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  1. Why? on IRS Misses XP Deadline, Pays Microsoft Millions For Patches · · Score: 1

    Why not just say fuck it and not patch anything. What's the worse that happens? It's the IR fucking S for god's sake.

  2. Hell no on The Comcast/TWC Merger Is About Controlling Information · · Score: 1

    After a year of shit content you won't care anymore. Comcast is about raping you for money. Period.

  3. Bloggers and liberals will be eaten first on Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful? · · Score: 1

    The hipsters we'll keep around for the heavy lifting as long as they're useful.

  4. But you can teach a rice farmer on Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code · · Score: 1

    Since we already do, in India by the zillion.

  5. A whole country of civil servants on New French Law Prohibits After-Hours Work Emails · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I don't care if you're having a heart attack on the front lawn as your house burns. I'm off the clock.

  6. Great Scott! 1.21 GigaWatts! on Navy Debuts New Railgun That Launches Shells at Mach 7 · · Score: 2

    let's see 23lbs @ 7333 fps is about 169,000 ft lbs or about 229,000 joules each second. If the projectile hits the target for about 1/500th of a second that's more or less 1.2 GigaWatts.

  7. I suppose Obama could buy it on Should Microsoft Be Required To Extend Support For Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    Nationalize it and give it away.

  8. Or you could be from Raleigh NC on Your Car Will Tell You How To Hit the Next Green Light · · Score: 1

    and just run them all, or better yet stop at a green, wait for the red THEN run it.

  9. If it's in the Guardian on A Third of Consumers Who Bought Wearable Devices Have Ditched Them · · Score: 1

    Then they're talking about some vast dark Zionist capitalist plot bent on supernal and global domination of everything.

  10. We need to go back to the 17th Century on Vermont Nuclear Plant Seeks Decommission But Lacks Funds · · Score: 1

    Where everyone was a farmer and women who didn't die right away in childbirth had 10 kids 6 of whom died in childhood. Cmon Hippies! We can do it!

  11. A $3,000 'system' not a $10 beeper on Department of Transportation Makes Rear View Cameras Mandatory · · Score: 1

    Sounds great. Because if nothing else fat lazy drunk sweating bastards who don't look behind them are going to stare into a monitor. And it's going to be a device that's also used for navigation and DVD's which states want to ban anyway. 12-15 lives? Woo hoo! Let's give out a Nobel Prize for this one

  12. Every once in a while on Minnesota Teen Wins Settlement After School Takes Facebook Password · · Score: 1

    You have to tell the school admins and cops to get in line to suck your dick. Seriously. "NO", now expel me, send me to Gitmo, do whatever the fuck you assholes think you're entitled to do. Fuck off, die screaming.

  13. No. Next question? on Did Facebook Buy Oculus To Counter Google Glass? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    fb's user growth flattened out as fb less cool to its own target demographic. It's just randomly looking for the next cool thing it can use to be cool. And trust me, google glass is not cool. Google glass is something your douchebag fratboy older brother uses to be cool to HIS boss. It's this year's bluetooth earbud.

  14. How sad on Xbox One Reputation System Penalizes Gamers Who Behave Badly · · Score: 1

    Good thing real life is cotton ball soft squishy and fair. I can hardly wait for millenials to demand reputations systems at work.

  15. No reason not to KILL trolls on Adam Carolla Joins Fight Against Podcast Patent Troll · · Score: 1

    I am 100% entirely serious. This is a modern day version of Al Capone style protection racket organized crime and as such it's entirely reasonableb to kill them.

  16. He also is a paid rep for Iran and Hamas on Jimmy Carter: Snowden Disclosures Are 'Good For Americans To Know' · · Score: 1

    so there's that.

  17. Better learn Chinese on Scientists Develop Solar Cell That Can Also Emit Light · · Score: 0

    so you can have a job in one of China's call centers set up to do customer service while the US was too busy trying to have LGBTQ liberal arts programs for illegal Mexicans who are illiterate in their own language.

  18. Make them stop using all fuel on WHO: Air Pollution 'Killed 7 Million People' In 2012 · · Score: 0

    Because I am sure they'd be thrilled to return 400 million people to Medieval poverty.

  19. No myths just hate on Google Tries To Defuse Glass "Myths" · · Score: 1

    People are going to scream and hop up and down the same way they scream and hop up and down about cell phones. Because they're angry retarded bigots and this is one of the few outlets for retarded bigots where they can BE retarded bigots and not get beaten to death.

  20. Any shock why these are Obama boosters? on Silicon Valley Anti-Poaching Cartel Went Beyond a Few Tech Firms · · Score: 1

    A frozen top down controlled job market where the employee has zero input or freedom but most likely a great deal of security as they are locked in place. At least until HR decides they should eat dogfood somewhere else.

  21. Has he started screaming about the Jews again? on Turkey Heightens Twitter Censorship with Mandated IP Blocking · · Score: 1

    And how this is all their fault? Don't worry, he will. He always does.

  22. Something new for them to ban on Titanium-Headed Golf Clubs Create Brush Fire Hazard In California · · Score: 1

    Or tax or sanction or limit or otherwise be all California about.

  23. Yes but, on In the Unverified Digital World, Are Journalists and Bloggers Equal? · · Score: 1

    Retarded tweets are the most supreme of all.

  24. And then the aliens invade on IPCC's "Darkest Yet" Climate Report Warns of Food, Water Shortages · · Score: 1

    And wipe all life from the earth.

  25. Don't retire them on Why US Gov't Retirement Involves a Hole in the Ground Near Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    Just keep paying them their salary for life and beyond. It's cheaper that way.