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New Ice Age Theory

amigoro writes "Most believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in Earth's orbit, known as the Milankovitch cycles. According to one scientist, that is not the case. Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia, has developed a model which hypothesizes a dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 or 41,000 years, exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth. The main problem with Milankovitch cycles is that they can't explain how the ice ages go from 100,000 year cycle to 41,000 year cycle. The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations."

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  1. I Hope by Zonnald · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one tries the old venerable "Frost Post"

    1. Re:I Hope by zwilliams07 · · Score: 1

      Your joke left us cold. *ripshot*

  2. I'm pretty sure this was on TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw an episode of "Andromeda" where the system's sun would go out every hundred years or so...
    life imitates TV? (anyone know which epi it wuz?)

    1. Re:I'm pretty sure this was on TV by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I saw an episode of "Andromeda" where the system's sun would go out every hundred years or so...life imitates TV? (anyone know which epi it wuz?)

      That was CNN covering the Bagdad power grid.

    2. Re:I'm pretty sure this was on TV by shoelace_822695 · · Score: 1

      it was in season 5... possibly "One More Day's Light" i'd have to dig out the discs to be sure..

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    3. Re:I'm pretty sure this was on TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doh.. it was "Saving Light from a Black Sun"

  3. Human Caused by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy's theories are all wrong. Obviously people are causing the 100,000 - 41,000 year cycles. Someone should take away his meterology license...

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    1. Re:Human Caused by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you mean meatier.. meetior.. metear.. weather man license.

    2. Re:Human Caused by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Here is the truth!
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-675554759 7995385256&q=ait

      As an environmental scientist, this guy is GOD! Of course, if I said any other way I wuoldn't have a job (like I am now).

      I kid, I kid
      Grump

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    3. Re:Human Caused by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously people are causing the 100,000 - 41,000 year cycles.

      OMG!!! We need to save the Sun!

      KFG

    4. Re:Human Caused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You simple fool. How dare you mock the only true religion. Man changes nature and that is the only way it could be. Ever since evolution man has been changing or effecting the weather. And we are doing it now.

      So quit stalling and lets start extor.. err.. charging companies and consumers for their emisisions. because we know they have enough money anyways and and if consumer don't they can come begging to us for help then we will be the super most powerful.. err most compasionate people that we are. Why would you care about some evil company anyways.. unless your an evil republican. Get on the band wagon with the believers or shut up.

    5. Re:Human Caused by bricko · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is going to upset the Weather Lady to no end..... Maybe she can get a job with Vivid Entertainment. I can see her and Al together now....

    6. Re:Human Caused by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn -- not only is Porky Pig still alive, he's posting to Slashdot!

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    7. Re:Human Caused by thunderpaws · · Score: 4, Funny

      All this time I thought it was effect caused by all those politicians sticking their fingers in the air to see which way the wind blows.

    8. Re:Human Caused by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Funny

      In order to do that, first we must declare war on it...

        SB

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    9. Re:Human Caused by zsau · · Score: 0, Troll

      Making yourself look stupid while trying to make someone else look stupid? Two can play at that game!

      Both of my grandfathers are dead. Neither were murdered. No human caused those deaths. Therefore, no human has caused any other death. Fact that climate change wasn't caused by people in the past doesn't mean we're not causing some now...

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    10. Re:Human Caused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Set up a straw man.
      2. Argue that the the straw man is ridiculus, while pretending it is the original argument.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      ??? = Pretend it's just a joke when someone challenges you to defend your fallacious rebutal.

    11. Re:Human Caused by sakasune · · Score: 1

      Nothing can kill Porky Pig...

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    12. Re:Human Caused by araemo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Other than.... The Dip.

    13. Re:Human Caused by armareum · · Score: 0

      ...except a kilogram of cheese

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    14. Re:Human Caused by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      ObFrantics: "They're not meteorologists, they're meaty urologists! They get sick of always having their hands smell like pee, so they figure 'hey, I'll put on some weight, get on the news, and hit on the chick who does sports!'"

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    15. Re:Human Caused by slashdot.cc · · Score: 1

      Brilliant!

    16. Re:Human Caused by dernst · · Score: 1

      Clearly we need to stave off the next ice age! I will do my part and buy another SUV.

    17. Re:Human Caused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this time I thought it was effect caused by all those politicians sticking their fingers in the air to see which way the wind blows. ... as opposed to all the Croation basketball coaches sticking their finger into their players' ass to see which way the wind blows (answer: out...).
    18. Re:Human Caused by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      SUN aren't that those guys from Stanford?

  4. Old News by tignom · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the new model is heliocentric instead of geocentric. I thought we made this switch centuries ago.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We did, but it wasn't until we declassified Pluto as a planet that all of the astrology star charts started to line up. Now they're actually accurate. Today my horoscope read: "things should be going quite well in many parts of your life." Hit the nail on the head right there!

      I've heard that some expert astrologers have predicted that "the weather may get colder for a period and then warm up at a later date or it might get warmer first and then cool off at a later date." It sounds like they've got a better grip on this issue than most of the so-called climate scientists and astronomers (not real scientists since they don't have an -ology). When will people learn that the so-called physical laws are but mere manifestations of the stars and planets positions in space. You don't understand the meaning of a book by looking at the shape of the letter 's' nor should you understand the universe by playing with pendulums, springs, and nuclear fusion.

    2. Re:Old News by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      So when is a new model going to look past the edges of our solar system?

    3. Re:Old News by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So the new model is heliocentric instead of geocentric. I thought we made this switch centuries ago.

      Haven't you ever heard of epicicles?

    4. Re:Old News by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So when is a new model going to look past the edges of our solar system?

      The guy's on crack.

      The real reason behind the ice ages is the Sun's evil sister-star: Nemesis.

      According to my scientific analysis, it just so happens that Nemesis orbits our solar system once every 100,000 or 41,000 years, exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth. As the rouge star passes closest to the Sun, it triggers an influx of neutrino emissions in the star's inner core of dark matter. This results in an ion-theta flux imbalance which reduces the star's luminosity by a factor of omega/psi.

      As everyone knows, the main problem with Milankovitch cycles is that they can't explain how the ice ages go from 100,000 year cycle to 41,000 year cycle. The cycles predicted by the Nemesis Model line up with the observations, and thus the model is proven. Now go buy my book.

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    5. Re:Old News by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As the rouge star passes closest to the Sun, it triggers an influx of[...]

      ...lipstick emmissions and mascara protuberances in what is known as a coronal makeup ejection (CME). This causes gothmagnetic storms, during which our planet goes through a goth phase and clothes mainly in black clouds, thus keeping sunlight from the planet's surface and everything becomes cold.

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    6. Re:Old News by jkiol · · Score: 1

      dude goth chicks are hot.... I for one welcome our new hot goth girl overlords.

    7. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the skinny ones. The fat goth chicks are still fat chicks.

  5. Well, plasma soul.... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1, Troll

    Could it be that the inner shells of the sun are bouncing a bit? Perhaps a resonance building up from fast "shell quakes" where localised fuel combinations are changing ?

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  6. To the Retard who Posted this Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The climate depends more on atmospheric composition than on any variation in the sun or even our proximity to it. That's why venus is hotter than mercury. I'm not trolling, I'm just really tired of assmunches promoting the idea that the climate is changing as part of a normal cycle or some such garbage.

    1. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Zonnald · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The opinion you suggest can explain differences between two bodies, but not necessarily with the same body over time. This new theory relates to the output of the sun and how it effects the one body - Earth. I would like to see an investigation of how the temperature of Venus or Mars fluctuates as a result of this cycle. Although that is still a pretty hard study as observations are a little bit restricted to the here and now.

    2. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by prettything · · Score: 3, Funny

      the article doesnt say that, and every ice age so far predates the industrial revolution.... if you read the article that is... you are the one who is the one who is retarded!

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    3. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The climate depends more on atmospheric composition than on any variation in the sun or even our proximity to it. That's why venus is hotter than mercury."

      That's less "difference in atmospheric composition" and more "has an atmosphere or not."

    4. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh! Thanks! Who knew winter is actually caused by Santa's exhuast fumes?

      Damn, if we could clean that atomosphere up then we wouldn't need to be bothered by seasonal weather!!!11!one!

      I knew all along that slight tilt of the earth couldn't affect the weather!

    5. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by DestroyAllZombies · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's true that Venus is hotter than Mercury (well, I'd believe it anyway). But you can't convince me that Titan is colder than Venus only because of the atmosphere! What if you moved Venus out past Neptune, would it still be as hot?

      I think global warming is accepted by those with open minds, but keeping an open mind means looking at other science as well. It's how we got here.

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    6. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by Greg.Rodden · · Score: 1
      So from what you just said, I came to this conclusion...

      Think of the atmosphere as sunblock.

      Venus has less sunblock than mercury. Mercury may be closer to the sun but has better protection than Venus.

      I get burned in winter with NO Sunblock, MORE than I get burned in summer WITH sunblock on(I live in Australia)....

      However if i were to go out in Summer with NO sunblock i'd be toast.... SO by my analogy, which is completely unfounded and backed by absolutely no research or credentials, MORE RADIATION = MORE HEAT!!!!

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    7. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by loki_tiwaz · · Score: 0

      i can't cite my source because i forget it but mercury has a very thin atmosphere that hangs around the dark side. where else is any gases that happen to be around it going to hang anyway, obviously if the sun blasts them off with heat and solar wind they won't magically travel to venus and they certainly aren't going to congregate in some random spot in space away from a large body of matter.

    8. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0

      VEnus shouldn't be affected at all, it has a dark surface. The clouds reflect all of the sunlight. The surface on Venus is hot because it's a very hot planet, very hot core, well insulated, etc.

      Similarly, Mars has been dead for so long that there may not be any signs there either.

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    9. Re:To the Retard who Posted this Story by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      VEnus shouldn't be affected at all, it has a dark surface. The clouds reflect all of the sunlight.

      Venus' albedo is 0.65; i.e. it reflects 65% of the light, thus it absorbs 35%. Earth's albedo is about 0.3, the Moon's 0.12. Venus would be even hotter if it was less reflective, but still it absorbs a lot of sunlight.

  7. 70500 +/- 29500 years, easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, I learned something in all those science experiment classes.

    OTOH the check word says the "contrary". Maybe the author should use this system to find the solution.

  8. Combination by dohzer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could it not be a combination of both Milankovitch cycles and the dimming of the sun?

