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MP3 Player In An AK-47 Magazine
Comrade Pikachu writes "These guys have apparently fit a hard drive based MP3 player into a Kalashnikov ammunition clip. They are accepting pre-orders now. It fits into a standard AK-47 and comes pre-loaded with over 200 audio books. Listen to Poe on your assault rifle!" Audiobooksforfree also is one of the few places I've found online with free (low-fi) audiobooks -- for greater fidelity, you can buy files or pre-loaded hard drives, or (at long last) this unorthodox player.
Nice babe by the way. Wouldn't try to mess with her though....
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
For those coming in monday morning and checking out this story, be warned...
BIKINI CLAD WOMEN LIE JUST BEYOND THAT LINK!
Seriously, a warning from the editor would have been nice.
"Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...." - Abraham Simpson
... Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tupac and Dr. Dre as they were meant to be heard.
swords-into-plowshares dept.
So what does an MP3 player in an AK-47 ammunintion clip have to do with a girl in a camoflauge bikini?
Oh, right, nothing other than the fact that they wanted some cleavage to push their product.
Useless camoflauge clothing and those damn sun-glasses. Two of my least favourite "fashion" statements.
NEXT!
I would rather have AC/DC's Big Guns pre-installed in an eternal loop on mine.
Will controll the RIAA... oh yeah.. take our Mp3 players away from us.. hehehe.. click
There's no Freedom like UFP-dom
Just to pick nits - it is improper to refer to the ammunition feeding device of an AK as a "clip." It has a spring inside of it, therefore it is properly called a "magazine."
Why would anyone find this interesting? This is completely useless.
If I put a mp3 player in a toilet seat do I get to be on slashdot?
less people would die.
Someone should buy one of these for ESR with RMS on it.
I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
DO NOT put the picture of the crusty old guy next to the crotch shot of the hot model.
...the scene in Dreamcatcher where he takes a call on the Glock. Perhaps the next all-in-one media appliance? The original point-and-click interface...
(OK book, lousy movie.)
Cool! I'm going to put my Bob Dylan collection on it.
Bugs are just features that have been fixed.
But it still weighs too much.
Isn't it pathetic that capitalist America still hasn't come up with competition for the iPod? Even though the iPod's been out for at least 2 years?
Build me an assault rifle in an MP3 player, then we'll talk
Looks more like SVD (Dragunov) magazine than AK magazine to me.
Isn't that sort of large capacity magazine outlawed?
The AK-47 when absolutely positively need to kill every motherf**ker in the room, while drowning out their screams with Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, except no substitutes.
(Ah, Violence and soft symphany music They go so well together.)
It's too wide for an AK-47 (7.62x39mm). It's really a Dragunov magazine (a sniper rifle based on the Kalashnikov action that's chambered for the old 7.62x54R round).
k.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Just waking up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can do it all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week messed around and got a triple double
Freakin brothers everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Creep to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a brother's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of homies and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
Picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my homie's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep put her butt to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her butt off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter lookin for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I gotta say it was a good day
Please, please be careful how you use this MP3 player. You really don't want to stick the wrong end into your ear. Although this might make for a good "it was an accident" excuse.
Finally I can shoot shitty music without any involvement from police. + I have to say 'I dig the chick' Thumbs up for marketing.
Replace foreign the standard issue AK magazines of foreign countries with these. Fill the harddrive with AK soundclips so when fired it plays and a cunning illusion is created.
the byproduct of years of oppression by the white man
That's not the 30 bullet military clip, too bad
That explains how Osama makes the days go by, hiding in his cave...
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
if you were load up an AK-47 with Eminem and LL Cool J, would it be classified as a weapon of mass destruction? Hans Blix is going to be busy if these things become popular.
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
that questions whether it supports OGG. :P
BTW, it doesn't. It only supports MP3 and WMA.
However, I hope these guys make some money for their creativity, imagination and some marketing skills--whatta babe..
