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  1. I've seen it first hand on Only 15% of Gamers are Internet Addicts · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to scoff at Internet addiction until I witnessed it firsthand. My roommate in University was hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS. It got to the point where he was skipping class to play. Shortly after that, he started asking everyone to call him by the name of his Everquest character (I think it was StealthDemon or something rather lame like that). It was *extremely* uncomfortable when he got up in front of the Stats201 class to "announce" his name change. It didn't help that he was wearing a cape and a huge plumed hat at the time, either. Before I moved out, he had actually started keeping a pail under his computer desk to urinate into so he wouldn't have to miss any action. Pretty sad, really.

  2. You insensitive clods! on HP CEO Carly Fiorina to Step Down · · Score: 3, Funny
    What about Carly's feelings? A human being has lost their job today - let's not forget that! She must be feeling down and I bet her confidence has taken a real hit!

    Oh wait, I actually don't care.

    Woo hoo!!! Ding Dong! The witch is dead!

  3. Re:I find that hard to believe on iPod Most Popular Music Player on Microsoft Campus · · Score: 1

    Well, he's a huge nerd with poor social skills. He has a hard enough time politely saying "no" to telemarketers. As for actual confrontation, forget it. Besides, his huge lice-infested beard makes it difficult for others to hear what he is mumbling.

  4. Insight into the campus here... on iPod Most Popular Music Player on Microsoft Campus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I actually work for Microsoft (gasp! and I also read Slashdot!). My cube-mate owns an iPod. I remember the week after MSN Music was launched, he took his iPod with him into the cafeteria. He was waiting in line to grab his lunch and noticed that people kept cutting in front of him in line. He couldn't figure out what the heck was going on until he realized the people cutting in front were all from the music division. They had seen the white earphones and were "punishing" him for going with the competitor.
    Sometimes people can be very petty here.

  5. Nerd guards on Just How Paranoid Are You? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I keep a bunch of nerds surrounding my house for security. I feed them doritos and keep them motivated by issuing fake Duke Nukem Forever press releases. When I see them becoming too docile, I toss Windows Magazine at them to get them all riled up.

  6. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1
    c) Enjoy trolling.

    Thanks for feeding me.

  7. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    And I am going to assume that you like John Cleese and have a cheesecake allergy.

  8. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1
    The original poster is either full of it or is practicing a form of humour too subtle for Slashdot.

    Interesting enough, it is both the former and latter .

  9. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was born and raised in Waterloo. Trust me, every last word of that post is true. Well, not counting the stuff about RIM. Although, one time, during Oktoberfest, I saw a really drunk guy waving his Blackberry around. It was definitely celebratory.

  10. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I guess you live in the east end. I would say "you should get out more", but I don't want to be rude!

  11. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    Do you have pride in what happens to B.C. softwood lumber?
    Absolutely. Every time I get a splinter I always salute and sing B.C.'s anthem - "Dance of the Whale and Bear".

  12. Re:Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    Trust me, things have really changed since you left.

  13. Gods on Governments Take Sides In Blackberry Patent Suit · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am from the small city of Waterloo, Canada (population 70000 people) where RIM has its headquarters. Let me tell you that they are incredibly important to this city. It's basically become an institution. The city has paid for the entire parking lot and street where RIM is located to be fitted with heating pipes so that there is never snow on the road. There is a city-wide holiday every October to commemorate the founding of the company. Everyone has the day off and there is a parade that ends in the RIM Performance Theatre where the CEO addresses the crowd, live bands play, and food is dished out. It's almost wacky... RIM employees actually have all their taxi expense paid for by the city. It may seem strange, but the value of RIM for the local economy and pride of Canadian citizens is difficult to overstate.

  14. Re:Also available on PS2 on Review: Burnout 3 - Takedown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Morality? Considering that 9 out of every 10 games available right now involves shooting people, I'd say that a game with some cars crashing and some speeding is pretty damn tame. Especially since death is never depicted... cars just magically re-start after a crash.

  15. Now if only... on Gmail Adds Features · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now if only GMail would add a calendar and notepad functionality, I would dump Yahoo Mail in a heartbeat.

  16. Re:the answer on Uncompressed TV Video Over USB 2.0 from ATI · · Score: 1

    Gas stations? Walking down the sidewalk? Huh?

  17. Thank God on Dozens Charged in Spam Crackdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whew... thank God. My penis was getting so long I was starting to trip over it.

  18. I didn't think it was possible on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 1

    I didn't think it was possible for a sequel to actually change my enjoyment of the original. But, Lucas has managed to do it. The new movies have worn me down. I now avoid my yearly watching of the original trilogy out of bitterness and resentment.

  19. When has it gone too far? on This Headline Is Not for Sale · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Advertisers will continue to find new ways to market to the public. These ways will inevitably become more and more invasive. They will rely on the public's apathy and penchant for "free stuff". But if you don't want to watch 10 minutes of commercials before every movie you see or you don't want to have you children's school walls plastered with ads then DO SOMETHING! Speak to the manager of the movie theatre. Call your children's principal. Stop using websites that have blurred the lines between information and advertisements.

  20. Re:AMD on End Of The Line For Alpha · · Score: 1
    So, what was the greatest thing *before* sliced bread?

    The cat's ass?

  21. Re:Cliche on The Spyware Inferno · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, I've been watching the spam lately and to my eyes it looks like technology is slowly making spam less profitable. Spam filters are becoming so effective that spammers are being forced to litter their messages with nonsense words and mispellings. These nonsense words and mispellings make the receiver of the spam less likely to purchase anything. And so (hopefully) the cycle will continue.

  22. Re:PCI Express only! on Nvidia 6600 Series Examined · · Score: 1

    Whoops... okay, I see it now. I was whipped into a such a frenzy by NVidia that I was reading postings too quickly.

  23. What about the 6800 series? on Nvidia 6600 Series Examined · · Score: 1

    If the price of the 6800GT part goes much higher than $199 it will cannibalize sales of the vanilla 6800 series. Man, it is such a challenge buying a video card these days. It's really difficult to find the "sweet spot" of price versus performance. For example, I can walk across the street to a retailer who will charge me $450 for a 9800XT at this very moment.

  24. Re:PCI Express only! on Nvidia 6600 Series Examined · · Score: 0

    I'm confused. When you say you "have PCI Express" do you mean your current motherboard supports it? If so, why do you need an another one?

  25. Re:Question: can I swap out from my Geforce 4ti? on Nvidia 6600 Series Examined · · Score: 2, Informative

    No sir... at least with the first iteration of cards. That is, of course, unless you have a PCI Express port on your motherboard. AGP versions will follow, but I haven't found out how long it will take.