Slashdot Mirror


Ancient Cave Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded

diamond writes "The BBC reports that 'scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago.' The sequencing technique could also work for Neanderthals. However, 'the idea of obtaining DNA from dinosaurs, depicted in the film Jurassic Park, remains science fiction.' Also reported by Nature Magazine."

130 comments

  1. Outstanding by panxerox · · Score: 1

    Now we won't have too wait (perhaps) to find sentient non human intelligences, all we have to do is recreate them. Not that neanderthal would have much to say but hey hes non human! We could do those Flores tiny people too they were pretty recent. All sorts of possibilities

    --
    "It's so convenient to have a system where everyone is a criminal" - A. Hitler
    1. Re:Outstanding by hubang · · Score: 0

      How do you know they haven't already done so?

      Ever seen any "commentators" on Fox News?

    2. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Not that neanderthal would have much to say..."

      Not only would neanderthal have little to say s/he would have little by way to say anything. The larynx of neanderthal didn't descend as low as ours and permitted pronunciation only of consonants and likely didn't allowed pronunciation of vowels. It's possible our lower larynx allowed us to develop speech and may have been what gave us the evolutionary edge and had much to do with the extinction of neanderthal.

    3. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins, whales and several primates are certainly sentient, including that elusive consciousness of self. Where have you been?

      Personally I've also seen some pretty amazing ingenuity displayed by dogs, cats, foxes, bluejays, ducks, and of course those ever-pesky squirrels which are too clever for anybody's good.

    4. Re:Outstanding by riprootin · · Score: 0, Troll

      No need to reinvent sentient non-human intelligence, at not least here in the US. We already have Republicans.

    5. Re:Outstanding by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Damn, you Democrats sure are witty.

  2. Ancient Cave Beer? by myheroBobHope · · Score: 1

    Man, i know it is friday afternoon... I read that as Ancient Cave Beer and got thirsty... sounds delicious!

    --
    http://www.pterrys.com
    1. Re:Ancient Cave Beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the 40,000 year old Ancient Cave Beer has probably gone flat by now...

    2. Re:Ancient Cave Beer? by bfischer · · Score: 2, Funny

      and to think I read it as Ancient Care Bear DNA... sad.

  3. What A Shame! by colonslashslash · · Score: 2, Funny
    However, 'the idea of obtaining DNA from dinosaurs, depicted in the film Jurassic Park, remains science fiction.'

    Yes, what a shame. Unfortunately because of limitations with current technology and scientific knowledge, we won't be able to reproduce a race of ancient evil uber bears bent on destroying humans and swiping pic-a-nic baskets.

    Cue the "I welcome our new Ancient Bear Overlords" comments.....

    --
    She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro....
    1. Re:What A Shame! by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Cue the "I welcome our new Ancient Bear Overlords" comments.....

      They will be helped by the right to arm bears!

      --
      Guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee. So I bit him.
    2. Re:What A Shame! by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      Your comments imply that these ancient cave bears would be Smarter than the average bear?

      --

      ~Someday, I hope to be an aspiring author.
    3. Re:What A Shame! by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad, there is a long way from having the DNA to recreating the species. Expression of the code depends too much on proteins that go with the cell.

      It's like having the source code for Win2k, gcc (instead of MSVC and what not) and no build tools. With enough effort, you can compile it, but it's a long, arduous task, and you're unlikely to get the same end result.

      --
      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    4. Re:What A Shame! by SquadBoy · · Score: 1
      --

      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    5. Re:What A Shame! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Cross-compile it using a Grizzley bear! Or whatever the closest relative is. We could probably gestate an embryo in any large mammal, given enough incentive.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    6. Re:What A Shame! by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      These puns are getting so bad that I can hardly bear them anymore.

      --
      We should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
    7. Re:What A Shame! by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      Expression of the code depends too much on proteins that go with the cell

      So, what you're saying is... they didn't quite extract the bear necessities?

      --
      We should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
    8. Re:What A Shame! by fimbulvetr · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're bearly even scratching the surface!

    9. Re:What A Shame! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Cue the "I welcome our new Ancient Bear Overlords" comments.....

      Is the pope a catholic?
      Do Ancient Bear Overlords shit in the woods or the caves?

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    10. Re:What A Shame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't cave bear up under the load.

    11. Re:What A Shame! by game+kid · · Score: 1
      Do Ancient Bear Overlords shit in the woods or the caves?

      Yes.

      --
      You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
    12. Re:What A Shame! by TheScorpion420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about this Scientists found remainds of soft tissue(namely bone marrow) inside the thigh bone of a T-Rex. The possibility of extracting DNA from it is indeed very high. Just my 2 and 1/2 cents

      --
      If you pay your taxes you support terrorism!
    13. Re:What A Shame! by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      ...so the ancient bear turned to the ancient bunny and asked: "Do you have problems with ancient shit sticking to your ancient fur?"...

