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  1. Re:Yay! on DARPA Funds Game To Teach Arabic To Army · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Arabic slang for "loser" is "fashel".
    -Grump...it hurts to be called "fashel" =P

  2. Yay! on DARPA Funds Game To Teach Arabic To Army · · Score: 1

    Now I can talk to that muslim chick at school!

  3. could be useful... on Net Sticky Notes All Over London · · Score: 4, Funny

    imagine this:
    -I urinated on that corner last night, use other side of street.

    -Lonely? looking for sex? inquire within.

    -Missing dog...50 pound reward.

  4. Re:You forgot the rest of your sentence on Dell Offers $100 For Old iPods · · Score: 1

    no, sadly i don't think 10% owns a BMW.
    I'm one of the lucky ones. I own 10 BMWs...i wish.

  5. Re:Colleges on FCC: Only We Can Regulate Unlicensed Spectrum · · Score: 1

    Yea, they can basically write anything they want into that housing contract. When they stick you on resnet, they can do whatever they want with that too.

    Think of it this way. When you move into the dorm, you are signing some housing contract (that you never read) but you supposedly read it. In it probably has something about:
    -you can't cook in your room
    -you can't smoke in the room
    -you can't make excessively loud noises at ungodly hours
    -you can't walk around naked after a shower
    -you can't slap a wireless router into resnet.

    Then resnet says:
    -you can't download/upload more than 2 gig/day
    -you can't use p2p networks
    -no routers.

    its that easy as slapping "no routers" into the contract
    -Grump

  6. Re:Rant in list form: Phone etiquette for companie on Appropriate Music for Callers 'On Hold'? · · Score: 1

    Humm...Dell with their EXCELLENT home customer support seems to fail at your guideline.

    1. yep, they blame the latest virus/worm causing increased call volume and waits of an eternity.

    2. Yea, just gives me an excuse to think of something else to complain about- tying up the rep for even longer.

    3. yep, that music, then dell's "helpful" messages on how to get rid of spyware...bla bla. And the occasional reminder that I'm important (but nobody seems to talk to me)

    4. yep, i punch in my express service code, but they still ask me for my system tag...

    5. Quiet? they're annoying.

    6. nope, they don't play that!

    -Grumpy

  7. Re:Cost on Cingular To Offer Mobile High-Speed Internet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, currenetly your paying a high cost for low data rates.

    Something like 20/mo for 5 meg transfer, and up to 80/mo for "unlimited", where you get a max of 130ish/sec or somethign like that.

    more info cingular page

    But you must remember. End users don't care for doing data. They just want voice. Data is targeted at businesses, whose workers know nothing about money...its a business expense.

    Grump

  8. Re:$8000 on Cell Phone Customer Service Ranked Next to Last · · Score: 1

    Better not.

    I remember hearing a story about some guy who was on social secuirty. The day his gov check was deposited into his account, a bank clerk made a mistake and deposited 5000 into the wrong account (his account).

    Anyway, the guy saw the extra cash and spent it.
    Afterwards, the bank found out about the mistake and demanded he give them the money back.

    Sadly, he spent it already and was unable to give it back to the bank.

    -Grump

  9. Re:Start Bombing on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "common cents" is defined as:
    spammer takes a penny, politictian takes a penny.

  10. Re:Start Bombing on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your right. nobody reads the email. Its done by bots and....bots.

    just send an email to president@whitehouse.gov with a simple question like "What is President Bush's middle name?"

    the reply:
    "Thank you for e-mailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very
    important to him.
    Because of the large volume of e-mail received, the President cannot
    personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff
    considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns...."

    Nobody ever replied my question. I'm a tax paying citizen. Oh well, atleast we have equal rights...so nobody will read your email either.

    -Grump

  11. Re:Bullshit on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 0

    US Spammers using services of Chinese ISPs, Russian mob

    You mean, the ISPs in China are run by Russian mobs?

