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Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus

An anonymous reader writes "A new virus is on the prowl that can infect your Windows XP/2K system and record every key you hit on your keyboard. The keys are then sent back to the virus creator where he/she can steal your passwords and credit card information. The virus named, Korgo, started showing up in the last week of May but it now has at least six different variants. To protect yourself from this nasty virus, Microsoft is urging all users to download the KB835732 Security Update. As with the Sasser worm, you'll get the Korgo virus without even knowing it. It does not arrive by email, but simply by being connected to a network or to the Internet without having a patched machine or a properly configured firewall."

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  1. Details: by ack154 · · Score: 5, Informative
    According to Symantec, the F variant of this seems to be the worst, or most prominent. Currently a level 3, here's the SARC page for it: Korgo.F. There is a removal tool available as well.

    Main details from top of SARC page:
    W32.Korgo.F is a minor variant of W32.Korgo.E. It is a worm that attempts to propagate by exploiting the Microsoft Windows LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability (BID 10108) on TCP port 445. It also listens on TCP ports 113, 3067, and other random ports.
    Happy cleaning.
    1. Re:Details: by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

      Instead of installing the hotfix, wouldn't the fix technically be just blocking ports 445, 113, 3067?

    2. Re:Details: by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Instead of installing the hotfix, wouldn't the fix technically be just blocking ports 445, 113, 3067? And other random port, yes it would work if you can predict those other random ports

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    3. Re:Details: by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes it would work if you can predict those other random ports

      Just use a random number generator.

      Oh wait.....

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    4. Re:Details: by It'sYerMam · · Score: 5, Insightful
      445: microsoft-ds
      113: auth
      3067: unknown

      The first two, at least, are service ports (Why else would something exploit them) So the question is really, "why are they open by default?"

      I expect this will be fixed in XP SP2.

      The next time I boot into windows, I reckon I'm gonna be destroyed... I haven't updated in ages, so anything that zonealarm misses is heading straight for me.

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    5. Re:Details: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The obvious answer is
      1) wait until SP2 comes out
      2) download SP2 while running linux/*BSD/(whatever != Windows)
      3) save it to a FAT(32) partition that can be read by XP
      4) Disconnect your machine from the network
      5) Reboot into XP and apply the service pack
      6) ???
      7) Profit!

    6. Re:Details: by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I expect this will be fixed in XP SP2

      Well that won't really help the 100 million computers running Win2K or less, now will it?

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    7. Re:Details: by EndlessNameless · · Score: 5, Informative

      It listens on those ports. It only infects through 445. Block incoming on that port (which 99.9% of home users can do without problems), and you're safe. For those who actually need that port for https... well, consider linux. :) Although, MS does have a workaround for it.

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    8. Re:Details: by ZiggyM · · Score: 3, Informative

      Be careful with ZoneAlarm. The current version (5.0) *disables* email virus scanning protection from norton AV and maybe others (regadless of how you configure either program.) This is a known issue that they (zonelabs) has not cared to fix yet.

    9. Re:Details: by sharkdba · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...so anything that zonealarm misses is heading straight for me.

      Well, at least you have zonealarm. My clueless neighbor just recently asked me to check his computer, since he had some "problems" with it. I checked, he had XP w/o any firewall/virus/spyware on it. His computer would reset itself every 7 minutes (I guess some kind of worm) every time he connected to internet.

      So, I installed zonealarm and ad-aware from my external HD. When connected to internet I was surprised by how many attempts to connect or send data out zonealarm blocked. Geez, this was like an army waiting to either destroy or use his computer for some other malicious tasks. And ad-aware found over 200 spyware programs! Suffice to say, computer stopped resetting. I run an online virus program as well. I still have to update his XP with patches, but that for another evening.

      Internet is a nasty place now-adays. I thought XP comes with a build-in firewall. Guess either he bought it before that was the case, or the firewall is off by default, or it just plain sucks.

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    10. Re:Details: by JamesTRexx · · Score: 5, Informative

      https is on 443, so no problem there...

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    11. Re:Details: by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      I have no Norton products, instead I have AVG. I'm also not stupid enough to open "important.pif."
      Of course, this isn't much good for those that do, and are.
      I wonder whether this a purposeful thing, or an actual bug.

      Either way, reasonable AV software such as Norton has active scanning, so simply opening something will trigger the alarms. For example, I once looked at some of the VBScript for the Melissa virus in IE, and Norton threw a wobbly.

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    12. Re:Details: by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It comes with a firewall, but it's like that thing with Outlook where you can tell it "Don't let me download anything that might harm my computer" a handy function that protects you from ever downloading anything, or opening any attachment.

      When you turn the firewall on, it blocks a ton of ports, which may or may not include ports it should block (telnet). Needless to say there isn't any way to configure which ports. It's all or nothing.

      I've got it on, but god knows if its doing any good, as its behind 2 better firewalls.

      Hmmm. Lol. Okay, I just portscanned myself, and despite my setting it to dump ALL non established incoming tcp/ip, it doesn't block a bunch of ports (below), including IIS and 445, though it does block SSH and telnet (then again, those services might not be available for my version of windows, so who the hell knows?)

      In conclusion, it sucks, and it won't protect you from this virus.

      7/tcp open echo
      9/tcp open discard
      13/tcp open daytime
      17/tcp open qotd
      19/tcp open chargen
      135/tcp open msrpc
      139/tcp open netbios-ssn
      445/tcp open microsoft-ds
      1025/tcp open NFS-or-IIS
      1026/tcp open LSA-or-nterm
      1027/tcp open IIS
      5000/tcp open UPnP

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    13. Re:Details: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your two better firewalls didn't stop it either?
      And what's with the stupid-thing-blocks-everything then stupid-thing-opens-everything?

    14. Re:Details: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Microsoft is infected...check server tide40.microsoft.com :-)

    15. Re:Details: by joNDoty · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Needless to say there isn't any way to configure which ports. It's all or nothing."

      Not quite. Turning the firewall on in XP blocks almost all ports EXCEPT those you specify in the "allow" listbox provided. Want telnet's port unblocked? Just look in that list box and check "telnet" as an allowed port.

      "it doesn't block a bunch of ports...including IIS and 445"

      Many of those ports you mentioned it actually can block if you go to the last tab in your firewall setup dialog. Uncheck the options like "allow incoming echo requests" etc.

      But you're right about some of those ports. For example, the only way to stop the qotd service (port 17) is to modify the fscking registry (I hate that). See http://www.winnetmag.com/Windows/Article/ArticleID /475/475.html for more info on stopping services like chargen and qotd that can be exploited for bandwidth attacks.

    16. Re:Details: by Cromac · · Score: 1
      I thought XP comes with a build-in firewall.

      You're correct, it's disabled by default so far. In SP2 MS claims it will be on by default. That will of course cause many problems for people, but it will hopefully stop the rapid spread of some worms too.

    17. Re:Details: by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I thought XP comes with a build-in firewall.

      Yeah, but it's a software firewall, which is a really long way from ideal.
      Really you should put Windows systems behind an external firewall (that is,
      a firewall that doesn't run on Windows), such as a hardware firewall or a
      *nix box of some kind.

      And that still won't protect you if you use Outlook, though as far as I am
      aware there hasn't been a new Outlook virus yet this month, so things could
      be looking up on that front.

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    18. Re:Details: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...which 99.9% of home users can do without problems..."

      Which translates as "99.9% of home users could in theory do it, but only 15% of home users know they should, and only 10% are actually technically proficient enough to understand how".

      And the viruses roll on...

    19. Re:Details: by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      In SP2 MS claims it will be on by default. That will of course cause many problems for people, but it will hopefully stop the rapid spread of some worms too.

      Yes, it may cause problems for *some* users, but the vast majority of XP users have absolutely no need for any services to be listening on a public interface. Those who do should easily know how to disable the firewall or allow the specific port(s) they need.

      It should have been on by default all along. Think of all the worms that would never have happened if, say, Windows 2000 and XP had a simple firewall on by default.

      The negative side (users complaining because they didn't know to turn off the firewall when it's in their way) would have caused far far less PR problems for Microsoft than that caused by the many remote exploits in the last few years.

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    20. Re:Details: by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      Really you should put Windows systems behind an external firewall (that is, a firewall that doesn't run on Windows), such as a hardware firewall or a
      *nix box of some kind.


      Absolutely agreed. I am glad that many cable/DSL modems have built-in firewalling (or at least NAT). I'm personally behind a Linux box with iptables, and the only time I worry is when I bring in a friend's PC to my local network to fix it (almost always an infected machine) (and I disconnect my Windows box from the network before connecting the infected box).

      What's hilarious is when a company is "protecting" a Windows network with a firewall running on -- you guessed it -- Windows. A friend's workplace was hit hard with one of the recent worms because the firewall machine became infected, and proceeded to infect the entire network. That's some great protection...

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  2. KB835732 by thebra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company that I work at pushed the KB835732 patch out to a few thousand machines. It caused some incompatability issue that cause Windows to blue screen with the error "Winsrv.dll missing or corrupt", its been a blast removing the patch through recovery console, especially walking remote users through it.

    1. Re:KB835732 by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes and then people fail to understand why it takes some time to patch up all machines.
      At work we do the releases in steps, first the IT dept, then the superusers. And then we take the rest in steps to prevent too much trouble.
      But it just not install the patch on 2000 machines as soon it comes out.

    2. Re:KB835732 by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

      A good rule of thumb is to wait a week to a week and a half before deploying any update. That way if there are issue with it and you do your homework you'll know about it and wait for a fix, if a fix hasn't already been released.

    3. Re:KB835732 by BlowChunx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmmm...a fix for the fix. Interesting.

      How nested can that go?

    4. Re:KB835732 by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      An alternative for people who can get funding is to deploy the patch first in a test lab, followed by the computers handling the most valuable data/most critical functions. Flexible response would be the ideal: maybe you can avoid the problem with less collateral damage by, say, turning off ports than by installing new software on production machines.

    5. Re:KB835732 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. But it just not install the patch on 2000 machines as soon it comes out.

      You can if you know what's on the machines. :)

      Test 1 sample system, deploy to all others of the same type if it looks good (looks good = good in an anal SCI-CMM kind of way).

      While there are some systems that will need to run different configurations (mostly for social reasons and to keep the superusers from revolting behind your back) the standard configs should be trivial to maintain. I point this out to others, and a few people have decided that a standard desktop is preferred over one that takes longer to patch. It depends entirely on the person or department and what they do.

    6. Re:KB835732 by Luscious868 · · Score: 1, Troll
      Hmmm...a fix for the fix. Interesting.

      Hehe, that's funny until you consider that it's Microsoft were talking about and that there have been fixes for fixes for fixes ... which is just plain said :-)

    7. Re:KB835732 by op00to · · Score: 1

      What happens when EVERYONE waits a week? You wait two weeks? It's an endless cycle!

    8. Re:KB835732 by Sergej · · Score: 1

      All the way down.

    9. Re:KB835732 by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 1

      And how many times have you fixed some part of your code and had it screw itself or something else up in the process, requiring yet another fix, ad infinitum?

    10. Re:KB835732 by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not me man, I wade right into that shit hip deep. My bosses have laid down the law here and insist that I get everyone patched ASAP. I've tried to explain about the balance between being safe and being sure but they don't want to hear any of that so the way I see it "Fuck em".

      Now granted I've got closer to 500 machines (But I'd do the same thing if they gave me 2000, or even 20,000) but I still patch every single one of them the moment Microsoft spits it out.

      One day, one fine day Microsoft is going to release that "Broke the whole damned thing" patch. When they do I'm going to savor the look on my particular PHB's face as it dawns on him what he's ordered me to do.

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    11. Re:KB835732 by calethix · · Score: 1

      "One day, one fine day Microsoft is going to release that "Broke the whole damned thing" patch. When they do I'm going to savor the look on my particular PHB's face as it dawns on him what he's ordered me to do"

      Is that the look that comes right before he says 'You're Fired!'? Sounds like your PHB is the kind to shift the blame off to the people below him.

    12. Re:KB835732 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, Ah Huh Huh Huh, You said, 'Blast'.

    13. Re:KB835732 by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should get that order in writing...

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    14. Re:KB835732 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day, one fine day Microsoft is going to release that "Broke the whole damned thing" patch. When they do I'm going to savor the look on my particular PHB's face as it dawns on him what he's ordered me to do.

      Make sure that your objections have been well-documented and provided in writing to somebody other than your boss. Otherwise you run the very real risk of your boss denying he told you to ignore the risks.

    15. Re:KB835732 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, is it still cheaper to use/support Windows after all these problems? How many man hours have been wasted? I hope your CFO and CEO reprimand your CTO/IT head.

    16. Re:KB835732 by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Just on the off hand chance that you come back curious about this I do have it in writing. I've got the most beautiful folder full of email messages related to this and I've got a copy of it on CD as well (can't be too safe).

      They cover his instructions to me, my responses pointing out that I don't think this is the way to go about this including reasons why, and finally his response complete with an almost iron-clad statement amounting to "You let me worry about that, you do as your told" where the guy pretty much signs his own dismissal slip if he tries to lay the mess on me when the inevitable happens.

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    17. Re:KB835732 by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      See my response to mrchaotic in this thread. I'm as covered as I can possibly be. A firing isn't impossible (he could get me before I get him) but I don't think it will go down that way.

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    18. Re:KB835732 by Kumochisonan · · Score: 1

      I do now solemnly decree that Microsoft patches shall no longer be described as 'fixes' but shall hereafter be known as 'breaks'

      As a first line peon for a large ISP, I have to deal with legions of clueless newbies on a daily basis. Tonight, I happily helped a person re-install their modem drivers, only for the PC to get Sasser five seconds after he got online.

      I love my job, can't you tell...

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    19. Re:KB835732 by sLaSh_N_bUrN_(.Y.) · · Score: 1

      Do you have his order in writing? You know how they can be? Just a thought.

  3. Hmmm.... by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Informative
    For some reason the poster left out the following, critical, piece of information (oh.. and for those that don't RTFA). This virus uses the exact same flaw as the Sasser virus -- LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability. What's weird is that the infections are still climbing meaning that after almost 2 months (patch released on April 13) and a HUGE rash of infections from Sasser, there are some folks that have still refused to apply the Microsoft patch. As much as I hate to say it, IMHO, they almost deserve it...

    For those that have just come out from their rock, here is a removal tool for this latest worm

    And IIRC, shouldn't any good (read: non-XP) firewall automatically be blocking these ports (or atleast 445) right out-of-the-box?

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    1. Re:Hmmm.... by SnowDeath · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Almost makes you feel bad for all those people with pirated copies of Windows XP that can't put the patches on, doesn't it?

    2. Re:Hmmm.... by ack154 · · Score: 1

      I believe that they can put the patches on (individually) - but I don't think the service packs will install.

      Not 100% sure on that though, maybe someone can confirm or deny.

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by Mz6 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't make me feel bad at all. I know my information wont be comprimised by this worm or any of its variants.

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    4. Re:Hmmm.... by eln · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can run windows update and get security patches and any other updates available through that medium on a pirated copy without any trouble at all.

      Or, you know, so I've heard.

    5. Re:Hmmm.... by SnowDeath · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it won't matter if the rumors about SP2 not blocking any serials are true come late July. Too bad for Scott Richter ;)

    6. Re:Hmmm.... by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you think that's bad, I recently reformatted a relative's Win2k computer because of a trashed partition. I then connected to the internet to download Zonelarm onto it and run windows update, and it was almost immediately infected with W32Blaster. Getting on a year after the patch came out, and most of a year since the virus made such a mess of things, there's still enough people out there with this virus (and hence, without the patch to protect against it) to make it dangerous to unpatched computers.

    7. Re:Hmmm.... by thegoldenear · · Score: 1

      MS confirmed recently that Windows XP SP1 will atleast will install on versions with ripped off product keys

    8. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Microsoft state, after the Sasser worm came out, that they are not gonna stop the users of pirated copies of XP from downloading the patches and things?

    9. Re:Hmmm.... by thegoldenear · · Score: 1

      sorry, SP2

    10. Re:Hmmm.... by bigrat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I work at the tech bench at Best Buy part-time.


      Despite the default config of 2k/XP to inform you that updates are available, we've been fixing hundreds of machines infected with Sasser, and even Blaster. Users simply ignore the update warning, or outright refuse to run it. One user mentioned "Why would I need to run that?"


      Even Microsoft can't prevent ignorance.

    11. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In my experience, no, you can't.

      (Don't ask me how I know, I'll just plead the fifth. ;-)

    12. Re:Hmmm.... by 2Flower · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nope. I have a questionable windows copy -- I won this computer in a legit contest STRAIGHT from Intel itself, and it didn't come with any documentation or keys. When I go to Windows Update, it refuses to work because it thinks I have a pirated key.

      Needless to say, isntalling individual hotfixes like these is a PITA.

    13. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigh.

      how should i respond to this? torch or porch?

      ok, let me take you all nice and gentle out on to the porch and we'll sit and chat a bit 'bout the error of your ways.

      1. you can install patches directly on a devil's own system.

      2. you can install service packs on a devil's own system after running blue keygen.

      3. you can even run windows update on devil's own system (again, after running blue keygen to change your serial)

      I have to say, even on systems were there's a valid xp pro license (dell, gateway, hp etc), i still install devil's own and run bluekeygen.

      i've had numerous friends with their key stolen (some kind of virus/spyware/keylogger) and so they could not reactivate, or were given a lot of shit by microsoft before given a new key.

      this solves the problem. no one else is looking out for you, surely not MS.

    14. Re:Hmmm.... by eln · · Score: 1

      Hm, then you must not have the RIGHT pirated key.

      The one I have, er, I mean my friend has, is for Windows XP Professional, and is one of those "don't need to register online" ones.

      If you got yours from some cracks site, those pretty much never work as advertised.

      I'm not sure where mine came from, but I hear it's pretty popular.

    15. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people look at me like I'm wearing a tinfoil hat or something when I explain why I'm still running (and happy with) Windows 2000.

      Wake. The. Fuck. UP, people. Microsoft will cheerfully sell the entire Internet down the river if doing so will "prevent piracy." No operating-system feature is worth putting up with product activation.

    16. Re:Hmmm.... by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think they came back and corrected themselves saying that was a misunderstanding...

      There was an article somewhere - I forget where though...

      Score: http://www.betanews.com/article.php3?sid=108426439 8

    17. Re:Hmmm.... by eln · · Score: 1

      Like I mentioned above, Windows XP Professional Corporate Edition does not need to be activated via the Internet. All you need to do is get a copy of that, and an appropriate key, and you're home free. Really, why bother pirating a key that still requires you to activate online? Seems pretty pointless to me.

      XP is much nicer than 2000 in my opinion. If you can get the right version and the right key, it hassles you about product activation as much as 2000 does (not at all), but works much better.

    18. Re:Hmmm.... by desikage · · Score: 1

      Not that I condone pirating, but it is incredibly easy to find a non-black listed XP Serial, and to change it. I don't know the legality of it, but since u technically "own" XP already, I don't see why not.

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    19. Re:Hmmm.... by jafiwam · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was an article on the BBC News web site that Microsoft had confirmed (today) that SP2 would include checks for 20 or so pirated keys.

      If the correction came today, mass confusion! If not, they may have just confirmed it.

    20. Re:Hmmm.... by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Informative
      I then connected to the internet to download Zonelarm onto it and run windows update, and it was almost immediately infected with W32Blaster.
      What made you think putting an unsecured machine on a network unprotected would be a good idea, even to get patches? As you saw, it'll get infected in minutes. Maybe you should put Zonealarm on a CD or a USB memory key and move it over that way.
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    21. Re:Hmmm.... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 4, Interesting
      And IIRC, shouldn't any good (read: non-XP) firewall automatically be blocking these ports (or atleast 445) right out-of-the-box?

      Forgive my ignorance, but shouldn't the lightweight consumer-grade routers (Linksys and such) with NAT be effective as well at blocking this sort of thing?

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    22. Re:Hmmm.... by fanfriggintastic · · Score: 1

      Slipstreaming, my friend, slipstreaming...

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    23. Re:Hmmm.... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      That's pretty scary. I use a NAT box to serve as a primitive firewall, which prevents that problem. But that's only because I have multiple computers that share a connection, a problem most people don't have.

      Every once in a rare while I have to bypass the NAT box and direct-connect to the Internet (usually to debug a networking problem). It feels like standing in a shooting range.

    24. Re:Hmmm.... by paj1234 · · Score: 1

      Get Steve Gibson's "DCOMBob". Lets you disable DCOM before connecting to the Internet at all. Keeps W32Blaster out. http://www.grc.com/dcom/

    25. Re:Hmmm.... by theefer · · Score: 1

      shouldn't the lightweight consumer-grade routers (Linksys and such) with NAT be effective as well at blocking this sort of thing?


      I don't expect everybody to use NAT. And in my opinion, you should be able to connect a decent computer (read OS) to the Internet without that extra step.
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    26. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, boot Knoppix and download the patches. Can't infect that!

    27. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% are probably boxes owned by Microsoft. They never apply any of their own patches.

      Of course, everyone doing real work there uses Linux or OS X. Windows and BSD are fine for playing games or screwing around, but they're useless for anything important.

    28. Re:Hmmm.... by gb506 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Windows XP Professional Corporate Edition?

      What if I have Windows XP unemployed dumbass edition?

    29. Re:Hmmm.... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IIRC, you can get the patches separately from their website anyway... SP2 is convenient because it rolls them up into one installation process and adds some functionality (especially to that lame-ass firewall), but you don't need SP2 to be current with regard to security fixes.

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    30. Re:Hmmm.... by zoloto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      an even better way to go about it is for when I must reinstall MS OS, I use the "MS Security Update CD (February Edition 2004)" and have a prepared directory I can burn to cdrw with the latest antivirus, antispyware, firewall and software apps (OOo, gaim, mozilla + extensions) and do everything while it's not connected to the internet/intranet.

      only AFTER do I connect with IE (setting IE's homepage to http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com) and get the rest. Also setting their computers "automatic update" feature to automatically download and either install automatically at a certian time of night (cablemodem users always on computers behind NAT) or to ask before downloading/installation (dialup users).

      usually this works. most of the time I just collect the downloadable files from M$'s technet and have them stored on a removable hdd so i can do it manually if their dialup is just too slow as i usually is.

      anyways, that's what I do, what works for you????

    31. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      > Get Steve Gibson's "DCOMBob". Lets you disable DCOM before connecting to the Internet at all. Keeps W32Blaster out.

      Don't bother with the download, on win2k with SP2+ you can just run dcomcnfg.exe to disable DCOM. Or run regedit and search for the key EnableDCOM. The only thing the Gibson tool does is setting that key to "N".

    32. Re:Hmmm.... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      My Linksys used NAT by default. No setup needed...

      --
      Murphy was an optimist.
    33. Re:Hmmm.... by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Really? I have always consistently had much better luck with 2000 (on fresh installs of course) than the times I've tried with XP. There seems to be much less "fluff" to shut off in 2000, and I actually would get some bluescreens in XP. Maybe it's because my machine is a little bit older? Athlon 1200 or something like that (I don't even remember, it's a junkyard machine).

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    34. Re:Hmmm.... by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Hah! I have you beat - nobody writes viruses or worms for Windows 98 anymore! It has become a safer more secure operating system as time goes on. Microsoft Trusted Computing wins again!

      /sarcasm

      --
      "What do you think?" "I think 'What, do you think?!'"
    35. Re:Hmmm.... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Hammertime!

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    36. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He obviously didn't have Zonealarm already and probably couldn't wait for it to show up in the mail.

    37. Re:Hmmm.... by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it should be able to block off most worms. This is because of how NAT works. If a remote machine was try connecting on a certain port, and the port is not "port fowarded", then the router will simply dump the data because it doesn't know where to foward it to.

      With NAT routers being so inexpensive, I believe that everyone should have one of these. Even if it is simply 1 box connecting to the internet.

      -Grump

      --
      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    38. Re:Hmmm.... by heffrey · · Score: 1

      Only a total good installs a firewall by downloading it on an unprotected machine. Doh!

      Stick it on a memory stick and carry it with you everywhere!

    39. Re:Hmmm.... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      What made you think putting an unsecured machine on a network unprotected would be a good idea, even to get patches? As you saw, it'll get infected in minutes. Maybe you should put Zonealarm on a CD or a USB memory key and move it over that way.