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
    14. Re:What A Shame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is quality content. My Ursus is Bruined already.

    15. Re:What A Shame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will die a horrible horrible death.

  4. Should save the NFL a lot of money.... by vrimj · · Score: 2, Funny

    on trying to genetically engineer the perfect linebacker

    1. Re:Should save the NFL a lot of money.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Sad but true... there will never be another Joe Montana. Except in TV commericals. :P

    2. Re:Should save the NFL a lot of money.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be embarrassed for yourself. Montana was a quarterback, not a linebacker.

      Do you even know the difference, nerd?

    3. Re:Should save the NFL a lot of money.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Do you even know the difference, nerd?

      I grew up on this football when I kid. Linebacker, quarterback, who cares in this game. :P

  5. Ancient Cave Beer . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *rubs eyes*

  6. How long... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...until this becomes another SciFi monster movie of the week?

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:How long... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Battlestar Galactica: "The Cave Beer Planet"

      Starbuck crash lands on a mysterious planet and finds the lost tribe too busy making and drinking Cave Beer to ever care about ever reaching Earth. Starbuck must the fateful decision that will determine the fleet's survival: Drink it cold or warm?

  7. way to go by daniel23 · · Score: 1

    I believe it's still a way to go from sequencing (parts) of the DNA of an ancient animal to recreating it

    --
    605413? Yes, it's a prime.
    1. Re:way to go by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yes, for instance finding a surrogate mother to carry the little bastard to term could be a real bear...

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  8. Obligatory Jurassic Park Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Malcolm walks up to a huge mound of dino-droppings]

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.

  9. *ahem* That's... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new ancient bear overlords.

    Unless they get genetically engineered to defeat me in a real-life King of Iron Fist Tournament or something. Or take my picnic baskets.

    --
    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  10. *evil villianous laugh* by Kesh · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The BBC reports that 'scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago.' The sequencing technique could also work for Neanderthals.

    Now, we just need to combine the two! Neanderthal bears!

    ... what?

    1. Re:*evil villianous laugh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the lasers. What self respecting cave bear/Neaderthal would be caught dead without his laser death ray. Now I know what to get Doctor Evil for Christmas. He's so hard to buy for.

    2. Re:*evil villianous laugh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new Neanderthal bear overlords !

    3. Re:*evil villianous laugh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! Your laser-cave bear is no match for my jetpack-propelled Megalania. My resurrected and technologically-equipped species of megafauna will destroy yours any day!

      - Professor Malevola

    4. Re:*evil villianous laugh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already did. They are in the white house.

    5. Re:*evil villianous laugh* by isny · · Score: 1

      Now, we just need to combine the two! Neanderthal bears!
      You got bear in my neanderthal!
      You got neanderthal in my bear!
      Two great tastes that go together.

  11. Jurassic Park by Seumas · · Score: 1

    the idea of obtaining DNA from dinosaurs, depicted in the film Jurassic Park, remains science fiction.

    Can someone explain this further? What exactly about obtaining DNA from dinosaurs as depicted in Jurasic Park is "science fiction"?

    I mean, for one thing, they didn't obtain the DNA from dinosaurs. They obtained (as I recall) dinosaur DNA from a mosquito that was preserved in amber. What exactly is science fiction about obtaining DNA from a very-well preserved creature encased in something like amber?

    Just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean it isn't realistic.

    1. Re:Jurassic Park by Farmer+Jimbo · · Score: 1

      The article in this story is mainly focused on the problem of DNA contamination. Microbes mostly, but also othe sources such as the palentoligists themselves. They used a dog DNA-map as a reference since they are closely related (we think).

      Now imagine trying the same thing on the dessicated remains of a misquito gut. Think their might be some comtamination in there? Putting aside the issue of a 40,000 year old sample versus a 180 million year old sample.

    2. Re:Jurassic Park by LadyVirharper · · Score: 1
      It's "science fiction" because it hasn't happened yet.

      Old fossils and the like do not always have DNA that is recoverable in any easy way. DNA degrades easily, breaks into bits, etc.

      Cave Bears existed alongside modern (genetically speaking) man. Dinosaurs are much, much older and therefore that much harder to get DNA from.

    3. Re:Jurassic Park by Seumas · · Score: 1

      It's just a matter of time (to gather more data, find more specimens, build greater databases of known creatures/maps) before we do, though. I don't think it's so much "science fiction" in the vain that it is insinuated.

      Okay, properly sequencing dinosaur DNA might be science fiction in that vain, for some time in the future, but sequencing is different than obtaining.

