They save a TON of money by outsourcing the purchase of sharks to organisations like this. Come to think of it, they should see if they could get Wall St interested. A ton of em over there.
Finally some semblance of sanity is returning to the Copyright argument.
The whole trouble with this is that it provides a completely unfair playing field for inventors, which are the people that the concept of copyright was meant to protect in the first place. Unfortuantely, being right by law is only ever as good as the lawyer that can argue that you are right. Big companies mean more money, which provides better lawyers.
Stewie Griffin: Uh, excuse me, it's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana. Uh, I've got news for you, my friend. Marijuana's illegal. Not cool. [audience starts booing] Alright then. [Begins singing, to the tune of America the Beautiful] Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best...
Man in audience: You suck!
Stewie Griffin: Learn the rules!
Talk about shooting the rope that's tied to a balloon that hits the hamster cage, that turns the treadmill, that throws the basketball onto the lightswitch to turn on the light!!!
Um, sir... I don't quite know how to explain this, but we just passed this Geiger counter over your baby, and well, it went nuts! Did your wife perchance eat weapons grade plutonium during her pregnancy?!?
What about rogue pringles cans with tv aerials sticking out of them?!? How about a pair of sneakers tied together and thrown over a power line? OMG P0n13$!!!
I'd say that right about now you should check your tinfoil hat dude.
If only there was a wise being striding forward to take over the world. At least there would be progress by one so skilled to manipulate so many. Unfortunately, we cannot attribute to malice that which is easily explained by incompetence. President Bush is the starkest reminder of that, followed by our dear friends on Wall Street.
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They save a TON of money by outsourcing the purchase of sharks to organisations like this. Come to think of it, they should see if they could get Wall St interested. A ton of em over there.
Please. That hair style should be firmly left in the 70's.
Too bad if those great genes have been programmed to randomly walk into walls.
What was that? Government + Apple + Jobs + Knowing whats best for you?
There's a MAD Tv sketch for that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
they already have a mechanism to deal with it -- the app store review process.
Magic 8 balls need a holiday every now and again too you know.
Finally some semblance of sanity is returning to the Copyright argument.
The whole trouble with this is that it provides a completely unfair playing field for inventors, which are the people that the concept of copyright was meant to protect in the first place. Unfortuantely, being right by law is only ever as good as the lawyer that can argue that you are right. Big companies mean more money, which provides better lawyers.
Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to rampant stupidity and incompetence. This is EA afterall.
FROM: Santa's Workshop helpdesk
TO: Virignia
We have finished the research on flying midgets. We are moving on to flying goats next, which should let us finally allow pigs to fly.
We thank you for your patience whilst we satisfy your mother's prerequisite requirements on when you can have a pony.
I'm Santa.
Ask me about anything to do with snow, the north pole, midgets, flying reindeer and flying midgets.
But that's Vegas. I bet they also ask if you'd like a mistress with that, and include a few casino chips if you've ordered the happy meal.
You mean robots.destruction(); right? Ooops. I've said too much.
Gee, and I thought it was bad when Steve Jobs did it! Touche!!!
Stewie Griffin: Uh, excuse me, it's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana. Uh, I've got news for you, my friend. Marijuana's illegal. Not cool. [audience starts booing] Alright then. [Begins singing, to the tune of America the Beautiful] Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best... Man in audience: You suck! Stewie Griffin: Learn the rules!
They tend to in the good old US of A. If you don't believe me, take a trip to the Bible belt. I'm surprised they don't have drive through churches.
That, or at least not dated their siblings.
Considering where they pulled *that* statistic from...
It's a lot easier to have 12 million than it used to be.
True, but the power bill!
Bob is reminiscent of TIM's power solutions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Machine
Talk about shooting the rope that's tied to a balloon that hits the hamster cage, that turns the treadmill, that throws the basketball onto the lightswitch to turn on the light!!!
Yelp (verb) to call or cry out sharply when a class action law suite is filed against you.
Unaffordium then.
Pure weapons grade Balonium.
Um, sir... I don't quite know how to explain this, but we just passed this Geiger counter over your baby, and well, it went nuts! Did your wife perchance eat weapons grade plutonium during her pregnancy?!?
Gamification is a perfectly cromulent word. It embiggens your intellect.
What about rogue pringles cans with tv aerials sticking out of them?!? How about a pair of sneakers tied together and thrown over a power line? OMG P0n13$!!!
I'd say that right about now you should check your tinfoil hat dude.
If only there was a wise being striding forward to take over the world. At least there would be progress by one so skilled to manipulate so many. Unfortunately, we cannot attribute to malice that which is easily explained by incompetence. President Bush is the starkest reminder of that, followed by our dear friends on Wall Street.