    1. Re:Combination by toby34a · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, it definitely could be a combination of all manners of cycles. That's the thing about climate shifts- there are so many variables interacting, that some interact in very different ways. I wrote a summary paper a few years ago for a seminar about a theory of frequency modulation of the Milankovitch cycles to help solve some of the classic Milankovitch "problems". Here's a link for it: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/285 /5427/564. Looking at the followup research, Dr. Rial has done both frequency modulation to see what he can do with the three main Milankovitch cycles (that being orbital eccentricity (changing in how "oval" the Earth's orbit is, every 100,000 and 400,000 years), planetary precession (changing the location of the seasons, so that the Northern Hemisphere winter moves from January to January over the course of 21,000 years) and the planet's obliquity (changes in the tilt of the earth from 22.5 degrees to 24.5 degrees, over a course of 41,000 years). Through this frequency modulation, he was able to produce a signal very close the delta-O 18 ratios found for the Vostok core in Antartica. His theory also was able to "demodulate" the Vostok core to get peaks at 41kyr (kyr = 1000 years), 100kyr, and 21kyr as predicted by the classic Milankovitch cycles. While these solar fluctuations may exist (and I'm not an astronomer, just a meteorology/atmospheric science/climatology PhD student) I'd prefer to firm them up before they replace the classical orbital mechanisms that we know exist. Whether they cause the Ice Ages or not, they are present in the orbital path.

    2. Re:Combination by radtea · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While these solar fluctuations may exist (and I'm not an astronomer, just a meteorology/atmospheric science/climatology PhD student) I'd prefer to firm them up before they replace the classical orbital mechanisms that we know exist. Whether they cause the Ice Ages or not, they are present in the orbital path.

      We do know the orbital fluxuations to exist, but we don't know that they cause terrestrial climate fluxuations. The problem is real: the dominant frequencies in the orbital fluxuations do not match well with the dominant frequencies in the climate fluxuations. Something more is going on, probably in our understanding of the global climate, which may impose frequencies of its own, like a resonant system excited by a non-resonant driving force.

      Unfortunately, the kind of step-function we are giving the planet, and which it has had in the past from other natural occurences, is a pretty powerful excitation at all frequencies.

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    3. Re:Combination by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Could it not be a combination of both Milankovitch cycles and the dimming of the sun?

      Anything is possible. But two (completely independent) phenomenon that happen every 100,000 years, just happening to match-up, seems extremely unlikely.

      It would be much more concievable if, instead, there were two phenomenon that occured every 1,000 years, and only resulted in a major event (eg. ice age) on the 1-in-100 times they happen match-up.

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    4. Re:Combination by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Looking at the graphs, it looks like about 80% of the time, the temperature is falling about 1 degree per 10,000 years, about 8% of the time, the temperature is rising about 1 degree per 1,000 years. There also appears to be an extreme correlation between CO2 and temperature. I'd guess that the rise in atmospheric CO2 is caused by the warmer climate rather than vice-versa, probably something about the solubility of CO2 vs ocean water temperature.

    5. Re:Combination by A*Seer_in-hiding · · Score: 1

      The sun not only changes in intensity but in frequency of the radiated energy. There may also be more or less ultraviolet energy available for plant and plankton life to use. The decrease or increase in plant life do to frequency shifts could account for another cycle. There is also the evidence for magnetic and physical pole changes.

      The north and south poles that form our current planetary axis have not always been in existence. The axis was located at various other locations in the past. The earth is not a perfect sphere and it bulges in the middle. The earth quakes induced by a change in axis have in the past, and will in the future, dwarf all other quakes that we humans have seen and documented.

      Do not forget about asteroids and their impact when they strike the earth. There may also be a large cloud of them that are orbiting the sun on a much longer cycle as reflected in mass extinctions documented in the fossil records over the last several hundred million years. What if there is a large cloud that cycles through our earths orbit every 40 or 50 million years and wipes the planetary species out almost completely? Imagine a few million smaller and several larger rocks hitting us as that cloud passes.

      There is much more to all this than we can imagine. Maybe our current global warmining is a pimple in the scope of our planets health cycle.

  9. Dimmer switch? by andy314159pi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes that's the same theory that has been proposed from the scientists at Oral Roberts University. God attached a dimmer switch to the sun so he can punish us with increasing temperatures.

    1. Re:Dimmer switch? by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      God attached a dimmer switch to the sun so he can punish us with increasing temperatures.

      Can't be...since according to these same "scientists"...the universe is only 6000 years old & with their god creating the universe in 6 days...rather than the several years it took electrical engineers to create a dimmer switch for lights on earth. Plus...if the 10,000 years time frame is right...their rapture will happen a lot sooner than the 4,000 years or so we have left.

      NOTE...will be too busy shaking hands in hell to get burned & running away from these same folks who believe this the earth is only 6000 years old.;)

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    2. Re:Dimmer switch? by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      .....so he can punish us with increasing temperatures.......

      These people did not come up with this idea. The Bible has references to severely increasing heat from the sun as part of God's punishments for human evil, reserved for the last days. One of these is found in the Old Testament in Isaiah 30:26, where we are informed that the sun will be seven times hotter and another is found in Revelation 16:8-9. There it says that people will be scorched by the sun and curse God because of the great heat. The passage in Revelation is just before the part about the final battle of the final war, the battle at Armageddon.

      To many here, the Bible represents fiction and fairy tales. However, an all out global war and the resulting world wide upheaval, along with havoc from nature is not impossible. We humans like to believe, both corporately and individually that we are the captains of our ship and the masters of our fate. From a sudden death of a loved one, to history of great natural disasters and from the very real possibility of global thermonuclear and other technologically advanced warfare, that belief and hope is ill founded. Global warming, human caused or not, can only add to this nightmare. Could it be that we really are NOT in charge after all?

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  10. Socrates would be disappointed by Volfied · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sophism [sof-iz-uhm] -noun
                  a specious argument for displaying ingenuity in reasoning or for deceiving someone, e.g. beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points.

    1. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by squidfood · · Score: 2, Insightful
      beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points.

      In statistical terms also known as overfitting your data .

    2. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "LOL LET'S DRINK HEMLOCK! :D IT'LL BE GREAT!"

      I don't think I'd be much impressed by Socrates' disappointment.

    3. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Whenever you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
      -- Sherlock Holmes

      Duelling quotations. :-p

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    4. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by peektwice · · Score: 1

      but a hole in this theory has been its inability to explain why the ice ages changed frequency a million years ago.
      Obviously there are also other holes, as you eloquently stated.
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    5. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

      beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points. Also known as earning tenure.

    6. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by dl_zero · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed he would. The belief that global warming is caused by humans driving SUVs even though there were ice ages long before pollution even existed is ridiculous.

    7. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No it isn't. Of COURSE there are many other factors involved in global climate change, but only the truly stubborn or drastically deluded (note: I also include "deluded by others") would think that global climate change isn't being affected by the behaviour of humans over the last century or so. Having ice ages before there were humans around to affect the environment has no bearing on whether or not our actions can ALSO cause climate change.

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    8. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      1. Scientists notice that a planetary atmosphere with much higher amounts of carbon dioxide is much, much warmer than earth. 2. Scientists hypothesize that carbon dioxide traps sunlight leading to what they call a "runaway greenhouse effect" which warms that planet dramatically, compared to its orbit. 3. Scientists speculate that large increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide on earth might lead to global warming. 4. Scientists speculate that periods in geological history when temperatures were warmer (for example, the Mesozoic) might have have had higher carbon dioxide amounts in the atmosphere. 5. Other scientists note sharp increases in calculated temperatures in recent historical times versus those suggest by various climate history research (ice cores, etc.). 6. Scientists speculate that carbon dioxide and other "greenhouse gases" produced by industrialization are leading to a new cycle of global warming. 7. Large corporations see their enormous profit margins (and consequent fat bonuses) threatened by the expense of new anti-pollution regulations, and make huge donations to their pet legislators and commission fixed studies. 8. Pet legislators denounce scientists warning about global warming as fruitcakes. 9. Average idiot voters decides that global warming isn't happening, is happening but is caused by cow farts, is happening and is anthropogenic but is caused by too many people breathing, and is happening and is anthropogenic and is caused by industrialization, but that's ok because it's much warmer in the winter now and the golf season is longer, and that it isn't happening and is all the result of an east-coast bias in the news because of all the snow in Colorado (where, of course, it snows more in warmer winters than in colder ones), all simultaneously because they are properly conditioned for goodthink, and besides, the corporations' pet legislators have been feeding them anti-intellectual tripe since the 17th century. 10. Masses of semi-employed pseudo-libertarians post the same arguments on slashdot to prove how intellectually independent they are.

    9. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by FroBugg · · Score: 1

      That's like saying a belief in murder is ridiculous because people die all the time from natural causes.

      The two are not mutually exclusive.

    10. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by tinkerghost · · Score: 1
      beginning with a conclusion and finding reasons to justify it, regardless of where the evidence points
      I thought that was being a Republican?
    11. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      1) One isn't paying much attention, snoozing, playing Xbox, viewing pr0n.
      2) Something hits one in the head.
      3) One looks around and see nothing they know it could have been.
      4) One concludes to ones terror the sky is falling.
      5) One rings the town bell everyone arrives, and one dutifully fills naive masses in on one's revelatory conclusion.
      6) Naive masses scoff, poo poo, go home.
      7) One becomes angry and concludes naive masses are going to cause one to die as sky collapses, since they refuse to devote resources to building much needed sky-scaffolding.
      8) One decries said naive masses on slashdot periodically to make one feel superior. [8.5 ??? profit ? ] 9) One goes back to viewing pr0n and stalking Al Gore.
      10) One isn't paying much attention, snoozing, playing Xbox, viewing pr0n.

    12. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real crime is calling it a theory.

      Making an assumption and applying a curve fit to match it (which is all this work is -- something that you could throw together in a day or so once you have your hands on the data) is fine as a hypothesis, but that's all this is. Identify a mechanism and then you may have something that could be called science.

    13. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      No, this work is not merely "applying a curve fit". He used solar data to infer the periodicity of resonant diffusion waves in the Sun. Some of those periodicities happen to match the periodicities found in ice age cycles; he didn't fit his theory to any paleoclimate data.

    14. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but the reverse is also true
      Lets face it both sides lack evidence to be able to prove they are right.
      And everyone else is adopting the position that both sides are annoying as hell and
      will you just STFU? Prove it or stop trying to force your OPINION on the rest of the world.

    15. Re:Socrates would be disappointed by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the reverse is also true
      Lets face it both sides lack evidence to be able to prove they are right.

      You either have an odd definition of "evidence" or an odd definition of "proof". I'd say both sides have evidence supporting their ideas, but the evidence on the "it is happening" side is significantly (many many factors) stronger than the evidence against.

      Remember, the only country in the world where there's even a debate is the US. Everywhere else considers it a given at this point. Do you really think if the science supporting it was so weak that billions of people would be so easily duped? We have critical thinkers outside the US too!

      As for forcing the opinion - it's something which really must be done unfortunately. If we're wrong (very slim chance, but of course possible) and are listened to, then our actions will have wasted some money for nothing. But if we're RIGHT and NOT listened to, the situation will be MUCH, MUCH worse.

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  11. Er, what? by mqduck · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Man... Where have I been? I'm no science geek and I guess it shows. What happened to that big asteroid that was supposed to start the Ice Age?

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    1. Re:Er, what? by dokhebi · · Score: 1

      Big asteroids have been know to cool things down a bit, but an asteroid large enough to start an ice age will kill most life on the surface before the temperature could start falling.

