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Cell Phone Customer Service Ranked Next to Last

Paulrothrock writes "A recent report shows that cell phone companies are the second lowest ranked industry in terms of customer service, just above cable companies. Also, they are second only to car dealers in number complaints to Better Business Bureaus. Complaints include being charged a fee to cancel a cell phone contract for a deceased husband and being double-billed for using an online bill-pay system. I guess I've been lucky, the only problem I've had is getting reception."

356 comments

  1. Um by KarmaGhost · · Score: 1

    I do believe this is a repost of an older story.

  2. Funny..... by este · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The only two industries I've ever had to deal with Customer Service extensively are the worst! Very much in line with my own experience...

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  3. Go ahead and complain... by TPS+Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    You already know the answer to "can you hear me now?!"

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    I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven...
  4. I wonder why... by malus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    can it be because of the fact that domestic customer support just doesn't exist anymore? Nahhh. couldn't possibly be a reason.

    1. Re:I wonder why... by oasis3582 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not think it is the case here...at least for Sprint PCS. Sprint surely has domestic support, but it is run by a lazy bunch of people that would rather mumble than speak articulately, rather make up answers than find out the truth, and generally don't give a shit since they are in a dead-end job. Sorry to be harsh, but its just my 2 cents.

    2. Re:I wonder why... by violajack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah, with Sprint, instead of the heavy Indian accent, you get a heavy Ebonics umm...accent? They're just as hard to understand and much less likely to be able to read.

      I'm not sorry to be harsh when it's the truth based on not only my experience, but also that of everyone I know and everything I've read. I've never heard a good story with Sprint customer service. One of my co-workers is currently considering legal action against them to get things fixed.

    3. Re:I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's not the sole reason, I'll tell you that. I help manage a cable company's US call center. Our reps are some of the laziest people I've ever met. If they put as much effort into their work as they do avoiding work, we'd have much better service. I've listened in on some calls, and it's just unbelieveable. Of course, we have excellent reps too, but they're the exception.

      That and we're constantly having cable outages, but that's another story.

    4. Re:I wonder why... by spiderbiten · · Score: 1

      It took a week and half after my phone was supposed to be delivered to have sprint admit they screwed up my plan and that i wouldn't get my phone for another three weeks. *grr*
      they got laid into verbally, badly. two days later it arived via ups next day air. Still can't use it though, they won't activate it until the 28th, unless I want to pay another $100 or so to get it done now.

    5. Re:I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll never use SprintPCS again. Blatent lies by CS to include "You never paid a deposit because we have you down as not requiring a deposit" followed, within minutes, by "we need an additional deposit to activate that additional phone we just sold you." I finally got fed up and just ate the $900 I spent on their phones (which are incompatable with any other system) and paid the final (FINAL, verified with CS) bill only to be billed an additional $228 the following month. Lying, low-life scum. "Buyer beware" was never more true.

    6. Re:I wonder why... by oasis3582 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are dead on with that. I wanted to say something about the representation of minorities, but I tried to be as subtle as possible. Way to hit the nail on the head, bro.

    7. Re:I wonder why... by jonnystiph · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not think it is the case here...at least for Sprint PCS. Sprint surely has domestic support, but it is run by a lazy bunch of people that would rather mumble than speak articulately, rather make up answers than find out the truth, and generally don't give a shit since they are in a dead-end job. Sorry to be harsh, but its just my 2 cents.

      Have you ever worked a customer service job? In particular one that supports people over the phone??? I have done tech support, telemarketing, and support for a cell phone company. Telemarketing was terrible, tech support was frustrating, but cell phone support was a living, breathing hell. Consider first off the way the company is treating the employees, like utter and complete crap. The employees are worked mercilessly, the pay is shit and the benefits are null. Almost any call center is a haven for drugs and sex, you end up with an enviroment close to high school. Strangely enough, in thier own twisted way the employers actually support this kind of behavior. Until you have sat down, answered a call of a screaming customer, getting paid next to nothing and having to drown out shouting, ill comments and what have you from other employees.

      I am not saying that you are altogether wrong, I am just saying consider the enviroment these people are made to work with. I once lived by the motto, "if you don't like your job quit". After the past two years of rampant unemployment, my attitude has changed. If you need a job, a place to live and food, a call center is the meal ticket. With that, comes the enviroment described above.

      Before you yell at the person on the other line, consider these facts. Training is a joke, supervisors will do little or nothing unless they ABSOULTELY have too!

      Please, yes your bill maybe wrong, you may not be getting the service you expect, what have you. However, the people on the other line are people, they are not the cause of the issue, they are fodder. Simply fodder to keep you from dealing with the people that are responsible for the real issue. Be nice to them, your chances of a solid resolution are much higher. That and finding a company that treats thier employees well, could very well end up with much better support.

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    8. Re:I wonder why... by wan23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, with Sprint, instead of the heavy Indian accent, you get a heavy Ebonics umm...accent? They're just as hard to understand and much less likely to be able to read.

      I'm not sorry to be harsh when it's the truth based on not only my experience, but also that of everyone I know and everything I've read.


      From the CIA Factbook entry for the United States

      literacy:
      definition: age 15 and over can read and write
      female: 97% (1979 est.)
      male: 97%
      total population: 97%

      There, now you've read something that contradicts your "truth". Most Americans know how to read. Maybe you'll be less harsh now? And by the way, if you can't understand people from your own country speaking the same language as you that's probably your fault rather than theirs. Next thing you'll tell me is that they should only hire members of your race with the same level of education as you (no higher or they'll talk too "smart") who live within 2 miles of you (but not in that part of town) to do customer service for you.

    9. Re:I wonder why... by JVert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was really nice when I called in the first two times. The first time they said they had to transfer me to another department to cancel my account. I asked why and he just said it was setup weird (buying the phone from radioshack and calling in to activate your service must be pretty damn weird). He then asked if he could do anything to keep me as a subscriber, we went through the options, I let him finish and said no. When he said he was going to transfer me he made a click and a dial tone. Fishy... I call back the next day (took me a day to cool down) and we went through the same hoops but he was not going to transfer me but he did need for me to hold while he cancelled the acount, click! dumped again!

      A week later (took me a while longer to calm down) I had my wife call, (still livid). The started the same thing put on hold. pick up the line, talk them into long distance for the home phone, put them back on hold, and hung the hell up. Yes the third time, hung up on. She called back (bless her heart) when she talked to the rep they wanted to transfer her and I shouted out "DO NOT TRANSFER US, JUST CANCEL THE ACCOUNT". It worked, the wife continued to play good cop and the rpe decided she did not need to transfer the call.

      3/4 calls result in a hangup, and the 4th one was suspicously going that directoin. Who's the fodder now?

    10. Re:I wonder why... by JVert · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to shut the fuck up and call Sprint.

    11. Re:I wonder why... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you worked for livebridge I presume?

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    12. Re:I wonder why... by malus · · Score: 1

      probably because you're talking to one of our reps in Trinidad (yes, we have call centers in trinidad).

    13. Re:I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, what the fuck did you think you were getting hired for? Did you expect a bunch of "oh, I am soooo happy with my service" calls? Are you retarded as well as unemployable? Its your job to deal with pissed off clients. The only reason to call a support line is BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE IS NOT PROVIDING WHAT YOUR CLIENT PAID FOR. I could care less about the person on the phone. If your "company" is pissing me off, and they give me YOUR number to call when I am pissed off, then you get to hear it. If you aren't trained for that, talk to your boss. If the service sucks nuts, and you get 50 calls about it, then talk to your boss. You are the point man, sometimes you get shot. Deal with it.

    14. Re:I wonder why... by crasher35 · · Score: 1

      If you listen to the calls, then why don't you fire them... seriously. If they know that they can be terminated for not doing their job right, then they usually will do their job right for fear of termination... if you constantly have a case where they don't care if they really get fired, then maybe your company isn't paying them enough, or the benefits might suck. If the pay is higher and the benefits are good, then you might attract decent employees. That's just my two cents.

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    15. Re:I wonder why... by yotto · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like the reps get punished if they cancel accounts. Sad but likely.

    16. Re:I wonder why... by oasis3582 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have worked many customer service jobs - in particular tech support on site and via email/phone at my college. I know the job sucks, but if you do not like the conditions, there is always other work. Especially in this time, you are PRIVILEGED to have work.

    17. Re:I wonder why... by violajack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I'll reply since you were modded "insightful."

      The link was very interesting. Unfortunately, the literacy rate of the United States is not necessarily equal to the literacy rate among Sprint customer service representatives and therefore does not necessarily contradict my perception of the truth based on my personal experience and the experiences of those I know. I found it interesting that several countries claim higher literacy rates, including Trinidad, which is referenced by a later poster as a call center location.

      Unfortunately the ability to read at whatever level will qualify you for that statistic or even read the script does not a good customer service experience make. Since you brought it up, what I would really like in a good customer service experience is a representative capable of independent critical thinking. The ability to read fluently with clear articulation should be an absolute minimum requirement.

      Please forgive my ignorance of html, but there is more information about the status of Ebonics as a separate language at www.cal.org/ebonics/. So, that would negate your point about my ability to understand someone from my own country speaking the same language. According to several sources, African American Vernacular English is a separate language, which I do not speak. The ideal then would be a representative who is able to communicate with the customer in his/her native language, in the case of most Sprint customers, American English. I'm sure we'd be a little upset if the call centers in India allowed their representatives to speak to all callers in Indian.

      In reality I'm not as harsh as my previous post. That was my anger and frustration speaking and was meant to be taking with a grain of salt and an ounce of humor. It seems that most of the other people who read it were able to do that.

    18. Re:I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT HAL HAND.

    19. Re:I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all call centers are that bad. I recently got a job working for American Express, and the employment is great. $9.05cdn/hour + sails incentives (minimum $3 extra / hour to stay employed), plus great benefits. Medical, dental, i don't know all the details, but its pretty good. The shifts aren't horrible either. No graveyard (closes at 11) and doesnt start too early (5am). It is pretty good for a full time job for a student. Plus, if you want to stay with it, there are lots fo opportunities.

    20. Re:I wonder why... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      There is a solution... They should be punched if they drop calls. Seriously, just hit them.

      I've worked in a call center, I did manager transfers for the last year or so before we were borged, and that was the easiest way to make people truely mad. Anything else was negotiable, fixable... But dealing with someone after they were hung up on was not.

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    21. Re:I wonder why... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      There are other calls then "I'm angry", there is also "I want to change 'something' about my service" calls, "I want to pay my bill" and any number of other non-confrontational calls.

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    22. Re:I wonder why... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Even if the pay/benefits suck, you'll find some people who will work for a reasonably low amount of money because they are new to the industry or have a checkered past.

      If you're in a hiring situation where your pay/benefits are below industry standard, you'll probably find that you're better off hiring inexperienced reps who have uncertified self-taught technical skills, or some unrelated negative history which is the cause of their difficulty finding a job.

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      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    23. Re:I wonder why... by JVert · · Score: 1

      Amen.
      Its one thing to shoot the messenger but when your message is "IF I SEE YOU ON THE STREET I WILL KILL YOU" your have to lop off some heads or they will think you are kidding.

    24. Re:I wonder why... by jcenters · · Score: 1

      Drugs and sex? Sounds like one hell of a fun job! Most employers treat your urine like a second resume.

      And as for putting up with screaming, angry people all day, well I already go through that at home. Part of that southern charm.

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    25. Re:I wonder why... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck what the work conditions are. That's their job, and its their problem. If they don't like it they CAN quit. It's called collecting unemployment or finding another industry to work in.

      When I have a product from a company and they offer tech support, I am expecting SUPPORT, not some halfmumbled garbage full of lies designed to get me off the phone as quick as possible without fixing my problem.

      There is NO excuse for shoddy service, NONE.

      Sorry, but I'm a firm believer in the "customer is always right" mindset.

      Oh, and if these places are havens for drugs and sex I might actually consider working there....

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    26. Re:I wonder why... by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      And by the way, if you can't understand people from your own country speaking the same language as you that's probably your fault rather than theirs.


      Ok... I'm in eastern canada, doing tech support for the west (BC and Alberta). They've had heavy immigration in the last few years, most people being Chinese and Japanese. These people get off the boat, plane, whatever, and are surrounded by other Chinese and Japanese folks. You'd be surprised at how many of them dont even bother to pickup english, and if they do, how approximate it is. Here's a real call-centre story (TM).

      [Customer cuts me off]: Intenet Boken! HAHHHH! Fix it!
      [Me]: Welcome to such and such, can I get your telephone number please ?
      [Customer]: No no no! Phone wokin great! It's intenet that boken!
      [Me]: (pulling my hair out)

      Fast forward 20 minutes ends up phone is not working so great and DSL signal gets shot to shit by interference.

      Now. Living in the same country, and speaking the same language definitely does not mean you get to understand one another. Ever been to Georgia ? I reckon' not.

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    27. Re:I wonder why... by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Until you have sat down, answered a call of a screaming customer, getting paid next to nothing and having to drown out shouting

      Alas, another "custom" of years gone by bites the dust in the new commercial age.

      My brother worked as a contractor for tech support for a large company and had to put up with rude customers that basically figured that if they had a bad experience that they may as well choke the next throat that comes their way.

      My solution?

      Since the free market has pretty well taken over culture 90% already anyway, we ought to have those "calls being recorded and monitored" be checked for courtesy on the parts of both the tech rep and the client calling in.

      If the client is extra rude, they would get an extra bill for the privilege of cursing at another human being. And, in all fairness, the company ought to give most of that extra money to the rep that had to endure the emotional load of being dumped on.

      Likewise, customers who have to endure a bad service rep that leaves them in /dev/null should get an extra discount, too.

      I'm a little worked up about "your time doesn't mean shit to me" attitude because of enduring a lengthy medical appointment the other day.

      Medical service is not an example of the free market in action:

      • Wait here for another 45 minutes,
      • fill out a lot of forms,
      • again, and
      • we'll charge you a big co-pay while
      • we order some expensive tests
      • that really are just CYA activities
      • to keep our malpractice premiums down...
      • etc.
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    28. Re:I wonder why... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Unfortunately, the literacy rate of the United States is not necessarily
      > equal to the literacy rate among Sprint customer service representatives

      On the contrary, a low-end job with poor pay will land mostly employees who
      are substantially less literate than average. I can confirm this with regard
      to fast food from personal experience. I worked fast food for six years, but
      *most* of my coworkers were... how shall I put this... not extensively
      educated. In some cases, I was *concerned* by the fact that they'd been
      given high school diplomas at some point in their past, something that they
      clearly hadn't earned. Perhaps alarmingly, and definitely surprising to me
      at the time, the average educational level among managers was even lower than
      among the crew.

      > Please forgive my ignorance of html

      You really should learn it -- at least the basics. It takes about three hours,
      give or take half of that, and is quite useful if you spend any time on the
      internet on an even remotely regular basis.

      > there is more information about the status of Ebonics as a separate language
      > at www.cal.org/ebonics/ [...] I'm sure we'd be a little upset if the call
      > centers in India allowed their representatives to speak to all callers in
      > Indian.

      By "Indian" I imagine you mean "one of the Hindustani languages"? If so,
      you're being dense. There is absolutely no comparison between a minor,
      dialectical, type of difference such as that between (say) British English
      versus Ebonics, and an all-out sweeping almost-complete lack of similarity
      such as between a language descended from Sanskrit and one that comes
      mostly from Latin-derived ("Romance") languages, Germanic languages, and
      Greek. Yes, the Hindustani languages are Indo-European, but they are from
      the extreme opposite end of the spectrum of IE languages, as dissimilar from
      English as it is possible for any Indo-European language to be. They have
      three or four times as many consanants, don't use an alphabetic writing
      system, ... in short, they are *WAY* more foreign than Ebonics (though
      not quite as foreign as, say, Hangul).

      Yes, I have some trouble understanding Ebonics (which, incidentally, is
      misnamed; skin color has very little to do *directly* with who speaks it
      (though there's a strong correlation for historical reasons); it's all
      about where you're from, a cultural phenomenon), but it's *nothing* like
      as hard to follow (for someone who speaks English) as e.g. Hindi.

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    29. Re:I wonder why... by dnaboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Consider first off... treating... like utter and complete crap... worked mercilessly... shit... benefits... haven for drugs and sex...

      Ahhh... reminds me of my days making german scheisse films...

    30. Re:I wonder why... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I wonder if this has gotten worse or it's just a matter of different experiences.

      I used to have Sprint PCS from 1998 to 2002, and really liked the company themselves, the support group especially. The major issue I had was that they were trying to operate as cheap a service as possible (I don't mean the tariffs, though they were cheap too, and I guess you get what you pay for) which meant the service was frequently overloaded and dropped calls were frequent in this area; the somewhat limited IS-95 ("CDMA") network didn't have the features I wanted either.

      But the support I got was excellent. I had one billing problem which they dealt with straight away. Calls were generally answered fairly quickly. Plan changes were easy. [I'd say switching phones - something else I did - was relatively easy too except that you shouldn't have to call customer support and then wait 24 hours to change a phone! (I note they now let you do it on their website, which is nice as long as you're near a computer I guess. Still doesn't beat SIM cards by a long stretch.)] Customer service was always friendly and helpful.

      Either it's gotten really bad in the space of two years, or we've just had different experiences.

      By comparison, T-Mobile is good on the web but slow and with the usual incomprehensibility issues on the phone. AT&T is awful on the web, and I've had mixed experiences on the phone trying to change plans with jobs being half done and no follow up contact when problems arose. Cingular I can't comment on as I didn't really end up contacting support.

      If Sprint PCS had chosen GSM (or just some SIM-card enabled location-independent version of IS-95 - apparently it exists) and been a little less cheap (even at the expense of giving less minutes for the same amount of money), I'd still be with them.

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    31. Re:I wonder why... by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      Christ, you people. You are exactly the reason why working in a call center is so soul deadening and why people with perfectly reasonable requests get crappy service. If you think that the only reason to call a support line is BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE IS NOT PROVIDING WHAT YOUR CLIENT PAID FOR then you are a moron.

      Here are some more reasons:
      1) I broke my phone and I'm going to lie and claim that I didn't break it and that it stopped working on its own.

      2) I'm an idiot who can't read directions and I think that the best way to learn about unsupported 3rd party applications on my phone is to call my service provider and shout at them.

      3) I'm an idiot who can't understand my bill and is misinterpreting the numbers and so the solution is - shouting!

      4) I'm a fool who signed up for 1 900 numbers and they're appreaing on my bill and the wife saw them so I'm calling to angrily pretend that they don't belong there.

      5) There is a general service problem in my area and I think that the best way to get it fixed is to call and shout at you and stay on the phone shouting at you until it gets fixed.

      6) There is an imaginary problem with my phone and I am using fictional tools, liberally mixed with misapplied jargon, to document the existence of the problem.

      Let me explain something to you and to all the other indignant assholes who think that the customer is always right, even if that requires a blind denial of technical, historical and logical fact. Level 1 CSRs are the gate keepers. We don't have the authority to give you substantial credits, we can't really directly fix anything that you have a problem with aside from really easy stuff.

      Our job is to evaluate your situation and determine whether or not your issue warrants escalation. In making that determination, we have a fair bit of leeway. YOU WANT US ON YOUR SIDE.

      By all means, be angry. But don't be angry at us. We didn't cause the problem and we can't fix it. But we can make sure that the right people get to hear about the problem quickly or we can follow official procedure and make you jump through hoops for hours. If you attack us, we have no incentive to help you. If you are polite (but firm) then most of us will return the favour. Being firm is important. One of our metrics for performance is how quickly we get through calls so, unfortunately, nice people get shunted off too quickly.

      Here's a handy phrase to use "I'm really angry with your company right now. I know that you didn't do this, but what can you do to help me? Or who should I talk to, to get this fixed?"

      Sometimes you will get a crappy, useless and stupid CSR. That's OK. Hang up and call back. Eventually, you'll get one of the good ones.

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    32. Re:I wonder why... by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      If you want to cancel an account with Nameless Big Corporation, write a letter. Their telephone customer service people are always setup to transfer you around in loops if you call to do it.

      Send it to the address on your bill, and make a record of when you sent it. If they send you another bill (unless it says Final Bill), instead of responding with a cheque, let them know you want to be cut off now, please. Should they send a threatening letter instead, just wait for them to call an agency or threaten to sue.

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    33. Re:I wonder why... by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      The truth is that, while there are some very caring customer service reps out there who do a bag-up job, too many of them don't give a damn and just want to follow the check list and never admit their company messed up. If that screws you, well that's just too bad. Two examples from my personal experience:
      1. I had only 300 minutes of my cellular plan with Sprint. I had never gone over my minutes and I had always paid my bill early. My grandmother had a stroke and was in the hospital while I was on a business trip. I spent a lot of time on the phone getting filled in; obviously I went over my minutes. Did Sprint decide to bill me extra like it says they will in my contract? No they waited until I was 100 minutes over and cut my service off in the middle of a call. Then they refused to put my service back on unless I paid the next three months in advance. The claimed that they had only extended me 100 minutes of "credit" and that beyond that they reserved the right to terminate my service (but not my billing) until I agreed to paid the next three months upfront (to get re-extended "credit"). I pointed out this this violated the terms of service in their contract and that I would be happy to finish my contract under the terms I agreed to, but that if they were not going to uphold their end of the bargin I wanted my account canceled. I was told that if I did not pay upfront they would report me to a credit agency for the full amount plus a $250 cancelation fee, and that to clear it up I would have to sue them! I was then told how stressful, difficult, and expensive this would be and that I'd be better off paying them so that I could go find out how my grandmother was doing.

        I don't care how bad of a job it is, committing extortion for you employer is still a crime! I reported them the the BBB and canceled my account the minute the contract was up.

        When the contract was over, I accidently paid them $.01 cent too much on the last bill. Their system sent me angry notices for -$.01 and then finally reported me to a credit agency. Customer service at both Sprint and the agency refused to do anything and to get my credit straight I had to hire a lawyer.

      2. I had Comcast cable set up at an appartment I was using for 3 months. Because of delays, the cable was not set up until half-way through the first month and they counted the pro-rate as part of the next month (so I had two bills for the three month period). At the end of my stay, when I returned my cable box, I got a receipt that showed my account closed and Comcast owning me $17.32 (because they bill you at the beginning of the month and I was leaving part way through). For some odd reason I got a bill the next month. Customer service assured me it was a glitch and it would be taken care of. The following month I got another bill, this one with a late fee. I called again, this time I recorded the conversation. The customer service rep, admitted immediately it was their mistake and promissed to fix it. A few weeks latter I got a letter from a credit agency that said they would sue me if I did not pay up. I called them, explained what had happended and they told me I would have to resolve the problem with Comcast.

        When I called Comcast the rep refused to examine the account history and kept repeating that if the computer had billed me I must be reading the bill wrong. I faxed him the reciept and played the recorded conversation and he instisted that the previous three people had been mistaken. I pointed out that I had only had the service for three months and that the total payments for those three months was about $17 more then the rate I had been charged. Still he refused to beleive me and said that there was nothing he could do. I asked to speak with someone who could. He told me that was impossible. When I told him that if he hung up I was going to call my lawyer, he told me he'd get a supervisor. The supervisor cleared my account but wouldn't pay me my $17. It was so stressful however I was just glad to be done with it. This attitude that if we treat you like an idiot, push you around, and waste your time, you'll just give up is disgraceful and anyone who goes along with it should be ashamed.

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    34. Re:I wonder why... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      Christ, you people. You are exactly the reason why working in a call center is so soul deadening and why people with perfectly reasonable requests get crappy service. If you think that the only reason to call a support line is BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE IS NOT PROVIDING WHAT YOUR CLIENT PAID FOR then you are a moron.

      Thank you for this post, you saved me the effort. Very well said.

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    35. Re:I wonder why... by JVert · · Score: 1

      Indeed, one thing I learned was to always ask for their name, course, the smart a-holes will give you a bunk name but if they do there is at least a manager or coworker will catch them.

    36. Re:I wonder why... by wan23 · · Score: 1

      I commented that you should understand people *from* your country who speak the same language as you. Also, your customer wasn't really speaking English, and he didn't understand your English either. So-called Ebonics is different, as it is a *dialect* of English rather than just words strung together in something like sentences. Not only that, but it's a very common dialect in the US and probably something like 99% similar to what most Americans speak. If that guy doesn't understand it I believe it's because he doesn't want to and not because he *can't*. And no I've never been to Georgia, but I'm sure I could communicate with someone from there in a customer service setting with no or very few problems!

  5. Ironic by mwheeler01 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's ironic...I guess they're not doing a very good job of hearing us now.

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    1. Re:Ironic by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > That's ironic...I guess they're not doing a very good job of hearing us now.

      "Can you hear me now?"

      [silence]

      It's official. Someone finally found the Verizon guy and shoved his fucking cell phone back up where it belonged.

    2. Re:Ironic by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

      the anus of the president of marketing for verizon?

      maybe that's why I saw him walking funny,
      and the little man roaming around town lost.

  6. By cable companies do they... by PhilippeT · · Score: 0

    mean companies like Rogers up here in Ontario Canada.

    Their service for both cable and broadband internet is horrible.

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    1. Re:By cable companies do they... by mdrejhon · · Score: 1

      A lot of us Canadians love to hate Rogers -- and I don't use Rogers Internet (I use DSL):

      Incidentially, according to DSLReports, incidentally a few users are getting lucky where Rogers actually called them (huh?) and offered a free upgrade to DOCSIS 2.0 compatible cable modems. Some users' download speeds actually doubled.