    4. Re:Jurassic Park by emtilt · · Score: 2, Informative

      DNA is not the most stable of molecules, and actually breaks down rather easily. After periods as long as the time between the dinosaurs and now, the DNA has degraded a great deal and all that would remain are small fragments of DNA. Currently, there is no way to combine these fragments even if we were somehow able to obtain enough to creat a whol strand of DNA. Thus it is science fiction still.

    5. Re:Jurassic Park by Rei · · Score: 1

      No, that's not true. You don't have to combine fragments; we can already build custom DNA strands for any arbitrary sequence of base pairs (and anyone can order it online, with prices as low as 1-2$ per bp). You just need to know the sequence that you want.

      With a large enough fragment database - absolutely huge if your DNA is very fragmented and contaminated - it should be possible to statistically correlate to rebuild a full set of genes for anything. Accumulating enough DNA from dinosaurs, however, may prove impossible. We'll see. :)

      --
      We should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
  12. 6% of what? by Farmer+Jimbo · · Score: 1

    The team determined that nearly 6% of the sequences analysed from one of their animal samples belonged to ancient bear: an unexpectedly large amount. The rest of the DNA probably came from soil microbes or the palaeontologists handling the bones, the team says.

    So six percent of the sample was cave bear. How much of the entire cave bear DAN-map was recovered? This sounds much less impressive than at first blush. Can anyone with access to the whole study and the abilty to comprehend it tell us how useful/significant this DNA really is?

    1. Re:6% of what? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2, Informative

      The researchers retrieved very many fragments of DNA from their fossils. By comparing the fragments to references for bears and dogs (which are 93% bear, apparently), and excluding human and bacterial sequences, they were able to identify a number of distinctly cave bear fragments. In total this amounts to 26,861 base pairs which was enough to place it within its proper lineage with respect to other bears.

      Of course, compared to the 2.3 billion base pairs in a human, they have a rather long way to go before being able to build a meaningful genome. Still, given that this kind of fossilized DNA has never been recovered before, it is a good first step.

    2. Re:6% of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... and was it nuclear or mitochondrial DNA?

      Even if they manage to get 100% of the nuclear DNA, they wil be missing all those traits passed down maternally which exist exclusively in the mitochondrial DNA.

    3. Re:6% of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't that useful. I read the article and the supporting online material, basically they sequenced about 1 million base pairs from each of their two samples, recovering 26,861 base pairs of cave bear sequence (~1.34%). The cave bear bones are approximately 40,000 years old, neanderthal bones of the same age exist, but the owners aren't too keen on having them ground up, so cave bear serves as a proof of principle for sequencing ancient DNA. With most mammal genomes being about 3 billion bases, they would have to sequence 3,000 billion bases to get a 10x fully assembled cave bear genome. Global sequencing capacity is probably around 15 billion bases per month, a cave bear or neanderthal genome project won't happen with current sequencing technology using this random amplification technique.

      It also seems pretty clear from their paper that the sequence is heavily degraded due to DNA damage. Considering that the human and chimpanzee genome sequences are about 99% identical (diverged ~3 million years ago), and we have no idea which are functional changes, it seems crazy to compare human and neanderthal (diverged at most 550,000 years ago) with all the real changes drowned out by the noise from the DNA damage.

      That said, it's still pretty cool that they were able to get sequence from a 40,000 year old sample.

  13. Anything is possible by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Never say we won't get DNA from dinosaurs. Just recently some scientists uncoverered a dinosaur bone that wasn't completely fossilized: it was so big that they couldn't transport it, so they cut it in half and found actual flesh in the center! I couldn't find it on google news in 5 seconds, but does anybody else remember this? I think there was a reason they couldn't extract any DNA from this guy, but stranger things have happened. Of course, DNA an entire being does not make, so we won't be able to actually make a living breathing dinosaur but we all know what would happen if we did!

    --
    Quid festinatio swallonis est aetherfuga inonusti?
    Africus aut Europaeus?
    1. Re:Anything is possible by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      You're talking about this discovery.

    2. Re:Anything is possible by Fortyseven · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's a couple updates on that.

    3. Re:Anything is possible by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      so we won't be able to actually make a living breathing dinosaur but we all know what would happen if we did!

      That would be the screaming and the running? Right?

    4. Re:Anything is possible by Caseyscrib · · Score: 2, Informative
      MSNBC article and slashdot article.

      I never heard any follow-up though.

    5. Re:Anything is possible by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they're talking about fossilized soft tissue, similar to the (even older) Burgess Shale, or the fossilized feathers of proto-birds. This means that exceptionally favourable fossilization conditions preserved an imprint of non-bone material - it is very different from a hunk of preserved meat. The soft-tissue fossil is still stone, and has little if any material in common with the original tissue.

