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In Soviet US, Comcast Watches YOU

cayenne8 sends us to Newteevee.com for a blog posting reporting from the Digital Living Room conference earlier this week. Gerard Kunkel, Comcast's senior VP of user experience, stated that the cable company is experimenting with different camera technologies built into its devices so it can know who's in your living room. Cameras in the set-top boxes, while apparently not using facial recognition software, can still somehow figure out who is in the room, and customize user preferences for cable (favorite channels, etc.). While this sounds 'handy,' it also sounds a bit like the TV sets in 1984. I am sure, of course, that Comcast wouldn't tap into this for any reason, nor let the authorities tap into this to watch inside your home in real time without a warrant or anything."

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  1. Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is one privacy issue that a little electrical tape can cure easily.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    1. Re:Ah well ... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

      not really. If you cover up the lens, the cable box goes "Your papers, please." Then you'll have to type your SSN or passport number in with the remote before you can watch TV.

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      sudo eat my shorts
    2. Re:Ah well ... by Diss+Champ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Until the duct tape becomes illegal in some future legislation that is the love child of DMCA & PATRIOT.

    3. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they can't make that illegal because they've already told to lay in plenty of duct tape in case of a chemical attack.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    4. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one privacy issue that a little electrical tape can cure easily. Wouldn't that be suspicious? Heck, with the way that US courts grant warrants today, blocking a camera intruding into your living room would probably be grounds for the police to raid your house. And most Americans would agree saying "why would you block the camera if you didn't have something to hide?"

      Anyways, this was discussed in the book 1984.
    5. Re:Ah well ... by darjen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My fix is already in place: a cheapo Radio Shack HDTV antenna.

    6. Re:Ah well ... by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one privacy issue that a little electrical tape can cure easily.
      Using the electrical tape will be classed as theft, as you are preventing the business from optimizing, and thus maximizing the revenue derived from, the advertising. Puts me, albeit tenuously, in mind of a quote I saw recently-

      In the 1980s capitalism triumphed over communism. In the 1990s it triumphed over democracy.
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      "Be light, stinging, insolent and melancholy"
    7. Re:Ah well ... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Nail polish then

      Until the set top box calls the police if it cant see you. I guess then you stick a picture of an empty room in front of it.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    8. Re:Ah well ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Until the duct tape becomes illegal in some future legislation that is the love child of DMCA & PATRIOT. You mean like Sharpies?
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    9. Re:Ah well ... by btaratoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would just put my cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Boba Fett in the living room. :)

    10. Re:Ah well ... by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I predict if this comes to pass, child pornography will be brought up in defensed of warrantlessly spying on people using this technology.

    11. Re:Ah well ... by Volante3192 · · Score: 2

      Comcast shareholders today sued the Bob Family for negatively affecting the Comcast stock price. Followed on the heels of the widely successful lawsuits shareholders brought forward against Take Two and Yahoo, Comcast feels confident that the Bob Family lawsuit will show non-shareholders just how important to society the price of not just their stock, but all stock, is worth compared to non-monetized things like privacy and freedom.

    12. Re:Ah well ... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, so would canceling your Comcast service.

    13. Re:Ah well ... by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      blockquote>If you cover up the lens, the cable box goes "Your papers, please." Then you'll have to type your SSN or passport number in with the remote before you can watch TV. then you know what I do? I unplug the fscker, cancel my service [not that I'd deal with comcast in the first place] and go post on slashdot or something. it really isn't that important to watch TV, so why give them any power over you? I mean really why do people put up with this? It's almost as if people are too lazy to defend their privacy and too eager to whine about their problems or something.

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    14. Re:Ah well ... by uniquename72 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess then you stick a picture of an empty room in front of it. Naaah...goatse.
    15. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I used to have them for Internet, TV and phone, but they just kept jacking the prices up. So I dumped the TV and phone service and kept the Internet and got AT&T VoIP for my phone. Haven't had cable TV since and haven't missed it (not for what those assholes charge.) Bloodsuckers.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    16. Re:Ah well ... by yuriyg · · Score: 1

      I wanted to rate this 'Funny', but clicked the wrong item in the list. Replying to cancel.

    17. Re:Ah well ... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about all that tape... hmmm, I might set it up so that Comcast spies^H^H^H^H^H^H employees can watch hours and hours of JibJab making fun of political figures. I might even play some YouTube videos of Richard Dawkins for them. Even better! I'll pipe al jazera tv to them 24/7.
      Or maybe just set up a IR light box about 1.5 inches from the lens and let them watch the bright bright IR light. Power it from the box's switched outlet and whenever it is turned on the camera will be washed out with IR.

      Perhaps if I repeatedly flash 'kill yourself' or 'kill bush' so it can be seen for a frame every 15 seconds we'll get to use subliminal messaging in reverse?

      Noooooo, rick astely video 24/7 !!!!!

    18. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      True.. I suppose you could tape a picture of a celebrity over the camera, or maybe a picture of Comcast CEO Brian Roberts. "Good Evening, BRIAN, automatically tunning to FOX News. You're welcome."

    19. Re:Ah well ... by jeebusroxors · · Score: 1

      Or just be in the room...RFID drivers licenses and all....

    20. Re:Ah well ... by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Canceling your comcast service after the installation of camera hardware is a violation of the DMCA and PATRIOT acts; sorry.

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      Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    21. Re:Ah well ... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would just put my cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Boba Fett in the living room. :)
      ... And if you don't have the space for both cardboard cut-outs, just combine the two... call it boob-fetts ...

      [badum-ching]
    22. Re:Ah well ... by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      they can't make that illegal because they've already told to lay in plenty of duct tape in case of a chemical attack.

      "Make the most of Indian hemp seed and sow it everywhere!" - George Washington

    23. Re:Ah well ... by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're on Slashdot, home to the finest trolls in the galaxy, and the best you could come up with is a Rickroll?

      C'mon, at least step it up to 2girls1cup

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    24. Re:Ah well ... by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is one privacy issue that a little electrical tape can cure easily.

      Naw, just point it back at the TV set, and put it on E! all the time.

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      If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
    25. Re:Ah well ... by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean really why do people put up with this? It's almost as if people are too lazy to defend their privacy and too eager to whine about their problems or something.

      In a way, whining about this in a widely read forum like Slashdot, is defending our privacy. Public awareness is the first step towards stopping things like this. Now the American public has an almost zero attention span, so awareness has to be loud and alarmist to even register on the social consciousness. To add to that problem, the evening news is alarmist about everything because it gains ratings, but further buries any real problems from getting the attention they need in order to be resolved.

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    26. Re:Ah well ... by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except when your favorite program is on. Then you give it a picture of the crowd at the Super Bowl.

      rj

    27. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, Hillary is coming. She doesn't have to spy on you, or get a warrant to search on you. She can just get 2 of her "supporters" and STEAL your passport records...

    28. Re:Ah well ... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      This is one privacy issue that a little electrical tape can cure easily. I'd suggest a ball peen hammer. You know, because tape can fall off.
    29. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you cover up the lens, the cable box goes "Your papers, please." Then you'll have to type your SSN or passport number in with the remote before you can watch TV.

      Shamelessle and blatantly stolen from A Child's Garden of Grass: A Pre-Legalization Comedy (1971)

      "Your paperss, pleass!"
      "Uh, but I only got a pipe, man."
      "Zen you'll haff to come vith ME!"

      But seriously (boo! he's serious!), is there ANY evil the corporations won't stoop to? Time to take all those lame stale lawyer jokes and rework them to Capitalist jokes. Even you athiests have to agree with what the bible says about the love of money.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    30. Re:Ah well ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      They found a better replacement for hemp before outlawing it. It wouldn't be the same.

    31. Re:Ah well ... by William-Ely · · Score: 1
      As long as the camera isn't sending data back to Comcast then I don't see what the big deal is. Sure the potential for abuse is there but the idea behind this technology is to make it easier for people to watch TV and to play Chinpokomon commercials whenever the kids are in the room and Girls Gone Wild ads when there's just me^H^H a guy on the couch.

      Personally, I don't like to watch TV mostly because of the commercials. I don't need to be reminded that (product X) exists every 15 minutes, sometimes twice in one commercial break. I'd rather fall down a flight of stairs than go to the movies for similar reasons. I'm sure they make pills for people who think like me.

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    32. Re:Ah well ... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but I think you might want to do some more reading on the subject before saying things like that.

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      Experience teaches only the teachable. -AH
    33. Re:Ah well ... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Uh, mods... this may be funny too, but someone please mark it insightful...

      Many seem to be unaware that it was once illegal not to grow hemp in these here united states.

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      Experience teaches only the teachable. -AH
    34. Re:Ah well ... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      That is one of the best comedy albums in existence IMNSHO. Pity that you have to use the vinyl version in order to understand one of the jokes since it doesn't make sense if you use a digital copy.

      That said, even though I am one of those "you atheists", I do agree that the love of money does strange things to humans but at the same time the "love" of anything can do strange things to anyone.

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    35. Re:Ah well ... by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean really why do people put up with this? It's almost as if people are too lazy to defend their privacy and too eager to whine about their problems or something.

      There are a whole group of people who "defend their privacy" in cases like this simply by avoiding such products and services. These people have no social impact *at all*, because they don't say anything - which means everyone else thinks that "no one cares".

      What that means is simple: Yes, you should actively defend your privacy by avoiding intrusive services. But you also need to whine about it on the internet to let others know that someone cares.

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      -- The act of censorship is always worse than whatever is being censored. Always.
    36. Re:Ah well ... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it's called Humboldt County marijuana...;)

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    37. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old and busted - 2girls1cup
      New hotness - Kids in the Sandbox

      Posting AC to avoid watching my Karma implode.

    38. Re:Ah well ... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      In a way, whining about this in a widely read forum like Slashdot, is defending our privacy Two points. First, no it isn't. It's whining. Second, Slashdot isn't really that big, and the audience is very self-selecting for certain points of view. Stories like this are fodder for the feedback loop.
    39. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      then you know what I do? I unplug the fscker, cancel my service [not that I'd deal with comcast in the first place] and go post on slashdot or something. it really isn't that important to watch TV

      I know this is going to come as a shock to you non-geezers, but you can watch TV without cable! There's satellite TV (several providers IINM) and good old trusty rabbit ears (my rabbit ears are amplified and deliver a very good picture) or roof antenna.

      When I was a kid we only had three channels, and that was in the St Louis Metro area! I'm in dinky little Springfield IL now, and I can pick up nine channels.

      Yeah, I could get dozens of channels with cable but so what? When I had cable I didn't watch very many anyway. If there's a program on cable I want to watch I'll go to a bar (I'm usually in one anyway). I used to like The Discovery Channel before they started sucking. Instead of "The Andromeda Galaxy: little known secrets" now there's "Painting race cars: little known secrets". They have ESPN on and there's... championship POKER??? Pool? WTF is next, twiddly winks?

      At least when I was a kid there was Ernie Kovacs and Red Skelton. You young whippersnappers don't know what you're missing.

      If they impliment this I'm going to have to make another article alomg the lines of Good Riddance to Bad Tech about bad tech we SHOULD get rid of... maybe add it to Dog-Slow Technologies and rename the sucker.

      -mcgrew

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    40. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 2

      Or the camera operates on a wavelength duct tape is transparent to.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    41. Re:Ah well ... by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Don't worry, Hillary is coming. She doesn't have to spy on you, or get a warrant to search on you. She can just get 2 of her "supporters" and STEAL your passport records...

      As much as I despise Hillary, the passport thing wasn't her fault. CNN is now reporting that all three remaining candidates have had their passport files breached. So, in other words, it's Bush's fault.

    42. Re:Ah well ... by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      This would only be true if the FBI posted a link to your cable box's webcam
      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/20/2323247

      Grump

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      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    43. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they make pills for people who think like me.

      Indeed they do, they're called "analgesics" and they're for helping with the headaches that result from watching too many commercials. I hate going to the movies for the same reason: forty minutes of advertising followed by a mediocre Hollywood product. The theaters around me have been including local advertising too: often nothing but a goddamn slideshow of local car dealers and other businesses. That really torques me off: I have to pay eighteen bucks (yes, I have a girlfriend) to be subject to a bunch of billboards? Screw that.

      The problem with any digital camera placed in a remotely-accessible device not owned by the consumer is that remote monitoring might not be in the initial version, but could be put there by a surreptitious firmware upgrade. It could even be enabled selectively if law enforcement decides they want to watch someone. That would probably happen without the customer's knowledge too. Besides, Comcast's record on cooperation with law enforcement has not been good (from the citizen's perspective) and this is a device I can simply do without.

      Of course, let's also not forget that this is a device that will be placed on what is effectively a public network, and odds are sooner or later someone will crack it. Last thing I want are movies of me and my significant other having a good time pasted all over the Internet. No thanks, and I don't trust anyone's disclaimer that "this device is perfectly secure." No such thing.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    44. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You do realize this is intended to "customize user preferences", right?

    45. Re:Ah well ... by StJohnsWort · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "No, they can't make that illegal because they've already told to lay in plenty of duct tape in case of a chemical attack."

      Then when you use it like that, they will start coming out with labels on duct tape saying its a federal offense to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

    46. Re:Ah well ... by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, no it isn't. It's whining.

      OK, how would you suggest raising public awareness about this? I only heard about it because it was posted here in Slashdot.

      Slashdot isn't really that big, and the audience is very self-selecting for certain points of view.

      Says user number 1,243,248. If Slashdot were a city that population would make it the ninth largest city in the US, between San Diego and Dallas. Yes audience is self selecting, this is a site mostly made of nerds with a libertarian bent. There is, at least, an effort to stay informed and back up statements with facts.

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    47. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess then you stick a picture of an empty room in front of it.
      Naaah...goatse.
      You guys call yourselves nerds? Pshaw! Duct tape? Pictures of goatse? We can do better than that! Find the nastiest, most offensive (yet legal of course, no kittie porn you sicko) video you can and have it repeat itself. Take the damned converter box apart, cut the damned camera wires and splice your video output there.

      OR take out the camera, extend the wires, and stick it pointing out the window.

      OR if you're a REALLY smart uber nerd who makes me and most of us look like this guy, hack into Comcast's internal security network, find the feed from the camera in their restroom (you know a corporation this evil HAS to have cameras in the rest rooms) and patch THAT in.

      -mcgrew
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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    48. Re:Ah well ... by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Trolls must not read the news....
      All the candidates were hit

      InnerWeb

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    49. Re:Ah well ... by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are correct. If Slashdot was a city, it would be a very large city. Would it be the largest city in the world? No, it would be 9th largest in the biggest country in the world... Oh wait, I mean it would be "among the large cities" for a "country that is also fairly large".

      Face it, Slashdot is a SMALL community.

    50. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! We've got to get up off our arses and stop just talking about it! It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one single vote in congress. So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere! This is a complete waste of time!

      What's that? They have already implemented it in a few homes? - Right! This calls for immediate discussion! Completely new motion, eh, that, ah-- that there be, ah, immediate action .. once the vote's been taken (you can't act another resolution till you've voted on it)...

      (blatant Monty Python rip ;)

    51. Re:Ah well ... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Or a centerfold of a men's magazine in front of the camera.
      Comcast is getting scary with their methods. I wonder if they hired old KGB, Gestapo or other dictator agents for this?

    52. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And most Americans would agree saying "why would you block the camera if you didn't have something to hide?"

