My wife and I were talking about how we call each other so much, and then I mentioned the story I heard where some people are starting to place their deceased loved one’s phone in the coffin at burial time with it on waiting to take a call. We quickly decided that this was creepy. I mean, can you imagine making that call to your dead loved-one’s phone, hearing it ringing, knowing it’s ringing beside their remains, six feet under?
Anyhow, we quickly discussed the message you would leave like, if you had time to do a new voicemail message: “Hi, this is Lee. I can’t come to the phone right now cuz I’m dead. Leave a message if you want, but I’ll never call you back. After all, I’m dead.” Or, “Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Lee, the late, meaning, I’m gone, I’m dead. Why are you calling me? Didn’t you hear?” Or, “This is me, Lee, I’m dead, and if you only got one ring before getting to voicemail then that means the battery on this thing’s dead too beep!”
As Jobs said in a 2007 interview: "so far, software coupled with its hardware runs better than software decoupled from the hardware that runs it." He said this sitting next to Gates... they were coupled....
But more women are religious than men. Any guy who gets some knows faking faith gets you laid. Atheists ARE virgins, thus, fewer of you. My god, this is all making sense now....
IT will forever baffle the top brass in most companies. Your dollar-men didn't get their via tech, but by handling the blood of the place -- the money. Engineers -- or those with that inclination and aptitude -- stay in the lower echelons. Those at the top are the game players, politically savvy -- honestly, cold. I think most engineer-types dolefully lack the ability to play the political games needed to rise to a CO position in a company. Is it any wonder that CIOs are the least positions to ever make CEO?
All of this being said: a data center is technology, and technology is a mystery. To top it off, it's not getting any easier to understand. "Cloud computing? What's that?" Says the old CO who still uses an AOL account... that he hasn't logged into in years....
Bottomline: spending money on tech is always something the big brass knows they have to do, but do so begrudgingly....
A caveman built a wheel. This other caveman had been trying to build it first, but, alas, didn't. So, now, we have a wheel. It's not just that there's no need to build yet another wheel, it's that, philosophically, wheel is built....
Because there's no music involved. If you really want your computer analyzed, even brought before people and talked about indepth, then put music files on it. It's especially helpful if you are an unprivileged child and/or handicapped....
My favorite part is the period in time when they got "AOL" pasted across some major motion pictures. It was bad enough when every piece of mail or box you opened resulted in an AOL floppy disk....
Yep. At some point liberals and conservatives meet. I am entirely conservative over the 2nd amendment (which you left out). I do believe it is the one that says I can carry a fire arm. So, let's follow the logic here: the government tells me I have no 4th amendment, right? K, come and take my 4th amendment. It'll give me a chance to practice my 2nd amendment....
I'll one-up ya. Read about the political mudslinging between Octavian (Augustus) and Mark Antony during their campaign to succeed the assassinated Caesar, circa 27 BC. Back then, however, the mudslinging got a bit more personal, to the point of bloodshed and lots of it....
Bashing one's opponent with truths, exaggerations and falsehoods has been the stuff of democracries, republics and political processes since the beginning....
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"Quantity has a quality all of its own." -Lenin
My wife and I were talking about how we call each other so much, and then I mentioned the story I heard where some people are starting to place their deceased loved one’s phone in the coffin at burial time with it on waiting to take a call. We quickly decided that this was creepy. I mean, can you imagine making that call to your dead loved-one’s phone, hearing it ringing, knowing it’s ringing beside their remains, six feet under? Anyhow, we quickly discussed the message you would leave like, if you had time to do a new voicemail message: “Hi, this is Lee. I can’t come to the phone right now cuz I’m dead. Leave a message if you want, but I’ll never call you back. After all, I’m dead.” Or, “Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Lee, the late, meaning, I’m gone, I’m dead. Why are you calling me? Didn’t you hear?” Or, “This is me, Lee, I’m dead, and if you only got one ring before getting to voicemail then that means the battery on this thing’s dead too beep!”
As Jobs said in a 2007 interview: "so far, software coupled with its hardware runs better than software decoupled from the hardware that runs it." He said this sitting next to Gates ... they were coupled....
"Condom an entire industry...."
There, fixed it for ya....
But more women are religious than men. Any guy who gets some knows faking faith gets you laid. Atheists ARE virgins, thus, fewer of you. My god, this is all making sense now....
I sense a disturbance in the godwin....
And if the guy was a redneck from the south (i.e., the U.S.), he would have responded like the wwe fans in that south park episode....
"He broke he's phone!"
[rooster then crows]
IT will forever baffle the top brass in most companies. Your dollar-men didn't get their via tech, but by handling the blood of the place -- the money. Engineers -- or those with that inclination and aptitude -- stay in the lower echelons. Those at the top are the game players, politically savvy -- honestly, cold. I think most engineer-types dolefully lack the ability to play the political games needed to rise to a CO position in a company. Is it any wonder that CIOs are the least positions to ever make CEO?
... that he hasn't logged into in years....
All of this being said: a data center is technology, and technology is a mystery. To top it off, it's not getting any easier to understand. "Cloud computing? What's that?" Says the old CO who still uses an AOL account
Bottomline: spending money on tech is always something the big brass knows they have to do, but do so begrudgingly....
Interviewer: "Can you destroy the earth?"
The Tick: "Geez I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!!!"
A caveman built a wheel. This other caveman had been trying to build it first, but, alas, didn't. So, now, we have a wheel. It's not just that there's no need to build yet another wheel, it's that, philosophically, wheel is built....
This may not be a smooth transition, because some OSes do not align partitions on 4K boundaries.
"One life ends; another begins"
"Sometimes, I think that we've advanced, but then I look at where we are...."
Sorta sounds like the government's anthrax case....
All you need to do is use a portable fucking steel saw....
...soon they will burn men."
Because there's no music involved. If you really want your computer analyzed, even brought before people and talked about indepth, then put music files on it. It's especially helpful if you are an unprivileged child and/or handicapped....
My favorite part is the period in time when they got "AOL" pasted across some major motion pictures. It was bad enough when every piece of mail or box you opened resulted in an AOL floppy disk....
Did I have a point?
Joran River (River River), Potomac River (River River).
It happens when 2 languages bump into each other....
Oh, and don't forget the best one of all: Dumb Blonde....
Yep. At some point liberals and conservatives meet. I am entirely conservative over the 2nd amendment (which you left out). I do believe it is the one that says I can carry a fire arm. So, let's follow the logic here: the government tells me I have no 4th amendment, right? K, come and take my 4th amendment. It'll give me a chance to practice my 2nd amendment....
70 natural foods help prevent one form of cancer, and cause another.
The difference between a medication and a toxin is the dosage.
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone is zero." -Tyler Durden
I'll one-up ya. Read about the political mudslinging between Octavian (Augustus) and Mark Antony during their campaign to succeed the assassinated Caesar, circa 27 BC. Back then, however, the mudslinging got a bit more personal, to the point of bloodshed and lots of it....
Bashing one's opponent with truths, exaggerations and falsehoods has been the stuff of democracries, republics and political processes since the beginning....
I maintain Pedro's page. The attacks there can be vicious too....
I've always wondered why my line, "are you ovulating?" never worked like I thought it would....
Lloyd Christmas: "I met a girl today. She actually spoke to me."
Harry Dunne: "Get out!"
--Dumb and Dumber
Most notably, claims have been leveled...."
What's the best build/spec for a claim? Is that frost or fire?