      Really. That silly person should know enough to always carry CDs with firewalls, virus checkers with the latest signature files, and all the accumulated updates for each and every version of Windows. What was he thinking? Better yet, every Windows user should be required to have a separate Linux box to download firewalls and updates in case they have to reinstall Windows. (That was sarcasm in case anyone is wondering.) By all means blame the guy trying to help out a relative for Windows being the software equivalent of a petri dish.

    40. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who think RTFA means just looking at the words on the screen briefly, please note that Fischer is quoted, but never introduced.

      A better article link might be something like this.

    41. Re:Hmmm.... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Any system administrator (which I assume he is -- not too many Windows 2000 home users) worth his salt knows to slipstream the latest updates into his copy of Windows before installing to a new box (especially a box that will immediately be on the internet).

      He didn't do that, he didn't run a firewall... he didn't take any sensible protection. Would you install RedHat 5.0 (out around the same time) and put it out on the web immediately, expecting not to get hit by worms before patching (yes, they exist for Linux)? I rest my case.

    42. Re:Hmmm.... by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you can't run Windows Update, it's because you're using a Corporate version of Windows XP with a pirated key usually starting with FCK. Simply change the key you're using using a key changer which... I've... heard... is available on may peer to peer file sharing networks, reboot, and you should be able to update.

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    43. Re:Hmmm.... by tilrman · · Score: 1
      shouldn't the lightweight consumer-grade routers (Linksys and such) with NAT be effective as well at blocking this sort of thing?

      Should be. I don't see it listed on the system requirements, though. My copy of Windows didn't ship with one in the box either.

    44. Re:Hmmm.... by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not exactly. Any system administrator (which I assume he is -- . . .

      Why on earth would you assume that? The guy was helping a relative, not some user at work, reinstall Windows.

      He didn't do that, he didn't run a firewall... he didn't take any sensible protection.

      If I were visiting my relatives, a thousand miles from my home, and had to reinstall Windows on one of their computers, I'd have to take the chance since there wouldn't be much choice. It would be the same advice you'd get from MS tech support: reinstall Windows and download the updates.

      Would you install RedHat 5.0 (out around the same time) and put it out on the web immediately, expecting not to get hit by worms before patching (yes, they exist for Linux)?

      No, I'd be running Mandrake and have the firewall put up during the installation before downloading the updates, and I wouldn't be concerned about it. Done it before.

      I rest my case.

      Get a better lawyer, and stop trying to blame users for Windows' shortcomings.

    45. Re:Hmmm.... by ilya+at+duke · · Score: 1

      the Windows XP firewall blocks and stealthes every single port on your system. If what you want from your firewall is to have an nmap scan of your PC come up blank, then it is quite sufficient. So, yes, WinXP firewall blocks port 445 by default. it's just a matter of turning it on

    46. Re:Hmmm.... by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me when my girlfriends pc got infected I just turned fail from "shutdown" to "take no action" in RPC services and never got around to actually removing the virus.

      mmm... sorry 'bout that.
      [to the internet community in general]

      (hums Dennis Lear's "I'm an asshole" and returns to work :)

    47. Re:Hmmm.... by SoLoatWork · · Score: 1

      You fail to realize the critical mass of people still on dialup.

    48. Re:Hmmm.... by presarioD · · Score: 1

      they almost deserve it...

      Well let us not forget the statistical probability that those users might have a pirated copy of XP so they can't apply all patches maybe?
      I am not sure if the security patches go through for pirated copies.

      Then again they might "deserve" it since they didn't pay money to get legaly infected...
      Hmmm wait a second...

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    49. Re:Hmmm.... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Good point. The people on dialup are stuck with a bit of a chicken/egg problem. SP2 fixes this but it's a 200+ MB download. They can order a CD for the cost of shipping but how many are really going to do that?

    50. Re:Hmmm.... by AcornWeb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the XP firewall will block Sasser and all those other nasty viruses. Granted, it will block other stuff you want, like printer sharing, but the XP firewall does work.

      Case in point: a guy at work left his new XP computer installing with his network cable plugged in over night (so that the install would finish). When he came in in the morning, there were two viruses (Sasser and Gaobot on his computer). He re-installed, turned on the XP firewall with his network cable unplugged and then plugged his network cable in. No viruses.

      At that point, you do of course go to Windows Update. :-)

      --
      Your Windows PC is my other computer.
    51. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smirk.

      Maybe if that type of expertise and knowledge is required, they should install a linux distribution.

      Derek (who finds this security stuff very funny)

    52. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pirated win2k has no problems using windows update.

      Or so I've heard...

    53. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at the tech bench at Best Buy part-time.

      That's supposed to give you some sort of credibility?

      Oh wait - aren't you the fuckers who block customers' cars in when they try to write down your store's prices? Yeah, you guys - the ones with the whole high-school dropout "respect-my-authority plz" problem. I'll bet you don't even wash your hands after you take a leak.

      You little fucker.

    54. Re:Hmmm.... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      We're here discussing and complaining about users with malware and you're asking people to download and run a binary off a P2P network?

      I'd rather lick my CPU through the fan grate.

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    55. Re:Hmmm.... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't create ignorance.
      The ignorance comes to Microsoft.

    56. Re:Hmmm.... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Some of the inexpensive routers from SMC, DLink, and others support dial up via a serial port though an external modem. Normally this is used as a backup connection but it can be used as the primary internet connection also.

    57. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, pirate and pirated software tends to be uniquely virus-free. At least the stuff on usenet and some p2p systems is very, very clean. Nothing is a 100%, but I do not run with anti-virus software and 95% of the Windows software I use has been acquired through usenet or p2p. I've been doing this for over 10 years. I have NEVER had a virus problem. Every once in a while, a system will act squirrely and I'll get all paranoid and get that free anti-virus software (grisoft, I think), but inevitably it shows that my systems are virus free and it is just reqular windows freakiness causing the problems.

      Before you start thinking that I'm just lucky, consider these:

      1) The "warez scene" is all about status, releasing virus-infected warez would kill someone's status, so it just doesn't happen.

      2) Using Eudora (and now Thunderbird) and Mozilla/Firefox for email and web browsing protects from most of the problem while a hardware NAT firewall from linksys does a good job stopping the rest of the problems of being on the net.

  4. Sent back to creator? by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "A new virus is on the prowl that can infect your Windows XP/2K system and record every key you hit on your keyboard. The keys are then sent back to the virus creator where he/she can steal your passwords and credit card information.

    If it is sent back to the creator, wouldn't that make it easy to find the creator? It doesn't sound like the brightest idea.

    --
    Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
    1. Re:Sent back to creator? by metrazol · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...you're new here, aren't you?

      "Sent back to the creator" means data is dumped into an IRC channel, newsgroup, or possibly some zombied machine. There's little way to track the person behind the bot, so to speak.

      Of course, a little way is all it takes to pinch some angsty German teenager...

      --
      "Life's funny sometimes." "And sometimes it isn't." --Cat's Cradle
    2. Re:Sent back to creator? by GeekyGurkha · · Score: 1

      well, presumably it'll be piggy-backed through various servers - maybe to an annoymous one which outputs to a tape drive, which auto opens into an envelope with a stamp and... well, I'm sure someone has come up with a way of not being traced.

      What I want to know is how the creator intends to get this data. If it has anything like the worldwide penetration of sasser (s)he is gonna have a hell of a lot of data to sift through to find anything of value - I should image that they'd have to invest in some beefy computing to filter everything - just this post would give several hundred characters to sift through, and that's 2 minutes typing on one computer...

      --
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    3. Re:Sent back to creator? by Mz6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My guess is that is just an easy way to explain that the creator has some way of retrieving the information once sent from the infected system. In some of the worm documents, it says that it connects to multiple IRC servers and unknown channels. That could be the possible dump for information or more for controlling once infected.

      --
      Hmmm.
    4. Re:Sent back to creator? by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but surely it wouldn't be very hard to perl script number strings the length of AMEX or Fleet cards and use one of their spiffy and free online verification databases.

      Shit, with the numbers, you could even *guess* at expiration dates.

      Passwords are probably untrackable. Way too much data.

    5. Re:Sent back to creator? by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 2, Informative
      I haven't looked at the details of the virus, but there are many ways these results could be "sent back." They could be posted to some anonymous FTP, or free hosting on . Or maybe the info could be injected into Freenet or some P2P network. Hell, the stuff could just be e-mailed to some random free e-mail accounts to - set up a bunch of bogus Yahoo, Hotmail, and Hushmail accounts, and have the data sent to all of them. Odds are you'd end up getting at least SOME juicy data before your provider(s) shut you down...

      I'm sure smarter people than me can come up with more ideas to post here as well. :)

      --
      "Wow, you're like some kind of superhero able to ward off happiness and success at every turn."
      -- Ryan Stiles
    6. Re:Sent back to creator? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean the contact information in the About box is wrong? Damn, those haxors are tricky!

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    7. Re:Sent back to creator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like a great idea, write a multi-vector virus and then have it daily email to bgates@microsoft.com or support@microsoft.com or postmaster@[my isp]

      or just the email addresses of the first 15 people on your 'people i want to kill' list.

      people use that to find the 'creater' after all, bgates could be a good virus writer, and then people linch him. (just look at the number of backdoor remote control systems...err exploits MSWindows has, its almost pre-rootkit out of the box!)

      other messures to bog down the systems
      email random reports to the 'submit a virus sample' email addresses.

      -Joe 2 Keg

    8. Re:Sent back to creator? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Passwords are probably untrackable. Way too much data.

      https://www.somewhere.com?pass=abc&user=me

      Remember, this is at the source, so before the SSL takes effect.

      --

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    9. Re:Sent back to creator? by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, since that channel is gonna get flooded anyway, use
      modified backend code from the virus to flood the channel
      with junk data.

      Or better yet, spike it with legitimate-looking data that
      will help catch the originator (root passwords for honeypit
      machines, special "arrest this customer" CC numbers, etc.)

      --
      >;k
    10. Re:Sent back to creator? by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Most passwords are submitted via POST not GET (so that URLs like that don't show up in your browser history). I'm not sure how that URL relates to keylogging, since most people wouldn't type in a URL like that anyway.

      --
      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    11. Re:Sent back to creator? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      But since the spy s/w is running anyway, how hard is it to scrape the screen and IE temp files?

      Or to hook into the IP stack?

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    12. Re:Sent back to creator? by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that they can't capture GET or POST, I'm just saying that having the username and password in the URL is uncommon and irrelevant. Besides, the contents of a POST request are not stored. And the original post basically said there would be too much data to sift through. You suggested that capturing browser history would help, but I don't think browser history would be particularly useful because of the aforementioned reasons.

      --
      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    13. Re:Sent back to creator? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      special "arrest this customer" CC numbers

      Hhehehehehehe.... I love that idea. It's so deliciously evil,

    14. Re:Sent back to creator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do that. CC companies red-flag known numbers of CC #'s that have been compromised. It's why you get flamed if you post CC info's on the CC-Haxing-Boards.

    15. Re:Sent back to creator? by kallisti · · Score: 1
      If it is sent back to the creator, wouldn't that make it easy to find the creator? It doesn't sound like the brightest idea.


      Earlier worms used IRC channels, which could be monitored. A version of Agobot known as Phatbot creates a little P2P network which can be controlled with the correct password. This would be very hard to trace.

    16. Re:Sent back to creator? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      All I am trying to say, is that the information IS present on the user's computer. And if the login form fields are at all obvious, then the huge amount of data that needs to be sifted through can be automated. Heck, just the page name and URL parms should be enough, unless the login page name is also non-obvious.

      Mozilla uses this to save ui/pw for login pages. Where the fields are named some combination of ui/userid and pass/password, then it asks you if you want to store the values.

      On sites where the field names are 'a' and 'b', Mozilla does not pop up the request.

      ALL my Web page forms use generated field names. Then I use defines, public static final, public const, or whatever to reference the field names in the application code.

      This has the side benefit of allowing the compiler to make sure I am using the right field name, rather than a typo within a string.

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  5. Advisory by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Informative

    Symantec's Advisory. Listens on TCP ports 113, 2041, and 3067. 113 is identd, 2041 is interbase, 3067 seems invented. Firewall as appropriate.

    1. Re:Advisory by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't those be firewalled allready

      why on earh whould so many people need to have any of those open to the net

      I'm all in favor of temporarily ISP port blocking for dial up users, since they're not allowed to run servers anyway (not here at least)

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    2. Re:Advisory by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      we are allowed to have server's in the UK (with freeserve anyway).

      SSH is really useful to me.

    3. Re:Advisory by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      I'm still in favor of an isp blocking a home users port if there is a worm exploiting it.

      You could change your ssh port if you want to

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    4. Re:Advisory by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      i think it would be nice of somebody to take a GPL'd or freeware firewall, turn it into a worm and give every unfirewalled user a decent free firewall. doubt anybody would risk getting caught for that though.

      i still dont like my ports being blocked. maybe if they would unblock them on request, for free, that would be ok. (or gave you the option when ordering of "secure" or "advanced"

  6. Darwinism by r_glen · · Score: 0, Troll

    Users who run Windows AND haven't installed a patch that's six weeks old? Talk about the bottom 5% of the internet. It's a shame this thing doesn't permanently sever their connection instead. :)
    Blame Microsoft for Sasser, but blame yourself for this one.

    1. Re:Darwinism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is hardly the bottom 5% of the internet. Most regular Joe Users that I've talked to don't even realize they have to update their machines. So there are probably a lot of people that don't even have the Blaster patch...

    2. Re:Darwinism by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is hardly the bottom 5% of the internet. Most regular Joe Users that I've talked to don't even realize they have to update their machines. So there are probably a lot of people that don't even have the Blaster patch...

      How can people NOT know. God, they click "yes" on enough spyware/malware/whatever email crap, but when windows update comes up to tell them there's a new patch for a bad virus, they're clicking no?

      Are people really this daft?

    3. Re:Darwinism by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Are people really this daft?

      Yes. Welcome to reality, enjoy your stay.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    4. Re:Darwinism by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Are people really this daft?

      The fact that Symantec has already cranked it up to "Risk: High" should answer that question for you.

      My opinion? You get what you deserve if you refuse to maintain your system. Plus, it's a steady income for us support people, too.

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    5. Re:Darwinism by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      More like bottom 50%. You'd be surprised at just how many _stupid_ people there are that have managed to get their grubby fat fingers on a computer.

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    6. Re:Darwinism by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sadly, that's not the bottom 5% of the userbase. In the last three months, I've had to fix six home user computers and one that was used to track the finances of a church. Four of the home computers had never had Windows Update run (and both of the other two had only been force-fed updates through manufacturer-installed support software), and the Church computer was still vulnerable to the Blaster worm (Thankfully the thing wasn't connected to the Internet)

    7. Re:Darwinism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why blame MS for Sasser? the patch was 2 weeks old when Sasser hit, what has changed in the last 4 weeks?

    8. Re:Darwinism by rainer_d · · Score: 1
      Sadly, that's not the bottom 5% of the userbase. In the last three months, I've had to fix six home user computers

      Me too. I only tried to clean one PC (XP Pro, with enough spyware to make the KGB look like little orphan-boys).
      I think the next time I've got to do that for free, i'll refuse and just offer to install SuSE or FreeBSD.
      In the end, that's a lot less effort.

      Rainer

      --
      Windows 2000 - from the guys who brought us edlin
    9. Re:Darwinism by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      More like bottom 50%. You'd be surprised at just how many _stupid_ people there are that have managed to get their grubby fat fingers on a computer.

      like your parents, who are banging on your bedroom door, asking you to take out the trash and then take a shower?

    10. Re:Darwinism by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Funny
      How can people NOT know. God, they click "yes" on enough spyware/malware/whatever email crap, but when windows update comes up to tell them there's a new patch for a bad virus, they're clicking no? Are people really this daft?
      Maybe Microsoft should look at this as a marketing problem. They should make all of their critial patches downloadable via banner ads:
      Click the monkey and get a $1000 worth of security patches!

      [banner blinking very fast and moving around]
      You're a winner! Click here to collect your prize!

      You're broadcasting an IP address! Click here for the fix!

      Then the people who won't install patches will get them anyway.
      --
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    11. Re:Darwinism by natefanaro · · Score: 1

      I do telephone tech support for a growing ISP. I am never surprised at how many stupid people there are with pc's.

    12. Re:Darwinism by emorphien · · Score: 1

      People are stupid enough that it just might work!

      --


      Presently here, but not there.
    13. Re:Darwinism by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It's because all the other things pop up prompts when the user thinks they want to continue. The little box coming up saying there are patches to do, and the users knowing they are busy doing something else right now, don't want to dedicate several minutes or more (assuming modem users) downloading patches they don't understand, and then have to reboot. Users don't understand patching things. They just know that their computer works, so why do they have to patch. Saying there's some mystery evil out to get them doesn't cut it.

      Just yesterday, I was having a problem with a users WinXP machine. We were switching IP's from one connection to another in an office. After changing the IP, the machine wasn't allowed to browse anywhere due to their firewall software not recognizing the network change. I needed to reboot it, so I asked, "Do you mind if I reboot, you can't get on the Internet right now." They didn't want me to. So then I explained again "You can't get on the Internet until I reboot." It took saying it a few times for it to sink in.

      Users don't understand security. Look at the passwords they set. They've been required to set passwords on virtually everything web based for years, and they're still using simple words. Stop by any network with more than a couple machines, and you'll find file shares with no protection at all.

      Click-through boxes are a part of life now, the users do it habitually. Anything more than two words long, they don't read. I could put up a box saying "Clicking yes will install a virus, wipe out your computer, and transfer all your money to me.", and users would still click it.

      Hmmm, maybe I'll try that sometime today with a sample group. Users are stupid. I'd be willing to bet I'd get over 50% clicks of "yes", and only a few people would ask about it.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    14. Re:Darwinism by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      but when windows update comes up to tell them there's a new patch for a bad virus, they're clicking no?

      The problem is that Windows Update doesn't have that behavior as default. Users need to setup their Windows Update client to work like that first. I think they've changed the WU client defaults in Windows XP SP2.

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    15. Re:Darwinism by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Sadly, that's not the bottom 5% of the userbase. In the last three months, I've had to fix six home user computers ...

      I was faced with a similiar onslaught of extracurricular work. I talked two people into buying Apple OS X machines (they were looking at getting a new laptop anyway), and eight others I converted over to GNU/Linux and Openoffice.

      None of them, and I mean none, have any interest in ever touching a Windows box again. Not because of any evangelism on my part (beyond showing them that an alternative exists that doesn't get every promiscuous virus or worm traversing the Internet), but because they are so delighted with machines that, in both cases (OS X and GNU/Linux) are easier to use and more reliable than Windows. Yes, even the Linux boxes are considered by their users (who are not by any stretch of the imagination technology savvy) to be much easier to use than windows. Why? Because, like OS X and unlike windows, they behave predictably and do not mysteriously break or change behavior for no apparent reason. This alone, in the words of my 14 year old niece, made learning Linux worth its while. Not randomly losing her homework to Microsoft crashes or spywar induced bugs helped solidify that opinion.

      Most people are more than ready to dump Microsoft like a bad crack habit ... they just need to be shown the way, and shown they can do the work they need to do in a safer, friendlier, freer environment. The remaining fringe that absolutely must use some proprietary, niche software that runs only on Windows can remain with Microsoft and continue to enjoy the sorts of pleasures Korgo and its ilk, in conjunction with Microsoft's criminal incompetence, bestows upon them. Based upon my experience, this could very well be a tiny portion of the market in five to ten years.

      Unless, of course, software patents carry the day, in which case we can write off the entire industry for the medium-term future.

      --
      The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    16. Re:Darwinism by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Users won't go for changing away from Windows. They've been told for too long that they need Windows. It's sad.

      In my office environment, when I go around cleaning up machines from various problems, I say "You know, Linux doesn't have these problems." I even set up a Linux machine where anyone can sit down and try it. The guest password is written on a piece of paper stuck to the monitor. One person so far has used it. I made it virtually idiot-proof. Evolution, Firebird, and GAIM are in the bar at the top of the screen, so all they have to do is click. Still, they're scared.

      The only person who I've successfully got to use Linux was a computer illiterate 13 year old girl. She wanted to "get online" to check her Email and chat on some web based chat. So I pointed her to my computer. *MINE*, a Linux guru machine. It's anything but a default install. It was already logged in, and in X. I didn't tell her anything. By the time I looked over to see how far she'd gotten, she already had windows open to Yahoo mail, Hotmail, and some chat (AOL chat, I think). She played on there for hours.

      It's not rocket science, people just need to start understanding that they're in danger with Windows, and much less danger with *nix. Sure, boxes can be exploited, but the odds of that are very slim if there's nothing running as a server. I don't find mystery ports open on my Linux machines, which I have to hopelessly try to track down. Windows users are non-technical, they don't even know how to scan for open ports. They shouldn't really even need to. But as long as they believe they *NEED* windows to be able to function in an office environment, they'll use it at work and home.

      My girlfriend has WinXP, for the simple reason she has one game that doesn't work under any Windows emulators on any other OS. I tried an experement on there. I installed Firefox on the WinXP machine, and told them to only use that. They wouldn't. They "needed" MSIE to be able to browse sites. A few weeks later, I took every MSIE icon off the desktop and Start menu, and put Firefox in it's place. Both the girlfriend, and her kid (now 14) started using Firefox with no complaints.

      It's not technology we should be trying to push, but using psychology to help them understand that they don't "need" windows any more.

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    17. Re:Darwinism by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you checked for recalls on your car, toaster, or microwave oven?

      If your toaster had a recall on it, and for whatever reason caught fire in the middle of the night and burnt your house down, you'd be suing the manufacturer. Well, if you didn't, your insurance company would. They don't like giving away money, they like to get it back from somewhere else.

      What's different in a product which simply exists in a larger product? Would you be checking for recalls on the radio in your car? Probably not.

      People are generally greedy. Most of the people I knew that tried to get their tires replaced under the Firestone recall did it not for safety, but because their tires were pretty much worn out, and they wanted new tires for free. People with good condition tires, even though they had seen all the press on the recall, didn't bother with it. Why? "It won't happen to me."

      It's just like unprotected sex. Everyone knows of the dangers of unprotected sex, but they believe, "It won't happen to me." Well, not til the day they go to the doctor and find out they have a STD, or worse, a potentially fatal STD.

      I heard about one guy who kept baby wipes in his bathroom. He'd wipe himself off after sex, believing it was a "better" solution. It's the same as people who believe they've protected themselves from computer problems by not opening emails with attachments. Sure, it stops some, but not all.

      "I don't have to worry about Sasser, there are so many computers on the Internet, it'll never find me."

      If Microsoft made the security patches part of a cool new free "gotta have it" product, there's a pretty good chance, a larger segment of the users would get it immediately. As it is now, most users have Windows that is at the same patch state as when they took it out of the box.

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    18. Re:Darwinism by cortana · · Score: 0, Troll
      Why? Because, like OS X and unlike windows, they behave predictably and do not mysteriously break or change behavior for no apparent reason. This alone, in the words of my 14 year old niece, made learning Linux worth its while. Not randomly losing her homework to Microsoft crashes or spywar induced bugs helped solidify that opinion.

      You are dead right.

      Take two puppies (twins, to make this scientific). Your objective is to train them to perform a trick (it doesn't matter which trick).

      The first puppy will be rewarded when it performs a task well, and punished when it performs a task poorly.

      The second puppy will be rewarded and punished randomly, independant of whether it suceeds or fails.

      Which puppy will become a healthy, well adjusted dog? Which one will become a miserable, shivering wreck; afraid to leave the corner of the room it spends all its time being confused, and fucked up in?

      Put people in front of a Windows machine, and they will learn nothing. Give them the Mac OS or Linux, and they are empowered. The system's predictable behaviour allows users to explore it, without having to live in constant fear of changing something that alters something else, creating a knock-on effect that breaks their OS and destroys their data.

    19. Re:Darwinism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I pointed her to my computer.

      weren't you worried that, like, she would find you porn collection? :-)

    20. Re:Darwinism by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      Well, I don't really have a porn collection. Funny considering what my main job is. :)

      It's really ironic where I work. I was never very big into porn. But computers and cars, oh ya... :)

      I wish I had a whole bunch of money to spend somewhere. I had a great idea a while back. I want to open a speed shop (like, car parts), and build a 1/4 mile drag track and a street racing track next to it. That way, people could performance test their cars after we install parts, and we could have weekly races. Every time someone loses a race, they always want more go-fast parts. :) It could make a killing. Unfortunately, knowing what property values are here, I'd never be able to afford it. Maybe after I move. :) I still have to get beyond the mental block of "I've been at this job x years, why should I quit? What if I don't last 6 months at the new job?"