      Even if miraculously tissue survived so long, it wouldn't have usable DNA - slow random chemical reactions would have long since scrambled it beyond any recovery. Imagine taking a hard drive and putting it on a shelf for 80 million years - the magnetic domains simply wouldn't last that long, and no technology could recover the information.

      --
      Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
    6. Re:Anything is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wasn't fossilized. Quite an amazing find.

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/

    7. Re:Anything is possible by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/smithson.htm

    8. Re:Anything is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is not fossilized at all, and they are looking into the DNA issue.

      "Of course, the big question is whether it will be possible to see dinosaur DNA. 'We don't know yet. We are doing a lot in the lab now that looks promising,'"

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/

    9. Re:Anything is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse the skepticism, but it's very debatable it's actually soft tissue. The structure of blood and cells can sometimes be preserved in creatures as old as 400 million years--so well it looks like soft tissue--but it's not the original material. Schweitzer and co. say it "appears" to be soft tissue but have not shown it is.

  14. Old books... by criordan · · Score: 1

    Neanderthals... Ancient Cave bears...

    These people need to stop reading old books and get back to science.

    Unless they're willing to put both groups in a room and lock the door.

    --
    http://www.aaplblog.com/ - News about Apple Inc.
    1. Re:Old books... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Scanning this story, and no Jean M. Auel Clan of the Cave Bear wisecracks.
      Nope, can't think of any, either...

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  15. Shocking Discovery by ndansmith · · Score: 1
    Scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago . . .

    . . . and found it to be Winnie the Pooh's ancient ancestor.

  16. Role of mitochondria and cytoplasm by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If this is going to work, scientists will need copies of both the DNA in the nucleus AND mitochondria (and ways to synthesize the nucleus and mitochondria of the target organism). Implanting a neanderthal nucleus in a human (or any other) kind of egg will not necessarily create a pure neanderthal clone (we might even need to clone the cytoplasmic contents). A study of cloning fish across species boundaries showed that some very basic physical characteristics (e.g., the number of vertebra in the backbone) were controlled by the mitochondria or cytoplasm of the egg, not by the genes in the nucleus.

    It's amazing that they can reconstruct the DNA of long-dead creatures but its also clear that nuclear DNA is not the only information-carrying object in biological organisms.

    --
    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
    1. Re:Role of mitochondria and cytoplasm by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      If this is going to work, scientists will need copies of both the DNA in the nucleus AND mitochondria (and ways to synthesize the nucleus and mitochondria of the target organism).

      RTFA:

      "It has been very difficult thus far to get anything other than mitochondrial DNA from ancient material," he said.

      Recovering the mitochondrial DNA is not as big an issue.

    2. Re:Role of mitochondria and cytoplasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Implanting a neanderthal nucleus in a human (or any other) kind of egg will not necessarily create a pure neanderthal clone

      Was this the point in the first place?

    3. Re:Role of mitochondria and cytoplasm by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This to me is the key point. 20 or 30 years ago we believed many things. We believed that if we put adequate sensors in enough places around the earth, we could perfectly predict weather. We believed that the universe was expanding or contracting at a constant rate, and would not accelerate. We believed that if we had a genertic sequence, we would be able to make an exact duplicate of the organism.

      As always in science, the universe mocks our simplifications. We have a gene map, and we discover, IIRC, that relitive angles seem to make a difference. As the parent mentioned, the enviroment can cause major changes in physiology, not always random.

      In fact the cloning end is simply the hook to get people interested in these popular aritcles. It seems to me the real interesting thing is that we can clean up a sample enough to say with some certainty that the sequence is of the specified animal. Then it gets interesting.

      As we collect more samples, and complete more sequences, we can look at the relationships in the patterns og the genetics at a particular time, and investigate how the genetics changed over time. Would there be better proof that birds are dinosaurs than to map the transition of the genes between the two species? If we can map the genes to certain expressed characteristics, we can have another way to estimate what the world was like at certain times. So, why did dinosaurs mutate to birds?

      Furthermore we could have a better estimate of the rate genes mutate. We can look if that rate is constant, and if not what affects the rate. This would allow us to make better guesses of when certain families of a species diverged or combined. This would allow us to make better guesses of where human originated, and when homo sapiens sapiens came into existance. And it would provide further data the exact path to humanity, or, to put in more common terms, at what point the common ancestor diverged into what would become pan and homo, if they did in fact at all.

      Like so many things in science, we need the clone distractions to keep the average person from falling asleep, but the reality is really so much more exciting.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    4. Re:Role of mitochondria and cytoplasm by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      As always in science, the universe mocks our simplifications.

      Absolutely. This is what makes science so fascinating.

      In fact the cloning end is simply the hook to get people interested in these popular aritcles. It seems to me the real interesting thing is that we can clean up a sample enough to say with some certainty that the sequence is of the specified animal. Then it gets interesting.