      I doubt that. We are talking the living room here. Presumably even judges get a little action in front of the TV set now and then, and very few people want their sexual activities visible to anyone, whether or not they have anything to "hide". Not everything which is deliberately hidden from the public's (or law enforcement's) view is criminal, you know ... something that more people should understand. And they will, as we move inexorably towards a true surveillance state.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    53. Re:Ah well ... by Omestes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Face it, Slashdot is a SMALL community.

      Not to commit /. boosterism, but what, then, is a large community? A million people is a lot of people, a whole lot of people. Before the internet got large (since what, 95?) I doubt we ever would have considered >1m to be small.

      Besides it isn't about /. being an action network, its about, to use distasteful political speak, conscious raising. If you have a million or so concerned individuals, these individuals have friends, participate in other forums, etc... thus a local fervor on /. can spread wildly to other areas, since 1m people is pretty good for critical momentum. What local group in meatspace do you belong where you have the potential to be heard by this number of people, especially in a conversational format? Look at the Digg brouhaha last May 1, for an example. Also with such a large userbase, and such a huge amount of content, /. is over represented on places like Google (where we are often #1 in the news section lately), which do, potentially, have a wider reach.

      I also wouldn't say that we're that limited in the ideologies of the user-base. I'd say we skew towards mid-high income brackets, and towards the more libertarian techies, but thats not to say that they are a large majority. Look how many left-right, socialism-libertarianism debates plague YRO daily. We even have a share of Christian fundies resident. And while American's are the majority, we definitely have a LARGE share of folk from other countries/cultures to balance things out.

      We represent a large array of international basement dwellers, in other words.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    54. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They will probably also broadcast fake child pornography (e.g. only an announcement) and throw everyone who dared staying in front of their TV set into jail.

    55. Re:Ah well ... by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I mean really why do people put up with this? It's almost as if people are too lazy to defend their privacy and too eager to whine about their problems or something.
      That's easy. The companies will do whatever they want as long as people continue to pay for it. You want to stop stuff like this? You're going to have to convince a lot of people it's worth giving up TV over. Good luck with that, I've seen what the priorities of the average American are.
    56. Re:Ah well ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Synthetic materials are far superior to hemp for the purposed George Washington would have used it for.

      Most potheads who have the "Hemp will save the world" attitude seem to gloss over issues of ropes rotting and needing replaced on ships every 8 months to a year where synthetic ropes would last 3 years before showing signs of stress and needing replaced. Something that was somewhat important in the middle of a world war. They like to claim that Dupont and 3M caused hemp to become illegal so as to sell their chemical ropes. Hell, Burlap replaced hemp years ago with Jute, Abaca and Flax fibers because they were superior.

      When the government banned hemp, there was already replacements on the market that were superior.

    57. Re:Ah well ... by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Maybe I am just biased. I grew up in Pinellas County, Florida, which has roughly a million people in it. My current county has roughly 1,000,000 people in it. So if you took that many people, and flung them out across the world (with a decent density in the United States), you would have a fair representation of Slashdot. I don't consider it impressive, sorry.

    58. Re:Ah well ... by William-Ely · · Score: 1
      I agree with you entirely.

      The scary thing is that a lot of people will opt in for this kind of device without thinking through all the possible consequences. I think it's illegal to photograph children for commercial purposes without parental consent. The device must get around this through a EULA or a contract when you sign up. The thought of the _possibility_ that some stranger could be watching my kids through this box is reason enough not to get one.

      Maybe I should skip the tinfoil hat and go straight to work on a house sized Faraday Cage.

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    59. Re:Ah well ... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
      I'm not a pothead, I don't use it at all. Again, I suggest you do more reading into both the history and current technology involving hemp.

      Hell, Burlap replaced hemp years ago with Jute, Abaca and Flax fibers because they were superior.
      Um... what? Seriously you are not helping your cause by saying nonsense like that.
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      Experience teaches only the teachable. -AH
    60. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know it was even on CD; my CD of it is sampled from a cassette that was recorded from vinyl.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    61. Re:Ah well ... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      You're just a sadist is what you are. :-D

    62. Re:Ah well ... by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Well, if it was a real camera, I'd worry about it, but from descriptions, it's little more than a glorified IR sensor. The idea is only for it to be able to discern basic body size and shape so it can, at a simple level using inexpensive sensors and very little CPU power, determine if it's the Mother, Father, or which child who is currently in front of the TV. It's also an idea they're playing with in a lab, not in a production box. Personally, I think it makes a WHOLE lot more sense to put a simple biometric finger scanner in the remote itself (or just a pin number you can enter) than it does to have a camera in the set top box. Of course, then the remote becomes a proprietary (required) device in order to benefit from the convenience of auto-programming favorites and such, but that's not a bad deal if it's a good quality, programable, universal remote.

      Also, Comcast doesn't need to know who is in your house... It makes no difference to them in any way. All they care about is what channel you are watching, for how long, and do you fast-forward through commercials. This information is used to sell local and national advertising and to determing viewership of programs. Based on what channels you watch, how many TVs are in your house, and where you live, they have a pretty friggin good idea of how you fit demographically into their ability to sell advertising. they really don't give a shit if it's the wife or husband who watches the food network, either way, that person is obviously interested in food. If that house is in the slums where rent is about $300 a month, they can likely bet you're not interested in commercials about $1000 espresso machines...

      They know what time you watch TV, what channels you watch, your demographic, they can usually guess your race, and more based on where you live and your viewing habits. Providing a system for the TV to detect who is who and preset chanel line-ups for them only makes it easier for people to use, and thus addict you to a service you may not be able to get from their competitor. Knowing if it's the wife, husband, or 10 year old boy who's watching porn has NOTHING to do with it.

      More over, if any information collected by the box would go back to Comcast, that has to be clearly detailed for the customer, and there must by federal law be an opt-out (or in some states and opt-in) system, and the use of the feedback system can not be legally required as a contract term.

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    63. Re:Ah well ... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      LOL. I'm canceling my cable anyways since I can get it all for free on the web.

      I'm laughing hysterically since if you are right and electrical tape shuts the device down... I can just build a little box and do puppet theater in front of the cablebox.

      I almost want to get one of these sons of bitches so that it will recognize the drunk grandma puppet and record what advertising it thinks "puppets" watch.

      In all seriousness I could never get one of these things though. Indecent Exposure and all that nonsense.

    64. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn it. If I knew they had Painting Racecars: Little Known Secrets... I would have actually had to subscribe!

      Now there is a TV show I can learn something usable from! My racecar needs new paint bad...

      And no, I'm not kidding. 87 Porsche 944 racing in NASA 944 Cup.

    65. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... And if you don't have the space for both cardboard cut-outs, just combine the two... call it boob-fetts ...

      Or maybe Boba-Fetish.

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    66. Re:Ah well ... by Pebble · · Score: 1

      Off topic:
      Not sure about the athiests, never met one, but us atheists can agree about a lot in the bible. Except the supernatural stuff.

    67. Re:Ah well ... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      And most Americans would agree saying "why would you block the camera if you didn't have something to hide?"

      I doubt that. We are talking the living room here.


      Um, no we're not. Quite a lot of Americans also have TV sets in their bedrooms. It might be interesting to see the reactions of people when told that at least one cable company is "experimenting" with "camera technologies" inside the set-top box. Many of them will instantly start to imagine the footage that it might be collecting.

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    68. Re:Ah well ... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 0

      I didn't know child pornography was available from Comcast...

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    69. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That was the point I was trying to make: this is a camera in the home.

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    70. Re:Ah well ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. OK, Put up or shut up then. I told you how things are, you simply want to act like it is different somehow without any specifics so put up or shut up.

      I stand by what I said, when they took hemp from us, there were superior replacements on the market.

      Oh, just in case your brain is fried from all the pot, "When" it referring to a specific time. Current is quite a long ways past "when". Current tech has nothing to do with what was available when they took hemp from us. You need to stay sober long enough to understand the argument.

      And yes, burlap, once made almost exclusively of hemp, is now made of jute, abaca, and or flax now because they are better then hemp.

    71. Re:Ah well ... by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Duct-tape a piece of lead in front of the lens. Problem solved.

    72. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True.

      The reason this won't fly is the same reason that videophones haven't caught on yet-- most people don't like the idea of a camera pointed at them, even if it's just a friend on a videophone.
      Never mind that you could turn it off, or put a custom graphic in place, etc.

      Don't trust me, ask some random people on the street how they would feel about a videophone, or a TV that could watch them. Most people just can't get past the idea that someone can SEE them.

    73. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are some number for you to consider. There are 158,000 US troops in Iraq, there were 156,000 allied troops that landed on D-Day. That's about 1/8th the number of Slashdot readers.

    74. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a widely read forum like Slashdot

      HAH! That's a good one. Sorry, but while Slashdot may have a relatively large "geek" audience, it isn't really read by anyone else, and complaining about things on Slashdot is just preaching to the choire.

    75. Re:Ah well ... by Tom_RFD · · Score: 1

      | If you cover up the lens, the cable box goes "Your papers, please." Then you'll have to type your SSN or passport number in with the remote before you can watch TV.

      What's wrong with that? Then you'd go outside. And not trust your cable company. Both good things!

    76. Re:Ah well ... by Armadni+General · · Score: 1

      No, it's just the number of slashdot accounts. The number of at least semi-frequent readers is a fraction of that. The active community that actually cares is even smaller.

    77. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have that record! how about some "stick game?" love it!

    78. Re:Ah well ... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Well I guess a warning label stating that the cable company is watching you so that they can sell the video to whom ever for any price might be accepted by those who say, "if you have nothing to hide, then why be concerned." I guess the concept of someone always looking at me just kind of creeps me out. I think that the people that are inventing this billion dollar concept will become villains; But if these same people would invent a device that looked for cancer, or mapping the information of the brain, then they would be heroes.

      I will say this, "that watching Youtube, as a joke, you see your asshole neighbor pleasuring themselves in front of the TV would never get old, especially when their image is printed and posted all over the neighborhood." My teenage daughter just suggested the idea of using a screen projector to show the same vedio on the side a building; Now THAT is just sick.

    79. Re:Ah well ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      My teenage daughter just suggested the idea of using a screen projector to show the same vedio on the side a building; Now THAT is just sick.

      I agree. I think you need to sit her down and have a long heart-to-heart.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    80. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity (noun): The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    81. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know child pornography was available from Comcast...

      Yeah, you can subscribe for $5/mo. For $5000/mo you can also subscribe to their service where they don't tell everyone you're subscribing to the kiddieporn channel. You can cancel either subscription at any time.

    82. Re:Ah well ... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      The gas pump has now started asking for my zip code.... Isn't there an air base in Alaska where we can warehouse these characters?

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    83. Re:Ah well ... by novakreo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot isn't really that big, and the audience is very self-selecting for certain points of view.

      Says user number 1,243,248. If Slashdot were a city that population would make it the ninth largest city in the US, between San Diego and Dallas. Yes audience is self selecting, this is a site mostly made of nerds with a libertarian bent. There is, at least, an effort to stay informed and back up statements with facts. Do you really believe those 1,243,248 accounts belong to 1,243,248 active, unique users? You've gotta be kidding.
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    84. Re:Ah well ... by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      Well I would have to do something before I smoked that bowl. . . Wonder how many people you could catch at 420. . .

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    85. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your rabbit ears won't be useful too much longer.

    86. Re:Ah well ... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      A company dares to filter their users packets and breaking their connection in case they use P2P, even for GNU Linux won't send all your viewing habits to big brother (themselves) and share with other big brothers in case you disable their camera?
      Even "user has disabled camera with a duct tape at xx:xx at $DATE" is a precious data.

    87. Re:Ah well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live here in Springfield, IL also. I took in my cable box yesterday. I was not happy when Comcast completely took over the cable services from Insight. I understand they jointly ran this area under Insight's name, that could be bunk, but it is what an Insight advertising agent told me when I complained last year about the sell-out to Comcast.

      There was a line of people at the office when I dropped off my box. One thing I did notice was the chatter in the line. It was made up of residents 35+ in age and they were talking about dropping service due to rate increases. Many mentioned they talked to their respective legislative representatives about their disgust with the entire deal. That is one thing many people forget to do. They do not talk to the people they elect. Granted each of these people talking also stated "For what good it will do" in reference to their elected officials doing anything. Which is probably why few people complain to politicians anymore.

      I had my satellite system hooked up earlier this week. I had not had anything but rabbit ears for television for more than ten years, but new roommate wants television so if they are paying, I am fine with that. Now to find a different internet provider. I hate Comcast and I hate AT&T, so I am down to the WiMax/Wireless companies. Time to do some research.

    88. Re:Ah well ... by xeoron · · Score: 1

      Mine too, but I merely refused their set-top box. I figure, either MythTV or direct connection with no ComCrap box and extra fees.

    89. Re:Ah well ... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they will. Over the air broadcasting will stil be there, just not analog. The rabbit ears will pick up the digital signals just fine. I already have my converter box coupon.

      Rabbit ears also make an excellent FM radio antenna.

      Link and link and a more detailed link

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    90. Re:Ah well ... by cgreuter · · Score: 1

      Using the electrical tape will be classed as theft,

      Okay, fine. I'll use duct tape instead.

  2. Nope. by Cowclops · · Score: 1

    They will never succeed in getting this technology in people's homes in the first place. People would just say "Nah i'll take the one WITHOUT the camera built in." And that'll be the end of that.

    1. Re:Nope. by alexbartok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That depends on the marketing strategy. If it's a `cool new device for interacting with your friends`, I'm sure they'll get not so tech-savy or privacy-savy people to buy it.

    2. Re:Nope. by hkgroove · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the camwhores that will want to show off for the cable guys.

    3. Re:Nope. by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Exactly. Who would possibly want this -- do I want the channel changing when my wife walks in the room and in front of the couch?

      If they simply must market such a technology, at least put a biometric device on the remote. That would have to work better than some mysterious body shape recognition, give them the same marketing information and I can still watch Sanford and Son reruns in my underwear.

    4. Re:Nope. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for everyone, but as a resident of New York City, the idea that someone might look into your living room isn't all that creepy. I personally can see directly into a couple dozen living rooms in the building across the street. With a telescope, I could see into hundreds. Similarly, people can look into mine any night that I don't close the blinds (which is most of the time).

      The question is: why would anyone want to do that? And if they did, so what? If I was doing something where I wanted privacy, I'd just avoid the camera, block it, or what have you - same as the shades. Can you imagine how much money I could win from Comcast if I had evidence that they recorded me without some kind of court order? My God, it would be like winning the lottery!

      I don't have cable, but if I did I would probably think that a box that automatically adjusted to my viewing habits was pretty darned cool.

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    5. Re:Nope. by Tortooga · · Score: 1

      Yeah - just like they'll say "no, I don't want the FBI to be able to tap my phone" and "no, I don't want the fed. gov't. to have seemingly unchecked power." Riiiight. Bah, bah, bah. Follow the leader. People will accept this with open arms. And then anybody concerned with their privacy will get the old "well, if you aren't doing anything wrong, why do you care?" This is seriously a TERRIBLE thing!

    6. Re:Nope. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Unless they don't tell you about it and it is just their at their convenience. I suggest taking any new box apart and looking for a camera. If present, mark it's location and take a picture of you reading the bible on the couch. Pin the picture so it looks as if the box is looking at you on the couch.

      Then if you do something stupid like "beat up a comcast exec", you can demand the pictures to prove your alibi.