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  7. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish that, just once, a lot of people will get ripped off. The credit card companies will cover any losses (they have to by law), and people will actually realise that yes, keeping up to date with patches is a good idea.

    1. Re:You know... by psbrogna · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cards with a MC/Visa logo only protect you if they're actually a credit card. If they're an ATM you're SOL.

    2. Re:You know... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The credit card companies will cover any losses (they have to by law)

      I am very suspicious that they are required to do so by law (well, at least in the US).

    3. Re:You know... by dorsey · · Score: 1

      You're only SOL if the person who stole your number got your PIN too. Visa check cards are protected just like a regular credit card.

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    4. Re:You know... by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Realistically, though, how many people will make the connection between getting ripped off on their credit card and getting a virus on their computer?

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    5. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I was a bit lax with the term "any losses". The fact is that you are liable for at most $50. The credit card company almost always eats the whole amount though.

      And to respond to the person differentiating between credit cards and debit cards, I was very specific in only mentioning credit cards. The same protections do not apply for debit cards, which is the reason you are much safer with a credit card you pay off in full every month rather than a debit card.

    6. Re:You know... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The vendor is generally the one that eats the loss, not the credit card company.

  8. Older versions by Kickstart70 · · Score: 1

    I'm happy that I still run Win98SE when I reboot to play games. Too bad they will eventually stop supporting it with fixes for this sort of problem. When that happens I hope Linux game support (including Windows emulation) is much further along.

    1. Re:Older versions by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

      When that happens I hope Linux game support (including Windows emulation) is much further along.

      Yeah, but why would you want to play a game that acts like the Windows Operating System game? :-D

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    2. Re:Older versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, go read the page. This critical bug is deemed as not critical for deprecated OSes (95/98/SE/ME).

      So, they really didn't support a fix for this sort of thing for you.

    3. Re:Older versions by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 3, Insightful
      98 isn't vulnerable to this (or most or the other nasties from the past year), so why would you need support for it?

      Security through obscurity!!!.... Or at least old age...

      --
      Murphy was an optimist.
    4. Re:Older versions by billmoss · · Score: 1, Interesting

      is win98 the most useable, but safest ms os? it seems like nt/2k/xp, etc. are so susceptible to spyware, worms, and viruses.

      is win98 really the safest ms os for use on the internet for moderately informed users (who don't enjoy patching their ms os).

      i am considering downgrading several xp machines on a domain, there isn't a lot of advantage vs win98, or is there? stability could be argued, more control of processes, better (cough cough) security...

      would love to hear why i should or should not downgrade these xp machines.

    5. Re:Older versions by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1
      Up until this week, I was running 98SE on my entire gaming LAN (14 machines, not counting servers). Since I upgraded my comp to a 160GB RAID0 array and 1GB DDR, I installed a legal XP Home copy that I accquired for free from a fried OEM. I've not seen any improvements to performance (it's gone down compared to the same machine with 512DDR), stability, or really any improvements at all. In fact, a few of my old games (Mechwarrior 3, for example) don't like XP at all.

      I would normally never install XP anyway because of the licensing baggange and activation BS, but all my real work is done on RH9 and a kvm. Since there will be nothing on the XP machine but games, I figured I would be safe to upgrade.

      I'm probably going back to 98, to be honest. For my needs, XP just was not the answer. YMMV.

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    6. Re:Older versions by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 4, Funny
      Too bad they will eventually stop supporting it

      yes, it's a shame, very few virus writers are supporting win98. please upgrade to win xp for the latest viruses. ;-D

    7. Re:Older versions by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      Support for newer hardware and applications.

      Also, the spyware problem is more of an IE issue. And if I'm not mistaken , some of the more annoying spyware apps won't properly install if you dont run under an admin account. Win98 is practically always running under an admin account unless you're screwing with policies.

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    8. Re:Older versions by Gaijin42 · · Score: 1

      If you aquired it for free from an OEM, it isn't legal. He gets the software cheap with the requirement that it go "Only for use on a new computer"

      If he gave you the software, without the computer, then he broke his license, and you are not legal (impossible to bust, but not legal)

      Note, if you think that license restrictions (on the OEM) like this are not valid (note, Im not talking about nice, or fair, just legally valid) then you also don't think the GPL is legally valid.

    9. Re:Older versions by Teun · · Score: 3, Informative
      If you aquired it for free from an OEM, it isn't legal.

      This might be true in some obscure legal system where companies think they can write their own laws.

      In Europe it is generally accepted that once you bought it it is legally yours and you can do with it as you please. (like re-selling)

      You own the right to run 1 copy of software product X and that is it.

      There is no significant difference between the OEM or the full retail versions of the product so the differentiation Microsoft makes lives entirely in their own fantasie.

      The GPL is a different matter as it *does* fit in an existing legal framework

      --
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    10. Re:Older versions by Gaijin42 · · Score: 1

      I was not refering to your right to use the software. I was refering to the OEMs right to GIVE you the software.

      And GPL is identical. Here is content. You do not own this content. Use and distribute this content, but only if you follow our rules.

    11. Re:Older versions by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      Well, it's moot since the license originally went with a fried eMachines that I bought for parts. I think I need to use the actual case to make the license TRULY legal, but it's ugly as sin. ;-)

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  9. I'm tired of this by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1, Funny
    It shoud read "Users Fear WINDOWS, due to viruses!"

    Every freaking day, an update

    1. Re:I'm tired of this by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 1

      Meh, I estimate approximately every other week...

      Well, on average, anyways... :-P

    2. Re:I'm tired of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About as often as a major system on any linux server needs a patch (OpenSSL, the kernel, samba, etc)

      But dont tell anyone I said that. I dont want to upset all the smelly zealots.

    3. Re:I'm tired of this by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Informative
      Every freaking day, an update

      Except of course that the update for this came out almost two months ago.
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    4. Re:I'm tired of this by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      As with so many Windows exploits, the patch predates the exploit by at least a month....

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    5. Re:I'm tired of this by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      But how many do you need? If you don't have anything accessable, you don't really need them. The largest target would have to be SSH, which lots of people have sshd running.

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  10. Morbo? by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Puny humans fear Korgo...

    1. Re:Morbo? by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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    2. Re:Morbo? by VivianC · · Score: 1

      I was worried it was a Torgo virus. The master would not be pleased!

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    3. Re:Morbo? by druhol · · Score: 1

      KOMPRESSOR crush Korgo!

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    4. Re:Morbo? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Gorgo? As in Gorgo the Lugubrious? Oh shit. You'd better run.

    5. Re:Morbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Korgo fears YOU!

      (click Post Anonymously, Submit).

  11. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by Steve_Jobs_HNIC · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft Security Bulletin MS04-011
    Security Update for Microsoft Windows (835732)

    Issued: April 13, 2004
    Updated: May 4, 2004
    Version: 1.3

  12. Check the date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The link was updated MAY 4, and this is June 4. Any reason it took a MONTH to figure it out???

    1. Re:Check the date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Figure what out? The actual LSASS patch was issued all the way back on April 13. Therefore, it's about 6 weeks time to patch machines. This new worm was simply just to catch all of those that, again, haven't patched their systems... sigh..

  13. Worm vs Virus by DJ-Dodger · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you "just get it" without having to run anything, it's a worm, not a virus. It's not complicated.

    1. Re:Worm vs Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >If you "just get it" without having to run anything, it's a worm, not a virus. It's not complicated.

      I don't get it.

    2. Re:Worm vs Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From at least one definition, a virus is:
      A program or piece of code that is loaded onto your computer without your knowledge and runs against your wishes.

      and
      A worm is a special type of virus that can replicate itself and use memory, but cannot attach itself to other programs.

      So this certainly qualifies as a virus and, since it logs keystrokes etc, may not even qualify as a worm.

      Of course, in the end, who cares whether it's technically a worm or viruse. It's nothing to make a big fuss about, unless you're an annoying little git, are you?
    3. Re:Worm vs Virus by hovis · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's kinda more complicated than that::

      VIRUS: File infector, Self-Replicating A virus will insert it's own code into another _pre-existing_ file. It also replicates automatically every time it's run.

      WORM: Self replicating
      A worm self-replicates liek a virus, but it does not infect pre-existing files. A worm will create a whole new file that is pure viral code (usually with a spoofed name like iexplorer.exe as opposed to the legit file iexplore.exe)

      TROJAN:
      A trojan is also it's own file of pure viral code, but does not self-replicate (However, they frequently facilitate remote control of the Trojan that can be used to replicate it)

      Symantec has a document on this, the link is... What is the difference between Viruses, Trojans and Worms?

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    4. Re:Worm vs Virus by Linux_ho · · Score: 1
      If you "just get it" without having to run anything, it's a worm, not a virus. It's not complicated.
      You're right, it's not complicated... but... A virus modifies legitimate files to include a copy of itself, while worms are always standalone executables. If it inserts itself into legitimate files, it's a virus. If it doesn't "infect" legitimate files, it's a worm. With either one, you can "just get it" without having to do anything. And either a worm or a virus can make fooling gullible users part of its infection vector. Historically, viruses only spread within the filesystem of a single computer until a file containing the virus was copied to another computer. Worms pretty much always include a mechanism to spread across a network by themselves. Most malicious programs today are either straight-up worms, or combination worm/viruses. But the key differentiating factor is whether legitimate files are "infected".
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    5. Re:Worm vs Virus by data64 · · Score: 1

      There's a nice thread on differences between worms, viruii and trojans in the alt.privacy.spyware newsgroup.

      See the google
      groups link

      or search for subject "What is the difference between a worm and a trojan ?"

    6. Re:Worm vs Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I'm sure countless other ACs have pointed out, what you have described is not a virus, but a Trojan

    7. Re:Worm vs Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a lost cause, just like cracker vs. hacker.

    8. Re:Worm vs Virus by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      • Virus: When run, spreads itself to other executable files and changes them so that the virus code is again run when the infected file is. Usually spreads between machines by way of the user copying an infected file to another machine. Most attempt to remain transparent, some also have other purposes such as causing hard disk failures on a friday the 13th, or blanking a machine's firmware/changing BIOS settings. Not especially common in this day of always-on Internet.
      • Worm: Self-propagating on a network. Usually remains active at all times. Mosty exist as their own entity instead of merging with another executable. Can be used as a gateway to a machine, acting as a keystoke logger, a DDoS or SMTP zombie, or worst of all, a remote installer, allowing a worm author to make use of infected machines however he/she sees fit.
      • Trojan: A malicious program in disguise as a harmless one, usually installer programs but can be others. Most commonly designed for the purpose of installing other viruses or worms on a system. (In this sense, any installer which installs spyware, which by definition isn't disclosed to the user, could be considered a trojan, although for some reason the practice hasn't been found illegal yet)
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  14. Why is this .gt. 1 month old update news? by Flexagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Though the listed viruses may be new, the actual update was released over a month ago and those of us here should already know better. This is the kind of "timely" information I get from Comcast support.

    1. Re:Why is this .gt. 1 month old update news? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Not only is the Korgo family new, they're exceptionally dangerous. Sasser didn't send your credit card numbers and online banking passwords to IRC channels.

      F-Secure has advised victims to cancel their credit cards.

      This is also useful news for everybody who had to roll back the April patch to keep their systems working.

    2. Re:Why is this .gt. 1 month old update news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast support has a problem when their network or equipment is at fault for your inablility to transfer data.

      They aren't at fault when a MS security flaw means that the data transferred results in your credit card now funding the creation of a robot... a girl robot.

  15. Re:Another? by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

    I believe that this virus is taking advantage of an exisitng exploit that microsoft patched a while ago, so its not really a new exploit.

  16. No, Torgo by Marxist+Commentary · · Score: 2, Funny

    The master would not approve.

    1. Re:No, Torgo by superflippy · · Score: 1

      The Torgo virus is more annoying than dangerous - it just causes your computer to sprout gigantic knees.

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    2. Re:No, Torgo by Hecubas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, that'd be a fun idea for a virus, have it install the Torgo screensaver. Imagine, a world of PC's churning out the haunting Torgo theme!

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  17. Re:Hmmm.... Most pirated windows machines... by deadmongrel · · Score: 0

    What's weird is that the infections are still climbing meaning that after almost 2 months (patch released on April 13) and a HUGE rash of infections from Sasser, there are some folks that have still refused to apply the Microsoft patch
    I bet most of the those machines probably have pirated windows. I don't think Microsoft allows pirated users to patch their systems.

  18. As For Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one salute our new script kiddie overlords.

  19. another week, another patch by MoFoQ · · Score: 0, Troll

    After paying high prices for the software to begin with, we have to really work to keep it secure (as it's suppose to be advertised as).

    It's too bad Microsoft doesn't pay us to do all this extra patching.

    1. Re:another week, another patch by MightyPez · · Score: 1

      When "Keep my up to date automatically" is checked by default on XP, I don't think double clicking an icon that says "Updates are ready to install" is that difficult.

    2. Re:another week, another patch by zoloto · · Score: 1

      and you know what?

      if microsoft pushed the patches to all internet connected users like they probably should, everyone would scream bloody murder. But when those same people are quite negligent and ignorant about their systems everyone blames them for not taking care of a system!

      I am, for one, liking the idea of them pushing updates that are approved by the user before install... (ie. with an unavoidable screen that says "you have a security update to install" and you have to take notice) versus going manually to windowsupdate and taking action. /end_rant

    3. Re:another week, another patch by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      it is more work....as can require some downtime.

      And there's more viruses and worms for windows because not only are there more users but also more less "informed" users as well as sloppy recycled coding. This is why a majority of exploits affect the whole windows line (9x/ME/NT/2k/XP).

      I get my Windows for free (thx to a "partnership" with the university); but we all pay for it one way or another. Everything from taxes to costs on computer hardware like a tax.

    4. Re:another week, another patch by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      don't u remember the fiasco about the windowsupdate site exploits? The one where it could be taken over?

    5. Re:another week, another patch by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      it still won't work (as ppl might just press the off button or go get a variant of linux, whatever). The underlying issue has yet to be resolved.

      To me, Microsoft programmers make too many assumptions; like "naw, this code won't be exploited," etc. To quote a line from a movie: "Assumptions are the mother of all f*ck ups."

      And besides, it's easier to make friends with honey than with sour milk.

      maybe with all this outsourcing and open-source movements will do microsoft good and force them to use mozilla (firefox) and media player classic. (a large number of exploits deal with Windows Media player and its scripting and/or IE)

    6. Re:another week, another patch by alex_ware · · Score: 0

      If I got paid a $ every time I installed a windows patch... I'd be a millionair

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    7. Re:another week, another patch by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. M$/Windows until at least M$Windows/98 had a completely broken security architecture that allowed a virus culture to develop. Unix has been around a lot longer with no such culture developing.

      M$Windows/NT onwards had some security but they keep allowing it to be disabled for patches/updates. And they allowed executable attachments in emails by default for way too long. I can remember seeing it for the first time many years ago and thinking, you stupid, bloody idiots. I and many other people predicted the virus culture developing that day.

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      It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
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    8. Re:another week, another patch by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      more like a billionaire

    9. Re:another week, another patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXACTLY! This is what I have done at work. If you have the luxury, simply wipe windows, install your favourite distro, and declare to others: "Sorry, I don't do free tech support for M$. I don't do windows." I have an amazingly peaceful existence, now that I run linux in my lab, and recite the above to any windows users who come to my lab door begging for help. I tell them that I haven't had any problems for months, that I haven't used M$ windows for months, and would they like to sit down and try linux? Works wonders...:-)

    10. Re:another week, another patch by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Given the sheer number of open source advisories I get from RedHat and on Linuxsecurity.com I'd say open source developers take the same number of things for granted, except that with a different angle: "nah, this code won't be used".

      I'm sure it makes you feel better to think that Microsoft developers are fundamentally stupid, but that doesn't make it so.

      The difference is that nobody bothers exploiting most open source vulnerabilities. When someone does bother then the shit does hit the fan, as in Debian/GNU/Gentoo getting r00ted and paralized for weeks. And that's just the ones we heard about.

      Oh, and it doesn't matter whether you run as root/Admin or not. You can still have a zombied box spewing spam 24/7 regardless of whether you use Linux, BSD or Windows.

    11. Re:another week, another patch by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      So, the choices are:
      • Push patches automatically - everyone would scream bloody murder
      • let the users patch themselves - get blamed anyway, for not taking care of them

      • And finally, a third choice, which you didn't mention:
      • WRITE THE DAMN THING CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME, AND TEST IT BEFORE YOU SHIP IT!!
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  20. Not surprising. by AbyssLeaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's not forget that most users (which wouldn't be reading /.) don't have any idea about this stuff. This confuse virus scanners with firewall, and think patching is something you do with clothes. So no, they don't really deserve it.

    Like it or not, they want their PC to work like their television. As much as you or I don't like it, they are the people that are keeping Windows suppport folks employed.

    I can't say how many times I've helped with someone's machine, and they've had multiple virus infections, spyware and general crap on their machine because they don't know any better. It's a fact of life that Microsoft is going to have to own up to if they want to stay on top. They raised the beast, now they need to teach it the rules.

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    1. Re:Not surprising. by MattyCobb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a fact of life that Microsoft is going to have to own up to if they want to stay on top. They raised the beast, now they need to teach it the rules.

      I dunno about all that... Microsoft do have more holes than most other major OSs, but thats really not what leads them to be exploited. If say Linux/OSX was the #1 Joe Consumer OS then it would have virus like this. Because like anything Linux has its faults and if people don't patch their OS, it will remain venerable. And switching morons to Linux or Mac OSX won't fix that problem.

      Its really the consumer who needs to step up and take ownership of this issue and learn how to use their machine. I for one run windows and I have not yet (crosses fingers, knocks on wood for future) gotten a virus. I run Firefox and AVG and don't download and run things without scanning them. The situation won't get any better until people start wising up, regaurdless of any move Microsoft makes.

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    2. Re:Not surprising. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If say Linux/OSX was the #1 Joe Consumer OS then it would have virus like this.

      OK, would you tell me how an operating system that's not giving the user write priviliages to anything other than their home directory would have the same amount of viruses as one where by default the user has write privliages to everything composing the operating system?

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    3. Re:Not surprising. by tdemark · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If say Linux/OSX was the #1 Joe Consumer OS then it would have virus like this.

      Ummm.... no.

      The output of 'netstat' on a default Mac OS X box:
      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.631 *.* LISTEN
      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.1033 *.* LISTEN
      G'head. Try to remote exploit.

      - Tony
    4. Re:Not surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they don't deserve it, but while you are saying something meaningful and understandable, you are spitting another bullshit. Are you saying to us that Microsoft is the company who is responsible for this shit? Think again, sorry probably you can't, but for the rest of us few the issue here is that, these users do not know any better, thus they need better education. The fact that these people are ignorant is not Microsoft's fault, just like the fact that AbyssLeaper is an idiot has nothing to do with Linux or Open Source. He is an idiot by himself.

    5. Re:Not surprising. by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      ...patching is something you do with clothes

      Huh? I don't understand what you're trying to say here. Please explain...

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    6. Re:Not surprising. by ZiggyM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is so sad that MS doesnt really give a sh*t about these issues (there must be some financial gain for them Im sure.)
      I used to work for MS, I was innocent back then and thought MS was good. When they did the automatic updates feature, I was very surprised that they didnt turn it ON by default so I emailed the right internal people, being myself a fulltime programmer at MS. The security team from the windows team never emailed back. Same thing happened when they did the simple windows firewall. They also did not enable it by default, and never gave a sh*it about my obvious suggestion to ship the feature enabled.
      I dont work for them anymore, now I own a mac and love computers and programming again.

    7. Re:Not surprising. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      OK, would you tell me how an operating system that's not giving the user write priviliages to anything other than their home directory would have the same amount of viruses as one where by default the user has write privliages to everything composing the operating system?

      Sure. You write the virus executable somewhere in the user's tree and tweak one of the user's config files to fire it up every time he logs in. Now there's nothing to stop the virus from accessing anything it wants on the Internet, propagating itself to other machines, operating the user's mail programs, accessing any of the user's data, or logging the user's keystrokes via standard X APIs.

    8. Re:Not surprising. by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      If the average Web-Office-and-maybe-Quicken-or-Photoshop user transitioned to Mac OS X, the problem would not exist. Yes, there'd probably be more Mac OS X viruses, but the update process is a lot easier. If there's an update for any Apple product you own, by default the software update program (which is browser-agnostic because it is browser-irrelevent) pops up on bootup (or on an OS reinstall) and asks you to click the Install button and type your password. All updates for Mac OS, Quicktime, iTunes and the other iLife components, Final Cut if you have it, or anything else Apple then download and install all at once. You are asked to reboot if necessary. You then can go about your life, and assume that next Tuesday or whenever, your Software Update will pop up again (on bootup, if you have broadband, so it won't interrupt any other work) if it needs to do its job.

    9. Re:Not surprising. by MattyCobb · · Score: 1

      Who says a virus needs access to the entire machine? A virus can propegate itself to other users on the system, other machines on the network/internet, and thrash a user's files. And since I was talking about average computer users (not a corporate server or something) their own files is all they are really going to care about.

      And you don't have to run XP or 2k as admin. You can run as a restricted user. You just have to set one up. Which is really no different than Linux. It doesn't come with a useraccount for me. I make one when I am setting it up, or log into root and create one after... If you really think that their are no Mac/Linux security holes I would hate to be part of your network....

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    10. Re:Not surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "G'head. Try to remote exploit."

      Ok, please send me your IP address.
      Oh yeah.... and your credit card number.

      No? Not so confident in you're apple now eh?

    11. Re:Not surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err...if he sent you his credit card number, why would you want his IP address? Duh!

    12. Re:Not surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people put patches on clothes when they get tears so they last longer. Patches are pretty cheap, but you usually have to buy them new, and you can go down to the thrift shop and pick up some new jeans for a dollar...and who actually owns an iron anyway? Maybe there's some sort of "economy", big package of patches you can buy...

    13. Re:Not surprising. by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

      So when's the last time you used Windows? 1993?

      Windows Automatic Updates can be scheduled to run whenever... it even reboots your machine for you. No browser, no buttons, no user intervention required.

    14. Re:Not surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he's apple now.

    15. Re:Not surprising. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Informative
      And you don't have to run XP or 2k as admin. You can run as a restricted user. You just have to set one up.


      The problem is, a lot of Winblows software won't run without admin priviledges. Also, XP doesn't encourage setting up user accounts. Many people don't even know they exist.
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    16. Re:Not surprising. by valmont · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yup that's the thing. Apple ships their operating system with absolutely all ports turned-off by DEFAULT. You absolutely cannot establish any connection to any port of a default OS X installation from any remote machine. Security works in layers, and this is one thick layer, a very important first line of defense. You would think that since the heydays of CodeRed and Nimda back in 2001 Microsoft would have learned to disable all listening network services on a default installation. No. They never did. Here we are today, you can plug a brand new PC onto an unprotected network and get reamed within seconds.

      Microsoft apologists keep claiming that windows is so vulnerable because it is the most prominent operating system. I can tell you that today, if all classic end-user machines were running the consumer-edition (not server) of Mac OS X, none of the network-spread worms that have plagued windows for all those years would be an issue. Because if a machine is not accepting a network connection, you can't infect it over the network.

      You need to look for holes in the next layer of security: application-level security and user-triggered exploits. In that area, there are issues surrounding protocol handling and application launching that Apple needs to address. And i'm getting to be impatient :(

    17. Re:Not surprising. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      OK, would you tell me how an operating system that's not giving the user write priviliages to anything other than their home directory would have the same amount of viruses as one where by default the user has write privliages to everything composing the operating system?

      Because where it can write to is almost completely irrelevant ?

    18. Re:Not surprising. by mewphobia · · Score: 1
      The output of 'netstat' on a default Mac OS X box:

      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.631 *.* LISTEN
      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.1033 *.* LISTEN

      G'head. Try to remote exploit.
      You're talking daemon or server side remote exploits.
      This does nothing for client side exploits. There are quite a few clients that are used on nearly all OSX boxes! safari comes to mind instantly.

      Someone could have a link exploiting a bug in safari, and spread the freecache version - in fact the virus could make a mini httpd on it's host and spread itself by emailing that url around.

