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  1. Re:Siri and translation on Google Improves Android Translator To Battle Siri · · Score: 0

    You were thinking of Kraft, right? Bait and switch!

    You got me, you got me. Actually, yes, I was thinking of a food manufacturer and thought P&G would be a better reference. Great minds. Love your nick btw! What's the gov't up to today?

  2. Re:Buckshot: on Comet May Have Missed Earth By a Few hundred Kilometers · · Score: 1

    3275? Not 3276 or 3274?

    That "missing" one will be hitting in a year or so. :->

  3. Re:Siri and translation on Google Improves Android Translator To Battle Siri · · Score: 1

    Heh.

    What do they call the process where you say that you're better than the competition in a VERY loosely-related type of product?

    e.g. "In the news today, Proctor and Gamble, Inc. has announced that it plans to compete with the largest trucking companies. P&G claims that its delivery processes are faster than all other trucking companies."
    "Well, they USE trucking companies, so their food must be the best if they are competing with the other trucking companies, right?"

  4. Do the same thing the RIAA does... on How To Catch a Laptop Thief? · · Score: 1

    File for a court order that allows search and seizure by law enforcement. Once you have that, the LogMeIn data is a usable piece, hopefully. If it is, case closed.

  5. Heh. on California Declares Today "Steve Jobs Day" · · Score: 1

    So this is a day that all companies in California must hire someone named Steve on every year?
    Too soon?

  6. Re:Porn of course... on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Old Webcams? · · Score: 1

    1. Enroll 45 of the sexiest babes at school.

    2. Give each a webcam to setup at home.

    3. Setup web porn gateway hosted on Ubuntu Hairy Hardon (rock solid!) connected to the 45 babes.

    4. ...

    5. Profit!

    .

    I feel sure you will not go to prison*.

    *(Could be wrong)

    I do remember recent-ish ./ article about a school district doing this. Psh, some PARENTS found out about it, then blah blah blaaaahhhh, privacy, blah blah, rights, blah blah, invasion, blaaaaahhhhhh..

    Buzz kill.

    :->

    For those of you who may have missed it, Manos! The hands of.... Humor.

  7. Simple behavior. on Why Mars Is Not the Best Place To Look For Life · · Score: 1

    What the first poster said:

    Mars is closer and easier to send people to

    and the fact that people (including scientists), that have a very publicized name/image, have a real issue scrapping programs once the following simple pattern occurs:

    - something looked really good, project planned
    - money was allocated, stuff was built
    - project accomplished phase 1
    - additional phases planned
    - project proven to be less valuable than newly planned alternatives

    Very few can say, "Fascinating. I guess this project is no longer as important as the other one(s)."

    Most say, "Mine is still the best idea, and I can prove to you why. Just give me some more money and time. Stop being distracted and let's get back on task here."

    Quickly summarized version, but I think anyone who can read gets the drift.

  8. Re:It it were that easy... on Occupy Wall Street Protests Go Global · · Score: 1

    Sure, sure... and the ones who desire to have things remain unchanged don't have the "who you know" addon capability, eh?

    The gov't is a whole group of people at the top who interact with each other; the people don't have as much power as they used to. I wish you were right, AC, I wish you were right.

  9. WAPIMA(TM) on Renaming the Very Large Array · · Score: 1

    WAPIMA(TM)

    What A Pain In My Ass (To Maintain)

  10. Re:GINVLA on Renaming the Very Large Array · · Score: 1

    GINGAVITIS?

    Gigantic Interstellar, New Ginormous Asynchronous, Very Integral Telescope Is Sequential...?

  11. It it were that easy... on Occupy Wall Street Protests Go Global · · Score: 1

    ...know it is up to us, the people, to decide our future,' said organizers of the global demonstration.

    If it were that easy to accomplish, it would have been corrected many, MANY years ago.

  12. Re:Another tool on Look Ma, I'm Getting Arrested! · · Score: 1

    Jest? I would be surprised if it isn't already so.

    Hence, "Or do I?"

    ;)

  13. Re:And next up... on Google Buzz Buzzing Away · · Score: 1

    And that's exactly the crowd it won't encourage. So far it's pretty much just tech people there. And when I say there's nothing happening there, people just suggest following some famous tech guys. That's not what I or teens and casual people want to do, they want to follow and talk with their friends.

    I said: "All G+ has to do is..."
    Not: "All G+ does is..."

    ;)

  14. Read the app score on Look Ma, I'm Getting Arrested! · · Score: 1

    "50,422,007 people like this app."

    /snark

  15. Re:And next up... on Google Buzz Buzzing Away · · Score: 2

    All G+ has to do is encourage teens and tweens; mission accomplished at that point.

  16. Re:They never really mean it on US Blocks Huawei From Building LTE Network · · Score: 1

    While I won't disagree with the problems of real and total security, doing this ridiculous partial security thing isn't even approaching to be the answer.

    Dude... That's all we do here in the U.S. Safety costs too much money from about 2000 A.D. on.

  17. Re:Emergency Response on US Blocks Huawei From Building LTE Network · · Score: 1

    OMG the portable Motorola radios used by the public safety (P25 on 850MHz band) in the county I live in..... $3000 each. They don't even work properly 10% of the time!

    I don't even want to see the receipts for the network itself with the towers, relay dishes, and base infrastructure.

  18. Re:I see new company policies coming. on Android Phones Get Dual Accounts · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I'm glad someone gets what was saying.

  19. Re:I see new company policies coming. on Android Phones Get Dual Accounts · · Score: 0

    Wow, apparently predicting the future based on past observations is also a Troll move. :)

  20. Another tool on Look Ma, I'm Getting Arrested! · · Score: 1

    Another tool for the cops who are having a bad day to use against you.

    "Ron, first confiscation you make from a subject is no longer the gun. It's the mobile phone."

    I jest, I jest. Or do I?

  21. Re:I see new company policies coming. on Android Phones Get Dual Accounts · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know, I was talking about Corporate misconception and fear of it. It's a great idea and a good move.

    Apparently whoever looked at my comment saw it as overrated. I guess people don't understand what I'm saying. If I take the humor out, I sound like a robot, and I HATE that.

  22. Re:why not encrypt everything? on Android Phones Get Dual Accounts · · Score: 0

    Apparently yours and my opinion of this is overrated.
    Company's perception of danger from Android devices, as well as curiosity, has gone up 10 fold.

    My comment

  23. I see new company policies coming. on Android Phones Get Dual Accounts · · Score: 1, Troll

    <wish_this_was_only_humor>

    Attention all employees of XYZ Corp, Inc. :

    On this date, xxxxxx, XYZ employees are no longer permitted to have Android devices on site. The fact that the maker of said devices regards them as secure devices designed for use by corporate entities, this device is not completely closed-source and has not yet been investigated thoroughly by XYZ. Therefore, this device is not only discouraged for use because we're scared, but any employee using an Android device on company premises will be terminated immediately and with just cause.

    </wish_this_was_only_humor>

  24. Re:I'm really sick of this trend on Facebook: the Law Says You Can't Have Your Data · · Score: 1

    No kidding. Anymore, money is made from your disclosure and release of personal information.

    You'd think paying for something is a good solution, as well, but it's not... most of the time. When you sign up for accounts, that information is sold to help keep the cost low.

    The only things that are truly secure online are things that most people can't afford.

  25. Start mining NOW... on US Intelligence Mining Your Social Network Data · · Score: 1

    ...before the next economic disaster begins and society freaks.

    Oh, wait.