      According to forums on this site, Rogers finished deploying a new 850 Mhz GSM cellphone network at the end of December 2003 where there's been great improvements (i.e. some HowardForums.com claims from worse than Fido/Bell/Telus to better than Fido/Bell/Telus). Pity you need a new cellphone to take advantage of the new reception and less dropped calls. There were a couple of reports at the HowardForums of big jumps in receptions in lots of areas, 1 bar reception in Toronto Union station jumped to 5 bars with new 850 Mhz GSM phone. This is attributable to 850 Mhz penetrating buildings and foilage much better than 1900 Mhz. (On HowardForums.com, search for "850 improvement" (click here), perhaps combined with the term "Mad Seeg", a humorous term used by dozens of posters there, slang phrase for "amazing signal")

      It's a little easier to get lucky with cable Internet and cellphones now with them, and maybe a couple less unlucky Rogers victims, but Rogers customer service is still MIA. At least, Rogers cellphone reception is finally now easier to get than Rogers customer service.

      ln -sf /dev/random /dev/RogersCustomerService

    2. Re:By cable companies do they... by Evergreen98 · · Score: 1
      Rogers' internet offering is better than usual, ever since they brought in a new "Extreme" tier of service. Basically they're trying to get rid of all the older, non-DOCSIS compliant modems on their lines.

      Basically since they didn't want to buy modems for the customers (which, up until this point, customers were required to rent a cable modem) they offered the dangling carrot. For $100 (CAD), minus a $20 rebate, one could acquire a DOCSIS 2.0 modem from a Rogers Video store, and own said modem.

      When you do this, you get put on a new tier of 5Mbit down/800 Kbit up that actually delivers those speeds. (I know because I'm on this tier right now.) And the price is still $44.95 per month. Rogers has been nothing but good for the past year -- yes, they screwed it up pretty badly when @Home bit the dust, but I think they've redeemed themselves lately. See for yourself if you haven't heard about the plan.

      Rogers also seems to be pretty good as a wireless provider. I've got a few acquaintances with their new GSM phones. Not sure how their customer service is for wireless, but the Cable Internet people seem to be alright (flushing tables, confirming network outages, not treating me like crap) when I have the need to call.

      (Now that I preview, the post seems a bit of a shill to me, but I am not associated with Rogers in any way. I just think the parent may need to justify their reasons.)

  7. Well what did you expect? by foidulus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After you sign that contract, you become their bitch. I learned the hard way with Verizon. I only found out that they had stopped me from writing programs for my phone despite that the salesman told me I could, and they wouldn't fix my broken phone that was under warranty because they thought it was because of physical abuse.
    After you sign that contract, they get your money no matter what, so there is very little incentive for them to improve customer service(also note how customer service is never touted in television commercials for various carriers). But damn do they make those phones tempting. I wish that the manufacturers didn't charge you out the arse for them if you buy them directly...

    1. Re:Well what did you expect? by interiot · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Even if you DO buy them directly, half the time they'll still make you sign a contract, so you're their bitch no matter what.

    2. Re:Well what did you expect? by pauljlucas · · Score: 3, Informative
      After you sign that contract, you become their bitch. I learned the hard way with Verizon.
      This is an instance of YMMV. In my case, I've been very happy with Verizon (and, no, I don't work for them). My $399 Kyocera 7135 (out of warranty) recently was acting very flaky. They replaced it with another 7135 after me explaining what it was doing in a reasonable manner (as opposed to me having to really bitch) at no charge.

      FWIW: whenever possible, I try to go to a (in this case) Verizon store and deal with a person face-to-face. I get much better results than calling the main CS number because you're talking to an entry-level CS person and you have to convince them you're not an idiot to get them to transfer you to a level-2 CS person.

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    3. Re:Well what did you expect? by weston · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After you sign that contract, they get your money no matter what, so there is very little incentive for them to improve customer service

      When I wanted to try out Sprint last year, they gave me the option to opt out of the contract for $10 per month. I could eliminate the $10 charge by signing a contract any time.

      It was interesting, though, the sort of leverage this gave me with customer service. Twice I got to the point in a service call where I mentioned that if a problem wasn't corrected, I would be dropping service, and they reminded me of the contract fee, and I mentioned that I was free of that, and after an aural double take, I got something to the effect that "we might be able to arrange something"

      But damn do they make those phones tempting. I wish that the manufacturers didn't charge you out the arse for them if you buy them directly...

      Two things:

      (1) Ebay and phone unlocking put phones in an affordable price range

      (2) If your new provider of choice has an option like I did with sprint, you'd quite possibly be able to sign up, carry service for a month, and drop -- and keep the phone.

      Overall, though, I wish that the law required companies to provide sans-hardware contract-free service at comparable rates, and let the market fight it out. Because at that point, the competition would be almost all about service, and the companies that would survive would be the ones with the best service.

    4. Re:Well what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...you're talking to an entry-level CS person and you have to convince them you're not an idiot to get them to transfer you to a level-2 CS person." Yes, I can see where it would be difficult convincing an entry level CS person that I am not an idiot, given the difficulty of proving an negative.

    5. Re:Well what did you expect? by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      FWIW: whenever possible, I try to go to a (in this case) Verizon store and deal with a person face-to-face. I get much better results than calling the main CS number because you're talking to an entry-level CS person and you have to convince them you're not an idiot to get them to transfer you to a level-2 CS person.
      Also, in the store you're talking to a salesperson whose income depends on people like you and your friends buying stuff from them, but a CS phone rep's income is just there. Well, sometimes they get paid more for lower call times, which means to piss you off and make you hang up sooner.

    6. Re:Well what did you expect? by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      I had a similar experience - my Sony Ericsson T68 had problems, and I got free replacement after they made me wait 3 days to make sure it wasn't a temporary thing (I, too, went in person). But I believe that T-Mobile and other carriers make it easy because they're not the ones losing money - they probably getting warrenties from the phone manufacturers. So, just playing devil's advocate here, but maybe that's why they were so cool with it.

      I consider my T-Mobile office to be very good, yet I still had a sales guy swear I'd continue to get free unlimited text messanging with my new, "upgraded" plan, only to find out they charge me for them now, and the phone lackeys didn't change it for me.

    7. Re:Well what did you expect? by lamasquerade · · Score: 1
      Overall, though, I wish that the law required companies to provide sans-hardware contract-free service at comparable rates, and let the market fight it out. Because at that point, the competition would be almost all about service, and the companies that would survive would be the ones with the best service.

      Exactly the reason I am with, and very loyal to, Vodafone Australia. They have completely decoupled the purchase of the phone from the provision of mobile service. I myself am on a $40-for-$60-worth-of-charges-per-month plan while independantly paying off a T610 for around $20 per month over 2 years ($AU of course). This lets them advertise something like "The $60 plan with phone X included" to keep up with the other companies linked plans but giving me the flexability to choose what I like. I could change plans, or go to pre-paid or could have bought a more/less expensive phone and neither choice would effect the other. This is why no matter how good the deals from Optus or Telstra sound sometimes I wouldn't go near them. That and their weird charges (peak/off-peak..sort of off-peak..free time..upside down time...what-time-is-it-time...) where you have to look at your watch every time you make a call. With Vodafone my plan is $0.44/min every day all day, simple!

      Btw, although I may sound like it I don't work for Vodafone, I've just moved from phone company to phone company for quite some time and this is the first time I've been satisfied (both landline and mobile) and they have AMAZINGLY good customer service... it's a bit bizzare actually.

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    8. Re:Well what did you expect? by chanda3199 · · Score: 1

      This is often the case with many services that you go under contract with. The article mentions that cable companies are the only service ranked below cell phones. Again, many companies have contracts with you for cable service. There is little incentive for them to provide anything additional at this point, so this behavior is not surprising.

    9. Re:Well what did you expect? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Overall, though, I wish that the law required companies to provide sans-hardware contract-free service at comparable rates, and let the market fight it out. Because at that point, the competition would be almost all about service, and the companies that would survive would be the ones with the best service.

      Funny you mention that...

      That is exactly how Sprint PCS started out in the business. When Sprint PCS first started in the Milwaukee area, there was one plan: $50/month, 500 minutes (no peak/off-peak differentiation, minutes were minutes), and a dime per minute after that. No contract, no start-up fee, but you did have to buy the phone outright.

      They had the market licked. No contract? A simple rate plan? Holy crap! These guys rocked!

      Until they slowly morphed into the rest of the then-analog carriers...first it was a $30 start-up fee, credited back over the first three months of the service...then it was phone deals with "PCS Advantage Plans" i.e. yearly contracts...then peak/off-peak minutes...soon they had given up nearly every competitive advantage they had over the competition, save one: they were all-digital.

      Too bad too. When they decided that I couldn't keep my plan when I moved from Milwaukee to the east coast and wanted to charge me more for less, I canceled the service, cancellation fee be damned, and went to T-Mobile.

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    10. Re:Well what did you expect? by CuppaJoe · · Score: 1

      I ditched Verizon Wireless for that very reason. Every time I went into the store to get customer service, and I mean every time, I had to wait at least an hour. The last straw was when I went in because I wasn't getting any service, arrived two hours before the store closed, and was told, "We're too busy, we can't help any more people today." What were they busy doing? Helping people who wanted to buy phones and pay them money, of course.

      Then there's the call thing. OMG. First of all, there was no published CS number. When I was the victim of a billing error and they stopped my service, I was routed to a recording if I tried to make a call that told me I had to pay up to get it turned back on and these were my options: Pay now by credit card, pay now by credit card, or pay now by credit card. Well, I wasn't going to pay them anything, because I didn't owe them anything. But the computerized menu system did not offer any option to talk to any real person. I looked online, in phone books, in my literature, etc. for a CS number, and every one I found all went to the same computerized menu and would not let me talk to a real person. Finally I called someone in some unrelated department (engineering or something) that I found in the book, and asked if they could please tell me the number. They gave me a different number. It went to the same place! After several more calls, I was finally informed that even though the menu didn't give the option, I could press 0 anyway, and get a person! Unbelievable.

      So even though the actual wireless service from Verizon is without peer (at least in this part of the country), I'm now with another company that actually provides halfway decent customer service, and when I call, I can talk to a person!

      I still owe Verizon Wireless serveral hundred dollars because I just quit paying them until they terminated the account. And after the last collections notice I wrote them back and informed them that "I'm too busy today, I'll get around to it when I find the time." I still haven't found it.

    11. Re:Well what did you expect? by jasgo · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm on a Telstra $20/month plan and I own the phone outright... no contract. I think you'll find that it's not just vodafone that do that (whether they advertise it or not). And all you need to do with Telstra at least to get a sensible flat rate plan is get yourself an ABN, then they'll let you go on a "business" plan. Can't comment on customer service though, never had to call them (about my mobile at least... if it's anything like the experiences I had with telstra trying to get ISDN connected a month or so ago it's probably, shall we say, not wonderful...)

    12. Re:Well what did you expect? by lamasquerade · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right, you can take your own phone to any company and get a non-contract deal, or buy it outright. I was referring to those situations where you want to pay off a phone - I believe only Vodafone offer the ability to do that independant of what plan you are on.

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    13. Re:Well what did you expect? by critter_hunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, I work customer service for Bell Mobility (largest cellphone service provider in Canada), and while I'm aware that my experience working there probably doesn't apply to other companies, and there are most certainly many providers that have a very bad customer service, there are a couple of points I'd like to make which probably apply to many places:

      • With sales rep, your chance of getting correct info is lessened because a) they are not trained with anything about the actual cellular service: they know how to sell, and they know the hardware. That's what their job entails. b) they have no way of verifying their information, except through ways which are available to you as well: call customer service, or look on the provider's website and hope the information can be found easily. Most of the time, they'll either tell you to call customer service, or if they are nice (or very persistent) they will call them for you.
      • Cellphone owners are most often victims of marketing, stuck with a piece of technology they don't understand and don't need, and to top it off, they didn't read the fucking papers they were signing when they were given their "free phone" (small print: with accompanying bajillion years contract). They appear to think "woo! free phone" as though that was absolutly normal. Then after a month, they break the damn thing or drop it in a bucket of water and then they want another one. For free. Then they get mad when they get told they have to buy one at their own expense since you can only get a free phone once per year (with contract renewal, of course, but shit, that's still a free phone) and the manufacturer's warranty doesn't cover that kind of damage, and if they want to get out of their contract, they'll have to pay the contract cancellation fee. You going to blame this on incompetent customer service? I blame it on marketing and people who should know better. If you buy a car and drive it into a wall on your way out of the dealership, you don't expect them to give you another, do you?
      • Here's another example of a nice kind of call - again, the kind of caller who threatens to call the CRTC. Customer gets called by the marketing department, "hey man, would you like to try out call display, I'll give it to you for two months free if you want to try it!", so the customer accepts (hey! it's free!), gets told that the feature is normally 4$ and that unless he calls in to have the option removed before the end of the promotion, he'll start getting charged automatically for the feature once the promotion ends. Then next month his invoice has a message telling him that the promotion ends next month. Then 3-4 months later he calls in, and he's irate because he's looked at his bills for the first time in half a year and notices that he's paying 4$ for his call display, and he is irate cuz he never asked for that and he didn't want it and I'm a motherfucking asshole and he'll complain to whomever and he'll get his lawyer and whatever. Well shit buddy, maybe if you'd been only slightly attentive it wouldn't have happened. Most customers in a similar situation would call once they get the first invoice on which they started paying for their call display because, yes, they kinda forgot, and they'll get those 10-15 days they were late credited anyway.

      Frankly, in my experience, when you call in with an actual problem, it'll get fixed within at most 24 hours. Most of the time, especially if the error is actually user error, it'll get fixed before the call ends. The kind of customer who files a complaint is the kind of customer I've described. They'd make the same kind of complaints no matter how good service is because they have unreasonable expectations. My personal theory is that cellphones attract more idiots because only an idiot buys something he doesn't need because it's cool and his TV told him so.

      Hey, while I was writing, I called Telus (a competing cellphone company) customer service on behalf of a friend. Can't say anything negative about the experience - it was exactly what I expect of customer service.

      Then again, I didn't RTFA - probably the study doesn't apply to Canada anyway

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    14. Re:Well what did you expect? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Writing programs for your phone? Please tell me which phone this was, and which other phones allow you to do this. In particular, are there any phones that allow you to write a program to auto-decline calls from anonymous (withheld) numbers, or do any come with this feature built in?

    15. Re:Well what did you expect? by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My only complaint about TELUS Mobility is that the reps feel the need to beat the hell out of my name...

      They're apparently not allowed to go more then 3 sentances without saying "Mr X".

      It's a personal thing, but I KNOW MY FUCKING NAME, and since there are only two of us talking on the phone, I can assume that whenever they're speaking, they're speaking to me.

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    16. Re:Well what did you expect? by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

      Ebay... I don't know anyone who bought a phone or sold a phone on ebay. I worked for a telephone company for the past 10 years too... so I see and hear about this stuff all day long. I know that there are plenty of people who get their phones unlocked. Phones just don't last very long, and Ebay isn't as good of a deal. Too many people get way too caught up in bidding, and they get stupid... paying way too much for a piece of junk.

      Frankly, if you have to call customer service, you're already in more trouble than can reasonably be solved by someone on the other end of the phone... I deal strictly with email or I drive down to the local store where I bought the phone.

      It's much easier to go back to the people that sold you the phone and try to get them to work it out. They usually do if you don't have newbies working. Jobs selling cell phones are almost McJobs. You never see the same person twice.

      If they start to get smart and think they've got me over a barrel, I will give them the following, "You (or your provider) are providing crappy service. I'm going to drop you, I won't pay the disconnect fees, here's my phone. I'm also going to report your crappy service and this entire incident to the Attorney General's office, the state public utilities commission, the state department of commerce, and I might just file a small claims case and sue you for the money I've wasted on your service so far. Now, what would you like to do for me to keep me as a customer?"

      That changes their attitude in a hurry. I've never had to go to that length, but I've coached a few timid people into this type of a statement, and they've seen a change of heart from their provider.

      One last tactic that's another favorite of mine,
      I will call the CEO. I've never reached the CEO, I usually get some administrative assistant or other flunky, but I make it clear to them that I will make their life as miserable for them as their company has for me. Usually, they listen to my complaints, take down information, and someone calls me back within 10 minutes.
      I've gotten a lot further that way than by dealing with some call center flunkies working off of a 2 page problem-solving script that ends with, "Thank you for calling."

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    17. Re:Well what did you expect? by bbutton · · Score: 1

      Once again, YMMV. Where we live, the customer service at the store near our house is awful. They have one job -- get you to sign up and buy things. Once you've done that, they could not possibly care less about you. OTOH, VerizonWireless customer service has been fantastic every time I have called them. Courteous, fast, concerned, able to fix my problem on the first call. I recommend VZW to everyone I know -- great service, great coverage, and phones that work.

      bab

    18. Re:Well what did you expect? by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1
      "They replaced it with another 7135 after me explaining what it was doing in a reasonable manner (as opposed to me having to really bitch) at no charge."

      Yeah, but did you get another 2 year contract binder for "free" too???

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    19. Re:Well what did you expect? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > you're talking to an entry-level CS person and you have to convince them
      > you're not an idiot to get them to transfer you to a level-2 CS person.

      I've had good success at this, by speaking calmly and clearly about the problem
      and sprinkling in a mixture of obviously-literate standard English vocabulary
      and correctly-used technical jargon. You don't want to talk *completely* over
      their heads, but you want them to occasionally have to infer the meaning of a
      word or two from context if they're not highly literate -- or on the off-chance
      that they _are_ highly literate, you want them to know that you are also.
      Similarly, in terms of technical jargon, you don't want to lose them completely
      in a sea of TLAs they don't have a hope of understanding, but you do want to
      use just enough that they get the idea you have a clue what you are talking
      about.

      Also, for reasons having to do with ego, you don't want to belittle their
      (probably scripted) ideas, but you want to give them the idea you wouldn't
      have called if it could be solved that easily. If you can truthfully say,
      "Yes, I tried that, and this is what happened... [relate details] Hang on
      a second, I'll try it one more time..." to three of their first four
      suggestions, you're on your way to their thinking you have some clue --
      and that's what gets you escalated to tier 2.

      The only situation in which I've found that all of this doesn't work is when
      dealing with APC tech support about an issue with Powerchute for OpenVMS, but
      as near as I can tell they don't *have* any tier 2 for that product.

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    20. Re:Well what did you expect? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Well, next time you go into a store for service and a company is too busy with new cusotmers to deal with you, just make sure you announce your problem loud enough for them to hear it.

      I know if I were standing in a cell store and someone with a phone plan I was looking at came in and said
      "Well if you won't provide me with support and your call centre is unreachable, how the hell am I supposed to use my phone? I'm paying for minutes I can't use!" I'd be taking my business elsewher.

      Thus, you move to the front of the line and also rob them a little like they deserve.

    21. Re:Well what did you expect? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > "hey man, would you like to try out call display, I'll give it to you for
      > two months free if you want to try it!", so the customer accepts (hey! it's
      > free!), gets told that the feature is normally 4$ and that unless he calls
      > in to have the option removed before the end of the promotion, he'll start
      > getting charged automatically for the feature once the promotion ends.

      *This* should be illegal. It's the same sort of scam the record company CD
      clubs and certain less-than-altogether-ethical book clubs use to sell people
      stuff they don't actually want to buy. ("Every month we send you a selection
      listing [that looks like an advert so you'll throw it away immediately] showing
      what the month's selections are, and if you don't want them simply return the
      included order form with the box marked that says you don't want them this
      month, and you are under no obligation.")

      This effectively reverses the normal order of things. Normally you take
      action to buy something or inaction to not buy; this reverses it and requires
      action to not buy, and that should be illegal. Mind you, I'm not talking about
      action to *stop* buying (e.g., cancelling your ISP or phone service); that's
      different, because you took action to *start* buying and knew it would be a
      monthly bill. The record club scam is different because the thing you agreed
      to specifically said you'd be under no obligation, but in fact it places you
      under an obligation to either buy or take action in order to not buy. Your
      "free trial" is similar -- the thing you agreed to was to try something out
      for free; they shouldn't be allowed to charge you for it without contacting
      you again: "Hey, you know that free trial of Foo Service I extended to you?
      How's that going? Is it a useful service? Shall I cancel it for you, or
      would you like to subscribe to it?" They don't do this because they want to
      sell it to you whether you want it or not.

      The only saving grace is that you only have to take action once to cancel,
      unlike the record clubs which require you to take action every month for
      an undisclosed period of time.

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    22. Re:Well what did you expect? by gront · · Score: 2, Informative
      Overall, though, I wish that the law required companies to provide sans-hardware contract-free service at comparable rates, and let the market fight it out. Because at that point, the competition would be almost all about service, and the companies that would survive would be the ones with the best service.

      They have these, they are the prepaid service ones like Virgin mobile or AT&T go-mobile. You buy the phone yourself and prepay for minutes on a card. There are some strange things like 'You must buy XX minutes every XX months' and so on, but you get the advantage of:

      1. No contract of any kind

      2. No credit check

      3. Phone number portability (at least to Virgin Mobile)

      4. And (most importantly for me, being a tin-foil-hat-wearer) you don't have your SSN tied to the phone or any personal information at all.

      The drawback is that minutes cost a bit more but since you don't pay a base 20/30$+ a month it all kind of works out.

    23. Re:Well what did you expect? by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but did you get another 2 year contract binder for "free" too???
      No.
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    24. Re:Well what did you expect? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "But damn do they make those phones tempting. I wish that the manufacturers didn't charge you out the arse for them if you buy them directly..."

      The cost of buying the phone directly and then using prepaid or month to month is considerably less than going on a contract plan, unless you use A LOT of airtime.

      I only spend CDN$11.50 (prepaid) per month including taxes on airtime, and my phone cost CDN$250 in 2002. I did the math and it's cheaper. I hope you do the math as well.

    25. Re:Well what did you expect? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Hey, while I was writing, I called Telus (a competing cellphone company) customer service on behalf of a friend. Can't say anything negative about the experience - it was exactly what I expect of customer service."

      The only thing you really need to know about telus customer service is that if you want to pass all the automated menus on how to check your voice mail or the stupid shit that 95% of customers don't know, press 0 and you will be immediately transferred to a live person. I use this every time I call them for something related to my own Telus Mobility service (which is infrequently) and the service is very good.

  8. An interesting story. by DarkHazard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember reading a true story in a book. It was about a man who was having problems with his cellphone [it had been disconnected]. When talking with the lady working tech support, the lady worked up the idea he was an 'arrogant bastard'. The call ended by normally but the next month the client recieved a bill with a $148 charge. The charge was for 'penalty for being an arrogant bastard.'

    Shows how good cell phone customer service is.

    1. Re:An interesting story. by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is true and can be found at NZ herald story

      --
      "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World" 1 John 4:14
    2. Re:An interesting story. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's pretty amusing. Of course, Mr Storrie ended up better off as a result of this, since the company apparently offered him a 'confidential compensation package'. I'm surprised a call center rep would even have the ability to add arbitrary charges to a customer's bill.

    3. Re:An interesting story. by stimpleton · · Score: 1

      "I'm surprised a call center rep would even have the ability to add arbitrary charges to a customer's bill."

      The phone company(Telecom New Zealand) is the incumbent.
      As such they run land line(own all the copper), internet, and mobile services. All these services appear on the one phone bill.
      While there is competition in internet and mobile, these services cannot offer integrated services. There is som small niche wireless and cable services but they are tiny.

      There telecom support personel, as such, have wide powers, and is v.good after a customer service revamp in the nineties.
      They can, and do the following:
      - Answer general inquiries and fault reports.
      - Can send directives immediately for phone connection and line installation.
      - Can immediately ammend bills, offer refunds, or immediate compensation amounts (EG; free phone for month if the phone line plays up"

      --

      In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
  9. Partially Correct by illuminata · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the deal. The BBB only thinks that they have a bunch of cell phone complaints. Most of the time they only can make out something like "fucking cell pho..." before the call is dropped, so they mark it as a complaint about the service.

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    Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
  10. There's also: by prostoalex · · Score: 5, Informative

    Top US wireless companies by customer:
    - Verizon
    - Singular
    - AT&T
    - Sprint

    The most hated cell phone companies (their customer service has something to do with it, I think):
    - T-Mobile
    - Sprint
    - AT&T Wireless
    - Cingular

    1. Re:There's also: by Feztaa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I work for AT&T Wireless as a customer care rep (indirectly, through a contractor)... it doesn't surprise me that we're the #2 most hated cellphone company. I would say that 90% of the calls I get are because somebody, somewhere (usually another rep, but often it's dealers too) did something really stupid.

    2. Re:There's also: by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I found AT&T Wireless Customer Service to suck. Hard.

      I had a phone that died. It just stopped working one day. I didn't drop it, flush it, stick it up my ass, or do any of the other things they asked when I claimed it didn't work... They told me I would have to send it in and pay a $35 fee. I could get a new damn phone w/a different providor for that.

      After 4 hours on the phone, 6 different CSRs, and 2 different supervisors I got what I wanted. The cheapass phone replaced for free. I still was stuck w/the original battery that gets 3 hours to a charge.

      So I drive around in the Minneapolis metro and have frequent call and service drops. I have to redial numbers 10+ times after 9pm because I just can't get through. Sometimes a call will go through and will drop after a minute forcing me into an AOL-like re-dial session from 1997.

      I got a T-mobile Sidekick. I have had to call them twice. Once for money back and once for changing my plan (upgrade).

      No sweat, no complaints, no bitchiness, no nothing. My calls don't drop, I can get a call through on the first try, and my roaming is free.

      Sorry but T-mobile doesn't suck as bad as AT&T for me.

    3. Re:There's also: by prostoalex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am an AT&T Wireless customer myself (better coverage than other guys in my area), and often I would get one rep or dealer tell me about one promotion, I'd call up the number, and the customer service doesn't have a clue.

