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  1. Yes I predicted this (Really, I did) on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    Years ago I said here that Zune was NOT a product. It was Microsoft's field experiment with DRM technology to see what they could shoehorn into Windows.

    Now that Microsoft has what they need from this field test, they are going to blow up all the Zunes and eat the cost of them in one pass.

    You don't think so? Really? Microsoft has lost more than 11 billion dollars on Xbox just so they have a presence in that market.

  2. WTF is a mouse? on The Best Computer Mice In Every Category · · Score: 1

    Is that like a trackball or my Thinkpad's red eraser?

  3. Burn those bastards houses down on Time Warner Recommends Internet For Some Shows · · Score: 1

    T+W pays my city a 15% bribe off the top for 'access' which they pass on to me. And for that I get crappy monopoly service and now no service?

    Go Satellite and stab these motherfuckers in their beds. Kill them all.

  4. I email 10's GB of illegal MP3s back to the RIAA on Capitol Records Flooded Internet With MP3s, Says MP3Tunes CEO · · Score: 1

    I want to make sure they get what they're asking for so I hammer them tons of ill gotten files. Regularly.

  5. Re:What they can't read the odometer? on Oregon Governor Proposes Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    I'm reasonably sure that if Oregon did that that California would share in the data and do it too. It's not as if they've EVER turned down a fee or tax, ever unless is was specifically voted down.

  6. What they can't read the odometer? on Oregon Governor Proposes Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    Why can't Oregon simply read the odometer when they inspect the car? Or are they one of those hippy libertarian states that deems inspections an undue burden from The Man?

  7. Most of Notes 8 is Eclipse/Java anyhow on Campaign to Open Source IBM's Notes/Domino · · Score: 1

    So there's a point to be made here. And while IBM makes mad loot from Notes, the latest version, Notes 8 has sufficient problems that they could use more eyes on it

  8. If it's the Beeb you can count on 2 things on BBC's iPlayer Chief Pushes Tiered Charging For ISPs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1) they have their head up their asses
    2) they mumble under their breaths what the BNP says aloud.

  9. Just refuse on Microsoft Invents $1.15/Hour Homework Fee For Kids · · Score: 1

    MS might actually be insane. Just refuse. I don't support crazy people. Save that shit for Robert Mugabe.

  10. And when will Blu-Ray players get afforable? on Last Major Supplier Calls It Quits For VHS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ah yes, never. In a related point, Sony lays off thousands. That's some great plan you got there, Lou.

  11. Just give up on Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? · · Score: 1

    My wife, who's an attorney, for more than a decade kept every memo she ever wrote in a SINGLE word processing doc. It ran to thousands of pages. She was afraid of creating documents.

  12. Stop whining on As Christmas Bonus, Google Hands Out "Dogfood" · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  13. They should just criminalize the whole thing on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    Oz is no different than China or Iran. Just ban the whole thing and criminalize it as a felony. I would 1 thousand percent back that.

  14. An outdoor Alpine ski mountain would be cooler on Dubai Is Building a Refrigerated Beach · · Score: 1

    And if they could make it levitate that would be awesome. I hope they spend their next 100 billion dollars on that one.

  15. Re:Bruce Willis/Hillary Swank movie in the making on Scientists Find Hole In Earth's Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    In 'The Core' the GG bridge is melted by a beam of solar microwave radiation punching through the atmosphere caused by the collapse of the earth's magnetic field.

  16. Most of laptops on New Egg are refurb on Recession Pushes IT To Find New Value In Old Gear · · Score: 1

    Seriously. So are half the laptops on Tigerdirect.

  17. Bruce Willis/Hillary Swank movie in the making on Scientists Find Hole In Earth's Magnetic Field · · Score: 1

    Seriously we could nuke the comet to blanket the earth with anti radiation particles for when the earth's core 'stops'. The Golden Gate Bridge will of course have to be melted.

  18. Why does the UK have submarines? on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    To do what? It's not like it's the era of Lord Nelson.

  19. What about companies with insane awful leaders? on How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    How well do they do after their own cannibal king thief goes to jail? The answer is pretty much the same as before.

  20. If regulation is BAD then regulation is BAD on IRS Doesn't Check Cyberaudit Logs · · Score: 1

    Why should only hedge funds and corporations get the benefit of lax or nonexistent regulation, no enforcement and robber baron capitalism? It's only reasonable and in strict GOP dogmatic compliance that we should get away with everything we can up to and including hacking the IRS to afford ourselves a lower tax bill. And since all taxes are teh evil, I'm sure the Grover Norquists of the world are cheering.

  21. Prnt wth LOLspk on New Font Uses Holes To Cut Ink Use · · Score: 1

    Just chop out all the vowels and print like it's lolspeak

  22. And let me add on What Restrictions Should Student Laptops Have? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That spending money on MacBooks is insane unless you're getting them for less than half of retail price. A reasonably good device can be had for $400-$500 retail as opposed to a MacBook.

  23. Absolute technical restrictions are a must on What Restrictions Should Student Laptops Have? · · Score: 1

    It's not enough that you flack up some stupid 'rules' that you know everyone will break so you can have the smug satisfaction of expelling everyone. No - you have to technically lockdown the devices so that they are absolutely restricted. In fact you should not look at them as computers as all. You should look at them as nuclear powered yellow pads that do only what is mandated by the school. The devices should be useless as general purpose computers. When the student can buy them, they will be useless anyway. This way you can recycle them back to the next round of students cheaply.

    This is not about values it's about teaching.

  24. To say nothing of $2B/year on prisons on New York State Budget Relies On Entertainment Tax · · Score: 1

    Since the Rockefeller laws went into effect, NYS has spent billions locking up nonviolent drug offenders to ridiculously long prison terms. Last tally about 67% of all prisoners in NYS were so called nonviolent drug felons incarcerated under mandatory sentencing. They spend about $2 billion a year just maintaining that population. And that's just on the prison side of the equation. It doesn't even add the hundreds of thousands of doughnut eaters who have no other job than to round up all the drug lords with a quarter oz of weed on them.

  25. Re:Is it 1988 again? on Tech Firms Oppose Union Organizing · · Score: 1

    The median tenure in IBM was about 15 years a decade ago. Now it's about 4. So while it's good for a bottom line perspective, it's debatable whether they're providing the same level of expertise or quality. Of course if everyone else delivers at a weal level then no one is in a better or worse situation than anyone else. And perhaps it doesn't matter. Perhaps delivering to C minus mediocrity is all we need to do.