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  1. Re:Take away that fucking chair !! on Professor Steve Ballmer Will Teach At Two Universities This Year · · Score: 1

    Next, on Jerry Springer...

  2. just make a Mario phone. on Nintendo Posts Yet Another Loss, Despite Mario Kart 8 · · Score: 1

    He's a plumber, of course it's going to be water proof!

  3. Re:Change management fail on Passport Database Outage Leaves Thousands Stranded · · Score: 0

    We are US Customs and TSA. We NEVER make mistakes!

  4. Re:What about my rights? on US States Edge Toward Cryptocoin Regulation · · Score: 1

    No, it was the accurate spelling. He used to work for Wall Street.

  5. Re: Master Strategy on Microsoft's Nokia Plans Come Into Better Focus · · Score: 2

    Yes I am. The devil would have more style.

  6. Re: Master Strategy on Microsoft's Nokia Plans Come Into Better Focus · · Score: 2

    The "King"'s too busy fighting world poverty.

  7. Re:Not surprised on Popular Android Apps Full of Bugs: Researchers Blame Recycling of Code · · Score: 4, Funny

    All the app developers want this for Christmas:

    http://www.shutterstock.com/pi...

  8. Re:Great... on Satellite Images Show Russians Shelling Ukraine · · Score: 1

    So Europe, please show equivalent satellite images without scorch marks? Prima facie, there seems to be evidence here.

  9. Re:Cr(oss) Ass(embly) on Newly Discovered Virus Widespread in Human Gut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who would have thought that scientists would stoop to this CrAss attempt at humour.

  10. Re:What about... on Day One With the Brand New Oculus Rift DK2: the Good, the Ugly and the Games · · Score: 2

    Yeah, "motion tracking" and "ducking and leaning forward" has a whole new meaning.

  11. Re:FUD filled.... on How a Solar Storm Two Years Ago Nearly Caused a Catastrophe On Earth · · Score: 2

    The Transformers... E-M-P'd they died.

  12. Re:Congress has its (collective) head buried... on Lawrence Krauss: Congress Is Trying To Defund Scientists At Energy Department · · Score: 0

    You must be a blast at parties...

  13. Re:Customer service? on Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet · · Score: 1

    You must be American. It's a slightly different procedure there. Take the bag down, put yours up, and then wait for the plane to fill up. When that's happened, flag a stewardess down or wait until they tell you that the bag has to go up, and hand it on over. Unfortunately in the US, everyone's paranoid as hell.

  14. Re:Customer service? on Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet · · Score: 1

    That's why when you talk to customer service, you record the conversation. For their safety, and yours.

  15. Re:Customer service? on Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

    Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

  16. Re:What?!? on Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is madness?!?

    This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

  17. Re: name and location tweeted... on Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet · · Score: 2

    Awesome would have been if he went all dirty harry on "Kimberly".

    "Go ahead, make my day..."

  18. Re:Congress has its (collective) head buried... on Lawrence Krauss: Congress Is Trying To Defund Scientists At Energy Department · · Score: 3, Funny

    Logically if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

  19. Re:Fake emails are so convincing.... on The Psychology of Phishing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you have some kind of confusion that prevents you from distinguishing phone calls from e-mails?

    He has trouble relating to Phemails

  20. Re:So It's Come to This on Verizon's Offer: Let Us Track You, Get Free Stuff · · Score: 1

    I really don't care if they track my device but give me free stuff. My hamster has nothing to hide.

  21. Re:Best Wishes ! on Microsoft's CEO Says He Wants to Unify Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meet the new boss. Same as the boss before the old boss.

  22. Re:Great... on Finding Life In Space By Looking For Extraterrestrial Pollution · · Score: 1

    Yep and Luhr's next move will be to deploy his death ray. Let me be the first to both welcome and thank our new Omicronian Overlords.

  23. Re:Mandatory IQ Tests for Politicians? on VP Biden Briefs US Governors On H-1B Visas, IT, and Coding · · Score: 1

    They're smart, they just play dumb. It's more profitable.

  24. Re:Biden is talking coding?? on VP Biden Briefs US Governors On H-1B Visas, IT, and Coding · · Score: 1

    Identification? We identified you as standing behind the door already.

  25. Re:America is Booming on Toads on 'Optical Fiber' Made Out of Thin Air · · Score: 1

    Baby on board, oh how I adored...