      Do you guys all use different CRM systems for dealing with the customers or how does it work?

    4. Re:There's also: by cheerios · · Score: 1

      are Singular and Cingular the same place??

    5. Re:There's also: by pavon · · Score: 1

      Interesting that Alltel (aka cricket) isn't on the most hated list. Every single person that I know (here in New Mexico) that has used thier service has complained about thier customer service and about half of them have had billing problems. Most of them have since switched to Verison or Sprint, depending on if coverage or gsm digital was more important to them.

      Maybe they aren't as bad in other states.

    6. Re:There's also: by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      The most hated cell phone companies (their customer service has something to do with it, I think):
      - T-Mobile

      Say what you want, but when I called T-Mobile about overage charges (they were legit), they cut them in half without any questions, just to be nice. Also, I've been able to talk to their data network engineers to get good information about best way to use their data network.

      However, I think perks customer service can provide should be considered separately from good knowledgability.

    7. Re:There's also: by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      This tells of the very bad process of AT&T switching CRM systems.

      As a professional software tester, I can say that I have seen the same mistakes happen more than once, but not to this degree.

    8. Re:There's also: by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it was worse than my old, fading memory recalled. It was an "upgrade", not a switch.

    9. Re:There's also: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alltel does not run cricket, maybe you are thinking of boomerang?

    10. Re:There's also: by lavaface · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that cingular, at&t, and sprint are on both lists. Says a lot, doesn't it?

    11. Re:There's also: by tjowatonna · · Score: 1

      This list surprises me quite a bit. I have been with T-Mobile for almost a year now and so far their customer service with me has been top notch. I changed my number when moving to a different locale with no issues, and once a CS rep gave me free minutes on my plan since I was concerned that I was going to go over my plan (I was in a remote time zone, hense the concern). Never once has there been a problem with my bill. Of course, when my contract's up I will leave them because they don't have very good phone service; that is, reception areas are horrible compared to the competitors like Verizon (and even Sprint). That is maybe why T-Mobile is one of the most hated.

    12. Re:There's also: by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Well, did the rep you spoke with on the phone know your wireless number? Available promotions vary from state to state, day to day, and not to mention plan to plan. It's impossible to know all possible promotions without having the wireless number and checking the actual system to see what's available.

      It's also possible that dealers have a different system. Us guys in the call centers don't know much about the dealers other than that they are the cause of a lot of problems ;)

    13. Re:There's also: by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      I work for AT&T Wireless as a customer care rep (indirectly, through a contractor)... it doesn't surprise me that we're the #2 most hated cellphone company. I would say that 90% of the calls I get are because somebody...did something really stupid .

      Of course, the grandparent post and linked article actually place AT&T in the number three spot.

      I think I've found the problem....

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      ~Idarubicin
  11. Call centers by TechnologyX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work at a call center here in my hometown ( I'm in college, it's not my fault ) and we have a line group dedicated to things like AT&T ( now.. Cingular I believe ) customer support and the like.
    The biggest problem with the line group is that ANYONE can be on it. If you can read at a 5th grade level, type at 10 wpm, and spell decently, you're on. I've heard all sorts of horror stories from the team leaders of people sitting there for 10 minutes going "umm... umm.. I don't really know.. let me give you a different number, maybe they will know.."

    If call centers like ours would raise the bar on entry requirements and actually train the agents better, I'm sure we'd see less complaints.

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    1. Re:Call centers by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The call center I worked for while in college hired people that were dumb. Real fucking dumb. Not only did they do that they basically pushed you through training even if you SUCKED at being a CSR. They figured you'd learn as you went.

      Well that's all fine and good. Some of us knew what the hell we were talking about. Problem was that AT&T changed *DAILY* yes it says daily what it let us say about stuff. One day we could say this and another day completely contradict ourselves.

      It's not entirely the CSR's fault. There is only so much they are allowed to do.

      If you get one that sucks hang up on the idiots and call right back. Keeping playing Russian Roulette till you hit someone that sounds like they have half a brain.

    2. Re:Call centers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raise the bar you say? How about empower the employee with the ability to make the decision on the telephone. I've worked for several large corporations in the Help Desk department. The one problem I always ran into was dealing with the guest and not being able to simply take over the call. Let me make the decision to reset his password, let me make the decision to go down to his office and fix his problem. Yeah we can all dream and in the perfect world I would also be able to walk down to that individuals desk and place a large stamp on the screen saying "do not use until you've learned how to operate a computer". The same applies for call centers. I wish call centers would evolve. Give them the tools to do their jobs, the wage to make the job worth doing and an opportunity to move up the ladder when a job is well done. Most call centers are dead end jobs and there's no 2 ways around it. After having left the industry I still regularly get emails saying "we've got a great Help Desk opportunity for you". Oh please.. The words great and help desk are about as far away from the job description as it can be. I'm not simply saying that Help Desk jobs suck, in my opinion it's the whole mentality that's the problem: "let's get people to answer the phone calls without being able to fix the problem at a wage that's mediocre". I guess it's a double edge sword, as a consumer there isn't much I feel I can do to change the system and the companies certainly won't change unless they have to (the bottom line is always money).

      Just my .02763 cents Canadian

    3. Re:Call centers by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1
      If you get one that sucks hang up on the idiots and call right back. Keeping playing Russian Roulette till you hit someone that sounds like they have half a brain.
      I like the idea of playing Russian Roulette with call center staff.

      Load revolver with one round in a random place.
      Call Customer service and wait for them to say hello.
      Place gun next to receiver and pull trigger.

      Sooner or later one of those call center staff is going to need clean underwear.
      --
      Where's the Kaboom?
      There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
  12. Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Voice over IP becomes even more ubiquitous. The likelihood of it taking over #1 as top irritating support is all but assured.

  13. The difference between cell phones and cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, they are second only to car dealers in number complaints to Better Business Bureaus.

    The difference is, the cellphone companies at least use Vaseline.

    Car dealers use motor oil and road salt!

  14. I know the reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Maybe in India people don't use cellphones! They should outsurce people to Singapore... hmm... wait a minute

  15. A joke (by me) by Chagatai · · Score: 5, Funny
    Three guys are standing around, bragging about how good their cellphones are. "I can play poker and blackjack on my cellphone," said the first. "Oh, yeah? Well, mine has a color display and can play games like Splinter Cell on it," said the second. The third guy places his phone on the ground and begins violently stomping on it repeatedly. "What are you doing?!" shout the other two.

    "Mine has got Dance Dance Revolution on it."

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    --Chag
    1. Re:A joke (by me) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey that's a pretty good joke.

    2. Re:A joke (by me) by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Hey, for once the mods give something that is actually funny some mod points. I've gotten used to these rehashes of the same lame jokes, that's a breath of fresh air!

    3. Re:A joke (by me) by NintenDoctor · · Score: 3, Informative

      You laugh like it's not real.

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      I've moved on.
    4. Re:A joke (by me) by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've gotten used to these rehashes of the same lame jokes,

      In Soviet Russia, lame jokes rehash you. ;)

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      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    5. Re:A joke (by me) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mine has got..." You must be some sort of backwoods retard.

    6. Re:A joke (by me) by PMuse · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I thought the punch line would be . . .

      Three guys are standing around, bragging about how good their cellphones are. "I can play poker and blackjack on my cellphone," said the first. "Oh, yeah? Well, mine has a color display and can play games like Splinter Cell on it," said the second. The third guy places his phone next to his head and starts speaking into the air. "What are you doing?!" shout the other two. "Calling home," the third guy says. Whereupon, the other two flee in terror, screaming, "It makes calls! He's in league with the great devil! Tinfoil -- must find tinfoil."

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      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
    7. Re:A joke (by me) by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Funny shit man. I'm wiping coffee off my monitor...

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      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    8. Re:A joke (by me) by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, lame jokes rehash you. ;)

      That hurt me physically. I had a tiny seizure when I read that.

  16. More details... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Commenting upon their second place finish, Verizon and Cingular Wireless both vowed to try harder next year.

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    Unknown host pong.
    1. Re:More details... by jd · · Score: 1

      The thing that scares me is I'm not sure the comment wasn't more informative than funny... Yeesh!

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:More details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine what it would be like if they only tried hard. Sorry... cheesy rental car company commercial... Herz maybe?

  17. Related Audio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you know urdu/hindi, here's something rather funny you might like to listen:

    http://mobilink.uni.cc/

    note, NOT work safe!

  18. Cell phones have customer service? by greymond · · Score: 0

    Since when?

    1. Re:Cell phones have customer service? by Roofus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's funny. The customer service reps can be rude, disrespectful, and have unacceptable wait times.

      But then try calling a payment hotline, I've never talked to such a group of prompt, cheerful jerks in my life!

      Always happy to take your money (obviously).

    2. Re:Cell phones have customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      overrated? yeah why not mark down everyone who starts as a 2 - way to go mod...why not try to find the humor in it and give a +1 funny?

    3. Re:Cell phones have customer service? by LinuxMacWin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking exactly the same yesterday, although in a different area.

      I was on hold with INS for 28 minutes before the rep picked up, and then I said give me 15 seconds to get my wife on line (I had already set up with her to be nearby). She refused. We are not authorized to be put on hold. I said ok, wait for 10 sec and if I am not back, hang up. NO. Thank you very much. You should have thought of this. And this after waiting 4 freaking years for to get a file processed.

      On the other hand, my DMV bill arrived promptly 70 days before the due date.

    4. Re:Cell phones have customer service? by cyber_soldat · · Score: 1

      The reason why they were so happy is that they probably think its going to be a short call. Its not like they get any reward for processing payments. Whereas when you hear somebody say " I have a problem with my bill" it could last a long time, I had calls last up to about 2 hrs. Because the customer didn't want to pay a legit bill, wanted to save money and yell at me. I am happy to not be a customer care rep anymore. If they had an actualy mistake on their bill it usualy was done very quickly. For instance if they had accidental roaming charges from mexico or something, usualy you could have it fixed in 10 mins time.

    5. Re:Cell phones have customer service? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      It's actually faster to not pay your bill, wait a month, then call them for regular customer service (And pay the bill if they help) then to call the regular support lines.

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      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
  19. Totally saw this coming by Fake+Trout · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've sold Sprint, Verizon, and Cingular at various jobs and its rare that anyone is ever coming in to the store satisfied with the service and looking to continue their contract or upgrade. WLNP should be putting the spurs to the wireless companies by now, but I haven't seen any evidence of any company stepping anythig up. I'm currently a Sprint customer and don't have anything bad to say about them right now, but I know damn well that if I did I might be on hold for 10 minutes before talking to an unreceptive operator.

    1. Re:Totally saw this coming by proteinaceous · · Score: 1

      Being on hold with Sprint for 10 minutes is a HUGE improvement! When I had (yes, past tense) Sprint the customer service wait time was rarely less than 30 minutes. One time I was on hold I got frustrated and I left the phone on the table while I went to the store...when I got home I was STILL on hold.

      This was a number of years ago so, hopefully, their customer service has gotten better. It was horrendous when I was with them and I'll likely never consider them again.

    2. Re:Totally saw this coming by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I work at a telco soon to be the 3rd on your list.

      But anyways. I work in operations in the dataside (GPRS/EDGE/UMTS), we work 60-80 hour weeks to make sure the network is up, that everything is working correctly. The hardware is always being patched, upgraded, its a constant juggle. And this is common for all carriers.

      Then we have the field who does the RF piece. Base stations for each market, Cell site deployment and tuning. Most of the markets outsource to either ericsson, nokia, nortel or lucent. This is the worse thing that can happen, low paid contractors..

      Then there is the Call centers, mass low paid jobs with high turnover, and half are outsourced to major low pay parts of the country. (Atlanta anyone?)

      So, where is the ownership, pride of the company? Everyone is working for a paycheck. Where is the bonus awards for people? Where is the respect of management for its employees?

      The total lack of responsibility of the CEO's have screwed over the companys. Stock sharing is a joke, 98% of the employees are loosing money while VP's,CEOs', etc just gave themselves stock at half the merger price.

      Basically it comes down that all the Telcos are Major corporations, with little groups (fiefdoms) that can't work together. Outsourcing to save money, and shady back room deals buying software that cant do the job, but someone got a kick back. The skill level of the Customer care group never rises because of the high turn around rate due to low pay, so might as well offshore them.

      Lets put it this way, pay the person to do a job, and make sure there are enough people. Without enough people to do the job, correctly, with pride and ownership, the companies are doomed to fail with customer service.

      Ever go to a more expensive place because they did good quality? Every shopped around for the most cheapest cellphone and rate plan?

      Maybe trade some of those billions in revenue to make a good company. What a novel idea.

      BTW, you do realize most Telcos use the same vendors and hardware? So the only difference is the people. And if all the companies are ran the same, what is the difference then?

      Maybe it will get better when all hardware is the same, and the only thing left is good customer service.

  20. headline misleading.. a bit :) by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Cell Phone Customer Service Ranked Next to Last IN USA" is what it should read.. and the companies are saving at the wrong spot.

    If they provided better coverage and better service usa wouldn't be a 3rd world country when it comes to cellphone service and usage(so - they'd probably make even more money if they'd just bothered to do it properly)...

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    1. Re:headline misleading.. a bit :) by leadsling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, this is one of those "I have to have it and the nature of the contract makes it that we don't really have to take care of you cause you signed it and you have to pay us no matter what" kind of deals. Like your land line phone service was before competition.

    2. Re:headline misleading.. a bit :) by usmcpanzer · · Score: 1

      If they provided better coverage and better service usa wouldn't be a 3rd world country when it comes to cellphone service and usage(so - they'd probably make even more money if they'd just bothered to do it properly)...

      If other countries wern't so damn small compared to the USA their coverage would such too.

    3. Re:headline misleading.. a bit :) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      bullshit, it should scale. "USA is big" is a stupid argument for why the service is bad in fucking metropolises.

      ever take a look at population density of Finland.. yet it's damn hard to find a place even in Lapland where you weren't under cover of at least 2 of the 3 gsm networks(basically you would need to hike far far away from any roads even.. and even then you'd need know the placements of the gsm cells to get away from one without spending the whole year lookign for that spot).

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  21. Sure this will turn into a cell bitching thread... by Atario · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...so here's my contribution to it.

    I added a second phone to my plan for my wife when we got married. This cause Cingular to silently erase all my vaunted "they're yours -- keep 'em" Rollover Minutes, of which I'd accumulated about 1,800. I started getting big overage charges on my bills. Each month, I'd call them up to straighten things out, and each month they'd be screwed up still. This went on for about six or seve months, till I finally got someone who seemed to know which end is up.

    After all was said and done, I was told the initial erasure happened because I altered my plan on some day other than the first billing day of the month.

    Nice system, Cingular. Dorks.

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  22. it's cnn, mate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not likely to be slashdotted, and there's no registration required. chill on the karma whoring.

  23. Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by LS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But have you ever had a billing error in YOUR favor?

    LS

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    There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
    1. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Scott+Robinson · · Score: 1

      Hell yes I've had billing mistakes in my favour! Bank of America gave me $200 once. I told them about it promptly, but due to various legalities and paperwork issues I ended up getting to keep it.

      I didn't touch it, though, for several months ... just in case.

    2. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by maxbang · · Score: 3, Funny

      But have you ever had a billing error in YOUR favor?

      Yeah, but it's been a while. I haven't played Monopoly since I was eight.

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    3. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a round about way yes...think it's been 6 months now and not a single bill? Gawd I love corporate beaurocricy :D

    4. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by josh3736 · · Score: 1
      But have you ever had a billing error in YOUR favor?

      I think that many people wouldn't even notice it.

      You glance at amount due, it's under what you'd notice as suspicious, so you pay and never think about it.

    5. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by captain_craptacular · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a round about way yes...think it's been 6 months now and not a single bill? Gawd I love corporate beaurocricy :D

      I'd be careful. You signed a contract detailing what you would pay for what service and you have been using that service. Technically, it's not the companies responsibility to remind you to pay. In other words they can perfectly legally charge you interest, late fee's, or just refer you to collections and shut down your service.

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      They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty nor security
    6. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      But have you ever had a billing error in YOUR favor?


      Never on my cell phone bill, but I did on my credit card once. They cashed a check I sent them for $1300 instead of $300. I yelled at the bank and they put the $1000 back in my checking account right away, but I didn't saw a word to the credit card company.


      I put the $1000 credit I had into my money market account. Eight months later when they figured it out, I gave it back to them. But I was still up $50 or so on the interest. Ok, so not enough to retire on, but might as well take advantage of the rare error in my favor, right?

    7. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, I had a bank error in my favor (sort of), once. Over two-thousand dollars (US) showed on my bank statement, so I withdrew it and spent it on needed essentials (caffeine, video games, and computer hardware). The bank contacted me a few weeks later, nearly screaming that they would sue me for the money back, noting an error in their processing. I, of course, refuted the claim that I stole the money from their error.

      After going back and forth with them, daily, for over a month, they decided to audit their systems again.

      The results:
      1. I received a bonus of over two-thousand dollars from my workplace (which they failed to notify me of) for outstanding work troubleshooting bug-ridden source code.
      2. 8 cases of Bawls drink. mmm... caffeine and guarana.
      3. A turkey dinner, free -- compliments of my bank.
      4. The bank manager grovelling, begging for forgiveness for over 5 minutes. Priceless.

      Needless to say, I am no longer a customer of that bank. I made it painfully clear that they should pay me for my time in troubleshooting their faulty processes and spend less time fighting customers over imaginary monetary discrepancies.

    8. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard an interview on the radio of a lady always double checking her grocery bills. You see, here you get a 3$ rebate if the price charged at the register does not match the one shown on the shelf. (Or the item for free if it costs less than 3 dollar).

      In one of the store, after 3 months, the cashier recognized her, called the manager who told her "this is the last time we pay you for an error, you are not permitted to shop here anymore." He then turned around and left real fast.

      After a year the lady calculated an average of 3 errors a week (for about 120 items), and 98% of them in the advantage of the store. She is convinced that since no one ever goes back for a few cents in error, they just grab a few cents off every customer, resulting in hundreds of thousand at the end of the year.

    9. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      Here in OZ *some* shops abide by the Electronic Code of Practice. If an item scans high, you get it for free.

      I cashed in on an entire case of beer at Macs Liquor a few years ago when it scanned higher than the shelf price.

      Last month I went into Dan Murphys and had a bottle of CC scan high. I asked about the code of practice, the store clerk looked at me blankly. I asked to see the manager and he fed me some shit about it not applying to alcohol. I didn't get it for free ;-(

      The main reason I was so taken aback is that Macs Liquor and Dan Murphys are owned by the same company, Woolworths.

    10. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by shawn99452 · · Score: 1

      When I first moved into my house, the previous owners (who I knew) moved over the gas / electric / etc. for me, so I wouldn't have to. After 3 months in the house, I hadn't received a Gas bill yet, and I was beginning to get suspicious. I called Nicor, and they told me that there was no address on the account, so they never sent a bill. They were just kind of accumulating charges, waiting until someone called them, and I had to pay them $300 in late gas charges because they never bothered to contact me. I mean, they read the gas meter on the house once a month, it isn't like they don't know where I live!
      The moral of the story is that if you don't get a bill, it isn't because they forgot, it's because they probably lost some piece of data about you, but rest assured that they're still charging you the whole time!

    11. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by debozero · · Score: 1

      I had one billing error in my favor. While with AT&T wireless (I am now with Nextel and happy for the most part) I had my service suspended because my bill was 2 months past due so after 3 call 2.5 hours each I got through to a CSR who actually listened to my problem and did not just read from a script. What happen was the last 2 months my account was not being credited (joys of paying bills online with AT&T Wireless I guess) once the CSR noticed the problem they restored service. Here's the kicker It took me another 3 hours to explain to them I was being charged for calls I did not make and I was being doubled billed for reactivation fees when is was clearly their fault. So finally after another hour of explaining to them I was fed up with the games and was contacting legal representation to correct this issue. I was given two options first I could receive a credit on my wireless account for the amount owed to me (about $200) or they could cut me a check. The credit would be instant (but it seemed all the rates increased and the credit which should have lasted 3 - 4 months for me lasted about 1.5 months because all my calls seemed to then be rounded up to the nearest 10 min) or I could wait 6 - 8 weeks for the check to arrive in the mail. So after I changed my online shopping credit card twice (it seems when I paid my bill online with AT&T wireless my card was stolen TWICE!) and got my 2nd month's bill I had enough of AT&T's games and ended my service and went with Nextel which has much better CS (at least for me) but the reception could be better. So I guess even if billing errors are in you favor it almost requires a lawyer to correct their error yet they are always more than happy to take your money.

    12. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Krypto420 · · Score: 1

      Actually I have... Verizon posted someone elses payment to my account... I got my bill and it said that I had a big credit instead of owing them. I wasn't about to call and complain about it. They ended up realizing and my bill the next month was 2x what it normally is... oh well.

    13. Re:Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not paying long distance on my land line. Verizon(the local telco) says AT&T is my provider. AT&T denies the charges :-) I tried to get it fixed but gave up after a while. It's been about 18 months like this.

  24. the pics by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love the pictures in the article. They just show people merrily using their cellphones. It would make more sense if they showed the angry users, you know, the ones who smash their phones to teeny tiny bits, feed the bits to a squirrel, and then smash the squirrel into teeny tiny bits.

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    1. Re:the pics by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... and then smash the squirrel into teeny tiny bits.

      I've found that this is extraordinarily difficult to do under normal conditions, and quite messy.

      I have found that both problems can be readily solved by freezing the squirrel in liquid nitrogen. (After feeding it the phone bits and before smashing.)

      Cheers.

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  25. script readers... by ejaw5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once had to make a long distance call to a company to order a development board, and being a bit paranoid at the time I wanted to ask my provider (T-Mobile) about cell phone security. (I don't have long distance service on my landline) Here's how it went down from what I remembered:

    Me: Yes, I'd like to know if your cell phone service is secure for making an order over the phone?

    Support: Ah, you want to buy a new phone?

    Me: (?!!) No. I'm asking about the security of cell phone usage. See, I'm planning on placing an order over the phone from a company.

    Support: You have a phone from another company?

    Me: No. I want to know if someone can intercept my cell phone call.

    Support: T-Mobile does not record and monitor your calls.

    Me: Thanks.....have a nice day.

    I was hoping for a "Yes, the service is encrypted" or something. Guess that's what I get for being lazy to research myself.

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    1. Re:script readers... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You can always dial something like 10-10-321 on your landline to make long distance calls... it's not very expensive. If you only make a few long distances calls a year, it's definitely better than any plan where you pay a fixed amount every month.

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    2. Re:script readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can pick up frequency hopping analog calls on my TV. The conversation hops every few seconds, but it's far enough apart to serendipidously catch a credit card number.

      I suppose if I had a whole bunch of digital capture boards I could re-assemble conversations based on a signal starting on one frequency at the same time as a signal dissapears from annother channel.

      CDMA (GPRS) or other digital calls are annother matter entirely.

    3. Re:script readers... by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      The way I understand it is, GSM is encrypted and TDMA/CDMA is not.

    4. Re:script readers... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Until MCI(who ownes that service, and who I worked for once) decides that was a request to order LD service at 5.95 a month and to be billed to timbuk tu NJ. Then they start calling you asking for Joe Last customer who had your # in 1911, won't tell you why they are calling cause you keep saying Joe doesn't live here. Then they realise their data is wrong, update it but do this just before they send you to collections for the $80 in monthly fees they racked up. Then when you call in with questions about your credit report, they have purged the record of your "account" and refuse to remove the bad credit rating, and only will refer you to the collection agency, who won't forgive the debt either, but will refer you back to MCI.

      Best part is 10-10-321 is advirtised as being from TelcomUSA, so why the heck you have bad credit from MCI most people don't know!

      I got calls about this at least 4 times a week in one call center out of like 10 of 300-1200 people each. That should tell you how often this happened.

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    5. Re:script readers... by nolife · · Score: 1

      Modded as funny but you can pick up analog calls on some tv's.

      Analog cell phones use the frequencies close to the upper end of the UHF stations. If you have an old school tv with an analog tuner, you can stretch to the upper end and pick up the conversations. Way back in the late 80's when I was living in the military barracks in Orlando my portable B&W tv picked them up fine. Back then, it seemed just about every conversation was about drugs. You also USED to be able to listen to them with a scanner but the FCC made listening to these frequencies a crime and then extended the ban several times to make it illegal to recieve the band at all and then made it illegal to modify a scanner to recieve the band. Basically the FCC made the law to protect the industy growth and acceptance and allow the cell companies to milk out the old tecnology and blow off your security and privacy. Great example of the FCC looking out for the big business. Almost as bad as the FCC giving itself authority to tell the cell companies they can modify my phone contract at will and raise the rates I negotiated months earlier to pay for an unchecked and undisclosed total amount to recover for WLNP. Think about this when the cell companies are trying to get something from the FCC in the future.

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    6. Re:script readers... by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      TDMA/CDMA generally are encrypted too. It's the old AMPS analog cell phones that are unencrypted.

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  26. Poor Business Model by kevman42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Disclaimer: Didn't RTFA

    This seems to be a very common complaint about wireless phone, and one of the main reasons I haven't migrated to it. Seems like every person I ask says their plans' customer service stinks, but they've heard such-and-such has a good system. I'll then find someone who is on said system, and they'll tell me that theirs stinks, but they've heard another system is good. Repeat the process ad nauseum.

    What I'm wondering is, is the service in the industry really this awful, or is it a "grass is greener" syndrome? Seems to me that it's the perfect opportunity for a smaller wireless company to *gasp* invest in non-outsourced, quality customer care representatives. Word of mouth will spread, and theoretically, people will say "Yes, I like the customer service on this plan" instead of referring you to another company. This will in turn lead to increased customer base, increased satisfaction, and most importantly increased profits.