      Clients open up ports too!

      Good hackers are lateral thinkers, and while I agree MACOSX ships with some reasonable defaults, don't for a minute think you're secure.

      ^moo^
    19. Re:Not surprising. by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Clients open up ports too!

      IIRC you'd have to authenticate via sudo (or the GUI equivalent) to open a port under 1000, and the malware would be limited to only when that particular user was logged in, as it wouldn't have the privileges to make itself executable to anyone else.

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    20. Re:Not surprising. by Seahawk · · Score: 1

      In that case - is it also ok for me to think that it is silly i need a drivers license to drive a car, and that i cant drive in it while drunk?

      Why cant the car drive itself? It should - I dont want to know any messy things about steering and learn the rules of traffic - tha car should do that for me.

      Basicly, it's the same argument.

    21. Re:Not surprising. by caluml · · Score: 1

      Don't get too cocky. I can connect to your machine from here.
      You'd better get some firewall on that box - it's wide open.

      calum@tom calum $ telnet 127.0.0.1 631
      Trying 127.0.0.1...
      Connected to 127.0.0.1.
      Escape character is '^]'.
      GET /

      HTTP/0.9 200 OK
      Date: Sat, 05 Jun 2004 10:38:58 GMT
      Server: CUPS/1.1
      Content-Language: C
      Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
      Last-Modified: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 09:05:09 GMT
      Content-Length: 1604
      ...

    22. Re:Not surprising. by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Actually, the last time I used Windows was yesterday.

      In fact, I think I made that post from my Dell running Windows XP Home. I use Windows XP and Windows 98 every day.

      I am aware of automatic updates...but I do not use them, because how would you know when you have received an update and what it is? You'd probably know when you'd received it by phantom reboot messages.

      OS X can be set up to download the updates whenever they are available, but will not (and cannot, as Software Update doesn't keep an administrator password on file) install anything without your permission. So a friend tells you that an update caused trouble for them and that you should wait. Everyone releases a patch from time to time that causes problems for some users, and Microsoft is no exception. All you can do, if you know how, is turn off automatic updates. You can't just uncheck that particular patch when the update window comes up.

  21. Okay, you got me... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read the post and immediately thought "oh gosh, here we go again" and went to MS windows update to update my workstation while I downloaded the patch. Then I realized that I'd already updated everyone here at the office back when the patch first came out.

    Damn, I gotta rtfa *grin*

    Seriously though, even though I check for new updates religously and try to keep all the users on my network up to date, I guess I'm still a little gun-shy.

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  22. Re:Another? by goldspider · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "You would think after the last 150 they would learn to secure their systems."

    The patch is six weeks old. At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?

    It is not Microsoft's responsibility to make sure you have installed the latest patches and are exercising proper precautions.

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  23. Re:Hmmm.... Most pirated windows machines... by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, they do. They prevented SP1 from installing on machines with blacklisted corporate keys, but Windows Update has always worked, and they recently announced that even those installs will be able to install SP2. It was covered on /. too.

    The reasoning was it was better than having umpteen zillion unpatched boxes out there DDoS'ing their website.

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  24. All the blame, all the time. by eddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As much as I hate to say it, IMHO, they almost deserve it...

    I help my father keep up to date with patches on his laptop. Last time he was here I ran Windows Update only to find that three patches REFUSED TO INSTALL. He was in a hurry so I couldn't start trying to track down the individual patches and see if downloading those would magically work better (why would they?!)

    I've installed Tiny Personal Firewall (with a fix for the known exploit) and I hope that will be enough to shield him against the worms, which are much more critical than IE and/or Outlook exploits.

    Fucking crap.

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    1. Re:All the blame, all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>three patches REFUSED TO INSTALL

      that happens on an F'd up system.

      if you share the patch numbers with us i'm sure i could tell you how you or your father fucked up your own system to the point where it would no longer patch.

    2. Re:All the blame, all the time. by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1
      Uh oh, what is the exploit and fix for TPF?!?

      (Sorry, off-topic, but I don't know how to contact eddy.)

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    3. Re:All the blame, all the time. by eddy · · Score: 1

      For TPF 2.0.15 there's a known exploit in its administrator interface on TCP port 44334 (telnet to it and you'll see a bunch of garbage). You can plug it by putting a DENY rule blocking that port.

      I probably should use something better, but I need something very simple that never throws up dialogs and stuff.

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    4. Re:All the blame, all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >that happens on an F'd up system.

      No shit, Sherlock.

      Maybe if Microsoft produced less fucking crap, patches wouldn't fuck up the system? Maybe if Microsoft produced less fucking crap, the installer would give a reason for the failure? Maybe it would even link to the stand-alone patches where more info and downloads could be found?

      I guess that's yet to be "innovated.

  25. Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    is not slashdotted? They are running Windows Server 2003 with IIS and everyone here knows that is bad...

    1. Re:Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they have a farm with more boxes than Google has pigeons. For all you know, they have a box for every person in the US. ;)

    2. Re:Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Their load balancer has only 6 servers.

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    3. Re:Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Hey! How come the Microsoft Site is not slashdotted? They are running Windows Server 2003 with IIS and everyone here knows that is bad..."

      At least they're not running Windows 2000. "You can't connect to this computer, it already has 10 connections open"

    4. Re:Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you may not realize is that Microsoft has downloaded their ENTIRE site to the local hard disks of EVERY Windows user. That's why their site's so fast. Check your hosts file and you'll see that www.microsoft.com is pointed to 127.0.0.1!

  26. Re:Obligatory... by manitoulinnerd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is possible for a virus like this (though i doubt this one) to infect your user account in linux. It might even be possible for it to then capture your root password when you "su". I think you would have to run an infected program though.

    Somebody that knows please let me know, as much as i would like to believe it, linux is not invulnerable to virii.

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  27. New SARC action figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    HERE

    Here I thought he was a villain.

  28. updating by millahtime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since only legal users of XP can install the updates, does this mean that all those people using illegal copies can't get the update?

    Figuring so, a lot of people could get screwed.

    1. Re:updating by endemoniada · · Score: 1

      there ARE ways to install patches and updates anyway, by changing the WinXP serial for instance.

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    2. Re:updating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DUH. Any user can update, legal or not.

      Fail. Retake class.

    3. Re:updating by dalmiroy2k · · Score: 1

      It depends, some people with pirated copies can download updates or use Windows Update.
      Users using Windows XP release version with a banned s/n can't d/l SP1 and following updates, but users with a pirated "Windows XP with SP1 included" CD can update without problems.

    4. Re:updating by xpulsar87x · · Score: 1

      Negative. MS provides installable exe files of the patches that you can download/install regardless of your legality with Windows or not. This is what I always did before I went legal.

    5. Re:updating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh no!! my illegal copy can not be patched!! oh no!! whoa is me!!

      shut the fuck up and just buy the software. quit your whining.

    6. Re:updating by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

      I, for one, have never had any issues updating my pirated version of XP (w/ sSP1). I've always used the Windows Update like normal.

      It's rather odd, though. I actually bought the stupid thing, yet have never been able to get it to activate! I had to resort the slightly shady alternative for reasons still unknown to this day.

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    7. Re:updating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true... those with the questionable keys can still update, just not to SP1.

    8. Re:updating by RTMFD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn, so if I go rip off my neighbor's Pontiac should I be pissed off when the steering column catches on fire because I couldn't take it back to the dealer during the recall? This issue looks like a common sense to me.

      Committing theft takes away your right to be upset about such things, IMHO.

    9. Re:updating by FasterThanLight · · Score: 1

      No. I heard a story from a friend of mine (whose name I can't remember) of a friend of his (whose name he can't remember) who runs a pirate copy and it updates fine. Service packs, no. Updates, yes.

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    10. Re:updating by GoldenWolf · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that, while MS does have a good reason not to share their programmers and bandwidth with pirates, any un-updated PC can get the worm. The only way to eradicate the virus is to have everybody get the neccesary updates. Can't they punish software pirates another way?

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  29. Re:Another? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is it's the same exploit.

  30. Re:Another? by codepunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot has just gone to the birds since we got all of these windows astroturf's hanging around here. Perhaps it is time that Slashdot implemented a ban on all posts unless it comes from some sort of unix system. Come on it is called /. for a reason, since when did this site become c:\

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  31. Re:Another? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    It's always Microsoft's problem.

    I'd like to know, percentagewise, how many linux/bsd/unix boxes are out there with known security holes that have never been patched.

    I mean, patching windows is easy, just clicking a button. Upgrading to the latest version of $APP on a unix machine usually isnt.

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  32. Here's a thread from one of those people. by khasim · · Score: 1

    It's even on /.
    Just from the other day. Read it in reverse order. Keep hitting "parent".
    Here
    Windows can be made stable. But it takes very rigid control. The problem is that ANY change can break that stability. Even something as necessary as applying a patch for a known exploit.
    Which is more important? Making a claim that you haven't rebooted your Windows box in the past 6 months or the claim that you're fully patched?

    1. Re:Here's a thread from one of those people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Which is more important? Making a claim that
      > you haven't rebooted your Windows box in the
      > past 6 months or the claim that you're fully patched? my uptime is now at 2 weeks.. weeeeeeeeeeee

  33. Not Exactly... by mexnix · · Score: 5, Informative

    F-Secure Weblog says Korgo doesn'ts install a key logger by default, but that the "cracker team" uses Korgo's backdoor to do so. So, you wont necessarily have the key logger installed if you have any of the Korgo variants. At least, none up to this point...

  34. I take care of the place while the master is away by abertoll · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I first saw this I thought I read a virus named Torgo! It wobbles around, moves slowly, and takes care of your computer while you're away.

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  35. Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by bigberk · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the issue with CD licenses, Windows Update, and patches. If Windows Update does run properly... i.e., check the machine and report necessary updates, does this mean that my installation will find all these necessary hotfixes on its own?

    My Windows installation is using a legitimate CD from our university, for educational use. Yet whenever I go to Windows Update, I see 0 critical updates (Win2K). Am I really up to date? In which case, none of these issues are really that new because I haven't installed any updates in a month.

    1. Re:Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yet whenever I go to Windows Update, I see 0 critical updates (Win2K). Am I really up to date?

      The security update for this issue is a month old even though this particular exploit is just hitting the news. If you're not sure, windows update has "View installation history."

      Look for "Security Update for Windows XP (KB835732)"

    2. Re:Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by DeepRedux · · Score: 3, Informative

      Look in the Add/Remove Programs applet in the control panel. If this patch is installed you should see "Windows 2000 Hotfix - KB835732" listed as an installed program.

    3. Re:Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, yes, in between reboots.

    4. Re:Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a new issue; it's the same one that sasser exploits. Read the f'ing article.

  36. Keystrokes: transmitted in the clear? by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are the logged keystrokes of most of these viruses transmitted in the clear? If so, then couldn't one create a outbound traffic monitor that watched for certain key character strings (such as passwords, account numbers, etc.) and if the monitor see sensitive data strings in clear text, it would halt the transmission and alert the owner. This could also be used to halt snooping of files and directory structures -- just create a file with a monitor-prohibitted file name and contents.

    As a side benefit, the system would also catch insecure site logins - seeing which websites are asking for unencrypted sensitive data such as passwords.

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    1. Re:Keystrokes: transmitted in the clear? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      doesn't that presuppose that you know the passwords and account numbers, et cetera?

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    2. Re:Keystrokes: transmitted in the clear? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      But then the catch-22 - this program would have a database of all your passwords, and would probably be hackable.

    3. Re:Keystrokes: transmitted in the clear? by MattGWU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what you're proposing, and please, correct me if I am mistaken, is that one should gather all one's sensitive pieces of data: credit card numbers, passwords, and the like, and compile them all into a plaintext set of firewall or IDS rules? Where would one store this treasure trove of sensitive information, conveniently gathered into one place for ease of use? Perhaps I have missed a critical component of your plan, which I'm sure isn't nearly as patently insane as it sounds.

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    4. Re:Keystrokes: transmitted in the clear? by Kref1 · · Score: 1

      I know that you can setup Zone Alarm firewall to warn you if you submit you ebay password to a fake ebay site. I guess that they monitor form data sent out for a particular string.
      It would be nice if you could configure it (I dont know if you can or not, I havent figured it out yet) so that you bank password could only be sent to your bank's https site...

  37. Easy fix by staticdaze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just cache all your passwords and credit card info in your browser's form remembering thing.

    1. Re:Easy fix by xpulsar87x · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or, as a even better solution, use nullsoft's safesex. Then the virus writer would learn your safesex password but not your real passwords to things..

    2. Re:Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just cache all your passwords and credit card info in your browser's form remembering thing.

      Great, so now all the worm/virus has to do is upload this one file and get everything. Oh, it's encrypted you say, well, once they have it, how long do you think it'll take for them to crack it?

  38. Remember Passwords by picklepuss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank God I trust Internet Explorer enough to remember my bank password for me... now I don't have to worry about viruses that log my keystrokes!

  39. So you do all routine maintenance right? by Scott+Richter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wish that, just once, a lot of people will get ripped off. The credit card companies will cover any losses (they have to by law), and people will actually realise that yes, keeping up to date with patches is a good idea.

    It's easy for us to say that, we're computer users who (presumably) know what we're doing. But if one is to condemn non-patchers in that way - I assume you also change your oil every 3000 miles, go to the dentist every 6 months, floss daily, get an annual physical, clean the lint filter in your dryer after every load, eat 6 daily servings of vegetables, rotate your tires every 20,000 miles, have all your car's factory recalls done, change the air filters in your heater monthly, and perform all the other mindless routine maintenance you're supposed to do.

    The bottom line is, no one on earth outside the most anal retentive person alive does all that stuff. Not doing any of them could have consequences, but people simply don't have time to do all this shit.

    So yes, I do blame microsoft. One shouldn't have to constantly check symantec's web page just to keep your computer usable. Computers are appliances now. They should just work, dammit.

    1. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1
      I assume you also change...<snip>Damn, I'm a loser. I do all of those except the recall and tires. Bummer.

      -truth

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    2. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by Eristone · · Score: 1

      But if one is to condemn non-patchers in that way - I assume you also change your oil every 3000 miles, go to the dentist every 6 months, floss daily, get an annual physical, clean the lint filter in your dryer after every load, eat 6 daily servings of vegetables, rotate your tires every 20,000 miles, have all your car's factory recalls done, change the air filters in your heater monthly, and perform all the other mindless routine maintenance you're supposed to do.

      The bottom line is, no one on earth outside the most anal retentive person alive does all that stuff. Not doing any of them could have consequences, but people simply don't have time to do all this shit.

      So yes, I do blame microsoft. One shouldn't have to constantly check symantec's web page just to keep your computer usable. Computers are appliances now. They should just work, dammit.


      We wish computers were appliances that you could just plug in and have them work. If you want an appliance, you get an xBox or a PS2. You get a general purpose system when you want to be able to do a lot of different things. And even the appliances are susceptable to various flaws - otherwise there wouldn't be firmware upgrades and the like. Now in regards to the bit about changing oil every 3000 miles, etc. That wouldn't be accurate. What would be more accurate, especially to the non-patchers would be the CDC (in the U.S.) announced to the nation that a special strain of the West Nile virus is going around, is highly contagious and fairly discomforting (possibly fatal in some instances). You can go to your local drugstore and after filling out a (very short) form get the free vaccine that protects you from that strain and anything that comes off that strain. If you got infected and were sick as a dog for a week, I bet you that you would go out and take the vaccine so you didn't get it again. If your next door neighbor got it and you didn't, I bet you'd go out and take the vaccine - just due to proximity. Anyone who ignored the first notice that was blasted on the airwaves, newspapers and websites that gets infected on the sub-strains shouldn't blame the CDC -- you can only tell people so many times before the true teacher is letting them get burned by it.

    3. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if one is to condemn non-patchers in that way - I assume you also change your oil every 3000 miles, go to the dentist every 6 months, floss daily, get an annual physical, clean the lint filter in your dryer after every load, eat 6 daily servings of vegetables, rotate your tires every 20,000 miles, have all your car's factory recalls done, change the air filters in your heater monthly, and perform all the other mindless routine maintenance you're supposed to do.

      When you don't do those things, you are the only one to shoulder the costs of not doing them. When you don't bother patching your computer systems and get infected by the malware du jour, your computer then goes on to infect potentially hundreds of thousands of other machines.

      It's not the same thing at all.

    4. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      You think your bad. I do all those and enjoy it. Ok, well I dont each veggies.

    5. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just posted a similiar rant. :)

      You're absolutely right. I have a friend who was completely anal about a lot of things. His car was his favorite toy. He's 30-something now, and has started becoming more lax. He hasn't been rotating his tires, or even taking a good look at them. He was occasionally glancing at the outside edge, seeing the tread looked ok, and assumed all was fine.

      A couple weeks ago, on a wet road, he slid off the road, and his car ended up in a lake. Why? Because his alignment was a little bit off, and the majority of his tires were bald. Well, all except the outside edge, which appeard to have tread. He had a very nice car. Now it's a very nice decoration at a junk yard. He's fine. He just got wet, swimming out of the lake. He found out about the tires when they loaded the car on the tow truck, and he noticed the tires.

      As far as cars go, I don't go by milage, but that's because I'm very technical, and look for the indicators which say something needs to be done. That may mean I rotate my tires at 10,000 miles, or I change my oil at 2000 miles, or 6000 miles. But non-technical drivers, who don't even check their oil, think that 3000 miles means "3,000 miles, or when I feel like it in a couple months". I changed the oil in a car once that came out as sludge. I flushed light-weight oil through that engine about 3 times before it came out like liquid.

      But I'm far from perfect too. My last annual physical was 5 years ago. I don't have the current firmware on all my hardware. I have no idea if my toaster, microwave, or tv have been recalled. It usually takes me a week or two to get around to fix the time on the clocks when time changes happen.

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    6. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by skifreak87 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both of my parents have close to know idea how a computer works. They're computer got the sasser worm or some variant that kept restarting before they could do anything (solution, have a bootable disc to use so as not to boot off the hard-drive). What they didn't understand is that they CAN get viruses/worms by just being on the internet. Next thing, why wasn't their XP up to date, they thought it would cost money to get the updates so they never did (since they couldn't tell windows update notices apart from the mcaffee security center update notices - which do cost money once your subscription runs out) and never thought they could get viruses/worms except through email.

      Both my parents are quite intelligent and can work a computer for what they need (word processor/quicken/email/browser) fairly competently. The problem, IMHO, is that computer users view a computer as any other appliance, it should just work, and think if they follow some common-sense (such as not opening strange attachments) they wont have problems. People don't understand why it's important to patch a computer or even how to do it, so they don't.

    7. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Computer viruses usually make other computers sick though. How many illnesses are there that you can walk around and act like a 85%-90% normal healthy person, but make everyone you come into contact sick? It's not like West Nile isn't more like a 2 minute a day case of the common cold affecting others more than you.

    8. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by CptNerd · · Score: 1
      You can go to your local drugstore and after filling out a (very short) form get the free vaccine that protects you from that strain and anything that comes off that strain. If you got infected and were sick as a dog for a week, I bet you that you would go out and take the vaccine so you didn't get it again. If your next door neighbor got it and you didn't, I bet you'd go out and take the vaccine - just due to proximity.

      Doesn't seem to work that way for flu shots.
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    9. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by payndz · · Score: 2, Funny
      rotate your tires every 20,000 miles

      I rotate my tyres every single mile I drive. It kind of happens automatically with this whole 'wheel' thing.

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    10. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure my computer "just works". I have a mac.

      *Ducks*

    11. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      With each of these actions (or inactions) there are consequences.

      Don't change your oil? Your warranty can be voided or you can get a fat repair bill if out of warranty anyway.

      Don't go to dentist? Check the price on bridges, caps, dentures.

      Don't get an annual physical? Check the price on a coronary bypass.

      Don't have your recall done on your car? Die.

      Etc.

      Yet people have time to go out drinking, watch 'The Swan', and masturbate (not necessarily in that order). Frankly, I couldn't care less what happens to people who are infected. What pisses me off is how their infection affects me.

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    12. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is one big bs. Whenever I have a chance, I bring up to date my mother-in-law's computer. Since she lives out in the country, she's got only dialup connection. It takes several hours to download those patches (usually there is one big that takes those hours and several small). Who in their right mind will regularly tie up their phone for hours to download something that should have never been needed in the first place?

    13. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by smaksly · · Score: 1

      There are people who are "healthy spreaders" and spread a disease while remaining healthy Typhoid Mary was the most famous one

    14. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      Here's the difference. The average person has no idea that they need to update their computer/why they need to. There's no equiv to the CDC blasting warnings to average people. Yes /. knows about it, but most people don't read /.. Until the average person is taught about patching, it wont happen. In my experience, most users have problems because they don't know any better. Most people know that a car needs to be serviced, they don't know a computer needs to be patched. I spent quite a while explaining to my cleaning person how it's possible for a computer just sitting on the internet to become infected w/ a virus/worm. This is your average person - they don't know what ports are or buffer overflow errors and they also don't know what a patch is or in many cases that they're free.

    15. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by Eristone · · Score: 1

      True, but the average person still watches or listens to the news and with the last Windows patch it was covered three ways to Sunday on the major networks and most news shows. CBS radio stations had Larry Magid explaining in layman's terms that if you log onto AOL or the Internet (he was specific in naming both) you need to do this patch thing. The local news stations also did more than a 30 second sound byte. And there was more than one news bit done on this specific patch - the first was when Microsoft released the April updates and the second was when Sasser started running rampant.

      Regarding average person - my mom falls under "average" - she called and asked what she should do when she heard about it on the news. Most of the "average" folk probably checked with their "computer literate" friend or family member when they heard "warning, new blah blah internet blah blah computer blah blah windows" It's the ones that don't even do that (either because they be so 31337 or they just don't care) which are at fault here. (and as an aside - completely forgot about those machines that are just out there running...)

    16. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      So yes, I do blame microsoft. One shouldn't have to constantly check symantec's web page just to keep your computer usable. Computers are appliances now. They should just work, dammit.

      Which is why they have Automatic Updates, which will automatically download and install patches as they are released.

    17. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Your parents have "know" idea how a computer works? "They're" computer got the Sasser worm?

      Learn to write, moron.

  40. Re:Obligatory... by xpulsar87x · · Score: 1

    Um, defintely not this one. This one, like the Sasser worm, exploits a buffer overflow problem in the LSASS service under Windows, which obviously has nothing to do with *nix.

    *nix is not invulnerable, no, but from what I know, far less exploits are around because of quality coding.

  41. Hmmm bandwidth eaters! by StarBar · · Score: 1
    ....I just wonder when all the Windows update patches downloaded over internet will consume more bandwidth than all the spammers together... *scratch* ...what's the difference anyway?

    [Just a friday nights thought]

  42. Gee by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing I'm not dumb enough to type anything important of my own on a Windows box. I guess if I'm infected at work, they'll get the company's code, and if I'm infected at home, they'll found out that I like to cast "Magic Missile" in conjunction with "Flamestrike" when facing strong magic users to disrupt their concentration then hit them with a heavy blast while my warriors move in for the kill.

    I'm sure that latter piece is exceptionally valuable information...

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    1. Re:Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good thing I'm not dumb enough to type anything important of my own on a Windows box.


      I'm not sure if you're joking, but the 15 gig parition is for winxp and games, while the other 105 gig is linux and apps to which I actually entrust financial data. Sad but true.
    2. Re:Gee by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I am absolutely not joking. I learned not to trust Windows through bitter experience long before I heard the mindless lindrones spewing nonsense here.

      I use BSD (and Linux) because I like them and I like having the ability to make them secure and I like the (intelligent portion of) the respective communities.

      I use Windows because I like to play games. Since I have no Online Games I play, I've even removed it from the Internet completely now. No reason to have a video game system on the 'net when you're only playing one-player games, now is there? Therefore... I trust Windows to be a video game system. Actually... if I cared enough, I'd back up all my save files and character data files because I don't even trust it to do that right, but I don't care enough to do that.

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  43. Re:Another? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    on 99% of users there's no reason for the ports to be open and having services on them ripe for exploitation.

    actually, if they advertise it as idiot proof and secure(even for idiots) it kind of becomes their problem.

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  44. Re:Obligatory... by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    That's a good point. I su pretty frequently actually and type it in when I install software and change settings and such. The main difference preventing a virus like this affecting me are:

    1. Such an exploit to get infected doesn't exist or hasn't been found on linux
    2. Hardware firewall should stop it
    3. I'd have to su to install it even if I did download it in an infected package. All though everything installed comes from source or rpms from mirror servers, so I trust them somewhat (more than kazaa on windows for that matter)

    But you're very correct, linux is not immune to viruses, but it's architecture makes it less susceptible.