Harpo Tunnel Syndrome--my wrist feels funny.
"480sec Anti-shock"
Anti-Shock protection? Hard drives and solid state electronics skip now? Since when? Did I miss a meeting again?
Find out about my new childrens book: SS Death Camp Criminal Batallion Go To Monte Carlo For The Massacre
It would be cool (and useless) if a hard drive were then fashioned to look like a bullet. Then you could swap in and out the hard drives as you would bullets out of the clips. The more bullets that the clip held, then the greater potential disk space.
Perhaps if you wanted to trade songs with a friend, then you could arrange them all on a single drive (bullet) and then load your mp3 player (ak clip) into your weapon and fire it over to him. That way, even if you don't have an internet connection, you can shoot it a considerable distance.
Just don't hit any pregnant women vacuuming.
There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
In case anyone wants to see the pics of that really cool guy in the glasses, I've mirrored all the pics on my uni account.
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/003mid.jpg
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/004mid.jpg
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/013mid.jpg
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/P0000381.gif
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/P0000387.jpg
http://www.msstate.edu/~ajl3/cache/bonifaciy.jpg
Oh yeah...the pics of that chick are there too, but I know none of you care about that...
"Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
I am going to make a fortune!!!!
What the fuck?
...because firing an ak-47 is oh so boring.
USE='clever' emerge -u sig
"No these are not cruise missiles, they are MP3 jukeboxes with a 40GB hard disk"
Since it's a rifle, for a couple days I could get a kick out of annoying people with my Heston impression. Ahem...
They'll have to pry this MP3 Player from my cold, dead hands. Damn the RIAA. Damn them all to hell!
This does not look like AK47 magazine at all!
As somebody born in Soviet Union, I know
wery well how AK47 magazine looks like.
Outlaw portable mp3 players, and only outlaws will have portable mp3 players inside the ammunition clips of their AK-47s.
Irritable, left-wing and possibly humorous bumper stickers and t-shirts
Did anyone else have trouble with that page in Mozilla (1.3 here). It loaded, then the images disappeared and I couldn't get them back thru refresh or anything. No, the image urls are not on my blocked list.
.asp file...
Worked fine in Phoenix, tho.
Hmm.
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Oh, wait, I can't use this magazine in Counter-String, can I? Doh!
Oh well, maybe the military can use it as a training tool in this ways then.
I own a number of pistols. I love shooting as a hobby.
Sometimes people just don't think.
At least it's the Bill Clinton Bureaucratic mandated 10 round magazine variety.
It was a pearl handled 1911A1, probably a .45. It was a Glock in the book, though :) Funny scene.
This guy is way out there
Imagine the glory of our army if every soldier had a theme song in their bullets so for every kill they got a burst of musical fanfare! It would probably liven up the monotony of semi-auto machine gun fire...
suck my ping!
Now I will have the RIAA trying to take away both my mp3s and my guns.
But on the other hand maybee we can get the NRA to
lobby against the RIAA. The NRA has got a lot of clout in washington.
I wonder what people would think if my mp3 player looked like that. Came to think of a recent strip
my sig
The AK-47 is completely illegal in the U.S. without a federal permit, so I am unsure how popular this device will be here in the U.S. The AK-47 is the most reproduced assault weapon ever made, and is the likely choice of those who would attack U.S. soldiers and non-combatants worldwide... I hope that Koltakov is right when he says "Hopefully, from now on many Militants and Terrorists will use their AK47s to listen to music and audio books...They need to chill out and take it easy." I would rather see the AK-47s themselves beat into plowshares...
there are 3 kinds of people:
* those who can count
* those who can't
I guess if you're a fanatical terrorist type out in the desert or jungle, you probably spend a lot of time lugging your AK around not really doing much. Why not listen to some Coasters or an eBook while you're standing post for hours on end, right?
Talk about niche marketing.
If only ALL AK's had these clips then we'd be making music instead of war.
