Bell begat Multics, which begat C, which begat Unix. Unix and TCP/IP begat Internet, which begat the World Wide Web. Unix begat RMS, father of the great GNU, which begat the Libraries and Emacs, chief of the Utilities.
I thought there were eleven people! One who divides everything into two, one who doesn't and one who confuses the binary people with Spinal Tap. It's one more!
Oh my $diety, you're on to something. Imagine one more, imagine going up to eleven if ten equals 41. You have the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.
How big should those two parties be? One person each or more?
How friggin dare anyone out there make fun of Vista after all it has been through.
Vista lost its release date, it went through a service pack. It had a friggin file copying problem.
Its writer turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now Vista is going through an acceptance battle. All you people care about isâ¦.. readers and making money off of it.
ITâ(TM)S A MICROSOFT OS! What you donâ(TM)t realize is that Vista is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it.
It hasnâ(TM)t performed on stage in years. Its song is called âoegive me moreâ for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.
LEAVE IT ALONE! You are lucky it even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEEEAVE VISTAAAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLONE!â¦..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Vista was a professional it wouldâ(TM)ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publically bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Vista Alone Pleaseâ¦. Leave Microsoft Vista aloneâ¦right nowâ¦.I mean it.
Anyone that has a problem with it you deal with me, beacuse it is not well right now.
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It's better than nothing!
Blasphemy!
Bell begat Multics, which begat C, which begat Unix. Unix and TCP/IP begat Internet, which begat the World Wide Web. Unix begat RMS, father of the great GNU, which begat the Libraries and Emacs, chief of the Utilities.
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He's not from Kansas it seems, otherwise he'd have recommended the Bible :)
or giant robots with tentacles?
It's C++, wouldn't that make him a classhole instead?
You are argueing with someone that cannot get through 3 words without swearing about what is insightful. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You had hands? Luxury! Back in my days we only had our feet to count photons!
... and you should have seen us searching for pr0n on the interwebs!
In exactly 3.5 years , but I'm afraid the answer will disappoint you.
The evils of premature optimization, indeed!
I thought there were eleven people! One who divides everything into two, one who doesn't and one who confuses the binary people with Spinal Tap. It's one more!
Ah, a duke-nukem developer!
Here, I made an ascii picture on what to expect:
Yeah, and it doesn't come with stinking volume control keys (The keyboard, not the wife.)!
My father is a Magician! He lays on his belly with his knees in the air!
That's because Microsoft put sucks in success!
Oh my $diety, you're on to something. Imagine one more, imagine going up to eleven if ten equals 41. You have the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
How big should those two parties be? One person each or more?
Well, neither as they like to eat snails in Europe!
git?
You $diety-damn git users with your viral marketing, I'm a subversion admin, insensitive clods!
So that's what a Vogon Constructor Fleet looks like!
My palms are hairy, try to explain that!
I for one write everything I'm gonna say out on paper, encrypt the full text and then say it out loud in navajo code!
Arrrrrrrrrrr
You forgot the beer volcanoes and stripper factory, add those and you'll in heaven!
I would put it even in stronger words!
How friggin dare anyone out there make fun of Vista after all it has been through.
Vista lost its release date, it went through a service pack. It had a friggin file copying problem.
Its writer turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now Vista is going through an acceptance battle. All you people care about isâ¦.. readers and making money off of it.
ITâ(TM)S A MICROSOFT OS! What you donâ(TM)t realize is that Vista is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it.
It hasnâ(TM)t performed on stage in years. Its song is called âoegive me moreâ for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.
LEAVE IT ALONE! You are lucky it even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEEEAVE VISTAAAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLONE!â¦..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Vista was a professional it wouldâ(TM)ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publically bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Vista Alone Pleaseâ¦. Leave Microsoft Vista aloneâ¦right nowâ¦.I mean it.
Anyone that has a problem with it you deal with me, beacuse it is not well right now.
leave it alone!
Indeed, I'd tap those asses without a warrant!