  45. -1 Redunadnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. Re:Another? by Nuttles · · Score: 1

    It is microsoft's problem to have a reasonably secure system on their first release. If there were a few less leaks in the software, maybe people will be more apt to patch it.

    Nuttles

    -Christian and proud of it

  47. Finally name that can spread some fear! by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Korgo sounds so much better then sasser.
    Not quite fear-of-god inducing, but whatever.

  48. Re:Another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    % emerge $APP

    that's not too hard. :)

  49. Re:Another? by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is not Microsoft's responsibility to make sure you have installed the latest patches and are exercising proper precautions.

    This is a red herring. It is their responsibility to manufacture a product that, if used by an average person, can be maintained by an average person. There is absolutely nothing intuitve about the Windows patching regimen. If they simply pulled themselves out of the cave on this one issue, many /. people (esp folks who work in frontline tech support) would ease up on M$.

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  50. Re:Another? by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

    no but with all their cash they could make it a hell of a lot easier

    not to sound like a troll but i probably do: cron-apt beats windows update every way as you don't even have to click yes.

    I know public repo's are harder with proprietary soft but they could do it for windows and office but windowsupdate doesn't even offer office updates

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  51. Another New virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't someone come out with a virus that installs linux on you. then you wouldn't have to deal with the M$ B.S.!

  52. Re:Another? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
    At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?
    As soon as people get sick of using Microsoft as the subject of the two minute hate.
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  53. Re:Mongo by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Mongo just a pawn in game of life.

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  54. no update to get by jonathanduty · · Score: 1

    At 4:07EST my windows update did not show any updates that need to be installed. Where is everyone else getting their updates?

    1. Re:no update to get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a new virus, but the patch is the same old one as for the Sasser worm.

    2. Re:no update to get by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

      It came out in April. This article is really just overreaction.

  55. Re:Obligatory...substitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    linux is not immune to viruses, but it's _____________ makes it less susceptible.

    Substitute "lack of nerd points gained for cracking" or "obscurity" and you are spot on.

  56. Re:Obligatory... by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

    This is my opinion too.

    It might be harder to write a virus for linux (arguably, i don't know) but it still has to be possible to check for no-pwd sudo or keylogging for su + password and stuff like that.

    Even nothing prevents a spammy mailserver from running under a users account so at least it would work for a while

    Also, phoning home and taking over the maching using known kernel bugs and stuff should work too as there are plenty of linux servers out there still running the stock kernel it came with.

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  57. Re:I take care of the place while the master is aw by sammaffei · · Score: 1

    The master will not be pleased...

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  58. Virus? by Parsa · · Score: 0

    Everyone keeps calling this a virus. Technically isn't this a trojan?

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    1. Re:Virus? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      no, if it infects you just by your being connected, it's more of a worm. If it exploits and infects a legitimate email (attachment)/application/etc, it's a virus... if it pretends to be an application but also is something bad THAT'S a trojan.

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    2. Re:Virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's more of a worm


      But what if you put a Trojan on your worm? What then?
  59. Re:Another? by mr3038 · · Score: 1
    The patch is six weeks old. At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?

    It started to be Microsoft's problem when they decided that all those ports should be open by default. I think it ceases to be Microsoft's problem when they release a fix that disables those ports by default, as it seems clear that they are not going to make those services secure. I'm still trying to figure out how to close port 135 in Windows XP, but my Windows 2000 has zero open ports listening (netstat -a). Port 135 can be closed in Windows 2000 by running dcomcnfg.exe and removing check from "Enable Distributed COM on this computer" -- I mean, how many computers really need DCOM support? Why this isn't off by default? Anyhow, other ports can be closed by disabling unneeded services that are started by default.

    I'm still running my original W2K system without firewall with zero viruses this far; if I don't have any ports listening, the firewall wouldn't block anything anyway and if I made holes for the applications I want to run, the viruses could come through those holes so firewall wouldn't help in that case either.

    As for the application security, I don't use MSIE or Outlook...

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  60. Re:Another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realise that it's because of elitists like you that Slashdot gets trolled so heavily and righteously.
    Please die.

  61. Address Correction Requested by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0, Redundant
    "The keys are then sent back to the virus creator..."

    So... We should have no problem finding this person???

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  62. A good rule of thumb... by redwoodtree · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree with the original poster. Waiting a week and a half is totally useless is a corporate environment. It's kind of silly to wait a week and half, as everyone is doing this more and more basically you wind up finding all the same problems a week and a half later.

    You're assuming that someone out there in the world is going to install, test and have somewhat of a similiar environment to yours. In other words, you're hoping someone else will do the work for you.

    I think a better rule of thumb is to have a testing mechanism where you can install the patch, test it and then release it for yourself. Like the original poster says, use the IT dept as guinea pigs or whatever.

  63. F-secure by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Korgo in itself is not the problem, it is the backdoor that it installs. Korgo does not have a keylogger or anything else harmfull it. Through the backdoor the makers can download anything, including the keyloger that is stealing everyones bank info. Its all here: http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/

  64. The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a surprise it wasn't mentioned that this was patched months ago, right?

    This vulnerability is the LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability, already patched way back on April 13. Slashdot probably had at least two or three articles on it back then as well if you wanna do a search for "sasser."

    If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster, which was also already patched beforehand. Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...

    Just saying. How can one criticize their security if they won't apply their security patches? Almost all major software is gonna require a patch eventually. I don't get this steadfast need to avoid patching Windows boxes while freely recompiling Linux kernels on a whim for production servers when a minor point release comes out.

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    1. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by ack154 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Definitely +5 Insightful.

      But IMO, part of the problem is that these people are just "aware" that they have to do updates. I can't count the number of people I've told to go to WindowsUpdate to keep up to date and I get the most clueless looking face I've ever seen...

      I think Windows is at the very least, doing an admirable job of patching it's flaws, but you can't force people to update. It's another good step to include the Automatic Updating with Windows now, but it's not automatically turned on.

    2. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      I think Windows is at the very least, doing an admirable job of patching it's flaws, but you can't force people to update.

      Sure you can. Just write a virus that runs it. If it fails, have it wipe the hard drive.

      I'm not saying I think you SHOULD, but you CAN.

    3. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by foidulus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certain places can't just go and blindly patch. If you are running anything critical, you have to throroughly test the patch befor you apply it. If the patch brings down your application/business, then it might not be much worse than a virus. I don't know about Linux, but Microsoft has released some bad patches in the past(that would slow certain functions down to a crawl).
      For someone sitting at their pc, the risk of a patch is low, but some people cannot afford to risk their systems on haphazard patching.

    4. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      What a surprise it wasn't mentioned that this was patched months ago, right?

      Did you not notice that a link to the security update bulletin was provided? The Slashdot posting clearly indicates that Microsoft wants users to download the update. What more did you want?

      Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...

      While I won't deny that most folks look for any reason to bash Microsoft, neither this Slashdot posting nor the referenced article presented in an anti-MS tone. Nobody was complaining.

      If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster...

      One thing to keep in mind is that server patches for productive systems need to be carefully tested and downtime planned in advance. Two months for this is really not that unreasonable. I think someone else already posted that the patch for this virus (and SASSER) caused problems on some productive systems.

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    5. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      while you are right that Microsoft can't be blamed for not providing a patch in time, you could (rightly) ask why those ports were open in an operating system meant for non-technical users? For most users, you could probably block all incoming requests, and everything they use would keep working.

      You will notice that others (such as RedHat) receives some flames over this as well.

      Looking over the security advisories from the list you posted, I can see that the last relevant for me was in March. And that is only because I happen to host my own webpages, and thus uses apache. Remember that that those lists include martel-near-all software that runs in Linux. I remember scorched earth 3d in that list... not exactly a common program to use :)

      However, I understand you reaction. This board isn't exactly Microsoft-friendly. I myself loathe to use, maintain and administer windows, but as long as I am not actively hindered in avoiding this, I see no reason to hate all-things-Microsoft. Well, except when I am forced to use it (work) and it crashes on me. Again. I hate blue-screen-of-reboot, as it has become :-( Can't even do anything about it, the machine is locked down tight :-( :-(

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    6. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by martingunnarsson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most Windows viruses use security flaws patched many months before. I think automatic downloading and installation of patches should be mandatory for internet connected computers.

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    7. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by hendridm · · Score: 1

      I guess it comes down to target audience. Microsoft knows most of its target audience won't patch their systems, so they need to do something about it (ie, by default (with the option of disabling), be more bull-headed about requiring the user to install new updates). Fortunately, this seems to have been addresses in SP2 (it pisses and moans if there are new updates) and makes more user-friendly recommendations ala the Security Applet. About time.

      Linux users generally patch their own systems in a timely manner, or knows someone who set it up for them the right way.

    8. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      It's been tried before. Remember Nachi/Welchia? That only added to the congestion that the MyDoom worm caused.

    9. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by mpe · · Score: 1

      If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster, which was also already patched beforehand. Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...

      Windows is basically (deliberate) "sphagetti code", attempting to patch such a system can have all sorts of unforseen consequences. Let alone that the patch may not exactly be what Microsoft claims it is.

    10. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

      Love,
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    11. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by mce · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Who says that an unpatched system has be definition to be in the hands of an ignorant or incompetent sysadmin?

      What about those who just bought a new PC that was shipped at tha factory (just) prior to this patch becoming available? Who even guarantees that HP or Dell ship their boxes with the patch on it already?

      Or what about someone like me, who is about to reinstall the entire Winblows mess from scratch after a disk crash? Yes, this system had the patch installed within a day of the latter becoming available. But now it will (briefly) have to go onto the net without it.

    12. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can one critizize their security? Maybe because they leave such massive, gaping holes open in the first place?

      Oh, and learn to write English correctly, OCG. For someone who evidently spends every waking hour getting all cross on message boards (God only knows what your social life must be like), your language is very dire indeed.

    13. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My problem with this microsoft patch can be found in Microsofts Knowledge Base regarding this patch

      841382 Your Windows 2000-based computer stops responding, you cannot log on to Windows, or your CPU usage for the System process approaches 100 percent

      Don't believe me.

    14. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by jelle · · Score: 1

      If you haven't patched after two months, you've just been trying to keep the TCO of Windows low.

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    15. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by calethix · · Score: 1

      "Or what about someone like me, who is about to reinstall the entire Winblows mess from scratch after a disk crash?"

      I ran into that problem a while back when setting up a new computer at work. First thing I did was install all critical updates, then McAfee. By the time I finished that, McAfee popped up after a couple minutes saying that it was infected with something.

      The best solution (and yes I know this sounds bad) would probably be to download service packs/updates and burn them to a CD so you can install them before the computer is ever connected to the network.

      Assuming that's not an option, I guess turn on the XP firewall first and hope it works well enough to protect you.

      Incidentally, this was a new computer from Dell so I would say that's a no to the other question of whether they ship their boxes fully patched.

    16. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Automatic Update will be on by default, just wait for SP2.

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    17. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by sipy · · Score: 1

      This doesn't work - If I let my wife's computer download and install all patches that Microsoft deems "critical", I'd have removed a font that contains "inappropriate symbols" (gasp!), "updated" her CD player software to inform Microsoft about every single CD she plays (in their media player "upgrade"), downloaded the latest DRM which may prevent her from copying CD's she legally owns for use in the car (denying "fair use" per copyright law), installed "Active-X" updates - I refuse to let her run Active-X controls, period -, download "the latest .NET software" (aka passport & spyware), "update" my browser (Netscape) to add an MSN search toolbar, download updates that reset my DCOM settings (I turned them off using GRC's dcombobulator), re-enable network-based Plug-n-Pray, or download a driver for her networking card that disabled all networking!

      No, I don't think I just want to blindly load all patches that Microsoft thinks I need. If I did, we couldn't listen to our CD's, secure our home network, prevent worms from getting into our computers, or even use her computer at all.

      Nope, not gonna do it...

    18. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      while you are right that Microsoft can't be blamed for not providing a patch in time, you could (rightly) ask why those ports were open in an operating system meant for non-technical users?

      To make things simple for the home users who want to slap together a quicky home LAN with a hub and some NICs for file and printer sharing (just plug it all in and go).

      Don't forget the target audience here. These people wouldn't even know the word firewall, let alone how to configure one.

    19. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certain places can't just go and blindly patch. If you are running anything critical, you have to throroughly test the patch befor you apply it. If the patch brings down your application/business, then it might not be much worse than a virus. I don't know about Linux, but Microsoft has released some bad patches in the past(that would slow certain functions down to a crawl).

      So... you've done the proper thing and isolated them on their own LAN segment with a firewall blocking off the non-essential ports?

    20. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by bluGill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, except that some patches are known to break other programs. (generally badly programed software, but not always) They almost always require a reboot to install (forget about mission critical 24x7 servers). They don't always install correctly. (this last is my fault for running 2000 with "only" 64mg of ram, but what else can I do when a DIMM gets bad memory?)

      Thats ignoring new systems which don't come patched from the factory. The only [easy] way to get patched is to connect to the Internet where you will be infected before the patch can download.

    21. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      And if you're ONLY relying on Windows patches to protect your systems, then you get what you deserve.

      1. patch
      2. firewall everywhere (perimeter, servers, workstations)
      3. IDS and CHECK IT REGULARLY.

      Using this method, our IDS has turned into a nifty way of letting us know when an unpatched laptop hits our VPN...otherwise, it's pretty quiet.

      We've also got Windows 2000 Data Center. You're _not_permitted_ to muck around with Data Center, so you'd better have a pretty good infrastructure to protect it. (An 18 proc Unisys server could DOS a network pretty easy, ya think?)

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    22. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by MoZ-RedShirt · · Score: 1

      Certain places can't just go and blindly patch

      If your system is soooo precious that you can't apply a small patch, maybe you shouldn't let in run connected to the internet with all ports wide open without a firewal in front of it ...

      RedShirt

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    23. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, what if you dont agree to the eula? note the eula can and has changed

    24. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't get this steadfast need to avoid patching Windows boxes while freely recompiling Linux kernels on a whim for production servers when a minor point release comes out."

      If you think Linux users recompile kernels on live systems you must be very fucking stupid.We Patch vulnerabilities and don't need to recompile the kernels to do it.And yes I do bitch about Micro$oft Windoze a lot , You would too if you had to patch every workstation and server in your company every 2 weeks to fix vulnerabilities that are absolutely critical.This then results in a reboot which disrupts productivity and can damage installed applications.But I suppose you don' know that, consider this an education in systems management.

      At least if we were using Linux at my company I would have to patch so often and I certainly wouldn't need to REBOOT after patching.Oh and Linux is definitely a Superior OS to Windows in terms of Stability and Security. Why don't you bear that in mind when you get fucked over by the next virus in 2 weeks!

      Call me a Linux zealot if you like ,I don't care , I come from a windows computing background and the facts are obvious to me.

    25. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by The+Meshback · · Score: 1

      I agree that the grandparent post is right on, but the fact that you say,

      But IMO, part of the problem is that these people are just "aware" that they have to do updates. I can't count the number of people I've told to go to WindowsUpdate to keep up to date and I get the most clueless looking face I've ever seen...

      That is why this problem persists. Most people that currently use Linux realize that patches are needed, flaws are found. The fact that we use a different OS than Windows would confound most average users. If I installed Fedora on my parent's pc, they wouldn't realize that the red circle in the lower right corner meant they needed to download something--same as the notifications on their XP box they have now. All they want to do is surf the web and get email. You wouldn't expect to buy a microwave and then a week later take it back to the store for an 'update'. Or buy a new TV and once a month click on an 'Update' button on your remote.

      The point I'm trying to make is that the average user expects their computer to work just like any other household item. You buy it at the store, you plug in a few things, it works and you don't worry about it. I know what you're saying about the average user giving you a blank stare when you mention Windows Update, but it takes me 2 minutes to tell them how to check for updates and download critical ones.

      I'm not bashing your post, I'm just further illustrating that the reason for this is that the user has this mindset is that that's what they expect. Unless an OS comes out that is so stable that an update is never needed (don't give me a bunch of Debian or Mac rhetoric), it's just not going to happen.

      Just my thoughts.

    26. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by ack154 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with what you're saying, and that's part of what my post was talking about. They just don't know (or expect) that it needs to be updated. No matter how much "publicity" MS tries to create about this stuff, or no matter how many viruses fly around the internet, there are still so many people that just don't update their machines, that it will remain a huge issue.

      And someone else mentioned in another reply that SP2 will turn on Automatic Updating for them - I had heard of this, but didn't want to mention it b/c I wasn't sure if it did or not.

      Some of this backfires too though. There are people that do realize they may need updates, but then, they get the infamous popups from websites saying some update for so-and-so program is available and "really important" and all this jazz, when really it's just installing spyware on their machine. I've seen this many times in just the past week. "Well, this popup came and said I had to install this search thing to update my system"...

      What it comes down to, is that people need to be educated on updating their systems - whether it be WindowsUpdate, Automatic Updates, or what have you. But also, they have to be even more educated on what is safe to download/update and what is not (eg. non MS popup type of stuff).

      Obviously, the work is cut out for all of us. Especially those of us in some form of IT that have to help clean these things up and protect the users.

    27. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      It's been tried before. Remember Nachi/Welchia? That only added to the congestion that the MyDoom worm caused.

      That was due to a design flaw. A bug in one example of a program isn't proof it can't be written.

      And I remember it well. I can't ping my damn servers for troubleshooting to this day because of it.

  65. Re:Another? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    It IS Microsofts problem that after infection the system has no defences and so goes on to infect other computers.

    You need to seperate priviledges and not trust data from untrusted external sources.

  66. Bill Gates shows the way... by rh005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    of how to protect your computer ;)

  67. This just in... Press release by Korgo team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your keystrokes are belong to us!

  68. Re:Another? by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    Come on it is called /. for a reason, since when did this site become c:\

    Actually, I thought the name came from URS:

    "Aich Tee Tee Pee Colon Slash Slash Slashdot Dot Org".

    Kind of comical, I think, was the reason, not anything UNIXy or so I was told.

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  69. Off-topic punctuation nitpick by kelzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    The virus named, Korgo, started showing up . . .

    A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

    "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

    "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

    The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

    "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

    I highly recommend that the submitter (Anonymous User) immediately head over to his/her favorite online book retailer and purchase Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

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    1. Re:Off-topic punctuation nitpick by Ambush · · Score: 1
      And for the Australians in the audience; let's not forget the wombat which 'eats roots and leaves'.

      /me sighs

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    2. Re: Off-topic punctuation nitpick by gidds · · Score: 2
      Some of us do care. Some of us find some posts annoyingly hard to understand, due to bad grammar, spelling, &c.

      (Some of us would have properly capitalised 'English', too...)

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    3. Re:Off-topic punctuation nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one. but i'm an American, we also know what root is slang for ;).

    4. Re:Off-topic punctuation nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Randy little buggers, aren't they?

    5. Re:Off-topic punctuation nitpick by BCW2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Slashdot is not english class and you are not my mommy. So take your mod points and stick them you your cowardly faggot ass.

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  70. Routers and NAT by phorm · · Score: 1

    I have to ask this question: Will these and other instavirii (such as the windows RPC worms) affect machines behind a router. I've been using a linux/iptables based firewall at home and work for some time - so far no problems at all with these virii. I'm assuming that most need a live IP to connect to, or failing that a file/webpage to infect from - and thus will not be able to infect NAT'ed connections.

    Really, not everyone can make their own linux firewall (or switch to a linux-based OS), but I think that I've seen routers for as cheap as $50CAD. How many people out there are getting hit by these viruses, paying tons of $$$ for repair, but not installing a router?

    Anyone out there been infected through a router (on machines that aren't in the DMZ etc)?

    1. Re:Routers and NAT by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

      Will these and other instavirii (such as the windows RPC worms) affect machines behind a router.

      If it's not on the same physical subnet as you, it's behind a router.

      NAT does not add protection, nor does your router. Your firewall adds protection. Your firewall *may* NAT, but it's not the NAT that's protecting you. A mostly-closed ingress firewall policy provides you exactly as much protection with exactly as much effort. With egress filtering, you also prevent your computer from reporting those keystrokes back to the author (which your NAT will not in any way help you with).

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    2. Re:Routers and NAT by phorm · · Score: 1

      I meant router as in personal routing/protection appliance which NATs an internet connection to local IPs (as opposed to the Cisco/gateway type router which I believe is the type you are thinking of).

      I think that in many cases a standard NAT policy is to let:

      a) All out
      b) Related in

      Meaning that the virus won't be able to contact your machine in the first place, as it has not established an outbound connection with the infecting machine.

      For example, when I go to visit a site:

      -http request send to 66.35.250.150 on port 80
      -Firewall allows related connections from 66.35.250.150 back.

      If your local machine IP is 192.168.253.4, and your router is accepting connections from the internet on 233.232.231.230 - unrelated connections not implicitely allowed will NOT get in.

    3. Re:Routers and NAT by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

      The answer to your question is no, machines behind a standard linksys/D-link or whatever "home" router will not be affected.

      On their default settings, these routers will block this type of trojan. Of course, more advanced protection requires a more advanced configuration of your router, but right out of the box you are generally safe.

      Of course, keeping your PC up to date would do the same thing for free, and XP has a built in firewall that's good enough for most, so you don't really need a router at all.

    4. Re:Routers and NAT by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      NAT does not add protection, nor does your router.

      Yes it does. NAT stops anything on the other (non-NATed) side of the NAT device connecting to machines on the NATed side (assuming no port forwarding). It's not perfect or complete, but it is *some* protection (and probably enough for the average home network).

      Unless someone can fiddle the upstream routing, of course, but I hope we can agree that's a fairly unlikely scenario.

  71. Hence Windows Update by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a fact of life that Microsoft is going to have to own up to if they want to stay on top. They raised the beast, now they need to teach it the rules.

    Which is why the Windows Update configuration prompt absolutely will not go away until you tell it what you want Windows to do about Critical Updates. I've seen Slashdotters complain about how XP "nags" you about things when you first run it, but it's the smartest thing to do. And if you tell it not to download any patches or not even tell you about them...you know where the fault lies. One can rightfully criticize Microsoft for missing the flaw in their original software testing, but at some point, personal responsibility comes into play. This was patched way back on April 13th!

    Installing security patches is just a fact of life for absolutely any major operating system, Linux included. Distros release security advisories all the time. This isn't a criticism of any specific company. You know where the real blame lies--on the mouthbreather morons who think it's cool to dick with people's computers to begin with.

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    1. Re:Hence Windows Update by winwar · · Score: 1

      Yes and I'm sure its real fun to download large patches (this one is 2647 KB) over a modem. Maybe over a modem that can only do about say, 14.4 kbs, due to line conditions. These do exist, you know... Granted, they won't be bothering anyone else if they are compromised.
      Sure the jerk who created/exploited the problem has the ultimate blame. But you can't exploit a hole that isn't there. And Microsoft has a lot of holes, with a poor patch process-large patches and/or patches that seem to break things... In any case, why can't you get an up to date patch CD monthly, if not weekly, if you choose? This would seem to fix pretty much all of the problems. The only two reasons I can think of: it would cost MS money (sorry we are too busy building expensive insecure software) and/or they are incompetent (see previous comment).

  72. computer maintenance by bob_jenkins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people who have computers use them as one tool among many. They don't have to maintain their phone weekly or even monthly, or their hammers, or their sofas. Smoke alarms are supposed to be tested once a month, but who does that?

    I have a lot of relatives who used to use computers but have mostly given up on them. What with spam, and viruses, and worms, and trojans, and spyware, I can't blame them. Unless they give you a whole lot in return, they're not worth the hassle.

  73. The Haunting Torgo's Theme by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    Manos, The Hands of Fate: truly a great Mysting of a horrible, horrible film. And Torgo was, after all, a monster(?)

  74. Automatic Updates by bdigit · · Score: 1

    I dont ever check for updates! yes that's right i am insane.... or I just use MS's automatic update that I have scheduled to alert me whenever a critical patch is available, and it will download it and let me know when it's ready to install. On my machines that I am not always in front of I have automatic updates set to download and install automatically. Keeping up to date with patches with windows can be a simple set and forget thing.

