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  1. Re:Ezmode on The Secret Lives of Ubuntu and Debian Users · · Score: 1

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky, Try to take over the world!

  2. Re:Yes, law on Interview With an Adware Author · · Score: 1

    Hello Sailor doesn't require 4 million lines of code and a dozen libraries :)

  3. Re:Before I judge the dad, I'm going to need to kn on Man Accused of Selling Daughter For Cash, Beer, and Meat · · Score: 1

    Belgian beer, obviously!

  4. Re:Comet viewing can be incredible... on Comet Lulin Is Moving Closer To Earth · · Score: 1

    I can hear a song coming up!

    IN THE NAVY

    Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,

    learn science, technology?

    Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true

    on the land or on the sea?

  5. Re:Hardcore Slashdotters won't notice... on New Google Favicon Deja Vu All Over Again? · · Score: 1

    Real hackers just stick the UTP on their tongue and decipher the signals with their taste buds.

    Doesn't emacs have a command to do that? C-x M-c M-tastebuds?

  6. Re:New Task Bar -- wow! (not!) on Ballmer Sets Loose Windows 7 Public Beta At CES · · Score: 1

    Not anymore.

  7. Re:Stupid on Lexus To Start Spamming Car Buyers In Their Cars · · Score: 1

    So what?

    Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

  8. Re:New Task Bar -- wow! (not!) on Ballmer Sets Loose Windows 7 Public Beta At CES · · Score: 1

    I read that as Heisenbug :)

  9. Re:Journalists on Dr. Dobb's Journal Going Web-Only · · Score: 1

    Dear Sir,

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  10. Re:HAHAHAHA on Oprah Sued For Infringing "Touch and Feel" Patent · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what you're really saying is that Oprah is Trogdor in disguise?

    OPRAH! Burninating the countryside, Burninating the patent trolls. Burninating all the peoples. And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

    Thatched-roof COTTAGES!

  11. Re:Why is this News? on Israel, Palestine Wage Web War · · Score: 1

    Wait 'till they start using them in powerpoint presentations! Scary as hell!

  12. Re:Well, now that just SUCKS. on Tooth Regeneration Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    I find your ideas interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  13. Re:Warning, Y2.1K bug. on The Exact Cause of the Zune Meltdown · · Score: 1

    You forgot:

    2101 - war was beginning

  14. Re:The Weirding Way on The Secret Origins of Microsoft Office's Clippy · · Score: 1

    Well, a disk array's latency got up, that's what happened :)

  15. Re:Anyone With New Year's Toast Accidents on Anyone Besides Zune Owners With New Year's Crashes? · · Score: 1

    ... 2237 days of cumulative toasting.

    Listening to your story made me think the 2237 days of cumulative toasting felt like 1337.

  16. Re:Last! on Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow? · · Score: 1

    Them are fighting words!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Post

  17. Re:There is only one keyboard on The Best Keyboards For Every Occasion · · Score: 1

    Model M is awesome. I still have one :)

  18. Re:Clogging up the tubes would be a reality on 100 Years Ago, No Free Broadband Pneumatic Tubes · · Score: 1

    Think pr0n! Think of the possibilities concerning bukake spam!

  19. Re:Difficult on How Do I Manage Seasoned Programmers? · · Score: 1

    Beware, it's a delicate effect, requiring careful calibration!

  20. Re:I hope this helps this problem on FTC Kills Scareware Scam That Duped Over 1M Users · · Score: 1

    You know, normal people just have aquariums.

  21. Re:Sudo on Inventor Builds Robot Wife · · Score: 1

    I know the cartoon but... all you can think about is a sandwhich?

  22. Re:fwiw on Inventor Builds Robot Wife · · Score: 1

    There are 10 kinds of protocol droids.

  23. Re:problem solving first, programming second. on Best Paradigm For a First Programming Course? · · Score: 1

    Excuse me? Real programmers use butterflies and an open window, not pencils and paper.

  24. Re:It's easy on Best Paradigm For a First Programming Course? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, start with Perl!

  25. Re:Careful on Bjarne Stroustrup On Educating Software Developers · · Score: 1

    And they will replace you all with a very small shell script!