      From the little I have gleaned in the science classes I've taken over the years (high school and college) it is probably a combination of factors that start an ice age: temperature of the sun, orbit of the Earth (distance from the sun), and lack of green house gasses. The green house gasses in the atmosphere determine how much heat is retained and when there is to liitle of these gasses the heat escapes from the Earth into space.

      Just my $0.02 worth.

    2. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What big asteroid? Are you talking about the big impact that occurred at the Cretaceous/Tertiary boundary that might have been responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs? If so, you're way off, because the most recent Ice Ages didn't occur until, oh, 20 or 30 million years later.

      Long term variations (tens or hundreds of millions of years) are thought to be controlled by continental positions and isolation of polar oceans (e.g., the modern Arctic Ocean is almost surrounded & cut off from the other oceans). If there isn't a continent at or near the poles, no ice ages are likely. Once the continents are in the right configuration, the ice comes and goes at shorter time scales (100k), traditionally, due to the variations in solar insolation from Milankovitch cycles (this produces glacial/interglacial climate phases). The article talks about another possibility -- fluctuations in the Sun itself.

      Asteroid impact? You're confused. Very short term cold (say, years) is all they would do. After that the dust settles out. They don't cause multi-thousand-year ice ages.

    3. Re:Er, what? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      What big asteroid? Are you talking about the big impact that occurred at the Cretaceous/Tertiary boundary that might have been responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs? If so, you're way off, because the most recent Ice Ages didn't occur until, oh, 20 or 30 million years later.

      Actually, about 60 or so. The KT extinction was 65 million years ago, and the ice ages didn't start until recently.

    4. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ma = millions of years ago.

      65Ma (KT boundary) - 30Ma (about the start of the cooling trend leading to the current Ice Ages, which might have started in Antarctica in the Oligocene) = 35Ma

      I was trying to be conservative in saying 20 or 30. Saying when the most recent ice ages started is tricky because it wasn't like an on/off switch. It was a cooling trend over the last few tens of millions of years (with glacial-interglacial fluctuations all during that longer-term trend). The ice sheets might have started in Antarctica as long ago as 30Ma, but continental ice sheets didn't really start in North America and Europe until more recently (perhaps 15 or 20Ma if I remember correctly).

      People often don't realize that the last Ice Age was just one glacial cycle among many that have occurred in the last few million years, and even fewer people realize that the recent glaciations of the last few million years (the Neogene glaciations) are preceded by even older ice ages in the Paleozoic (hundreds of millions of years ago). More detail is at this timeline of glaciation.

      The bottom line is, you're quite right that it is probably greater than that, so I should have said "at least 30 million years later", but it doesn't change the point that the K/T impact would have nothing to do with it.

    5. Re:Er, what? by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      Film critics said it would be a bit of a stretch, so they wrote it of the script, we still have the super vulcano ,the alien invasion and the earth core stop spinning though.

    6. Re:Er, what? by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      Sounds like scientology. Wait ok, that's science fiction too.

    7. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, about 60 or so. The KT extinction was 65 million years ago, and the ice ages didn't start until recently.

      Do you realize that you just corrected an arbitrarily high number with a different arbitrarily high number?

    8. Re:Er, what? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that you just corrected an arbitrarily high number with a different arbitrarily high number?

      60 million years is high but certainly not arbitrarily high. It's a finite number like any other. If someone told you WWII happened about thirty years ago and you said it had instead happened about sixty years ago, the latter statement is still closer to being correct despite still being an approximation.

  12. Dimmer switch? by andy314159pi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes that's the same theory that has been proposed by the scientists at Oral Roberts University. God attached a dimmer switch to the sun so he can punish us with increasing temperatures.

  13. Misleading grammar by p0ss · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ice ages are not caused by planet Earth's orbital variations as once thought, but by the dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 years which is exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth, according to a radical new theory proposed by renowned astrophysicist Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University.

    shouldn't that be:
    According to a radical new theory proposed by renowned astrophysicist Robert Ehrlich of George Mason University, Ice ages are not caused by planet Earth's orbital variations as once thought, but by the dimmer switch inside the sun that causes its brightness to rise and fall on timescales of around 100,000 years which is exactly the same period as between ice ages on Earth.


    that's like writing
    THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!! according to some guy somewhere.
    instead of
    some guy somewhere thinks the earth is flat!!
    1. Re:Misleading grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

    2. Re:Misleading grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly!

    3. Re:Misleading grammar by p0ss · · Score: 1

      you'll find no arguement from me on that front, no one should ever stop questioning their beliefs. I only take issue with reporters who allow opinion to be interpreted as fact.

    4. Re:Misleading grammar by willpall · · Score: 1

      That's the standard grammar of news articles. Drives me nuts.

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  14. Real source by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It doesn't explain the cycles but the ice ages are generally believed to be caused by a shift in the jet stream that was caused by the Himalayan Mountains. The cycle's start parallels the rise of that mountain range cutting into the jet stream and causing the shift. The trigger is still up for debate but the cold air is being caused by the jet stream shifting south.

    1. Re:Real source by tgd · · Score: 0

      Not sure why you got modded up.

      Clearly there are people with mod points that don't know geology or understand the timeframes in which mountain ranges like them rose.

    2. Re:Real source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh for Christ's sake, really, those mountains HAVE to be less than 6,000 years old. Don't you know anything?

    3. Re:Real source by kfg · · Score: 1

      It doesn't explain the cycles. . .

      Well, so much for that hypothesis.

      . . .the cold air is being caused by the jet stream shifting south.

      And you might want to read up on the difference between convective and radiative heating. Winter is not caused by cold air.

      KFG

    4. Re:Real source by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I went from a five to a troll? Some people need to read more. The jet stream is the likely source. Check maps of the Glaciers and you'll see they matched the position of the jet stream during the last ice age. The jet stream acts as a wall to the cold arctic air. Other factors keep the frost line in northern Canada but during an ice age the Jet Stream marks the limit the cold will shift. A study of glacerial sediments helped prove the process began around the time the Himalayan Mountains started to form. Maybe the theory is wrong but it's not my theory. I felt like I just got trolled because I made a pro evolution post on a Christian web site. Might help to do some reading before you troll. Another FYI the earth isn't flat and evolution isn't just an unlikely theory.

    5. Re:Real source by RenderSeven · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not sure why you cant do some reading yourself. According to wikipedia, the Himalayas are the youngest mountains on earth and geologically active, growing 5mm per year. Over 100000 years, thats 500 meters, assuming the growth rate is constant, which it probably isnt. The jet stream does in fact pass directly over Everest.

      Is that enough to trigger a shift in the Jet Stream? I dont know and neither does anyone modding the parent a troll. While the parent may not be definitive or even correct, I sure as hell think its interesting.

    6. Re:Real source by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, soooo, every 50 million years or so, the Himalayas appear or disappear?

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    7. Re:Real source by DeadChobi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Modding isn't about rewarding correctness. Modding is about rewarding concise, insightful ideas. Whether or not they're scientifically correct, or even based in science is another story entirely and not something that any of the moderators should even deal with. If you find yourself shaking your head and grimacing at someone's misinformation, mod them up so that someone else can debunk it. Or better yet, ignore it and let someone else debunk it.

      Don't silence the voices of ignorance. Pull them up into knowledge.

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    8. Re:Real source by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Uhhh, soooo, every 50 million years or so, the Himalayas appear or disappear?"

      Not far off. Everest is about 60 million years old.

      http://www.mnteverest.net/history.html

      At one time, the Appalachians looked like the Himalayas, were eroded flat, and then were uplifted yet again.

      http://wrgis.wr.usgs.gov/parks/province/appalach.h tml

      Climate change? Change is the norm.

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    9. Re:Real source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KFG, sometimes you're so full of shit that you appear unbelievably uneducated. Give it a rest, OK?

    10. Re:Real source by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Modding isn't about rewarding correctness.

      It's not a "reward". However, it certainly is about filtering out the crap and misinformation.

      If you find yourself shaking your head and grimacing at someone's misinformation, mod them up so that someone else can debunk it.

      No, mod them down, or reply. Giving idiots a larger audience will only help to spread ignorance. Sure, someone will eventually come along and debunk it, but only after thousands of people have read it, and likely taken it as fact.

      If you want to educate... Reply and correct factual inaccuracies. But do it as an AC, so you can come back and mod them down for their nonsense.

      Modding-up blatant factual inaccuracies is likely to get you killed in M2, and stop you from getting any mod points in the future.
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    11. Re:Real source by MollyB · · Score: 1

      Modding isn't about rewarding correctness. Modding is about rewarding concise, insightful ideas. Whether or not they're scientifically correct, or even based in science is another story entirely and not something that any of the moderators should even deal with. How can something be "insightful" if you, as a moderator with no axe to grind, know personally that the ideas promulgated are scientifically absurd?

      As for "concise", it is indeed a quality that best suits a simple explication, a joke, or troll/flamebait. Some of the least concise posts are rated "informative" because they put an end to endless nitpicking over minor aspects of an over-argued thread.

      When I'm given Mod points, I look for the obscure gems that are floating out there rated 1. Although I don't have an agenda (have rated sentiments opposite to my own "interesting", for instance), There are too many good posts out there deserving to be seen to worry about whether any particular "iffy" post is worth 20% of my judgement.

    12. Re:Real source by BTTB · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, the Himalayas are the youngest mountain ranges on earth, but the timescale is still way too long to explain the occurence of ice-age cycles.

      We actually did a simulation using a coupled GCM to remove the Tibetan pleateau all together, to see its influence. The result was that some aspects of the current climate system, for example the Asian monsoon, or the western Pacific warm pool has weakened dramatically. The jet stream did change dramatically, but that alone was not enough to trigger a continental ice sheet.

      We then changed the orbital parameters to see which impact is greater. The result was that a slight change in orbital parameters is far efficient in changing the northern hemispheric surface temperature in the order of 7-8 degC.

      So the parent is correct in some respect. I guess he just didn't bother to explain in detail.

    13. Re:Real source by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      And how in the world would you know what the jet stream looked like before recorded observation? Or is the jet stream simply defined as the division between freezing and above-freezing temperatures? Either way, the jet stream would seam to be the result of--not the cause of--climate changing factors.

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    14. Re:Real source by xdroop · · Score: 1

      Isn't it just as plausible that the temperature lock of a gigantic, miles-thick chunck of ice will resist the jet stream's ability to go places?

      This should be reasonably testable -- how often does the jet stream cross Greenland?

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    15. Re:Real source by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The jet stream's position varies daily. Even long-term averages are more likely to be an effect than a cause.

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    16. Re:Real source by bitterfun · · Score: 1

      "Some people need to read more."

      Why do we have to read more? All we need to know for psuedo-intellectual conversations we can get on /.! ;)

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  15. This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If most scientists believe that the Milankovitch cycles cause Ice Ages, then it must be true. This is just like the consensus on Global Warming. If this guy doesn't believe that the Milankovitch cycles are the cause, then he's obviously being paid off by some corporation for some reason. Milankovitch cycles are SETTLED SCIENCE. This guy needs to stop being a skeptic and start researching how we can stop these cycles!