      What bothers me is the tendency for scientists to promise vaporware. Instead of explaining the real and very interesting meat of the result, we seem to want encourage little bits of brain candy. Yes, stories of cloned cave bears may get the public interested, but it also both misinforms them and creates unrealistic (and ultimately disappointed) expectations about what science can do. I'm not sure whether I should blame scientists (who over-promise), journalists (who elicit and play-up exciting half-truths), or the public (for being bored/clueless).

      As someone of both an engineering and scientific mindset, I want to understand what it will really take to do something (e.g., clone a cave bear). Understanding the systems design issues underlying some discovery or invention help make informed research and investment decisions. Breathless promises of some eye-catching idea may create short-term excitement, but they breed long-term cynicism.

      Furthermore we could have a better estimate of the rate genes mutate

      Yes, this would be valuable information. We already know that the mutation rate does change and is subject to evolutionary pressures -- studies on bacteria show that they can quickly evolve different efficacy levels for their DNA repair mechanisms and thus evolve to have different mutation rates (and different rates of evolution). Also, mutation rates vary between species, so it won't be a surprise if the data shows mutation rates vary in time. Understanding what makes them vary would be interesting.

      Like so many things in science, we need the clone distractions to keep the average person from falling asleep, but the reality is really so much more exciting.

      I agree, but am saddened by this. Living in this very technical age makes me think that people (both voters and consumers) would be better off if they were more technically literate.

      Thank you for a very thoughtful reply.

      --
      Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
  17. Extracted and decoded by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    When translated it said 'I'm smarter then the average neanderthal Boo-boo'

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  18. I wonder if they could do the reverse? by deft · · Score: 1

    Could I give them DNA have them decode it, and then tell me what it was?

    They know what it is going into the decoding... but I'm just so fascinated by the technology that I wonder if they can extrapolate the species from just the DNA too.

    These guys are f'ing cool. This really is the frontier here on earth for me.

    --

    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
    1. Re:I wonder if they could do the reverse? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, or at least make a good guess at the family. Most braches of the tree have been mapped enough to place an unknown sample on it.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
  19. unless they're all thumbs... by moviepig.com · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago.' The sequencing technique could also work for Neanderthals.

    Why would Neanderthals want to build a cave bear?

    --
    Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
    1. Re:unless they're all thumbs... by daeley · · Score: 1

      Why would Neanderthals want to build a cave bear?

      Because they thought they were building a cave, bare. Stupid Neanderthals. ;)

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    2. Re:unless they're all thumbs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would Neanderthals want to build a cave bear?

      Food, clothing, tools

      use your imagination

  20. OMFGLOL by islandrain · · Score: 1

    If they could only extract the DNA of my Uncle Gene and make a clone of him, I could get back that $200 he owed me. Come on brainiacs, lets get some science going on and make me some cash! Bling bling!

    --
    Peace out, homies.
  21. a subject would look good here by Kaisum · · Score: 1

    I'd like to have the sequence for that "rip peoples face off with massive claws" personality trait.

  22. Already combined! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > "The BBC reports that 'scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago.' The sequencing technique could also work for Neanderthals.
    >
    >Now, we just need to combine the two! Neanderthal bears!

    Og homo sapiens sapiens. Og not have to outrun homo sapiens neanderthalis. Og only have to outrun cave bear. Og wise. Great-great-gr[skipping a bit]eat-grandchildren Og now see just how wise.

  23. Further digging revealed... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

    Further digging for bear fossils revealed a shovel, a forest ranger hat, and a partial parchement fragment with the words:

    "On.y y.. ca.. p.even. f.rest fir.s"

    Antropologists are currently looking for assistance in decoding the parchement.

    --
    Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
  24. I wonder... by ndansmith · · Score: 1
    But the scientists hope to be able to sequence the DNA of ancient humans, which lived at the same time as cave bears, raising the prospect of perhaps one day being able to "build" a Neanderthal from their genetic blueprint.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4602739.stm

    This makes me wonder if we could even "build" a modern Human from a genetic blueprint. Is it possible to physically predict something's appearance from its DNA?

    1. Re:I wonder... by bmgoau · · Score: 1

      i saw that once in Star Trek Voyager, so yes, its defiently possible.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      With time probably, at least for many features. The problem is that the effect of environment is not perfectly known, and the womb may have substantial influence (this may be compensated for partially by using maternal dna to simulate those effects as well, either from the half donated by the mother or from the mother herself). It's better than in the past since the environment nowadays is mostly "nice" so it has less bad effects (ie: you're short because your genetics say so not because you were near starvation for your first 20 years of life).

      Right now I believe we can't even predict skin color except by predicting where the person's ancestors lived and what skin color they had.