    Of course, then there's still that pesky reception issue to deal with...

    1. Re:Poor Business Model by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 1

      I was on AT&T for about two years, T-Mobile for a year, and am now on Sprint PCS.

      AT&T sucked. Their sales reps lied about their handsets' capabilities (e.g. the handset could receive, but not send, text messages). I had consistently poor reception. Their telephone support was awful. And, most damning of all, they didn't have any decent service plans.

      T-Mobile had better customer support and superior technology. I still wish I had my Ericcson T-68i handset. I haven't had a better phone since. Their service plans were better than AT&T...I finally had free nights and weekends! Unfortunately, starting in November last year, I continuously received "network busy" messages on my handset and was unable to make or receive calls. I even tried another handset. Needless to say, no matter how good their plans, support, or handsets, consistently missed phone calls for three months suck and I switched to Sprint. As best I can tell, their cells in my area are over capacity. Joy.

      I've been on Sprint PCS since mid-January. The customer support has been OK, and there haven't been any major problems with the handset. The Internet access is surprisingly good. Coverage is good, though I've noticed the phone drops calls occasionally (maybe when moving between cells?). Every time the handset's dropped a call or reported the network's busy, I've been able to immediately redial. My only complaint is that I don't like the flip part of my phone.

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    2. Re:Poor Business Model by Trejus · · Score: 1

      I dunno, neither I nor anybody I know ever really have a problem with customer service. AT&T and Voicestream (now T-Mobile) were always very responsive on the phone and were generally a pleasure to deal with. Even when cancelling the contracts.

      With my current provider, Verizon, I think the most I've had to wait to talk to someone is like 45 seconds, and I've had nothing but good experiences there either. I'm actually very happy with them.

      Maybe it ties into your last point, that some people just can't get around the fact that it's a mobile telephone and won't, under any circumstances, be as reliable as a land-line. I think the people who like their cellphones take it as a given that it will drop when you go to certian places. Those who can't deal with it, hate their cellphones.

      Or maybe i'm just lucky and haven't been biten yet.

      P.S. I think everybody hates sprint with a passion.

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  27. Crazy like foxes by Grrr · · Score: 1


    If the entire industry has abysmal customer service, "churn" is reduced ... ?

    <grrr>

  28. The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Sweet. Contracts are up by %15, we cut half our customer service department, and this new report shows that people don't like it. But they keep buying it, so we'll keep shovelling it!"

    "Life is good."

    -Adam

    1. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to use the walkie talkies I bought at the grocery store - sure they go through 9-volts like crazy - but I never have to wait on hold.

    2. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Sweet. Contracts are up by %15, we cut half our customer service department, and this new report shows that people don't like it. But they keep buying it, so we'll keep shovelling it!

      You forgot the step that makes it ever-so-much more offensive...

      "...people don't like it. So they switch before their contract runs out, then have to pay the rest of their contract off and our early termination fee. Of course, the loss of a customer doesn't matter, because for every one going out, we have someone coming in equally annoyed at our competition".

      Once they have your signature on the dotted line, they have an actual incentive to piss you off enough to drop them early. Why would they provide customer service?

    3. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by eth00 · · Score: 1

      Sprint has recently become much better about that. I think the new termination fee on most of the plans is only $150. Most times they give you rebate nearly that for a phone. Now I probably would not spend as much on the phone without the rebate but the point is the fee is not horrible.
      Of course it would be much better if all cell phone companies were better to deal with!

    4. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by tjowatonna · · Score: 1

      Remind anyone about the price of gas lately?

      American Public: We demand that gas prices go down!
      OPEC: Well, what if they don't?
      AP: We'll just keep buying gas for our SUVs
      OPEC: OK, so when did this become a concern for us?

    5. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by echucker · · Score: 1

      As a member of the Quality Department I can give you one reason why they won't - customer service is a cost center. It doesn't directly MAKE the company money. As a general rule, if execs can't see positive cashflow rolling in from a given department or division, it gets the short end of the stick. And it turns out the cost of quality is one of the hardest items to quantify.

    6. Re:The conversation in the board room tomorrow... by cyber_soldat · · Score: 1

      well they can directly make money by signing contracts and whatnot over the phone, all 1 year contracts can be signed over the phone and are binding. So right there you have at gained at least a termination fee in terms of profit, or 12 months of service and the lowest plan is 19.99.

  29. Sprint by CommanderData · · Score: 0

    God knows, Sprint is the worst of the lot. Poor coverage, poor roaming, billing issues, bad customer service. You name it, I've had it with them. Too bad Verizon isn't even an option in my area, not that they are any better!

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    1. Re:Sprint by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      Sprint is the worst of the lot. Poor coverage, poor roaming, billing issues, bad customer service.
      I've been a SPCS customer for several years. I signed up with them over others because at the time they had coverage in the places I travel to. Since then I've never had a problem with coverage - never once. Thus, I've never had a need to roam. I've also never had a billing issue, probably because I don't roam and I don't use my phone for anything other than making or receiving calls (not a Vision plan, so no data usage). And the few times I've needed to deal with CS have been painless as well. While I do hear lots of stories like yours (ever check out alt.cellular.sprintpcs?) my own experience has been good.

      Of course, YMMV (and evidently yours does).
  30. US Cellular... by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in Nov, when portability just started i was switching my prepaid US Cellular number to a contract with Cingular. Not only did it take 2 weeks, and Cingular blamed US Cell, and for some reason US Cell blamed AT&T... But one of the numerous times i spent hours on hold with US Cellular i was transfered to some fruit market. A FRUIT MARKET!!?! Thats when i knew they were just fucking with me for the hell of it and i went and lodged various complaints with the US Cellular customer "service" persons supervisor, the BBB and the FCC. Also prior to all this, one of the times i was getting more minutes (you had to do that in-store for whatever reason) i had to wait in the store for 45 before they got to my name on the sign in list, this was after being skipped over several times (to my vocal objections) by people "just paying their bills", as i was about to walk out the door i loudly proclaimed that they'd just wasted half an hour of my life when all i wanted to do was give them my money, and that was why i was switching to cingular next month.

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    1. Re:US Cellular... by hartba · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're going to switch to Cingular anyway. AT&T bought out US Cellular and Cingular just bought out AT&T. I guess there really is no way to win.

      All I know is that if they don't activate this stolen phone I just bought off of Ebay, I'm definitely reporting them to the BBB.

      -Barry

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    2. Re:US Cellular... by rainwalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had an even more annoying experience in their store. They made me wait for more than an hour and a half with a fussy one-year-old, as I was trying to renew my contract. Then, the rep wouldn't let me get any of the "promo" plans, which was what I was interested in switching to, despite the fact that they were listed as for both new and renewal customers. I politely declined and left, intending to switch to the only other major carrier in my area (Sprint, ugh), but the wife convinced me to call their phone service first. They promptly transferred me to Retention, who got everything set up nicely with the new, promo contract, waived all fees, and gave us the "new customer" price on two new phones (ie, free), and let me stop in the store again to get them (she added a note to my record to stop f*cking around and give us the phones).

      The moral is, call retention and bitch. They are the only people who care. If they don't care about you, well...you're SOL :)

    3. Re:US Cellular... by eison · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth - Cingular and US Cellular may both be right. US Cellular's service was bought by AT&T in some markets (e.g. this license swap ), and AT&T screwed up number portability to a huge degree (e.g. one of many articles about half of all port complaints were just AT&T )

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  31. Cell Phone Customer Service by Zoshnell · · Score: 1

    Customer service anywhere is alot like sales anywhere, only the duplicitious or the masochist survive. Especially when jobs are on the line based purely on numbers and not customer service in any kind of conventional sense. Thats what you get when you corporatize SERVICE I suppose...

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  32. Just playing Devil's Advocate... by Ataru · · Score: 1

    ... and these fuckers often remind me of The Horned One, but...

    We don't expect undertakers to work for free. Why shouldn't a charge be made for closing a deceased person's account?

    1. Re:Just playing Devil's Advocate... by kcurtis · · Score: 1

      The undertaker is providing a service - preparation of the deceased for burial (or whatever), wakes, funeral service arrangements, etc. Also, you don't need to use an undertaker - you can just let the state deal with it. Bottom line: the undertaker is getting paid for work being done in the present.

      Now, a better argument would be that a credit card company would still want to collect on existing accounts after the death. But, this is for money already spent by the deceased, so the estate should be responsible.

      Forcing an estate/widow to continue to pay for future services that will never be used is just cold. If a company did this to me or my family, I would cancel all accounts and take my story to the newspaper -- assuming that going to the top management didn't resolve the problem. I'd also call my Congressman - they are regulated, after all.

      Sure, they *can* do it. But should they? Seems like bad business. Given my experience with Verizon as my land-line company, I can absolutely see them doing this. They are bastards. I've already reduced my service as much as possible to keep my DSL going - if I could drop them completely I would.

    2. Re:Just playing Devil's Advocate... by Alex711 · · Score: 1

      It is common law that if one party is unable to perform their obligations under a contract for some legitmate reason (death being the most notable exception), and the other party has not already completed their performance then the contract is void and unenforcable.

    3. Re:Just playing Devil's Advocate... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Why shouldn't a charge be made for closing a deceased person's account?

      There is no sound business reason why charging for closing a deceased person's account should be wrong. But there is a sound social reason. The solution, however, is not to trust the company to provide socially responsible service. The solution is to require them by law to require such service, and to penalize them so as to make it unprofitable to not provide it. That is the motivation behind regulation.

      Unfortunately, most fines/punishments are small enough to be considered costs-of-business, and are therefore ineffective.

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  33. Actual Numbers: Throw out Sprint PCS by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is the list. Throw out Sprint, Charter, and Comcast. These dogs are skewing the numbers.

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  34. Re:Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can beat everyone on this post. i use to work for both AT&T Wireless and an OUTSOURCED customer service for T-Mobile. Boy the stuff i could tell.. From double billing, to fees posted in error.

  35. They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I made the mistake of buying a 2 year GSM subscription with AT&T and a Motorola T720 telephone. I did this in response to having major issues with my previous non-GSM phone getting reception. This turned out to be a remarkably poor decision, as AT&T's GSM service was inferior even to their older-technology service, and this particular Motorola phone wasn't even "Alpha" quality (it effectively powered down without notice if it couldn't find service for more than a few minutes, which happened CONSTANTLY).

    Anyway, they sold me this stuff, it didn't work, and I was on a 2 year contract. In going back and forth with them for a while, they explained to me that this was an 'unusual' problem, that their GSM service was good, and that the telephone was not buggy (and perhaps I should warranty mine). This greatly conflicted with reports from fellow users of their GSM service and this Motorola telephone that I'd been reading on the Internet....as it turned out there seemed to be a great number of people in my situation.

    So I called AT&T and told them our contract was at an end, and to cancel the service immediately. They of course demanded a $175 cancellation fee. I informed that they would not need this fee, as the reason for the cancellation was their failure to provide the services which were set forth in the contract, i.e. cellular telephone service. It takes a LONG TIME to explain how this works to any customer service rep. Eventually, they actually figured it out and agreed to part ways without additional costs. I consider myself lucky for not having to take them to small claims over the $175.

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    1. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Was it within the 30 day Buyer's Remorse period? We only charge the $175 ETF if you've been under contract for 30 days or longer.

    2. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 1

      Was it within the 30 day Buyer's Remorse period? We only charge the $175 ETF if you've been under contract for 30 days or longer.

      It took me 45 days to realize I'd been fleeced, when the rep told me I was 15 days out of luck. It takes a little while before you're friends start to ask "how come you never pick up your phone," and you find out that that "service not available" message actually won't go away until you reboot the phone (and the phone didn't initially SEEM to go into this mode as often).

      After cancelling I switched to Verizon, basically for the reasons that their customer service was supposedly higher rated and that they were NOT pushing GSM technology yet. I'm since amazed at how neat it is to actually have a phone that works most all of the time.

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    3. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by muel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked customer service for a phone company for about a year, and this was after I'd received a bachelor's degree from a four-year university. This company was a land-line reseller that marketed business-rate services (T1, DID trunks, etc) - basically, lots of multi-line accounts for companies with hundreds of phones.

      Somehow, though, a lot of small companies were suckered into signing up with our company, which was silly cuz these small companies only needed one or two lines, tops. Those small companies were at the bottom rung of the company's priority list. Shitty line service, tons of billing errors, and on and on.

      But here's the thing: the biggest complaints I got from callers, time and time again, always concerned the 1- and 2-year contracts that they'd inadvertently signed to. People do not like having to stick to a contract that they willingly signed to and will do anything they can to be freed of one. Including complaining over and over and over.

      In your case, I'm afraid that the company didn't refund your cancellation fee because of the legality of the contract. What I mean is, even if your service was shit-ass poor, you were still receiving some sort of signal strength, some sort of "product," however shitty it may have been, and unless your contract specifically stated a range and strength of signal over a span of time, you'd be SOL if you took that to claims court. Contracts are not written to favor customers who've been shafted with a bad product. If you'd been charged for a span of time in which your phone wasn't activated, you would have a case, because then you could dig through AT&T's system and check for the date of the activation of your service along with the span of time your phone was used.

      No, you got what is known as a courtesy refund, or a "we'd rather lose $175 than deal with the publicity of an upset customer and possible retaliation thereof." Most customers DON'T get those. Call centers are designed to placate people in your situation into accepting the terms of their contract and eating their mistake.

      Now, here's the insight that I think is most necessary in understanding these customer service "rankings." When people complain about bad customer service, it's commonly for two reasons:

      1) the idiot on the other end of the phone is ignorant and truly underqualified.
      2) you didn't get what you wanted, ie refunds, free stuff, an extension on your late bill, a voided contract.

      So when I think about my experience in landline service, I think about how many customers were pissed about contract terms, and only 40% of customers were actually under a contract. Imagine a call center with 100% of its callers being stuck in a contract, and you can see the #2 reason having a much bigger effect in the "well fuck this customer service, they're screwing me!" opinion.

      Me, I hate contracts with a passion, because they can put people in situations like Mr. AT&T above me and give such people no legal recourse against perfectly-worded contract gibberish. That's why I haven't upgraded my phone or changed my cell phone terms since my Sprint contract ran out. It gives me strength in my consumer/provider relationship that I couldn't dream of under a contract.

      I would love to see a rebuttal, though, if in fact he did legally have legal strength over AT&T in his situation. Links to precedents?

    4. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by Copid · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of what you're saying, but I think that cell phone companies deserve much of the bad press they get. It's not just people being pissed off that they're stuck in contracts. I've observed (on a very regular basis) that AT&T Wireless had what I liked to call the "laziness charge." That was the fee for the service that the "computer added by mistake" every few months--the fee that they got to keep if you didn't notice it or were too lazy to get it removed. As another poster mentioned, I've never seen "the computer" remove a service charge by accident.

      I think that contracts are the cause, but not directly. Once you have somebody in a contract that says you get their money no matter how crappy your service is, you can abuse your customers all you want. I'm waiting for banks to start doing this. The "You're my bitch" contract model would be ideal for a bank's "random fee for no extra services" business model.

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    5. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is not entirely true, regarding the legal means to cancel a contract. If a company misrepresented their service in a major way, the customer could still have an out even if they signed a cleverly worded contract. Under consumer protection and truth in advertising laws, a company could face legal action if they 'grossly misrepresented' their products and services. If someone has copies of company ads promising 'nationwide free and clear service' and all they actually got was dropped calls and roaming fees out the ass, that would be deceptive advertising at the very least. In this situation, the burden of proof for the consumer would be much higher and would likely be rewarding only in a class action situation. But you are correct in saying that companies generally prefer to eat a few hundred dollars in cancellation fees rather than face the bad press that would come along with a class action suit. Then again, this didn't stop Blockbuster from being taken to court over their deceptive late fee practices.

    6. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And if you read their contracts, you'll probably find lots of clauses about ''best effort' basis and 'as is' and 'does not warrent coverage' and so on.

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    7. Re:They fail to understand what a "contract" is. by debozero · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem but I actually had to have one of my lawyer buddy's get on the phone and threaten them before they gave me a new phone and corrected my account

  36. Re:Article Text by maxbang · · Score: 0

    Thank god you posted this, I was afraid CNN would be slashdotted in a heartbeat. Here, let me provide an even more useless post with this tinyurl link to the article: click here.

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  37. Tiscali by t_allardyce · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know its not cell phone but Tiscali cut us off one day without any warning and gave a recorded message every time we dialled out, there was no number given to call, there was no number on the bill even! none of the support numbers we found would connect to Tiscali's own bloody service, and the message didnt even mention the name Tiscali! it just said contact your service provider. after spending time calling on (a separate) mobile going through several departments we were led around a total farse, different people saying different things, someone saying it was a billing problem but wouldnt let us pay the extra we apparently owed!? in the end one of their own customer service people told us he had switched providers and gave us a rivals name!

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  38. That's because cell phone companies suck.. by brxndxn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They charge for roaming at random. They add fees that were never discussed. They sign you into a 2-year contract and charge you $200 to get out of it when your service wasn't ever reliable.

    Tmobile has screwed me over so many times it isn't funny. I have had 3 different days where I could place or receive no calls. All three days happened to be times where I was trying to coordinate events that involved people travelling. Needless to say, I had a lot of people pissed at me. During the blackout in New York, my brother's and my Tmobile phones would not work while everyone around us were talking on their cell phones. When we tried to access the other networks and force our phones to roam, they would allow emergency calls only.

    For about a month of my contract, only half the calls could be completed. Oh ya, Tmobile also guarantees nothing about calls being made inside. So, I can't use my cell phone in my own home.

    This isn't just Tmobile, though. I had a contract with Sprint. During the first week of the contract, I had trouble getting good service and my calls were getting dropped. They assured me I had 14 days without fee. Then, they sent me a bill for $235. Then, I called them and had $200 removed. They sent me another bill for $35. I also called and had that removed. Then, they sent me to collections for $235. I was able to settle for $0. I wonder how many people ended up paying that $235 or even the $35.

    They have confusing minute plans. Tmobile assured my brother that he had free nights and weekends with his $35/month plan. Then, after recklessly using his phone as a camp counselor after 9pm on weekdays, he got a bill for $450. It turns out that he needed a $39/month plan to get the free nights part of the free nights and weekends. Tmobile also kindly let him know that nothing they ever say is contractual - only what is in fine print.

    I could seriously bitch about cell phone companies all day. I heard Sprint is making something like $230million this year in fees for saving peoples' old cell phone numbers. That is bullshit. The entire goddamn industry has put fees for every damn thing.

    At least when you buy a car, it generally works. There is no cell phone service that works everywhere - and there is no such thing as a cell phone customer who never gets dropped calls (unless they never really use their phones.)

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  39. I have ZERO problems with my cell phone service by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have never, ever, had a single complaint about my cell phone service. Seriously. Nothing's late, no billing problems, no mis-answered questions, no problems with coverage. Nada.

    Then again, I loathe cell phones, and don't have one. Since 98% of what I hear about cell phones boils down to these two things:

    1) Cool faceplates, games, ringtones, etc
    2) The service sucks not just raw eggs, but last year's roadkill raw eggs with salmonella and poisonous spiders crawling all over them

    why on earth would I want one?

    1. Re:I have ZERO problems with my cell phone service by josh3736 · · Score: 1
      Interestingly, I do have a cell phone but have no problems with it. I have an ancient Nokia, but it is a tank. No cool faceplates, games, or ringtones, but it works in the middle of Yellowstone. (Service is from Verizon.)

      The problem is that people say "ooooohhh! Look at the shiny flip phone with the COLOR screen. COLOR!!!!" Too bad that battery won't last you more than half an hour and the antenna can't get a good signal.

      I've logged more than 125 hours of talk time (I'm probably getting brain cancer, but it's more likely to come from my CRT anyways) with nary a dropped call.

      I guess good for me, but I guess I'm proof that cell phones can work reliably.

    2. Re:I have ZERO problems with my cell phone service by thoth · · Score: 1

      Well, that's one solution, but many people really need to be reached when they are away from home or work (two common locations for land lines).

      I take it you don't have kids? Neither do I but I see families I'm friends with constantly need to shuttle the kids around and stay in touch.

      As for me, I like outdoors stuff (running, volleyball, hiking, etc.) This generally requires meeting people away from land-lines to engage in said activities. Meeting up with friends has become far easier since I got a cell-phone. This is true just getting to night clubs for drinks or shows.

      Anyway, I salute your resistance to cell-phones, but they are very handy devices for most people.

    3. Re:I have ZERO problems with my cell phone service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Nokia 6160, and that thing is like a tank. I've had it for 6 or 7 years (or maybe longer? who knows, time flies), and no problems of any sort. Well, the battery is acting a little funny... will make a 5 min call and start getting the low battery warning... forget to charge it when I get home, check it in the morning and it's almost full and will keep going for another couple of days easily... weird.

  40. Call centers-Can you pay me now? Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I work at a call center here in my hometown ( I'm in college, it's not my fault ) "

    Why apologize? It's not like you're a mass murderer or something. The fact that you have to says more about people's attitudes, than the employee themselves.

    "If call centers like ours would raise the bar on entry requirements and actually train the agents better, I'm sure we'd see less complaints."

    And pay better. Funny how we want all the good things (e.g. movies, and music, customer service, long lasting products, teachers who can teach). But we're not really willing to pay for it.

    1. Re:Call centers-Can you pay me now? Good! by ajna · · Score: 1
      Funny how we want all the good things (e.g. movies, and music, customer service, long lasting products, teachers who can teach). But we're not really willing to pay for it.
      This is not entirely true. At least in some fields quality products that are backed up by good customer service and with a resulting premium price tag succeed. For example, in the downhill mountain biking world, Avalanche Downhill Racing rear shock absorbers are widely regarded as being the best, despite the fact that they cost $550, whereas other shocks will typically run $300 or so...
  41. The service here is great by howman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Being an English (only) speaker living in Japan, I have had no problems with contacting my cell provider (NTT DoCoMo) and getting the answers I need.
    I won't go into all the bells and whistles of how great the phones are &c. save to say the only limiting factor I could find was that I had to get a certain brand of phone that had dual language capabilities. Once I chose my phone, everything I got with it was in English, and not the broken English manuals and instructions I expected.
    Any time I have had to talk with an operator or contact NTT directly, all I have to do is say Eigo and the person immediately switches to English.
    Apparently NTT won't even hire you for customer service unless you speak English as well as Japanese.
    I had a setup problem with my e-mail service on my phone, I was getting spam and wanted to know waht to do about it. I called them expecting to be shuffled around or misunderstood, but instead, the woman helping me gave me the answers I needed right off the top of her head without a stutter even though I was not doing the best job of explaining what I was trying to accomplish. In the end, she sat with me on the line and helped me to create an accept list for e-mail messages. Anything not coming from the 20 odd addresses I punched in would not be accepted by my phone. I think this is much better than any block list you can hand me, and much easier on the system side of things too. At the same time I had a question about my home internet connection, also with NTT, and instead of transfering me to another division, she again answered my questions as if she had them written on the back of her hand.
    After having had to deal with Rogers and Bell in Canada , and having a nightmare of a time even getting someone who spoke English, dealing with my issues become secondary to being able to communicate, I have found the service and quality of personel here amazing.
    As to TV operators, we here have to pay a tax even if we don't have a television or cable, somthing along the lines of the U.K. the only experience I have with the TV guy is when someone comes to the door looking to sign me up so they can collect the monthly tax automatically. Here, not speaking Japanese pays off. I feign ignorance and confusion repeating over and over again TV nai and they go away for a year. So far this has been my only contact with them. Now whether they have tried to contact me by phone or not, I will never know because as soon as some one on the line realises I don't speak Japanese, they usually give up, and so far no one has contacted me in English about the TV tax. I can't wait till they do, in English, so I can practice my French...

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    1. Re:The service here is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With respect to the TV 'tax': if you're talking about the NHK fee, you don't have to pay anyway. It's a voluntary thing, that they have no power to enforce. They rely on people being well mannered enough to pay up if they liked the service (which, being Japanese, lots of people do).

    2. Re:The service here is great by Tesko · · Score: 0

      Huh. With Customer service in North America, you get directed to someone who doesn't know english. With Customer service in Japan, you get directed to someone who does know english! This could make a new spin off on Soviet Russia jokes.

    3. Re:The service here is great by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      I don't think even most Japanese pay the NHK tax. Although there's a law saying if you have a TV, you're obligated to pay the tax, there's no enforcement clauses. A law that cannot be enforced is what exactly, not a law? ;)

    4. Re:The service here is great by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      And this perfectly illustrates how business differ around the globe based on society.

      Japan has a reputation as being an extremely polite, service oriented society and this apparently shows in their customer service.

      At least companies there understand that their customer service reflects back on the company, a basic lesson that companies in the US could learn.

      Gives me yet another reason to move to Japan.

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  42. ATTWS by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I've recently moved to California, and I'm thinking about changing from ATT&WS to Cingular. (Comments on this particular switch are well appreciated...) I've been kind of going back and forth because Cingular has a better rate plane, but AT&T has the cooler phone. Well what has clenched it for me is that I went by the ATT store and they had a hand written sign saying "Computer's down, we can't play with your records." About a month earlier, I called them and their computer was down. Uh... not that I think their computer has been down a month, but that seems awfully frequent.

    So is Cingular any better, or is the grass just greener?

    1. Re:ATTWS by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      ATT was having really bad computer problems. I think that it may have been down for a month.