I'd hate to be the guy who had this plugged in to his AK in the middle of a real skirmish and only find out when he pulled the trigger (i'm sure his face would be red).
I wonder if the trigger is the play button and if the safety turns it on.
---- The geek shall inherit the Earth.
not if I can beat you to the patent:
1) A method for delivering sounds though the vagina, mouth, or rectum
2) A method of doing 1) though a phalic device
Modular Redundancy--Because 4 out of 5 Nodes agree
The mp3 player is silly, but has anyone tried any of the free audio books the site offers? They seem to offer all of their books for free in an inconvenient and low-quality manner, while charging for convenience and quality. Are the free quality books listenable?
Holy shit, it's a guy? They sure fooled me!
The tough metal case makes if perfect for air travel as well.
I got a stern look for having a nail file on my fingernail clippers and they broke it off an took it away. I bet this one would be fun. Try explaining to your friendly new federal employee that your magazine case plays music.
Be sure to pack it on you next trip to Israel. They have a great sense of humor there. It will go great with your camo travel pants and Timothy McVeigh haircut.
Have a happy trip!
Another one's gone, and another one's gone.
Another one bites the dust!
Saying your OS is the best because more people use it is like saying MacDonalds make the best food
Also, the 7.62x39 is an open standard, so anyone with the knowhow and tools can replicate or modify it.
Thus, in the spirit of things, the MP3 player should be open source and open standards.
Too bad AK didn't include an infectious license, like GNU GPL.
BTW, if this isn't the Killer App, I don't know what is.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
okay... this has nothing to do with MP3 players inserted into lifestyle periodicals for older folks living in Arkansas......just figured that out.....
Even better would be to put the player in the AK itself and have the magazines be replacable hard drives or memory sticks. That way I can change musical styles in a *really* cool way, which is the entire point, right?
And wouldn't it be cool to carry my MP3 player slung over my back when I go to class or the airport? Imagine: extra battery packs and nice speakers built into the stock and barrel -- instant party device when I come by! Hell, put a microphone in the barrel for really easy recording of concerts, teachers, or just plain people outside the car.
What a great idea - it can't miss. I'm going out to the shop with my soldering rig right now!
What if life is just a side effect of some other process and God has no idea we exist?
You're no geek, all geeks are libertarian, you moron.
I'm just anticipating problems when I try to board a commercial flight carrying one of those.
I am NOT a man!
I am a free number!
Actually, someone has!
Yo ho posse gunna git wet!
"Uh Uh...Here we go! AK-47 MP3 Player...the very best there is. Where you absolutely, positively gotta play every mp3 in the room, accept no substitute."
the term "clip" is properly used to refer to a "stripper clip."
A stripper clip is a long, crescent-shaped piece of metal, with a flange on each side to grip the case head of a round of ammunition. They usually hold 10-15 rounds, and are typically used to feed ammunition into rifles that have a built-in box or rotary magazine (a common example would be an unmodified SKS). Note the middle of the linked picture... THAT'S a "stripper clip"
A detachable ammunition feeding device that contains a spring, follower, etc (clearly the case for the AK-47) is properly called a "magazine"
Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
My God - i clicked the crotch and its full screen - im in heaven!!!!! wot was the story about again?
He just wanted to show off his new wife playing with his new gun.
For an even better picture of a stripper clip, try this link. you want to be looking at the second pic from the bottom.
Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
Great. Not only will you have the RIAA trying to bust you with a DMCA lawsuit because it's an MP3 player, they'll hire the BATF to do the bust instead of some wimpy process server! Yes, Mr. District Attorney, it violates the California ban on Scary-Looking-Weapons and it's Infringing Copyright, so we want you to go for the extra-5-years penalty for Using a Gun To Commit a Crime"
Bill Stewart
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I'm waiting till Cmdr Taco posts the dupe to comment.
You've done it again.
Too bad that old senile crank Charlton Heston weren't here to witness this blending of genius and modern technology.
