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  1. We don't need people to govern us either on The Data Crunchers Who Helped Win The Election · · Score: 0

    Fire up the President ClusterBot. May as well, the guy we got has as much charm and personality as a machine and is inspiring as a vacuum cleaner.

    All Hail

  2. Did they refund it? on AT&T To Pay $700,000 For Overcharging Consumers · · Score: 0

    Or just pay it to Mother Government.

  3. Re:How hard is this to do? on Voting Machine Problem Reports Already Rolling In · · Score: 1

    I use bubble sheets and pen. Let's hope the scanner works.

  4. How hard is this to do? on Voting Machine Problem Reports Already Rolling In · · Score: 0

    Harder than an ATM machine? Harder than a nuclear power plant control room? Harder than a 787 Dreamliner fly by wire system?

  5. Is this a sponsored advertisement? on Cloud Computing Needs To Embrace the Linux Model, Says Rackspace CTO · · Score: 1

    It must be because openess doesn't mean shit in the cloud world. It hosts apps that get dialed up and down. What's behind it is unimportant.

  6. go work for an insurance company on Apple Pays Only 2% Corporate Tax Outside US · · Score: 3, Interesting

    An insurance company keeps two sets of books, one on insurance operations and one on investments. most of their tax liability comes out of operations which is why they typically show a loss on paper on their operations and then use that credit as a carry across to the investment side of the house. when I worked for Equitable we paid ZERO tax for many years.

  7. States charge tax on taxes anyway on Amazon Charges Sales Tax On "Shipping and Handling" · · Score: 1

    North Carolina does. So why not. Vote Higher Taxes 2012.

  8. Who cares? on Ralph Nader Moderates One Last 3rd-Party Debate for 2012 · · Score: 0

    Disgruntled dead enders for the most part. Between the stoners, anarchists, angry trustafarians, millionaire communists and all the rest, who gives a shit.

  9. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m on Apple Hides Samsung Apology So It Can't Be Seen Without Scrolling · · Score: 1

    That seems to be what was once true. What's becoming apparent is that Tim Cooke has a radically different view of where to take Apple than Jobs ever did. For instance I don't see Jobs ever seriously entertaining the idea of introducing products which don't expect to succeed on their own so much as simply take up space and market share in order to chase out competitors as the current roll out of iPad models seems to indicate. Cooke appears to view his product line more like endless rows of vaguely different cereal boxes in the supermarket which are there just to occupy the most shelf space.

  10. Google J-31 pictures on China's Stealth Fighter Flight Test Successful · · Score: 1

    It's anything but stealthy with all those hardpoints and external pylons.

  11. Microsoft prods are no longer interesting on Microsoft Escapes Kaspersky's Top 10 Vulnerabilities List · · Score: 1

    All the good attacks are at facebook etc. b

  12. Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's mom? on Apple Hides Samsung Apology So It Can't Be Seen Without Scrolling · · Score: -1, Troll

    They need to sit down and shut up. I think Apple is rapidly turning into a shitty company that litigates not innovates but this is stupid already. What are they going to demand next? Apple employees wear duncecaps?

  13. iPhone apps just sue you on More Than 25% of Android Apps Know Too Much About You · · Score: 0

    for using iPhone apps.

  14. IBM's health plan will demand it on Watson Goes To Medical School · · Score: 2

    No humans involved. Only computers and the occasional tech support call to Bangalore.

  15. Curious fact about Broad St on NYC Data Centers Struggle To Recover After Sandy · · Score: 1

    Broad St is the only street in NYC where the #'s go UP as you go south.

  16. But Americans will sell them the insurance on China Building a 100-petaflop Supercomputer Using Domestic Processors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because that's all America does anymore.

  17. Apple is run by lawyers and accountants now on Shake-up at Apple: Forstall Out; iOS Executive Fired For Maps Debacle? · · Score: 1

    It's been clear that the Era of Tim is one where Litigation trumps Innovation. Apple is rapidly devolving into the world's biggest patent troll and therefore no longer has to design, create, make or sell anything.

  18. What about the 25,000 pesicide storage buildings on 26 Nuclear Power Plants In Hurricane Sandy's Path · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about the millions of gallons of toxic chemicals that are going to be mixed in the water. We had Hurricane Floyd a few years ago and that was the problem not the hurricane.

  19. We've known this for a thousand years on Brain Scans Show the Impact of Neglect On a Child's Brain Size · · Score: 1

    But hey, thanks for the science.

  20. Your first mistake on Want a Security Pro? Get Politically Incorrect and Learn Geek Culture · · Score: 1

    Was using the government as a benchmark for anything. Government IT contracts are obscenely bloated with regulatory compliance requirements and perilously thin on security. There's difference between the two.

    Government contracts stress first and foremost adherence to standards like COBIT and NIST because....well just because. Then the regulatory monkeys fly in and tell you about the 40 different regs you have to be audited to. And all of a sudden you've torn out your whole storage farm and replaced it with devices that encrypt at the disk level because that's what they demand even though their view of the reg is complete horseshit. So you got them to plunk down another $20 million in 'secure hardware' which is great for the vendor but pointless. Because they don't have a requirement in their bible of standards to implement URL filtering, NIDS or zoned off VPN crossbars. So 'security' is bullshit. But you passed the audits. Which is all they care about.

  21. As opposed to all the other industries? on Is Silicon Valley Morally Bankrupt and Toxic? · · Score: 2

    Products and services are not forces of moral good. Moral good is a force for moral good. And as long as we're bashing capitalism, all those communist countries didn't for one second consider the well being of their captive populations. Did you know for example that there is not a single communist/socialist country which ever permitted trade unions?

  22. There can be only one (or two) on HTC Losing Ground Faster Than RIM or Nokia · · Score: 1

    In 2 years you will have a choice of iPhone or Samsung. Choose wisely.

  23. Re:three words, one hyphen: on Why Can't Industry Design an Affordable Hearing Aid? · · Score: 1

    Most insurance DOES NOT COVER these devices and certainly at the high end they don't. I know this from personal experience.

  24. A product built for Rappers on LG's 84-inch 3840 x 2160 Television Doesn't Come Cheap: $17,000 · · Score: 2

    Now that Maybach is going out of business, any self respecting wannabe is going to have to get 12 of these for his house.

  25. Tablets are not upgradeable on The Greatest Battle of the Personal Computing Revolution Lies Ahead · · Score: 1

    Which in PC parlance means they have to be thrown away every 12-18 months. Why is that? Bloat. Plain and simple. When your Andoid tablet or iPad accesses a typically horrible bloatpage with 3 different animated popups, a banner or two, 5 layers of Javascript and the rest, it grinds to a halt. And when the hardware engineers make a tablet that's twice as fast, the marketing douchebags tell the software developers "We need 7 more popups, a dozen more animations, twice as many switches and buttons for that 'user experience' and your new tablet turns into a shitty doorstop practically from day one, requiring you to run out and get a newer better one.

    The downside of running everything off the network is that you're running everything off the network and you have no more control over it than you have over your cable TV broadcast content.