    7. Re:Nope. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      That could actually be a selling point.. Having it change the channel if your wife wakes up and walks into the room in the middle of the night... Might save your butt.. ;)

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    8. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If they simply must market such a technology, at least put a biometric device on the remote. That would have to work better than some mysterious body shape recognition, give them the same marketing information and I can still watch Sanford and Son reruns in my underwear. Yeah, about that... They really want you to stop doing that.
    9. Re:Nope. by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      at least put a biometric device on the remote.
      Wouldn't that spawn a whole new level of arguing over who gets to hold the remote?

      On a somewhat related tangent: living with my present girlfriend is the first time I've ever gone without any broadcast on purpose (we use the TV for DVDs only). It was a bit weird at first, but over a year later I mostly only miss The Daily Show... which I can sort of* get online anyway.

      *I say sort of because their website seems to have been designed by one armed baboons. Yes I know it's in beta.

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    10. Re:Nope. by afedaken · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Who would possibly want this -- do I want the channel changing when my wife walks in the room and in front of the couch? Well *I* want this, specifically to change to a channel of your wife walking in to the room and changing in front of the couch. :-)
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    11. Re:Nope. by pentalive · · Score: 1

      I suggest taking any new box apart and looking for a camera. If present, mark it's location and take a picture of you reading the bible on the couch.


      That's fine until they decide it's the bible readers they want to round up.
    12. Re:Nope. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Just because you are too stupid to care about your own privacy does not preclude me from not only wanting it, but getting it as well.

    13. Re:Nope. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      No need for name calling. I'm not taking anything away from you - just suggesting that this actually could be a cool feature for those of us who aren't quite so, um, wound up tight about privacy. You always have the option of declining the feature or disabling the box with a piece of tape.

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    14. Re:Nope. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      you're still an idiot if you don't value privacy.

    15. Re:Nope. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Can't we stop the name calling? Jeeze.

      Privacy is not an absolute, binary thing. You don't have it or not have it - there are degrees of privacy. A lot of people don't mind living in a city environment where some of their privacy is lost. In return they gain a lifestyle that they prefer.

      That does not make them idiots.

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    16. Re:Nope. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It'll probably end up like cell phones. At some point, most models will have that feature by default and you won't have much of a choice, unless you want the stripped down model that lacks other features you probably want like DVR capability or something like that.

    17. Re:Nope. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      This is not "in a City Environment" where you can close the drapes or simply talk more quietly. This is being OK with being monitored. You are an idiot. I know it may be hard to grasp right away. However, coming to terms with your own inefficient brain workings will at least put you at peace with yourself.

    18. Re:Nope. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I may be an idiot, but at least I can grasp the concept that a piece of duct tape slapped over a camera lens is analogous to closing curtains.

      That and the retirement fund I would get if I ever caught them spying on me.

      But I don't know how to make a tinfoil hat, so I must be an idiot. The government mind-reading spy rays are clearly affecting my ability to reason.

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  3. Why the frag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the *frag* are cameras in the set-top boxes to begin with?

    It sounds like we need a constitutional amendment giving us the explicit right to privacy. (We'd probably need it to state explicitly that it was not to be used in the context of the abortion debate, or it would never pass.)

    1. Re:Why the frag by Numbah+One · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure Comcast will say they are going to sell some type of video phone service or something similar to justify putting the camera in the box. If asked why all boxes have a camera rather than some with and some without, Comcast could come back with some excuse indicating that it is cheaper for them to stock a single type of box rather than multiple types that could result in shortages and poor customer service.

  4. Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by LuminaireX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note to self: no more sex in the living room.

    1. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by ashridah · · Score: 1

      No kidding. This would probably kill their adult movie channels pretty quickly if word got out that some deviant at comcast was recording people watching the channels.

    2. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by tgd · · Score: 1

      Its okay, just wipe up with your cable bill. Its sort of win-win.

    3. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by youngdev · · Score: 1

      or who knows, your living room antics might be the next goatse or starwars kid (I love thos vids). Tell you what though, I see the first application for this being 14 year old myspace hookers. If only comcast realized the goldmine this might be.

    4. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by Fatal67 · · Score: 1

      Note to Self:

      Unsubscribe to LuminaireX's living room video feed.

    5. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to self: more sex in the living room.

    6. Re:Ceiling Comcast watches you masturbate by Himring · · Score: 1

      You mean, by yourself? Reminds me of that Dangerfield joke:

      "Most kids are scared when they first have sex. I was scared. I was all alone...." --Rodney Dangerfield

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  5. 1984 by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A 'bit' like 1984? Who in the hell would go for this? Americans seem to have managed to convince their politicians and corporations that they have no interest in freedom at all.

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    1. Re:1984 by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, we could say it's a lot like "Huckleberry Finn", only that wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

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    2. Re:1984 by George+Beech · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Politicians and corporations seem to have managed to convince Americans that they have no interest in freedom at all

      fixed it for ya

    3. Re:1984 by Lazarian · · Score: 1

      It was only a couple days ago that /. had an article outlining Time magazines poll stating that most americans don't care about government surveilance (which I think is a load of BS). But it seems that instead of asking people outright what they thought of being spied upon, they posed the question along the lines of "do you think the government is too secretive", and stated that "see folks, nobody thinks it's a bad thing". Fuck them.

    4. Re:1984 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I think the story of Lady Godiva is apropos.

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    5. Re:1984 by coaxial · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A 'bit' like 1984? Actually this more reminds of Max Headroom.

      Who in the hell would go for this? The vast majority of people.

      Americans seem to have managed to convince their politicians and corporations that they have no interest in freedom at all Because a majority Americans apparently don't.

      Oh and this is perfectly okay since it's a corporation and not a government because companies are beholden to a small number of hyper wealthy share holders as opposed to the populous. And companies never do anything wrong! Why would they? I mean look at the housing market. Rolling along! Look at the energy markets where it was finally let loose of the yoke of government regulation! Enron! Worldcom! Bear Stearns! These are pillars of industry. Truly, we should simply have more faith in the wisdom of our betters.
    6. Re:1984 by psydeshow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FREE CABLE* if you watch more than 30 hours of the History Channel each month.

      *Use of set-top attention monitor required.

      If allowing the camera into your home could save you $90 per month, you might consider it. Especially if you "have nothing to hide".

    7. Re:1984 by smolloy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, lots of stuff on /. that is compared to 1984 isn't like the book at all, but I thought, for once, that people were using the comparison correctly. As you said, it's entirely voluntary, but the thing that most people here (including me) are worrying about is that it may not continue to be voluntary -- especially once law enforcement realise how stunningly useful it could be.

      Sooner or later someone will apply "think of the children" logic, and we'll all have one of these in our living rooms.

    8. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it may not continue to be voluntary

      By that logic, cakes are evil. Sure, it's voluntary to eat them now, but what happens when you are force-fed cakes by law?

      If you aren't concerned with voluntary cameras in homes, but are concerned with involuntary cameras in homes, then complain when somebody suggests involuntary cameras in homes.

    9. Re:1984 by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Well, I've always wanted to be on 'Big Brother'.

      Oh, wait...

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    10. Re:1984 by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      Well, we could say it's a lot like "Huckleberry Finn", only that wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

      I beg to differ, young man! Have you actually read said tome? It's public domain and online in several places. I shall quote the first part of chapter II:

      WE went tiptoeing along a path amongst the trees back towards the end of the widow's garden, stooping down so as the branches wouldn't scrape our heads. When we was passing by the kitchen I fell over a root and made a noise. We scrouched down and laid still. Miss Watson's big nigger, named Jim, was setting in the kitchen door; we could see him pretty clear, because there was a light behind him. He got up and stretched his neck out about a minute, listening. Then he says:

            "Who dah?"

            He listened some more; then he come tiptoeing down and stood right between us; we could a touched him, nearly. Well, likely it was minutes and minutes that there warn't a sound, and we all there so close together. There was a place on my ankle that got to itching, but I dasn't scratch it; and then my ear begun to itch; and next my back, right between my shoulders. Seemed like I'd die if I couldn't scratch. Well, I've noticed that thing plenty times since. If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy -- if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places. Pretty soon Jim says:

            "Say, who is you? Whar is you? Dog my cats ef I didn' hear sumf'n. Well, I know what I's gwyne to do: I's gwyne to set down here and listen tell I hears it agin."

            So he set down on the ground betwixt me and Tom. He leaned his back up against a tree, and stretched his legs out till one of them most touched one of mine. My nose begun to itch. It itched till the tears come into my eyes. But I dasn't scratch. Then it begun to itch on the inside. Next I got to itching underneath. I didn't know how I was going to set still. This miserableness went on as much as six or seven minutes; but it seemed a sight longer than that. I was itching in eleven different places now. I reckoned I couldn't stand it more'n a minute longer, but I set my teeth hard and got ready to try. Just then Jim begun to breathe heavy; next he begun to snore -- and then I was pretty soon comfortable again.

            Tom he made a sign to me -- kind of a little noise with his mouth -- and we went creeping away on our hands and knees. When we was ten foot off Tom whispered to me, and wanted to tie Jim to the tree for fun. But I said no; he might wake and make a disturbance, and then they'd find out I warn't in. Then Tom said he hadn't got candles enough, and he would slip in the kitchen and get some more. I didn't want him to try. I said Jim might wake up and come. But Tom wanted to resk it; so we slid in there and got three candles, and Tom laid five cents on the table for pay. Then we got out, and I was in a sweat to get away; but nothing would do Tom but he must crawl to where Jim was, on his hands and knees, and play something on him. I waited, and it seemed a good while, everything was so still and lonesome.
      Yeah, it was low tech but gees it was the 1800s! Back then they thought to go to the moon you'd be shot from a cannon.

      The public domain is a good place. Too bad he's dead, Jim.

      -mcgrew
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    11. Re:1984 by no-body · · Score: 1

      Americans that they have no interest in freedom at all

      WHAT ?
      No interest? - you're kiddin..
      "Freedom" is one of the highest values in this (US) country. Freedom of movement to travel anywhere (except maybe Cuba - that's not freedom anyway to go there), freedom of speech and expression.
      Freedom is defended at high cost - take Iraq casualties (make sure to count both sides), war expenses and what has to be sacrificed for that as an example.
      Or - the freedom to make profit - very high valued - if somebody hinders you, you can take them to court or snuff them out in other ways - you'd have to be rich or a corporation, though.
      US is a free country - one of the freest country in the world - has a great and free democracy.
      Or - freedom to carry a weapon - try to take this freedom away from somebody, make sure to wear a bullet-proof vest

      Seriously - freedom has extreme value in the US and how it is pulled off that people swallow this hypocrisy demands admiration.

    12. Re:1984 by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      Only when speaking of the grammatical abilities of Americans. Or, for that matter, some slashdotters

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    13. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans seem to have let politicians and corporations manage to convince Americans that they have no interest in freedom at all

      Fixed it for ya.

    14. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm getting really sick of this argument:

      Freedom is defended at high cost - take Iraq casualties (make sure to count both sides), war expenses and what has to be sacrificed for that as an example.
      The Iraq war isn't making us free. It wasn't something that the people of Iraq wanted, it was simply that there's oil there. I've heard through a couple of NCO (non-commissioned officers) that the government wanted to go into Iraq for the oil.

      I'm very glad, that you mention to be sure to count both sides. Most of the time, people only look at the lives of their country's soldiers as the cost. If anything, Iraq has made Americans less free than before.
    15. Re:1984 by mc2thaH · · Score: 1

      If we don't give up our freedoms then the terrorists have won!!!!!1

    16. Re:1984 by smolloy · · Score: 1
      Because voluntary cameras in homes are potentially the start of a slippery slope to involuntary cameras. The same is not true of voluntary cake.

      Mmmmm... Cake.

    17. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because voluntary cameras in homes are potentially the start of a slippery slope to involuntary cameras.

      Emphasis added. When you use slippery slope arguments, you have to show the inevitability or strong likelihood of the latter scenario arising from the former scenario. I think the idea that a voluntary scheme like this making legally mandated in-house surveillance significantly more likely is ludicrous, and thus the slippery-slope argument is fallacious. If you wish to argue otherwise, you have to show that this scheme will in fact make it significantly more likely to cause legally mandated in-house surveillance. Otherwise you are talking nonsense.

      This is the reason why the cake example is silly. The available of cake to be eaten doesn't significantly increase the possibility that it will become law to force-feed people cake. And the availability of schemes like this doesn't significantly increase the possibility that it will become law that you must submit to government surveillance in your own home. The idea that this is the start of a slippery slope is as silly as the availability of cake being the start of a slippery slope.

    18. Re:1984 by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Look, I think this is a stupid idea and there's no way I'd let one into my house, but it's not like 1984. Hardly anything compared to it actually is.

      It's a TV that watches you, and you don't see the similarity to 1984?

    19. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't. A webcam can do just the same thing. Nobody thinks they are "big brother". Hey, you know there are microphones all over your house? And there's even one in your pocket? Phones can monitor you too, you know.

      The defining characteristic is not that they are a sensor, the defining characterising is what they are used for. These are not tools of government oppression.

  6. Can't really force this on your customers by merreborn · · Score: 1

    If the camera's integrated into the set top box, that means the box has to be pointed at the viewers (not, say, rotated 45 degrees), and not in, say, the drawer of your entertainment center. Even then, a little duct tape in the right spot, and you've got an obscured camera.

    There's really not much possibility of this being used without the consumer's knowledge.

    1. Re:Can't really force this on your customers by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I agree... and presumably, a company like Comcast would never WANT to try to FORCE it on anybody. The obvious goal of such a thing would revolve around more accurate viewer statistics than they can obtain with current technologies. Nielson ratings require VOLUNTARY participation, for example. They only want data from people willing to voluntarily help them collect it.

      Nonetheless, this is disturbing. The cable subscriber him/herself would be aware if he/she opted to use this, but what about unwitting participants in the way of house-guests who sit down to watch a little TV, totally unaware they're on camera? Are they going to issue some type of warning on-screen that the camera is watching? (I'm thinking not.)

      And furthermore, it's not out of the realm of possibility that this info being sent from the set-top box back to Comcast couldn't be intercepted by a middle-man, using it for purposes other than its originally intended purpose. That, too, could be a somewhat disturbing proposition.

    2. Re:Can't really force this on your customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that violate the DMCA?

    3. Re:Can't really force this on your customers by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If the camera's integrated into the set top box, that means the box has to be pointed at the viewers (not, say, rotated 45 degrees), and not in, say, the drawer of your entertainment center. Even then, a little duct tape in the right spot, and you've got an obscured camera. And an obscured IR receiver as well. You'll need an IR repeater, and have to periodically check the box to see that it has remained powered on as they're notorious for turning off and berating you for trying to operate them without turning them back on (as opposed to turning on for you on receipt of any valid IR signal). And the glorious new failure mode where they look like they're functioning (display channel instead of reverting to clock) but instead have been unresponsive and outputting a static garbage image for a week.
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  7. Unbelievable. by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

    Does Comcast think the behvior exhibited is beneficial to them in the eyes of current/potential customers or the FCC? To think, someone actually believes this is the way to run a business.

    Although, I suppose it gives us something to talk about between SCO updates.

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  8. Context-sensitive DVR menus! w00t! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Cool! Maybe the DVR will only show my porn channels when my wife isn't in the room! :-) :-)

    Actually, it's more fun to watch with her anyway. :-) But I could see some value in context-sensitive cable box a/o DVR behavior.

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  9. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While this sounds 'handy,' it also sounds a bit like the TV sets in 1984.

    Apart from the fact that allowing them into your house is entirely voluntary and not mandated by law. You know, the important bit.