    1. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how we can stop these cycles!

      Why? We will all be dead. we have a few thousand years to worry about it.

    2. Re:This is ridiculous by ougouferay · · Score: 1
      ...Milankovitch cycles are SETTLED SCIENCE
      There's no such thing as 'settled science' - thats the whole point of the scientific method - nothing is sacred. If a new theory fits all the available evidence better than the current theory then it doesn't matter if a million scientists don't like it - they either have to accept it or prove its wrong.
    3. Re:This is ridiculous by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It is amazing that some people don't understand this.

      I have often made the comparison of people who think if science is settled when we are still working with theories and religions inability to accept something against their creed. It is almost interchangeable. I'm not sure if it a cause and effect of the creation verses evolution debate or if some sciences have just jumped in to fill the gap of no religion for all the religious theories it has proven wrong. One of the most notable instance is were that weather channel chick wanted to remove the membership/certification status for anyone who publicly disagreed with the official religion of global warming.

      But if you ask many of the so called anti religious zealots anywhere, you will see the exact qualities that they claim turns them off of religion and religious people in them. Not all of them but close.

    4. Re:This is ridiculous by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Neither science nor grammar may be settled, but people still use them. You should take their example, especially as regards grammar. I have no idea what you're trying to say, because your sentences are completely unparsable.

    5. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither science nor grammar may be settled, but people still use them. You should take their example, especially as regards grammar. I have no idea what you're trying to say, because your sentences are completely unparsable

      All grammer Nazis are deeply insecure. And no one likes them so this is how they get attention.
      Sad really sad.......

    6. Re:This is ridiculous by Goaway · · Score: 1

      No, really, I was completely unable to read what you were trying to say. I kind of wanted to respond, but I couldn't, because I did not understand your sentences.

    7. Re:This is ridiculous by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      One of the most notable instance is were that weather channel chick wanted to remove the membership/certification status for anyone who publicly disagreed with the official religion of global warming. Actually, as was pointed out to you in that thread, what she actually said was that certified TV weatherpeople have a responsibility to be informed about climate science, and that those who are not educated in climate science yet publicly make statements regarding the validity of climate science perhaps don't deserve certification. She said nothing, incidentally, about the membership or certification status of actual scientists, merely that of TV weatherpeople.
  16. Luckily... by jpellino · · Score: 3, Funny

    there's a Home Depot just an a.u. down the road - we should ve able to swap that out with a longer cycle dimmer and all will be well.

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    1. Re:Luckily... by zsau · · Score: 1

      'Informative'?! I think this guy was gunning for 'Funny'.

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    2. Re:Luckily... by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
      Only on /. can the above post be modded informative...

      jeez moderators... think! (and drink your coffee)

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  17. Conclusion! by Xybot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously mans careless use of the environment on earth is the root cause of this heliocentric dimming phenomenon. I call for an immediate halt to deforestation and burning of fossil fuels that initiate the anti-dimming process via subatomic sympathetic astrological particles (SSAP)!!

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  18. hmm by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Funny

    natural global cooling? with scientific backing? this sounds like a global warming denier. he should lose his licence and prosecuted in nuremberg style war crimes courts! quick, someone tell al gore!

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    1. Re:hmm by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

      god damn hydrocarbons polluting our suns! Next thing you'll be telling me solar radiation is causing the ozone layer to be destroyed!

    2. Re:hmm by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You forgot that once the Ozone layer is gone, It will never be replaced.

    3. Re:hmm by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since folks like you think the earth is only 6000 years old, I'm surprised you're paying any attention at all.

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    4. Re:hmm by limecat4eva · · Score: 1

      Move Los Angeles to the South Pole. Everyone wins, except the penguins.

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    5. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we've given you so many nobel prize winners, we decided to give free advice

    6. Re:hmm by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Really, I thought the ozone layer was caused by interaction between upper atmospheric oxygen and solar radiation.

    7. Re:hmm by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sorry,I should have used the sarcasm tags more appropriatly.

      At the time the Ozone layer was the doom and gloom scenario of the day, We didn't understand what made the ozone as we do today. Some people in the push to rid our world of CFCs claimed it took millions of years to be replaced and once it was gone, it would never be there again, or in our lifetime. Then hollywood came on cue with the scifi movies that depicted people growing up in glass domed cities and wearing radiation suite to leave the dome's protection. Then there were some depicting the inevitable choice a hero would need to make of either venturing into unprotected areas to either escape certain death or save someone's life.

      I don't think that hollywood was activly promoting ozone depletion cause or took one side or the other in the films produced. It was just that the doom and gloom scenarios made for good scifi plots at the time. Some might say that erra is over and scifi needs to much of a real of truth for it to be popular with modern viewers. I think they just need to recycle something else and shove it down out at us. We will be more hten happy to watch something because of how off it is even if it defies common notions of reality.

    8. Re:hmm by Goaway · · Score: 1

      he should lose his licence

      Do you also get all righteously indignant if an engineer loses his license because he denies newtonian mechanics and starts building bridges based on his own alternate theories?

    9. Re:hmm by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      hahah because global warming is the same as newtonian physics. someone has really been drinking the koolaid. in fact the whole point is global warming is not properly understood and liberals should not be in the business of supressing dissention. You sound like the type of person who believes in newtonian physics being universal on all scales and the law of conservation of mass is always true. People who dont understand something should not supress people who have new ideas that they can't refute.

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    10. Re:hmm by Goaway · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing the global warming circus in the media with the scientific community. And you also seem to think that because you do not understand it, nobody else does either.

      But for some reason global warming tends to send libertarians into full frothing-at-the-mouth hysteria where facts are the last thing to register.

      But do tell me, where have "liberals" "surpressed dissenters"? For bonus points, do not refer to hysterical blog entries, but to actual facts.

    11. Re:hmm by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      http://www.reason.com/news/show/36962.html
      yeah, somehow i dont think anyone who disagrees should be put on trial for war crimes, literally.

      http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article2 165452.ece
      I also dont think scientists who disagree with the liberal position should be punished with losing their licences.

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    12. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do tell me, where have "liberals" "surpressed dissenters"?

      Here you go read up the page find someone who espouses the anti-global warming view and look at the mod abuse
      Nice easy and consise.

    13. Re:hmm by Goaway · · Score: 1

      http://www.reason.com/news/show/36962.html
      yeah, somehow i dont think anyone who disagrees should be put on trial for war crimes, literally.


      I asked for something somebody had actually done, not some random person's provocative hyperbole. I'm sure I can dig out a blog entry by someone calling himself a "conservative" and saying we should nuke Iraq, but that doesn't make me run around yelling "I DON'T THINK CONVSERVATIVES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KEEP NUKING IRAQ ALL THE TIME!"

      http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article2 165452.ece
      I also dont think scientists who disagree with the liberal position should be punished with losing their licences.


      Are you now calling weathermen on TV "scientists"? Are the newsanchors who talk about politics then "politicians" and the sports reporters "atheletes"?

      Scientists don't even have "licenses" that could be revoked!

    14. Re:hmm by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Get a grip, man.

  19. Ice Age Frequency by Convector · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a neat idea. Are there any observations to support it? Peter Huybers from MIT just presented an alternative model which explains the 40 ky - 100 ky switch nicely without resorting to solar fluctuations. The basic idea is that you start out with ice ages every 40 ky, but at some point the ice accumulation retards heating, and one or even two thawing cycles get skipped. This gives you longer cold periods and a warm period every 80 ky or 120 ky. If you randomly distribute cycles with these two intervals, you can get a peak at 100 ky (but you can't just superimpose the sine curves with those two frequencies). He suggests that the 100 ky cycle isn't real, and just an effect we see from skipping some thaws. This is supposedly supported by oxygen isotope measurements, but I'm not enough of a geochemist to verify that.

    1. Re:Ice Age Frequency by vondo · · Score: 1

      How are the times of ice ages more than a million years ago determined? Do ice cores go back that far? And how far back can we tell there are ice ages every 40K years?

    2. Re:Ice Age Frequency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that Venus, mars and Jupiter are all showing signs of "global warming" are a tiny speck of evidence....

      Anyone have graphs of observed solar energy output that is unaffected by atmosphere?

    3. Re:Ice Age Frequency by theodicey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Antarctic ice cores do, and you can see the ice ages in the linked charts.

    4. Re:Ice Age Frequency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone have graphs of observed solar energy output that is unaffected by atmosphere?

      Observed over the last few hundred thousand years?

    5. Re:Ice Age Frequency by vondo · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      The furthest back I saw referenced there was 730k years (before the shift in periods). Did I miss something.

    6. Re:Ice Age Frequency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Ice Age Frequency by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      It's a neat idea. Are there any observations to support it? Peter Huybers from MIT just presented an alternative model which explains the 40 ky - 100 ky switch nicely without resorting to solar fluctuations. The basic idea is that you start out with ice ages every 40 ky, but at some point the ice accumulation retards heating, and one or even two thawing cycles get skipped. This gives you longer cold periods and a warm period every 80 ky or 120 ky. If you randomly distribute cycles with these two intervals, you can get a peak at 100 ky (but you can't just superimpose the sine curves with those two frequencies).

      How precisely does Huybers model not depend on solar fluctations? His model, as described by you, is merely a frequency analysis of existing data - not really a model as it fails to describe what drives the sine waves. (Furthermore such statements as "you can't superimpose the sine wave" and "randomly distribute the cycles" are somewhat disturbing - it sounds like he trying to make his 'model' match reality without actually modeling anything.)
    8. Re:Ice Age Frequency by msevior · · Score: 2, Informative

      Click on the link at the end of TFA and you'll see the real scientific paper on which this was based.
      Lots of nice graphs at the end of it.

      All based on 18O/16O ratios

      It's all here on the archive in glorious pdf-ed Latex.

      http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/astro-ph/pdf/0701/070111 7.pdf

    9. Re:Ice Age Frequency by bjelkeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      To go beyond 1 million years you use sea bottom sediments and a number of different climate proxies. The oldest sea bottom sediments are about 170 million years old. You can still use oxygen isotopes in foraminiferes, but also relative plankton populations for example.

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  20. Broken link to details. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Could it be..."

    Who the hell knows...

    From TFA: "In an article appearing in the journal Nature, Ehrlich describes..."

    Click the nature link and you end up at NewScientist.

    Even if this guy has a viable mechanisim for his "dimmer switch", I can't see that it has any implications for our current climate problems. Wake me up again iff someone finds an abstract.

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    1. Re:Broken link to details. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Since when is pointing out a broken link a Troll? Did I miss a memo somewhere? Did the mod try the link? Are the details NOT missing? Is there another reference in TFA that shows where this work has been "published".

      Not to put too fine a point on it but there IS a noticeable difference in credibility between an article in nature and an article in New Scientist, also "articles" are not the same as "peer-reviewed papers".

