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  1. Re:Retroactively screwed up? on Firefox 3 Hits Release Candidate 2 · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but he did it all wrong, it should have looked like:

    Oh lord you don't get the joke at all. The point is that he just #@!kks@9)&^^ÂÂ'é

    NO CARRIER

  2. No, not less email on Data Retention Proven to Change Citizen Behavior · · Score: 0

    But more encryption,

    I dropped debian and installed OpenBSD :)

  3. Re:Isn't The Cosmological Constant... on Does Antimatter Fall Up Or Down? · · Score: 0

    For small values of 6 x 9 or large values?

  4. Re:Young earth creationists on Bacteria Found Alive In Ice 120,000 Years Old · · Score: 0

    What are you going to prove next? Black is white?

    Beware of the zebra crossing!

  5. Re:Aye, the Europeans be fit on Leaning Tower of Pisa Secure For 300 More Years · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You had a swamp? Luxury!

  6. Re:Seriously people? on Bye Bye Bananas — the Return of Panama Disease · · Score: 0, Funny

    You're absolutely right,

    until netcraft confirms babanas are dying I won't believe it at all!

  7. Re:If NASA Wanted Ice . . . on Phoenix Mars Lander Deploys Robotic Arm, Possibly Finds Ice · · Score: -1

    Tom, is that you?

  8. Re:Patch Tuesday on Firefox Goes for World Download Record · · Score: -1

    would an install via aptitude count, or are they only counting direct downloads from Mozilla?

    You're talking debian so the count would be random number based!

  9. Re:next step on Authentic Viking DNA From 1,000-Year-Old Skeletons · · Score: -1

    last time the berserkers got out they took out an entire tour group from Milaukee.

    I'd be more afraid if those berserkers started to sing 'I will derive'...

  10. Re:Doesn't seem so bad... on Would You Rent a Song For a Dime? · · Score: -1

    Ah, lisp^H^H^H^HPerl, the language from which the Gods wrought the universe! Of course you can use it to download any song you want.

  11. Re:Oh Please... on Amusement Park Bans PDAs and Smartphones · · Score: -1

    ...Dear Godwin, I would like to file a bug report...

    There, I corrected it for you!

  12. bofh.irs.gov on What's the Solution To Intellectual Property? · · Score: -1

    Property?

    Taxes ofcourse!

  13. Re:Need more input! on P2P Traffic Shaping For Home Use? · · Score: -1

    Hammertime?

    Sorry:

    Can't touch this!

    Can't touch this!

  14. Re:Mass Hysteria on Line Forms At Apple's Always-Open Manhattan Cube · · Score: -1

    It's apple people. What ELSE could it be but mass iSteria? ;)

    There, I corrected it for you :)

  15. Re:Not just IT workers on IT Workers Are Getting Fatter · · Score: 0

    Look at the bright side, at least we really get screwed!

  16. Re:The British did not break Enigma on Bletchley Park Facing Financial Ruin · · Score: -1

    I can't think of any large-scale SIGINT operation that preceded Bletchley,

    Nah, me neither, as the POSIX standard came after WWII!

  17. Re:Oldest possible... on What Is the Oldest Code Written Still Running? · · Score: -1

    Fiat Homo

    Fiat Lux

    Fiat Voluntas Tua

  18. Re:In related news... on Techies Keen to Keep Jobs In the Family · · Score: -1

    I for one tell my children I wanted to be...



    a lumberjack!



    Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!



    With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!



    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

  19. Re:To Whom it May Concern on Life-Size Photo of a Blue Whale · · Score: -1

    Dear Sir,

    there are only two ways for you to get anything out of me. You will either need to (1) convince me that I have infringed, or (2) obtain a final judgment to that effect from a court of competent jurisdiction. It may be that my inability to see the pragmatic value of settling frivolous claims is a deep character flaw, and I am sure a few of the insurance carriers for whom I have done work have seen it that way; but it is how I have done business for the last quarter-century and you are not going to change my mind. If you sue me, the case will go to judgment, and I will hold the court's attention upon the merits of your claims--or, to speak more precisely, the absence of merit from your claims--from start to finish. Not only am I unintimidated by litigation; I sometimes rather miss it.

  20. Re:Degree of Compromise? on Debian Bug Leaves Private SSL/SSH Keys Guessable · · Score: -1

    Does anyone have any back-of-the-envelope calculations as to how badly this compromises existing keys?

    Cuius rei demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi. Hanc marginis exiguitas non caperet!

  21. Re:The pitch on Microsoft Decides To Take On Linux On Low-Cost PCs · · Score: -1

    Great idea, I'm off to the patent office.

    I still have doubts about the name. What do my fellow slashdotters think? BeoVista or VistaWulf?

  22. Re:People inside? on NASA Will Man Destruct Switch Just In Case · · Score: -1

    the crew is either dead

    So who'll push the button, eh?

  23. Re:Anonymous Coward on What a Botnet Looks Like · · Score: -1

    Me too, and it even matched the combination on my luggage. Imagine the mess I'm in!

  24. Re:Doesn't address the fundamental problem on Terrorist Recognition Handbook · · Score: -1

    Your reasoning starts well but:

    we can make their arguments weak

    did put me off... What makes you think you are right and they aren't? Whose' rationale is correct?

  25. Re:OK, I'll bite.... on Earth May Once Have Had Multiple Moons · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you're trying to say is:

    That's no moon!