  12. so lets see... on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Russia for mafia controlled zombies
    China for high quality spam warez
    Africa for business relations about that recently deceased relative.

    GOT IT!
    -Grump

  13. Re:Who, in the BLUE HELL, are you? on Send A Message To An LED Sign · · Score: 1

    troll, i thought this post was fucking hillarious!
    I got a good laugh out of it.

    Damnit, while i'm waiint for the 20 second thing...I WANT MOD POINTS! NOW!

  14. Re:Canadian English on Ontario Schools License StarOffice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sadam Heussien- Prime minister
    The only road- Highway 1
    Dollar-1.25
    (ok, you had to see that ep of south park to get it)

  15. Re:Another solution... on Disabling Wireless Networks? · · Score: 1

    If caught, make them lick your toes.
    Make a video of the himulaiton available for download.
    That should be enough to keep them from cheating.

    -Grump

  16. Re:Swap caps lock and control on Is Caps Lock Dead? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But the reason we have both swapped esc and caps lock is because caps lock is so rarely used, while esc is used alot in VI(changing modes) and chat boxes (close window)

    i feel ctrl is fine the way it is (ctrl+x,c,v)
    But i'll give caps/ctrl a try.

    thanks
    -Grump

  17. Re:Well my roomate has this... on Is Caps Lock Dead? · · Score: 0

    don't mean to gloat tim...but its a first post too!
    oh yea!
    clickable url
    -Grump

  18. Well my roomate has this... on Is Caps Lock Dead? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    escape and caps lock key switch.
    http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~beyert/articles/es cclock.ht m

    -Grump
    bet you tim!

  19. How comfortable would you be swallowing... on New Type2 Diabetes Treatment May Provide A Cure · · Score: 4, Informative

    a drug made from Gila monster spit?

    No, "it is a synthetic version of the hormone exendin-4, found in the saliva of the Gila monster..."

    Saying the drug is made from Gila monster spit is like saying Rogaine (hair growh thing) is made from rat urine...which it isn't. Rogaine is synthetic. The chemical its made from was originally discovered in rat urnie, however.

    -grump

  20. Re:Simple Solution on Should Hardware Drivers be Region/Language Locked? · · Score: 1

    I'll admit. I don't know much about the MP3 MD player. I do, however, have a regular MD player.

    Bought it about 5 years ago. Back then, CDr just wasn't as ubiquitous, and I thought MD would be great because I could record and re-record without having to buy a cd burner.

    Today, I have a stack of MDs I take when I go hiking. Have dropped it a few times and it still works like a charm.

    -Grump

  21. Re:...they don't have it already? on Iraq Wants .iq TLD · · Score: 1

    try clicking on those links.
    nothting comes up when i clicked...

    -Grump

  22. Re:Simple Solution on Should Hardware Drivers be Region/Language Locked? · · Score: 4, Funny

    how is that reply supposed to help? He bought it already,

    A better answer would be "I run an english localization of windows. Give me the MD player!"

    -Grump

  23. Look into amatuer radio? on A Portable Satellite ISP in the Middle East? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those guys are able to get a signal around the world...maybe you could get that and talk to your family instead...

  24. Re:Hmmm.... on Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, it should be able to block off most worms. This is because of how NAT works. If a remote machine was try connecting on a certain port, and the port is not "port fowarded", then the router will simply dump the data because it doesn't know where to foward it to.

    With NAT routers being so inexpensive, I believe that everyone should have one of these. Even if it is simply 1 box connecting to the internet.

    -Grump

  25. yes there is a solution... on Disabling Wireless Networks? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    just run a microwave oven in the back, a few cordless phones, a few rouge APs
    hopefully that is enough noise to kill most networks...

    or just make it very clear: NO WIRELESS NETWORKS. Walk around with netstumbler and a directional antenna. After a few people get antennas pointed at them, the networks will stop.

    -Grump