User: dazst

He should have used...

On: One Week: No Mouse, Just Keyboard

the Finger-Nose

Arested!

On: Windows Source Code Seller Arrested

The Windows Source Code seller has been caught!

http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html

OMG

On: 80,012 Text Messages In One Month

Did he actually thumb-type 2,580 messages every day ?

<?php
foreach ($phonelist as $phone)
mail($phone,"Hi, how are you?",$nullmsg);
?>

Recursive problem solved: Vote with OVC for OVC !!

On: Demo of Free Software Voter-Verifiable Voting

I feel very strongly that OVC would be chosen by the people, if given the chance to vote for OVC or any other voting system. However, only OVC would be able to prove that... the votes for "we don't want OVC" weren't tampered with.

Lets say a major national news station such as CBS/ABC announced that there will be a national vote where democracy can choose between an old voting system or OVC as the standard of all political voting systems.

Do you think that if OVC wasen't necessary, that the results would be OVC?...

KarmaWhore

On: Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS

I hate Windows XP because...

1. I am.

2. ....???

3. Profit!!

Now we need a new programmer

On: Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked

Site: http://www.valvesoftware.com/jobs.htm

A job position has opepend up at Valve Software.

game development SDK developer

A successful candidate will have at least 3 years programming experience in C and C++, and excellent written and verbal skills. Game programming experience a plus but not required. Responsibilities include working directly with game developers to design, port and enhance their games for Valve?s broadband delivery system and develop the SDK used by game developers. This position may require some travel.



Requirements:

Know Linux A+
Know Game Programming A++
Never heard of warez ? youre hired!!

Microsoft buys google

On: Google Code Jam 2003 Announced

Update by J: ... as long as it's Java, C++, C# or VB.NET.

First, Microsoft Eyes Google: http://www.google.com/search?q=microsoft+eyes+goog le&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Then this ;) :
http://www.google.com/microsoft.html

And now, we can only code with Windows-0wned^H^H^H^H^H compati^H^H^H^H^H^H^H (PHP,TCL,etc) 0wned!! code?

puhlease

Tell me Microsoft hasen't already bought google...

kw

On: Space Elevator Company Fission

Google's cache of liftport.com: http://216.239.57.100/search?q=cache:TiE-9Ofu6fUC: www.liftport.com/+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

dupe

On: New Satellites of Jupiter Discovered

We ran a story on the first eight, but now... eighteen.

Still, not good enough excuse to post a dupe!