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  1. Re:rest in peace on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 1

    thats funny, in a very sick way. you might want to try submitting that to bash.org or the likes.

  2. How would I know if the HDD failed... on Dell Releases Flash-Based Laptops · · Score: 5, Funny

    How would I know if the HDD failed if it no longer has the "click of death"?

  3. I changed my mac addr.... on How Does Your ISP Handle Top-Usage Customers? · · Score: 1

    I lived in a student community where "all utiltiies included" including interweb.

    It was great! I'd get 10 meg down, 10 meg up. I could literally get linux ISOs in 20 minutes, not 5 days. And when they throttled me, I changed my mac addr and got a new IP and trashed that till they throttled me. wash, rinse repeat. Then they throttled everyone to 800k down 300k up. I soon graduated and left.

  4. A tip for resetting router/modem. on Wireless Routers for Congested Areas? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Go to wallyworld/slows/home despot/etc.
    Get a timer switch (the ones people use to turn the lights on/off when they go on vacation. Get a digital one so you won't be plagued with tick tick tick all the time.

    Set the timer to turn off at 5am, and turn on at 5:01am. That way, you'll powercycle the router/modem every day and won't notice it because you would be pretending to sleep at that hour.

    Grump

  5. Telepathy. on What are the Best Cell Phone Services in the US? · · Score: 1

    Send all the thoughts you want for one low monthly price: $0.

  6. I sure hope they bought rust protection... on Who Needs a Satellite Dish When You Have a Wok? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Else the wok rusts out and they're off the air!

  7. Re:Count yourself lucky you have a retail store. on CompUSA Closing More Than 50 Percent of Stores · · Score: 1

    The cable might have a built in repeater? just a guess.

  8. Re:No harmful effects on Bacteria To Protect Against Quakes · · Score: 1

    What's so wrong with toads? They're harmless! Let me quote Harvey Denton:

    You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you.
    -Harvey Denton, League of Gentlemen
    http://www.lofg.com/character_profile.php?profile_ id=37

  9. Re:Where are geras 2-4? on Fuel Efficient Five-Gear Rocket Engine Designed · · Score: 1

    It would be a stretch, but consider 1st tops out ~35-40 mph. 5th is usable starting at around 30-35 mph. So in theory, you could shift directly from 1st to 5th.

    As for reverse...gravity takes care of that.

    Grump

  10. Re:How much does handling matter? on Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong · · Score: 3, Informative

    the google paper was posted a day or 2 ago. let me find it.
    here you go
    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/02/ 18/0420247

  11. Re:Good News, Everyone! on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 1

    ok, mental slip. Least dense.

  12. Re:Good News, Everyone! on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 1

    Nah, I love Farnsworth. He reminds me of my own grandfather.

    And if you're wondering, Yes I did see An Inconvenient Truth with all the bad charts/graphs. Gore even introduced the "Ice Cube" theory, but forgot to mention the sea level rise.

    Grump

  13. Re:Good News, Everyone! on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 1, Informative

    And since water is most dense at 4deg C, the sea level will rise!

    Grump, Environmental Scientist.
    Yes, I really have a real degree in this field.

  14. Re:Why would they subject themselves to this? on Vista Family Discount Keys Found Not Compatible · · Score: 1

    NT4 was the best. Reg key was something like 123-9876543. why can't Microsoft stick with simplicity like that?

    Grump.

  15. Re:Windows installer requires them on Farewell To the Floppy Disk · · Score: 1

    Actually you don't need a floppy for that either.

    The desktop I have (some gateway POS w/ an intel board) has a bios option to treat usb flash drives as a floppy drive. How do you boot off the drive? I have not the foggiest idea. But it's a bios option.

    Grump

  16. Re:Does it matter... on Spamming Google Maps · · Score: 1

    Yes, I do mean the watermark.

    But the first time i noticed the watermark I thought why does google have their name on a parking lot? I gotta drive out there and check it out.

    Grump

  17. Does it matter... on Spamming Google Maps · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it really matter when google has spammed first?

    For example, look
    here. It is off the california coast, near LAX.

    Grump

  18. Watch superbowl? on Time Warner Cable Runs Out of HD DVRs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why! why for the love of HDTV?

    Just go download the commercials on your fav torrent site or youtube. Don't waste your life watching the filler.

    Grump

  19. Re:Human Caused on New Ice Age Theory · · Score: 1

    Here is the truth!
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-675554759 7995385256&q=ait

    As an environmental scientist, this guy is GOD! Of course, if I said any other way I wuoldn't have a job (like I am now).

    I kid, I kid
    Grump

  20. Re:OT: reply to sig on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 1

    No, engine braking is holding the throttle plate closed, and having the engine run at a high rpm. This makes the engine pump a vacuum and the friction in the engine to slow the car down.

    What I mean by the brake booster is that the booster works on a pressure differential. That inside the intake and the atmosphere. but whatever. just please don't run into me!

  21. Re:OT: reply to sig on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 1

    Actually the reason to leave it in gear while braking is because it generates a negative vacuum in the intake manifold which is used to power the brake booster. Normally, it's not a big deal but if your brake booster is borderline/your brakes are excessively worn, this can make a difference in stopping distance.

    Grump

  22. Re:A la Bash.org on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    or false negative rate?

  23. Re:OT: reply to sig on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 1

    Only when I'm stuck in traffic. Otherwise, I'd put a shift somewhere in there too.

  24. Re:You can do the same thing... on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Staying home pretending to be sick instead of going to school. I see it has really paid off and now you read /. instead of doing something productive with life. Tho, not like I'm doing any better.

    Grump

  25. Re:So what if they were cell phones? on GPS Devices Lead Authorities to Thieves' Home · · Score: 4, Informative

    The phone has a GPS receiver, but it's primarily designed to take a "snapshot" of the satellites and send that off to an assisting server for the actual number crunching. I'm pretty sure these assisting servers aren't cheap and the phone company wouldn't spend money buying these servers if they could sell you a new phone instead.

    Now, if you implanted one of these phones in your baby called 911 saying I LOST MY BABY! Then I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate to use the gps on the phone to locate the baby.*

    But what do I know, it was my roommate who worked in a cell phone shop. I worked on emergency dispatch equipment instead.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_GPS

    Grump

    *If child protective services comes after you, I didn't seed the idea!