This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five. And to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?
Light travels faster than sound, that's why the hot young busty and curvaceous 15 year old standing naked in front of you can get you aroused just 'till the sound of her speak arrives in your ears.
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Whay about:
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Amen.
Oh my $Diety, you mentioned nine-eleven in your post! Open your eyes before it is too late!
I'm a Vulcan, you insensitive clod!
Catholic priest, are you?
How's that any different than:
I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five. And to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?
You shouldn't have asked slashdot but should have asked the Spanish Inquisition!
forget where they threw their towel...
I got a spam email that said the same thing! It offered some cheap pills to help me out.
9 email addresses? You sure do try, don't you? :)
OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!
Light travels faster than sound, that's why the hot young busty and curvaceous 15 year old standing naked in front of you can get you aroused just 'till the sound of her speak arrives in your ears.
So God coded this one? (And why isn't it written in Perl?)
Isn't this called the dilbert principle, or peter principle?
It's right here: here.
You mean a bit like swallows?/
African or european swallows?
I'm confused. What's that steam thing you talk about?
A kind of copy protection for Babage's analytical engine?
I can hear him shout already: I wish to God this copy protection had been executed by steam!
What if you had egg bacon spam and sausage?
Hold on, wait 'till Netcraft confirms there was one more crippling bombshell hit on the already beleaguered ReiserFS community!
Moon it!
You obviously never met my wife and I!
I hope this feeling will subside quickly.
Hey, come on, be fair!
Can a secretary block pop ups for you?
Can a secretary show you naked women?
'nuff said!
and that's a towel.
I once at 4:75
No games, that's the priceless bit!