But seriously, maybe there is a good use for this. The next time you're supplying and training militias in some remote part of the world, you could supply them not only with AK47's, but with propaganda bullets. Chock full of Voice Of America and Rush Limbaug monologues.
How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
Rediculous. Everyone knows the M-16 ammunition magazine .OGG player is better!
THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.
It should come with a integrated mp3 of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful."
Michael Jackson and Brittany Sphears songs and then hold someone up. "Stop! Gimme your cash or so help me, I'll use this!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
-- The Doctor, "Doctor
In communist Russia, MP3 players are for hiding bullets!
In communist Russia, this is digital music: policeman with AK-47 is 1, and you are 0!
ah, back to the drawing board....
1. Purchase AK-47 MP3 player.
2. Upload your Megadeth/Spawn/etc.. collection.
3. Crank the volume.
4. Kill!!
Heh, and you thought I was going to say Profit!
This item should come in handy for future liberations.
THE ATARIS
"Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start"
today was a good day.
I didn't even have to use my a.k.
at least I didn't get my heart broken anyway
wasting time in east new jersey.
guess I could tell you 'bout
the snow covered rooftops,
sunsets, shooting stars and picturesque backdrops.
or how I went and hung out at quick-stop
and pretended that I was in clerks.
sometimes you gotta stop and remember
that your not gonna live forever.
be young, think smart, stay true
and just follow your heart.
remember the times we watched "karate kid"
and memorized every line
skipped school and went to the arcade
hung out and played galaga all day.
stole a car and we drove to michigan.
600 miles with no destination.
except to get in the car and drive
and see where we'll end up.
sometimes you gotta stop and remember.
that your not gonna be young forever.
think smart, have fun, stay true
and don't ever grow up.
out of all I've learned in life
you always keep your friends close to your heart.
'cause who will help you if you're falling down.
and everything is o.k.
Hmm... they're charging $200 for FREE audio books: "$500.00USD with 200+ audio books preloaded or $300.00USD without audio books".
All that's needed now is a backpack named Bagman and a helmet named Helm, and you, too, can wander the wastes of Nu Earth, listening to audiobooks like "A Brave New World" or a favorite mp3, such as "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" while evading the grasp of the Traitor General.
"It will take dedicated listener 100 weeks or 1 year to listen them all."
I don't know about the UK, but in a land called america, a year is 52 weeks.
Will they throw in the girl in the pictures as an accessory? I like the picture of the two pouches...one holds the player and the other holds the girl.
The *worst* case scenario:
'Dood A: Dood, what kinda music is that you're listening to?
Dood B: Don't you like it?
Dood A: R u kidding me? It sucks!
Dood B: Oh really?
Dood A: Ya, really!
Dood B: Erm, btw have I showed you my new MP3 player?'
But the makers of these MP3 players aren't American, they're brits. Read the ad.
Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses
when I was in the army.. :-)
True innovation!
I have to ask. Just how did you find that link? Oh, maybe I'd rather not know.
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
In keeping with the trend of bundling two things together that otherwise wouldn't be thought of, let me offer these equally-useful suggestions:
* Upright vacuum with a blender attachment
* Chess set/tampon dispenser
* Combination show shovel and nosehair trimmer
* 801.11 CAT 5 cable
* Bicycle seat/Sliderule
* Traffic light that blinks in morse code
* USB-enabled fishing pole
* Umbrella/universal AC adapter
* Insulin pump/rodent defogger
* Universal language translator/pulsating showerhead
* Chainsaw/postage meter
* voice-activated tire gauge which recalls your favorite mixed drink recipes
* Electric guitar/cheese slicer w/Floyd Rose Grater attachment
Jeeez. Where's a patent attorney when you need one?
"Feelings! Nothing more than-- feelings..."
Height: 38U, Weight: 0 Newtons, Eyes: #0000FF, OS: Gray Matter 1.0 (Alpha)
Memepool.com
Well, uh, that's how I found it.
Withdrawal before climax is very ineffective and those who try this are usually called "parents."