    1. Re:Automatic Updates by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, but I've been bitten one too many times by having some update break something on a client or a server... Your point it valid though. I guess since its my choice, I shouldn't whine so much. *grin*

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    2. Re:Automatic Updates by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      Do you also get automatic updates for all your programs, so that when the OS patch breaks them, they are automatically fixed?

      Really, a lot of these patches flub duck something and I have to go hunt for Application updates.

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    3. Re:Automatic Updates by adamgeek · · Score: 1

      honestly, i always hear how "crappy" the patches are, and how they break all these machines. and i am sure, on a network of say, 10000 machines, you would probably have an acceptable level of attrition no matter what (i.e. 5 machines, or .05% incompatibility).. or perhaps, look at it from a standpoint that .05% of programs used may not be compatible with the patch (which might mean 1 program that is installed on all 10000 machines if you're unlucky), but from a personal computing standpoint (and the small office
      how often does this [broken machines due to MS patch] REALLY happen? i dislike MS (sometimes) as much as the next guy, but a lot of the time i think stuff that people say can be as much propaganda as it is truth.

    4. Re:Automatic Updates by adamgeek · · Score: 1

      DOH. used a carat in my post (didn't realize /. failed to parse them into plaintext). real post here:

      honestly, i always hear how "crappy" the patches are, and how they break all these machines. and i am sure, on a network of say, 10000 machines, you would probably have an acceptable level of attrition no matter what (i.e. 5 machines, or .05% incompatibility).. or perhaps, look at it from a standpoint that .05% of programs used may not be compatible with the patch (which might mean 1 program that is installed on all 10000 machines if you're unlucky), but from a personal computing standpoint (and the small office networks (less than 100 pc's)m i generally deal with) i have never seen a machine get hosed.

      how often does this [broken machines due to MS patch] REALLY happen? i dislike MS (sometimes) as much as the next guy, but a lot of the time i think stuff that people say can be as much propaganda as it is truth.

    5. Re:Automatic Updates by oshy · · Score: 1

      Fine if its just a statistical problem of how many die. I had a machine die on one update. Its sitting at the side somewhere as it needs a full reinstall after a few things went wrong as a result.

      Cost me a day to set up another PC with the software I needed. Still to repair the PC thats dead. Worked extra hours and sacrifificed personal life as a result of an update.
      Bit too high a price for me

  75. THANK GOD! by mythosaz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thank goodness you can download critical updates manually regardless of your key. *whew*

  76. remember that this problem might also hurt putty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you like using putty to access your computer remotely, keyloggers might be able to pick up your passwords this way. Time to think up new forms of security, *sigh*

  77. Re:Another? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

    "The patch is six weeks old. At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?"

    So you buy a $300 operating system, and it won't even run for 6 weeks without developing a security problem?

  78. "Invente" Dameon? (was Re:Advisory) by adavies42 · · Score: 0

    > 3067 seems invented

    Am I the only person who tried to parse that as invente-d (ie a daemon called "invente")?

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  79. Worm victims urged to cancel their credit cards by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    Some users may not have been able to take advantage of the patch issued in April because of problems it can cause. Users who find their computers infected by it are actually being advised to cancel their credit cards. Presumably, users who were unable to install the patch may have no choice.

  80. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by Tenareth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, and the 011 patch also killed about 5% of the machines it was installed on before the May 4 update. Now it only kills about 1%, or about 100 machines in our case. Not to mention the several apps it killed.

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  81. Issued two months ago--why was that not mentioned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, that's right, this place has a complete anti-Microsoft agenda, despite security holes buffer overruns in Linux distributions announced weekly.

  82. Alternative to MS Patches by Breccia · · Score: 1

    For the past year, after our last round of MS Windows re-installs, I added a great firewll between our LAN and the Internet (Kerio WinRoute Pro) running solo on a retired dual Pentium server box. At the same time, we stopped installing all MS security patches. W2K and XP are now stable and re-installs are few, if any. At the same time, we do keep Norton anti-virus installed and up-to-date to catch those pesky e-mail pests. A friend suggested this approach to virus protection and it seems to work so far!

    1. Re:Alternative to MS Patches by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

      At the same time, we stopped installing all MS security patches.

      Not to be rude, but why in the living fuck would you do such a stupid thing?

      Is there something evil about keeing your PC up to date? Or are you just too cheap to pay for licences?

  83. Re:Another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Careful though, this is an lsass exploit, it goes through port 445, not 135.

  84. 835732 breaks it, 841382 fixes - IF YOU CAN GET IT by neonfrog · · Score: 1
    So after encountering this problem I cannot, as a normal user with an OEM Product ID actually get the fix from Microsoft. I jumped through all their hoops (Contact Microsoft, get a .NET Passport, etc.) but since the letters OEM are in my Product ID I'm screwed. Called my normal computer resource and they have all OEM copies, too. SO if you bought a PC from an online retailer that installed an OEM copy (like they're supposed to) you have to get the fix from them -- but they probably can't get it either.

    Even better is the fact that two PCs with identical hardware and configurations MIGHT react differently to the original patch so you can't use a safety PC and pre-test a roll-out. Grrr.

    They make a patch
    to fix a hole
    which breaks something else
    which requires you belong to a special club
    that paid more than I did
    and somehow knew they'd get better treatment (that wasn't clear in my "discount")
    to get the NEXT fix
    AFTER they said they'd patch even stolen copies of their product.

    Where is my motivation to play by the rules, which I did and am screwed?

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  85. Re:I take care of the place while the master is aw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh what does the master approve?"

  86. Korgo definition by jmrobinson · · Score: 0

    kor'go n. One reason US IT work will never be completely outsourced to the rest of the world.
    see also: job security

  87. Re:Obligatory... by r00tdenied · · Score: 1

    I think his point is, if you are on an infected windows box and ssh or telnet into a *nix machine it will keylog the user name and password typed in for that session. Not that Korgo can infect *nix machines as well. . .

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  88. Ob:M$Bash by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "You can't fool me!
    It's fixes all the way down!"

    WTF is taco doing to destroy the formatting now?!!!

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  89. That's not the case at all. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    It's not that the people at Microsoft are making assumptions, it's just that they never thought of the problem in the first place. When buffer overrun exploits first came out, they concept probably never occured to the guys who wrote the OS.

    "Okay, if we wait for an INT, and we get a 2MB file instead that writes over the software, then we might have a problem."

    I realize that current exploits are more sophiticated than that, but the general idea is there - the folks writing the software simply didn't think of the problem. Further, there isn't enough time to test all the software perfectly. There never is for the public. If you want crash-proof or military grade software, you're going to have to run something really expensive. (I'm not going to pull a number out of my butt.)

    Why doesn't Linux have the same vunerabilites? I guarantee that it does, but there aren't enough users to justify the expense, especially if you consider:

    1. Linux users are more likely to understand the concepts of virus transmission and are thus more likely to discard suspicious emails and surf smart.

    2. There are lots of XP home computers with broadband that never get turned off. Why come up with a new hack when you can use the one from last month?

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    1. Re:That's not the case at all. by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      actually, with regard with buffer overruns, it has to do with the lack of index/range/etc. checking. They assumed that it wasn't necessary as they thought in an ideal world, it's not going to be an issue.

      Also in a stand point of performance too as range checking does take some cycles.
      Of course, instead of using the typical "if x is greater than this, then do this" and "if x is less than this, then do this", you can implement it using just one check with a mask. For example, if your range is 0-15 (aka a nibble or 4 bits), you can mask out (0xfff0 for 16bit numbers or 0xfffffff0 for 32bit and so on) then check if the result is not 0 (which is very fast on modern computers, even those for game consoles as MIPS has a register that's always zero ($zero). (typically, most game consoles use a version of MIPS with the exception of the xbox, which is ~x86).
      And in some cases, you can do the checking out of the loop so it's only done once per whatever (as opposed to doing it many, many times per whatever).

      Furthermore, a lot of buffer sizes are a power of 2 (or somewhere close to that; (2^x)-1, etc.) so implementing it isn't too hard.

      Heck, in some cases, it can be implemented in hardware for security reasons. (of course, if that was the case with the xbox, then ppl wouldn't be able to use the 007 saved game exploit to run code to then reflash the xbox bios with a more linux friendly crom bios)

  90. Well crap. by Anhaedra · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, I must keep certain ports open in order to run eMule properly. I guess I'll go download that patch now.

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  91. *yawn* huh, what? worm? Another one? oh. No worry. by gfecyk · · Score: 1

    Yes Ms Client, we're safe from it.
    Yes ma'am, I know we haven't patched your machines.
    Yes ma'am, that's why we spent the $350 on that Snapgear box.
    No ma'am, we don't need to update our anti-virus software just yet.
    No ma'am, I took McAfee off because it wasn't stopping them fast enough. And it caused the machines to freeze anyway.
    Yes ma'am, we're saving $69.00/year/machine now.
    No ma'am, we dont need to update Outlook, it's catching them just fine by itself.
    No ma'am, I won't charge you for this service call - I didn't have to do anything.
    Yes ma'am, please recommend my firm to your colleages.

    --
    Use Evolution instead of Outlook? Bewa
  92. any laptops brought in from home? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    This can really kick your ass.

    Also - if/when you reboot the firewall, does it pass traffic before loading the firewall rules?

    Yikes!

  93. are there girls there? i wanna do them. by adamgeek · · Score: 1

    i'm attacking the darkness!

  94. Gotta love a dual-boot system by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    The only time I use the 2K side is for software only available to run on Windows. Most of that does not require internet access, so I unplug the network card. Hmm, nary a bug nor virus finds my system - pathched or not.

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    I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
  95. Gotta love Linux by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    And thats all I have to say about that...

  96. short lived? by abertoll · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The keys are then sent back to the virus creator"

    I've always wondered about this sort of thing... doesn't that make the creator pretty easy to catch?

    --
    "he drew his sword Ringil that glittered like ice... and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds..."
    1. Re:short lived? by Animats · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You'd think that the FBI could divert some of those 200 agents in the Baltimore office who work child pornography to tracking this down. Put in a few credit card numbers and wait for the first transactions that use them. Then pounce.

    2. Re:short lived? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      could they use some proxy or anonymous redirector to mask their identity?

    3. Re:short lived? by /dev/trash · · Score: 0, Troll

      Unless he lives in China.

  97. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Hybby · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While Linux does have a lot of security holes if you don't know how to use it, Windows is obviously a larger target to hit and to complain about, because it is the main operating system that people use.

    The more popular you are, the larger a target you will be. If/when Linux does become a very high end,, and popular desktop OS, then it will come under a higher security inspection.

  98. The difference between the two versions... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    (that is, XP Professional Corporate, otherwise known as "Volume Licensed" and XP Professional Dumbass edition) is the product ID string in the i386/setupp.ini file on the CD.

    That's the only file that's at all different between both editions. So just copy the CD to the HD, change the line in that file that reads
    Pid=XXXXXYYY (where XXXXX is the first five digits, and YYY is the last three) to
    PID=XXXXX270 (so we are keeping the first five digits, and changing the last 3 to "270")

    Also, make sure to call the Volume Label "WXPVOL_EN".

    Burn, insert, reboot. When you are asked to enter a product key, use any old XP volume license key you can find: from your employer (good idea) or that keygen util that's floating around (not a good idea unless you've paid for a copy of XP) or whatever.

    Finish the install, and presto! No product activation.
    Ever.

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  99. Re:Another? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    It's AUTOMATIC. How much more intuitive does it get? Users simply don't care, as they can't make the mental connection between those updates (even though they are SECURITY UPDATES) and staying virus free

    --
    If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  100. Acronym Fun by OrbNobz · · Score: 1

    Keyboard Output Really Goes Out
    Keys Outbound, Right Guys? OK!
    Klearly Operators Remotely Grep Output
    Korgo Often Reach Gigabit Outbound
    Korgo Open Recursive Guideline Only
    Keep Out Reeking Girls, Obviously
    Klick Obligatory Reference Gingerly Online
    Kontact:Olsen.Riley@Geek.Org
    Kan't Open Right Game, Ollie!
    Korba Orb::Remotely Granted Orb
    Korgo Owner = Rotund Guy -> Ontario
    Klean Off Rich Golden Ore
    Krap! anOther vulneRbility Got nOticed!

    - OrbNobz
    My favorite:
    -----------------
    Kelly, help me name my worm.
    Ok.
    Right. How about "Wormy"?
    Gah! Are you nuts?
    Oh, nevermind. I see it now...

  101. Yay! by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Now we can all talk about how our favorite operating system would NEVER have something like this happen! I love this site!

  102. Good idea would be... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    to embed the algorithm for generating email addresses into the virus. Use an internal PRNG seeded by the netblock to generate an email address based on a short set of words followed by a 2 digit number (to come up with things like billyballer99), at hotmail or wherever. Increment the seed for the PRNG a few times, generate more addresses. Email results to ALL addresses generated, perhaps at random intervals.

    The pattern of addresses is random, but re-creatable per initial netblock. The virus writer could pick a target netblock, then register any of the possible email addresses. Then wait for the results to come in, then abandon the account.

    The people analyzing the virus would have to disassemble the code to recreate the algorithm for picking addresses, which would slow the ability to identify a purpetrator: plus anyone who happens to lurk at the other end of one of the drops could be an "innocent bystander".

    It's good if the virus accidentally emails real people with the stolen information because of the randomized algorithm. Creates plausible deniability.

    (perhaps the word list and scheme is based on real email addresses scraped from the web)

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  103. PC = Appliance? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    "Like it or not, they want their PC to work like their television"

    IBM and Microsoft are mainly to blame for starting the marketing line that PCs are just souped-up appliances ("Buy a computer as a Christmas gift!"). This is why people with barely any computer know-how buy them and end up frustrated or with a corrupted machine.

    If PCs were designed with limited capabilities like a game console this wouldn't be as much of a problem, but then again PCs wouldn't be as useful.

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  104. Re:835732 breaks it, 841382 fixes - IF YOU CAN GET by mpe · · Score: 1

    So after encountering this problem I cannot, as a normal user with an OEM Product ID actually get the fix from Microsoft. I jumped through all their hoops (Contact Microsoft, get a .NET Passport, etc.) but since the letters OEM are in my Product ID I'm screwed.

    Microsoft have been doing this kind of thing for years. Being selective about what patches they make easily available. I'm not sure the fixed version of MSNP32.DLL for 9x ever make it onto Windows Update...

  105. Not Fear... by rattler14 · · Score: 1

    ... but rather embrace and extend.

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    my last sig was too controversial... now, a new and improved useless sig!
  106. When blame user by symbolset · · Score: 1

    When the patches can be trusted to not break other stuff.

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    Help stamp out iliturcy.
  107. Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? Not Always! by JThundley · · Score: 1

    Not always true

    I'm having a similar problem on my gaming machine where it says that two updates were applied, but each time I go to windows update, the same two are there again. What disgusts me even more is that they are for Internet Exploder and Outlook Express, two programs that I abhor and avoid like the plague. I messed with the permissions so that nobody on my computer can access outlook, but the patch details claim that one is vulnerable even if you don't use IE or Outlook.

  108. mod parent up by Artifex · · Score: 1
    Flexible response would be the ideal: maybe you can avoid the problem with less collateral damage by, say, turning off ports than by installing new software on production machines.


    I don't see why people can whine about not being able to patch productions, and them being vulnerable, when they don't bother to turn off unnecessary ports dedicated to unnecessary services, and especially don't turn off those unnecessary services. You can turn off services while a machine is running, and if they're not necessary, nothing bad should happen to the machine.

    As far as the "new computer" question goes, duh, don't connect it to the internet until you turn off the services and ports, and then put it behind a firewall, if you have one. I can see how a newbie buying a machine from WalMart or Best Buy might not know this, but people here shouldn't resort to the same complaints. This goes for ANY operating system you install on any platform, of course, not just x86 MS Windows.
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    Get off my launchpad!
  109. As a Graphic Designer.... by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

    The log will be all ctrl this and ctrl that!!! Bring it on!

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    Huh?
  110. Re:Hmmm.... Don't count on router stopping worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't count on the router to stop the worm. I run a Linksys at home. When Naichi came out, I didn't patch my computers smug that I would block the worm at the router. WRONG! I got hammered.

  111. so how's about ... by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Use the software firewall that comes w/ the OS when you do this kind of thing?

    Ducking Fuh.
    -- RLJ

  112. What didn't they report? by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was pretty easy to see from the story that a patch existed and by following the links that it was the same fix as for sasser...

    If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster, which was also already patched beforehand.

    You mean the same as my parents, who until after the Sasser outbreak still had dial-up that refused to connect at 28.8K and found the experience of endlessly downloading patches at a snails pace frustrating at best and impossible at worst? Or like my sister, who bought a new machine with XP factory-installed without the patch released mere days before she purchased the PC and had her computer explioted by the virus literally WITHIN FIVE MINUTES of connecting it to her cable internet?

    So many of us slashdot nerds (not to mention Microsoft employees) forget that not everyone has high-speed Internet and is so tech-savvy that they know to plug certain holes, stop certain services, install a firewall and whatever before even going on-line. Nor are there a lot of people willing to put up with all that crap just so they can compute safely.

    Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...

    Do you even READ the "Linux" advisories? How often do they involve the kernel or critical system components? I see lots of stuff for mail servers, web servers, window managers and so on but nothing for the kernel, filesystem, anything in binutils. Also, how many are remote system vulnerabilities (that is, a person without physical access to the console can obtain root access)? Quite often the risk is limited because full root access is not possible or you require console access, or you have to be running an oddball setup, or exploiting the vulnerability takes some skill.

    Contrast with Windows. Blaster and Welchia exploited a DCOM vulnerability with a core component of the OS. Sasser the same thing a few months later. Now this one. All of them could infect a vulnerable PC merely by having them connected to the internet and having a complete moron run set it free to scan the world.

    And it's a big deal because it's a PAIN IN THE ASS...it's not like Microsoft runs TV Public service announcements all over the world every time a patch is released, or to educate the uninformed on the importance of running windows update regularly. Oh and by the way, the "tiny executables" can take over an hour just to download one over dialup on a noisy country telephone line. Oh yeah, IT people get a little pissed off when they have come in on a weekend to patch a critical application server because the "tiny little executable" often requires a reboot and subsequent disruption in service. Not so with almost all the "Linux" patches.

    How can one criticize their security if they won't apply their security patches? Almost all major software is gonna require a patch eventually.

    Easy. I just did above. And yes, software will never be perfect, but eventually shouldn't mean the SAME issues coming up MONTH after MONTH, with new bugs found every time, and fixes for old bugs breaking other things. It's a damn good thing MS and other software vendors don't make a lot of other products. Could you imagine...

    *Having to wait in line every month to perform an "engine update" on your car?

    *Burning your potroast because a script-kiddie hacked into your oven and set the temperature to 500 degrees?

    *Having to mop up the bathroom because your toilet experienced a "buffer overflow" yet again?

    *Missing the playoff winning goal because your TV was infested with malware that decided this was the perfect time to launch into an ad for an animal-porn reality TV series?

    Somehow, users seem to have the blame pinned on t

    1. Re:What didn't they report? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2, Funny
      *Having to mop up the bathroom because your toilet experienced a "buffer overflow" yet again?

      I had to deal with this not long ago. I just thought it was bad plumbing, but now I know it's those damn 133t 5kR1p7 k1dd13 h4x0rs again! If only American Standard didn't make such an insecure product! Anyone, absolutely anyone in the house, can just go into the bathroom and leave any kind of shit they want in my toilet and there's not a single security feature to stop them!

      And does AS ever release security patches? Noooooo!

      --
      And the brethren went away edified.
    2. Re:What didn't they report? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's why there are so many third party patches, available at Coast to Coast, Ace Hardware, and even mass-market outlets like Lowe's. They function a lot like a firewall for your bathroom. I believe they're called "door locks".

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:What didn't they report? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      We've got those. Trouble is they're only really effective while someone's logged on. If no one's using the toilet you can't have the DoorLock firewall running without preventing authorized users' speedy access, and that causes even more disturbing system failures.

      --
      And the brethren went away edified.
    4. Re:What didn't they report? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Yes, that could be a problem. But you could provide a backup system. I think you can get one from Andy Gump.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    5. Re:What didn't they report? by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      Somehow, users seem to have the blame pinned on them instead of developers. This seems unique to the software industry--even the auto industry has more clue.

      I agree to a point. If a flaw in an automobile caused some sort of problem the manufacturer is certainly responsible regardless of what the driver may have done to trigger the problem.

      However, there's also more responsibility required of the user (driver). I don't think computing should require a license or anything like that, but you don't drive a car unless you know what you're doing. There are many basic rules you have to learn.

      PC users don't want to learn things like software updating, firewalls, what file types not to accept via email, etc. Just like many drivers choose not to learn (or blatantly ignore?) things like "keep right except to pass", or that the center turn lane is NOT a merge lane...

      --
      NGWave - Fast Sound Editor for Windows
    6. Re:What didn't they report? by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      I agree...my argument is that there is an appropriate balance and Microsoft (and many software companies) aren't there yet. I don't think users SHOULD have to worry about software updating to the dregree they have to now. Nor should it be required to worry so much about firewalls.

      The types of things users should have to worry about are things like "don't open executable attachments from strangers" and the like. Right now, if you buy a BRAND NEW computer and plug it right into a cable modem you can almost count on getting Sasser or Korgo within minutes. You have to make sure certain services are off, you have a firewall of some kind, etc before even THINKING of connecting the ethernet cable to your PC. That's not acceptable.

      To use the well-worn car analogy, when you buy a car now, the most you are told to do is drive easy during the break-in period (and with today's cars you really don't have to worry about that). The "Microsoft car" would be sold to you with an empty fuel tank and no oil, coolant and break fluid ant the tires might even be flat. Furthermore, there would be a factory defect in the antilock breaking system and it would be YOUR responsibility to check to see if it was repaired and make arrangement with the dealer to fix it.

      Nothing is perfect of course, but when it comes to computer software, we are stuck with a pretty lousy way of dealing with imperfections.

  113. Re:Hmmm.... Don't count on router stopping worms by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Informative


    Routers won't help with email-borne issues. It will only stop a remote-connect worm from getting through.

  114. Re:Another? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    It is their responsibility to manufacture a product that, if used by an average person, can be maintained by an average person.

    I assume you apply this same standard to Linux installations as well?

  115. How about the people you ran over ? by Valluvan · · Score: 1

    How about the people you ran over on the street with your stolen car that caught fire ? Who is responsible for their loss? Who should be?

    There's something called englightened self-interest you know. Help others to help yourself - even if the other guy has stolen from you. Someday he may have a change of heart and buy from you. If you have enough cash maybe you can afford to do this. Micro$oft has enough cash.

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    Science as a way of life.
  116. Re:I take care of the place while the master is aw by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


    I thought they were talking about an out of work web administrator named Torg.

  117. joe six pack makes a comment by louden+obscure · · Score: 1

    so once i overcame the dreaded learning curve of running *nix (now debian/sid doesn't scare me too much, jeeze, i can roll my own kernel from source, currently my desktop is running 2.6.6), everything i learn is stuff i can use. it made more sense to me than to learn something i can use than to constantly reglaze windows. i have no virus or worm worries to speak of with my debian/sid OS. free speech is good, free beer is better as long as it's good quality.

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    Serenity now, insanity later.
  118. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good of you to propagate this idea, except it doesn't hold water. May I draw your attention to the Apache web server vs. IIS.

    Windows is indeed a larger target, but the fact that Windows gets hit more often is its the easier of the two, virus writers are just like the rest of us, lazy. These flaws in Linux differ from those in Windows in that its so much easer to exploit the Windows ones.

    Windows has a larger attack area, but whomever is the first to successfully attack and damage Linux in the same way is going to go down in history, whereas who cares about who writes these, there's no skill involved.

    --
    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  119. Re:Hmmm.... mine works fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So use a corporate key, not the "WIN XP VALID KEY LOL HAX0R.txt" you found on Kazaa...

    I've been using pirated win XP for two years with no hassle. In fact, I've generated keys for friends/family many times, all of which have also had no problems whatsoever.

  120. Maybe Microsoft should hire the virus writers. by rspress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They seem to code better and faster than Microsofts own people. Plus they know something about security, which seems to be lacking in Redmond.

    If SP2 does not fix these holes like Microsoft claims it will then they should be libel for the money that business lose due to badly written software. Microsoft needs to change the way it updates its software. Instead of releasing a service pack and charging for it when it does come out they should step to releases every month or two, like the way OS X does.

