California Declares Today "Steve Jobs Day"
First time accepted submitter onezeta writes "California Gov. Jerry Brown, in an announcement via a Twitter post, has declared it 'Steve Jobs Day.' The Apple co-founder's life as a technology trailblazer will be marked Sunday by his company's home state at a private memorial service and in a television documentary airing tonight at 8 pm EST on Discovery."
I want a Dennis Ritchie day!
Seriously?
iSorry but I declare it Dennis Ritchie Day!
#include bier;
I don't like that guy.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
See subject.
happy Steve Jobs Day everybody!
His brain-care specialist said, "Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?"
They should Mondayize it, like Columbus Day, Presidents Day, and MLK Day.
Whats the point of a Holiday if nobody has the day off?
For that matter why are Halloween and Valentines Day called holidays - nobody has them off...
And there were lulz.
Until he died, I wasn't sure if Jobs and Brown were actually different people. Only Linda Ronstadt knows for sure...
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
it will be called exploit poor workers day.
...on 16 October, we celebrate the life of another great propagandist.
Bla bla Godwin. Face it: Jobs' main talent was marketing his vision and he was one of the best at it since Joseph.
Jobs for every Californian Day
Who needs God when you have Steve Jobs?
A world wide network of stores / churches are already built!
The guy sold portable music players and mobile phones to people. Why do those people have such an emotional attachment to the man?
I put my books on Amazon, Smashwords, Demonoid, ISOHunt and Pirate Bay. Search for 'Michael Cargill'
CORRECTION: Today is blow jobs day!
I'm waiting for "balanced budget" day.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
We've already got anti-DRM day. Why do we need a celebrate DRM day?
n/t
At least it isn't another one of those holidays for some random army person who died oh so valiantly and killed lots of people (Thank you Memorial Day).
Steve jobs actually helped create things, rather than kill things. This is what our society should be celebrating.
I think Steve was okay, but it's worth noting that along being a computer innovator, one of his qualities was simply being a charismatic person, for partly which he will be remembered so well.
Dislike. Why should such a worthless, evil man get his own day?
As long as the other 364.25 days are Steve Jobs free days.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. indymedia
I agree with the comments I've read so far, plus I'm so bored... and if I listen to another tech-hispter zombie say the words "Genius" "Einstein" and so on next to Job's name I think I may puke. (R.I.P. Mr. Dennis M. Ritchie, and Thank You! )
Steve Jobs can't hold a candle to Jon Voight.
Since when did working for a living make one have to like rich capitalists to whom you are worth less than the ascii used to print these words?
is that 9 pm EDT?
So this is a day that all companies in California must hire someone named Steve on every year?
Too soon?
No, I am not. I can understand that Steve Jobs and Apple paid a lot of taxes in California but worker pays many more...
Maybe they can celebrate by adding a $300 tax to the cost of all computers and mp3 players once a year.
If it's Steve Jobs' day it should be Dennis Ritchie month.
It never fails to amaze me how flash trumps substance every time. But then again, an empty can makes the loudest noise.
In celebration of Steve's death (which is a little late), or in celebration of off-shoring all those California jobs to china?
Or will the world finally realize that he is not as fantastic a person as everyone is claiming he was.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
I'm so sick of hearing about this bloody Steve Jobs guy; I wish he'd just die.
Seriously, he was just a man. Sure, a stylish dresser and a very capable peddler of mediocre products that purchasers never truly owned, but still just a man.
China should declare an Steve Jobs Day. Steve brought more jobs to China than to America. ... more slavery like than jobs, but many more.
It's not just that C is the second most common programming language: Most of the other languages are actually written in C. That includes Perl, Python, and PHP.
Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
"Mention Steve Jobs and die" day.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
just checking does this mean I can park my Mercedes in the Handicapped spots today?
actually I am happy to see you, however that is in fact a banana in my pocket.
October 16th is also the day that several major
Nazis were executed following the Nuremberg trials.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_trial
...can kiss my ass.
Just because Apple named a PDA after him doesn't mean you have to ignore him.
HA ha Ha
Oh my...
In a different timeline slashdot in universe 12947801974-aPbF it is April Fools' Day
I'm gonna spend the day spanking it while looking at fake plastic tits!
I am governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles and never frowns
Soon I will be pres-iih-dent!
Steve Jobs has passed away
October 16th will become his day
I will command all of you
Your kids will use macs in school
YOUR KIDS WILL USE MACS IN SCHOOOOOL!
CALIFORNIA!
UBER ALLES!
CALIFORNIA!
UBER ALLES!
This holiday is worth it just to see all the fat, filthy geeks wail and gnash their teeth over it.
Cry some more, you little shit rags.
Look, BlueParrot actually brought Nazis into it. What a pack of fuckheads! Bah ha ha ha!
Another trotted out the line about not wanting to not live on this planet anymore. Fine. The only current alternative is to kill yourself. Please do. No one will miss you, and no one will ever declare a day in your name. LOL! Ass sucking losers.