Subj line sez it all. No image problems here, and no flickering.
Holy fuck, Tony Blair, is that you?
Is this me?
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein
Could you take this on a plane with you with out being 'detained'? " it plays music.. really"
Cool idea, but who has such small capacity magazines anymore? 40 rounders is the way to go !
---- Booth was a patriot ----
... a gun that can say 'ra ta ta ta ta' while shooting.
Guns don't kill people, Britney Spears music kills people.
Anyone who don't know what up up down down left right left right b a start is from you are a pussy ass biatch.
mayby the proof will come soon - piracy does indeed kill babies!
How could you forget the old M1 Garand rifle? Its feeding device (an 'en bloc' clip) is also correctly called a clip yet it is not a stripper clip. This rifle also popularized the use of referring to any ammunition feeding device as a clip.
When the US military switched to the M14 with its detachable box magazine, a lot of people still called it a clip, and it's been stuck in popular culture ever since.
But anyway you got it right with the last line about springs and followers.
The mag they show is not in the AK that the girl is holding, it's in a pouch. Tha's because it's a dragunov mag not an AK mag.
A way to disseminate knowledge with extreme prejudice! Now to find an appropriate clock tower/speaker combination.
What happens when our powerful security forces are firing their "borrowed" AK-47s at evil terrorists and they accidentally pop in this mp3 player instead of a bullet-laden magazine? I smell lawsuit!
Where's the gold plated version to go with my gun?
DROS - Open-Source Robot Software
10 Gigs!! Talk about a high-capacity magazine! Schumer and McCarthy will be all over this one!
;)
oh, wait, no. 10 gigs is OK. You can also buy a pre-ban 13 gig drive for a premium, and law enforcement can get truly high-cap mags - 15+ gigs
-- My Sig is a P228.
Or can you buy a clip that looks like a walkman?
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
Kill everyone in the room with my poor taste in music _while_ holding a cool gun!!!!
my submission of Linux on an mp3 player gets rejected, but when someone sticks an mp3 player in a semiautomatic weapon, it passes? phsst.
Newsie, Moderator, www.tauniverse.com
and SKS version which is write-once.
"These guys have apparently fit a hard drive based MP3 player into a
Kalashnikov ammunition clip.
Magazine, NOT clip.
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
What if you pull the trigger and it starts playing music?
Well my concentration improves when listening to music like slipknot or rage against the machine in quake3. Would not like to try it in the middle of a warzone though.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
Remember, kids.... Guns don't kill people, mp3s do.
Even before I clicked on the "these guys" link, I was thinking, "This has gotta be audiobooksforfree.com". I've spent the last few weeks listening to the works of Conan Doyle and Verne from that site, and every file starts with an announcement by a thickly Russian accented voice: "File tventy-seiven. No adverts. From audiobookfor free.com"
When I saw MP3 player and AK-47 in conjunction, I figured, "Yup, that'll be this guy." And now I have a picture to go with the voice doing the intros. He doesn't read the books, thank Buddha!
The site is worth checking out if you like audio books: free for low quality, cheap (a few US$) for increased bitrates. Nice idea: try it out first to see if you like it, then pay a few bucks if you want better fidelity. You don't need much, for voice, but 8 kbit is a bit on the low side. The narrators vary in quality, but the ones I've heard have all been at least competent, and some were very good.
This new cell phone is made out of a genuine dead Iraqi baby skull.
from my COLD DEAD HAND!
"The AK47-mp3, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room while listening to Bach."
Well, it would certainly give a brand new meaning to her song "Trigger Happy Jack"...
Sorry, but to most gun owners a S&W gun is the most politicly incorrect thing you can own. After an agreement with the federal goverment to develop a lot of technology to prevent guns from firing except for the legal owner, most gun people decidxed S&W must die. Their sales have gown down and stayed down significantly since then (about 40%)
An AK47 is a well respected gun, and a part of every complete collection.
