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Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet

CanHasDIY writes The old saying goes, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." A man learned the consequences Sunday, after Tweeting about his experience with a rude Southwest gate attendant: "A Minnesota man and his two sons were asked to leave a Southwest Airlines flight after the man sent a tweet complaining about being treated rudely by a gate agent. Duff Watson said he was flying from Denver to Minneapolis on Sunday and tried to board in a spot for frequent flyer privileges he held and take his sons, ages 6 and 9, with him, even though they had a later spot to board the plane. The agent told him that he would have to wait if he wanted to board with his children. Watson replied that he had boarded early with them before and then sent out a tweet that read 'RUDEST AGENT IN DENVER. KIMBERLY S. GATE C39. NOT HAPPY @SWA.' Watson told TV broadcaster KARE in Minneapolis on Wednesday that after he boarded, an announcement came over the plane asking his family to exit the aircraft. Once at the gate, the agent said that unless the tweet was deleted, police would be called and the family would not be allowed back onboard." He gave into the threat, deleted the Tweet, and was allowed to board a later flight. Southwest, as one could have predicted, offered a boilerplate "apology" and vouchers.

928 comments

  1. name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    thats harassment.. she should have called the police

    1. Re:name and location tweeted... by DaHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Using publically visible information (nametag & gate sign) to state an opinion constitutes harassment?

      God help the reviewers on Yelp or Angie'sList who give their opinions on different businesses.

    2. Re: name and location tweeted... by DaHat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you assume her consent would be required?

      The airport is a public place and there is little right to privacy or anonymity when in public... doubly so when you are wearing a name tag.

    3. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. Not harrassment.

    4. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      harassment/hrasm()nt,harsm()nt/
      noun

              aggressive pressure or intimidation.

      What kind of sycophant would label this tweet as harassment?

      Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

      Finally, it would be great to see the 180 degree flip in reaction if the airline attendant had been male and the passenger had been female with her two young children.

    5. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True they are owned by the airport and not the same as public sidewalk, but there is no expectation of privacy at the gate.

    6. Re: name and location tweeted... by Cryacin · · Score: 2

      Awesome would have been if he went all dirty harry on "Kimberly".

      "Go ahead, make my day..."

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    7. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. As a father with kids, there is a serious double standard. Particularly with women. When my wife goes places with my daughter, she gets helped out, and treated like a parent. When I do the same, it only seems to be other fathers who give me a hand.

      Men really need to start to stand up for equal rights.

    8. Re:name and location tweeted... by grub · · Score: 1

      How does "sycophant" work here?

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    9. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      +3
      I see this and experience this often. So much so that when out with my wife and kids I'll get her to ask for things or handle certain things because she will get much better treatment than I despite the fact that I'm usually a lot more polite than my wife.

      This really does need fixing but these days I think most men feel like they can't even mention it because they have lost before they start. Women's rights have done a lot for them but eventually they will pass the goal and go too far. I even read recently I can't remember her name but she is supposedly the founder of the woman's rights movement and she wrote that she made a mistake and regrets it and that men should be men and that we each have unique roles to play.

      Anyway, this was off topic but it's one of those things that needs attention.

    10. Re: name and location tweeted... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://definitions.uslegal.com...

      "A public place is generally an indoor or outdoor area, whether privately or publicly owned, to which the public have access by right or by invitation, expressed or implied, whether by payment of money or not, but not a place when used exclusively by one or more individuals for a private gathering or other personal purpose."

      US airports are public places. Just because it is private property doesn't automatically mean it's not a public space. If you turn your home into a B&B, it becomes a public space, even though it is your private property. You can have private clubhouses and private airports but the moment you leave the door unlocked and put up a sign that you're open to the public, the presumption of privacy is gone.

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    11. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is too!

    12. Re: name and location tweeted... by mysidia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Airports are NOT public places, particularly the Gates at airports.

      They are called places of public accommodation just like restaurants. There is zero expectation of privacy for the employees in areas where there is customer access. Members of the public have access to them. Specifically... any members of the public who have paid a fee and obtained a ticket.

    13. Re: name and location tweeted... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Kimberly did not volunteer the information for internet signage. Harassment.

      Nor do businesses and people reported to the better business bureau, angie's list, amazon.com, ebay and similar rating services. While the tweet seems harsh based on the given information, the father didn't do anything but report tweet her name that was visible on her publicly displayed name badge. Airlines, just like stores, have employees where such badges so the public knows who has done them wrong or right and can report to management the actions.

      While the tweet seems harsh given the limited information presented and probably foolish, it isn't harassment. Likewise, over-reacting to an airline employee normally will get you removed from a plane and possibly arrested, so he should be happy that he was only delayed in his trip.

    14. Re:name and location tweeted... by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

      The employee suggested no such thing. She said that the man would have to wait until his children were able to board, and then they could board together.

    15. Re: name and location tweeted... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      lol welcome to the internet. if you're a douchebag people will flame you online. grow a pair.

    16. Re: name and location tweeted... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      what is really interesting is how fast Sh!tWest A!r was able to intercept a message from one of its passengers and direct an action against that person. If it's fair to wire tap a customers communications, then it's ok to wire tap the wire tapper?