      My guess is the mod is an anti-science freak who didn't like my oblique reference to AGW.

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  21. Republicans and Corporations Are To Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They must be. They're the cause of everything wrong in the world.

  22. Being John Milankovitch by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch, Milankovitch (Drops onto New Jersey Turnpike)

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    1. Re:Being John Milankovitch by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I have three words for you: Being Steve Developers

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    2. Re:Being John Milankovitch by evilviper · · Score: 1
      (Drops onto New Jersey Turnpike)

      Insert Jersey Joke:

      Leela: "Who would have thought that hell really exists? And that it would be in New Jersey?"
      Fry: "Actually..."

      Geena Davis: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
      Sam Jackson: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

      "The DEA is reporting that New Jersey's heroin is the purest in the country. It's 71 percent pure. That's gotta be at least a bit embarrassing, don't you think, when your heroin is cleaner than your drinking water?"

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  23. Models, Theories & Proof by BoRegardless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thank God the scientists keep looking for patterns and physics to try to explain what we see in the geologic and solar record & current observations of the sun, as that is the ONLY WAY we will ever have a chance of really knowing what long term cycles are caused by. There may be 50 models and theories, but it will likely be a stew of dozens of researchers that finally get a theory that is solid enough to be verified and called a Proof, or tentative Proof.

    Fact is, no one can yet show a proof of why, but we do know that Ice ages occurred dozens of times and when, but we can not yet prove what the underlieing factor is that causes the repetition (excluding the major "accidental" supermassive volcano or mega-asteroid).

    That is what true science is for, which is to keep digging, sometimes literally, until you uncover the data and principals that can be independently verified and eventually acknowledged as fact.

    But that is not convenient for politicians who want power, and bureaucrats who can manage whole new divisions of government if they get funding to try to act on something with the citizens money, when there is only speculation as to what is going on and to what degree, let alone whether we can actually do anything about it.

    1. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by jonabbey · · Score: 1

      But that is not convenient for politicians who want power, and bureaucrats who can manage whole new divisions of government if they get funding to try to act on something with the citizens money, when there is only speculation as to what is going on and to what degree, let alone whether we can actually do anything about it.

      Amen, and amen.

      I just pray to God that the scientists keep looking for patterns and physics to try to explain what we see in atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations as well, while they're at it.

    2. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by qralston · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There may be 50 models and theories, but it will likely be a stew of dozens of researchers that finally get a theory that is solid enough to be verified and called a Proof, or tentative Proof.

      You are making the classic mistake: you are assuming that science is about trying to prove that something is true. It's not. Science cannot prove anything; science can only disprove.

      If you want a concise definition of science, it is this: science is the methodology by which we identify and discard beliefs and theories that are false. This process does not produce facts; it does not produce proof. At best, it produces theories that have withstood enough attempts to knock them down that for now, we tentatively assume that they are accurate. But we're still standing on quicksand.

      People who look to science to give them facts and absolute truths are inevitably frustrated, because science can't give them what they want.

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    3. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      With all the "weird weather" over the past 12 months or so, are we experiencing another El Nino or is the world just going to hell in a handbasket yet again if we don't Do Something About It?

    4. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by Climate+Shill · · Score: 1

      I thank God the scientists keep looking for patterns and physics to try to explain what we see in the geologic and solar record & current observations of the sun, as that is the ONLY WAY we will ever have a chance of really knowing what long term cycles are caused by.

      [snip]

      But that is not convenient for politicians who want power, and bureaucrats who can manage whole new divisions of government if they get funding to try to act on something with the citizens money, when there is only speculation as to what is going on and to what degree, let alone whether we can actually do anything about it.

      Yes indeed. It brings me to tears to think of the better, finer world we could have had if only the World Government hadn't risen to power on the pretext of controlling the Milankovitch cycles.

      If only the voters had the same firm grasp of reality as the people who marked you +5 insightful.

    5. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Yes we are - I think it was mentioned in the fall.

    6. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by Think+Loudly · · Score: 1
      So imagine you're a politician, and somebody brings you this list. Things that affect global surface temperature:
      • Orbit eccentricity
      • Angle of rotational axis eccentricity
      • The amount of ice currently on the surface
      • The size of the sun
      • Particulate in the atmosphere (volcanic ash and others)
      • Atmospheric gas composition
      • And the list goes on....
      And you realize: Gosh! There's a really delicate balance here! Heck it's even possible that something we're doing is contributing to one of these. What do you conclude? The time to extract funds from the populace could be in jeopardy! Best to kick it in gear right now and collect those extra fees before somebody proves it's all natural.
    7. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by hobdes · · Score: 1

      Wow. How'd you get modded troll for this, Moridin? Granted, your rant doesn't address the GP's main point but you laid out the role of science very nicely.

      Well done.

    8. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      hobdes,

      He was modded a troll because he said

      "If you want a concise definition of science, it is this: science is the methodology by which we identify and discard beliefs and theories that are false. This process does not produce facts; it does not produce proof"

      Following that logic, there can be no PROOF of global warming! There can only be theories and as we know, a theory is not proof. Thus, all the people screaming about how "The debate is over", "We have proof of Global Warming", and "Science has proven global warming" must be wrong because science can not produce proof of global warming. It can only produce a theory that stands up to the observations and when the observations are found to be faulty (IE The hockey stick graph) the theory is revised to meet the new observations. You do not ignore the new observations!

      On that note, it would also indicate that when some one finds instances where the data does not match the theory and uses these instances to show that the theory is wrong, it is not "Cherry picking" as any instance where the data does not match the theory means that the theory has been disproved and should be adjusted to take the new data into account.

      Thus the Global Warming zealots will mod him down, it is more important that they maintain the illusion of consciences. This way they have power and can effect changes that they are sure are in your best interest even if you do not think they are.

    9. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by qralston · · Score: 1

      Following that logic, there can be no PROOF of global warming! There can only be theories and as we know, a theory is not proof. Thus, all the people screaming about how "The debate is over", "We have proof of Global Warming", and "Science has proven global warming" must be wrong because science can not produce proof of global warming.

      If they expect science to prove that AGW (anthropogenic global warming) is true, then yes, they misunderstand science, because science cannot do this.

      On that note, it would also indicate that when some one finds instances where the data does not match the theory and uses these instances to show that the theory is wrong, it is not "Cherry picking" as any instance where the data does not match the theory means that the theory has been disproved and should be adjusted to take the new data into account.

      Pretty much, although the process is rarely that simple. (Not only do you have to make sure the new observations aren't themselves erroneous, but often there are multiple competing theories that the new observations affect.)

      True science is actually pretty exciting stuff, but it's not for the faint-hearted. A theory of yours that you've relied on for half of your life could be shattered beyond reconciliation by some dork on the other side of the planet that you've never even heard of. Such is the life of a scientist.

      For the record, I am not a climatologist, which is why I listen to what people who are climatologists are saying. In a nutshell, this is what they are saying:

      • Although there is much we still do not understand, the theory of AGW (anthropogenic global warming) has currently withstood all serious attempts to disprove it.
      • There currently is no competing theory that better fits the available data. (The case for solar forcing, which seems to be a popular in mainstream media right now, is currently quite weak.)

      This is why the vast majority of climate scientists believe that the theory of AGW is correct—in fact, most climate scientists are spending their time trying to figure out what the effects of AGW will be.

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    10. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      For the record, I am not a climatologist, which is why I listen to what people who are climatologists are saying.

      HAHAHAH, you are pointing to Dr. Mann's site. The man that invented the hockey stick graph! His site supports his findings and the climatologists he allows to post support his findings. I would expect nothing less.

      You can read about about rejected posts and dissenting opinions.

      Or you could read on about them deleting posts.

      This is why the vast majority of climate scientists believe that the theory of AGW is correct

      Sorry, It realy does not matter what the vast majority of climate scientists believe Consensus does not make science. As you point out A theory of yours that you've relied on for half of your life could be shattered beyond reconciliation by some dork on the other side of the planet that you've never even heard of.

      I find it interesting that realclimate.org discounts the findings of other scientists on the solar forcing. It only goes to show you that the science is in debate. A simple Google search of Nasa.gov shows that there are over 5,000 references to solar forcing. It would seem that the verdict is out as to what the climates reaction is to solar variance.

      Think of the reaction changes in the great climate models. If they only give solar variance a forcing of 10% - 20% and the real forcing is more in the range of 40% - 50% the change is drastic. Some papers give solar forcing percentages as low as 9% others rate it as high as 80%

      All in all the debate is open, the consensus is BS and the global warming zealots are scared!

    11. Re:Models, Theories & Proof by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, heaven forbid someone who reads a site run by mainstream climatologists in order to find out what climatologists are saying. (P.S. RealClimate is not Mann's site; he is just one of the contributors.)

      While consensus does not "make science", it is representative of the opinions of most of the experts in a field. Thus, if you want to find out what "the climate community's" best judgement on an issue, you look for the consensus opinion, when it exists.

      There is plenty of literature on solar forcing, and RealClimate does not discount it, they merely say that variations in solar forcing are not large enough to explain recent warming, particularly in the last 50 years. Note that the solar output during this period is measured and known.

  24. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is such BS. Everybody knows that the sun has been a constant source of heat and light since the beginning of time and that the only cause of disruption in the universe is Western Civilization. To say otherwise is to blaspheme.

    Hallowed be the Al Gore.

  25. Dimmer switch...a competing viewpoint. by nixkuroi · · Score: 5, Funny

    One competing viewpoint with this theory is that these events were caused by a solar "Clapper" which flipped the sun when bombarded with echoes and reverberations from the big bang. This non-viewpoint is endorsed by non-dimmer switch oriented non-scientists but these non-scientist find it more plausible...in lots of ways.

    1. Re:Dimmer switch...a competing viewpoint. by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      The Sun has the clapper? Sounds like a Solar Transmitted Disease to me!

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  26. Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok... Lets go with the whole cycles thing. Were is the human race with in the current 41k / 100k cycle?

    1. Re:Cycle by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      RTFA. Approaching the start of a new ice age.

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  27. SUV Caused by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, it is caused by Suburbans, HMVs and Expeditions. Obviously even the dinosaurs had SUVs - the ice ages prove it.

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    1. Re:SUV Caused by pklinken · · Score: 0

      Well maybe not SUVs, but I can imagine they had quite voluminous farts.

    2. Re:SUV Caused by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      If we're burning dinosaurs in our fuel tanks (fossil fuels), then what were the dinosaurs burning in theirs? :)

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    3. Re:SUV Caused by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      People. We've just been getting 'em back.

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    4. Re:SUV Caused by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      If we're burning dinosaurs in our fuel tanks (fossil fuels), then what were the dinosaurs burning in theirs?

      It's dinosaurs all the way down.

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  28. Re:NOT GUILTY: I am NOT a Google SHILL !! by beckerist · · Score: 3, Funny


    if (strpos("shill", $comment[text]))
      {
      echo "[Post deleted due to:] <i>User being a douchebag.</i>";
      $sql_code="delete from comments where commentID = $comment[id]";
      sql($sql_code);
      }

  29. This is an inference -- not a prediction by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations."

    Shouldn't this be? The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model were inferred from observations. Implying that a prediction is lining up with observations is not the same as a prediction that's inferred from observations. And besides, the article is claiming it's an inference based on past observations, not a prediction which has been verified with observations.