And remember, kids, when you download MP3s, you're downloading TERRORISM!
Ooh, moderator points! Five more idjits go to Minus One Hell!
Delendae sunt RIAA, MPAA et Windoze
What do you think this is, fark?
Its compact form and high-tech appearance allows it to be worn discreetly in public.
loaded with over 200 audio books
Mind the frickin' laser...
it is actaully closer to the AK-74 magazine. But who would be so anal as to point out the minute details :)
. I love the sound of burning women and screaming rubber....
The Apple assault rifle, the iKill.
You know the RIAA is getting out of hand when you need to protect your mp3's with an assult rifle.
The human condition is to not accept the human condition.
Wouldn't "Geek Gets Laid" be a better story? I ask you, geeks.
One of the few advantages of beeing born in the former Soviet Union - a chance to learn to assemble the AK-47 in the 4th grade :) (it was part of the curriculum starting from the 10th grade if I'm not mistaken)
Check out Ted Nugent. Cat Scratch Fever is a classic, as is Stranglehold.
And wouldn't it be cool to carry my MP3 player slung over my back when I go to class
;)
It's only cool if it's unique and original. Carrying assault rifles in to high schools has so been done in the US already.
Really does need Rage Against The Machine playing though. Either Killing In The Name or, if you really must take it in to class, "The teacher stands in front of the class, the lesson plan she can't recall. The students eyes, don't perceive the lies, written on every fucking wall." That'd go down well.
...now I have one question: why?
Well, not to state the obvious, but as a communist weapon, the AK-47 is of course opensource...
In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
48.5/1.78 = 27.25, less than 57% of 48.
Wow, a new way to flatten your enemies...
"OK men, wait until you see the whites of their eyes, then fire a short burst of Britney Spears!"
Anyone else here reminded of Monty Python's funniest joke in the world sketch?
Skiing? Check out The Independant Skiers Portal
SVD not AK-whatever
Reminds me of bad SNES games... Music is your weapon!!!
MP3 _is_ terrorism.
It appears to be the magazine to a SVD magazine. SVD is longer to hold the 7.62X54R cartridges vs the AK's 7.62X39. The ribbing is different, and so are the magazine catch and feed lips. Notice they don't actually show a picture of the magazine in the weapon. only in the 'ammo pouch'
My first thought was Gang of Four: "Armalite Rifle".
... I will soon be able to shoot bullets with my iPod?
Amazing what washing your hair, shaving and changing your outfit can do for your image.
100 weeks to a metric year maybe?
*holds his MP3 player tightly*
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
Hah - take that RIAA.
it's 100% true, too!
... these idiots are British. I really don't understand their buzz for guns. ...
But for all of you who think this is is really fun, I suggest some more projects:
- a home-theatre inside a M1 tank
- a landmine with a boom-box
- a bomb with a webcam.
Ok, we already know the latter from the first gulf-war
It is not useless. It is what the Army calls a "controlled pair". First you play only MP3, then you back your actions with some serious firepower.
How much for the hot chick with the rifle?
to load on it, after attaching a speaker so other people can hear it of course, is the quote from samuel l. jackson.....ak-47 when you absolutely have to kill every mother f'er in the room.....
...the guy must have an extremely small penis.
but Sony couldn't come up with an anti shock that could combat the recoil. I say the next model includes an mp5 with a minidisc mod. :)
"But I can't get an ocean that's deep enough for my day..." ~The Frames, "Fitzcarraldo"
That argument is statistically meaningless... Is it any surprise that the murder rate in DC is also much higher than the murder rate for the entire United States as well?
So, for an apples-to-apples comparison, the murder rate for the US was 5.5 per 100,000 people in 2000. Still higher than Canada yes, but you should at least compare the correct numbers.
And I suppose in this era of hi-cap magazine bans, the MP3 player will only be able to legally hold 10 songs? :P
$200 in free audiobooks!! cool!!
hehehe.....
They can have my mp3 player when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.