    I'm sick of people comparing everything to 1984. It's like they read one book in school and anything that has privacy implications is immediately associated with it because it makes them feel smart.

    Look, I think this is a stupid idea and there's no way I'd let one into my house, but it's not like 1984. Hardly anything compared to it actually is.

  10. Interesting by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This would be useful for determining who's on the end of the cable line, using bittorrent. The FBI can then go ahead and break their doors in, during an early-morning no-knock raid.

    They can then go ahead and develop technology to determine who's watching the commercials and who isn't... and then apply a flat per-minute fee for not watching advertisements.

    Alternatively, they can charge a per-viewer fee for pay-per-view events. After all, if you crap 20 people around your HDTV to watch a $40 boxing event, isn't it logical that you should pay extra for every extra person who's watching it?

    Heck, there's all kinds of useful things a company could do with this information.

    1. Re:Interesting by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Not so sure about the P2P angle, i know here at my place the computer is not in the same room as the tv's so it wouldn't show them anything other then a couple of animals walking around in the living room.

      Now, the 'superbowl' idea, that is possible.

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    2. Re:Interesting by hesiod · · Score: 0

      > isn't it logical that you should pay extra for every extra person who's watching it?

      Erm... no, not really.

    3. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Charging per viewer is EXACTLY what this would be for. They don't care WHO is in the room, they want to know HOW MANY people are in the room (they'll probably charge for Pets Of Unusual Size too).
      The content companies already want you to have to buy a separate copy of a song or movie for every device that you want to play it on (iPod, TV, Car, computer); they would love even more to be able to charge a separate fee for every person who views/listens to their (not your) content too!
      There's already a law in place that you can't show the superbowl on a screen 56" because they assume that many people must be watching on a screen that big, and they want to charge you beyond the millions in ad revenue. http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/02/2032250
      I would not be surprised if high-end TVs started having this "feature" first.
      There is nothing in this for the "user experience" at all. That guy's title is more Orwellian than the subject of the article; "VP of user experience?!?"

    4. Re:Interesting by neildiamond · · Score: 1

      "After all, if you crap 20 people around your HDTV to watch a $40 boxing event, isn't it logical that you should pay extra for every extra person who's watching it?"

      If you can "crap" 20 people to watch a $40 boxing event, I'm glad that will be caught on camera, because I have no ideal how the hell you do that.

    5. Re:Interesting by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      they'll probably charge for Pets Of Unusual Size too.

      Personally, I don't believe they exist.

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    6. Re:Interesting by PieceofLavalamp · · Score: 1

      But theres a trick to that. You get everyone to stand in groups of two really close together and it looks like a half as many fat people watching it. Call it the close friend discount. :)

  11. Well that's no fun by Durrok · · Score: 1

    They already used the "In Soviet Russia..." joke. Now I'm going to have to come up with a car analogy or something...
    See it's like someone is looking at you while you are driving down the road...

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    1. Re:Well that's no fun by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "They already used the "In Soviet Russia..." joke. Now I'm going to have to come up with a car analogy or something... See it's like someone is looking at you while you are driving down the road..."

      Sorry...when I read the article, the Soviet Russia type joke was the FIRST thing that popped into my head.

      :-)

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  12. Awesome business opportunity,,, by DanWS6 · · Score: 1

    I'm going to run out and register www.comcastxxxvoyeurism.com right now!

    1. Re:Awesome business opportunity,,, by pla · · Score: 1

      I'm going to run out and register www.comcastxxxvoyeurism.com right now!

      Too late, Rule 34

  13. Ha ha April Fool's... oh wait by oliphaunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had to check today's date 3 times because I was sure this was an April Fool's story.

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    1. Re:Ha ha April Fool's... oh wait by cosinezero · · Score: 1

      It's slashdot... what's the chance it'll be duped on April 1 anyways?

  14. Well, I for one... by BvF7734 · · Score: 1

    look forward to our Comcastic overlords!

  15. oblig by BobZee1 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new comcast overlords. Not really, I owe them $335 right now and they keep calling me... Unfortunately, too many people will find this handy and think outloud, "I have nothing to hide." Where does it end?

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    1. Re:oblig by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, too many people will find this handy and think outloud, "I have nothing to hide." Where does it end?

      Well, it's still legal but do you really want anybody to know that you huff Kittens you sick bastard???

      Huh???

      Yeah I thought not!

      -mcgrew (hey, there's a page about You, too!)

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  16. Re:privacy solution: by Digi-John · · Score: 1

    Wow, posted when there were 0 comments... and showed up as the third almost identical comment
    Good to see the Slashdot hive mind is still functioning

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  17. Cool in theory, not so much in practice by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    The idea that your TV can recognize you, and automatically turn to your favorite shows, is a neat idea in theory. The problem is that nobody trusts the asshats that make these boxes NOT to try to spy on you. Welcome to the digital age.

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    1. Re:Cool in theory, not so much in practice by Ghubi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that people DO trust the asshats that make these boxes not to try to spy on you.

    2. Re:Cool in theory, not so much in practice by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Digital age indeed. I saw this coming with digital cable. Analog cable is a one-way broadcast technology. Although it's possible to build a one-way digital tuner that just grabs the bits off the wire, digital cable boxes are purposely built so the cable company always knows when you watch and which channels you watch. I pointed this out to my family, and they just went, "So what? So the cable company knows which channels I like."

  18. At last, per-person DRM by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The RIAA and the MPAA will love this. At last, content can be licensed to the individual, not the device. "Pay per viewer", at last.

    And you can't cover the camera; if it can't see you to identify your biometrics, your licenses won't validate.

    1. Re:At last, per-person DRM by cptdondo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heck, wan't there a proposal in the VHS era that would limit the number of people in a room for tape watching? Something like you could only have 8 people at a time, otherwise you would have to pay additonal royalties?

      I cna see it now. Every time someone walks into the room they have to swipe their credit card in the STB or the TV will turn off.

      This sounds like a DRM dream. The sad thing is that many people will think this is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and will welcome this "customized user experience".

      Arghhh.....

    2. Re:At last, per-person DRM by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Every time someone walks into the room they have to swipe their credit card in the STB or the TV will turn off.
      A reverse max-headroom device? I think it's more likely that they have to swipe their card to turn the TV off.
  19. Right to privacy settled in '73 by davidwr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Roe v. Wade

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  20. It will get forced on us by VampireByte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There will be a "think of the children" campaign. People will protest children seeing adult material and someone will argue that "the technology already exists" to solve this problem. These cameras will detect that children are in the room and block inappropriate material. A law will be passed requiring the camera-in-box technology. There you go... it's in people's homes.

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    1. Re:It will get forced on us by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well.... that is until someone's underage teenage son and his underage girlfriend decide to shed all their clothes and have brazen sex in front of the cable box... The legal details of that scenario would be very interesting...
      -What does legally happen when some adult's Comacast 1984-style bidirectional TV box "inadvertently" observes illegal underage nudity and sex. I am sure if this data was in any way streamed over their network there would be numerous state and federal laws violated (or if it were retained in any way), not to mention grounds for a very hefty lawsuit.
      It would make for some interesting legal reading in any case.

    2. Re:It will get forced on us by Monchanger · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how the box itself would respond to observing sex. Would it find them some pr0n, advertise condoms and morning-after pills, or perhaps turn the volume way up? Could one program it to switch to an abstinence-preaching Christian network to get them to stop?

    3. Re:It will get forced on us by peragrin · · Score: 1

      that's actually the best point to be made. in there own home people do strange things while sitting in front of the tv. TV's in apartments will probably catch lot's of people in the nude just getting out of the shower.

      If even one of those imagines ended up online comcast could be sued into nothing.

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    4. Re:It will get forced on us by dosymedia · · Score: 5, Funny

      Won't *someone* think of the cable box?!!

    5. Re:It will get forced on us by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      I'm still 17 for another couple months - Quick! Find me one of these boxes! Then we can get Comcast arrested! hooray!

    6. Re:It will get forced on us by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      Worse than that, what happens if they're underage and making out to an R-rated movie? I think Comcast would be liable at that point, since they KNOW they shouldn't be showing that movie to those innocent children.

    7. Re:It will get forced on us by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      You're on slashdot, you're not fooling anyone. We know you're still a virgin and you'll be staying that way. Nice try though.

    8. Re:It will get forced on us by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      It would make for some interesting legal reading in any case.

      Well, not for this crowd, without a summary, and accompanying torrent.

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    9. Re:It will get forced on us by Traiano · · Score: 1

      No, Comcast DVRs don't have this functionality. But Tivo does!

    10. Re:It will get forced on us by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that the telecoms wanted immunity? Duh...

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  21. Picture this by Reason58 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ultimate reality show: watching yourself watch yourself.

    1. Re:Picture this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't we already see this with Spaceballs: The Movie?

    2. Re:Picture this by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Uh... a mirror?

    3. Re: Picture this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ultimate reality show: watching yourself watch yourself.
      There are worse fates.
    4. Re:Picture this by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of this Carol Lay comic strip: http://www.salon.com/comics/lay/2008/01/11/lay/

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    5. Re:Picture this by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      A "mirror" that can record and playback. Ohh the vanity!

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    6. Re:Picture this by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
      Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
      Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
      Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
      Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
      Colonel Sandurz: When?
      Dark Helmet: Now.
      Colonel Sandurz: Now?
      Dark Helmet: Now!
      Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
      Dark Helmet: Why?
      Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
      Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
      Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
      Dark Helmet: How soon?
      Video Operator: Sir!
      [Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
      Dark Helmet: What?
      Video Operator: We've identified their location.
      Dark Helmet: Where?
      Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega.
      Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
      Dark Helmet: When?
      Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir.
      Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
      Dark Helmet: Who?

    7. Re:Picture this by PieceofLavalamp · · Score: 1

      A recursive reality show... That's so wonderfully geeky yet incredibly slimy and nasty all at the same time.

    8. Re:Picture this by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      You just sent my brain into an infinite loop. That wasn't very nice.

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    9. Re:Picture this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I already have a mirror for that.

  22. Opportunity to screw with their minds by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, no! Keep on spanking the monkey, but for the sake of the camera do it while surrounded by:

    Roll 1d8:

    1) Stuffed animals
    2) Feminine hygiene products
    3) Jars of Bovril
    4) Jars of Marmite
    5) Old computer hardware
    6) Cassette tapes of ABBA albums
    7) Duct tape
    8) Any two of the above

    With any luck, the Demographic Analysis software will either give up or -- unless 1960s SF shows have taught me wrong -- spew reams of paper tape, shout "DOES NOT COMPUTE!" in a tinny voice, and catch on fire.

    1. Re:Opportunity to screw with their minds by Cassius105 · · Score: 1

      Either that or they will start producing suck fucked up porn that it can compete with the internet

    2. Re:Opportunity to screw with their minds by gclef · · Score: 1

      No, you'll get 80's-furry-S&M-food porn. If that's what you want, more power to you. Just don't ask me to visit.

  23. Vomast Cameras by benvec · · Score: 1

    Do they think this will be a 'popular' feature? Is this the best new feature they can add? Why even go down this road. Aren't there enough cameras watching us now, as it is? We're better off not inviting even such a 'benign' one as this so-called new improvement into our homes.

  24. no more disavowing the pron by Sesticulus · · Score: 1

    "Honey, how come every time you walk in the room the TV switches to the Girls Gone Wild pay per view?"

  25. Open quote? by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

    Anyone notice that the summary closes with a quotation mark but doesn't have an opening quotation mark anywhere?

    Otherwise, I enjoyed this summary more than most. Of course I've got 1984 (book on CD) in my car right now. Which reminds me--it's "Telescreen."

  26. Confuse-o-rama! by snarfies · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd just drape a white towel over the camera and smile as I am deluged with ads for snowshoes, fur coats, and skis.

    1. Re:Confuse-o-rama! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I'd just drape a white towel over the camera and smile as I am deluged with ads for snowshoes, fur coats, and skis.

      I think considering how stupid this idea is, they would probably deluge you with the other snow.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  27. I don't like this by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It used to be my only complaint about all the sex on TV was falling off, now I've got to worry about an audience. Maybe I can charge them for it, like selling power back to the electric company?

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  28. Just put a piece of paper over it! by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I got a new cable box a month ago (a HD box for my HDTV). After reading this, I made a note and stuck it on the front of the box :)

    I can't wait until stupid Verizon is avaiable here, now I'm canceling my Comcast cable to. Way to go Comcast!

  29. Already there? by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What makes you think the camera is not already there? Have you disassembled your cable box?

    Food for thought. Your cable box could have a camera already. If you have cable internet you know it has enough bandwidth for monitoring you.

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    1. Re:Already there? by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      damn, where are my pants.

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    2. Re:Already there? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Food for thought. How do you know that the doctor hasn't already implanted a tracking device in you? Isn't it a little suspicious that they recommend prostate exams about the same age that many people start questioning the government?

    3. Re:Already there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What makes you think the camera is not already there? Have you disassembled your cable box?

      Hot Damn!!!!!

      I've got my tinfoil hat and a screwdriver... Talk me through this.
    4. Re:Already there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're over there right next to your couch. You really do need to clean up that mess in the hall, and you probably want to ask your wife why the UPS guy's clipboard is on the counter. They made so much noise it was hard for me to listen in on the neighbor's phone conversations.

    5. Re:Already there? by Average · · Score: 1

      I've looked inside my digital over-the-air (ATSC) box, and no camera there. $675 a year (basic cable after taxes here) for TV that is still 30% advertising? Ha ha... no way!

    6. Re:Already there? by MisterCaptainFunKill · · Score: 1
      I purchased my router from Best Buy. So unless Comcast is in collusion with retailers, I don't think they've sneaked anything into it.

      The only other cable related hardware in here, that I know of, is cable.

    7. Re:Already there? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that prostate exams started around age 15.

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    8. Re:Already there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting that the ATSC broadcasts have mind-control waves built into them. That's the real reason why the feds are pulling the plug on NTSC broadcasts in 2009.

    9. Re:Already there? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes it's NOT there. I have been inside many of the cable boxes. And the "camera" they are talking about is a 32X32 FLIR camera. that way it can detect bodies.

      it's a VP that really knows very little about what he is talking about opening his mouth to the public. it's more of a detector than a camera. We were talking about it at Comcast over 5 years ago when I was a part of that focus group. I cant believe they are still chasing that idea. It does not make the demographic data any more valuable than it already is.

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    10. Re:Already there? by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

      It's an idea. I mean, with the densities in CCD tech now-a-days(which can be used for IR reception), the replacement of the IR collminator and diode with a CCD an extremely wide angle lens could easily be done, and it'd all look the same to joe blow, and even geeks that didn't pay attention. Spooky. Time to go check the settop boxes...

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    11. Re:Already there? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      They don't. That was just for the parent poster. Another hint for him that he isn't the norm... Prostate exams are normally done by a doctor, not a priest, or your weird uncle Eddie.

    12. Re:Already there? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      We were talking about it at Comcast over 5 years ago

      Have you resigned, or are you still evil?

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    13. Re:Already there? by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      What? With the shitty upload speeds of Comcast? Just use Comcast's asymmetrical speed internet and your'e safe.

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    14. Re:Already there? by DrAugmentum · · Score: 1

      A quick Google search on "FLIR camera" brought up this Youtube video:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mV4ecEbV1s

      I don't know about you, but I certainly wouldn't want Comcast to have access to this type of imagery from inside my home!