    2. Re:ATTWS by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Informative

      ATTWS will hate me... ;)

      If you port your number away from ATTWS, the LNP system is really weird. It'll prorate your monthly service charge and your monthly minutes, but then it'll debit your MRC back so that you're paying a full MRC but getting prorated minutes. This happens to every single person who ports their number out of ATTWS. Just call us, we'll credit it back to you if you complain loudly enough.

      True story: I had a guy who was on some $79.99 plan for 900 minutes IIRC, on his bill he ported out in the middle of the month so he only got 450 minutes for the month, but was still paying the $79.99 for the full month of service, and he had overage charges on the bill, too, for going over his 450 minutes, even though he was well within his 900 minutes. I offered to either credit him half his MRC so that his bill would be for half a month's service with the overage charges, or to credit him the overage charges so that he'd be paying for a full month's service. Since the MRC credit would have been $35 and the overage charges were $77, he obviously decided to pay the for full month's service and get the full month's minutes.

    3. Re:ATTWS by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >I'm thinking about changing from ATT&WS to Cingular

      Cingular is buying AT&T Wireless, so there's little point in moving. You'll end up with the same provider whether you stay or switch.

  43. Thought about the cable companies by redphive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would be interested to know if the fact that cable companies have the lower customer satisfaction, based on the fact that it is much easier for customers, and 'anomolies' in gerneal to interfere with the service. Having worked for a cable company for a good portion of my working years, I know all to well the type of problems that can arise from customer intervention.

    When customers are approached (admitedly, not always with the best method) regarding their handiwork, they do become defensive on the matter, perhaps citing poor customer service in the process. Additionally, the broadband RF spectrum that cable providers make use of (53MHz to 850+Mhz) is filled with oodles of sources of interference. (Pagers, Ham Radios, etc)

    Also, my work in the cable industry has been entirely in Canada. I think that the canadian cable industry is a lot more mature, and two of the 3 major companies have strong family roots. I believe there is a stronger sense of customer responsibility north of the border when it comes to cable.

    1. Re:Thought about the cable companies by redphive · · Score: 1

      I am sorry... after posting this, I noticed it was slightly offtopic... my bad

    2. Re:Thought about the cable companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cable IS the worst. When I was with AT&T, for TV or Internet was always a 45 minutes wait minimum. 33% of the time the connection would mysteriously cut, during the initial wait, or during one of the numerous transfers.

      And of course, during a total service loss, they would say "It's because of the Internet group, call this other number", who would invariably say "It's because of the TV group, call this number".

      I had a paper on the wall between the computer and the phone with the 800 number followed by a 12 digit sequence I had to punch in to get to the technical support for the Internet.

      Once I complained, and they said, "Just call back when it's back, we will credit you the few days without service", I answered it was not worth loosing 1 hour off my paycheck waiting on the phone for 5 dollars.

      I was so pissed I stopped calling, and just watch TV whenever it was on. After 3 moths, returned the Black Box, asked for "basic cable service" and bought a descrambler on E-Bay. After 3 years of bad service, I figured they owed me a few months of free channels, I was moving to Canada later that year anyway.

  44. Re:Sure this will turn into a cell bitching thread by pballsim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Today I got my phone bill and it said:

    "10 Dollar Credit: -$7.24"

  45. can't be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    then calling Dell....

  46. MLife, from one who's lived it. by Erik_the_Awful · · Score: 5, Funny
    WHen it takes 3 days to activate service you were told would activate in 3 hours, THAT's MLIFE.

    When the nifty new features that modivated you to purchase the phone in the first place don't work, or when "customer support" uses paying customers to beta test nifty new features, THATs MLIFE.

    When you have to hold for AT&T's billing department FOR OVER AN HOUR to explain to them that you canceled their so called service a month ago, and that you just ain't gonna pay 'em any more, THAT'S MLIFE.

    When AT&T bills you after you've canceled the contract because AT&T didn't deliver the promised service, THATS MLIFE.

    When AT&T sends you to collections because you are so f$cking fed up with AT&T's complete and utter lack of service that you just can't stand another Minute on hold, THAT'S MLIFE.

    When you carefully read the terms of service and contract before you sign up, then try to cancel the contract within 30 days without penelty as specified in the contract, you your life goes to hell, THATS MLIFE.

    When you've been on hold for so long that you start writing sarcastic replacements for AT&T's marketing, THATS MLIFE.

    When you start looking at cell phone sales droids as generally having less integrety than your typical car salesman, THAT'S MLIFE.

    When you've had such a searingly horrible experience with a big nasty f'ed up corperation such as AT&T that you VOW that you will never use ANY service from them EVER EVER AGAIN, THATS MLIFE.

    1. Re:MLife, from one who's lived it. by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      I spent 6 hours on hold with ATT before getting to talk to anyone....Drove from San Antonio, to Dallas, unpacked....drove over to the ATTWireless store to complain. After arriving they said call 611, and that they would help me....to which I pulled out my phone (still on hold) and told the idiot clerk that I had 6 hours ago, and nobody was answering...He didn't have much to say to that other that he was sorry and all that crud. Ohh ya, even still it took ATT 45 days to port my number...and they wanted to bill me for month and a half that I didn't have service! the nerve! I called up several times and they finally (after about another 3 hours on hold, got them to credit me and prorate the second month withoutservice)

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    2. Re:MLife, from one who's lived it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny. i tested out AT&T wireless just north of providence, RI. because verizon didn't have perfect signal in my home town. I turned my phone in within a week because i had zero signal anywhere.

      the real funny comes in when after i cancelled my service within 15 days, having paid upfront costs for the first month and phone. It took over 8 months to finally get a 60 dollar check back from them.

      I wasn't hurting for the money, but a refund should not take that long

  47. Get it in writing by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

    I only found out that they had stopped me from writing programs for my phone despite that the salesman told me I could,

    As with all else, get it in writing. They put it into writing in the form of that neat little contract you sign, why shouldn't you?

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    1. Re:Get it in writing by nwf · · Score: 1

      As with all else, get it in writing.

      Unfortunately, most contracts stupulate that agents of the company cannot ammend, extend or otherwise modify the contract.

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    2. Re:Get it in writing by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      So? If the agent defrauded you, you'll at least have a chance at taking action against the agent, with your damages being your Rogers contract.

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  48. Your tinfoil hat is ajar. by raehl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who cares if it's encrypted?

    Do you think someone is sitting around listenting to people's cell conversations until they hit on one where someone is placing an order, and then write down your information?

    If that actually worries you, do you ever actually use your credit card?

    Credit cards are not secure. Any clerk at pretty much any place you use it has access to your number, as does any IS employee at any internet company you've ever placed an order with.

    The time and money you spent calling T-Mobile to ask about their network was greater than the time/money lost if your call had been intercepted times the chance your call was intercepted. Now, stop driving up my cell phone bill by making T-Mobile pay people to field your stupid questions.

    1. Re:Your tinfoil hat is ajar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you think someone is sitting around listenting to people's cell conversations until they hit on one where someone is placing an order, and then write down your information?

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  49. Similar thing happened to my family by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last year my grandmother was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease and swiftly took a turn for the worse. She had a cell phone through Verizon and was on the family plan with myself and my mother. Once her condition degenerated to the point where should would never use a phone again, my mom tried to cancel her line with 6 months left on the contract. They said flat out "no", even after my mom's explanation, sending her home in tears from their complete lack of compassion.

    2 months later after the funeral was behind us, I decided to call and see just how high up I could get by asking for supervisors. At this point, with 4 months left on the contract, and my grandmother actually deceased instead of just of ailing health, despite my explanations and disgust with their customer service, I didn't get very high up and got shut down within minutes.

    That was 5 months ago. The INSTANT we paid our last bill on contract, I waltzed into the nearest verizon store with a typed letter of open digust to attach to the form for my reason for no longer choosing their service. We have since moved on to a different provider with inferior coverage but much superior customer service.

    It amazes me that with all of the competition in the cellular market ANY company can get away with treating people like that and not suffer a mass exodus of customers. I suppose its because of the fine tradition they have of locking us in to contracts - fortunately, laws (such as California's new cellular fairness law) and competition are slowly starting to change the landscape. When a 30 trial period, a ban on small print, and much shorter contracts are the norm I would not be surprised to see the customer service shape up industry-wide.

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    1. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by Erik_the_Awful · · Score: 1

      IANAL, But I think the contract is only enforcable on the person who signed it. You should have told Verizon to FO&D, and to have fun taking your deceased loved one to collections. You know, if we customers ever find a way to screw the phone companies out of as much money as they had screwed us out of, we'd go to jail. Can you hear me now?

    2. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by B.D.Mills · · Score: 4, Informative

      If this sort of thing ever happened to me I would fight them with the business world's equivalent of nuclear weapons. I would go straight to the media. There's bound to be a few media organisations looking for just such a story.

      People with poor service fear media exposure. It's like a bright light shining into a cockroach-infested hovel - watch the creeps run for cover. And watch as your previously intractible problem is suddenly solved.

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    3. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      You can't get out of debts by dying: they can sue your estate.

      Well, unless you were bankrupt.

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    4. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      Let 'em sue the estate. That'd look great on the "Call for action" on the 6 o'clock news.

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    5. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Always die bankrupt. After all once you are gone who cares what happens. Give the family silverware to the one granddaughter who will care, the pictures to the other. Everything else is things and replaceable. Let it be sold to pay off all the debts.

      Unfortunately I can't tell you when you can safely start spending like there is no tomorrow so you can get to this point. I knew people who didn't make 20, and know others still going strong after passing 100.

    6. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      This has already gotten some media exposure...a story about it popped up on Fark the other day. Not sure what the outcome was, but I believe they made them pay anyways.

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    7. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by pknoll · · Score: 1
      It amazes me that with all of the competition in the cellular market ANY company can get away with treating people like that and not suffer a mass exodus of customers. I suppose its because of the fine tradition they have of locking us in to contracts

      Actually, I think it's more an issue of there being nowhere to go. All the carriers suck. No matter which cellular service you're talking about, you can find someone with a horror story about coverage, billing, contracts, etc. etc. There are also a lot of people (myself being one) who have had no really bad problems, and I've been on two different services with a variety of harware. The only reason I switched was to get hardware my previous carrier didn't offer (bluetooth phone).

      I'd bet you would indeed see a mass exodus, from all the current carriers, were one to prove itself notably superior. So far, that hasn't been the case.

    8. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > You can't get out of debts by dying: they can sue your estate.

      Accurate, but not to this point. You can't get out of debt by dying, but you can generally get out of ongoing service contracts by dying. Would you seriously consider that they're providing cell service to a dead person? No judge would accept that argument, and cell contracts are usually non-transferrable.

      In such cases, an attorney's assistance would be invaluable.

      Virg

    9. Re:Similar thing happened to my family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is my goal. To die pennieless, which is to say I'll spend all (or most) of my money before I go. So much easier on the family that way.

  50. epiphany? by zx-6e · · Score: 1

    And this is surprising because?

  51. sprint sucks by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ironically, I just got off the phone with sprint, my cell and local land line provider. They're charging me for calls from 7PM to 9PM, but I thought they'd changed that.

    Well, for another $5/month they will. What utter bullshit.

    But it gets better. I'm paying $65/month for 800 minutes. I get charged 40 cents/minute after it. They can't charge less per minute, or so they say, but I could get 1100 minutes each month if I want. The price? Well, the same $65, they just don't automatically move customers.

    Fine. I say switch me. She says there's a two year service agreement. Again, bullshit. I've been with them for 5 years. Then she tells me that I have some 2 year agreement that's up next year. I didn't even know about that faux agreement. It was verbal, according to her, but she was a bit short on details.

    I asked to speak to a supervisor and, after a few minutes, lost the connection.

    This is stupid. If anybody knows of a better provider, let me know.

    1. Re:sprint sucks by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      They're charging me for calls from 7PM to 9PM, but I thought they'd changed that.

      File a false advertising complaint with the FTC.

      Sprint Ad: (sorority or fraternity house): SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Re:sprint sucks by ziggy+the+zagnut · · Score: 1

      I had major issues with my company tmobile. So I looked up "tmobile sucks" in yahoo.
      I found many websites like "tmobilesucks.com". Then, I looked up "verizon sucks," and found "*verizonsucks*."
      Then, I looked up every carrier I could think of...They all have a *sucks website! :)

      hell, everything sucks, I guess

  52. Cellphone reception easier to find than cust serv? by mdrejhon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The question isn't always customer service or cellphone reception, but which of the two is easier to find.

    The unluckiest people are the ones where cellphone reception is EVEN HARDER to find than customer service!

    ln -sf /dev/random /dev/cellphone

  53. Hidden charges. by JPriest · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I currently have a $35 per month plan + $20 to have another phone on it. (Cell One) There are a host of stupid fees like, $10 per month for free in network calling for one phone, and $3.25 for free in network calling on the other phone I am calling.

    I have not gone over my minutes since I got the phones, my bill is [drum roll].... $78 per month after hidden charges.

    It would cost about $3 more to have the phones on 2 separate plans and they wouldn't have to share the same bucket of minutes.

    I once had a phone with the same provider a few years ago and they has my SSN wrong, it took my nearly 4 months to get them to let me discontinue the service because my SSN was not the one on the account.

    I was like "look, either admit it is my phone and let me discontinue service or admit it is not my phone and quit sending me the bill, but you can't have it both ways!"

    I spent 6 hours on the phone the day I finally got rid of the service. One rep left me on hold for nearly 3 hours before I hung up when I asked to be xfered to someone that could credit my account, she wrote in my account that I hung up on her. I spent the 3 hours she had me on hold writing a letter to the BBB.

    I recently had to upgrade my service with the company to GSM to add a second phone, I had to buy 2 phones for $300 and give them my old phone that I paid for. None of their towers have been upgraded to GSM so I paid $300 + $78/month for 2 phones that can rarely ever complete a phone call.

    If people want to call me they can leave a message on my Vonage phone and I can still check my voicemail away from home. That is one phone company I don't hate.

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  54. Could this have anything to do with it? by imemyself · · Score: 1

    1. Purposely put defects into phones and their service so they know the users will call the support/customer service. 2. Charge them several times the normal rate(for minutes) while they wait on hold for hours. 3. Profit!

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  55. That's about right. by MysticalMatt517 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's right in line with my own personal experiences. I've had a TON of problems with Verizon lately. Those people are horrible to deal with.

    We were on a family plan with Verizon. After a while we realized that we were always going over out alloted minutes each month, so we decided it was time to switch to another plan. The friendly associate who sold us our phones informed us that we were allowed to switch plans any time we want. Seems fair enough right?

    Wrong.

    The catch is that they won't let you switch plans unless you sign another two-year contract. Unfortunately this would lock us into using our already ancient Motorola-Startacs for another two years too. We were not pleased. I almost canceled right then and there, but I discovered that the cancellation fee would be greater than just paying the bill until the contract ran out. Consequently we threw our Verizon phones in the drawer, signed on with Alltel, and canceled our Verizon plan the day the contract ran out. End of story right?

    Wrong

    They sent me a bill for a $400 cancellation fee even though I canceled at the right time and the customer service rep said nothing more was to be paid. I called back and they said they would take care of the problem. Unfortunately they did it for only one of the phones as they sent me another bill two weeks later for $200. This time when I called them back they started making references to "turning the bill over to outside agencies". Trust me, I was freaking angry. Eventually I got to another "nice" customer service rep that said it would be taken care of.

    We'll see...

    I bet that most people pay the $400 just to quit being harassed. These people a freaking crooks! It's unreal! They're threatening to ruin MY credit even though I followed the rules, had perfect pay, and did NOTHING to violate the contract!

    No wonder they've got one of the worst customer satisfaction records in the business.

  56. posh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use Sprint in the San Francisco bay area. I have had nothing but great service from them. I rarely have a signal problem, I've never been overbilled, never even NEEDED to contact customer support. Their website leaves a bit to be desired since there are accessories for my phone they have, but don't have listed on the site. But that's so minor it's really not really worth mentioning.

    I've been with 4 different companies now, Nextel, AT&T, Verizon, and Sprint. Lemme tell ya, If your in the bay area, Sprint is the way to go. I had nothing but troubles with the prior 3. Nextel...as a IT tech, the fact their signal doesn't like being around computers of any type is a real problem, not that their signal was all that great to begin with. AT&T, not bad, but signal is weak. Verizon....don't EVEN get me started.

    1. Re:posh by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      I'll second that bit about Nextel & computer equipment. The display on CRT monitors vibrates... speakers click, hum, crackle. Even the speakers in my car pick them up. Their customer service sucks, too. I won't go into details, but they're inflexible as a bar of hardened steel.

      The only customer service experience I've had that's worse involves setting up MSN dial-up access on a Linux system.... seven total hours on the phone, with someone endlessly stating that their system did not use computer generated usernames and passwords, while I had direct evidence in front of me contradicting him. Moderate it with the realization that I should've known better, and it's on par with Nextel.

  57. The fault lies in both parties.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been working as a Verizon Wirless agent for the last.. three or so years. Give or take a couple months.
    I'm quite happy with the fact that I do not work at a company owned store. I'm very pleased that I'm an agent, not a representative.
    When a customer comes in with a complaint I tell them I'll handle it. This usually involves calling into Customer Service. Which means it may take a while. So I write down the customer's name and number and tell them I'll give them a follow up call once the issue is resolved. No need for their time to be wasted while I argue with some half trained reps in Customer Service.
    Now there is the problem.
    The requirements to be a rep at a call center are low.
    Plus there is way too much information to take in during one or two training sessions. Yet the newer reps are placed in Customer Service, which deals with general problems. They're half trained in issues and can't always help out.
    It would be much better to have them trained in a specific area and actually know the topic they're supposed to be helping you about.
    I've had to tell reps specifically, detail by detail, what I want them to do in regards to a small issue they should be familiar with. I call in to get credits on bills and after twenty minutes on the phone I'm told that they're not sure what I want them to do, after I just specifically told them. I know more about billing and proration than 95% of the reps in the customer care. I've been working much longer than they have but I'm not a rep, I don't even have access to the billing system. I shouldn't have to know how to re-rate a bill. I know this information because I want to make sure the bills are fixed in a correct manner.
    Training for the reps needs to be improved.
    Most importantly the reps need to have the attitude that they are in Customer Service. They are here to help you out in any way possible. Which means they can't always follow the book and exceptions must be made.
    Now there are some things that have to be done. Some things cannot be changed on a whim.
    - Say your husband/wife activates an account under their name, but it's your phone. You can't try to assume the service into your own name, even if you are the user, without the company having permission from the contract holder.
    - A family member dies. The company can't cancel the contract without paperwork backing up that statement. It's a horrible thing to hear during a traumatic time in your life.. but take into consideration how easy it would be to sneak out of a contract if you didn't have to send them that paperwork.
    However most people don't read their bill. They just pay it. They don't realize they were placed on the wrong calling plan until roaming charges or such comes up. For situations like that policy should not be followed. It was an error on both sides. Unless you want the customer to leave, don't tell them that it's their responsibility to read the bill. Give them credits, tell them you're sorry, you're in Customer Service after all.
    The problem is most reps don't know when exceptions should be made and when the rules need to be followed. Most of the time they'll stick by the book or go by their gut feeling of defending the company if they're not sure what the specific policy is. They need to be better trained.

    You should also know what you're getting into when you sign up for service. Many customers do not read the terms and agreements. Knowledge is good for all. RTFM. It sorta applies.
    About half of the complaints are not truly the companies fault. Yes, you use your minutes when you check your voicemail. It says so in the information provided for you. If you got your phone wet and did not take advantage of the insurance offer when you purchased the phone, do not be upset with the company for not providing you with a free phone. You're responsible for your own equipment. There is a warrenty but it does not cover liquid damage.

    Now I've had my frustrations with Verizon Wireless customer service but it's not that bad.
    Honestly I don't th

  58. Dudley's Dungeon by On+Lawn · · Score: 1
  59. yea cingular is pure evil by waspleg · · Score: 1

    around here they were called cellularone first

    they still owe me $300 and their blemish remains on my credit history even all these years later

    i've tried talking to them like 15 separate times for hours and every time i'm told by some bitchy black woman that everything is taken care of

    basically i moved 2x inside 6mos and they lost my deposit after telling me that theyw ould be taking money out of the deposit until it ran out on a month by month basis because i had already had service for an entire year without incident.

    i've had multiple collection agencies, various bills ranging from $283 to $89 and even a check for $100 sent to me from them, tehy're totally clueless disorganized and basically if business infrastructure had to be inspected like building foundations do they would have been condemned a long time ago.

  60. In Sprint's defense.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm always amazed I hear such bad experiences from Sprint, my experiences are ok if not stellar. Granted:

    1) Their customer service is ok, generally whatever I call with gets resolved in a fair manner.
    2) Calls rarely drop, this is in Santa Ana, California for the most part
    3) Their rate plans are fair if not dirt cheap

    Some bad parts about them though:
    1) The contracts, why do they have to keep locking me in dammit. No I have no real incentive to want to switch but I'd like to be able to cancel temporarily if needed (for example if I lose my job, take a long vacation in a remote area, etc.)
    2) The ringers and downloads, the ones on Sprint's own site aren't all that hot, and they have limited time licenses. Though I've found sites that are cheaper with indefinite licesnses. And if I'm not so lazy, someday I'll make my own.

    Overall Sprint gets a 3.5 outta 5 stars from me. Sure there's room for improvement but I'm not looking to switch.

    --
    ...in bed
  61. Contracts by mirio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course customer service is horrible.

    I've been a Sprint PCS customer for five years. I originally used them because at the time they did not require any type of 'contract'. At any rate, I went through about three phones (all were completely CRAP). Every time I purchased a new phone, I was forced to pay full retail price for the phone ( > $150.00 ) while new customers were getting a new phone for almost nothing (gratis or ~ $25-$50) for signing a 'contract' which I was not even allowed to sign in order to get the discount on the phone! This makes absolutely no sense. Anyway....when my last phone broke I went to the store and bought a new cell phone. The only decent phones they had were the ones with the new color screens.

    I took the phone home and activated it on-line. First, Sprint made me change my service plan because my new phone was a 'vision' phone and I had to get a service plan compatible with my new phone (bullcrap). I got a new service plan that costs $5 more a month and I get less minutes and no new services (no, I'm not using the 'vision' services). A couple of months later, I was reading my bill very closely I noticed that one of the 'features' on my account was a "Sprint PCS advantage agreement" that doesn't expire until this September. I had no idea how it got there until I called customer service. Basically, I got a year 'contract' for paying full retail price for a crappy phone and paying $5 more a month. When I complained, they said it was in the fine writing on the website. I asked them to send me some sort of proof that I signed a contract. Of course they couldn't. The lady just kept saying that I could pay the $175 fee and get out of the contract.

    I asked her again, explaining that I had been a loyal customer for 5 years and had no intention of changing my service. She refused and kept saying it was in the fine print and I should have read it when I got my new plan.

    I proceeded to cancel my wife's, my mothers, my in-law's phone and the Sprint PCS phones for my business (5 phones). In all I cancelled 9 cell phones. They are horrible. They don't treat customers fairly -- not even loyal ones.

    BTW: Does anyone know the laws regarding online 'contracts'. They seem a little scary to me since there is no proof that a user actually 'agreed' to something on-line, much less the context of that agreement.

    1. Re:Contracts by schatten · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, but AFAIK, fine print or hiding pertinent info is known as an unconsciouable tactic in contracts. Hiding a contract that you did not sign or check or click 'submit' to can be a termination for that contract. However, I'm quite sure you clicked on 'submit' instead of reading 50 pages of the contract to just get a phone service. Besides, you don't have the $$$ nor time for a good lawyer to defeat such a typical problem with cell companies.

      You don't need such a lengthy contract to get a landline, do you? No. And this should be no different.

  62. Verizon is my carrier - and here are my thoughts.. by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After seeing what many of my friends have gone through with other carriers (including corporate accounts with a couple of them), and considering a few hassles I had with Verizon - I can still say that I see why Verizon is usually on top for customer service.

    For starters, the majority of people don't really consider their phone a seperate issue from the service provided by a given carrier. EG. If you use a cheezy phone with relatively poor reception and/or battery life, you're likely to blame the resulting dropped call issues on your carrier. While this isn't really fair, I think Verizon does an "above average" job of only offering people phones that work pretty well at these basics. Therefore, they manage to keep these complaints down a little bit.

    Also though, Verizon seems to have a pretty good customer satisfaction policy. Despite them screwing up my billing at least 2 different times, and giving me hassles about a new phone I purchased that starting acting up while still under their warranty, they always have resolved the issues in the end. Basically, with Verizon, you'll get to talk with your share of clueless cust. service associates, just like with the other carriers, *but* unlike some of them, Verizon mandates that if you complain enough, you will eventually have your issue resolved.

    The biggest thing I think any of the carriers could do to please customers would be easing up on the contracts. That's likely the LAST thing they'll ever do, though, because it's too much of a cash cow for them.

  63. My perspective by geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most problems appear to be people with unreasonable ideas of what coverage is "OMG I"M STUCK ON THIS MOUNTAIN AND MY CELL PHONE DOESN'T WORK". The U.S.A. is a HUGE place with extremely varying geographical coverage. It's just not possible to be perfect here. Japan doesn't have this problem, most countries don't. I live in the middle of the desert and all I hear from some people here is that their cell coverage sucks. Well duh, when the company has 10 customers it just doesn't pay to fully cover the area.

