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  1. FB on Microsoft Brand In Sharp Decline · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they?" --Fat Bastard

  2. Re:Wrong on US Broadband Policy Called "Magical Thinking" · · Score: 1

    Your ex-wife must be my ex-wife....

  3. Re:Wrong on US Broadband Policy Called "Magical Thinking" · · Score: 1

    No problem. My post fully deserved a bad modding. I suppose I get sick of the slant on /., but, yet, I'm attracted to this site at the same time. It's sorta like being in love with a hot chick that's no good for you. She cheats, she lies, she does drugs, she does all your friends, yet, you still love her ... abuse and all.

  4. Wrong on US Broadband Policy Called "Magical Thinking" · · Score: -1, Troll

    'The US is still the most dynamic broadband economy in the world....'

    This article is obviously wrong. The US sucks at everything ... EVERYTHING!!! Forget the fact that California, alone, would be the 8th richest country in the world were it not a state. Forget that it, alone, produces five times more agriculture than the entire Isle of England. Forget all that....

    This dude obviously doesn't read /.

    The modding is gunna hurt....

  5. Re:Let them speculate ... on The Death of the Silicon Computer Chip · · Score: 3, Funny

    They can have my silicon chip when they pry it from my cold, dead, motherboard....

  6. Re:It's raining bullets on China to Use Silver Iodide & Dry Ice to Control the Weather · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone tell them the animals in the clouds are not real?...

  7. Good lord.... on China to Use Silver Iodide & Dry Ice to Control the Weather · · Score: 1

    who are on call to blast away at clouds with 7,113 anti-aircraft guns and 4,991 rocket launchers.'

    Isn't this from a spongebob episode, where plankton tried, yet again, to conquer the world?

    "Die cursed, usurper clouds! Die!!!"

  8. Re:Stupid ban on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 2

    Next ban on the list for Bowling Green U., toddlers who point with a finger and go, "pow!"

    You NRA people bother me. Guns are bad! Nerf guns imaginarily kill people! Think of the children!...

  9. Re:Copyright? Maybe not, but maybe trademark? on Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot · · Score: 1

    And when they get his source they'll say, "lol!!!1! I pwned your mom's wetlands!!!"

  10. Re:Why? on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 5, Funny

    News report:
    A convenient store clerk was killed late yesterday during an armed robbery. The assailants were using nerf bats. The slaying took approximately 9 hours....

  11. Re:Isn't Taiwan the good China? on Nuclear Nose Cones Mistakenly Shipped to Taiwan · · Score: 1

    It's the china where the congress guys have big fist fights, but nobody ever uses kung fu. Odd....

  12. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate on In Soviet US, Comcast Watches YOU · · Score: 1

    You mean, by yourself? Reminds me of that Dangerfield joke:

    "Most kids are scared when they first have sex. I was scared. I was all alone...." --Rodney Dangerfield

  13. Re:cadbury egg? on Cassini Finds Evidence For Ocean Inside Titan · · Score: 1

    reminds me more of my ex....

  14. MS to Fix on MD Bill Would Criminalize Theft of Wireless Access · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi,

    Microsoft is fixing unsecured wireless access just like they did viruses and spam.

    Thank you

  15. Re:what is cause and effect? on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 1

    Ah. Thank you. I honestly couldn't find it and went by memory....

  16. Re:what is cause and effect? on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 1

    "Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! (there is no beer in heaven, so let us drink it here)." -Martin Luther

    He also said, "The Lord wants us to be happy, that's why he gave us beer...."

    And
    "It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church." -Martin Luther

    Luther was German after all.

    No matter what beer means to science, it is apparently essential to theology....

  17. Re:More fun; Better results! on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's talking about his back-up beer....

  18. Re:Hmm on Most Spam Comes From Just Six Botnets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hi,

    microsoft is fixing spam just like they fixed viruses.

    ty

  19. Re:Article correction: on What's Your Favorite Monster? · · Score: 1

    Number 1 is Bigfoot (also known as Sasquatch).

    Get out!

    (btw, why is /.'s html all jacked-up now?)

  20. Re:Whale Song on RIAA Will Finally Face the Music In Court · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    god I don't know. Thank you for pointing it out tho....

    btw, do moths have dicks?

  21. Whale Song on RIAA Will Finally Face the Music In Court · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For ages human story, communication -- the very thread of humanities' tale -- has been handed down via song. I learned in linguistics that of the few things which both separate us from other species and that we have in common is song: in common because both humans and other animals use it and separate as we add language and "tale". Odd how, in modernity, something such as music has come to this.

    I suppose it is natural. If, for some reason, all humans perished today and whales evolved to become the dominant species and have song and tale and language. If they then go on to develope technology. Will they one day sue?

  22. Re:Assembly language and VB? on A Congressman Who Can Code Assembly · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of half breed freak is this guy?

    Nazgul, once Kings of assembly, they now serve the dark lord....

  23. Re:The Silmarillion: Music: Math For JRRT's Cosmos on The Geometry of Music · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    I have a masters in humanties/religion. I know this. Yes. JRRT's use was insightful.

  24. The Silmarillion: Music: Math For JRRT's Cosmos on The Geometry of Music · · Score: 1

    The Silmarillion:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silmarillian

    Music was Tolkien's "math" for his world's creation.

    I always thought it insightful that Tolkien utilized music/song as the vehicle whereby his cosmos was created. Melkor would later "bend" the song to his own and, thus, launch the epic and birth the foundations for the rest of the cosmology that lead to the LoTR.

  25. Re:Freedom on Is RIAA's MediaSentry Illegal in Your State? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Or, better yet, perhaps the gp should peruse this:

    http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html

    Check out A4

    Sheesh!