    The article itself makes no such wild encompassing claim.

    1. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by doubletruncation · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess it's a bit of a symantics issue, whether it's a prediction or a post-diction. It's true that this "prediction" was made after the cycles themselves were observed in the temperature. However, the theory itself makes no reference to these observations, that is it doesn't use them for calibration (it's calibrated with observations of the sun only). The theory, instead, is that there is an oscillation in brightness that should be present in the Sun and other stars that hasn't been considered before. Ehrlich calculates the frequencies of the oscillation for the Sun (using only the solar model which is calibrated to observations of the sun without any reference to the paleotemperature record) and lo-and-behold the n=2,3 and 4 modes lie right on top of the three broad peaks in the fourier amplitude spectrum of the paleotemperature record. I don't think he can say exactly what the amplitude of the oscillation would be (a typical problem with modeling variable stars), though he does demonstrate that the oscillation would grow in time (i.e. it's unstable). The fact that the periods of this variation line up with the periods in the Earth's temperature is, at the very least, quite striking. In a sense, the periods could easily have been predicted by this theory before they were observed. If you're interested, you can see a pre-print for his article at http://xxx.lanl.gov/abs/astro-ph/0701117

    2. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by mdsolar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One problem with asking for predictions in this case is that it would be very hard for you to confirm that the next two cycles occured or not. So, one is pretty much stuck with trying to account for the past. This is in the nature of observational science as opposed to experimental science. However, it is possible that the model will have consequences which explain other observations, or which suggest new observations which could help to test the validity of the theory. This is a theory about the solar interior. This is probed by heliosiesmology and observations of solar neutinos. It seems a little hard to guess but perhaps a tomogaphic result might test the theory. Certainly, local temperature fluctuations should lead to some scattering of sound waves, a sort of mirage effect.

      I'm actually mulling over writing a proposal to use the billing data from the solar power systems we're selling to study the five minute solar oscillation. If we achieve our goal of 25% of the residential power market, power production data with sufficent time resolution would make an increadibly sensitive photometric instrument. Basically you can scrub clouds out of the data completely.
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    3. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't this be? The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model were inferred from observations.

      You know, I noticed my TV program guide lines up almost perfectly with the TV programs, but I never quite felt how this phenomenon is called.

    4. Re:This is an inference -- not a prediction by devonbowen · · Score: 1

      In pattern recognition, this is called training on the test set. When you don't have enough data to make separate training and test sets, you're almost sure to get models that perfectly fit the data yet have no predictive ability. That's not to say the theory is wrong, just that it we have no way of knowing that it's right.

      Devon

  30. Dooh, there goes my funding. by mgburr · · Score: 1

    A little while later at the bank..... Robert: "What do you mean I don't have any funds?" Teller: "I'm sorry sir, the account seams to have been frozen." Robert: "Oh, man! I knew I should have wated to cash the check before talking about the dimmer switch theory...." Proof that the Ice-Age theory works. If you hit the correct switch. Everything gets cold.....

  31. Socrates would be confused by Livius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know that 'sophism' is fair. The Milankovitch cycles don't explain two different period lengths. The actual paper (http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/astro-ph/pdf/0701/07011 17.pdf) suggests a mechanism giving a periodic behaviour in the interior of the sun having multiple period lengths. Unless it was arbitrarily calibrated to give the same cycles as Ice Ages (I concede I couldn't follow all the math), it looks pretty reasonable as a hypothesis. If there's a periodic behaviour on the Earth, and a behaviour inside the Sun with same period lengths, and they coincide, that's worth looking into. (Pity we can't observe the interior of the sun as easily as the Earth's orbit.)

    1. Re:Socrates would be confused by 32Na · · Score: 1
      We do have one good way to look inside the sun: neutrinos penetrate all the way from the sun's core despite the dense atmosphere, and make it to the earth. So, if we wanted to look for variations in reaction rates in the core, we could look at solar neutrino flux and be very patient.

      (Extra emphasis on the very: we only see a few solar neutrinos/day, and of course his theory is talking about changes occurring over long time spans anyways)

    2. Re:Socrates would be confused by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      "I concede I couldn't follow all the math"

      Actually, most of the math was missing. The math shown was basic assumptions and conclusions, with the intervening steps skipped.

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  32. Caused by God by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny
    God is getting too cheap to pay the heating bill so he's turned down the thermostat.

    This probably is a precursor for the Second Coming. Unlike the first kid who dropped out of carpentry class, the next kid wants to go to college and he needs to save up.

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    1. Re:Caused by God by Zeek40 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was wondering why he kept sending his annoying employees to ask me for money.

  33. Suck on this gibberish you heartless scum by rs79 · · Score: 1
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  34. Ingorance or carelessness by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Actually I just blogged on this. For global warming it is very hard to blame carelessness. http://mdsolar.blogspot.com/2007/01/knowing-warmin g.html

    But, you can still do something about it: http://mdsolar.blogspot.com/2007/01/slashdot-users -selling-solar.html

  35. I'm no scientist... by KKlaus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But come on. "The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations." The summary says that like its some type of verification. They line up (duh) because he picked the cycles that way. What a stupid end to the summary.

    Fwiw, I like the line of thinking - that the ice ages are an action of the sun rather than the earth, but its entirely unsubstantiated and to go _holy crap_ the model that he crafted to fit historical data fits historical data is fantastically disingenious.

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    1. Re:I'm no scientist... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      But come on. "The cycles predicted by Ehlrich's model line up with the observations." The summary says that like its some type of verification. They line up (duh) because he picked the cycles that way That's not true. The periodicity of the cycles in his models was determined from solar physics, not from paleoclimate observations. Yet those periodicities do match up with the observations. He didn't adjust them to make them fit the data; they worked out that way for independent reasons.
    2. Re:I'm no scientist... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      The model he crafted fit best current understanding of the structure and processes of the sun. After making the model he found that it agreed well with geological observations. Your claim that he did otherwise is an unjustified attack on his honesty.

      I wouldn't be surprised to find model has been fudged to fit the data, but there is no evidence is the article to suggest that this was done. It is unusual to develop a theory based on resonance that yields peaks that are not harmonically related. This is supportive of the author's honesty.

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  36. Dimmer Switch theory would explain . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . that damn annoying hum.

    1. Re:Dimmer Switch theory would explain . . . by takev · · Score: 1

      So it is not the big bang that causes cosmic microwave background radiation.

    2. Re:Dimmer Switch theory would explain . . . by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Yeah but why is it 50 Hz in Europe and 60 Hz in North America? What cycle explains that.... oh never mind... its the political idiocity cycle.

  37. So... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    What would be the smallest size of object would have to collide with the sun to produce a change in the amount of solar radiation we receive on earth?

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably something about the size of the Earth. Oh snap.

    2. Re:So... by cakefool · · Score: 1

      .

      you didn't say how big a change...

    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jupiter

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how fast the object was moving. Then again, according to relavity, you can sort of include that in "how big" you'll just confuse the sort of person who asks ambiguous, meaningless questions like this.

  38. What about Mars? by tjl2015 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems that this theory should be fairly testable. If the orbital theory is correct, only Earth should display climate cycles of similar periods. If it's caused by the sun, then the whole inner solar system would be affected. Granted, it would be nearly impossible to see such evidence on Mercury and Venus, but perhaps evidence of some form would be left on Mars. I'm not quite up to speed on my astrogeology, does anyone know if we have any kind of reliable record of the ancient Martian climate?

    1. Re:What about Mars? by FroBugg · · Score: 1

      As of now? No. Is it possible? Maybe.

      Most of our paleoclimate data on Earth comes from ice cores in Anarctica. As the ice freezes, it traps gasses and we can then analyze these gasses for things like Oxygen isotope values (which vary depending on the amount of evaporation going on worldwide), Carbon Dioxide amounts, etc.

      Mars has polar ice caps, and we may one day be able to investigate these in some detail. The problem is that Mars does not currently have an active hydrosphere, which is where most of our inferred data about Earth's paleoclimate comes from. It's possible that this new solar cycle may affect the frequency and severity of Martian dust storms, and these will show up in the ice caps, or that we may be able to go deep enough to a point where Mars did have an active hydrosphere.

    2. Re:What about Mars? by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      Also in detriment to your theory is the fact that Mars rotational axis is unstable, and occasionally these 'poles' get equatorial levels of sunlight and presumeably melt.

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    3. Re:What about Mars? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      What about the opposite? Isn't there increasing evidence that Mars lost all it's surface water and a significant amount of atmosphere some hundreds of millions of years ago? That is a pretty significant climate change. Was there any corresponding change on Earth?

  39. Another Theory by Philotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try this on for size:

    Picture the Earth in a glacial period. At this time most of the landmass is covered in ice. This prevents nutrients from being eroded and washed into the sea by rivers. This in turn causes phytoplankton populations to decline. As we know, phytoplankton are a major CO2 sink. The small plankton population results in rising CO2 levels, thus increasing temperature.
    Melting ensues.
    Now picture the Earth in an interglacial period. Most of the landmass is open to the elements. Rivers freely wash nutrients into the sea, and cause phytoplankton populations to boom. The plankton absorb CO2, cooling the Earth.
    Freezing ensues...

    1. Re:Another Theory by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Quick, burn fossil fuels, keep the earth warm, it's fscking cold outside, I had to put my furseal skin parka on today !

    2. Re:Another Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean this theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_Earth/

    3. Re:Another Theory by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      But does your theory explain the inferred periodicity in ice ages? Why should phytoplankton happen to start/end ice ages periodically at those particular times?

  40. Obligatory Futurama Reference by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Fry: Who are you people?
    Al Gore: I'm Al Gore. And these are my vice presidential action rangers. A group of top-nerds, whose sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum. Fry: I thought your sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
    Al Gore: That, and protect the space-time continuum. Read the Constitution.

  41. I've got theories too! by Friar_MJK · · Score: 1

    I predict that in about 7 hours the sun will rise over my house. 10 1/2 hours after that, the sun will fall into dusk.... but I can't explain why!

  42. A Dimmer Switch?!?! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> a model which hypothesizes a dimmer switch inside the sun

    No, seriously? That must be how they get it to be all dark and stuff at night.

  43. The jokes... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Looking at the majority of posts, I gotta say... I've the feeling, that the jokes that poke fun at theories of global warming caused by human activity will get less and less funny each year.

    I just hope we won't cry when we hear one in 10 years.

    I guess it's human nature to oversimplify things into two categories of black and white. As always, real life is a lot more complex than this.