    On the other hand, the contracts are bullshit. I will never EVER sign a contract. If 10 years from now all there is for phone service is cell and it's done by 3 companies and you're forced to sign a contract then I'm sorry, I won't own or use a phone ever again. Contracts are for buying houses, renting cars, financial agreements etc etc. Not for phone service. It makes as much sense to me as signing a contract at a restaurant to return 4 times a week when all you want is the ocassional hamburger. I had a cell as part of my job a few years ago and I used it at most, twice a day and that was just a quick 1 minute convo with the boss. Yet he was paying upwards of 160$ a month for that phone (top of the line service contract). It just doesn't make sense to me. A girl I work with has a cell and pays 50$ a month for it, not counting the over charges (she showed me an $800 bill once). That's just nuts to me. Maybe I'm cheap but I just don't have unlimited funds, nor do I feel secure enough under the current economic climate to contract out a 50$ payment each month for 2 years with no recourse should I need to cancel. Hell my bank gives me ways out of my loans if I need it, even refinancing should times get real hard. I can also negotiate settlements with them if I need to file bankruptcy. None of that is possible with the cell phone gustapos "FUCK YOU PAY ME" attitude. All in all, why sign up? Other than to fit in with the cool crowd and have equally obnoxious cell phone jangles. I don't see the value and "cool gadget, must have" feelings aside, I just can't make myself buy one again.

    1. Re:My perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you call living smack dab in the middle of Silicon Valley (as I do, in Sunnyvale) and having a cell phone drop calls due to bad reception unreasonable? It's not just the people who live off in the boonies complaining.

    2. Re:My perspective by geek · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the silicon valley. What part are you talking about? The valley? One of the mountains? Behind one where the cell towers can't reach? That's a huge place with wierd terrain to say the least. Nevermind all the extreme local government restrictions on tower placement. Why are you special? What makes the silicon valley seperate from anywhere else? Get a clue, living in the silicon valley doesn't entitle you to a damn thing. Get over it.

    3. Re:My perspective by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I understand why people don't want to sign contracts, and honestly I don't either, but you generally get ripped off when you DON'T sign one. The cost of a new cell phone is basically nothing with a 2 year contract, and it is about $300 without one. That right there is as much as the contract cancellation fee. Then there's the higher monthly fee that you pay without a contract since you won't have access to the 'preferred plans'. Some people feel they will get better service without a contract since you could just switch providers, but then there's the new number issue or the hassle of getting it ported to a new carrier. Cell phone companies operate kind of like banks: screw the customer because its hard for them to leave.

    4. Re:My perspective by Patik · · Score: 1

      You sound like a good candidate for a prepaid service like Virgin Mobile where you don't have a contract and just pay for what you actually use.

    5. Re:My perspective by geek · · Score: 1

      That looks like a winner but for 2 things. It doesn't cover my area explicitly (it may but chances are it's flakey) and 2 the only phone I like that they have has MTV content all over it. To gimmiky for me. Thanks for the link tho, I'm gonna keep checking them to see if coverage improves and they add new phones.

    6. Re:My perspective by Patik · · Score: 1
      As far as MTV goes, it's one item in the menu, not really intrusive at all. The phone is aimed at teenagers, but really you won't notice the MTV stuff.

      They use Sprint's network, so if you know anyone with a Sprint phone, see how the coverage is around you; VM's coverage will be exactly the same.

  64. Big man in a pub by Andy+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've worked in customer service for a large retail chain. I now run my own business and I'm in the process of setting up another one. My attitude to customer service is simple...

    Always follow the BIG MAN IN A PUB rule.

    Imagine you're sat in a pub and there's a big, tough-looking man who's maybe had a bit too much to drink. That man is your customer. Make sure that every policy, every rule, every clause in a contract, every apology or excuse, everything about your customer service, is something that you would comfortably say to that man in the pub while you're sat right there next to him.

    If you think there's a part of your customer service that might provoke the man into hitting you then you wouldn't say it to him, would you? So why would it be okay to say it to him over the phone, by letter or by e-mail? Why would it be okay to have an employee say it to him in person?

    Keep the big drunk man happy and everyone else will be happy too. Including you.

    As any consistently ethical business person will tell you, it isn't a myth or a fantasy -- the better you treat your customers, the better your bottom line will be. You may occasionally get ripped off. You'll even get the odd one or two customers who decide to take a disliking to you for no good reason. But at the end of every day you'll always have a business that is more popular and more profitable than it was at the end of the previous day.

    Short term gains generally lead to long term losses.

  65. sprint sucks-Bread crumbs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ironically, I just got off the phone with sprint, my cell and local land line provider. They're charging me for calls from 7PM to 9PM, but I thought they'd changed that."

    Do you have that in writing?

    "Fine. I say switch me. She says there's a two year service agreement. Again, bullshit. I've been with them for 5 years. Then she tells me that I have some 2 year agreement that's up next year. I didn't even know about that faux agreement. It was verbal, according to her, but she was a bit short on details."

    Verbal agreements need to be taped. Usually a supervisor will help with that step of the process. Otherwise it's noenforcable.

    "I asked to speak to a supervisor and, after a few minutes, lost the connection."

    Get names, get numbers but always remain calm, but firm. Indicate why you are there and what you want them to do to resolve the issue (be fair).

    The key to resolving these issues is to start with being educated. Not just your rights, but also what you've signed. Pay attention to what they send you [1], and if you have any questions, ASK.

    Start a trail. From the first time you've dealt with them to the final moment. Who did you speak with, and when, about what. What were the results? Don't be afraid to escalate, and have good words for those who do help you along. Remember more bees with honey, than vinigar.

    Legal action can be considered, but make certain you have a firm foundation for the judge to look at. That's why you establish a trail.

    [1] The idea of a document control system applies as much to individuals as it does corporations. Get one, or build one. An investment that's worth it.

  66. The true test... by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    ...is whether or not you even _need_ to contact customer service. Personally, I've never really had much trouble with any cellphone company or service simply because I hardly ever call them. They send the bill, I pay it, the phone works. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

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    -- Stu

    /. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
  67. i watched a man with his two kids standing outside by waspleg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A SprintPCS store in cincinnati once, the man was picketing back and forth every day taht week with a giant sign that i can't remember exactly what it read but it was something about his bill and the message was clear. He was pissed enough to sit outside all day in the summer sun wiht a sign and his kids and yell about how shitty sprint was

    that was enough to keep me away from them forever

  68. Slashdot lost its originality LONG AGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that in the past year or more OLD, I mean OOOLLLLDDDDD stories have been appearing on Slashdot. I guess that the dot.com fad wasn't the only thing to go with the wind :/

  69. GSM America by stryders · · Score: 1

    If you're planning on getting a GSM phone with ATT(which I'd think you were, since they're the cool ones) you end up on whatever network you can find now without roaming. If your phone works in the US, its just normal usage. I've taken my ATT phone and had it say 'Cingular' when I was 'roaming' but since roaming doesn't exist, I got the benefit of the cooler ATT phone, though I have a cheaper plan then they currently offer.

  70. Re:Sure this will turn into a cell bitching thread by VeneficusAcerbus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not just with Cingular. I had a very similar problem with AT&T Wireless (before the whole merger/buyout started) and it was fixed after about three billing cycles.

    What happened was that I got a cell phone, and after a while my parents decided to get cell phones as well, so we switched to a family plan. Or so we thought. We started getting multiple bills with amounts of money owed that made no sense at all. Three times I called and after waiting for about an hour each I was assured that the problem was fixed. They finally stopped screwing with the bills the last cycle, but we still get two extra letters for my parents' cell phones with $0.00 owed.

    Personally, I'm not looking forward to the merger. I hate to think how things can get screwed up when transferring information over, especially with my family's screwed up account.

    But not all is bad with AWS. My service has been excellent, I have never had a dropped call, and recently they made their "national" plan into a true national, no roaming charges, plan, with free in-network calling.

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  71. Here's a little honest with a dash of advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... honestly if you sign up for a calling plan and a better plan comes out, by law the company cannot change you. It's a good idea to check in every two months or so to see if a better plan has come out.
    Also all companies ask for a new one or two year agreement whenever you change your calling plan. They do it to keep you with them. However, you are getting a better deal. You get a new promotion, the company is just asking for something in return.
    Also it's important to be on the correct calling plan because high usage and roaming charges are harsh. That's why they have a number of plans to select from. That's why most companies have a free number for you to check how many minutes you've used. Phones have a roaming indicator on them. Know how much high usage and roaming charges are before you lock yourself into an agreement.
    Now.. I am a Verizon Wireless rep so I will suggest Verizon wireless to you because I know the goods and the bads. However,it depends on what is more important to you. If you don't care about the quality of your calls (in regards to dropped calls and static) but really want unlimited data features (internet access, text messaging), then maybe T-Mobile would be better for you. If you want really good quality in regards to your service and the company that has been rated #1 by Consumer Reports, Newsweek, and a number of others then go with Verizon. Each company has its own little perks.
    Here's my best advice to you. Read the terms and agreements. Know what you're signing up for. The information is all there. It's also better to get a phone through a store location. You know the person you speak to, you can go back to them at any time. They're there to answer your questions and explain everything. Oh and I don't mean some store at a mall or a little booth. I don't mean Radio Shack or Best Buy. Go to an actual store location. They're often found in little mini malls, nearby grocery stores or electronic stores.
    Also don't go in with a chip on your shoulder and thinking you're going to get screwed. I work at a store location. I can easily tell when someone is being defensive and when someone just wants information. I'm more willing to help out a customer when they're polite and understanding. I'll be nice to a customer no matter what attitude they have, but I'll do more for someone that treats me with respect. You have to understand that there are contracts. There are terms and agreements you have to follow if you sign up.
    Don't like the fact you have a contract? Well here's your answer. Buy a prepaid phone. More expensive, but there is no service agreement.

    1. Re:Here's a little honest with a dash of advice by vegetablespork · · Score: 1
      Don't like the fact you have a contract? Well here's your answer. Buy a prepaid phone. More expensive, but there is no service agreement.

      No, here's the answer--the industry is going to get regulated to the point that they can't require them. Regulation follows abuse, and there's plenty of abuse going on in the cell industry right now. And it's an election year. Do the math.

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      Call (206) 338-5780 COLLECT for information about a genuine BA, BS, MA, MS, MBA, or Ph.D.

  72. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incorrect. Sprint never said they would change customers on older calling plans to the newer night and weekend plan. Cellphone companies Cannot change a calling plan or promotion without the customer's permission. Thus people on older plans stay on older plans.
    Just because the plans have changed doesn't mean you'll suddenly be on something better or newer. You have to call in and request that change or else your plan stays the same.

    1. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, but they have the nerve to show the commercial about the little new kid getting better toys than the already-there kids? FUCK THEM!!!

  73. That's about right.-Bastard CS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Trust me, I was freaking angry. Eventually I got to another "nice" customer service rep that said it would be taken care of.

    We'll see..."

    Well in the defense of CS (I don't work for Sprint). We deal with a great volume of people. That's why I ALWAYS document conversations with customers[1]. Complaints and promises. helps the customer AND covers my own butt (you'll be surprised some of the stuff customers make up).

    [1} I should point out I could do this because the company allowed it, and made time allowances when appropriete (Tech support naturally, doesn't quite work for order takers).

  74. It is all who you talk to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had AT&T for 3 years now, and had problems when I upgraded my phone to GSM. Though some of it could have been my fault (they thought I signed up for a new line instead of upgrading, don't think that was the case, but it was the explination). I found that the most important thing you can do is talk to someone who has been there for a while, over 9 months. The turnover in call centers is very high, and traning is a joke (one of the new reps told me the instructor showed up 1 out of the 3 times). When I managed to get someone who knew what they were doing, they not only stayed past when everyone else left, they called back if the call was disconnected, and followed up to make sure the problem was fixed.

    Everyone can talk to the supervisor and complain about the service, but I prefer to give praise when i finally get someone who does a good job. positive vs negative reenforcement.

    One other trick i know that works well, is if your contract is up, the best customer service reps are in the cancelation department, just get transfered over there, and try to have them fix your problem. They are the people who have been there the longest and gotten promoted. Normally by the time you get there you are just so pissed and fed up that you don't want to explain your problem again, but they are the ones that know how to fix yoru phone.

  75. In the store by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It also might be because if you are there in person, you are more able to go postal. If you asked some of these call centers where they are located they respond, "we cannot tell you due to security concerns."

    If they were not such assholes, they would not have to worry.

    1. Re:In the store by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      If they were not such assholes, they would not have to worry.

      A call center I worked in, instituted a "do not provide physical address" policy, after a couple of bullets were fired through their windows. The shooter was very upset with a different company. OTOH, the fact that I received an average of one death threat a week at the time, might also have had something to do with their change in policy.

      Amber

      --
      Wind Beneath Thy Wings
    2. Re:In the store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security stuff is BS. It's really because either:

      1. They're in India, or (more likely)

      2.They're in jail. Call centers are the new chain gangs, a source of infinitely cheap labor.

  76. favorable errors in my favor by cuteintern · · Score: 1

    When I relocated from the Poughkeepsie area to the Rochester area (NY) I was somehow able to send and revceive text messages for no charge. This continued up until I signed a new contract when I got my LG VX4400. That was well over a year.

  77. Big man in a pub-Blocks fire escape-millions die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you think there's a part of your customer service that might provoke the man into hitting you then you wouldn't say it to him, would you? So why would it be okay to say it to him over the phone, by letter or by e-mail? Why would it be okay to have an employee say it to him in person?"

    CS: "I'm sorry sir. The warrenty doesn't cover you running over the product repeatedly."

    Seriously. Some of it is the customers making NO effort to understand what they bought. From what the name of the product is, to the warrenty covered. Some don't even know how much they paid.

    And as a "businessman" you also have to deal with the frauds. The customer is always right, while a nice ideal, doesn't match reality, and will get you bent over the financial table when word gets out.

  78. STOP JAPACRAP PROPAGANDA by mad+flyer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm also in Japan, with en AU KDDI phone, bilingual, the manuals are all in japanese, you can dowload a 30 page PDF of an Engrish version.

    No way to talk without deploying the 10 cm antenna (beeing from France, with GSM and the habit of antenna-less Nokia it's a pain). The phone can do everything and wathever except a correct phone (camera, pocket light, twin color display, GPS -with 600m of circular error probability, 300m precision- and if I paint the stripes it can also make aircraft carrier...) The tech support is of no help, noone speak a single word of english, same goes for Yahoo BB who for a 12Mb service give me a FREAKING 0,8Mb... They didn't even knew what an ethernet port was... (btw the technical limit for xDSL was 6Mb so I don't get how they sell 24 or 48 Mb plans...)

    Japanese people are really efficient at giving fakely sincere excuses but the last to be efficient (there was an article on the time in 2002 about the myth of japanese productivity).

    As for your comment on the hiring part if you're not bilingual... the japanese society beeing the most racist one in the world they won't hire you if you're not japanese, that's all... unless they are really desperate. Or need you as some kind of "value added cute guy" which works very well for the French these days, but is a definite nightmare for Brazilian or other communities.

    Japan from outside is the "Phantasy Island"
    from inside it's the "planet of apes" (with lots of Mercedes Benz, and Ferrari, and Corvette, and BMW.)

    (good by karma...)

  79. T-Mobile is still flawed by Artifex · · Score: 1

    I have a Motorola P280. It's actually the 12th or 13th replacement of the phone, though I swear I think they started shipping me back some of my first phones, again. T-Mobile for the most part was nice about replacing the phone, but they never seemed to care about the firmware issues that kept causing me to want replacements in the first place: calendar appointments set months in advance will randomly trigger an alarm, for example. (This last month, I had two alerts go off for my sister's birthday, which is in September, and for which I set a reminder one day ahead. This has happened for other appointments with various reminder lead times, in the past)

    I don't see why they can't just accept the phone back and give me credit towards another phone, having swapped so many out already. They've already spent more than the cost of a new phone on swapping this one out. Of course, now it's out of warranty, so I can't do it again. And though I've been a customer since 2001, their "loyalty discount" is really no different from new customer offers, including the new contract obligation.

    I considered switching providers since I was going to have to start all over, but my sister has Cingular, and they're even worse, overcharging her monthly on calls she didn't make, double-billing her, turning off her phone sometimes even after they've noted they have her payment in the system, etc. I guess I shouldn't complain?

    (Note: yes, I tried complaining to Motorola about the issue I was having, and they said I had to go through T-Mobile. I hate these fingerpointing games, I just want a working phone)

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    1. Re:T-Mobile is still flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like your biggest problem is the Motorola phone. Their GSM phones are not what their old Cellular phones used to be - the best. They're supposed working on fixing this, but it will be some time.

      Anyway, don't blame T-Mobile for this, they have been replacing it for you.

      I had a similar problem with a Samsung phone, and here's a little something no one tells you about - it's their upgrade plan. In short you get x credit each month (?) you're with them towards the purchase of a new phone. Talk to them about this, as long as you have been with them I'm sure you qualify for a pretty good phone and it'll likely be FREE :)

  80. oh me too! by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, my cell phone provider, sprint, was giving me grief. they kept calling me on my sprint phone to sell me sprint service. I kept yelling at them "i already HAVE sprint service, this is a SPRINT telephone." they kept calling me anyways. i told them that if they didnt stop calling me, i was going to shoot my dog. they kept calling me. eventually i shot my dog. i mailed them the dog in a box. i knew i was screwed with the dogs name on his leash got in their DB cause i started getting calls on my SPRINT phone for the dog, for additional service plans. I miss my dog.

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  81. Too Fonny by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I missed a chance to Frist Pots this thread because I was on the phone (my nice T-Mobile service) with (suckass) Sprint customer service for over an hour explaining to them that their bill for $260 which arrived 3 months after I cancelled my service was illegal becauae I cancelled my service within the 14-day grace period for cellular services, according to federal law.

    I got them to remove the charges for cancellation fees because they admitted I had cancelled within 14 days, and the "late fees" because I had never seen any bills from them, ever, until this one, but I could not get them to back off of the first-month cell service and the activation fee.

    I still believe that I should not have to pay those, and I was going to do some research, but maybe a kind Slashdotter already knows whether or not I actually owe the 1st month plus activation even though I cancelled within 14 days. I'd rather keep my $96 out of their sorry hands, to the point I'm willing to pay a lawyer $500 to do it. If the terrible quality of the phone service and their customer service makes a difference, that info would help.

    The phone service was such that 75% of stationary and 100% of moving calls dropped before I hung up. The customer service was (and is) such that I was assured I would owe $0 on cancellation, and checked it twice; and of course they billed me $260 three months late, lied about sending two prior bills, lied when saying they were zeroing my account this afternoon (then I called again to get another rep to double check, and yes, nobody had done a thing), then tried to collect the late fees. The first person I talked to today (the liar) basically blurted out the lie and hung up on me the instant I registered my complaint. One person of the 5 that I talked to was actually polite and apologetic for her own mistakes (which were minor and understandable). Half of them were unintelligible half of the time. And not one of them was 100% sure about the reasoning for anything that occurred with my account.

    They did all seem to think their job was to get me to pay whatever they could convince me I owed, rather than what I legally owed, though. I bet if I call tomorrow and repeat the process I get a different result. Especially if I have proof I don't owe them anything.

    So the problem has gone from simple quality of customer service to flat-out fraud.

    This despite the fact that cellular service is exploding in America, with minutes growing at about a 40% annual rate and both customer counts and revenues growing at 10-20%. Or maybe because of it, they think they can get away with anything.

    1. Re:Too Fonny by blair1q · · Score: 1

      (read parent for original story)

      Update: I didn't find anything about the law saying that all charges should be zero, but I did find this link that suggested cell-phone companies should waive activation and monthly fees for service that basically never works. Which was encouraging.

      I also looked back through my records (a note on a log of the call on my PDA phone) to find the employee ID of the original Sprint person who verified that my balance would be $0, back in March. Which was encouraging and actionable.

      So I called Sprint back, and 4 reps and one supe later, I got my entire bill zeroed, and a promise of paper documentation.

      Total time spent: 3 hours, 15 minutes; about 2:30 of that on the phone itself, about half of that on hold or dealing with menus.

      Number of Sprint people encountered: 11. Two of whom were basically nonresponsive to the point of dead air or gibberish, and one of whom was deliberately lying to me to make me wait 30 days so this mess would hit my credit report.

      Number of Sprint people who have told me my balance should be zero but they didn't have the power to do it: 3. Number who claimed they had the power to do it and were doing it but lied: 2. Percentage who may have got it done: 9%.

      We'll see in about 30 days when that confirmation arrives. If it does. They also said they'd sent me 3 bills, not 1. So they don't know how to use the mail either.

      I predict that regardless of whether the confirmation arrives, I'll receive another collections notice, and there's a 50-50 chance that the delays will result in this being reported to a credit bureau. Which should be a crime punishable by prison time.

    2. Re:Too Fonny by NormalVisual · · Score: 1


      I predict that regardless of whether the confirmation arrives, I'll receive another collections notice, and there's a 50-50 chance that the delays will result in this being reported to a credit bureau.

      They can't report it while the charge is being disputed/investigated, and until they provide proof that you owe the debt *provided you demand verification of said debt within 30 days*. If they report it anyway, see a lawyer.

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    3. Re:Too Fonny by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The bill itself would have been verification, since they have fiat power to decide I "used the service"; the problem is, while I had used the service, I'd already got another of their CS reps to tell me my balance was $0. So it's entirely internal to them whether they honor that when creating this "verification of said debt". And they have fiat power to decide whether I'm actually disputing the bill. The lie I was told was designed to keep me from doing anything for 30 days, wherupon they'd sell the debt to an external collection agency and clock my credit rating. I wish I'd been on the line long enough (she was the one who flat hung up on me) to demand an employee number. I'd be altering her employment status right now if I had.

    4. Re:Too Fonny by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was talking about if it was a third-party collection agency which might have purchased the debt. The often will buy the debts but don't get the supporting documentation which they'd need to verify it.

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    5. Re:Too Fonny by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Ah, no, I think the Sprint collections department can send the gig to the credit bureau 30 days after sending out the first collections notice or the documentation I would request in a dispute.

      Which is why the woman's behavior is so sinister. Her whole attitude was to convince me to let the 30 days lapse, which would just exponentiate the pressure on me to pay the debt regardless of its verity just to clear it up.

      Collectors, both internal and external, do not care why you pay, so long as you pay, because they get paid when you pay.

      What's surprising is that after decades of development of that business model, they've never managed to improve the quality of debt they're buying, because every time I've been sent to collections it's due to paperwork fuckups. The collectors losing money on my ability to clear those up without paying a nickel should be the ones beating up the service companies to improve the precision of their internal management processes.

      But what the fuck do they know about cost reduction and capital efficiency? They're mouth-breathing franchisees who prowl deadbeats for a living...

    6. Re:Too Fonny by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      What's surprising is that after decades of development of that business model, they've never managed to improve the quality of debt they're buying, because every time I've been sent to collections it's due to paperwork fuckups. The collectors losing money on my ability to clear those up without paying a nickel should be the ones beating up the service companies to improve the precision of their internal management processes.

      They don't care about that because they're probably buying the debt for 40 cents on the dollar, and for every debt they can't collect on, there's ten that they can. They just factor it in as a cost of doing business. There's also the non-trivial fact that most people don't know their rights under the Fair Credit Reporting Act, nor do they know the restrictions placed on creditors under said law. The collection agencies use that to their advantage every chance they get.

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  82. And they rant, and rant, and rant... by no+longer+myself · · Score: 1
    Seriously... I've never had a cell phone. The whole "contract" thing creeped me out from the begining. I'm reading down the list of horror stories from cell phone users. This is obviously not a limited number of isolated cases.

    Let me back up again... I've never had a cell phone. I don't remember people needing them back in the 70s, 80s, and most of the 90s, and they still had cars, kids, businesses, and elderly parents. So why should I need one today? Answer: I don't. And Most people probably don't need them either... but they sign up for them anyway.

    Cell phone customers are among the highest in customer dissatisfaction until you point out what a sucker they've been, then they immediately switch to defensive mode to let you know that it's not as bad as what some other guy with some other company had to go through, and other straw-man face saving attempts.

    People I know actually use arguments for having a cell phone such as:

    "It's insurance in case I have car trouble."
    I've owned several cars over the years, and at some point they all gave me car trouble. Somehow I managed to survive without a cell phone.

    "I have kids, and I need to be able to get in touch with them."
    My mom had kids too. I don't recall her needing a cell phone to raise us. Come to think of it, none of the other mothers needed them either, and we're all still living in the same region still raising kids.

    "It was part of a deal where you get so many minutes and a free..."
    Yeah, well, it's not so free when they get you with some obscured clause that allows them to charge you $200+ for whatever reason.

    "My friend talked me into it"
    That's it?! Was it your "friend" who works the kiosk booth selling these things at the mall?!

    Nope... I'm not going to run out and buy a cell phone anytime soon. From the mentality of the people I know who have them, it's more than obvious that the radiation from those phones really does affect their brain tissue.

    Why else would you put up with such abuse from a company that takes your money for a service you can easily live without?

  83. So am I the only one? by Synn · · Score: 1

    So am I like the last person on Earth that doesn't use cell phones? The boss bought me one for work, but it just sits on my desk gathering dust. If anyone calls me on it I immediately tell them to call my landline.

    Heck, when I mentioned I didn't carry one to my sister she asked, "What do you do if your car breaks down?". I responded, "Um, walk?".

    I guess it's amazing humans survived without them for so long. Frankly I don't see the appeal. I like being out of contact when I leave the house. It's relaxing.

  84. The only remarkable thing... by CSharpMinor · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only remarkable thing about this story is that they placed second worst.

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  85. Re:Sure this will turn into a cell bitching thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was told the initial erasure happened because I altered my plan on some day other than the first billing day of the month.

    You see, this is exactly the problem on slash dot.

    You say Nice system, Cingular. Dorks.

    While any business person, and most marketing type say "why didn't I think of that one." (and pick's up the phone to call the Nerd group).

    They are making millions with this super Database Feature (yes FEATURE).

