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  1. Longest distance tweet evah? on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 1

    Because between that and premiering hip hop tunes from space and Muslim outreach there isn't a whole lot of anything that NASA promotes anymore. Maybe there's some science and engineering but it's not their prime focus

  2. No one listens to albums anymore. on Highway To Sell: AC/DC iTunes Snub Finally Over · · Score: 1

    The long form factor where anyone listens to an entire album has been dead for years. Dead Dead Dead. No one even listens to whole tunes either. And why bother, it's all shit.

  3. HP seems incapable of doing anything right on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They are done. They are Alcatel and Xerox. They are profoundly broken and no amount of strategizing the paradigm and clousourcing the B2B experience is going to fix that. HP is now just a brand with nothing behind it and dysfunctional organization that doesn't know what the fuck its doing behind it.

    They finally reached the critical mass of disorganized bullshit and mismanaged acquisitions run by a senior staff of psychopathic feudal warlords who do nothing except protect their own shit while the CEO, is busy molesting secretaries or running for public office.

  4. Car bombing it is then on 'Ban Killer Bots,' Urges Human Rights Watch · · Score: 1

    Allahu Akbar Motherfuckers.

  5. Re:All the 'anti bullying' efforts are bullshit on Young Students Hiding Academic Talent To Avoid Bullying · · Score: 1

    George Washington.

  6. All the 'anti bullying' efforts are bullshit on Young Students Hiding Academic Talent To Avoid Bullying · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only way to deal with them is bash them. Sorry of that's not PC New York Times and soccer mommy friendly enough for you but that, fellow geeks and nerds is what you have to do.

    Someone bullies you, break their arm. If they and their thug friends come back at you break their heads. If their mommies and daddies complain tell them everyone can live in a new house after their burns to the ground.

    They're not human, they're animals and this is what you do with animals. You beat them until they stop.

  7. Every SAP and MS executive is over 40 on It's Hard For Techies Over 40 To Stay Relevant, Says SAP Lab Director · · Score: 1

    They should be killed and have it posted on YouTube.

  8. Liberlals have always a love affair with Gulags on How Free Speech Died On Campus · · Score: 1

    Of varying degrees. It's simply a matter of what you call them.

  9. If someone attacks you attack them on Hacker vs. Counter-Hacker — a Legal Debate · · Score: 0

    Silly laws and feel-goodism be damned. Hunt them down and kill them all.

  10. Good on Airlines Face Acute Pilot Shortage · · Score: 1

    We need a 50-60% reduction in the number of flights. And just quadruple prices to compensate. I for one am fed up with hearing year after year after year that the airlines are in trouble and billions of dollars in the hole. Just let them massively contract. It's not as if they're doing anything like a good job.

  11. Ballmer has gone completely paranoid on Windows Chief Steven Sinofsky Leaves Microsoft · · Score: 1

    He now is resorting to assassinations of all underlings. He has gone completely nuts and I for one am cheering. I am waiting for the interstellar patent troll death match between Microsoft and Apple. With any luck both companies will be destroyed.

  12. I think this is a great idea on With NCLB Waiver, Virginia Sorts Kids' Scores By Race · · Score: 1

    Finally, Affirmative Action based on empirical results and not well wishing. If AA students (African American) need a hand up then why not simply lower the bar in the first place. Just keep lowering the bar until you feel you have the right mix of race and opportunity.

  13. Good on Study Claims Human Intelligence Peaked Two To Six Millennia Ago · · Score: 1

    Because after 50 years of listening to retards I hope Derp is our future.

  14. Funny as hell on UW Imposes 20-Tweet Limit On Live Events · · Score: 1

    The geek equivalent of 'that woman' who utterly hates cell phones everywhere at any time.

  15. I own a Toshiba Tecra on Toshiba Pursues Copyright Claim Against Laptop Manual Site · · Score: 1

    And any manual anyone has on the product is by definition completely useless. If you want to know something better go to YouTube.

  16. In related news on Patent System Not Broken, Argues IBM's Chief Patent Counsel · · Score: 1

    Pedophiles don't think there's a child molestation 'problem' in America either.

  17. I weep for the future on Would Charles Darwin Have Made a Good Congressman? · · Score: 1

    Because that was the dumbest question I've heard all year.

  18. CIA not a fan of having staff in compromised roles on CIA Director David Petraeus Resigns, Citing Affair · · Score: 1

    To the idiots who whine this is about consenting adults, it's not. It''s about national security and the risk or being extorted or blackmailed or otherwise compromised. Please take your 'everyone should smoke weed all day if they like it" thinking somewhere else.

  19. One in seven chance you die on Windows 8 Defeats 85% of Malware Detected In the Past 6 Months · · Score: 1

    Ok that's pretty good for a brand new state of the art operating system. Remind me again what the fucking definition of progress is?

  20. But it WOULD be hilarious on Foxconn Denies Plans For New US Operations · · Score: 3, Funny

    To watch the lemming herd of slacktards at Occupy Wall St tweet on their new $2,000 US built iPhones that they didn't pay for either about the fucking evil that is money.

  21. I think not on Bungled Mobile Bet Will Be Ballmer's Swan Song · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has limitless piles of cash. The board is used to Ballmer's psychopathic behavior.

  22. Don't tell them you're hunting them, toughguy on Cisco VP To Memo Leaker: Finding You Now 'My Hobby' · · Score: 1

    That's just stupid. Which gay Yale frat were you in to get hired by the CIA?

  23. As long as you don't fix the damage on NY Attorney General Subpoenas Craigslist For Post-Sandy Price Gougers · · Score: 1

    And focus on this all is good. Now's a good time for Mayor Bloomberg to enact a new law restricting something. Like the amount of caffeine in coffee or the calories of muffins. But whatever you do DON'T fix anything.

  24. The way to beat control freaks on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Convince Someone To Give Up an Old System? · · Score: 1

    Is to give them more control then even they demand. Because they don't want accountability they want power. Give them accountability then mercilessly pick at their failure to derive results until they either quit or change.

  25. Unacceptable on Samsung's Galaxy S III Steals Smartphone Crown From iPhone · · Score: 1

    Tim Cook unleashes the lawyers. Sues owners for appropriating money destined for Apple.