    1. Re:The jokes... by adarklite · · Score: 1

      The Jokes aren't for purposes of making fun of people who believe in Global Warming. They are to make fun of those who absolutely don't want anyone else to voice doubt of their theories. Like asking the Meteorological Society to take away a meteorologists license for voicing doubt of the current vogue theories of Global Warming. Or, putting them on trial in the future. Sounds kinda Nazi-like when you think of it. This country was founded on the idea of free thought and free speech which I believe in whole-heartedly, as long as it doesn't infringe on another's rights! Such as a criminals right to be justly tried and the victims right to see his/her tormentor/attacker to be justly tried. *cough* press *cough*

    2. Re:The jokes... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      The Jokes aren't for purposes of making fun of people who believe in Global Warming. They are to make fun of those who absolutely don't want anyone else to voice doubt of their theories. Like asking the Meteorological Society to take away a meteorologists license for voicing doubt of the current vogue theories of Global Warming. Or, putting them on trial in the future. Sounds kinda Nazi-like when you think of it.

      This is because at the amount of evidence, even by simple observations on the climate changes in the place where we live, it's obvious it's not a kidding matter anymore.

      People who want to censor opposing voices basically are worried our way of living is at stake here.

      As I said, there's no black and white: life's more complex. Giving voice to doubts and so on is cool, but if you were in the middle of open fire, would you sit down to discuss whether fire is really dangerous or not, or try to get out of there?

    3. Re:The jokes... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      This is because at the amount of evidence, even by simple observations on the climate changes in the place where we live, it's obvious it's not a kidding matter anymore.

      You're an idiot. Even if the worst theories about "global warming" are true, *you* haven't observed anything. If it's true, many data points all over the world will be showing an average increase in temperature over the course of several years. Just because there was a warm day last week where you live doesn't mean shit.

      Frankly, the fact that so many people say "OMG SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS" (as if that means anything -- 150 years ago there was "scientific consensus" about the luminiferous aether) despite not really knowing anything about the actual theories besides what Al Gore told them, means it really is a "kidding matter", as you put it. You were probably spouting doomsday scenarios about an upcoming human-caused ice age 30 years ago, and ranting about acid rain and ozone holes 15 years ago. Mainly it's amusing.

      Ok, I'm ready for your inevitable "I bet you were paid off by Exxon!" response. Let's have it.

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    4. Re:The jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As always, real life is a lot more complex than this.

      You say always? a lot? That's rather extreme. Maybe you see the complexity of real life in black and white terms. Maybe it isn't extremely complex or extremely simple, but somewhere in the middle?

    5. Re:The jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People who want to censor opposing voices basically are worried our way of living is at stake here."

      It's funny how often that excuse is used by people who would like to censor or otherwise eliminate dissenting opinions.

    6. Re:The jokes... by adarklite · · Score: 1

      That's like saying we need to put out all campfires because they might be fires in the future. As a tech I don't do something or ask a customer that I'm walking through a troubleshooting process to fix their issue unless I have a very good idea what's going to happen afterward or that I can undo it. With this we have no idea. Global Warming as Caused by Man is a theory that is unfounded and can be disproven. While I don't doubt that there is Climate Shifts it is most likely a combination of factors that are greater than the sum of their parts. Just because of a seemingly overwhelming majority of the scientific community supports Global Warming Theory. They have divisions within themselves too. Also, the public as always been a century or two behind current scientific theory. Nowadays its about 50 years behind current scientific theory. Theories like right brain/left brain have been disproven yet it is still seen as common scientific knowledge by the public.

    7. Re:The jokes... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      That's like saying we need to put out all campfires because they might be fires in the future. No, it's more like taking precautionary measures, like limiting campfires to only times when the forest isn't too dry.

      Global Warming as Caused by Man is a theory that is unfounded and can be disproven. All theories can be disproven in principle, but anthropogenic global warming is a theory that has not been disproven, and is in fact now well founded by both observation and theory.

      While I don't doubt that there is Climate Shifts it is most likely a combination of factors that are greater than the sum of their parts. That's surely true, but it is also surely true that the human factor is a major contributor.

      Just because of a seemingly overwhelming majority of the scientific community supports Global Warming Theory. They have divisions within themselves too. Right now, the divisions are mostly between the "it's going to warm a little in the future" vs. the "it's going to warm a lot in the future" people. The debate has moved past "whether it's happening" (it is), and now centers on "how big of a problem is it going to be".

      Also, the public as always been a century or two behind current scientific theory. Nowadays its about 50 years behind current scientific theory. Theories like right brain/left brain have been disproven yet it is still seen as common scientific knowledge by the public. Global warming is still accepted within mainstream science today; in fact, the evidence for it is now stronger than it ever has been. You can easily verify this for yourself by picking up the latest issue of any climate-related scientific journal and perusing the abstracts.
    8. Re:The jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that's the logic that's Nazi-like. To use a contemporary analogy, your logic is identical to our president's rationale for invading Iraq: "We don't have time to stand around arguing while Saddam builds nuclear weapons. We have to attack!!"

    9. Re:The jokes... by adarklite · · Score: 1

      The only way we are going to be able to have the control of carbon dioxide emission that we need is if we institute strict state run birth control. And even if that were done it still wouldn't do anything to stop Global Warming. The main green house gas is water vapor and that is something that we really cannot control. Carbon dioxide emissions really aren't what the media is making it out to be. And that is what the so-called corporate sellouts are criticizing. Not the fact that something needs to be done. But the fact that the media is distorting a issue they have no idea about. And yes there are scientists that make these crazy claims as well. But just like in any issue that has public fervor there are those who are willing to sell their "principles" to make a fast buck. Global Warming may be real but we are no closer to finding out what is causing it than we are to sending a man to alpha centauri or some such planet. (moon was already taken)

    10. Re:The jokes... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The only way we are going to be able to have the control of carbon dioxide emission that we need is if we institute strict state run birth control. I am sure that is an informed opinion based on an analysis of the economic and technological situation.

      I love how "skeptics" automatically go from "global warming isn't happening" to "global warming may be happening but it's impossible to do anything about". Either way is an excuse to ignore the issue.

      And even if that were done it still wouldn't do anything to stop Global Warming. Global warming can't be stopped in the near term, but it can be slowed.

      The main green house gas is water vapor and that is something that we really cannot control. That water vapor is the main greenhouse gas is irrelevant. Water vapor is the reason why the Earth has not always been a frozen iceball. Carbon dioxide is the reason why the Earth has warmed rapidly since pre-industrial times.

      Carbon dioxide emissions really aren't what the media is making it out to be. That's incorrect. CO2 emissions are responsible for most of the global warming, by which I mean "the change in global mean temperature since pre-industrial times".

      Global Warming may be real but we are no closer to finding out what is causing it than we are to sending a man to alpha centauri or some such planet. That is also incorrect. See above. The greenhouse effect is a real and inevitable consequence of atomic adsorption physics, and the amount of warming it predicts agrees in timing, rate, and magnitude with the warming that has been observed.
    11. Re:The jokes... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      These are only some of the links you get when you google water vapor and global warming. You might want to read them. As I said, water vapor is not the primary driver of global warming. Water vapor is the most significant greenhouse gas, but that merely explains baseline temperatures, not the increase in warming, which is far out of proportion with changes in water vapor concentration. Increased water vapor does explain some of the warming, but the reason why the increased water vapor is there in the first place is because of the much larger warming due to CO2 causing greater water evaporation.

    12. Re:The jokes... by adarklite · · Score: 0

      What I meant was that due to the media there is a tunnel vision when the subject of Global Warming comes up. Those that deny it can't conceive of a way that it can happen. Those that support it can't seem to concede that it is a natural phenomenon and/or that mankinds contribution is negligible. Again try reading those links. The second and third ones are very informative of both media hyperbole and water vapor's influence on Global Warming. Most statistics presented to the public don't have water vapor's influence factored in and are therefore skewed, again covered in the second link, which give's a wrong impression of Global Warming. This can lead to a disaster as we try to correct it as do most politically applied solutions. If you don't believe me look at the mess politicians created of Vietnam and the mess they are currently creating of Iraq.

    13. Re:The jokes... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I can agree with media distortion regarding the situation. However, I think you're still missing the point. Water vapor's influence on global warming is not what, for instance, the second link implies. It fails to differentiate between the greenhouse effect and global warming. Without a greenhouse effect, the Earth's mean temperature would be about 0 F. Instead, it's more like 60 F, mostly due to water vapor. But that's irrelevant to the issue of global warming: "global warming" is about why the mean temperature has risen from 60 to 62 F over the past 150 years. (Those numbers aren't exactly right, they're just for illustrative purposes.) And the reason for that 2 F warming is largely increases in CO2 and their concomitant effects.

      The picture of global warming as something that is primarily due to humans' CO2 emissions is correct. Water vapor has an influence on global warming (as opposed to the baseline planetary temperature due to the greenhouse effect) mostly only insofar as the CO2-induced warming liberates more water vapor. Citing water vapor as a key driver of global warming is misleading at best.

    14. Re:The jokes... by adarklite · · Score: 0

      Lets just say that I'm not as scared of Global Warming as I'm scared of Humanity's solution to Global Warming. I've heard some of the craziest suggestions to stop Global Warming. From a giant mirror in space to actually releasing agents into the atmosphere that will reduce the greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere. That has always struck me as extremely arrogant thinking. Who are we to manage the climate. We can't even manage the wildlife in our wildlife management programs. What are we going to do when we need a cure for our cure to Global Warming? Especially with all the evidence that it can fix itself. Higher temperatures due to the proximity of the sun. Water vapor being the primary greenhouse gas. This suggests that it can fix itself. We just need to prepare to wait it out. The fact that we believe we can avert something like this when we can't even avert a hurricane is staggeringly arrogant. It just goes to show how much people value their comfort doesn't it.

    15. Re:The jokes... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I've heard some of the craziest suggestions to stop Global Warming. From a giant mirror in space to actually releasing agents into the atmosphere that will reduce the greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere. That has always struck me as extremely arrogant thinking. I can agree with that. However, there are more conservative ways of mitigating climate change, such as reducing greenhouse gas concentrations back towards "natural" levels.

      Especially with all the evidence that it can fix itself. Higher temperatures due to the proximity of the sun. Water vapor being the primary greenhouse gas. This suggests that it can fix itself. We just need to prepare to wait it out. That's not sensible. Feedback cycles do exist, but things can get bad for us before sufficient feedback kicks in, and feedbacks don't always return the climate to its original state.

      Waiting it out may be what we do if we have to, but we can take a more active role in ensuring a climate that we'd prefer.

      The fact that we believe we can avert something like this when we can't even avert a hurricane is staggeringly arrogant. That's a specious comparison. If we can cause climate change in the first place, we can also alter its course — at least, unless until so much change takes place that an irreversible threshold is crossed. That's possible, but it probably hasn't happened yet. The question is not whether we can affect the climate, it is what is the cost of altering the climate vs. the cost of doing nothing.
  44. Sorry guys by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I only rent here, I never knew what that darn switch did.

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  45. other stars then? by skastrik · · Score: 1

    Similar changes should then have been observed in some of the stars around us. Have they?

    1. Re:other stars then? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Similar changes should then have been observed in some of the stars around us. Have they?