  86. Sprint PCS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took 8 calls over a 3 hour period to get the bastards to understand that I had terminated my service months earlier, and there was no way in hell I was going to pay the bills their system kept sending me. I finally got through to a supervisor's supervisor who was about as dumb as a brick, it took 30 minutes but she finally caught on. The 11 other (alleged) people I spoke to were the most incredibly stupid creatures on the face of the earth. Dealing with their customer "service" was such a treat that I will never use anything Sprint ever again for any reason.

  87. Re:Big man in a pub-Blocks fire escape-millions di by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    Exceptions to every rule :-)

    Sure, you need to know when to say no, and sometimes that's going to earn you an enemy. Happens to everyone.

    The way I used to tell the 'story' was that there were two big guys, both a bit worse for drink, one the businessman and the other the customer. For as long as they're both sitting there, getting along fine, the business/customer relationship is working. As soon as one of them turns nasty, the relationship has broken down. The rule is: Make sure you're not the one who turns nasty or causes the other guy to turn nasty. If a fight breaks out then you lose, whoever started it.

    The point, really, is to remove the distance from the business/customer relationship. You aren't talking to someone on the phone. You aren't telling an employee to "just get rid of them" with some BS about "company policy". You're right there, face to face with the customer, and you need to handle the situation. It is NOT about giving in to unreasonable demands, it's about rejecting those demands in a way that the customer understands it fair.

    It's all a bit silly anyway, I know that. Different people do business in different ways. My way works for me, my customers are happy and my business is currently 350% more successful than optimistically predicted at start-up three years ago. I provide the best service, undercut everyone and put the customer first. I believe this is the way to do business and, for me, it has been.

    With reference to the example about cell phone companies, put it this way: When the big drunk guy sits down next to you in the pub and tells you that his wife has died and he needs to cancel her cell phone contract, are you going to charge him for doing so or are you just going to do it? It's a no-brainer. The reason these SNAFUs happen is that some businesses see customers as merely a part of the equation, something to be managed in the most immediately profitable way. Faced with getting a glass smashed over your head because you made a bad decision, it's a whole lot easier to make the right decision.

    Bottom line, you will NEVER lose customers for always doing the right thing. You might lose the custom of a small number of people, but you'll gain the custom of many more. If that doesn't make sense, read it again :-)

  88. Cingular Customer Service by Rai · · Score: 5, Informative

    I worked for Cingular Customer Service for a year or so and I can safely say at least 75% of the employees in the call center with me were underqualified, undereducated, partially-trained (and rushed thru that), and had bad attitudes towards their work and their customers. These reps were notorious for giving inaccurate imformation. If you called 3 difference reps with the same question, you were going to get at least 2 different answers (the joke was "This is Cingular. We have no consistency here.")

    They were mostly unfamiliar with Cingular service/plans/phones/etc because Cingular's training system is basically a webpage called 'The Learning Edge' that reps could just click thru without reading (the test at the end even gave you the answers if you knew how to cheat it.) The main tool for communicating was email which few reps read. There was also a problem with getting user accounts set up so a lot of reps didn't have access to all the tools and information they needed to do the job. And God help you if you needed a password reset.

    Twice a month, a Quality Assurance rep will monitor a rep's call to make sure the rep says the right verbage ("Thank you for calling Cingular Wireless where our goal is blah blah blah...") and handles the call correctly. However, on every call, reps are scored by call stats which basically tell how quickly the rep gets the customer off the phone and moves on to the next caller. Giving accurate information and being courtesy to the customer seemed to take second priority to call handle time.

    Managers weren't much better. Most of them don't want to be bothered with customer's calls and will keep sending the rep back to the customer until they hang up. Some managers were just lazy and rather than take the call, they would just tell the rep to give the customer want they wanted. Of course, this was fine for most customers, but after millions of dollars in unjustified credits were given, Cingular decided to implement 'protocol training' which basically says no more credits on customer's bills unless there's an unquestionable mistake on Cingular's part. Actually, this seemed somewhat fair because there are a lot of customers who call in and make up some bullshit story to get a late fee or some roaming charge taken off (one lazy guy I spoke with didn't even bother to make up a story. he just called and politely asked "I need a courtesy credit on my bill.")

    I finally got fed up with being one of the few reps who actually cared about the job and made a decent effort towards correcting customer's issues. I quit and moved on. I still use Cingular service because it's the best in my area, but I only call customer service when there's no other way around it. If I can, I go into company-owned store to make changes and such (though there are some things that stores don't have access to.) Here's some advice on calling in if you have to.

    1. Always get the name, CUID (cingular user id), and call center location of the person you are speaking with. They are required to give this to you. Document this with the date and time and reason you are calling. Keep this information for the next two billing cycles (or whatever length of time applies to your situation.)

    2. If you make any changes to your account, find out when the changes will go into effect and if any charges or service will be prorated.

    3. Even if the call goes perfectly well, call back and verify everything the previous rep told you and make sure any requested changes have been done. This may sound unecessary, but I once changed a rate plan with a feature addition that took 3 calls to get it right. Yes, THREE calls!

    4. Be polite to the rep. Attitude begats attitude. If you're nice, most of the reps will be nice to you. If you're an asshole, the rep will do nothing for you (and probably note your account so no one else will either.)

    Hope this helps.

    1. Re:Cingular Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're an asshole, the rep will do nothing for you (and probably note your account so no one else will either.)

      Sounds like the "difficult patient" thing that was following people around on Seinfeld.

  89. Cable tech support is the worst? by stevenvi · · Score: 1
    I had a problem with my digital cable service just yesterday. Called tech support and the guy walked me through a completely incorect method of hooking up the cable box to the TV, but at least he was kind about it -- even put in a service ticket for me so that someone more competent than he could come and look at it because his method involved a cord that was only connected on one end.

    Turns out unplugging it and plugging it back in (then fixing his wiring scheme) fixed everything, doggone digital crap. But hey, he didn't try to sodomize me or anything. I give their tech support an A+.

  90. The Solution... by ect5150 · · Score: 1

    The Solution is simple. Don't use a cell phone unless its someone else paying the bills. I used one for a few years. Switched a few times and got so pissed off at phone companies in general, I just don't bother with them anymore. I have local service, and that's it. I'm guessing my phone bills per month are an 1/8th of everyone elses. Use the money for something useful, like buying bleach to wash my eyes.

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  91. Verizon's ups and downs by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    I've had a Verizon phone for about 4 years now. I'm ambivalent.

    One one hand, I'm *very* happy with reception. I get few dropped calls, and probably 99% coverage.

    But, they just can't seem to get billing right. Ever. At least 4 times in the past 6 months I get a $300 bill, only to call and complain, and they correct it down to $110 or whatever it was supposed to be in the first place.

    Pitiful that they repeatedly count "in network" minutes as "anytime" minutes...

    When I got my phone, I got the Audiovox 9155 GPX phone. I asked specifically for good reception at the cell store, and that things like downloadable ringtones, color screen meant squat to me.

    It seems that the phone makes a HUGE difference, as my friend owns a bike shop downtown at which his Verizon phone didn't work at all, while mine worked perfectly. (his worked when he stepped outside)

    So, even the decent reception I can almost ascribe to the phone as much as the company.

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  92. play Wheel of Verizon by paul7e · · Score: 1

    I have the opposite experience with Verizon stores:

    I had a problem with my own Kyocera 7135 last week. Called customer service, walked me through silly but necessary testing, determined it was, in fact, quite dead. Told me I had to take it into a store.

    Brought it to a store the next day - and the nice man in the store said "oh, you have to call for this problem", and proceded to go to a phone and call the very same customer service number I'd called, and arranged for them to ship a new phone.

    So it's completely random where to go for problem-solving, depends on the person...

    paul

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  93. Re:i watched a man with his two kids standing outs by nolife · · Score: 1

    Off topic but close ;)

    A dude that owned a business on a heavily traveled road in my hometown had a completely burned to a crisp Dodge car with a flashing sign pointing to it that said, "Ask my about Joe's Dodge before buying there" (Joe's is an example, I forget the real name). The car had 2000 miles on it when the fuel line ruptured in the engine compartment. Obviously the thing went up in flames and was destroyed. The Dodge dealer claimed they were only responsible for the faulty part which was the $100 dollar fuel line. Legally I don't know what the dealer is really responsible for but bottom line was the local newspapers and everyone in the town knew the story and saw the torched car.

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  94. Hold times are my problem... by kmccoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've given up in life on expecting customer service people to understand anything technical. If they knew technical stuff, for the most part, they would have a better job. So I call customer service to do basic things like change my plan and such. I travel to Europe a lot and usually change my plan to a really cheap one while I'm there (I have an unlocked GSM dual-band phone that I use in Europe -- I purchase pre-paid SIM cards for whatever country I'm in; Orange for the UK, Vodafone for Ireland, E-Plus for Germany, etc.) And I try to call at times when I think fewer people would be calling. But there aren't any times when they even claim to have a waiting time of less than 10 minutes -- which really means about 20 minutes. Do they specifically staff their call centers to a certain hold time? I'm not happy with my AT&T service in general, but waiting times improving alone would make me a much happier cell phone user.

  95. Vote With Your Money, Stupid. by $criptah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not understand why people use shitty cell phone services. If you do not like what they offer you, why do not you cancel?

    I had only one cell phone contract. It was the biggest mistake in my life (well, not counting that sorority girl). As soon as they started to show me shady charges, I told the CSR that she was a cunt, then I told the manager to fuck off and then I put my phone through the wall. Of course, this happened only because my contract was about to expire within a month, but it left a good impression.

    Be your boss. Always tell people to fuck off whenever you feel that they need to fuck off; otherwise, everybody is going to ride your ass. I explicitly told the manager of my cell phone service that I wanted to pay $35USD per month for national-wide service. He laughed. I told him that he was a fat asshole and let the store. Did this improve my situation? Absolutely. I feel that whenever I tell people what I really think, I do not have to have excuses in the long run. I bet if some nut heads who bring AKs to their work places did what I do, we would not have freaking office shootouts. Anger relief stops people like me from doing things that I will regret in the future. If you are angry, do not keep your emotions inside, let them know what is going on. If you sit and bitch and post your shitty messages on slashdot, nobody is going to get the fucking point. What you really should do is take all your complains, roll them up in a tight roll and shove it down managers' throats. If you a person gets 10,000 phone calls a day that say "Your service suck, we cancel!" what do you think is going to happen? What if all Verizon, Sprint, AT&T, T-mobile and other customers decided to send their companies down the drain?

    Do not like Verizon? Call them. Tell CSRs and their managers that you fucking hate their service more than your in-laws. Complain. Bitch. Get other people to do the same and you'll make Sprint, Verizon and T-mobile better companies. Remember, all of those cocksucking bastards are after YOUR wallet. Vote with your money.

    Ciao.

  96. Sprint is jogging... by rokudenashi · · Score: 1

    I've dealt with Sprint many times and it usually takes more than one work day to get any task accomplished. Many times I think it's faster to use their website for most types of information. If you need service though it can take a while to get your problems resolved. If your problem is that you tried to run Windows on your cell phone you should be slapped. -please stop talking on your cell phone and running over my dog at the same time...you hit him right after I said goodbye...-

  97. I disagree by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    The nicer you are the more it gives them the feeling that they can walk all over you.

    I'm always professional but I'm not always nice.

    Sprint has the a absolute worst customer service of any company I've ever had to deal with and I have a business account.

    Americans are lazy (I'm an American I can say that) and automatically assume the customer is wrong. (maybe 99% of the time they are?) At least when you call and get Indians, you might not be able to understand a word they're saying but they are courteous and have been trained in basic manners.

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    1. Re:I disagree by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      You haven't had to deal with Qwest DSL then. Back years ago before they partnered with MSN, I had to call tech support all the time. For some reason if my computer had been connected(I had a PCI DSL card, it sucked) and I shut it off and rebooted I could not connect. Well Qwest system showed that I was still online and I had to get a tech to manually disconnect me or whatever. I had this happen every couple months, and I'd call and explain what needed to be done. The rep would say, oh it says your connected! Have to reinstall the drivers, etc.(Actually I just said I did and I'd watch TV)

      The best was when I told a rep that the phone line wasn't even connected to my card at the moment, she explained to me that I don't plug my phone line into my computer. I finally went out and got a Cisco 675 and it was a lot better, only had to call every 4 months. Best was when they switched to MSN and promised the same level of customer service, yet instead of getting a tech to fix it within hours it was 7-10 days now.

      On cable and never looking back. /hug Vonage

  98. prepaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why I like using my Prepaid wireless phone. I can stop it at any time, no canellation fees, and their Customer Service has been quite helpful.

  99. Just wondering... by djeaux · · Score: 1
    ... if cellphone service & cellphone companies suck so badly, why don't people quit buying cellphones?

    My grandparents did perfectly well without a landline phone. They got their newspaper the next day by USPS (out on the RFD). I never perceived that they felt their lives were somehow incomplete.

    How many people that answer their cells so urgently all the time really have life-or-death situations they have to deal with? Very few.

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  100. $8000 by dman123 · · Score: 1

    A bank credited me US$8000 for a credit line payment made by someone else to the wrong account (mine).

    I figured out the problem and knew that some poor bastard was wondering where his $8000 went. I figured that the bank would eventually figure out the problem, so I told them.

    Two days later they took back the $8000. Another day later they put in a debit of $8000 for a "cash advance." It took me three months, at least 12 hours on the phone, and letters to the Attorney General to get that straightened out. Of course I was being charged interest the entire time.

    Next time I keep it and close the account immediately.

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    1. Re:$8000 by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Better not.

      I remember hearing a story about some guy who was on social secuirty. The day his gov check was deposited into his account, a bank clerk made a mistake and deposited 5000 into the wrong account (his account).

      Anyway, the guy saw the extra cash and spent it.
      Afterwards, the bank found out about the mistake and demanded he give them the money back.

      Sadly, he spent it already and was unable to give it back to the bank.

      -Grump

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    2. Re:$8000 by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      What country?

      Here in Canada, banks are liable for the negligence of their employees. So if an employee negligently gives you money, it's your money. If you're nice, you can give it back to the bank, but you don't have to.

      Surprisingly, this policy cuts down on banking mistakes quite a lot. :)

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    3. Re:$8000 by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Can you back that up?

      The bank may be liable for negligence.. but that doesnt' equate to you automatically owning money deposited in your account.

      It just means the bank is liable to the original depositor.

      Money that is not yours that ends up in your account by accident is not yours, period.. and to take it is to invite trouble.. though certainly the bank is to blame.

    4. Re:$8000 by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      Sigh.

      Looked, couldn't find it. How I miss having free access to QuickLaw. Ah well, nevermind. Anyway, we're obviously agreed on the original depositor, but that's not the question at hand. The question is: If a bank negligently deposits funds in a client account, does the client have the right to make use of those funds?

      The answer might depend on what the client did as a result of the negligent deposit. I'll outline some scenarios.

      1. The client doesn't notice the deposit.

        It seems likely to me that the bank can just make the correction in this case, and it'll probably never even get to court.

      2. The client notices the deposit, and feels confused; can't think why there's money in the account. Doesn't spend it, or rely on it in any way.

        This looks like case #1.

      3. The client doesn't notice there's extra money in the account, but goes ahead and spends it anyway, as the client is a spendthrift who has no idea of how much money is in the account.

        Okay, now this is a tricky one. Here, we have a client who relies on the bank to - in effect - cut off the flow of money when there is none left. This is pretty common behaviour in Canada. Is it reasonable? Honestly, I don't know.

      4. The client notices the deposit, but assumes it's some bank promotion (you know - the 400,000th person to use Interact Direct Payment this month wins a cash bonus, or something), or perhaps an income tax return or maybe a gift from a relative.

        The question here becomes, is this a reasonable assumption to make?

      So anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if the bank, through its negligence, makes a deposit, and if the client reasonably relies on that deposit, then the bank has got to be liable to the client. Of course, lawyers love the word reasonable, and people in lawyers' offices hate it because it means whatever judges (and sometimes lawyers) think it means.

      Couldn't find any caselaw. I would suspect that, unless the amount was very large, no bank would bother suing for the funds; also, I would suspect that if the amount was very large, most courts would have no problem finding that the client's reliance on the deposit was unreasonable.

      It'd be fascinating though, in theory. Let's pretend we're law professors for a moment. Here's the question from the torts final: Suppose a bank client was trying to setup a small business, and had arranged with a relative to deposit $30,000 in a bank account. A week later, the bank screws up a deposit and puts $35,000 in the client's account. Meanwhile, the relative is having second thoughts, but doesn't tell the client, who goes ahead and opens the business.

      Six months later, the bank discovers the mistake, and wants the money returned. What to do?

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  101. Yeah I hate that too, that's why I don't carry one by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

    I guess I've been lucky, the only problem I've had is getting reception

    Err, if that's a problem, why not just turn the infernal thing off?

  102. Try Nextel by vegasman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I switched to Nextel last year and surprise they are not like any other Telco. First time I've been happy with phone service for a long time. They actually care about their customers and will work to get it right. Nextel has customer service reps who know what they are doing, seem to like their jobs (shows on the phone), and will stay with you until all is right. I would never use AT&T and Sprint or Verizon would have to pay me to use their service.

    1. Re:Try Nextel by aka-ed · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I was working call center duty for Nextel, I recall one paticular call. A customer whose name matched another customer received a $500 deposit return that was not hers. This customer's bills averaged around 40-50 a month, a very modest amount at NXTL.

      She called in; told a CSR about the check. She was given an address to return it. She did so, kept her money order receipt and a mail receipt.

      The next bill she received charged her $500 debit amount. She called and was told don't worry, it takes time. The time stretched on. Her bill became past due, she called, was told don't worry. They turned the phone off. She called, got it turned back on, and a ticket was made to investigate the misplaced check. Nobody thinks to take the charge off her bill, even though it's clear this was money Nextel sent to her for no reason, and that she has returned.

      Time stretched on. Another month goes by, the bill is coming due again. Another check arrives, the other party's deposit sent to the wrong address AGAIN. This time she sends the check back to Nextel with the bill. OK? No, not okay bcause two things occur.

      1. The person investigating the returned check sees in the record that the customer has submitted a $500 check as payment, decides that must be the same check (though the dates make NO sense). She closes the record.

      2. The bill that follows carries abother $500 debit.

      This call did not start well for me, because I am looking at the past record, with notes like "I have CONFIRMED that she has SUBMITTED THE CHECK WITH PAYMENT. Do NOT issue CREDIT!!!" Customer is very upset and combative (understandably), because she has called so may times on this and NXTL has screwed up on every turn, so it's difficult getting the straight story of what haooened from her.

      At some point she realizes it actually is my intention to help, so it gets a littl easier. I get the full story and I can see from the record that it al makes sense. We've been holding $600 of this woman's money for over 6 months at this point and I get the distinct impression that $500 isn't chump change to her, this is all her walking around money and then some.

      So. Because my limit is $200 or thereabouts I have to get a supervisor's approval. Well, they've been cost-cutting. There's one sup on the floor, and she is getting yelled at by a customer at the moment thank you.

      Now I've worked hard to gain the customer's trust, I am not gonna leave her in the shit again at this point, and she and I wait for about 30 minutes.

      Suo gets off the phone, comes by, and I have to explain what happened 3 times before she grasps it. And says no credit.

      It becomes a raging argument. The call ends with the customer still out $500 through no fault of her own. I write up a trouble ticket with top priority flagged, for whatever good that will do.

      A week later I'm pared out, because of my "insubordination," because my call times are too high, and because they are sending most of the center's jobs to Canada.

      I worked there 7 years. Before that I was a writer and editor for 20 years, until I was totally burned out in the magazine business.

      I have no idea where I go from here. At 55 I am living in my sister's basement for chrissakes. Nothing like taking shit from the mediocrities who handle management at a call center to break your confidence.

      To sum up, NXTL's no exception.

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    2. Re:Try Nextel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude,

      If your story is real, I *really* feel for you man... At least you did the right thing.

  103. my report on cell phone service by loid_void · · Score: 1

    Dead Last

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  104. I know its shitty by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    I am one of those people that, if you start to jerk me around on the phone, I will try to make you fucking cry. Not because I don't like you (I don't even care), Not because I am an asshole (ok maybe just a little), but because if I can help you decide to quit your shit job, your asshat employer has to replace you and pay all the training costs and the drug tests and the unemployment insurance of replacing an employee.
    It is my opinion that if they want to cut those costs maybe they should provide me with service I don't have to scream at you about.

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  105. hmm, you're right by pavon · · Score: 1

    I could have swore that alltel owned cricket, but apparently they have been owned by leap wireless since thier inception.

    But anyway my experiance with both alltel and cricket has been the same.

  106. Visible charges are bad enough... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    ...especially when you cross the Canada-US border. Rogers is bad enough in Canada--It costs $1.25 per minute for air time when I use my phone (on their own network) on the East coast (I live in the West). I never have any idea when I go into the US with my Canadian phone what the hell the US "partner" will extort from me...until I get my bill the following month.

    My shocker came when I drove 30 minutes from New Brunswick into Maine and discovered later that the rate went from $1.25 to FOUR DOLLARS PER MINUTE! I expect rates to be high and try to use my phone sparingly, but even a mere 15 minutes can make you bill nasty.

    Honestly, why the hell would it be so much more expensive to use my phone in Houlton, ME than in Woodstock, NB just a short drive away? The land-line phone companies, crappy as they are at customer service, seem to have figured out how to make the difference in long distance rates between such locales minimal to nonexistant.

    There is no logic at all in how you are charged for cellphone service. I'd blame it on being a "remote" location, but I don't think it's all that remote in that part of Maine, and certainly not any more so than in North Dakota, and the rate there was quite a bit cheaper too. Maybe the Rogers website has changed, but when I tried to get detailed info on US rates it was either absent or too hard to find.

    Honestly, what exactly is the reason for all the complexity and inconsistency in cellphone service billing? Is anyone out there in Slashdot-land brave enough to admit they work for a cellphone company and offer some insight? You CAN post anonymously if you're worried about being lynched...

    1. Re:Visible charges are bad enough... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny
      This post is completely honest.

      I work* for a cellular phone company, and I can tell you that we get very few** complaints*** despite what this survey says. One thing we care very much for is that customers know what they're going to be charged****. So naturally I'm very disappointed***** to hear this kind of thing.

      * Does not include actual employment, work implies any form of work including having to try and figure out what AT&T intends to charge me this month.
      ** The word "few" should not be implied to have any specific, non-subjective, definition.
      *** Excludes concerns about service quality or hidden charges
      **** Does not include monetary amounts
      ***** Disappointment should not be read to imply any desire to make anything better.

      OTHER TERMS AND CONDITIONS

      While completely free, this message may be subject to an additional $1.75 fee payable per reader to cover the costs of making this message conform to government regulations. This is not a tax, it is simply a fee squiggleslash levies to cover mandated improvements in honesty.

      There are no lies in this message, because you can make any claim you like as long as you say it's completely false in the small-print.

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  107. I find this puzzling by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I frankly find this puzzling. T-Mobile has simply provided the best customer service I have *ever* experienced with a service provider.

    Hold times are short (under 5 minutes), the CSRs are pretty competent (and they transfer you to level 2 when they know they are out of their league), and the staff is always polite.

    Frankly, Comcast isn't bad either. Neither is DirecTV. I don't see what everyone is complaining about (except with Qwest - they put you on hold for an hour and then explain that their DSL network is down and will be down for the next two days).

    The problem is that people expect too much. You can't expect level 1 CSRs to be able to fix every problem.

    Here are my "rules":

    - Act dumb, but not too dumb. If your GPRS WAP service is out, say that you can't connect to [[branded GPRS service name]] and read off the error messege. Let them run through their script and transfer you to someone who can help.

    - Be polite. You get excellent results if you say "Thank You" and use a polite tone of voice. Remember, it's not the CSRs fault that your service sucks.

    - Don't expect too much. You shouldn't expect a CSR to give you six months of free service because your coverage sucks. Nor should you expect to have your contract revoked.

    - Play CSR Russian Roulette. If you don't get what you want, call back. You'll get a new CSR and can try your routine again. This works particularly well for scoring discounted (or free) service when you have network outage issues.

    And finally, some tips about wireless:

    - Don't expect too much. Your phone, particularly if it's in the PCS spectrum (most GSM, Sprint) will have trouble inside buildings, paritcularly if they are metal. Your best bets for coverage inside are Verizon or Nextel (800mhz, penetrates walls better).

    - Don't buy GSM (in the US) unless you know what you are doing. I love my T-Mobile service, but it is not something that I would rely on. GSM networks in the US simply do not provide the quality of service and coverage of CDMA-based networks. You can get good deals with GSM (particularly with T-Mobile - $20 unlimited GPRS; $50 2-phone plan with plenty of minutes), but you must understand that you will not always have service, particularly indoors or in rural areas.

    - Stay away from AT&T. Their GSM network is, quite frankly, crap. Not that T-Mobile's is much better, but at least T-Mobile has cheap data. AT&T's customer service is also awful.

    - Stay away from Sprint. Verizon CDMA isn't any more expensive and it is far more reliable and comprehensive.

    - Go Verizon if you need dependable service. Verizon's CDMA is simply unmatched in terms of reliability and coverage. I had Verizon (CDMA2000, not AMPS) service in Yellowstone National Park.

    - Get a good phone. Do research. A good phone makes all the difference. T-Mobile is actually pretty decent with a 1.2W Nokia phone (Nokia 3590). With the 600mW T300 (or the Sidekick with the crappy radio chipset) it is practically useless.

    - Test out your service during the free trial. T-Mobile, for example, gives you 14 days to opt-out of the contract. They are throwing you a bone here - you have the perfect chance to see whether their service is acceptable. Go to the tough locations; everywhere you would use your phone on a regular basis, call 611, and keep going through the phone tree (for T-Mobile, you can hit # every 30 or so seconds and it will read you your minute usage indefinately). Listen, walk around, and check to see if the audio quality is acceptable (or if the call drops). You don't have to pay for the minutes.

