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  1. Just like college tuition on Cable TV Prices Rising At Four Times the Inflation Rate · · Score: 1

    BTW for most people in their 20's the most expensive services they have are cell phone and cable.

  2. Firebomb Comcast on Comcast Predicts Usage Cap Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Kill all their executives.

  3. I'm shocked Apple isn't suing them on Apple's Revenge: iMessage Might Eat Your Texts If You Switch To Android · · Score: 1

    For illegally knowing the alphabet that Apple patented years ago.

  4. Nate Silver is praying this is true on Can Google Influence Elections? · · Score: 1

    Since without massive levels of auto correlation he has no business model.

  5. Which decisions do humans make better on Autonomous Car Ethics: If a Crash Is Unavoidable, What Does It Hit? · · Score: 1

    The one where the bad driver doesn't know what the fuck she's doing and she drives over a baby carriage no matter how loud people are screaming at her?

  6. God how I hope they fight this on California City Considers Restarting Desalination Plant To Fight Drought · · Score: 1

    there's got to me some tiny frog no one's ever heard of that's more important than people.

  7. Oh please on Distracted Driving: All Lip Service With No Legit Solution · · Score: 1

    Talking on your phone is more dangerous than smoking crack behind the wheel at night during a tornado with your eyes closed while getting a blowjob going 115mph on the wrong side of the road.

    No - it's not.

  8. I call bullshit on Report: 99 Percent of New Mobile Threats Target Android · · Score: 1

    I install things willy nilly all the time on 5 different phones. Dozens and dozens of apps get installed and de installed regularly. I have used 10 top rated different AV scanners at various times and NONE of them have ever picked up anything.

  9. Knowing full well on DreamWorks Animation CEO: Movie Downloads Will Move To Pay-By-Screen-Size · · Score: 1

    Disney will of course make most of their titles ONLY available in the largest dimensions.....for artistic integrity of course.

  10. How do you know they're not Sprint customers? on FCC Proposes $48,000 Fine To Man Jamming Cellphones On Florida Interstate · · Score: 1

    That's the same thing as being jammed.

  11. Here hold my beer, watch this. BOOM on Texas Sheriffs Crash $250k Drone They're Not Supposed To Be Flying · · Score: 1

    And so goes what everyone knew what would happen when you gave drones to cops.

  12. Who cares? on Microsoft Continues To Lose Money With Each Surface Tablet It Sells · · Score: 1

    MS has never had a significant victory in hardware and they never will. No one takes them seriously and MSnokia will be no different.

  13. I didn't know Belkin bought Linksys on WRT54G Successor Falls Flat On Promises · · Score: 1

    No wonder they suck now. Did they figure out how to fix/avoid that firmware bug that opens up NAS devices attached to most of their routers to the public yet? Or are they still going with "don't set remote admin to on"?

  14. I am going to abuse the shit out of this on Supreme Court OKs Stop and Search Based On Anonymous 911 Tips · · Score: 1

    rat out teachers, cops, local elected officials, church leaders.

  15. Probably have ads every 3 minutes on AT&T Plans To Launch Internet Video Service · · Score: 1

    For AT&T products and services. They are the Devil.

  16. Seems to have blown up Google today on Google Opens Up Street View Archives From 2007 To Today · · Score: 2

    Widespread outages for every Google service starting at 2pm eastern today.

  17. The government is mad they can't fine anyone on Heartbleed Pricetag To Top $500 Million? · · Score: 1

    The Federal government's main compliant is that there's no clear case to fine the crap out of every deep pocket in the country.

  18. Oh who cares anymore on L.A. Science Teacher Suspended Over Student Science Fair Projects · · Score: 1

    After they get that MFA in post modern Lesbian Marxist theater they're still going to be working the espresso machine for all the foreign scientists who go to school here.

  19. Nonsense Nonsense Nonsense on Heartbleed Sparks 'Responsible' Disclosure Debate · · Score: 1

    I'm in outsourcing and our #1 problem this week by far is getting clients to actually allow us to patch their shit.

  20. Do any of them on Mathematicians Devise Typefaces Based On Problems of Computational Geometry · · Score: 1

    Have to be fucking readable?

  21. Of course on Investors Value Yahoo's Core Business At Less Than $0 · · Score: 1

    Why do think there's this hero worship mythology built up around Marissa Meyer? Because the Yahoo business is the JC Penney of the internet.

  22. You are adorable on Detroit: America's Next Tech Boomtown · · Score: 1

    Detroit? There are two kinds of people in Detroit. Corrupt politicians and union bosses on the take and stubborn backwards people who would rather starve than change. If you're not bringing back the glory days of the 1960's where a high school grad could make $40,000/yr with benefits then they won't listen to you.

  23. EXTERMINATE EVERYONE WE DISLIKE on Commenters To Dropbox CEO: Houston, We Have a Problem · · Score: 1

    Kill them all. Make our world pure!!!

  24. Better to let it burn itself out on Racing To Contain Ebola · · Score: 1

    At worst a few thousand people die. That's fewer than die in the Arab world because they keep murdering health workers, because THAT's disrespectful of Allah or some such shit.

  25. No on Can Web-Based Protests Be a Force for Change? · · Score: 1

    It's all angry feel gooderism pointless bullshit.