  25. Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't we all know by now that this is impossible?

    The Earth is around 5000 years old.These guys are the devil's pawns and work only to Deceive you!

    Cave bears are tricks of the Devil to "test your faith"!

    1. Re:Not possible by Physician · · Score: 0

      "Palaeontologists have extracted soft, flexible structures that appear to be blood vessels from the bone of a Tyrannosaurus rex that died 68 million years ago."

      Much like this is a trick to test the faith of evolutionists.

      --
      Does God treat us as servants or friends? Check my homepage.
  26. Won't make dinosaurs by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

    La-de-freaking-duh. Dinosaur DNA is more than three orders of magnitude older than neanderthal. A totally different probelm of acquisition and re-sequencing.
    Read The Science of Jurassic Park: And the Lost World Or, How to Build a Dinosaur by Rob Desalle, David Lindley. Excellent breakdown of the tasks involved. Two bucks on Amazon.

    --
    Faith: n. -- That human impulse that drives them to steal appliances when the power goes out
  27. Ancient Care Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was I the only one who misread the title as that?

  28. that's no so great by promantek · · Score: 2, Funny

    pauly shore discovered a frozen caveman back about 13 years ago and even dethawed him and brought him back to life! These guys only found cave bear DNA...lame.

    Encino Man

    Summary:
    Stoney and Dave find a caveman (Link) trapped in ice, thaw him out, and show him around town. Although Link is slow to catch on to basic concepts of 20th century life, he has no trouble impressing all the girls and helping Stoney and Dave find the coolness they've been searching for.

    1. Re:that's no so great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and even dethawed him

      You gots one of them newfangled VCRs whut plays movies backwards, hey? Coooool.

  29. They've got your Ancient Cave Beer by decken · · Score: 1

    But there was some ancient cave beer found just recently! (Well, sort of.)

  30. didn't they find t. rex soft tissue recently? by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/03/science/03dinosa ur.html

    now if you tell me that dna will degrade over 70 million years and be unrecoverable, then i will believe you

    but if you also tell me that they can recover soft tissue with capillaries and cells visible from 70 million years ago, i wouldn't believe you

    but that's what they did

    so now i don't know what to believe... isn't some sort of t. rex dna recovery possible after all then? granted, it would be fragmented, but if we are talking dessicated soft tissue, can't the fragments be recovered in some sort of context that might make reconstruction possible?

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:didn't they find t. rex soft tissue recently? by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      There may be hundreds of thousands of types of biomolecules in your average cell. DNA is one of the less stable among them. Finding the more stable molecules isn't that big of a deal; it's the less stable ones that we want.

      --
      We should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
    2. Re:didn't they find t. rex soft tissue recently? by superyooser · · Score: 1
      now if you tell me that dna will degrade over 70 million years and be unrecoverable, then i will believe you

      but if you also tell me that they can recover soft tissue with capillaries and cells visible from 70 million years ago, i wouldn't believe you

      but that's what they did

      Did they really?

      so now i don't know what to believe

      It starts to make sense if you allow yourself to question the extreme age that this tissue is claimed to have.

  31. And yet, DNA is being found in dino fossils by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I find it funny that the last sent. was about repudiating Jurassic Park. In recent time, they have found sequencable DNA in fossils.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  32. They have to say this by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

    If you can get enough whole DNA, you could at least seriously think about putting it into an egg and gestating another animal. But in the current climate of hysteria over cloning, you can't say that out loud or the whackos will be all over you.

    If it isn't at least thinkable, why are they denying it is possible? Because they know it is a conclusion people will jump to. The creation process may be difficult and error-prone, but it isn't outside the realm of possibility, as Dolly the shppe would tell you if she were alive (and had a working vocal system).

    Besides, they don't want to spoil the surprise when the pre-historic animals inevitably escape from their foolproof enclosures.

    --
    Behold, this dreamer cometh. Come now, and let us slay him... and we shall see what will become of his dreams.
    1. Re:They have to say this by kingofalaska · · Score: 1
      But in the current climate of hysteria over cloning, you can't say that out loud or the whackos will be all over you.

      That's why you need an island that no one ever goes to. That rules out the tropical islands, like in the Jurassic Park movies.I'm talking someplace desolate that almost no one has ever heard of, and wouldn't want to go to even if they did.

      President Bush to Liberate Alaska

  33. More than that. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    They have found DNA within fossils. i.e. the bone marrow still contains cells.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  34. Do NOT clone that cave man!!! by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If cave men start getting cloned and then raised to be (somewhat) productive members of society, I fear the gene pool of the human race would be set back should he/she deside to have children. Evolution decided those genes are not worthy, why inject obsolete DNA into our race?