      I can see this as a valid post on Angies List, and Yelp.

    17. Re:name and location tweeted... by ooshna · · Score: 1

      It works as well as harassment does here.

    18. Re: name and location tweeted... by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm wondering a little differently. I wonder how plugged in that gate representative must of been to find and successfully identify the source of the tweet and call the family off the plane before it left.

      I say this because I don't see some SWA social media monitoring department demanding the tweet be removed in that fashion. I figure it was the 'dissed' gate rep herself that did it.

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    19. Re: name and location tweeted... by iksbob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was my knee-jerk reaction as well. Thinking it though, SouthWest must have a group dedicated to monitoring social media postings in order to respond that quickly. Surely this group is familiar with the Streisand Effect, and would not take such action against the passenger. Rather, I suspect the punitive action came from the same gate attendant that the passenger complained about.
      Gate attendant gets pissy with passenger -> passenger posts complaint -> SW social media group reads complaint -> SW calls gate attendant and tells her to fix it (i.e. apologize) or it will come up at her performance review -> pissy gate attendant calls passenger back to the gate and threatens him.

    20. Re: name and location tweeted... by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      Did he tweet her full name, or just Kimberly S, as the article says?

    21. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "founder of the woman's rights movement"

      Who would that be, Elizabeth Stanton? She has been dead these 112 years.

    22. Re: name and location tweeted... by defaria · · Score: 0

      No it's private property. It doesn't change your ownership just because you let people in. Sure the laws may say "Oh you're really a public space" just because they wish to invade our privacy yet again so they can regulate and tax but it doesn't change the state of reality just because some government official proclaimed otherwise. By your definition, if you've every let anybody into your house you've lost ownership of it, is fucking ridiculous!

    23. Re: name and location tweeted... by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      No it's private property.

      Indeed.

      It doesn't change your ownership just because you let people in.

      No, it doesn't. But no one said that.

      What I'm confused about, though, is why people think that others can't post their names online?

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    24. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah had this out once. My wife took one or two of the kids into a store. I have the other two or three. Some lady started ranting at me about lazy etc not going in.

      I said so should I wake up the younger two or leave them in the van by themselves. Shut her the hell up very quickly. Its amazing the BS dad's get in public.

    25. Re: name and location tweeted... by mattyj · · Score: 1

      Actually, most states have laws that allow for a reasonable expectation of privacy in public places. Just because you step outside your front door doesn't give people the right to be an asshole to you.

      Especially if you're at work, where there actually are much stronger laws protecting your privacy.

    26. Re: name and location tweeted... by mattyj · · Score: 1

      Because the woman was at work. People working, even out in the open with a nametag on, have different protections that the average joe in the same place. I'm sure her union had something to say about Southwest and hostile work environments.

    27. Re:name and location tweeted... by mattyj · · Score: 0

      From the beginning of time until about 50 years ago, women were considered second class citizens pretty much everywhere in the world. You realize that in this great country of ours, women have had the right to vote for less than 100 years?

      A few million years of oppression isn't just erased in a few decades, there is still psychic debris in our collective conscious, and it'll be there for some time.

      So, you know, help the ladies out and quit being a wuss.

    28. Re: name and location tweeted... by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Because the woman was at work.

      And? Someone knew her name, and voluntarily decided to write a Twitter post about her. She might not like it, but I don't think she has any right at all to prevent someone from using their own property (or others' property, with their permission) to write such a post.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    29. Re:name and location tweeted... by easyTree · · Score: 2

      How does "sycophant" work here?

      Any way you want it to; you're soooo awesome.

    30. Re:name and location tweeted... by taustin · · Score: 1

      Using publically visible information (nametag & gate sign) to state an opinion constitutes harassment?

      Depends on what he tweets with it. Or threatens to. Anybody who reads Slashdot should know how easy it is to get a lynch mob stalking some random stranger with death threats with lies.

    31. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doubtful. More plausible is that the guy bragged to the flight attendand that he sent the tweet.

    32. Re: name and location tweeted... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Denver International Airport is owned and operated by the City and County of Denver Department of Aviation. It's public land. That aside, your comment doesn't make sense. Privately owned property can be operated as a public place, without affecting the ownership of the property. If I owned a restaurant, it would be my private property. By opening it for business and inviting customers in, it remains my privately-owned property, but it also becomes a public place, since I'm admitting the public to it. At night, when I close for the evening, I'm denying access to the public, and it's no longer a public place. That changes in the morning when I open the restaurant again.

      None of that has anything to do with privacy, government regulation, government taxation, etc. Further, if you've let someone into your house, you haven't lost ownership of anything. You haven't even lost ownership if you open your house to the public; you've just made it a public space, until you say otherwise. If you invite specific friends in (rather than the public at large), not only does it stay in your possession, but it's also still a private place.

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    33. Re:name and location tweeted... by Tom · · Score: 0, Troll

      Men really need to start to stand up for equal rights.

