You would think so, and you would be right until you figured out that true omnipotence brings impotence. It's a game of not exercising your powers, and rather influencing those around you. Very much like C-Level office politics. You rule the world, seas will rise when you give the word, and how many people need to die so that you can fish from your balcony?
The egg.
The life cycle of a chicken begins with the egg, results in procreation to produce more eggs, and eventually the death of the organism. Ergo, a "chicken" to this argument is viewed from the point of the egg.
Applying evolution, one must define a strict categorization of what a chicken is. Once that is established, there is no "slippery slope" logical fallacy, and you can determine, in binary, what came first on the life cycle, as a chicken.
An "almost chicken" laid a mutated "almost chicken" egg, which is now classed as a chicken. Ergo, the mutated "almost chicken" egg is the world's first chicken egg, which becomes the first chicken.
q.e.d.
Homer Simpson: Do you want it done fast, or do you want it done right?
Marge Simpson: Like any American, fast!
Homer drops fireworks into stuck drawer, explosion, drawer released with scorch marks
Marge Simpson: Can't argue with results!
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You would think so, and you would be right until you figured out that true omnipotence brings impotence. It's a game of not exercising your powers, and rather influencing those around you. Very much like C-Level office politics. You rule the world, seas will rise when you give the word, and how many people need to die so that you can fish from your balcony?
There's always at least someone on Slashdot who uses discussions like these to get free programmers. "Work for us, and you'll get a paid job later!"
1 guy actually accepted a job there and he quit within 18 months as it was a properly shit place to work.
It was a mac shop. You have been warned!
Ask them what all the HTTP status codes mean
And yet both people failed the embedded chip portion of the interview.
What came first? the egg or the chicken?
The egg.
The life cycle of a chicken begins with the egg, results in procreation to produce more eggs, and eventually the death of the organism. Ergo, a "chicken" to this argument is viewed from the point of the egg.
Applying evolution, one must define a strict categorization of what a chicken is. Once that is established, there is no "slippery slope" logical fallacy, and you can determine, in binary, what came first on the life cycle, as a chicken.
An "almost chicken" laid a mutated "almost chicken" egg, which is now classed as a chicken. Ergo, the mutated "almost chicken" egg is the world's first chicken egg, which becomes the first chicken.
q.e.d.
So male = C runtime
Female = Flash Runtime
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Spoken in a Blackadder III voice:
Baldrick, is that a dirigible in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm less of a fan of the PHP stack.
Don't worry. That extra tentacle is a feature, not a bug. Here's a link to japanese hentai cartoons that prove my point! (link redacted)
It's not hacking. Where is your patriotism to the flag?
In the land of lies, truth is treason.
As if "Credit Card tax", or as they call it "Merchant discount", isn't enough revenue. They have to go and sell your data.
And this just goes to show. Cash is king.
For everything else, there's mastercard!
So... do we call it "mostly new"? As in would you like to buy a "mostly new watch"?
Homer Simpson: Do you want it done fast, or do you want it done right?
Marge Simpson: Like any American, fast!
Homer drops fireworks into stuck drawer, explosion, drawer released with scorch marks
Marge Simpson: Can't argue with results!
Careful, they'll blog about you!
This whole article shows us what happens when #nerdrage meets #metoo and #SJW.
Plugspreading? Stop Nerdsplainin.
I read that as "banker" fuel. Thought you were onto something there for a minute.
Come on stop with the conspiracy theories. I want my nuclear powered iPhone.
Perhaps they should provide a free ebook copy of Fifty Shades of Grey to be able to cope with the having fun aspect.
To quote Lionel Hutz, "There's the truth... and the truth"
Maybe they get a kickback?
It's not the name that counts, it's how many hospitals you shut down in the process.
Think I'll stick with my current "autopilot". A broom handle cut in half stuck through the steering wheel. Seems more effective.
I'd rather be left right out
I'm sure he's now living a long and fruitful life as Mother Shabubu in Puerto Rico.
In some cases, "proper amount" means homeopathatic medicine. I.e. not even an atom of the substance. Also known as placebo medication.
Powerful stuff.