    --
    Life is not for the lazy.
    1. Re:Do NOT clone that cave man!!! by WurdBendur · · Score: 1

      If cave men start getting cloned and then raised to be (somewhat) productive members of society, I fear the gene pool of the human race would be set back should he/she deside to have children. Evolution decided those genes are not worthy, why inject obsolete DNA into our race?

      Set back how? Are you absolutely certain that our DNA is any better than theirs? And aside from that, it's not even certain that humans could ever really mate with neanderthals or other hominids. Earlier homo sapiens is a possibility, and would certainly be of an older stock, but it's hardly different than mixing modern races.
      One could say that evolution has been short-circuited by medical technology, anyway, whereby even the weak can survive (assuming they can afford it), so some weak genes couldn't make too much difference. That is unless it's bad enough to be untreatabe, and they're that bad, natural selection will do it's job again, putting us just about where we started.

      Or maybe I'm crazy? Well, that's beside the point.

      --
      SCISNE? ANUS SIMIAE!
    2. Re:Do NOT clone that cave man!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously someone hasn't read Brave New World.

  35. No "Clan of the Cave Bear" references yet? by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    Surprising.

  36. 6% of the samples they took by lullabud · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like 6% of the DNA they analyzed was cave-bear DNA, and the rest was other DNA. That's not to be confused with 6% of a single DNA strand was cave bear, but 6% of the total number of samples.

  37. Satan Pooh by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Oh man, this could be bad. What if that was Satan Pooh and now he's coming back to harvest our mortal souls?

  38. Ah, Science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -- Look, we cloned an Ancient Cave Bear!

    -- Ha! We did even better: we cloned an Ancient Neanderthal!

    -- Growl! Roarr!

    -- Ugh! Kriga! Bor! Aiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

    -- Munch, munch, chomp, chomp...

    -- *Sigh*... At least, we now know what killed the Neanderthals...

    (end of joke)

    As a side note, someone is really bad at counting...

    Slow Down Cowboy!

    Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

    It's been 4 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

    Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form. Please try again. If the problem persists, and all other options have been tried, contact the site administrator.

  39. Will this finally put Creationist claims to rest? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

    One of the tenets of dismissing evolution is that cavemen are just retarded humans, or guys that were based in a few too many times. If thier DNA is shown to be different, won't that proove they are a different species, thus showing that there are in fact multiple branches of humans? What does the bible say about cave men, I wonder? Actually, I guess it doesn't matter. You can't fight creationism with science. Someone will come right back with "those were bad humans, Satan twisted their DNA, and they all drowned in the flood!"

  40. Oblig SNL reference by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    Da Bears.

  41. Important question: by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    Will they also clone a few hundred Daryl Hannah's to go along with these bears if they manage to recreate them?

    --
    If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
    1. Re:Important question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would certainly increase their marketability.

  42. What happened to that story about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the bits of dinosaur flesh that had been found somewhere? They were still pliable and had moisture apparently. It sounds like the flesh would have been frozen for millions of years. Wouldn't something like that have more usable DNA than a fossil?

  43. did anyone else read 'care bear'? by Tanmi-Daiow · · Score: 1

    i thought it said 'care bear' instead of cave bear. I didnt know they could extract dna from fluff filled bears full of love...

    --
    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." - C.S. Lewis
  44. Re:Will this finally put Creationist claims to res by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cavement aren't retarded humans... they are just people who lived in caves. You will see some different DNA in today's culture, that's just the way reproduction works. For example, a man with light skin and a woman with dark skin could have several things different in the DNA. However, neither is better than the other! Each is just different.

    All the bible really says about cavemen is that some men lived in caves. Based on context, they weren't really any different.

  45. Unga bunga! by ajlitt · · Score: 1

    Captain Caaaaaave Beaaaaar!

  46. You fail it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By a LOT. Wow, what a loser.

  47. I'd rather... by glenebob · · Score: 1

    I'd rather get some DNA from Daryl Hannah in that one cave bear movie and clone her for my own naughty purposes...

  48. Well, the neanderthal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will look just like Daryl Hannah.

    Clan of the Cave Bear http://imdb.com/title/tt0090848/

  49. Not everyone needs to be worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only those who have built their homes on ancient bearial grounds.

  50. Excellent point by jd · · Score: 1
    It is also worth remembering that when molecules decay, they do so randomly. You only need one intact example from each point in the chain, you do NOT need an entire chain that is complete, you do NOT even need all the points in the chain from the same animal.


    Let's say that there are a million unstable points along the DNA chain that are horribly unstable, and that you'll lose one such molecule on average once a day, in a given cell. Can you recover enough to rebuild an animal, after 200 million years?