      Ask after we've been observing them for 40,000 years.

      Aside from that, there are many stars with regular fluctations in brightness of all kinds of periods.

    2. Re:other stars then? by skastrik · · Score: 1
      I'll be dead in 40,000 years, you insensitive clod!

      But aside from that, I was really thinking single up or down fluctuations, of the kind mentioned in TFA, if practically recognizable. Not being an astronomer, I was just aware of more frequent fluctuations, e.g. solar winds.

    3. Re:other stars then? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Well, look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variable_star. Fortunately for us, if the sun is variable, it's much less so than these.

  46. I think he has something there! by adarklite · · Score: 0

    The "Dimmer Switch" (note to self: find a better name for the Dimmer Switch) theory may have something. I am not a trained scientist, but wouldn't fluctuations in the sun also affect other things? Say gravity? If it could be proven it could explain a lot of what happens on earth. Like why do we have an increase in geological activity. And it would explain the Milankovitch cycles itself too. I mean to use an analogy why use 50,000 lines of code when 50 will do?

  47. Re:NOT GUILTY: I am NOT a Google SHI?? !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know you labelled yourself a douche bag. Not that I've ever seen or even know what a douche bag is. Something from the feminine persuation I will suppose, and that you are a member of the he-man women hater club.

  48. Gravity ? Re:I think he has something there! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    Fluctuations on the Sun's brightness should not affect gravity as Mass of the Sun itself does not change.
    Maybe the Sun is refreshing itself with new Hydrogen supplies from inside itself.
      But that change in brightness would certainly affect climate on Earth.

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    1. Re:Gravity ? Re:I think he has something there! by adarklite · · Score: 0

      From what i've gathered from the article when i was skimming it, the fluctuations in heat are caused by electromagnetic variations in its "membrane" for wont of a better term that escapes me right now. These could quite possibly affect other things such as gravity. And lets not forget about the fact that the heat fluctuations might also be caused by fluctuating gravity. And its just a theory. I'll leave it to the professionals to sort it out. I just like thinking outside of the box.

  49. I feel as depressed as Marvin by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    About the people who keep posting "The sun goes through dimmer cycles! So it can't be we are causing the global warming!"

    Let's try this one. I have the fire going in the house. The weather gets warmer. My wife asks why I have the fire going. I say "The heat is nothing to do with the fire, it's caused by the weather getting warmer. There's nothing I can do about it"

    Why is it so hard for these people to understand the idea that several factors can contribute to the same phenomenon, and if we don't want it to happen we should ameliorate the factors we can affect, not bitch about the ones we can't?

    They surely can't ALL be PR flacks for Exxon posting?

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    1. Re:I feel as depressed as Marvin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try this one: You have a fire going in your house. The weather gets warmer. Ice outside begins to melt. You say "Sure, it's gotten warmer outside, but if it wasn't for my fireplace that ice wouldn't be melting. We should stop using fireplaces."

  50. So basically, he has nothing by GreyFlcn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So basically he has nothing to back his arguement.

    "I found this trend on the period of ice ages"
    That's reasonable.

    "And it's caused by something I have absolutely no data for. I'm just guessing"
    That's stupid.

    He might as well blame it on Santa Claus,
    and it'd have the same scientific validity.

  51. I don't understand... by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

    The Earth's only about 6000 years old ;)

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  52. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in Earth's orbit, known as the Milankovitch cycles.

    Whereas I believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in John Malkovich's moods, known as the Malkovich cycles.

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    1. Re:Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich by Wolfger · · Score: 1

      I hate it when somebody beats me to the joke... ...and I hate it that I type so fast that Slashdot doesn't let me submit my reply until I go back and wait, and maybe add a longer sentence about how annoying Slashdot's minimum required reply time is.

  53. Any open-source Milankovitch simulator? by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    I tried to raise some interest in providing EdGCM with variant insolation input, but it was deemed not a useful idea because the old Model II collapses for any simulated periods of longer than a couple of thousand years.

    Do you know of any open-source simulator covering the various orbital parameters of Milankovitch and/or others? It could be handy for plugging into other simulation frameworks, like ESMF.

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  54. Explanation by ukdmbfan · · Score: 0

    The main problem with Milankovitch cycles is that they can't explain how the ice ages go from 100,000 year cycle to 41,000 year cycle.

    Trust me, it makes perfect sense if you're a Dave Matthews Band fan.

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  55. interesting by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    This article is intereting but I highly doubt the sun temperature is the only cause of the ice ages. I am more likely to believe that there are many factors involved.

  56. The error of either/or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that a number of Theories in Science (this doesn't include Creationism, since that's only an unsupported Hypothesis, and not actually a Theory) compete with each other as if There Can Only Be One right answer. Often, though, when the dust finally settles, the Truth turns out to consist of elements of more than one of the competitors. So, in this case, I wouldn't be surprised if the Truth about Ice Ages includes both the "dimmer switch" and the orbital mechanics thing.

    1. Re:The error of either/or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False compromise.

  57. Sounds like a Technical Analysis Stock picker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, just because you can create a Function F(x,y,z,a,b,c,....) that describes anything observed in nature, doesn't mean that the same function can be used for predictions. That is unless you have a statistical sampling of say, 1500 events that the function has predicted.

    How about we call this a new theory yet to be proven when 1498 other events occur?

    Heck, technical analysis for picking stocks has millions of data points and still can't predict jack beyond a monkey pointing at a list of stocks.

  58. Someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needs a girlfriend.

  59. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Galaxy... by 5cary · · Score: 1

    "honey, do you know what this switch does?"

    "No, dear."

    "Okay, I'm going to flip it...watch to see what happens."

    "Okay"

    "On"

    "Nothing"

    "Off"

    "Nothing"

    "On"

    "Still Nothing"

    "Off"

    "Nope, I still can't see what it does..."

    1. Re:Meanwhile, on the other side of the Galaxy... by trongey · · Score: 1

      I LOVE that commercial!
      Can I be your friend?

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  60. And global warming... by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    Must be caused by us hitting a hot spot in the sun...It all makes sense now ^-^

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  61. Ice Age by dlhm · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sun causes the Ice Age, but doesn't have any significant effect when Global warming is involved, only human can warm the earth... mostly conservitive humans.. :)

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  62. Maryland Governor by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised how quickly the former Governor of Maryland is adapting to non-government life.

  63. That was fast! by samspock · · Score: 1

    Robert Ehrlich sure got a new job quickly. Just a week ago he was governor of Maryland!

  64. Neither submitter nor editor RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA: "In an article appearing in the journal New Scientist..." which was linked; at least, the New Scientist site is.

    here is the article that the article linked from slashdot is reporting on.

    Duh.

    I'm thinking the submitter works for or owns the site /. linked to, and is now grinning from ear to ear as the advertising revinue rolls in.

  65. Get the paper here by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Get the paper here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this paper is over a year old!

  66. Wow! Which movies were those? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't remember any hollywood movies with people living in glass domes afraid to go out for fear of instant skin cancer.

  67. Telegram from God by Khammurabi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Earth,

    Which one of you apes put the sponge in the cosmic microwave?

    - God

  68. What about techtonics? by cafucu · · Score: 1
    Most believe that the ice ages are the result of subtle changes in Earth's orbit, known as the Milankovitch cycles.
    Most "who" believe this? Certainly not geologists. Their theory is that ice ages are caused largely by plate tectonics. As the plate moved toward the poles they become more covered with ice. As they move toward the equator they become less covered with ice.
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    1. Re:What about techtonics? by dorianh49 · · Score: 1

      I know that most here are not religious, but what about this theory? Genesis speaks of God putting an expanse of water on the Earth and above the Earth (before creating humans). The Earth at this time would not have had many mountains, and the expanse of water in space surrounding the planet would cause a hothouse effect, allowing all kinds of plantlife (and animal life) to exist all over the Earth, including on the poles. When the flood of Noah's day arrived, the vast expanse of water was dumped on the Earth, instantly changing the "hothouse" earth into a much colder place, especially at the poles, where animals who were happily chewing on vegetation were immediately frozen. The massive weight of the water would also have dramatically altered plate techtonics, causing mountains to exist where there were none, and causing oceans and lakes to appear where waterless regions once existed.

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    2. Re:What about techtonics? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty certain the ice age cycle is many many times faster than plate tectonics!

    3. Re:What about techtonics? by cafucu · · Score: 1

      True...in fact, we are living in an interglacial period of an ice age right now. But ice ages are more likely to occur when the continents have shifted toward the poles. I have a hard time believing that Milankovitch cycles alone can cause an ice age, especially if the continental plates are situated nearer the equator.

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  69. Cook on High for 2 Minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sun is essentially a giant Microwave oven only without a precision (over insane lengths of time)thermostat. In human time frames, the Sun is stable and precise system, promoting life through less extreme hot and cold cycles and we know this from geologic history and the fossil record, the earth was much warmer overall and colder overall in historical cycles.

    Anyone who believes the Sun or earth process for that matter, is static expression of energy is simply a moron regardless of how many letters come after their name. Simply a fool.

    The onset of cyclical Ice Ages and Global Warming is due to Astronomical forces in comnbination with the lesser but albeit far more powerful forces than human technology can muster at this point, Earth forces whether they be plate tectonics, volcanism etc. in any combination there of.

    Global Warming is just todays pet crisis for the cult of Alarmism.

    In the 70's it was Global Cooling.

    Blaming SUV's, Barbecue's or Cow Flatulence is just demonstrating your scientific ignorance and its no wonder it took millions of years of human evolution just to get to civil rights, the vinyl long playing LP or Windows!

    You may now carry on in your usual manner of kneejerk groupthink alarmist drivel and leave the real science to others withouth an agenda.

    I wonder what Al Gore will invent next?

  70. Cook on High for 2 Minutes, well then its settled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What no jokes or takes on my last post, Al Gore got your tongues?

          You cant argue with what you dont understand and until you remove thy bleeding heart from thoust sleeve, you'll always be looking to secure additional grant money to prove that leprechauns do exist.

    You may even find evdience for it but you'll never get me lucky charms.

    Thats it then, back to your desks to dream up the next crisis.

  71. Re:It can only be the result of a higher power... by goddidit · · Score: 1

    ... when God decides to turn the dimmer switch down to save electricity for the next miracle! Religion always provides an answer, not fucking scientists with their peer reviewed ideas. God is fighting the universal warming, which will come if he wastes energy on us.
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  72. Nice try... by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    But no. They have all been caused by Chuck Norris, depending on how hot or cold he is, and how many people he's decided to let live.

  73. Old news: it was in my geology textbook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry folks, this is super old news. There's different orbit changes that account for different ice amounts on earth. There are also other factors that are extremely unclear, which can change temperature extremely quickly, as has been the case.

  74. Re:What about techtonics? ...is too slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glaicers move fast. I don't know where you learned your geology or your geologists, but you're wrong.

    Plate tectonics has nothing to do with ice ages.

    ObGlobalWarming: Glaciers move even faster now.