    15. Re:Already there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not make the demographic data any more valuable than it already is. Yes it does, because to date existing Nielsen ratings and equivalent television usage patterns inside your cable company only track how long the television is on and what channel. For many years they have wanted the ability to tell how many people are watching a particular show at the same time, or if anyone was even in the room at all. Many people leave the television on for hours with no one there, and it's very problematic to track usage habits of four people with one TV. This significantly skews viewing data.
    16. Re:Already there? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I resigned for a better job 2 years ago..

      and yes, I am still evil.

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    17. Re:Already there? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      32x32 with enough samples and a bit of (actually a lot of) processing can turn out nice sharp images.

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    18. Re:Already there? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Well, one out of two ain't bad!

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  30. MORE electrical tape by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all don't we all have tape over the flashing 88:88's already?

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    1. Re:MORE electrical tape by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tape was the first thing I thought of.

    2. Re:MORE electrical tape by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      After all don't we all have tape over the flashing 88:88's already?

      Turn in your geek card. They usually flash 12:00, thereby wearing out only some of the elements, so years later when you finally set the time, the numbers are partly dimmed (fluorescent displays).

  31. Does Comcast hate customers? by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    What company ever won a war with their customers?

    1. Re:Does Comcast hate customers? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      RIAA, MPAA, Microsoft... seems to work out very well, just apparently a bit difficult to get into.

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  32. Biometric DRM by howlatthemoon · · Score: 1

    Here's what they are really thinking, they can really charge for access to the individual level for everything you view and block access to people who have not paid. All the other things like invasion of privacy are just bonuses to them and a way to get the government to push for it by making it a key for V-Chip access control.

  33. Imagining the reactions in the control room. by downix · · Score: 1

    Ted: Hey, that hot chick in H3378 just ordered another porno!

    Bill: I'll get the popcorn!

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  34. A totally safe technology by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    Plain ole paper books are sounding better and better all the time.

  35. They knew who I was. by twitter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I put a picture of Mickey Mouse in front of mine. They got me for copyright and trademark violations too. How did they know?

    TV is not worth this. Thanks to MythTV, I considered paying for cable TV again. There is no way in hell I'd sit a camera in my living room for it. What complete morons.

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    1. Re:They knew who I was. by aurispector · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Heh. It's hard to believe someone thought this was a good idea. After the recent warrentless wiretap fiasco, it's brutally obvious that this would be abused by some government agency somewhere. Fascists exist in every society.

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    2. Re:They knew who I was. by rudeboy1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's probably bad that the first thing I thought of was, "damn... no more watching porn in the living room"... ...or watching TV without pants ...or making out on the couch ...or building bombs on the coffee table

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    3. Re:They knew who I was. by cuantar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my Godwin, now you've done it!

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    4. Re:They knew who I was. by anup_at_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was almost there with you till you said

      making out on the couch . Yeah right !!... oh wait, did you mean with an inflatable doll or something?
    5. Re:They knew who I was. by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the contrary. I would proudly wave my pole to the camera, make 'em envious, and I would love to see their reaction after I...uh...well, you know. It would be a new form of target practice. Go for distance... and accuracy.

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    6. Re:They knew who I was. by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I use to build bombs on the coffee table, except that damn wobbly leg. Table shifted, things rolled, my house became short one living room. :(

      But really, what kind of sane person would put a camera they didn't have control of in their living room? I don't even like having my webcam pointed at me when i'm not using it.

      What really annoys me about this, is I can see people getting it and BEING EXCITED that it can see them in front of the tv and pick out what they want. It goes back to that "i have nothing to hide, so why should I care" philosophy. I have nothing to hide either, but I sure as hell care.

    7. Re:They knew who I was. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 5, Informative

      Indeed: Italy still elects avowed fascists to high government office far more often than the United States.

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    8. Re:They knew who I was. by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny

      no more watching porn in the living room

      Don't let that stop you. Maybe all the public relations nightmares and lawsuits might not stop this but nothing but video of a 100,000 nerds jerking off on the couch.... I bet that get the plug pulled on this bullshit in a heart beat.

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    9. Re:They knew who I was. by TrailerTrash · · Score: 1

      ComCast would be smart enough to know when pr0n is selected on the box, or even anything Baywatch-proof or stronger, and turn the camera off.

      Else it would burn the eyeballs off of anyone watching.

      Unless, of course, you could tie the subscriber database to the demographics overlay database and be very selective whom you chose to watch...

    10. Re:They knew who I was. by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Indeed: Italy still elects avowed fascists to high government office far more often than the United States. Yeah, but those are REAL Fascists, not the made-up kind that moonbats call all politicians with whom they disagree. Admitting to being whiny little bitches wouldn't make them feel better so they have to make their opponents as evil as possible to justify their blinding hatred.

      (After looking at your link, she is the grand daughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini. Just being a Mussolini's granddaughter makes her a Fascist like my grandfather makes me a golden gloves boxer.)

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    11. Re:They knew who I was. by morari · · Score: 1

      I care as well! Then again, I have plenty to hide...

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    12. Re:They knew who I was. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      You're right. Being a granddaughter of a Fascist doesn't make her a fascist. Starting a neo-fascist political party because the leader of her former party denounced fascism makes her a fascist.

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    13. Re:They knew who I was. by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're right. Being a granddaughter of a Fascist doesn't make her a fascist. Starting a neo-fascist political party because the leader of her former party denounced fascism makes her a fascist. While I will admit to being ignorant of Italian politics, it appears to me that she is not exactly her grandfather's fascist. Here is what I mean:

      "Not only Gianfranco Fini, but the entire world, including the Vatican and the pope, should beg forgiveness of Israel," Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of Italy's World War II dictator and a member of parliament for the National Alliance party, declared in an interview with Haaretz on Sunday.
      The interview coincided with the arrival of Fini, her party's leader and Italy's deputy prime minister, for his first official visit to Israel, during which he has said he intends to apologize to the Jewish people for Italy's Holocaust-era crimes. Now I'm not saying that I agree with her politics, but calling her a Fascist in an attempt to lump her with the perpetrators of the Holocaust is probably not fair. I might be wrong, but I hope you can understand my disbelief when I see Bush called Hitler and all Republican fascists on a daily basis.
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    14. Re:They knew who I was. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not calling her a fascist to lump her with the perpetrators of the Holocaust. Her grandfather did not perpetrate the Holocaust, either, and any role he had in the Holocaust was due to factors other than his own fascist ideology. I'm calling her a fascist because she is, literally and avowedly, a fascist politician, and there is more than adequate documentation for that claim.

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    15. Re:They knew who I was. by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Informative

      After the recent warrentless wiretap fiasco, it's brutally obvious that this would be abused by some government agency somewhere.


      Was it really such a "fiasco"?

      From what I can see, most people didn't give a damn about the warrantless wiretapping. At least not enough to actually act on their feelings. There was no mob of pitchforks and torches looking for government agents, no collapse of AT&T from mass customer defection (in fact, AT&T has been gaining customers thanks to the iPhone, so this whole thing hasn't effected their business one bot), the telecoms are eventually going to get their retroactive immunity just like they want considering how the bills are flowing in Congress. Every lawsuit is getting stopped at some point either by a "State's Secrets" clause or an appellate court refusing to hear a case. Nothing has happened. All I can see is everyone's too busy watching TV to do anything (making this article rather funny in a sad sort of way).

      People have been more worried about the writer's strike than the wiretapping.
    16. Re:They knew who I was. by spitek · · Score: 1

      Still laughing... Great way to end a Friday. Thanks man!

    17. Re:They knew who I was. by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Antisemitism is not an integral part of Fascism. It's important to understand this, Fascism in itself must be recognized as such even if there's no antisemitism involved.

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    18. Re:They knew who I was. by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      "[...] I have nothing to hide [...]"
      It's in our nature to hide things. It's seen in lesser beings as well, required for survival. Look at yard critters hording and hiding food supplies for winter... house pets defecating in the corner behind the television (or in obscure places outside)...

      As it applies to people, this sense of privacy (the ability to hide things) is a "god given" right (sure, with some stipulations.) I may not be hiding food or poop, and I may not be doing everything how the law says I should, but I'll be damned if I give up my rights that require a warrant to usurp. It just makes my spine tingle to even consider giving this stuff up. That's one of the reasons why prison is such a harsh punishment and deterrent.

      I'm outraged by the (domestic) warrantless wiretapping and interception of internet traffic... this idea of putting a camera in my house is creepy! Next thing you know, I'd be assigned to investigate myself and install holographic scanners in my house.

      To borrow from the wisdom of the past:

      "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." -- 10th Amendment, US Constitution

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    19. Re:They knew who I was. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Informative

      Read http://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Fascism-American-Mussolini-Politics/dp/0385511841/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206137228&sr=8-1
      You'll learn that the Italian Fascists thought the Nazis more than a little whack, for all they collaborated.
      Oh, and the American Fascist tradition started with Teddy Roosevelt (oops, righties), but jumped to Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and LBJ, and is "carried on smartly" by the left. If you miss that universal health care is a fascist play to control you "for your own good", then the propaganda has indeed worked well.

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    20. Re:They knew who I was. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Bad poster. Ha'aretz doesn't know jackshit about Italian politics.

    21. Re:They knew who I was. by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S how they figure out who you are without facial recognition. Good thinking. Thundercock hoooo!

    22. Re:They knew who I was. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Was it really such a "fiasco"?

      From what I can see, most people didn't give a damn about the warrantless wiretapping. At least not enough to actually act on their feelings.

      From what I can see, most people dont even know it was - or still is - going on. And the few that do fit two categories: the ones who are convinced it is for our safety in "The War On Terror" - and the ones who realize it's a violation of our rights that has very little to do with "The War On Terror"

      Of course people don't care about something they dont know or believe is going on.... what that fix, your statements are correct.

    23. Re:They knew who I was. by aurispector · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The defining characteristic of fascism is subordination of the individual to the state. Unfortunately the term gets diluted when it gets thrown around so often. Government abuse of police powers without oversight certainly seems to fit this definition. There is going to be lots of disagreement over exactly where the line between the individual and the state should be drawn, but certainly it's easy to see when a given policy or practice so clearly favors state control.

      In any country you are going to find people who favor government control to an extreme degree. Regardless of how you choose to label them, they're still fascists to varying degrees. Given the history and values upon which the United States was founded, it's ironic in the extreme that the word "freedom" gets bandied about so often by the very people enabling the erosion of individual liberties.

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    24. Re:They knew who I was. by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      We just need a brave set of 16-17 year olds to make out in front of the camera to convict the perpetrators of this program under child pornography laws.

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    25. Re:They knew who I was. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "After the recent warrentless wiretap fiasco,"

      Really? Got a decent poll of a representative sample of the general population that says "We are unhappy with warrantless wiretaps?" Has it been shown to be important enough to be included in, say, a major presidential candidate's talking points? Did McCain or Clinton vote against retroactive immunity for the phone companies? Has the Democratic Congress appointed a special prosecutor to investigate the wiretaps?

      A large portion of the population doesn't care. An even larger portion doesn't even know, but wouldn't care if they did. If anything, the general environment is apathetic and the legislative environment is downright encouraging such behavior from major corporations.

    26. Re:They knew who I was. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. Mussolini did have secret police, the OVRA.

    27. Re:They knew who I was. by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I bet that get the plug pulled on this bullshit in a heart beat.

      Or the interest & funding of Joe Francis.
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    28. Re:They knew who I was. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Dude, if you think it's about 'fatties', and come up with some variation on pragmatism to justify the enslavement, then doom on you.
      Freedom and personal responsibility are the bedrock of these United States, but we seem intent on slouching towards Europe in our policies.
      Go, Idiocracy!

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    29. Re:They knew who I was. by Icarium · · Score: 1

      ... he meant making out with the couch

    30. Re:They knew who I was. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Given the history and values upon which the United States was founded, it's ironic in the extreme that the word "freedom" gets bandied about so often by the very people enabling the erosion of individual liberties.

      It's not so much irony as it is hypocrisy.

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    31. Re:They knew who I was. by sjames · · Score: 1

      I might be wrong, but I hope you can understand my disbelief when I see Bush called Hitler and all Republican fascists on a daily basis.

      Perhaps that word doesn't mean what you think it does! Count the number of times Bush has supported the needs or wants of the individual over the State vs. how many times he has supported the State over the individual. Fascism doesn't have to mean death camps, funny salutes, and goose stepping. It does mean authoritarianism and supremacy of the state over the individual.

      The issue is confused considerably by attempting to cram every political position into a one dimensional measure of right vs. left. Two dimensional measure of left vs. right and liberty vs. authoritarianism works much better. Probably more dimensions are required to be fully descriptive, but that's a much harder problem.

      There is a strong history in the U.S. of pretending that the discussion is purely left vs. right while actually debating authoritarian vs. liberty. Note I avoid the term libertarian because in the U.S. it has been co-opted by right-libertarians to the point that many are surprised there can even BE left-libertarians. The interesting part of the confusion is that it perfectly obscures the real political sentiment. The most hated historical world leaders are all over the left vs right spectrum. However, they are universally way up on the authoritarian side of the political plane.

      Lawful vs. lawless might be a useful but far from perfect axis to consider. It's not quite right since some actions might be technically quite lawful because the law literally permits them but are in actuallity quite lawless because a legislature has enacted exceptions making government exempt (and so their actions legal) from all meaningful law.

      The phrase Liberty and Justice for all would imply far to the lawful and libertarian extremes of the cube (note that it says NOTHING at all about left or right). In fact, looking at every important thought about what the U.S. is or is not, most are actually concerned with authoritarian vs libertarian ideals and have little to do with left vs. right.

      On a related side note, I find it truly bizarre that a left leaning religeon like Christianity has aligned itself with the 'Right" in the U.S. when the most emphasized teachings are all collectivist.

    32. Re:They knew who I was. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The apathy seems to be more of the learned helplessness variety. The people have seen way too many examples where the apparently right thing to do (vote against the encumbant and sign up for service from the competition) leads to nothing but more of the same. Many people seem to just try hard not to think about it at all because otherwise they go mad with dispair or end up dead in an ATF turkey shoot.

      It's even harder on the corporate side when you have choices a-i but fully 2/3rds of the choices are just a,b, or c re-branded and a-c are roughly equally repugnant.

      This is similar to the way that I gave up on changing banks because every time I did, the bank I switched away from enede up absorbing the one I had switched to. With the way bank locations and hours kept changing, blind luck was about as likely as a concerted effort to leave me with a convieniant location and hours.

    33. Re:They knew who I was. by PixieDust · · Score: 1

      If you miss that spying on you is a fascist play to control you "for your own good", then the propaganda has indeed worked well.
      There. Fixed it for you.
    34. Re:They knew who I was. by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      If you miss that universal health care is a fascist play to control you "for your own good", then the propaganda has indeed worked well. Fail. Fascism isn't just about controlling the behaviour of the people. Fascism, like Communism, is a form of authoritarianism. Fascism, unlike Communism, occurs when the State colludes with Corporations to control the behaviour of the people. Communism occurs when the State takes over the functions of the Corporations, "nationalizing" them and thus taking direct control of the economy. This is oversimplifying, but bear with me.

      So, to apply this to your example, if a State collaborates with privately owned hospitals and insurance companies to make "universal health care" mandatory, thereby enriching the Corporations involved, who then collaborate with the State, this would be Fascist. If on the other hand, the State takes over and administers the Health Care system, and then forces the people to change their behaviour (stop smoking, wear a helmet, you rebels are costing too much money) then this would be Communist, not Fascist.