    Maybe. It depends on the number of cells you have, across all samples, and the exact distribution of the decay. Given the numbers above, after 200 million years, you'd lose 73 billion such molecules. Obviously, if a single cell had only one strand of DNA, and you only had one cell to work with, all the unstable molecules would have long-since vanished.


    But let's take a field filled with wooly mammoths, frozen and virtually intact. You've probably got a few hundred billion cells you can usefully with. Each cell probably has a few hundred copies of nucleic DNA in it, and each copy has two strands - each strand the chemical mirror of the opposing one, so you can deduce one from the other.


    At this point, the numbers are much more in your favour. You'd need to do a LOT of rebuilding, but statistically speaking, there's an excellent chance that at least one example of each segment, somewhere to be found, and probably many - giving you a good idea of the range.


    T. Rex is harder, because you've only the inside of the bones, and there aren't many T. Rex bones known to exist. You also won't get museums willing to cut them open, to see if there's any new information inside, as it's only speculative that there IS anything inside, and even if there is, it is totally pot-luck as to whether there's anything new to be learned.


    However, it is not impossible. Improbable, but definitely not impossible. It helps that we now know that birds and dinosaurs have a common ancestor - or that birds descended from dinosaurs. Exactly what the relationship is isn't 100% clear. But it isn't needed. What you do is you find the patterns that are common to ALL birds AND to anything else from that family tree that still survives. What you will get is a good chunk of what is likely to have been present in dinosaurs.


    It will only be genetically stable molecules that you'll get by this gigantic diff -u process, but genetically unstable is not necessarily the same as chemically unstable when undergoing active decay. You may be able to fill in gaps, even when the original samples aren't available.


    The main problem is the scale that this would need to be done over. We are talking mapping millions, if not billions, of DNA strands, in an effort to build a composite picture. There aren't billions of geneticists in the world, which means that you couldn't do all this at once. It would take a long time, and require most of the available manpower, which (because of supply and demand) would be hyper-expensive. You'd also need to crypogenically store all samples not yet processed, with an unbelievably sophisticated indexing system to make sense of the storage.


    Ok, so it would be prohibitive, cost-wise. Still not impossible, just not feasable. That's an important distinction, as one cannot be done at all, the other is merely something we CHOOSE not to do, because we don't want to invest the resources needed.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  51. too bad bears don't lay eggs by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    or else we can inject ancient cave bear dna into an ancient cave bear egg.

  52. Role of mitochlorians? by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    What about the important role of mitochlorians? :)

    This is cool stuff, no doubt. I doubt that we'll be seeing cloned cave bears or clones of Daryl Hannah running amok. The DNA will still be useful for non-cloning applications.

  53. Human Fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You too can be fossilized

    Fact or fiction?

  54. So when does :"Ursine Park" open? by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    scientists have extracted and decoded the DNA of a cave bear that died 40,000 years ago.

    or does Crichton have to write the book first?

    --
    Tag lost or not installed.
  55. Clan of the Cave Bear by kingofalaska · · Score: 1
    I wondered how long it would take someone to dig THAT one up. I just found a snippet of the movie I recorded years ago. Now I have to find an unedited DVD of the movie, or maybe a time machine.

    No one has stayed year-round on the island since 1954

  56. Mitochondria by taskforce · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If this bear had so many "Mitochondria" then what's the possibility that someone might consider genetically recreating them and training them as Jedi?

    --
    My 3D Texturing Skinning work (under construction)
  57. Dino DNA is close, not SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "However, 'the idea of obtaining DNA from dinosaurs, depicted in the film Jurassic Park, remains science fiction.' "

    If the scienties don't even READ scientific publications and state that, what of their current 'research.' They almost HAVE dino DNA. From the March 2005 articles, it looks really close. It is like saying the day before the Polio vaccine was tried "it is science fiction that it will work." It is close:

    http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/mg1862493 5.500

    http://geology.about.com/b/a/156358.htm

    (different link for above http://geology.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?si te=http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns%3Fid=dn7 195 )

  58. Short-sightedness? by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    FTFA:

    "In hundreds or thousands of years from now, we may have advanced our technology so we can create creatures from DNA sequence information," Dr Eddy Rubin, director of the US Department of Energy Joint Genome Institute in Walnut Creek, California, told the BBC News website.

    This is remarkably short-sighted for someone in his position. I'd say a few decades at most, given our current rate of advancement in understanding genetics. IIRC the human genome was sequenced in less than half the time originally estimated.

    -Nano.

  59. Bear left by autophile · · Score: 1
    A followup expedition to the site passed a sign saying "Bear Left", so they went home.

    --Rob

    --
    Towards the Singularity.
  60. 6% Cave Bear Flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Combine that with the current bear DNA, and we have a MARKETABLE PRODUCT!!! Contains 6% authentic Cave-Bear!

    I for one want to taste them.