    As a matter of fact Microsoft seems to be in the same state Apple was in before Jobs came back. Lost and clueless developing products that they were not good at and had a directionless system software development. This far into WindowsXP MS should have had nearly all of the framework for longhorn laid out and most of the coding done, yet we hear of announced features being dropped because it won't meet their deadline which is two years off. Something is wrong in Redmond and now is the time for Linux and OS X take advantage of it, if they don't do it now they may not have another chance. Unless of course longhorn is the worst mistake they have ever made.

  121. "Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus" by bfg9000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus" screams the headline, reading not so much like news as just another WindowsXP sales pitch. Yes, it's true -- Windows users DO fear the Korgo virus, while the insignificant and ostracized Mac and Linux users of the world are left, yet again, fearing only the sheer and utter BOREDOM of not having any viruses or trojans to fix due to their curious choice of OS. In the area of viruses, trojans, and worms, Linux and the Mac really do stand out as being "second class citizens", trapped in a virus-free ghetto with no salvation in sight. The discrepancy is so obvious, the ultra-competitive Microsoft doesn't even feel the need to buy themselves an Official Gartner Group Research Study to prove that Windows is light-years ahead in this area. Even the most staunch Linux or Mac advocate is forced to admit it -- off the record, of course. Virus writers, known to be excellent coders who take pride in their tight, bugfree code, have overwhelmingly standardized on Microsoft Windows as their targeted system of choice in the deployment of their ongoing suite of virus applications.

    And it doesn't look like the situation is going to get better any time soon.

    One bearded Linux coder, who refused to be identified publicly, confessed "we just don't have the selection -- or quality -- of viruses on our platform that is available to Windows users free of charge. And it's tearing us up inside knowing that the battle is over, and Microsoft has clearly won." Similarly, a guy with an Apple logo shaved into the back of his head admitted the following once we turned off the cameras. "I don't mean to break ranks and insult our software selection," he whispered furtively, "but usually if we DO manage to get a virus that will even install on OS X, it's not that great, and we're left... disappointed, realizing that if we had simply stuck with the unwashed smelly masses, we too could be enjoying a daily barrage of free software delighting us by installing itself on our computers as a surprise gift. Instead, I'm stuck with the weak consolation prize of 40 Academy Awards for my work on Lord Of The Rings. But it's not the same. No amount of awards or million dollar paycheques can heal the feelings of neglect or massive abandonment issues this whole thing has given me."

    "Is this the reason so many people choose Windows?", his innocent young son, Moof, asked me, looking like the kid off the Dave software box.

    "What do you think, little one? Look at the Windows dominance in the virus field, then look at the marketshare of Windows. That ain't no coincidence, Moof. The other guys just can't keep up with the Microsoft Juggernaut. Microsoft is fighting hard to keep themselves Number One, just like the Titanic was the biggest and bestest ship, or the Hindenberg was the coolest and most flammable Zeppelin, or the dinosaurs were the toughest animals ever. How do you compete with that?"

    =============

    Yes, sitting here at my desk 16 hours later, WindowsXP Restore Disks in hand, I can't help but let a little smile shine across my face. Those poor fools, I think, using a non-Microsoft OS really does take away most of the joy of computing and replaces it with all that productivity and recreation crap. And where's the challenge in that?

    Please insert Microsoft Windows XP Restore Disk 2

    Ahhh, I sigh contentedly. It's gonna be a long night.

    --

    I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

    1. Re:"Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Please ignore the above rants as my bfg9000 account has been taken over.

      Damn you Korgo worm, damn you to hell!!1!

  122. I don't think Korgo will spread very far. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    For this reason: in all the panic over the Sasser virus, I'm sure most Windows 2000 and Windows XP users upgraded with the patch mentioned in Microsoft's KB835732 advisory. Given that Korgo is essentially a Sasser variant, this virus will probably peter out in less than a week. :-)

  123. BSOD Legend... by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    Everyone is always talking about blue screening but I have had an XP Pro box for more then 3 years. I HAVE NOT SEEN A BLUE SCREEN DURING THESE PAST THREE YEARS!!! I build and repair many of my neighbors computers constantly and have never seen an XP box BSOD. The reason I don't see them is simple...Windows XP does not blue screen like the Win9X used to do. Simple as that. People are keeping this alive for as long as possible just to have a reason to make fun of Microsoft. Please just give it a rest!

    1. Re:BSOD Legend... by JAD+lifter · · Score: 1



      I have had XP blue screen on me. And no I am not some M$ bashing, Linux zealot. It is just a fact. I installed XP Pro multiple times (on the same old hardware with all updated drivers) and each time, after about a month of use it would BSOD and not come back up, I couldn't fix it with the recovery console or anything. I just ended up reinstalling. Eventually I switched back to Windows 2000 as (for me) it has always been rock solid.

      My point is that XP may not have ever shown a BSOD to you but your statement Windows XP does not blue screen like the Win9X used to do is not completely true in my experience.

    2. Re:BSOD Legend... by illuvata · · Score: 1

      that sounds quite realistic, since a standart install of XP will just restart in those cases where 9x would have BSODed.
      that is not to say XP isn't much more stable than the old versions of windows, but to say it never crashes is just as silly as saying it happens all the time

  124. ok enough. by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    I know we're supposed to be bashing windows, but let's not get carried away.

    Why not? Well, because as a windows user who enables automatic updates, (they're automatic, go figure) I was never vulnerable to this "virus". The patch was released April 13, my computer updated itself around then, and this virus, according to the article came out at the "end of May".

    No Windows user is "fearing this virus"! They've either kept their PC up to date, or they're too ignorant to know about this threat. Either way, they're not in fear.

    Perhaps we as a techno-centric crowd need to be placing blame more on idiotic/useless users instead of the OS? (although, I admit Windows is far less than adequate in the security department)

    We wouldn't blame GM when a you leave your car door unlocked, and we don't say that the car should be made to lock the doors by default, so why should we insist that users are somehow exempt from performing the tasks required to keep their PC secure? Maybe if more of them were forced to do so, they would be more inclined to switch their OS to something that required a lot less of their precious time!

    This FUD is like blaming an exploit on the kernal instead of the retard surfing as root.

    Practice safe computing. That means different things on different platforms.

    That means not running as root in *nix, and keeping your PC as updated as possible in Windows.

    1. Re:ok enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you would bitch about GM if they had doors that you couldn't lock. That's the real metaphor. No matter how hard you try, you can't lock down WinBloze by itself. In all of my installations, I use a NAT router based on Linux. This prevents all of these RPC worms. WinBloze is not a complete solution.

    2. Re:ok enough. by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

      um... did you not read my post?

      Windows is more than adequate for keeping out RPC worms and the like all by itself, IF YOU KEEP IT PATCHED!

      For email virii, you need an anti-virus, and to defeat so more of the more elaborate intrusions, a firewall. XP's built in one is great for most folk, others may have to do something drastic and download Zone Alarm. God forbid.

      You definatley can lock the doors on windows. You just have to learn how to do it.

  125. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Teun · · Score: 1
    Stop the trolling and RTFA!

    --
    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  126. Re:Another? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    Is it not Microsoft's responsibility to make non-exploitable software in the first place, or did the money you spent on Windows with your computer not include that?

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    Eurohacker European paranoia, gun rights, and h
  127. Securing a password detector by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what you're proposing, and please, correct me if I am mistaken, is that one should gather all one's sensitive pieces of data: credit card numbers, passwords, and the like, and compile them all into a plaintext set of firewall or IDS rules? Where would one store this treasure trove of sensitive information, conveniently gathered into one place for ease of use? Perhaps I have missed a critical component of your plan, which I'm sure isn't nearly as patently insane as it sounds.

    Your point is a very good one. Each "security" feature adds another potential weakness to a system - witness the Witty worm for a recent example of new vulnerabilities created by security.

    You are right about leaving critical data in plain text. The system would use a hashing system that compares hashed key values to a hash of running network data stream. The hash would be coded off a password and use a suitable one-way hash function that does not allow knowledge of the password to permit unhashing of the stored key values (think public key crypto).

    Also, those with double-layer tin-foil hats might only enter partial substrings from key account numbers, passwords, etc. (e.g. the last 8 digits of a social security number). One could even create a simple non-useful code string such as "this string should never appear in outgoing network data" -- typing this in occassionally would catch the send activities of keyboard loggers. Innocuous, but unique strings could also be used inside files or in filenames to detect directory and file snooping.

    Does the idea still sound insane?

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    1. Re:Securing a password detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it still does. You're now hashing every string. Indeed, every SUB-string that comes over the net and comparing it to this index of hashes. Each one of them. Fine, b-tree the hashes, but still.

      -MGWU

  128. Re:Another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) "/." is rather redundant, that would resolve to something like "//home/foo" instead of "/home/foo" like "." would
    2) Not everyone is obligated to run unix. For me, being able to run unix would be a luxury. But I am a student and I am required to run windows software. The support for linux is just not quite there. If you want more people to use linux, support the WINE project, not try to convert people. Most people don't want unix. Let's be honest, it's not as clean a solution for the desktop as Windows is.

  129. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by lseltzer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >>the 011 patch also killed about 5% of the machines it was installed on before the May 4 update

    Where'd you get that number

  130. Routers are cheap and ubiquitous... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    Even if you only have one computer to connect to the Internet, the little Broadband Router/Firewall boxes provide protection from nasties, particularly during the "patch after install" process. Linksys, SMC, 3Com, Netgear, hell, even a Microsoft branded one will do.

    I know that they aren't perfect, but they work pretty much out of the box and will hold you until you get a real (Linux/FreeBSD/OpenBSD) firewall box going.

    Just don't get a wireless one if you don't need it. Wireless access provides a "backdoor" into your network that is frankly as ugly as the backdoor of the Goatsex guy. If you must do wireless through one of these puppies run MAC authentication and WEP...again, not infallable but since there are so many wide-open 802.11b systems out there if you throw on those two precautions wardrivers/walkers will go elsewhere to l33ch bandwidth.

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  131. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Good of you to propagate this idea, except it doesn't hold water. May I draw your attention to the Apache web server vs. IIS.

    This is most likely a specious argument. Apache runs on a wide variety of platforms. Malicious code that runs on a Sparc system will not run on a x86 system. Nor will it run on a MIPS system. Keep repeating for every platform Apache runs on. Also there's two major code paths for Apache. A vulnerability may exist in one version but not the other. Then there's the myraid of different operating systems it runs on. Taking that one step further there's a myraid of different distributions that contain a myraid of different versions. It quickly becomes clear that while Apache may out number IIS by a significant margin that doesn't mean that one specific version (i.e. platform, OS, and version) out numbers the single version (i.e. IIS on Windows 2000) of IIS.

    In order for your argument to be valid one single version of Apache would have to out number IIS. Can you demonstrate this?

  132. i have a dodgy version of xp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no security updates, but norton antivirus on my pc and zonealarm on the legal and updated pc that connects me to the internet. am i safe from evils?

    1. Re:i have a dodgy version of xp by hallaballa · · Score: 1

      Of course you're not; you just said Norton is on there.

  133. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by niko9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like a maker of questionable vaccines, you're going to have some casualties. :P

  134. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Solid numbers, unfortunately no, but we can draw some conclusions. That harbinger of doom Netcraft, in the May 2004 internet survey has 33,892,817 sites running Apache, 67% of surveyed sites, with IIS at 10,858,168, or 21%. If we assume that the Apache sites are nicely split between Apache 1 and 2, thats still 33.5% for each putting both ahead of IIS, which also assumes that there is only one version of IIS deployed, which would be incorrect since 2k has IIS 5 and 2003 IIS 6. Now from what I've heard, Apache 2 is probably deployed less then 1, but either way you slice it, Apache has more sites then any single version of IIS.

    Now while an exploit that runs on Sparc wont run on MIPS or x86, the flaw itself is there, and thanks to cross compilers, it wouldn't be much of a problem to recompile a tool to take advantage of any problem.

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  135. base.dana.nl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well i guess i should be sitting in a corner red of shame. but i have to admit i had it.

    if you want you can yell at me for being an idiot that doesnt patch his system.
    but if i remeber corectly instaling the patch was the first thing i did.
    for some reason i must have unpatched it some how when i use winxplite.

    posible i dunno. i gues some of you would be able to give me a valid aswer to that.

    ok wierd situation, for some reason my school doesnt alow us to run anykind of firewall (no realy, if we use one we cant get on to the network) so you can guess it's a realy foul place , some 1000 or so students conecting and disconecting their laptops all the time.

    i tend not to use the network when i can but i had to becauze of exams. anyway first day all things were good and calm notting out of the ordenary happening to my system as far as i can tell(du-meter being first line monitoring tool)

    the next day i had a constant upload rate of 1.5k when i was doing nothing.
    i'm running kasperspy on my system and it said all things were OK still i chose to close all procceses that arnt absolutly necesary for running windows and for some reason it stoped.

    after a reboot it started all over again. a netstat revealed that when i opened up IE an ftp server at base.dana.nl or something like that was connected a few minutes later hell broke lose and i was connecting to every MS box on the plannet or so it seemed on that limited amount of bandwith. (i hope that limited the damage somewhat 1.5k up isnt all that much)
    so far i didnt notice anything odd happening to acounts i have(prolly becauze nothing usefull/intresting is done on my laptop except for school work).

    anyway i killed of all procceses i didnot recognise again net conecting crap stopped
    i installed norton managed to get some updates. prolly becauze other infected machienes in my dorm were shut down during the night. had it scan my system and it found and killed korgo.

    a guy in my dorm wasnt all that lucky some of his passwords were stolen and coments on private boards were posted in his name.

    and yes if your intresed at home i'm in the procces of moving all my stuff to linux. i installed fedora c1 a littel while ago and i'm quite happy with it.

    school and laptop are a difrent thing since school is euhm wel sponsored by microsoft

  136. VERY good explanation of this ones name by swordsaintzero · · Score: 1

    The name came from an old sci fi story. Korgo's heart. Its a story about an ex space navy captain. Who burned colony after colony. A quote from that story has always stuck with me. It is better to burn a city than to curse the darkness. Hmm this makes me very curious as to who wrote this. Somebody older than 18 for once. Unless I am missing the origin of this viruses name completely. (or this is what symantec named it and not from some part of its source code)

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  137. Did win2k without a SP have this? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    Good idea but IIRC the software fw was not until XP.

  138. Re:*yawn* huh, what? worm? Another one? oh. No wor by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    Do you use Ximian instead of Outlook? Beware. [vmyths.com]

    Okay, maybe I'm just slow today. Ximian isn't mentioned in the linked article, so your point is . . . ?

  139. Re:Another? by glitch23 · · Score: 1

    It is not Microsoft's responsibility to make sure you have installed the latest patches and are exercising proper precautions.

    Exactly, you don't contact Trojan when things go wrong do you? At a certain point you have to take responsibility (fat chance in the American society I know).

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  140. Headline? by Sleepy · · Score: 1

    Anyone else misled by the headline "Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus"?

    At first I thought, "Oh, this must be some law that penalizes people who get infected, because their PC is promiscious." Or it was some kind of educational campaign to get people to buy a firewall or router.

    I mean, Windows users fearing a virus?? Isn't that a sea change.

    Most people who fear viruses and worms are the techies and help desk folks... who have to clean up after the fear-less.

  141. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Openstandards.net · · Score: 4, Informative
    Most of those aren't Linux holes. They are application holes. The difference is that most of the applications you run on Windows are not from Microsoft, and therefore are never included in Microsoft security advisories. When was the last time Microsoft put out a fix for an Adobe vulnerability?

    I run RH 9 and FreeBSD 4.9. I looked at the list on the front page, and none of the issues put me at risk.

    There are two reasons a person can be unaffected by the vulnerability if they don't patch. One is they don't have or run the affected software. Gnome users that never use KDE aren't impacted by KDE runtime vulnerabilities. The other is that their network is protected enough to render the vulnerability useless (firewall, local IP security, chroot, NAT, etc.)

    The only vulnerability I've seen announced this year that I've had any concern about was the CVS one. Fortunately, though, I have yet to open up my firewall for outside access to CVS. When I do, I plan to use SSH, in which case the vulnerability wouldn't have impacted me. Thus, so far in 2004 between the two operating systems I have had no true vulnerabilities.

    Sure, you could say the version of MySQL I'm running has the symlink vulnerability. But, if an attacker can't get local non-chroot'd shell access, then what relevance is a symlink vulnerability?

    Contrast it to Korgo and Sasser, which hit Windows ports that are opened by default. I can't tell you how many times I see ports 135 and 445 in my daily logs of packet rejections. Plus, the infecting the processess using those ports gives the attack complete control of the sytem.

    Windows is plauged by REMOTE vulnerabilities to MICROSOFT software. Linux distrubutions mostly have LOCAL vulnerabilities with the independent APPLICATIONS that are packaged with them, not the operating system itself. Most of these vulnerabilities require LOCAL access and most of this software runs on Windows as well (e.g., Apache), so the vulnerability usually applies to both operating systems, but appears on the linux security alerts simply because they are one of the thousands of optional programs being included on the FOSS CDs. You have to download Apache if you have Windows because Microsoft is not going to include it, and Microsoft isn't going to send you a patch for it, or even post an Errata, just because you are running it on Windows.

    I've also administered Windows servers for many years, using Windows 3.1, Workgroups, NT 3.5/4.0, 2000 and XP, and used just about all their software, including Visual Studio, InterDev, IIS, and COM/DCOM. I still run 2000 and XP in addition to RH 9 and FreeBSD. I've developed my opinion from experience securing production servers in both Windows and Linux, as have other people posting on /.

  142. sent keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The keys are then sent back to the virus creator ..." I know I got infected when my keyboard has few/no keys left then, huh?

  143. If you invent something idiotproof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will just invent a better idiot.

  144. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative


    If we assume that the Apache sites are nicely split between Apache 1 and 2, thats still 33.5% for each putting both ahead of IIS, which also assumes that there is only one version of IIS deployed, which would be incorrect since 2k has IIS 5 and 2003 IIS 6.

    I'm not aware of any vulnerability in IIS 6. Can you point me to one?

    Now from what I've heard, Apache 2 is probably deployed less then 1, but either way you slice it, Apache has more sites then any single version of IIS.

    Keep going with the slicing and dicing. All you've done is made the distrinction between two major versions of Apache. There's many versions within each major release. For example there's versions: 1.3.11, 1.3.12, 1.3.14, 1.3.17, 1.3.19, 1.3.20, 1.3.22, 1.3.23, 1.3.26, 1.3.27, 1.3.28, 1.3.29, and 1.3.31. That's 13 different versions of Apache in just the 1 fork. And only versions available in or after 2000. For the 2 fork we have: 2.0a1, 2.0a2, 2.0a3, 2.0a4, 2.0a5, 2.0a6, 2.0a7, 2.0a8, 2.0a9, 2.0.35, 2.0.36, 2.0.39, 2.0.40, 2.0.42, 2.0.43, 2.0.44, 2.0.45, 2.0.46, 2.0.47, 2.0.48, and 2.0.49. That's 21 unique versions of Apache in the 2 fork...excluding alpha/beta releases.

    Now one can argue that some of those old versions are few and far between. But the sheer number, 34, of different versions means that if we were to assume you're 50-50 split above and then assume equal weighting for the remaining (not that I would recommended it but bear with me) then at most any version in the 1 fork would have only 3.35% of the market. And any one version in the 2 fork would have a maximum of 2.39% of the market. One has to ask: When was a flaw introduced? When was a flaw corrected?

    But then one has to factor in the different platforms that Apache runs on. Cross compilers can generate different binaries for different platforms. They are not used to make a single binary that can run on every platform. Even if someone took the time to compile a version for the most significant platforms the spread of the malicious code would be hindered by the mere fact that it cannot run on a different platform for which it was compiled.

    Barring that there's the myraid of different distributions. RedHat 9.0 may have patched their Apache version 1.3.28 while version 8.0 was not. Redhat is known to use the same version with extended version numbering. Lather, rise, repeat for any number of different distributions and you can see that the "Apache outnumbers IIS" is most likely specious.

  145. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by deputydink · · Score: 1

    Seriously? What apps did it kill for you?
    Please don't say Great Plains...
    Please don't say Great Plains...
    Please don't say Great Plains...

  146. Only for SP1 & SP2 by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    In my infinite wisdom, i never bothered installing SP1 on my windows XP boxen. Guess what! when i go to windows update, this patch doesn't show up. My win2k box only has SP1 (because i slipstreamed it in) and I don't need half the updates that show up for the rest of y'all.

    Another example of a patch to fix a patch. Silly Bill, when will he figure it out?

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  147. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by drsmithy · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Good of you to propagate this idea, except it doesn't hold water. May I draw your attention to the Apache web server vs. IIS.

    Only if you compare those two in a vacuum - ie: forget every other machine out there that *isn't* running Apache or IIS - which is, at best, disingenuous.

    Windows has a larger attack area, but whomever is the first to successfully attack and damage Linux in the same way [...]

    There's been no shortage of buffer-overflow style attacks against Linux. The difference is a) there's far fewer machines out there to target and b) the users of those machines are far more likely to either have taken preventative measures or know how to identify and fix exploited machines.

    Windows machines are inherently more likely to be targeted because a) there's so many more of them and b) most of the people using them have no idea how to take preventative or reperative action.

  148. Re:835732 breaks it, 841382 fixes - IF YOU CAN GET by goonerw · · Score: 1

    This sounds just like the treatment I get for SQL Server 2000. I have it installed on Win2k3 EE and patched to SP3. That's fine and dandy. Installing SQL Reporting services requires you to install an update to SQL Server 2000, which subsequently breaks a lot of the features in SQL Server Enterprise Manager, including being able to modify a table design. Quite useful for a development box. Anyway, the patch that mentions the fix to the exact error I am getting is only available if you contact MS about it. They might even waive the support charge too. This is totally rediculous.

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  149. Windows user fear by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, it is us who should fear these idiot windows users who launch everything they get without thought. Viruses are a social issue, and always have been.

    1. Re:Windows user fear by hallaballa · · Score: 1

      Yes, quite. However, this time we're talking about a remote 'sploit, no user interaction required.

  150. Mod this guy troll! by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1
    If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster, which was also already patched beforehand. Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...


    As one that must manage both Windows boxes and Linux ones I regularly patch both as needed, The problem with Windows is that vast herd of numnuts that are too stupid, ignorant and or lazy, to patch the Windows boxes they sit in front of every evening as they surf porn and IM chat. Also windows boxes are a pain to patch. Reboot, Reboot, Reboot. I can patch my server via a SSH connection and never have to even see the box and do all the patches in one pass. It is rare thing to be able to do that on a windows box. Add the fact that I've got only a handful of linux units vs. a large number of Windows clients and it gets to be a major hassle to upgrade and patch 'em.
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  151. Re:Details: MOD PARENT DOWN by owlstead · · Score: 1

    I thought everybody on slashdot would know about HTTPS being on port 443. Oh well, mod parent down, and the other reply by JamesTRexx up please.

  152. Re:Another? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    This is a red herring. It is their responsibility to manufacture a product that, if used by an average person, can be maintained by an average person. There is absolutely nothing intuitve about the Windows patching regimen.

    Say what ? One of the first things XP does after installation is pop up a message asking to enable automatic updates. There's a link to the Windows Update web site in the top level of the Start Menu by default. There's a specific *menu item* in the Tools menu of Internet Explorer.

    How much more intuitive can it get ?

  153. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster's point was that Apache is MUCH MORE POPULAR that IIS, yet is less attacked than IIS. So it's not just popularity - Microsoft really are writing insecure code (and there is circumstantial evidence they do that deliberately anyway to let the NSA in.)

  154. MS Baseline security analyzer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For those of you who missed it, here's a great tool I found in the previous story about Sasser, available to all those who don't have a "valid" windows product key. I don't feel like Karma Whoring, I've already got excellent karma!

    Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer

  155. The spammers/scammers are getting DESPARATE... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    ...to resort to this.

    With my program CF13 rendering malware harmless for my inbox, I use Agnitum's Outpost Firewall to keep malware out of my system at the protocol level.

    The next step down for the scammers/spammers is to compromise popular software firewall programs by any means necessary!

    I urge you all now to create a 'system rescue CD-R' with the installation file of a known good copy of your favorite software firewall program and store it in a safe place in case you need it.

    Those that can afford it will simply use a hardware-based firewall device.