It's getting really old that people feel the need to constantly bring up Dennis Ritchie only because he died around the same time as Steve Jobs. No one gave a fuck about him and, despite this being a geek site, he was hardly mentioned here. He dies shortly after a world famous person and now everyone acts like they're Dennis Ritchie's personal fucking ambassador.
In fact this submission already has more comments than the one for Dennis when he received an award in Japan earlier.
Go get fucking laid instead of always trying to find something to get angry and bitch about.
...but if this is the silliest thing the California government does for the rest of the year, we Californians will consider ourselves fortunate.
Hard to feel any antipathy towards Jobs when our statehouse is basically a giant, impacted colon full of human shit.
It's official - or governor is batshit insane.
P.S. I wonder if he holds any Apple stock.
They were designed by his friend Issey Miyake after Steve decided a corporate image and uniform would help his company. I believe he was impressed by the workers' uniforms at Sony.
Found a source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/fash-track/steve-jobs-issey-miyake-black-turtlenecks-246808
There's plenty of equally deserving candidates for a holiday in the same areas (computing, business). I think the train of thought is that he's seen as someone who directly produced a lot of products in the hands of us today, such as the iPod. But what is in those devices took decades of dedicated research from others unaffiliated with Apple. Where's their holiday?
Unlike you we won't insult and piss on a dead man's grave.
Will the unions take a paid holiday?
an ill wind that blows no good
I was astounded that on the day Ritchie died, and the day AFTER, there was no posted story on Slashdot. I assumed someone was waiting for a good retrospective summary, but even so that's a long time and it was newsworthy enough to post right away...
I'm not sure if Jobs is getting more attention than he deserved, but Ritchie is definitely being short-changed.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
What fucking morons modded this up (Score:5, Insightful), when you die the only contribution you give to the planet is feeding some worms ...
Someone's going to start a Church of Steve Jobs.
Smack an Apple Fanboi Day would be even relevant. A "Steve Jobs Day"... So pathetic for a... CEO? Come on. His computers sucked and the iPhones were overpriced anyway.
Smack an Apple Fanboi Day would be even relevant, indeed.
The creator of C, the language which enabled ALL of these shit - including EVERYthing steve jobs has done - have died, and california has the 'foresight' to declare a steve jobs day.
This shows how deep is the retardedness that is valuing form over substance in our society is. Few buttons to push and shiny metallic corners on an object is more important than any stuff that make those stuff actually run.
Read radical news here
Tell that to the millions of people who fucking cried when a ruthless capitalist that they didn't even know died. That's far far more pathetic.
Steve Jobs helped make Objective C, an offshoot of C, popular.
Dennis Ritchie made C.
Steve Jobs convinced his company to port an OS.
Dennis Ritchie helped create the very idea of a portable OS.
Steve Jobs eventually decided Unix would make a good basis for the OS on his hardware.
Dennis Ritchie helped Ken Thompson create Unix.
Steve Jobs and his company eventually decided that a similar OS and development stack across all the company's devices would be a useful idea.
Dennis Ritchie helped create an OS and development stack used on everything from phones to supercomputers.
Because I am. This isn't even the dumbest thing Brown has done recently.
So are all Chinese workers in the state supposed to commit suicide in honor of the event?
If I go shopping should I offer to pay triple the price of everything I buy?
Will normal, everyday items suddenly not work cause I'm holding them wrong?
Am I supposed to go around yelling and screaming at everyone and acting like a sociopathic prick?
Is the Catholic Church planning on canonizing (or at the very least beatifying) him today?
I'm confused, exactly what am I supposed to do to properly honor St. Jobs?
When do we start collecting miracles for the canonization? Is it machines cures (i.e., an iPhone came back to life) or some one got a free upgrade on iTunes?
Can we just petition the iPope Woz to skip everything and electrocanoninze him now?
I agree completely that there were a lot of fake people crying over Steve Jobs but that doesn't mean people should turn around take advantage of Dennis Richie's death to stick it to Steve Jobs. It's disrespectful to both men and I'd argue it's more disrespectful to Dennis Richie.
Two men have died. People should just let them rest in peace and not use either person's death to push an agenda.
Jobs accomplished more in his time than any 20 of you put together
Not if we include Dennis Ritchie when we organize our group of 20.
Celebrate Steve Jobs day by not giving any money to charity, treating your employees like garbage, disowning your children, and throwing a tantrum anytime anything happens that you don't like.
What is the big deal? My college classmate got his own day in Neveda too.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
We can start with Alexander the Great, move to Julius Caesar (though he has his own month, maybe skip?), and from there we can go to Winston Churchill, Adolf Hitler, and even Obama!
Hell, why don't we just take all 365 days off a year? There's too much to celebrate!
Honestly though, we don't need a holiday for Jobs. It's hardly a holiday, and it means nothing unless you have some obnoxious man-crush on the guy. I'm all for Sunday being a regular Sunday. We didn't even get a Michael Jackson day as far as I know, and this is just plain stupid. No matter what he's done for/to the industry there is no reason to give the guy a holiday. We have enough awareness weeks, education days and religious holidays as is, it's about time we get back from vacation and just enjoy a weekend for being just that, a weekend.
you are correct, none of us will have millions of fanbois to jump out of nowhere and defend our legacy at a moments notice
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!
Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
The guy takes away your freedom of running whatever you want in your phone in exchange for some sugar and incorrectly claimed "increased security" using objective-c from the 70ies and all of the bunch of holes that brings compared to java or .net. Fills his pocket while doing himself a favor. And on top of that somebody declares a day for him!! Incredibly were stupidity and ignorance can take some ppl. Someday I will follow him and I will turn them the slaves they deserve to be. Yes well I understand politicians sometimes give something cheap to ppl to get votes in favor. And since the majority of ppl is stupid enough to not realize they are nothing but a load of lambs following his god.
Nor will you have legions of people jumping out of nowhere to trash you either...
Just sayin'
I wonder who dresses up like Steve Jobs on Halloween, other than himself haunting a house of hipsters to share with them his HIV/AIDS that he actually died of rather than the News lambasting that he died of Pancreatic Cancer.
So you won't stop a bill which prevents police from invading the information on my iPhone, but you will give me a holiday to the guy who introduced the world to it. Why is "California Uber Alles" running through my head right now. Jello Biafra we need a new song now. Selex
No, you are quite incorrect.
Worms dont go down as far as coffins are buried.
I tried to sit through the whole thing but gave up 1/2 of the way through. Clearly this thing was hashed together in a short amount of time. What the fuck was fallout boy, and o.a.r doing on this show? It looked like a VH1 reject they scraped from the dumpster bin.
What is this...I don't even
Really? Does this really warrant a day? I still can't get over the fact that people still think that Steve Jobs was the person who invented the "i" everything. A) it was the engineers who designed it B) it was the sweatshop in asia somewhere that built it and C) it was the application desiners and builders who created the applications that made the ibrick something useful. Take out all the "apps" and you just have a touch phone with bad reception and a big price tag.
Also it wasn't that visionary MP3 + Phone..not rocket science
the day after be "Foxconn Day"
Why dont they just start Penis row, and all these nobodys can have one. Steve's can be white with a Chrome tip and a completely unintuitive plaque underneath.
Unlike.
Kriston
Steve Jobs's death is sad because of the way he died, wasting away of cancer. I'm as anti-Apple as anyone but I too shed a tear when I heard that he wasn't gunned down by a disgruntled ex-employee.
Hey idiot, almost NONE of that was invented or even defined by Jobs.
Yeah I don't understand why everyone has to be either a huge fan, or hate his guts.
I'd say, by objective measures, Jobs was an extraordinarily important person that brought about (net positive) effects in all of our lives. That's a big deal for any one person to accomplish... and being tech type folk, we should probably appreciate it.
It's also true that the guy had some serious failings. Deadbeat dad, asshole boss, re-popularized the walled-garden model, was pretty strictly anti-charity, ganked a donor organ to extend his life a little, etc.
What's wrong with accepting both if they're true? He's no god figure... but he managed to influence our lives in significant ways. Fair is fair.
I cant friking wait till we celebrate Jerry Brown Day... We can only hope that day is soon.
I dont understand, why today? He died on the 5th...
And you, sir, have believed more hype than 20 of the rest of us put together...
I might, if I'm feeling generous, allow you some of the "redefine" part though... except that he was the frontman who saw talent in others and allowed them to redefine existing technology and give it the Apple shine
Too bad people give so much of a fuck about this monster. You people are pathetic.
Living to 60 is something he didnt accomplish, even with all of his money and talent. Many of us have.
Steve "Hand" Jobs day.
"Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind." -- Sister Miriam Godwinson
It's really sad to me that Dennis Richie doesn't get 1% of the attention at his passing than the man who made his work sexy does.
Check your premises.
'nuff said.
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
Can we get over Steve Jobs already? It is not like Michael Jackson died!
Thanks for keeping my Apple stock soaring, /.
This kind of bile and arrogance from elitists is exactly what makes Apple products more popular than other *NIX flavors, these days.
This is exactly was repulses your everyday Joe from your platform, tools, and heroes of choice.
No one wants to hang out with a bitter nerd except for other nerds with the same bitterness.
So keep it up! My grandparent's and their Apple shares also thanks you!
I run Ubuntu on my server.
I run Ubuntu on my desktop for day to day usage (oh, except for when SMPlayer, VLC, Totem, or xine won't play my DVDs correctly, or when I'm sick of GDM crashing, or the nVidia drivers not working quite right, or I want to get more than 4 hours of life out of my laptop's battery).
I reboot into Windows for gaming (and no, WINE doesn't work for everything).
And I boot into OS X if I want to get audio production done (see line above).
Surprise! Mac OS X is better at somethings than Linux!
Surprise! iPhones is better at somethings than Android!
You may now all return to being armchair experts....
http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=An_Early_Switch_Campaign.txt
Jobs accomplished more in his time than any 20 of you put together
Not if we include Dennis Ritchie when we organize our group of 20.
Figures that the hateboys at Slashdot have to claim a dead man who has never been at Slashdot as one of theirs to take up a fight with dead Steve Jobs.