      Now as I said before, this oversimplifies the case, because it doesn't take into account how that government got into power in the first place. Presumably, if the government was elected fairly, and on the platform of either nationalizing health care (like Canada) or setting up a privately held system to which everyone has access (more the US style) then the element of coercion is missing, and the system is merely rightist or leftist, and not Fascist or Communist at all. Even if certain behaviours are coerced (stop smoking dammit!) this isn't necessarily fascist if a majority agree to the coercion. After all, non-smokers are a majority, and they shouldn't have to pay for someone else's lung cancer treatments. So if you want to have universal health care, and you don't want to pay for lung cancer treatments, then the only fair option is to convince smokers to quit. It's only authoritarian if the State, and not the people, are coercing you. Of course the degree to which you are coerced is important too. If the State and the People are merely providing you with opportunities to change your behaviour, there isn't a lot of authoritarianism there. If they are criminalizing some aspects of the behaviour, there is more, and if they are criminalizing it outright...you get my drift.

      The real question is, how much do you trust your electoral system?

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    35. Re:They knew who I was. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prepare for hundreds of lawsuits. Sexual harassment shall be your sin and you shall receive eternal damnation for it, foul creature! Bow before the holy lawyers of Saint Virtue of the Holy Church of Oppression.

    36. Re:They knew who I was. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and come up with some variation on pragmatism to justify the enslavement

      Lolwut? Fascism sucks regardless of who's in charge, unless its me, for values of "me" that may change from person to person. Do you even read what people post, or do you just assume we're all out to get you? :P

      Oh, and by the way, I lost 20 pounds just since the end of January, no thanks to the government. According to my doc, it turns out that when you get home from work at 10pm, eat dinner, and go straight to bed to repeat it all the next day, all that food gets stuck to you no matter how much you work out. Now that's something that They should have covered in health class.

    37. Re:They knew who I was. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you miss that universal health care is a fascist play to control you "for your own good", then the propaganda has indeed worked well.

      Not sure I can agree with that....entirely. What is wrong with a hybrid system whereby there is no more medicare or medicaid, and all citizens have minimal coverage, plus whatever they buy from the market (poor, disabled, old, vets, and kids get vouchers) from a set of standardized options that are negotiated amongst the gov't, drug cos, insurance cos, and consumer advocates? All the paperwork is handled by private firms that can win the contract bids. Stiff fines for privacy violations/data mishandling. And so on?

      Basically, I'm asking if you have a fundamental issue with universal healthcare or if you simply believe that it would never be run worth a damn and would be held over the citizens as a tool to force obedience (a la highway funds)?

      Thanks.

    38. Re:They knew who I was. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Basically, I'm asking if you have a fundamental issue with universal healthcare or if you simply believe that it would never be run worth a damn and would be held over the citizens as a tool to force obedience (a la highway funds)?
      I have a fundamental problem with setting precedent for your personal rights/responsibilities to be overtaken by the state.
      Sure, we all benefit from pooled resources for infrastructure and research (e.g. the TCP/IP we're currently using).
      O'Rourke's observation, that giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys, remains important.
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    39. Re:They knew who I was. by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      Really? Got a decent poll of a representative sample of the general population that says "We are unhappy with warrantless wiretaps?" Has it been shown to be important enough to be included in, say, a major presidential candidate's talking points? I'll grant you a partial point, because they haven't been mentioned explicitly as much as they should. But Fourth Amendment concerns are part of the reason their opposition to the Iraq war and the Patriot Act help Barack Obama and Ron Paul against their warmonger opponent[s]. These pale as they should in comparison to the waste of lives in Iraq. And the number "Trillion," or the per-taxpayer share of the financial burden of the invasion of Iraq are a lot easier to understand than the plausibility of even the stupid former Attorney General Gonzales' evasions on the subject of wiretaps outside of FISA. The new nominee looks like cleverer trouble, less likely to rely on charisma he obviously doesn't have. It was slightly satisfying to see Gonzales "charming" grin at a Senator turn to a petulant, crestfallen look when his obviously implausible statements were not taken at face value. I still don't have my protection from undue search and seizure back, but at least that joker lost his job for it.

      Did McCain or Clinton vote against retroactive immunity for the phone companies? Has the Democratic Congress appointed a special prosecutor to investigate the wiretaps?

      A large portion of the population doesn't care. An even larger portion doesn't even know, but wouldn't care if they did. If anything, the general environment is apathetic... Really? Got a decent poll of a representative sample of the general population that says "We are unconcerned with warrantless wiretaps?" This is one of many evil and stupid things responsible for Bush's sub-terranean approval ratings, which are measured. Even if the average voter doesn't know how ridiculous Gonzales' testimony to Congress was, most of them know enough about the Bush administration now to not give them the benefit of any doubt on whatever they learn about it next. At a certain point, which I think most of us have now crossed, knowing more about the incumbent is just not necessary to cast a wise vote in the next election, and I think voters are wisely shifting their focus to that. I'd like to see Bush impeached, and I wish more of the voters had become less credulous faster, but I think the correct term is "shocked" not "apathetic."
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    40. Re:They knew who I was. by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      It's seen in lesser beings as well, required for survival. Look at yard critters hording and hiding food supplies for winter... house pets defecating in the corner behind the television (or in obscure places outside)... Whatever you and I might be hiding is irrelevant. While your examples of actions typically performed in private by mammals are rather trite and demeaning, they are the height of dignity in comparison to the trash that claim a right to interfere where they aren't invited, which is a crime against the people they are sworn to protect. I'm not plotting treason, terrorism, or any other type of violence, so there is simply no justification for any discussion of what I am or am not doing, nor to explain why I choose to invite some people and not others. It isn't privacy which requires an argument in its defense, but the violation of it. Intrusion on privacy requires a damn good reason. That's what it means to have a right.

      I'm outraged by the (domestic) warrantless wiretapping and interception of internet traffic... this idea of putting a camera in my house is creepy! Me too. The disgusting, petty, busybody, collectivist losers in the NSA need to get a fucking hobby, that's all. Terrorism is a total red herring. More than enough information was gathered before the NSA's terrorist surveillance program, presumably all in accordance with every dot and tiddle of FISA, to apprehend all 19 of the 911 "hijackers" including the 5 or so of them who have been positively identified in their home countries since 911. The technical and legal ability to conduct surveillance are not the problem. The competence of the people conducting the surveillance was the weak link from at least February 2001 to September 10, 2001, and still is. Liberty and Safety are simply never at odds, and anybody who tries to tell us otherwise is a fiend pursuing absolute power.
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  36. So that's what by British · · Score: 1

    ....the USB ports in front of the cable box are for. It all makes sense now!

    And here I was hoping the USB ports were for plugging in game controllers for some sort of gaming-on-demand service.

    1. Re:So that's what by BradleyUffner · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My box has a firewire port on the back. I plugged it into my laptop once and it was detected as a video for windows device. After digging around for some drivers i was actually able to watch the video coming off the box directly on the laptop. In doing some research for this it looks like all set top boxes made after a specific date are required to have this built in by the FCC.

      It would have been even better though if it acted as a tv tuner card that you could use to change channels on the box from the computer.

    2. Re:So that's what by firl · · Score: 1

      Ir blaster

    3. Re:So that's what by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Try Googling your cable box serial number and firewire, you'll probably come across a program that can change channels. There are a lot more models that have Firewire support that don't have video avaliable, that you can just use the connection for channel control.

  37. duct tape by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    I guess that is what duct tape is for. Stick a little over the camera and viola. They can't see squat!

    Personally I think this would be a huge invasion of privacy. If some hacker tapped into this and got video of some guy doing his wife. If they were 'in front of the tv' and watching pr0n, and then it got posted on you tube. I'd imagine that there would be a huge law suite in the US.

    I really hate comcast at this point. I wish there were other cable companies in my area, and no dish does not work so well were I live. It is too windy and foggy.

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    1. Re:duct tape by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Or, more to the point, someone could use it to see if any entire neighbourhood had valuables in their living room and when they were out.

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  38. Time For A Video Loop by Technomonics · · Score: 1

    Isolate the video signal of the camera inside the box and pump in a video of you sitting happily in your favorite arm chair, wife by your side, your 2.5 children, the family cat on lap and the dog at your feet. Either that or find the raunchiest sex scene and feed that back at them. At least with the second option, you'll find out how often they actually monitor the signal.

  39. It's the Santa Box by GlL · · Score: 4, Funny

    It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good, so be good or get blackmailed.

    Does anything sound like a bad idea to these idiots? I can just see the board room discussion...

    CEO: I'm thinking anal probes.
    CLO: I don't think we're quite there yet, remember you have to work up to this stuff gradually.
    CTO: We already know everything about their web surfing, let's expand on that.
    CEO: What do you mean?
    CTO: Let's build cameras into the converter boxes, this way we can watch them.

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  40. This can be done in better ways by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Why not just have 4 buttons on the remote, so 4 users can be assigned a button. Another can bring up a full list of users. When the user wants to watch some TV, they just press that button to turn on all the devices they will typically want (sound system, TV, cable box, etc) and load their settings.

  41. tin foil hats? by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, this time tin foil has a real use, to cover the camera!

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  42. Dear Comcast by Aurisor · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dear Comcast,

    Blow it out your ass.

    Love,

    America

  43. Duct-tape by maxrate · · Score: 1

    Duct-tape the camera. Done.

  44. Turn off the TV. Turn off the TV. Turn off the TV. by iknownuttin · · Score: 0
    When you turn off the TV, the World is so much safer and calm. You're not getting the distillation of ALL the Worlds problems into the idiot box. For homework, just note how many disasters, crimes, murders, corruption, etc... actually occurs in your immediate area - your state, province - yes, I mean that big of an area.

    World's not such a fucked up place is it?

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  45. Then why do we only have it in California? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cali's the state you go to if you need to keep your financial records unavailable to the public, if you want theft of your private data reported to you, etc...

  46. WIld Palms by DirkBalognapantz · · Score: 1

    I am having flashbacks to that Oliver Stone mini-series Wild Palms.

  47. Duct Tape.... by newgalactic · · Score: 1

    Now the solution for 5,000 and 1 problems in your life. Though Electrical Tape might be better for aesthetic reasons.

  48. Unfortunately by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, by sticking electrical tape on the camera, you have invalidated your warranty (by their own definition) and they cannot be held responsible if, say, the device becomes permanently nonfunctional when it notices the channels being changed while the camera detects no motion or light.

    Them's the breaks!

    1. Re:Unfortunately by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Then stick a plant in front of it. You might have a use a tad of foil to get the remote signal back there, but it works pretty well.

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    2. Re:Unfortunately by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Or they just use the camera to also be the sensor for the remote. You want to change channels? don't put tape on the camera!

    3. Re:Unfortunately by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      If that were to happen, I predict a thriving business in little solenoid-operated flaps that cover the lens until you press a button on your easy chair, stay open long enough for you to make the requisite moves, and then close again.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  49. MAKE Time by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Well, looks like I'm going to have to make a hard plastic shell to put over all my network devices that covers everything but the fan ports. Sigh.

  50. Just to mix things up a bit..... by allaunjsilverfox2 · · Score: 1

    Go to atomfilms and search for "Me and the Big Guy." I'm pretty sure if it ever became mandatory to have these devices, This would be the way to get rid of them....

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  51. Fun Stuff by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

    Let 'em try that where I live. I'll give them a show they'll never forget. 2 (alleged) captured cable and/or government a-holes. 1 cup So many regrets. I think they might want to entertain that mental image for awhile, and then see if this whole thing still makes sense.

  52. Don't worry it's for your own good by aarongadberry · · Score: 1

    Come on people. It's not like the NSA works with communication companies illegally!

  53. all this time I thought I was going insane... by Cheval · · Score: 0

    because each time I walked into the living room the tv started playing pr0n! Awesome. My cable company really is working to know me and help me save time.

  54. Marketing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a part of a new marketing campaign to figure out how to get people to download more shows from bittorrents and stop using cable.... and I think it might just work.

  55. Yeah, talk about the last nail in the coffin... by analog_line · · Score: 1

    ...of me ever getting cable again. I don't even like YouTube, but I'd rather be subjected to that than ever give these people another dime. The worst ad-infested, DRM laden video downloads are way, WAY better than this. I'd rather never watch a video ever again than allow that into my home. I can barely believe they're going to try this crap. Sent this to my Congresscritter. You should too.

  56. The important part: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am sure, of course, that Comcast wouldn't tap into this for any reason, nor let the authorities tap into this to watch inside your home in real time without a warrant or anything."

    Let's not miss the important part... Why would you want something that would let the authorities "tap into" a camera in your living room with or without a warrant.

  57. But in Soviet Russia... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but In Soviet Russia, YOU watch ... i mean Comcast watches... wait, what?

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  58. not really by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If to underage people decided to ahve sex in front of a store video camera, the store isn't liable. unless of course the store encouraged it in some manner.

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    1. Re:not really by kalirion · · Score: 1

      But the underage people are liable for producing kiddy porn.

  59. Depends on how they market it. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    iMacs and MacBooks all have built-in cameras which are sold as chat tools, Comcast could sell it as that too.

    Of course you usually know when your iSight is on because there's either an indicator light, or you started it.

    If Comcast wanted to do it for their own purposes, there is plenty of further opportunity for abuse.

    Of course, being Comcast they might make it look like HAL in their usual odd mix of levity and faux-creativity.

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    1. Re:Depends on how they market it. by jskline · · Score: 1

      Actually I think you probably have it right there!!! The fact is that they just recently told the FCC to go f***-off as you can't do anything to us. Who's to say that they now begin to require this as part of the TOS when you sign up!! Then they sell use of it to the FBI and the CIA too... Who really is to stop them... Ugh... consumers???!! Hmmm.. Here comes that old line of the "well informed consumer". Thank God for /.!

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  60. Duct tape? you guys lack imagination. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Why not crack the system to sens someone else's image to them?
    Why not feed the TV program your watching into the camera
    I am pretty sure you can do better then I just did, and I know for a fact you can do better then the tired old 'Duct Tape' solution.

    Come on, turn the Clever up to 11!

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    1. Re:Duct tape? you guys lack imagination. by gehrehmee · · Score: 1

      Why not feed the TV program your watching into the camera
      I'm pretty sure they'd call sending their own content back to them an illegal copy and hit you for infringement... sigh.
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  61. And the qoute at the bottom of /.: by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    "Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!! "

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    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  62. Reply from Comcast by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Informative
    For those that didn't RTFA ike I did, AND scan down throught the comments section, Gerard Kunkel, the Comcast rep interviewed in the article, actually posted a reply to the article in the comments section of the website. Here are his comments:

    Chris,

    Your article on "Comcast Cameras to Start Watching You" portrayed some assumptions that require correction and clarification. I want to be clear that in no way are we exploring any camera devices that would monitor customer behavior.

    To gather information for your article on Comcast's exploration of cameras you picked up on my conversation with another conference attendee. The other attendee and I were deep in a conversation discussing a variety of input devices offered by a variety of vendors that Comcast is reviewing.

    The camera-based gesture recognition device is in no way designed to - or capable of - monitoring your living room. These technologies are designed to allow simple navigation on a television set just as the Wii remote uses a camera to manage its much heralded gesture-based interactivity.

    We are constantly exploring new technologies that better serve our customers. The goal is simple - a better user experience that allows the consumer to get ever increasing value out of their Comcast products.