  156. Oh come ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the world is using an insecure OS that's so fucking insecure out of the box that you can't even connect to the internet to patch it in the first five minutes. For some reason, people accept this, and some people say things like "oh gee you should have known better than to plug into the internet to patch your machine.

    It is NOT OK for this kindof shit to go on.

  157. Re:Another? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is a patch? How does the tcpip port system work?

    Once I figure that out, I then ask Why in God's name, on a desktop machine, used for email, browsing and word processing, are any ports open at all? I don't want to receive anything that I haven't initiated.

    This is not the users problem, other than having to suffer the consequences. This is pure unadulterated incompetence on the part of Microsoft. How dare they expose any services that they haven't done a serious and 3rd party security audit. How dare they expose any that the user doesn't explicitly set up?

    I use linux, run various servers on my machine, ssh, apache, etc. I know what I'm up against, and know what I need to do to maintain a secure environment. But for simple desktop use?

    Patching is fine, but to fix things that other OS's have learned and fixed YEARS before is utter trash.

    Derek

  158. Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus by infiniphonic · · Score: 1

    I installed that MS patch and had A hard time getting my machine to boot.Downloaders beware.

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  159. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by mAineAc · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm not aware of any vulnerability in IIS 6. Can you point me to one?

    Like this one?

  160. Mental Note: by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 1

    Update as usual next time I actually boot into a Windows partition.

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  161. Why doesnt microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just use the remote exploit to patch everyones computer?? problem solved ;)

    1. Re:Why doesnt microsoft... by hallaballa · · Score: 1

      For legal reasons.

  162. Windows Update & the start menu by rokali · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this has been asked before, but what idiot at Microsoft decided to remove Windows Update from the default Start Menu in XP? You have to go to the help center to find it. That is at least one reason why so many simple PC users don't update.

    1. Re:Windows Update & the start menu by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

      Windows Update is availabel in START -> All Programs -> top item: Windows Update.

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  163. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It quickly becomes clear that while Apache may out number IIS by a significant margin that doesn't mean that one specific version (i.e. platform, OS, and version) out numbers the single version (i.e. IIS on Windows 2000) of IIS.


    hrm, that's a good point. so basically MS's focus on "Windows Everywhere" (is that still their slogan?) and the work they put in to ensure the 2k, XP, 2003 are essentially the "same platform" code-wise is their achilles heel?

  164. Re:Hmmm.... here's an idea! by jasoneyre · · Score: 1

    There exists a little (well, at ~270 MB, not really little :) program called AutopatcherXP.

    The URL is www.autopatcher.com.

    While I cannot vouch for its integrity, it may be worth a look (I'm about 50 MB from finishing; damn 56k modem).

    Just a thought.

    Cheerz,
    Jason

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  165. Re:Another? by 12357bd · · Score: 1

    At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?

    At the point where PC owner's money return to his pocket.

    What's in a sig?

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  166. paranoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has anyone looked at what this patch does? at 2megs it seems a little large, makes me scared it's gonna phone microsoft or something.

  167. most impressiv! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's been one big disaster with MS tryig to
    implement tcp/ip correctely since win95 was
    released and continued with NT etc.

    doing OS stuff thru TCP/IP or any network
    protocol is a BAD THING. i assume, that having
    the OS talking back at itself thru a network
    protocoll is easier to implment/program then to
    have a really internal OS protocol, that cannot
    leave thru the network card (or vise-versa) ...
    soo ...
    read the "RTFM" on ms site and the "cool"
    exploits are does that have a "none" entry
    in "workaround" since i've been "working around"
    since the first day using XP.

    the one exploit/flaw i would like to point out,
    is the help/support workaround to disable so
    phony ms-help url thingy called "HCP" which
    breaks (might break?), quote

    "Unregistering the HCP protocol will break all
    local, legitimate help links that use hcp://.
    For example, links in Control Panel may no
    longer work"

    best thing to do, is disable everything and
    starting to enable, if something doesn't work.

    yeah and keep does portscans going!!! yeah, you
    evil script kiddy too!

    please stop using HTML/XML stuff for the windows
    GUI! and stop using tcp/ip in the OS.
    i don't have a good analogy ... but any OS
    should be able to run ANY network protocol;
    just becauser the world has gone mad and "all and
    everything(TM)" is using TCP/IP doesn't mean we
    have to put that "garbage" into a ALWAYS stand-
    alone computer OS paradigma!!!

    blocking at the firewill will still generate
    useless network traffic, so it is a kludge not
    a solution!

    if you need file- and printsharing install a
    non routable protocoll like NetBEUI.

  168. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by tiger99 · · Score: 1
    Thank you for that useful information.

    I use Linux, FreeBSD and OpenBSD, and none of the published security problems have had any direct relevance to my systems either, although I do apply the patches, but mainly on the supposition that if errors are corrected the system will be more reliable, not just because of the security aspect.

    There will be successful attacks on Linux etc, but it will generally need a combination of several factors (such as doing something as root without good cause, plus misconfiguring something else..) for them to be able to do any real harm.

    *nix systems are usually secure by default, you have to actually turn on services that open ports (not true of every distro, but most are getting better), whereas even now, Windoze seems to default to having every service running and every port open, the occasional patch to restrict something is not the way to do it, rather they should start with a closed system out of the box. But, when you see what breaks when you close down some apparently irrelevant services, you see that Windoze services are a complete mess of commingled code, which is where the problem begins.

  169. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet he divided the number of failed machines by the total number of machines and multiplied by 100. Just a hunch, but I bet you 20-1 on that his 5% is accurate.

  170. So where's Vor-Em? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  171. nightmare by parasite · · Score: 0

    Really bad frick'in news for those of us in China paying $.12/megabyte for international traffic at the foreigner's dormitory... So what in the hell am I supposed to do ? I guess staying offline is the only safe way... I sure as hell can't afford to update my fresh XP install to have all the patches.

  172. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by sfe_software · · Score: 1

    There's been no shortage of buffer-overflow style attacks against Linux. The difference is a) there's far fewer machines out there to target and b) the users of those machines are far more likely to either have taken preventative measures or know how to identify and fix exploited machines.

    Also don't forget c) there is a lot more diversity in Linux machines. You can't count on the fact that a significant percentage of Linux machines are running a particular service or program (or a particular vulnerable version thereof).

    In Windows you can't be running any other version of LSASS.EXE than the one provided; every XP box in the world will have this vulnerability until patched.

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  173. Re:Another? by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    I assume you apply this same standard to Linux installations as well?

    The discussion is about Windows and their gross inability to provide a mechanism that reliably updates an average users computer. If average users are hit regularly by Microsoft bugs and holes, then the problem is with the provider of a product targeted at average users, not the average users themselves. My e-mailing/recipe-databasing mom is an average user. If Toyota sold cars with the problems that Windows has there would be hell to pay.

    As for Linux, I don't use it.

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  174. Re:Another? by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    Automatic? 1. Microsoft does not always push out the latest fixes. If they did then this automatic system would prevent OS level problems like Sasser. 2. What if the average user doesn't have a dedicated broadband connection? It is worthless as tits on a snake. Correct me if I am wrong, but most home users ARE NOT online with broadband connections 24/7.

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  175. Re:Another? by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    How much more intuitive can it get?

    I suggest you consult a dictionary for the definition of 'intuitive.' You are equivocating 'intuitive' with 'obvious.'

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  176. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Openstandards.net · · Score: 1
    How would you compare FreeBSD with OpenBSD? I haven't tried OpenBSD, so I'm curious. Do you use Java on OpenBSD?

    I've come to really like FreeBSD. I'd like to try it on a non-production PC so I can appreciate being able to update everything at once. I was a bit bold to start FreeBSD on a production PC, but it was replacing a very old NT system, so it wasn't that insane. The NT system was a major magnet for worms and viruses, and Microsoft refused to fix many of the patches because Windows Update refused to support NT. It didn't just get Nimda, it got Nimda II a year later, and was the number one offending IP on my Linux box's snort logs.

    I'm happy with RedHat for development. But, I'm not sure RedHat's update methodology is realistic on production long-term. It's good that they don't force updates to new functional versions on you. It's a general concensus that that's a good thing for a production server.

    The problem is that if you manually upgrade to a version not on the distro, then you no longer get errata updates. I'm not sure this is a realistic long-term production methodology. RedHat 9, for instance comes with Postfix 1.x. But, you need 2.x to be able to filter on MIME attachments. Having to choose between 1.x with automatic errata updates and 2.x without automatic errata updates, but with MIME filtering, is not an ideal production choice. Sure, you don't want any additional functionality if it is working. But, as the Internet changes, you need to be able to update server components for reasons other than errata.

    What's your opinion about the different distros? Have you come to conclusions regarding errata updates of server PCs? How about desktop use?

    Hope you don't mind the questions, its just that you have 2 BSDs and Linux experience, so I'm guessing you can compare them objectively.

  177. No but by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I live with the consequences. I just spent $950 on my car (cheap at the price) fixing the transmission. I pay $150/month in insurance premiums, and yes, I change my lint filter.

    The point is, I put my money where my laziness is. I don't call up a Volvo, pay them $35 bucks and expect them to walk me through rebuilding my transmission. People call tech support and expect to have detailed instructions on how to remove the 30 odd viruses/spyware on their computer (all of which were engineered to be hard to remove), and get pissy when told to back up and clean install.

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  178. It's because of how they approach computer use... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I didn't hit on this until I realized the significance of the new 'spacial' ui's that are so popular these days. I though it was just a silly idea (well, I still do, but read on for why). People are basically willfully ignorant of computers. It's not that they don't understand, it's that they don't want to. They approach computer use much like a monkey pilots a space shuttle: do a physical task and a reward (banna pill, excel sheet, etc) pops out. What ends up happening is this: people learn that bad things happen when you click the right button (i.e., cancel). Their apps don't work, their work isn't saved, etc. Good things happen when you click the left button (i.e. 'OK'). So when ever they're presented with a dialog, it's the left button they pick, hence all the spyware installs.

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  179. Doesn't work by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
    Which is why they have Automatic Updates, which will automatically download and install patches as they are released.

    And there are reasons that won't work. What if you don't have an always-on connection? What if the virus hits you first (and that's plausible)? What's the lag time between infection and fix? And I imagine you're one of the lucky ones that haven't had MS's "fix" break something else?

  180. Glass houses by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
    With each of these actions (or inactions) there are consequences.

    How about the air filter in your car? And your furnace filter? How about your roof? Your fuel filter? Fuel pump? Wiper blades? And I bet you've never hit 3001 miles before that oil change, right?

    I guarantee there is something you've lapsed on, so I'd move out of that glass house.

    What pisses me off is how their infection affects me.

    Right, because it's reasonable to expect all computer users to become experts to use their machine. Apply that standard to cars and, well, traffic would be great anbd you wouldn't be driving. Blame the company who set up such a ridiculous situation. Or use another OS.

    Yet people have time to go out drinking, watch 'The Swan', and masturbate (not necessarily in that order).

    I have no idea what the Swan is, or why you have hang ups about drinking and wanking. But if you're trying to imply that people should spend every waking hour performing routine maintenance and leading completely miserable lives...all I can say is you really need to get laid.

    1. Re:Glass houses by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      How about the air filter in your car? And your furnace filter? How about your roof? Your fuel filter? Fuel pump? Wiper blades? And I bet you've never hit 3001 miles before that oil change, right?

      Fixed, and/or replaced regularly. The amount of time it takes to do each of those things is far less than the extra hours I would have to work to be able to pay should any of those systems need repair.

      I guarantee there is something you've lapsed on, so I'd move out of that glass house.

      Glass house? I said their were consequences for not doing routine maintenance. There have been numerous times where shit broke because I didn't maintain it. As it should be. A couple of years ago, I got to buy some bits and pieces due to a water pump in the car going bad. Serves me right for not taking 15 minutes to change the fluid.

      Right, because it's reasonable to expect all computer users to become experts to use their machine. Apply that standard to cars and, well, traffic would be great anbd you wouldn't be driving. Blame the company who set up such a ridiculous situation. Or use another OS.

      Right, because all items of every sort work perfectly and never need tuning, adjustment, repair, or maintenance. I know there has only ever been one Linux kernel, because it was perfect with no security problems right out of the chute. Further, how does my switching to another operating system (you don't even know which one(s) I use) change how other people's computer do or do not annoy me. No matter whether I use Eudora on a PC, Pine on Mac, or Netscape Mail on Linux, I get deluged from spam due to someone else's machine being hijacked.

      But if you're trying to imply that people should spend every waking hour performing routine maintenance and leading completely miserable lives...all I can say is you really need to get laid.

      It takes less time to change the oil than to get a new engine put in. It takes less time to change a furnace filter than to buy a new air handler. It takes less time to run dselect or Windows Update than it does to clean up an infected system.

      As far as getting laid, I've got physical proof of having done the act upstairs taking a nap right now. I'm sure it's more proof than you'll ever have of partking in that activity.

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  181. Re:Meanwhile, back in Redmond by tiger99 · · Score: 1
    I just use OpenBSD for the firewall at the moment, it does not come with the seeming millions of interesting ports which FreeBSD has. Altogether there is far less to mess about with, I don't use a GUI although it would work if I could be bothered to configure it. Not for Nvidia cards at the moment, without some work on the makefile I think, although the binary part or the driver should be OK.

    Upgrades are a problem, I only have a dialup with 2-hour timeout at the moment, and it is impossible to do any major update such as teh kernel, so security constantly decreases from the date of installation. Not staisfactory.I have complained to Xandros, who ignored me, and to SuSE, likewise. The latest SuSE, 9.1, has just been installed, some improvement, when you stop Yast (click on the button in the top right of the window border) it pops up an invitation to resume or abort, ignore, etc, if you select try again, it backtracks slightly through the file and starts downloading again, but it still will not download a kernel (140MB), it may be that the servers don't support resuming (I have tried all the mirrors).

    Thgey are not using wget or its relations, any of which are capable of handling this. I have not done enough digging into the code to see what is wrong, yet.

    Xandros is worse, it uses apt-get which is much better than rpm when it works, but the proprietary embellishments prevent you from seeing what is really happening, and the program which I assume configures pppd is unbeleivably buggy, so it is well-nigh impossible to set up the dialer to automatically resume. Even if you do, the download stalls and all is lost.Now Xandros does use wget, I have tried moving wget elsewhere and putting a shell script in its place, to get control of the situation, but as I don't have source (if it is on the two CDs, I can't find it, due to a bug in Xandros Networks, if it has to be downloaded, well, first fix the downloader.....

    My general impression is that people are just getting distros out the door as fast as possible, exactly like M$, and we are seeing the consequences. Most of the code in both Linux and every BSD variant is rock-solid, it is the bits which the distros have added that are the problem, they have simply not been tested in real life situations. At least 90% of potential users do not have broadband, and will not have it for at least 5 to 10 years, so making distros that can only be updated via broadband is sheer folly, yet they all do it. I think source patching is far better, the downloads are usually very small, no problem for most people to compile locally, and it could all be automated, but binary patching is utterly stupid, yet that is what RH, SuSE and Xandros do.

    As I now have support for SuSE 9.1, for a few weeks anyway, I will register the same complaint again, but I am not optimistic that it will be actioned, some developer will just test it on a broadband connection again, and see that it works, so it must be OK.....

    As for RH, it has been useful in the past, but always was a horrid mixture of editing config files for some things and using GUI tools for others, an awful mess. I tried Fedora Core 1 for 2 days, got rid of it immediately because the configuration was so haphazard and none of the old problems had been fixed.

    SuSE are all hung up on legal issues, which don't actually exist, for the Nvidia driver, which can be freely distributed according to Nvidia. OK, much of it is closed-source and in fact is the same as a large piece of the Windoze driver, but that should not be a problem, yet they don't supply it, you have to download it from Nvidia, and of course after running the Nvidia installer (following SuSE's instructions exactly, which have often been wrong), when you try to configure teh monitors etc with SAX, it trashes the XF86Config every single time, at which point an inexperienced user would have a non-working PC, as the default graphical login would be useless.

    I am about to do an Nvidia installation in FreeBSD, that should be fun. It has been runni

  182. Re:Another? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    I suggest you consult a dictionary for the definition of 'intuitive.' You are equivocating 'intuitive' with 'obvious.'

    I suggest you consult a dictionary for the meaning of "equivocating". It does not mean what you seem to think it means. I would suggest "equating" was the word you were after.

    I would also contend that in an absolute sense, no User Interface is "intuitive". A measure of how "intutive" a particular action is has to be taken in the context of the rest of the UI.

    With regards to Windows Update, I fail to see how a specific item on the Start Menu, the main UI element of the Windows interface and the place where the user is directed to for doing pretty much everything, is not intuitive.

    Similarly with regards to a balloon-help popup and a few dialog boxes with reasonable defaults and "Next" buttons. In the context of the UI, how is that not inuitive ?

    How would *you* redesign it to make it "intuitive" ?

  183. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There's a couple of flaws in your thinking. First, you're assuming that the majority of people don't try to stay near the most recent version, but are perfectly evenly spread. Second, Apache releases a new version when an exploit is found. Patches are not generally released -- an exploit is a sufficiently large problem for a totally new release of the software. In other words, the release numbers you've listed are basically the sum total of serious exploits for Apache 1.3 since 2000! Microsoft doesn't increment a minor version number for something as "minor" as a serious exploit. (If it did, we'd be up to IIS 5.9032123129322421). Therefore, you're comparing apples and oranges. Microsoft has a few versions that get patched without incrementing the version numbers fifteen bazillion times, while Apache merely ratchets up the minor release level. (This also makes it kinda tough to count the number of exploits that IIS has in comparison to Apache. Gee. Wonder why they'd do that.)

    Besides, the sheer variety of locations that Apache can run on is a strength. That's not putting all your eggs in one basket. That's the way Linux (and most open source code) is -- so the fact that Open Source code is available on so many systems -- and that people actually take advantage of that -- simply reduces the number of vulnerable systems (as you correctly argue) but doesn't decrease the TOTAL number of systems that are running the software.

    Your original argument was that Windows only had more attacks because it was more prevalent. Since Apache clearly has more targets (actually, about THREE TIMES as many!) than Windows in the exposed, Internet aware world, your arguments about availability of targets doesn't work, either -- thus rendering your entire argument null and moot.

  184. Re:Meanwhile, back in Redmond by Openstandards.net · · Score: 1
    Thank you very much! That was very interesting and informative. I learned a lot about the distros from your post, and gained better perspective of source versus binary package builds.

    I never thought of FreeBSD as bandwidth efficient, but that certainly makes a lot of sense. Your right about bandwidth considerations. Companies, such as where SUSE is primarily built, usually have broadband. In America, I think 1/3 of homes now have it.

    Once you have it, you tend to forget about the rest of the world, although I've tried for years to get all my friends to upgrade to it. If they didn't let their kids and wives get addicted to AOL, they'd all have it today. They do, however, hate AOL enough to be determined not to use it when they do get broadband. So, it's a chicken and an egg for them.

    Broadband is pretty cheap here if you live in a large metropolitan area, barely more than dial-up. If you live in a rural area, the you could be SOL. I'd like to move to a rural area, but this is by far my number one concern.

    You certainly have reassured me that FreeBSD was the best way to go for my needs, primarily hard-core server usage. For desktop, I'm still weighing in on RH/Fedora, although I haven't tried SUSE or any of the other distros, with the exception of playing with an occasional boot CD such as Knoppix.

    The primary benefit of the mainstream desktop Linux distros is they seem to require less text editing and learning, things I can't expect from those that want it as a desktop, and things I personally would rather not have to learn if I'm busy doing things on my desktop. Unfortunately, RH and FreeBSD have had enough differeences with the way they were configured that you are forced to relearn new ways of doing old things when you go from one to another and want to do advanced things, such as configure a Firewall. It's a bit understandable, as FreeBSD appears to be slower to depend on new things, which could be a good thing. But, it's a difference that has to weigh in one the equations when picking one over another for a particular use.

    Thanks again for the post! Good luck on your nVidia problems and I hope God blesses you with a broadband connection someday! Until then, I hope you resolve all your updating issues, and perhaps can help others in your position understand and cope with it, as well as remind those with broadband that you do exist, and are still the majority!

    Peace out!

    Erik

  185. No, no, no, this isn't a virus by Casshan-Robot+Hunter · · Score: 1

    It's merely the first provision of the Patriot Act III. They just figured out a nifty delivery system.

    The second provision will make AV illegal.

    Oh dear, they are reading this now... Is that a helicopter I hear?

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  186. Re:Another? by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    The patch is six weeks old. At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?

    Well, Microsoft's marketing department seems to do quite well in actually selling the software... but they just aren't creative enough to come up with something offered for FREE by that company...

    (funny jingle in the background, loud sales-voiceover) Make the move to MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP, SERVICE PACK 2(echo "service pack 2"), and you'll be glad you did. Offers FREE firewall, BETTER virus protection, and FASTER DOWNLOADS... of critical patches from windowsupdate.com

    doesnt sound quite the same, huh? plus, a little white lie never hurt anybody, now, did it? (in this instance it wouldn't).

    I mean, how hard can it be for you, joe user, to go tools>windows update while browsing around looking for something more to entertain your feeble little mind? beats going to some of the shitty websites out there... i mean, like, bored.com (not knocking bored.com... just came out)... whats the deal?

    Maybe Microsoft should send all those hotmail users update notices (eg. Click here to update your computer [links to https://www.windowsupdate.com] or something. Or... anyone who has MSN explorer... OR -

    EVEN BETTER - use the (open by default) NETWORK MESSENGER PORT - like... SPAM users with a short, yet convincing "sales pitch" telling them to VISIT www.windowsupdate.com NOW!...

    or... how about, like, the antivirus software - windows could pop up (randomly) and say "you havent visited windowsupdate.com in 632 days. your windows patches could be out of date, making your computer insecure, and making you vulnerable to viruses and stuff. go to www.windowsupdate.com" to update... (nb: does not update your version of windows, eg from windows 98 to windows xp)

    hrm?

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  187. Re:Another? by goldspider · · Score: 1

    Or they could just do what I did and make sure the Auto-Update feature is on. I just have it set to notify me when a new update is available and I update it myself. You can also set it to install the updates automatically. The very thing you suggest Windows do to help people keep up to date on patches has been in Windows for well over a year.

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  188. Re:Another? by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    This is true, but most people ignore the windows updates. it simply comes up and says "new updates are ready to install" right? most people click away that annoying yellow (default) bubble to get rid of it.

    What I was meaning was, MS should be slightly (and I hate to say it) more instrusive in this respect - one of the things I hate most is having to solve problems for users who havent downloaded the last 30 critical patches (as I did today). So what I'm saying is, it should be a big ugly dialog, with big red text - not unlike Norton AV - saying "your shitty buggy product is out of date" - to catch joe numbnuts users attention slightly better than the little lemon bubble.

    the only worry i would have with that is - ms could trick people into purchasing a subscription model :D

    that would be funny, huh.

    about as funny, really as, say

    • When my mother double clicks on an unknown attachment and says "it just flicked up then flicked closed again..." (doesnt consider the fact it was a virus until afterward) THEN expects me to fix it
    • Or, when my mother is about to send a check to one of those domain-scam companies for like, $200 bucks without checking with the person who runs the domain name. eg/ me. [needless to say, those domains all now have my company name on them]

    so, yeah, back to the original topic - in some respects it is microsofts fault for not being as pushy about forcing windows updates upon people, but it is mostly the users fault for not reading the manual or the "configure your computer for automatic updates wizard" - in fact, it could even partially be the computer stores fault.

    At the computer store i used to work at, we even said to people to keep their things updated at least bi-weekly. if they wanted, we offered a free windows update service... just bring your computer in and you can leech off of our (by that time it was cached) T3...

    supporting users is really the worst thing about being an IT guy. without those users, my life would be so much easier, but i wouldn't be nearly as well off - unless i tapped some other market :)

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  189. Never said by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    It crashes yes but doesn't disrupt the other running processes and does not go to a blue screen. It only brings up a small program crash window.

  190. Re:Meanwhile, back in Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nooooooo.... i mean, tiger99, are you saying that Lunix is not teh bestest??? that teh "Convicted Monopolist" is teh better???? "Windoze" is teh better than teh SUSE and REDHAT and XANDROS and all the other worthless distroes?????? tiger99, i am ashamed of yuo!!! tiger99, turn off teh komputerr and go to bed!!! bad tiger99, bad!!!1!

  191. Um by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    set the program to inform you when updates are ready to install maybe?