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...recommended that former slashdot editor, Chris DiBona, be appointed to a panel offered by SCO to examine the evidence.
SCO wants a former Slashdot editor to examine if code was duplicated from Unix?
The jokes on you SCO! Slashdot editors can't even examine if a story has been duplicated on Slashdot!
(Ignore the blue glow folks, it's just my karma getting nuked)
I mean come on, my palm pilot has more power than that thing...
But your Palm Pilot doesn't play Telengard. The first BASIC program I ever had a chance to search through and mod my character stats. Was great practice for me hex-editing my characters stats for BardsTale on the PC.
Gee, I see the beginning of a plot for my very own porno!
John Conner has just turned 18 and a female Terminatix has been sent from the future to whip his ass (literally!). Can our Onan^H^H^H^HOpen-source hero subdue this digital dominatrix by giving this villan the recom-piledriving of her life?
Coming soon to a Blockbuster Video near you!
but the chip was what Cyberdyne (present-day parent of future Skynet) based their computer technology on.
Future Skynet will never exist. Cyberdyne engineers who were savvy enough to back up their data about the T2 chip and the arm, try to resume their work but are thrown in jail in T3 for violating the DMCA. Even more cold-hearted and brutal than the liquid terminator!
*SPOILER* (End of T3 when Cyberdyne researchers are being led away)
I agree. I'm almost 30 and I dated a woman who was 26. She was totally paranoid that a condom would not protect her from diseases. Never mind the fact that I _KNOW_ that I am disease free.
She was so paranoid, she wanted STD tests on a monthly basis even though we were monogomous.
In general, I don't think anybody has managed to sue for damages due to bugs
I think they have. Remember in 98 or 99 when grocery stores started trying to process credit card with an expiration date after 2000? I heard there were several cases of the registers crashing when the cards were run and needed a supervisor to reset them. I think it might have been NCR that got sued.
OS/2 2.0 and 2.1 were my primary OS's when I was in college. The full (blue box) version ran Windows 3.x apps with no problem. Ran MS office 4.0 and many other apps with no trouble.
The downfall started when Warp 3 came out and couldn't handle Win32API calls.
OS/2 is still alive and well on several thousand Diebold ATMs in the US.
What do you call a pack of these things?
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SCO wants a former Slashdot editor to examine if code was duplicated from Unix?
The jokes on you SCO! Slashdot editors can't even examine if a story has been duplicated on Slashdot!
(Ignore the blue glow folks, it's just my karma getting nuked)
(from "Planet of the Apes, the musical) Troy McClure: I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpanzee, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
...YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!
You ask people who Neil Armstrong was. I bet a lot more people know that than know who Neil Kinnock was
What about Cowboy Neil?
$600,000 a pop to kill a handful of humans?
That sounds like a challenge! I need to start playing the lottery again!
Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?
I mean come on, my palm pilot has more power than that thing...
But your Palm Pilot doesn't play Telengard. The first BASIC program I ever had a chance to search through and mod my character stats. Was great practice for me hex-editing my characters stats for BardsTale on the PC.
Of course, don't forget Conan or Karateka...
The Barbie RV! That thing should hold a couple of bottles.
Geez, this has got to be the first Buckaroo Banzi reference I have seen on /.
That movie has got to be one of John Lithgows best roles.
1. Return to the Earth in a science experiment
2. Enslave the minds of the world leaders
3. ??????????
4. PROFIT!
Back when you were playing Donkey Kong, adults were playing Leisure Suit Larry
I was playing Leisure Suit Larry too. Adult content aside, that game really improved my typing skills!
Who would win in a fight? Ein, or the MSN butterfly?
Or if they're looking for full statues for out front, maybe the Terminatrix. Rrrowr
Don't you mean full-frontal statues?
YeeeeHawwww!
The only way you'll get my MP3's is PRY THEM OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!
You probably protested the Australian/American war too, didn't you?
We need to act now.
Bjork is a menace to democracy.
And the OS she runs on???
BSDM. (BSD-Modified)
Gee, I see the beginning of a plot for my very own porno!
John Conner has just turned 18 and a female Terminatix has been sent from the future to whip his ass (literally!). Can our Onan^H^H^H^HOpen-source hero subdue this digital dominatrix by giving this villan the recom-piledriving of her life?
Coming soon to a Blockbuster Video near you!
Nope, she's the...
TERMINATRIX
*THWACK* Thank you mistress, may I have another? *THWACK*
but the chip was what Cyberdyne (present-day parent of future Skynet) based their computer technology on.
Future Skynet will never exist. Cyberdyne engineers who were savvy enough to back up their data about the T2 chip and the arm, try to resume their work but are thrown in jail in T3 for violating the DMCA. Even more cold-hearted and brutal than the liquid terminator!
*SPOILER*
(End of T3 when Cyberdyne researchers are being led away)
Ahnold-"I know now why you cry..."
I agree. I'm almost 30 and I dated a woman who was 26. She was totally paranoid that a condom would not protect her from diseases. Never mind the fact that I _KNOW_ that I am disease free.
She was so paranoid, she wanted STD tests on a monthly basis even though we were monogomous.
Too much hassle from a nut. I dumped her.
Maybe Linux UI people can get a jump on MS by making KDE/Gnome more accessible to more females."
I would much rather as a Gnome/KDE user for someone to make females more accessible to me so I can (get a) jump on them.
In general, I don't think anybody has managed to sue for damages due to bugs
I think they have. Remember in 98 or 99 when grocery stores started trying to process credit card with an expiration date after 2000? I heard there were several cases of the registers crashing when the cards were run and needed a supervisor to reset them. I think it might have been NCR that got sued.
Anybody else remember anything like this?
OS/2 2.0 and 2.1 were my primary OS's when I was in college. The full (blue box) version ran Windows 3.x apps with no problem. Ran MS office 4.0 and many other apps with no trouble.
The downfall started when Warp 3 came out and couldn't handle Win32API calls.
OS/2 is still alive and well on several thousand Diebold ATMs in the US.
An AIBeOwolf cluster?
In the interest of procreation, I'm all for superior beaver.
I thought the head of AOL/TimeWarner WAS a big No.2.