    As with any new technology, we carefully consider the consumer benefits. In fact, we do an enormous amount of consumer testing in advance of making a product decision such as this. I'm confident that a new technology like gesture-based navigation will be fully explored with consumers to understand the product's feature benefits - and of course, the value to the consumer.

    Sincerely,
    Gerard Kunkel


    Hopefully that clarifies things a bit.

    I'm still glad I have TW cable in my area.
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    1. Re:Reply from Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have TiVo, you don't need any cable provider's set top box.

    2. Re:Reply from Comcast by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      Sounds like what they're going for is something akin to Tom Cruise's computer interface in Minority Report. But even if that's true, saying that the device is not capable of monitoring your living room is pure BS. If it can see your gestures, it has to be able to see you.

      So he's basically saying "Trust us, even though I'm lying to you as I type this". Man am I glad I dumped Comcast last year. Considering 99 percent of what's on TV is crap, I haven't really missed it.

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    3. Re:Reply from Comcast by db32 · · Score: 1

      Just to toss this one out there, but given a technology like this and the obvious backlash, why would he bother telling the truth? Not that it is a conspiracy or anything like that, but seriously, if they ARE looking at doing what is claimed do you think they would say "We are putting cameras in to violate your privacy and expose your daily life to the government" or do you think they would call it "Enhancing the consumer experience".

      I hope you haven't forgotten that all of the DRM bullshit in the latest and greatest of Windows products was put there "to enhance the consumer experience" as well.

      These guys sell you shackles and call them jewelry.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
    4. Re:Reply from Comcast by dbitch · · Score: 1

      Gesture-based technology? I've got a gesture RIGHT HERE for Comcast...

    5. Re:Reply from Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: "I want to be clear that in no way are we exploring any camera devices that would monitor customer behavior."

      MIT certainly is looking into it, with a project called:

      Development of Longitudinal Home Activity Datasets as a Shared Resource

      "This project will create a new community information infrastructure resource that consists of datasets of dense, multi-modal sensor records of poeple living in their homes, where the homes have been instrumented with a house-wide portable sensing infrastructure. The sensing system itself, developed based on past work using a live-in laboratory and using cameras, microphones, wireless sensors, and mobile devices, will permit easy replication so that researchers interested in collecting additional datasets on their own will have a mechanism by which they might do so."

      Project Abstract:

      http://www.mit.edu/~intille/AbstractNSF.html
      http://www.mit.edu/~intille/ResearchPositionNSF.html

    6. Re:Reply from Comcast by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      He does bring up a good point regarding the Wii, though. The Wii remote has a built-in camera; why don't we have the same paranoid response to it that we do to the suggestion of a camera in the set-top box? Okay, I trust Nintendo slightly more than Comcast, but only slightly.

      That's it, no more spankin' it to Zelda porn on the Wii browser!

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      I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
    7. Re:Reply from Comcast by db32 · · Score: 1

      I thought about that too actually. The biggest piece is that Nintendo doesn't have much of a history of treating their customers like dog shit. They also don't have anywhere NEAR the level of government integration (Comcast between the lobbyists and the regulations is VERY tied to the government, and thus have reasons to "cooperate" among other things). Finally Nintendo sells a product to their customer. Comcast sells their customer as a product to the advertisers. In your relation ship with Nintendo you are the customer, in your relationship with Comcast you are the product.

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    8. Re:Reply from Comcast by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I can't believe the guy misses the real reason for this degree of paranoia.

      If you openly "packet inspect" your own customers IP traffic and "punish" them in case they dare to download anything from P2P (even including GNU), your "gesture camera" will be amplified to "big brother watches TV with me" camera in people's eyes.

      I wouldn't wish their customers to start reading about what connected (DSL, analogue,whatever) TV Settop Boxes can and will send to the cable/satellite operator. It is a global privacy issue and never mentioned on mainstream media. That could be the main reason why they don't want pure TCP/IP/multicast based cable boxes. If there is TCP/IP, there is packet inspection by CONSUMER, not themselves.

  63. That reminds me of the first logitech cameras by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The API to use it gave you the option of NOT turning on the indicator light and using the camera.
    Yes, if you know the IP of a machine you could turn on their camera and they wouldn't no. I did several tests and reported my finding to Logitech. They never replied, but the next version of the API had that removed.
    My point is that the indicator light is nice, but don't rely on it.

    Yes, that sounds tin foil hatish, and it probably wasn't there for spying, per se, but I could have easily recorded people and posted it online. Not that there was anything like youtube yet.

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  64. Mod parent up. by sexybomber · · Score: 1

    It used to be my only complaint about all the sex on TV was falling off, now I've got to worry about an audience. Maybe I can charge them for it, like selling power back to the electric company?


    Bravo, sir. I LOLed.

    (ironic captcha: congress)
  65. US Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't be bothered to look up the specific law right now, but I know it is specifically illegal for cable companies in the US to implement this.

    1. Re:US Law by solaraddict · · Score: 1

      I can't be bothered to look up the specific law right now, but I know it is specifically illegal for cable companies in the US to implement this.
      I can't be bothered to look up the specific U.S. law right now, but I also know that the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, unless the POTUS and his buddies say so. It seems that legality is no longer relevant in the U.S. of A.
  66. Pay Per Viewer, Duh by Genus+Marmota · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The obvious application of this is a pricing model that includes the number of viewers in the room. This has been an issue since the early VCR days. Many of the big players (e.g. Disney) were violently opposed to the VCR at first for just this reason, that they could no longer charge based on the number of viewers. I'd be suprised if that idea didn't get floated soon after the debut of the camera, maybe in connection with some huge event.

    Improved preferences/customization seems a small payout for such a large investment. They already have the 'thumbclick' data, which is far easier to run throgh the (Bayesian) software. I expect it's already got a model for how many regular users there are. From the perspective of preferences or targeted ads, who's holding the remote is more important than who's in the room.

  67. What happens during your private moments... by person_man01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    may cause those who view to Comcasturbate (TM)!

  68. Pleasantville, Twilight Zone, Simpsons by peter303 · · Score: 1

    There have been several scif/fantasy stories about the TV as a "window" both sides could interact or travel through. (Used to be "magic mirror" windows in fairy tales.)

    So this theme ebcomes more 'real" then.

  69. Per seat licensing? by Mr_Reaper · · Score: 1

    I think its much more likely they will roll out some sort of per seat licensing, then should you have guests over and exceed the number of licenses they just shut it off.

    1. Re:Per seat licensing? by dsnet2 · · Score: 1

      I think its much more likely they will roll out some sort of per seat licensing, then should you have guests over and exceed the number of licenses they just shut it off. This is Comcast, not Microsoft.
  70. Who Cares...mythtv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cable box is in the closet, along with the mythtv server. So if they want to look at my closet door, go for it.

    However I'd much rather them focus on providing HD Service that I can use with all the channels I pay for:-P.

  71. ...kids? by drakyri · · Score: 1

    Privacy issues aside (eek!),

    I understand that they want to do this so that they can display ads that target you ... I'm not sure whether I have a problem with that or not - but do we really want advertisements that are targeting our kids?

  72. I'd mod you funny if I could by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    I'd mod you funny if I could

    1. Re:I'd mod you funny if I could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legos - big deal. All they did was set up essentially "rigged" scenarios so as to indoctrinate the children in the particular worldview of the teachers. Given just how impressionable kids are, I'm pretty sure that children can be inculcated with even the most heinous worldviews. Witness all the child soldiers in Africa.

      And, despite, or perhaps because of, their basic assumptions, they came up with some real drone-like results -- "house should be a standard size" and "should have the same number of pieces" and "its important to have the same priorities." All great for cooperation, all terrible for individuality and the creative spark that comes with it.

    2. Re:I'd mod you funny if I could by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you have no experience with engineering anything? Problem solving starts small. Many major problems are solved with simple solutions, and are built on experience with simple problems. The very fact that you denigrate this demonstrates that your problem solving and engineering skills suck... well, that's my take anyway.

  73. Kunkel Replies by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the Fine Article's Comment page:
    - - - - - - - - - -
    Chris,

    Your article on "Comcast Cameras to Start Watching You" portrayed some assumptions that require correction and clarification. I want to be clear that in no way are we exploring any camera devices that would monitor customer behavior.

    To gather information for your article on Comcast's exploration of cameras you picked up on my conversation with another conference attendee. The other attendee and I were deep in a conversation discussing a variety of input devices offered by a variety of vendors that Comcast is reviewing.

    The camera-based gesture recognition device is in no way designed to - or capable of - monitoring your living room. These technologies are designed to allow simple navigation on a television set just as the Wii remote uses a camera to manage its much heralded gesture-based interactivity.

    We are constantly exploring new technologies that better serve our customers. The goal is simple - a better user experience that allows the consumer to get ever increasing value out of their Comcast products.

    As with any new technology, we carefully consider the consumer benefits. In fact, we do an enormous amount of consumer testing in advance of making a product decision such as this. I'm confident that a new technology like gesture-based navigation will be fully explored with consumers to understand the product's feature benefits - and of course, the value to the consumer.

    Sincerely,
    Gerard Kunkel
    - - - - - - - - - -

    I despise Comcast, but thought the fellow should at least be allowed to defend himself.

    How ticked off he must be - those meddling journalist types!

    1. Re:Kunkel Replies by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

      So is there a camera in some set top box models or not?

      Was this just some executive trying to speak in layman's terms and describe blue tooth as a camera?

    2. Re:Kunkel Replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, respecting their customers' privacy isn't listed as part of their game plan.

      Lame.

    3. Re:Kunkel Replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's talking about reproducing the wii-mote, then how come he is talking about tailoring ads to the people in the room at the time. This sounds like a great example of spin/deception, something Comcast is very good at.

    4. Re:Kunkel Replies by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The camera-based gesture recognition device is in no way designed to - or capable of - monitoring your living room. These technologies are designed to allow simple navigation on a television set just as the Wii remote uses a camera to manage its much heralded gesture-based interactivity.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Wii camera can see people. The question is whether this image gets interpreted by a dedicated processor that runs non-reprogrammable code. Seems unlikely, therefore with a simple reflashing of its ROM, it'd be able to take images. Note how he emphasizes its design. Sounds similar to laws that are claimed to be for benign purpose A, but later are used for evil purpose B since they never prevented it.

    5. Re:Kunkel Replies by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I despise Comcast, but thought the fellow should at least be allowed to defend himself.

      But he didn't defend himself, YOU defended him. If he wanted to defend himself he could come to slashdot and defend HIMSELF.

      Instead he unwittingly found an unwitting tool to do his dirty work for him.

      Now go sit in time out, you naughty boy.

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    6. Re:Kunkel Replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IR sensor in the wii remote that it uses to track the location of the sensor bar is often referred to as a camera (because it meets the semantic definition of one). That is what he was talking about- not the bluetooth connectivity to the console.

    7. Re:Kunkel Replies by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      I'll just stand on fairness and the open competition of ideas, whether I agree with them or not.

      I'm OK with being criticized for that.

    8. Re:Kunkel Replies by xtal · · Score: 1

      If the computer in the STB box can use the data to look into the room, you can bet it is trivially "upgradable" to send that data elsewhere.

      Keep your telescreen..

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    9. Re:Kunkel Replies by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After reading this Slashdot article, I posted a link to the story on my online journal. Just a few hours later, I got a response from "comcastcares" (see link), which was basically the same text from a different person at Comcrap. I'm thinking that their PR department must be working overtime today,... ;-)

      I did respond to the post, too. I hope somebody reads it -- this company seriously needs a wakeup call,...

      My response:

      Thanks for clarifying that. Although, from reading the slashdot article on this subject today, it's clear to me that your PR department is apparently in overdrive doing "damage control" on this. While you are asserting that you have "no plans" to monitor people's living rooms, the fact remains that the technology and the capability are there to do so, and it only takes a few maligned individuals (like the same people that decided to throttle customers' bittorrent traffic into oblivion, or the guys that oppose net neutrality) to implement something scary like this. If corporations want consumers to trust them, you don't accomplish this trust through your PR department posting on people's blogs on the internet. You accomplish this trust by your actions as a corporation. Consumers don't want to be ripped off by corporations that charge over $100 for cable television service, and then raise their rates every three to four months without any noticeable upgrade in service. Nor do consumers want to be accused of being thieves of "intellectual property", and have trade groups like the RIAA & MPAA spy on us daily because they think we might be stealing music or movies or something. And we certainly don't want people that are already stealing our hard-earned money on outrageously priced cable TV service accusing us of being thieves ourselves!

      If Comcast wants my business (no, I am not a current Comcast subscriber), they need to demonstrate to me with their actions that they have integrity, and offer services that I am interested in at reasonable rates. I would also recommend a major overhaul in your corporate management. Why not start with the CEO? Methinks you also have a few too many lawyers -- you could probably get rid of a couple,... But these are just suggestions.

    10. Re:Kunkel Replies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we do an enormous amount of consumer testing in advance of making a product decision such as this. I'm confident that a new technology like gesture-based navigation will be fully explored with consumers to understand the product's feature benefits - and of course, the value to the consumer. Is this the same product development process that led to forging reset packets to break customer's bittorrent connections?
    11. Re:Kunkel Replies by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1

      The Wii has a camera in the remote and it tracks to IR LEDs set on the top of the TV. My understanding is that the image -> position processing is done in the remote it's self and it reports that back to the console. Even if you could grab the raw video signal you would be looking at the TV.

      The advantage of pointing the camera at you is that you wouldn't need to hold anything, it could just recognize your hands.

      Of course I can't imagine what this guy was thinking. There is just no way that this wouldn't be abused 1984 style. The only way that this would be acceptable is to put the camera in a separate 3rd party device that would process the images and extract the gesture commands like channel up or down and them output standard IR signals aimed at the cable box like those IR repeaters for using your remote from another room. Bonus, we wouldn't have to rely on Comcast to implement it.

  74. Whoo hoo! by Hassman · · Score: 1

    "In Soviet US, Comcast Watches YOU"

    I didn't know Fark was writing Slashdot headlines now...

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  75. what about other solutions? by garutnivore · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that if the goal is to get the box to configure itself based on who's in front of the TV there ought to be other solutions out there that would be more robust and cheaper than facial recognition. More importantly, there ought to be solutions that have less potential for invasion of privacy.

    It could be done by manually hitting a button on the remote to change configuration.

    It could be done automatically by wearing a radio device that the cable box detects.

    Granted, these are not as "convenient" as perfectly working facial recognition. In the first case you have to press a button and in the second case if you forget your radio device somewhere else, it does not work.

  76. Interesting headline by tomkins · · Score: 0

    When I posted something similar, I got modded troll and have had bad karma ever since. Mods, how about some love? http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=55255&cid=5395938

  77. 20 Minutes into the Future? by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow. So how long before it's illegal to turn your TV off? Max Headroom is starting to look creepily accurate in some ways. Cable execs will know if you're "stealing" the shows by getting up to get food during the commercials. Maybe they can bill us. On the flip side is ratings - they can tell if there's someone in front of the TV or nobody watching. Overall, the networks and cable channels aren't going to like that . . . Hey, and once this is widespread, we can all be required to sit for our daily government "information" programming! Wow! And if they know thie distance, they might even be able to figure out details like approximate weight!

    1. Re:20 Minutes into the Future? by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      Except that the government should want us to keep our televisions off so that we don't fry the power grid.

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  78. big brother protector by gordona · · Score: 1

    This will fix 'em: http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

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  79. What if Orwell with his 1984... by dogganos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    did not forsaw all of this coming, but instead gave the bad guys the ideas...