  108. Seriously wrong... by Necromancyr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ok, something is seriously wrong when I've read about a good number of recent articles in mass media/associated press articles before I see them on Slashdot. Losing a bit of an edge?

    Seriously though, I come here for cutting edge news...not stuff rehashed from the USA Today blurbs from 2 days ago (literally on this story. It was in Washington Posts 'Express' mini-paper on tuesday).

  109. Contracts are evil by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Informative

    That 2 year contract they want you to sign in the reason why their customer service sucks. You're locked in for 2 years or you have to pay a huge cancellation fee. If you don't have a choice to leave, they don't have to provide you with good service.

    This one is a no-brainer.

    LK

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  110. Re:Sure this will turn into a cell bitching thread by aka-ed · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's easy as pie to change a Nextel plan in mid-month, but they made it policy not to do so because: 1. Poorly trained/terminally stupid agents do it wrong and bills can get badly messed up. 2. Terminally stupid customers can't follow their (admittedly arcane) bills when pro-rated amounts appear on them.

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  111. The only problem I've had... by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    ...is staying on the line with people who have crappy phones or phone service. My six months with Verizon Wireless have been pretty much flawless.

    There was this glitch in the billing the first month; in our shared minutes plan, we had asked for 800, but the rep we dealt with didn't effect the change, and so we ran up about 700 minutes while still on a 400 minute limit -- oops. But that could have been our fault as much as theirs, and even if it was their fault, it was only one person -- not the company. Either way, we decided if it only happened once, we could bite the bullet. So we did.

  112. Re:Verizon is my carrier - and here are my thought by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    I agree. Eventually they'll have to ease up on the contracts, because some new carrier is going to come along that flaunts customer freedom like it's the American way, and people are going to flock to it. With money flowing in, they'll be able to afford high-quality service and hardware, and suddenly the rest of the companies will be forced to join in the fun...

    The resistance to this will be the buraucratic side -- not the higher-ups, but the middle management who oversee all the interns handling the paperwork and database maintenance. But IT solutions for keeping track of changes are nothing new, and if wireless technology can be improved, then so can the wireless companies' ability to serve the customer the way the customer should be served.

  113. I know its shitty-Crap Wars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am one of those people that, if you start to jerk me around on the phone, I will try to make you fucking cry. "

    Well I'm masochistic. So hurt me all you want. Every company keeps at least one of us around for people like you.

    1. Re:I know its shitty-Crap Wars. by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or someone like me... I did 3-4 years before we got borged, in that time never let a customer "get to me", never snapped at a customer, I never even raised my voice other then to talk over background noise or bad phone lines.

      My technique was generally to let them talk until they ran out of rage... Steer them to staying relatively on topic, but otherwise let them rant.

      Once the customer is done ranting, then we can work on trying to address the actual issue. I'd take notes as they babbled, but aside from that I'd work on something else and leave them on mute except when I had to respond.

      However, I was in a position where I could either help the customer, or if I couldn't, there was nobody that I'd transfer the call to, my department (corporate support) was to resolve the issue. If the call needed to go to another department, I would stand up, walk across the floor and talk to someone in person. If I did have to transfer the customer, part of my job was to call the customer back to confirm resolution.

      In all honesty, I really loved dealing with angry customers: the angrier a customer is, the more of an opportunity to redeem us as a company (either to cancel/refund the account, or to make it better)

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    2. Re:I know its shitty-Crap Wars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in Tech Support as well and could deal with most of the normal frustrations. I would also have been good at calming customers down (indeed by letting them spend their rage and after that focussing on the issue) if it weren't for the fact that every call that went over 4 minutes meant you'd have to go and explain your call times to the manager because obviously you were wasting time. Nevermind that customers who spoke to me hardly ever needed to call back or that the ones that did asked for me, I had to foist them off within 4 minutes or I was facing possible unemployment...

    3. Re:I know its shitty-Crap Wars. by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I ran into that initially, but we had to log every call, and my logs were always detailed and explained why the calls were long.

      Even with the triage my calls per day were always decent, we weren't too worried about the number of calls or the length of the calls though, as long as you got your ass off the phone and took calls as fast as possible when the queue was backed up.

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  114. And They've Earned It! (i.e. Cingular has) by lcreech · · Score: 1

    Cingular likes to double dip, anyone sending you a text message, you will get charged. So anyone or spammer can run up your phone bill. If your on an extened business trip, like I was, they charge $.90 /min roming (after taxes) and if your 1 day late paying the bill, because your out of town (like I was), they'll charge you a re-activation fee for every line you have. My bill last month was over $300 for less than 45 minutes of use. Would they adjust? NO! All they would do is listen and reply, there is nothing they can do, it is my contract.

    I'm for a line item veto rights on contracts such as this. At least mine is up in December. I cannot express verbally what I hope happens to this company.

    Plano, TX

    1. Re:And They've Earned It! (i.e. Cingular has) by sn0wcrash · · Score: 1

      Every single person I know who has used cingular (or before that Houston Cellular) has had nothing but overcharges. One of my friends was being charged for like 2 hours of taslk time when his phone showed 30min or so ued. They said that they rounded up per the minute. Yeah.. so they are saying he makes like 15 second calls? I refused to deal with them.. thye just seem like crooked bastards. I'm currently with T-Mobile... amazingly I seem to pay the same price every month.. the base price for my plan.

  115. the contract thing is simple to avoid. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Don't go in wanting a free phone and you'll be fine.

  116. You Expect A Miracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cell companies are providing a service that is very difficult at best. If YOU think you can do better, then try designing a phone that fits in your pocket without being destroyed, that has un-limitited battery power (at least for a week), that has power enough to transmit at high frequencies (almost microwave) to a tower, while still staying withing STRICT FCC (or other regulatory comissions) rules. You think this is easy? Well it isn't you take-every-thing-for-granted MFUCKERS. This IS Fucking Magic.

  117. The worst I've found is UK Vodafone. . . by Geek_in_Marketing · · Score: 1

    . . and it's just taken me months to get out of their contract. I ended up writing the letter below to them, and even set up a blog to post it publicly. . .

    2 June 2004

    Dear Sir

    Reference 6040
    Termination of Contract - Tel No. xxxxx xxxxxx

    Further to my lengthy telephone conversation with your Customer Disinterest Desk yesterday evening - a call which I fervently hope will be my last.

    As discussed, please accept this letter as confirmation of my wish to terminate my contract with Vodafone, with one month's notice prior to the anniversary of my contract.

    In the eleven months I have been with Vodafone, I have passed through bemusement, disappointment, disbelief and rage at the abysmal degree of so-called 'service' I have received, and am finally at the point where I am left doubting my own sanity.

    In all the time I have been with you, not once - not once - have I been charged correctly for the service I have used. I have had to call innumerable times in desperate and increasingly vain efforts to get somebody to resolve my issues. Average call times have been 40 minutes, normally including drawn-out verbal exchanges with script-wielding, broken-record morons who simply cannot comprehend the meaning of the phrase 'customer service', much less actually implement it.

    I am finally left with the unshakeable belief that there is not a single member of staff at Vodafone competent to run a whelk stall, much less administer a mobile phone company.

    The final straw for me came this month, when I received my May invoice. Leaving aside the fact that the bill was ten days late - I should, by rights, receive my invoice 14 days prior to the direct debit leaving my account, but as usual was left with just 3 days - I was stunned to note that Vodafone were STILL charging me 15.31 for a text message bundle that I had specifically, REPEATEDLY requested be removed from my package, for the simple fact that I was no longer using the phone.

    My second attempt was more successful, in that I actually spoke to a member of the human race, one Mxxxx Vxxxxxx. He single-handedly managed to prove every one of the opinions I have built up over the last eleven months, in that he was disinterested, monosyllabic and unable to deviate from his prescribed script in any way, shape or form. I can only suppose that CPW either hire staff with minimal EEG function, or that lobotomies are mandatory as part of the employment contract. I ended up having to hang up on him and call back - again.

    Call three led me - after a lengthy debate over whether there were any managers in the office at 6pm - to one Cxxxxxx Txxxx. Speaking to someone vaguely more senior than the protozoa infesting your call centres is, in itself, a feat on a par with the scaling of Everest. I have come to believe, in fact, that your 'managers' are purely mythical creatures, akin to Bigfoot, The Yeti or an honest Labour MP. This is based on the number of completely fictitious callbacks I am supposed to have had in the last eleven months.

    I was impressed with Ms Txxxx initially because it only took her some 15 minutes to comprehend that she had an unhappy customer in her headset. This is an improvement of approximately 100% on every other call centre 'employee' I have encountered. It then only took a further 25 minutes of debate and hold time for her to (finally) agree the following proposal;

    1. I will pay the purely fictitious invoice for 33.48 that is masquerading as my bill for May 2004.
    2. This will leave Vodafone in debt to me to the tune of 15.31. This will be applied as a credit on my June invoice, against my line rental - effectively ensuring a Zero bill.
    3. The June invoice is my FINAL invoice. Therefore, service to 07xxx xxxxxx will be terminated in accordance with this letter.

    So yet again, in order to get back money Vodafone/CPW have taken without my agreement or consent, I have had to spend MY time and money on calls, and fight my way through staff w

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    1. Re:The worst I've found is UK Vodafone. . . by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      As discussed, please accept this letter as confirmation of my wish to terminate my contract with Vodafone, with one month's notice prior to the anniversary of my contract.

      After this, the next sentence starts:

      In the eleven months I have been with Vodafone, [...]

      By this time, I stopped reading because I know that the rest of the letter is just ranting with a story that doesn't matter. And I don't even work for a cell phone company. You know what I think they did with the letter? They read up to about the same point that I read through, cancelled your service and then threw the rest of it out.

      Sorry.

    2. Re:The worst I've found is UK Vodafone. . . by Geek_in_Marketing · · Score: 1

      Actually - I expected that to be the case, most of it was just venting as I don't like shouting at people in callcentres.

      Unbelievably, it actually worked, though - I got a phone call within 48 hours from a senior manager, a written apology and compensation.

      So maybe sometimes - and I certainly wouldn't say always - vitriol can achieve something.

      But thanks for the opinion!

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    3. Re:The worst I've found is UK Vodafone. . . by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      As a person who used UK vodaphone for years, I should like to congratulate you for saying exactly what I think of them. We had a family-size contract with them that totalled to somewhere round 250 ppm, realised that we could save half of this by changing one account to a different tariff structure, and spent the next six months trying to change it (note, this is four years after the mandatory contract length ran out). Five hundred wasted quid and twelve letters later, we finally got them to change it by a process of what I can only describe as nuisance phone calling.

      I will forever fondly remember vodaphone as the company whose telephone representative told me in all seriousness that they couldn't tell me how to access voicemail on my new mobile, because it violated the Data Protection Act. The answer: "Press '1', and hold".

    4. Re:The worst I've found is UK Vodafone. . . by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      Wow, it's good to see that someone cared.
      Congrats on achieving an improvement.

      At least the hope that customer feedback gets heard is not dead.

  118. So here's something I'm wondering.... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    We've got a lot of competent business-savvy geeks here.

    We also know exactly what is wrong with the cell phone industry.

    What would it take for someone to start up their own cell phone provider network and compete with the big boys? Can you lease their towers from them?

    I really have no idea how their networks work or how they start up, but I do know marketing and business, and I know that a service that offered good customer service, and DIDN'T screw you over on fees would be EXTREMELY profitable simply because the amount of customers you would have beating down the doors to use the service would more than make up for the lost revenues from the hidden fees and good customer service.

    This is a serious question. What would it take?

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  119. we have a saying.. by Ginga_Ninja · · Score: 1

    In the UK (don't know about the rest of the World) that goes "No Shit, Sherlock", from Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle's fictional detective. It roughly translates as "Thanks so much for pointing out the completely fucking obvious". :)

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  120. Cellphone Bitching by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1

    Judging from the vast majority of the comments people happy with their cellular service are few and far between. Everyone else is itching to bitch and moan about how dreadful it is.

    Personally, I think the survey may have been a little off. They're looking for things that piss people off, but they seem to have restricted it to things you pay for.

    The BBC recently ran a short series called Brassed Off Britain. Apparently what pisses off Brits most is Junk Mail. Closely followed by Banks.

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  121. Not all bad by Mark+McGann · · Score: 1

    I just called sprint to modify my plan last night. I was adding and removing some services for a net zero overall change to my bill. The service rep I spoke to was polite and helpful. The rep told me the new plan (which included more minuites) wouldn't start until the begining of next month and that there was not way to have is retroactively start this month. Completely unprompted, however, she simply added 180 minuites to my plan this month free of charge. Realistically it's not that big a deal, I'm sure it costs sprint next to nothing, but I thought it was a good customer relations move and was impressed. Overall my plan breaks down to this. $40 : 500 peak time minuites $5 : Picture mail $5 : Start weeknight off peak at 7pm instead of 9pm Off peak hours (weekends and weeknights after 7pm) calling is unlimited. I find this really useful for playing team WC3 tournaments with a friend from out of state where we will stay on for hours. The 7pm peak time plan required a two year agreement, and while I don't like that I doubt I'll want to change in that period of time anyway. I've been a sprint customer for several years and I refused to get a year contract for several years initially, but after 15 months it costs you more not to get the contract than to get it and pay the early termination fee. Yes I wish the contracts would go away, but I am nevertheless pleased with my service. -Mark

  122. Isn't New Zeland such a great place? by Bri3D · · Score: 1

    Quote from above story: Consumers' Institute chief executive David Russell said there was no consumer law that protected a customer from being called an "arrogant bastard".

  123. Probably too late for my USD $0.02 by jcostantino · · Score: 1
    Here's my cell phone experience thus far (it stretches back a ways)

    MANY years ago I bought in to GSM in North America through OmniPoint. I knew it would be the Next Thing tech wise. So I had my cool GSM phone (it was like 1995 or 1997) which took full size SIM cards, btw. It was a pre-pay deal that eventually was converted to a regular billing account. financial troubles kept them from continuing the contract and in the end Omnipoint and I parted ways after I paid the bill. They were still VERY nice to me even as they told me my credit score with them was "Q" and that was pretty bad apparently.

    I went on to find another cellular provider. This time with ATTWS with a DAMPS phone. My credit was still too bad to avoid paying a deposit BUT they had an awesome service that would allow me to pay ahead for a standard bill and if I went over my minute plan it would either shut the phone off until I paid the balance or re-bill my card. That was an awesome plan, I wish more carriers would have done that instead of wanting $500 deposits at the time.

    Fast forward a few years, I'd gone through a few phones with ATTWS and a number of years of service without a problem and they start to roll out GSM. This is my big mistake. South Florida GSM was shit through ATTWS. I had changed to a Sony-Ericsson T68i through an ATTWS reseller because of the price ($0 for the phone after rebate, 1 year contract and I heard the phone was excellent). The rep I spoke to said I would have no problem converting my existing DAMPS plan to the GSM phone but I couldn't do it due to the fact that I had bought the new phone through an outside ATTWS rep - this all completely after the fact. So whatever, I dropped the old phone down to the lowest plan and paid $25/month for the remaining 4 months.

    The T68 SUCKED here. I don't know what the problem was but it would drop calls almost 80% of the time and it was rare for me to be able to use the phone at all for more than a 30 second call without a drop. I bought a cheapie Nokia 7190 on Ebay and that was quite a bit better but was bulky. When I finally bit the bullet and bought a Motorola T720 all my problems were solved regarding being able to receive and place calls. At a cost of over $200 to me because ATTWS refused to believe that I could have so many problems within two months of new service and they sent me new headsets, blah blah blah.... completely passing the buck. I considered having the T68 flashed to newer firmware because it "might" increase reception but in the end decided against it and just got the T720.

    Fast forward more, I had two months left on the ATTWS contract and couldn't WAIT to get rid of them.. I dumped them for Cingular and got a Moto V400. I ported my number, reduced the ATTWS contract to the lowest (25/month) and ATTWS tried to bill me $150 for early disconnect. Never mind that I was with them for 6 years, when I got the new phone it was a 12 month contract, blah blah... I still had a contract with them, just not a phone number. A rather terse email to them was returned with an apology so at least someone there is on the ball.

    Cingular is a great company to deal with. My data rates (which i really don't use) are cheaper than ATTWS, the minute packages are all cheaper, I have free incoming and roll-over minutes, coverage is better, etc etc... I'm pleased with the overall experience of Cingular. ATTWS just bit off way more than they could chew when they rolled out GSM and I paid the price for my eagerness to transfer over. ATTWS left me with a bad taste in my mouth and that sucks because I had given them money for many years.

    I do love all the corporate double-speak though. If you talk to an ATTWS rep about roll-over minutes, they will swear up and down that you get it for one year and then "poof" it's gone. Cingular states that the minutes expire after 12 months and the service renews the following month until you opt out of the plan. I would be more inclined to believe Cingular, personally. Another good one is the fact that nobody keeps

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  124. Re:I wonder why... (Offering a Flipside) by phuturephunk · · Score: 1

    The motto in most call centers is: "The customer is always lying", and truthfully..having worked in Tech support for 3 years before getting a full time sysadmin job, I can honestly say that motto is more accurate than the typical mouthbreathers sitting in the queue will ever admit to themselves.
    You'd be amazed how many people will call up and blatantly lie about what happened to the equipment even though you KNOW, through experience, what the cause and the fix is. People will complain just for the sake of complaining, or even worse, complain because they know some idiot manager is going to give them a free month of service. Its all a crock of shit.
    I will admit though, that the quality of people that they hire nowadays is quite a bit lower than when I first got in the game late last century. Its once again the McDonalds conundrum rearing its ugly head: The pay is 8 bucks an hour if you're lucky. You expect top notch service, yet you wouldn't take that job for that price, so how do we fix the problem? Answer: There is no fix.

  125. Something good for a change? by MikeyVB · · Score: 1

    Let me make a POSITIVE post about cell phone companies in this thread. I am sure I will get flamed for going against the grain, but it should be worth it.

    I got my first cell phone in 2000 from a campany in Canada called Microcell (aka "Fido" - www.fido.ca) and have had NO problems with these guys. Well, granted I have had a total of three dropped calls, but those were in "dead zones" where there was no signal. They don't lock you in with a contract. You get your bills and pay them just like your nomal phone line. They draw you in with the offer of cheap phones and give you your "cheap price" in the form of a credit on your third months bill or something. I would much rather prefer that then a two year contract! Never spoke to customer support, but I have to the billing department calling about my bill being three months unpaid, and they were polite as hell, and when said I couldn't pay at the moment, they asked when, I said not at least for a month. They say, "Okay!" and I don't hear from them again. Happy campers.

    One last comment about security. (For ejaws5 really)

    I went overseas a while ago and got international roaming turned on so I could use my phone where ever I went. My phone then was a SonyEricsson T200. When I was in Hong Kong I got a call from a friend and my phone made a funny chirping noise at the start of the conversation, and when I looked at the screen it had an icon that was a triangle with an exclimation mark in the middle. Later I looked up what the hell that icon was and it was a notification that my call was NOT encrypted. Turns out that with digital phones they default to some simple encryption at least, and my phone was giving me an FYI that someone might be able to listen in. I was in Hong Kong (owned and opperpated by China of course!) afterall.

    Sorry for the long post,

    M

  126. Domestic Support? You are kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Sprint gave away the keys to the kingdom to IBM in late '03 the following things have happened:

    1. All customer facing applications are now supported offshore, the final apps slipping away in Q4 '04.
    2. All customer care is or will be conducted offshore, the last domestic call center to be closed in Q2 '05.

    Yay! Americans lose jobs *and* discover a whole new definition of shitty service!

  127. The Sad Part by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    The sad part is that I have to side with Joe's Dodge in this case. Sure, it's true that Joe's sold the car, but Dodge built the car, and the owner is responsible for insuring against damage and bad luck. For certain, if I was Joe, I'd have pled his case to Dodge, but I see no reason why Joe's Dodge should eat the cost of a manufacturing defect, and I doubt Dodge would have reimbursed the dealership for replacing the car (although they might reimburse the owner directly to avoid a lawsuit).

    Virg

  128. I had them then... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    the problem was that their service was utterly useless. When my phone (StarTac) dropped 90% of outgoing calls (and most incoming), their only response was "you're in a medium signal area" (OSU campus), That was when I could get a hold of them by lying and saying that I was buying new service (their customer service line puts you on an endless loop, while their website throws multiple cookies a second at you so that you can't get anywhere without leaving cookies on). I solved the problem by buying a Samsung phone, which hardly ever dropped a call in the same area. I dropped Sprint's service because of dissatisfaction with the service and because I didn't use the minutes I was paying for. I don't expect "gold" service, but being able to get someone on the phone (or in person) who could help me is desirable. (I have Verizon now - they're OK).

  129. hmmm.... seeing a theme here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AT&T Wireless outsourced all their number portability crap to IBM. AT&T Wireless was fined many millions of dollars for blowing chunks following WLNP. Now Sprint has outsourced the entire shooting match to IBM...

    I wonder if IBM can't find their asses with two hands?

  130. I got owned by Verizon :( by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    I signed up for their "singlerate east" plan with 250 anytime minutes. For $10 more per month I could get "2000 night and weekend minutes" or something like that.

    Years go by. Suddenly I start going over my minutes. Whats that you say? I request a detailed minute usage report and after careful examination it shows that, for some reason, I'm getting charged anytime minutes during the nights and weekends when I should be burning "night/weekend minutes".

    I call them. They are flabbergasted. How can I possibly have 2000 night and weekend minutes with the singlerate east plan? Yes it does SHOW that I'm PAYING for it, but there is no possible way that I COULD have it. How is it even on there? Who authorized this!?

    Incredibly they had turned off those minutes months ago, BUT KEPT CHARGING ME FOR IT. Basically it was such an old promotion that noone who was working there had heard of it! There must have been some glitch in the system when they discontinued it, such that they never notified me (in violation of the contract), and they still kept charging me (in violation of THE LAW).

    They ended up paying for my last few cellphone bills and then some. But I still dropped them. I can't trust them anymore. I shudder to think about how many other customers they've ripped off who didn't notice!!

    I'm with AT&T now and believe it or not I've had a good experience. I guess it just goes to show that it varies for everyone.

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  131. It's the Stephen King effect. by hearingaid · · Score: 1
    Well, it's a theory anyway.

    Look, you were in Maine, and you got horrified by something. I'm suggesting that as a reward for not getting eaten, the Stephen King aura that surrounds the state decided instead to just give you obscene rates.

    Bah. I'm on Rogers too, and actually I've always gotten along with their telephone service people at least. But man, I could tell you insane stories about Bell. But I'm not gonna. :)

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  132. Verizon Surprise by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
    While I was reading through the comments, I actually received a call on my cell phone from Verizon. I work at a small startup, and I'm the only employee with a company phone, and thereby the only employee with a Verizon phone.

    Nonetheless, despite being obviously a small-fry customer, the Verizon rep called to let me know that in the past month I had received in excess of 800 text messages. My phone is at the receiving-end of a pretty large Big Brother monitoring system, so I'm not surprised.

    He was calling me to offer to upgrade me to a $9.99/month plan for 1,000 text messages, and to do so at once to avoid overage charges on my account.

    That's what I consider to be impressive customer service. I've been with other cellular providers in the past, and Verizon is the first one that actually seems to care about keeping me as a customer.

    Consider me a satisfied Verizon customer.

  133. Read the contracts!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lived for the last 8 years in Europe and have to agree that the mobile phone industry here is DESIGNED to screw people.

    I read the "Terms and Conditions" the companies have. Simply put they ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE so I do not use those services. IMHO If you do not read the contract or agree to it even though you know it is bad you have no room to complain.

    Most contracts include:
    1. Provider adjustable terms - most providers have a clause that allows them to change the terms of the contract by posting it on their website. you agree to the new terms if you use service after they take affect. This means they can basically change your terms whenever they want and you probably won't know (unless you monitor their site constantly).
    2. Mandatory arbitration - you can't sue them no matter how bad they screw you. Arbitration is mandatory and oversaw by an organization created by mobile phone companies (I'm sure they're unbiased).
    3. Unequal cancellation clauses - they can cancel you anytime but you must pay or meet your contract time (usually 2 years).
    4. No number protection - they can change your phone number at any time.

    These are a few clauses that are present in almost (if not all) of the companies I researched. These clauses simply show me that they have no intention of dealing with me "the customer" in an honest and fair way. My solution, don't deal with them. If enough people raise their expectations companies will change. INSIST ON FAIR CONTRACTS!!!

    I suggest not even reading contracts if they are too long. Pick a reasonable length and if the contract is longer than that they are out. You have to be clever and flexible to make things work in this environment but then you have to be clever and lucky to not get taken in the environment of bad contracts.

    In the long run I save money and a lot of headaches by dealing with respectable companies (of which I have not found one in the US mobile market). If anyone can point me to reasonable terms and conditions I would be greatful.

    My $.02

    Trev

  134. Just like my little Chiuaua mutt, Billy by Uggy · · Score: 1

    I have this little chiuaua mutt/mix thing that I rescued from the street, and he's got this little quirk. Every time I get the hose, he starts spinning around and around and around in a circle yipping and going nuts, like some kinda berserker rage, but directed at his ass.

    It is most amusing, and since the TV is on the fritz, it's all I've got.

    Slashdot readers must be as equally amusing when they call customer support.

    "Hey, Dave, I've got a caller irrate that we billed him $.05 too much. Let's have some fun."

    "Okay, I'll file it with collections."

    "Yeah, that'll drive him nuts."

    *High fives*

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