  80. Why would anybody want this? by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

    What makes these idiots at comcast believe that this would be a welcome feature in any one's home? Have customers been calling their customer service lines in India begging, nay, demanding that their cable box have cameras that can watch them watching the TV?

    More importantly, are there such people clamoring for this? Actually, that is a much, much scarier question. If such people do exist, I imagine they're the ones yelling that if you don't have anything to hide, you shouldn't mind bush's illegal spying. Now that I could make sense of.

  81. idea by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Oh, look, it's yet another use for duct tape.

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  82. Re:Kunkel Reply by alextheseal · · Score: 1

    With all due respect. If the thing is capable of being wired up and sending data back to ComCast, there will, not might, arrive a court order opening that up for police. I thought they already did this when "magic lanterning" a PC. ComCast, and any other peripheral vendor would be well advised to ensure there is no way to enable remote access. Of course with software there really is no way to do that since anything in memory can be grabbed and uploaded to ComCast. So the second ComCast introduces this expect the tinfoil hats to rightly call them out and suddenly ComCast looses tons of R&D money as nobody buys it and get's labeled as snitch in the press. There will just be no way to trust this. Same goes for voice recognition or retnia.

  83. Camera Hack in 3..2..1.. by PPH · · Score: 1

    Watch your neighbors while they watch pay-per-view pr0n.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  84. Sockpuppet alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You already posted in this article with your sockpuppet account.

  85. Goetia Magick - black mirror - solomon's magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For real black mirror operations, see the Goetia Magick series here:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Maxtolkien

  86. Bah by ZwJGR · · Score: 1

    How effing lazy are you Americans (or how lazy do your omnipotent corporate overlords think that you are)?
    How difficult is it to pick up the remote and press a button upon entry of the room in order to trigger an event?
    Do you need technology to pre-empt and fulfil your every intent?

    This is almost an insult to the customers (spoon-fed consumers), who are perfectly capable of changing the channel/customisations when and if they see fit.

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    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face - Ben Williams
  87. So it is really 'spying' after all... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

    You said 'It does not make the demographic data any more valuable than it already is.'.

    So it sounds like the device is even less of a 'consumer gesture' feature to aid in switching channels and more of a determine if someone is sitting in front of the TV, save this private info in a database, and report this back to advertisers / Nielson.

    These guys have no shame when it comes to extracting/monetizing us 'consumers'.

  88. Channel redirection by Del+Vach · · Score: 1

    if(camera.users.count == 1 && (camera.users[0].profile.indexOf('pants') == -1) && (time >= 0000 && time = 0600)) channel.setById('CINEMAX');

  89. this is a terminator situation by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1
    "I am sure, of course, that Comcast wouldn't tap into this for any reason, nor let the authorities tap into this to watch inside your home in real time without a warrant or anything."

    If Comcast can't guarantee that they won't let the authorities watch inside your home in real time even WITH a warrant they must:
    • Not implement this technology
    • Destroy all the research
    Seriously, the ability to look into anyone's home through a common device that most homes will have and at whim will only end badly. This is very much like destroying all the terminator research, privacy cannot be protected if this device exists, so it must be destroyed before anyone gets any dangerous ideas. (And it must be done now whilst it's still a prototype, rather than trying to do it in 10 years time when there's one in every home and the research is too widely disseminated to destroy.)

    If someone was on the verge of developing a more virulent strain of smallpox, would you let them? Even if they promised that they'd never let it out of their lab without putting it in the care of a 'responsible' person or agency?
    If it was you, would you continue your research?
    Exactly.
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    FGD 135
  90. Just remember by CNO+Dave · · Score: 1

    When watching pr0n and you have a comcast box to make sure it's facing the wall, the box, not you

  91. bill is passed to mandate comcast by wingfinger · · Score: 1

    All citizens are required to install, pay for and utilize, the manatory national comcast system -- for your protection

  92. the information doesn't have to leave your tv by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 2

    You gotta love it when Slashdot turns everything into a corporate evil privacy issue.

    Yes, there would be an issue if the camera had to send video (of you) or other information about you over the cable network. But has anyone actually considered that this camera could simply be used on the TV/set-top box without sending any information? The recognition software (however it works) could reside in the TV/STB and wouldn't even be directly connected to the network (would only impact the STB settings). Privacy issue solved.

    No, I didn't RTFA, so I have no clue how Comcast's implementation works, but I'm guessing I'm not the only one.

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    This space up for sale.
    1. Re:the information doesn't have to leave your tv by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't RTFA, so I have no clue how Comcast's implementation works, but I'm guessing I'm not the only one.

      I did RTFA, and I have no clue how Comcast's implementation works. The whole article is about as informative and not-overreactionary as the summary.

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  93. And of course by bizitch · · Score: 1

    They are completely trustworthy - right?

    I mean - they would lie about anything ever - right?

    It's not like they mess with your torrents and then lie about it - right?

    They don't completely suck donkey balls - right? ... sorry had to vent

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    ---- "Logoff! That cookie shit makes me nervous!" - A. Soprano
  94. Great way to get sued into oblivion... by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

    If the camera wasn't transmitting back to Comcast, then this should be "ok", where "ok" means they'll think it's a good feature to implement.

    However, if the camera is sending video back to the office, then the first time it gets hacked, Comcast would get sued into oblivion. Imagine if a million customers suddenly found themselves on youtube? If an employee abuses the system, then Comcast would probably survive the lawsuit. Either way, Congress would be quick to ban the practice after the first public incident.

    1. Re:Great way to get sued into oblivion... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Comcast would get sued into oblivion. Nope. Retroactive Immunity.
      Two words that will take the sails out of any lawsuit pioneer including Ralph Nader and Moore.
      My predictions:
      1. Comcast would start using the camera to monitor how many people are actually watching the TV during a particular session of Golden Girls or Desperate Housewives versus how many are in the room fcuking around. Just a statistic.
      2. Somehow NSA comes to know of such capability (leaked to NSA by a Patriot Texan). Two blacksuits land in Comcast office threatening to blow it up unless Comcast agreed to set up "Room 11" to intercept all such feeds and send them to NSA.
      3. The next Federal Defense Budget has provisions for $250 hammers and $3500 toilet seats and such appropriations are protected under Executive Privilege AND Partiot Act. So any lawsuits by ACLU get dismissed.
      4. Room 11 starts recording 1TB of data each data and sifts through the same with face recognition software to "detect any terrorists and terrorist behavior of citizens". Seagate and Dell get multi-million dollars of NSA purchases. IBM profits increase by 34.7% due to NSA purchases. Lenovo starts to feel alone.
      5. Few Comcast employees start making tapes of such videos to rival "Girls gone wild" and "Jenna Jameson" Home packs. The videos find their way to YouTube! and MySpace by mistake.
      6. A huge uproar ensues with Congress and Senate Critters falling over one another to rake NSA over coals.
      7. NSA silently produces a written order from His Majesty Sir McCain authorizing such activity.
      8. ACLU wants to sue Comcast, but is rebuffed by McCain by using his executive privilege.
      9. Comcast increases its donations to campaign funds by 250% to BOTH parties.
      10. Two months later, congress and senate pass a midnight law silently approving retroactive immunity. Fox News plays a headline of a single mom terrorised by a Squirrel released by AlQaeda to prevent her from leaving from home. It also puts up another headline screaming how companies are willing to provide their employees orgasm time during working hours to help them release their tension.
      11. Once passed, the law effectively prevents anyone from comcast. NSA tries to justify the need for surveillance by pointing out that it had helped FBI solve 12 murders, 14 child-rape cases, 687 family assault cases, and 2478 drug abuse cases (out of which 1987 are legitimate diabetic injections, but that info is supressed).

      12. Fox starts a new show LOST @ Home which talks about six family members in a home and their travails.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  95. Next reality show? by LilGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I could see a new reality tv show being started from just grabbing peoples' recorded activities and sending them $5 in the mail.

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    You're nothing; like me.
    1. Re:Next reality show? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I could see a new reality tv show being started from just grabbing peoples' recorded activities and sending them $5 in the mail.

      Heh. More likely, they'd send you a video of some of your activities, and tell you that for $10,000, they won't show it on their new reality show.

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  96. It is just too HOT... by BlankStare · · Score: 1

    If you have never read it, "Fahrenheit 451" is now trying to fullfill itself. If you haven't read it, now might be a good time.

  97. Who's in charge by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 1

    ...channel changing when my wife walks in the room...at least put a biometric device on the remote.
    So when your wife walked into the room the TV channel would still change?
  98. Privacy is NOT the issue!!! by Xarvh · · Score: 1

    Ok, ok, It was a bad interpretation from Comcast. But I'm surprised that most of the comments are about security and privacy. As I see it this would not have been controlling everything you do and use it against you. This is a lot more subtle. This is deciding for you what you watch. The latest choice available, which program to select, is kindly made by someone else. This is for getting us used to someone else deciding for us, this is for making us even more passive and accepting than we are now. This is far more scary than security and privacy.

  99. Cameras on the Wii?? by Justin+Hopewell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm no hardware expert, but I don't think the Wii uses any cameras, only infrared sensors. You can even use well-placed candles instead of the sensor bar and it works just fine.

  100. If you're not doing anything wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is no reason to fear.

    (or so am always told by my right wing co-workers)

  101. Re:Ah well ... Profound Revelations by OutOnARock · · Score: 1


    Shamelessle and blatantly stolen from A Child's Garden of Grass: A Pre-Legalization Comedy (1971)
    Profound Revelations:

    Survival of the species is everybody's business.

    No matter how much you may dislike pickles, it is, after all, the only thing you can do with cucumbers.

    Can't remember the third one!

    Anyone know where to get a digital copy, my album is a bit warped :(

  102. You think they're going to PAY people to watch you by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    Let's assume the worst here: Comcast's technology enables the government to spy on its own citizens. That's 300 million potential suspects at least. THEN, the government has to hire people to observe said 300 million people. Let's assume that through massive emplacement of supercomputers and a Gi-gantoid amount of new fiber being laid down throughout the geographic United States JUST for the sole purpose of providing enough bandwidth to do this is done. Let's say all this comes in place and there's a sizable workforce of several hundred or thousand people specifically hired to watch all of us in front of our TVs. With a implanted federal bureaucracy in place to oversee it all. Let's say this all comes to happen. We, the American people, could shut this all down in less than forty eight hours simply by sitting nekkid in front of our cameras for prolonged periods of time. There is no way any government-no matter the philosophy-would ever foot the bill to force people to spy on millions of ugly fat naked people staring back at them.

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    Here's to hot beer, cold women, and Glaswegian kisses for all.
  103. It's a new source of revenue by funkyjunkman · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this is to make sure you don't go to the bathroom during commercial breaks. If you do, they add a charge to your monthly bill.

  104. Hey Comcast by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    Samantha and i will be in bed about 9:00pm for your viewing pleasure.

    1. Re:Hey Comcast by Tatsh · · Score: 1

      What? Nobody on /. has a girlfriend!

  105. Not theft, vandalism by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    Using the electrical tape will be classed as theft

    No, they'll call it vandalism or put something in their TOS that says covering up the camera isn't allowed.

  106. Comcast Response by ComcastCares · · Score: 1

    The newteevee.com article "Comcast Cameras to Start Watching You" portrayed some assumptions that require correction and clarification. I want to be clear that in no way are we exploring any camera devices that would monitor customer behavior. To gather information for this article, the blogger picked up on a conversation between Gerard Kunkel and another person at a recent conference. They were discussing the various input devices offered by a variety of vendors that Comcast is reviewing. The camera-based gesture recognition device is in no way designed to - or capable of - monitoring your living room. These technologies are designed to allow simple navigation on a television set just as the Wii remote uses a camera to manage its much heralded gesture-based interactivity. We are constantly exploring new technologies that better serve our customers. The goal is simple - a better user experience that allows the consumer to get ever increasing value out of their Comcast products. As with any new technology, we carefully consider the consumer benefits. In fact, we do an enormous amount of consumer testing in advance of making a product decision such as this. We're confident that a new technology like gesture-based navigation will be fully explored with consumers to understand the product's feature benefits - and of course, the value to the consumer. Frank Eliason Comcast Executive Offices

    1. Re:Comcast Response by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      I love the "ComcastCares" slashdot handle you guys thought up! That must've taken the better part of about three minutes to come up with that! And it's certainly better than what CowboyNeal came up with! I'm thinking that Slashdot polls need a new ComcastCares option,... ;-)

      Based on Comcast's history, I'm thinking that it's going to take a wee bit more than a couple of random posts by a stupidly-named account to regain the trust of Slashdotters. I hope your stock tanks in the next couple of months -- that's probably the only way you guys will change your ways.

  107. IMHO by anglico · · Score: 1

    Its what they COULD do with this technology. Just because some executive of the offending company says "Don't worry" doesn't mean I'm not going to worry. What's to stop them from inserting a camera anyway, admittedly or not? I don't recall On-Star saying that their service can be hijacked by the FBI to listen to in-car conversations, did I miss the memo? There are plenty of other ways to customize a TV set, I don't need a camera or anything LIKE a camera to do it, never mind do it FOR me. Just because they claim it can't send any info back to corporate doesn't mean it's true nor does it mean it can't be switched on when say a subpoena is issued. What about employees switching it on, or the cable installer hijacking it for his/her own purpose. To all that claim sensationalism and having an alarmist attitude is wrong, I'm sorry but trusting ANY company to do what they say considering the benefit of what they COULD do to gain market share or more ad revenue is wrong. History is littered with all sorts of examples of government abuse of it's people's privacy and rights, and since companies are part of our government now, who knows what they will do. Remember everyone is worried about what THEY COULD do once it's in the home.

  108. economy by ezwip · · Score: 0

    I think it's time to stimulate the economy by forcing Comcast to surrender all assets. Divide the assets and send every customer a check. Then ban them from all business relating to telephone, cable, etc.

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    "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
  109. vidicons and CRTs by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that vidicons weren't somehow implemented directly into TVs over all these years. It's the same basic principle of operation, I'm sure they could have had the electron beam scan another surface inside the TV to act as a display and camera.

  110. If you still want to use Comcast... by Talinom · · Score: 1

    Destroy the CCD. Problem solved.

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    "Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P.J. O'Rourke
  111. The Next Step in Reality TV by alohatiger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every cable box has a camera, and each user can browse the camera feeds. If your box ends up on the Popular list, you get a share of the ad revenue.

    Combine this with an opt-out and you get a real "The Truman Show" -- it would replace YouTube with live video

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    Bigtime Consulting - "We're the best because we cost the most"
  112. Can't they just.. by LM741N · · Score: 1

    make a cable box that sets its own clock, and then sync's the time up with all your other gadgets that need a time set? Now that would almost be worth the Nobel Prize.

  113. Finally! A legitimate use for goatse.cx! by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

    Just tape a picture of it over the lens.

    Or perhaps tubgirl...

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    Don't underestimate the power of The Source
  114. Allegory of the cave, anyone? by xeoron · · Score: 1

    Hrm... ok, how about this: make a model of your living room or some room with models of all the people and place it in such a way so that the camera believes the models as the real thing. Move some light to cast different shadows and so further... perhaps even better, have the model people move in some way when the channel changes.

    1. Re:Allegory of the cave, anyone? by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 1

      And while all that is happening, you are able to tunnel your way to freedom using spoons?

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      "Be light, stinging, insolent and melancholy"
    2. Re:Allegory of the cave, anyone? by xeoron · · Score: 1

      All part of the 3 step plan!!!!