      While I agree with your main point, equal rights is not the problem. Equal treatment is. We have the same rights, feminism has won long ago. But in many areas men and women are still treated very differently. Sometimes the women are treated badly, and there are many feminists making a big scandal of it, and sometimes the men are treated badly, and almost never anyone says a word.

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    34. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Using publically visible information (nametag & gate sign) to state an opinion constitutes harassment?

      YES! Because "public" is not a binary function.
      Her nametag was only visible to people in her immediate vicinity, not the entire internet.

      What he did was threatening. It was "I'm going to try to get thousands of people to hate you personally. If I'm lucky they will dox you and make your life suck for a year or more."

    35. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lol. You realize women get helped out because men want to get into their pants right? Even if it means just a 0.0001% chance, that's still more than 0% so men play the lottery.
      Its just that women are biologically conditioned not to realize that - instead they think guys are being "sweet" and "kind."
      If they did recognize it for what it was, they would be so creeped out that they would never talk to a guy again and that would be the end of the human race in one generation.

      It isn't a privilege, it just looks like one to someone who can't see the big picture.

    36. Re: name and location tweeted... by IRGlover · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't take that long. The tweet was directed at SWA so they would have access immediately. It mentions the city, gate and name of the employee, so it would probably be very quick to get in touch with the gate crew and get the other details from them - I doubt that there were many people on the flight with small kids who got arsey because they couldn't jump the queue

    37. Re: name and location tweeted... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 0

      Please, please. Don't compare a restaurant to a plane, or bus, or a public street, or a simply invent legal anaglogies. It gets very confusing very fast.

      A plane is not a "public place". People need purchased tickets to board, and that ticket can be _revoked_ by the other party. It may be enormously inconvenient, or expensive, or a contract violation, But that has little if nothing to do with law about "public spaces". It doesn't make this situation reasonable.

    38. Re:name and location tweeted... by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

      What kind of asshole doesn't pay for a premium service then tries to demand it anyway? He could board with his kids as normal or he could have paid for his kids to have priority boarding, nobody was separating him. Any more than a strip club is separating a parent from a child if they don't let children in and the parent goes in anyway.

      Obviously doesn't mean he shouldn't be allowed to treat his opinion, or that it is remotely appropriate for the agent to respond to the tweet in that way.

    39. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      > the men are treated badly, and almost never anyone says a word.

      When you have more money, more power, get served at restaurants faster, and are physically stronger, it's often petty to complain too much. Unless mommy forgets to open up the oreos when she brings you your mid Call of Duty snack before she goes to bed.....

      Hint: most men who "get treated badly" are just looking for an excuse to whinge, and suffer *nothing* like the constant abuse and harassment the other side gets. No, feminism did not "win", they're still having the fight every day. And I speak as one of the privileged white boys who helps the women in the tech field around me get treated with equal respect.

      Besides, the chicks like it when I do that. I love being casually manly, rather than casually rude, and taking them away from boys like you.

    40. Re: name and location tweeted... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      So he could take a picture of her and post it on the internet, but can't say "Samantha at Gate X provided bad service"? Yeah, bullshit.

    41. Re:name and location tweeted... by Tom · · Score: 1

      You're a really sorry loser, posting ad hominem attacks against people you know nothing about as an AC. 20 years of online experience tell me one thing: There's a 95% chance that you are in fact the exact opposite of the man you pretend to be if you act like that.

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    42. Re:name and location tweeted... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

      Here's the part most stories won't include about this incident. The father was an A passenger meaning he gets to board first. Southwest also has B and C classifications.

      Someone called in to the talk show I was listening who was also an A passenger and explained the complete process. A passengers board first, then B and C. However, since the person had children, despite his A status, he would have boarded between the A and B groups. That is Southwest policy and has been since whenever.

      This person attempted to circumvent the established policy by trying to pull a "Do you know who I am?" deal. All he had to do was wait for the A group to board then he could have boarded with his children.

      Instead, he was an ass and publicly gave the name of a worker who was doing what company policy was, though she probably should have explained the policy since obviously this guy didn't know, or didn't care, what it was.

      So there you have it. Asshole thinks they're someone important and tries to jump the line ends up being shown the door for his stupidity and whininess.

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    43. Re:name and location tweeted... by jittles · · Score: 1

      My issue is when they want to say that they deserve to be treated equally and then complain when they aren't treated to a higher standard than men. Not all women do that. I would say most women do not do that. But a lot of the most vocal women I know expect ridiculous double standards between how men treat them versus how men treat each other. I don't believe double standards help anyone. Well, unless the double standard is in my benefit. Then it's the best standard one can apply. ;)

    44. Re: name and location tweeted... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      well she did tag their twitter so as long as someone gets the DMs on twitter they would have it with a quickness

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    45. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only he did not complain about her wanting to "separate" them. He said she was rude, and that's what he tweeted - he didn't put anything sensationalist in his tweet.

    46. Re: name and location tweeted... by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Airports are NOT public places, particularly the Gates at airports.

      They are called places of public accommodation just like restaurants. There is zero expectation of privacy for the employees in areas where there is customer access. Members of the public have access to them. Specifically... any members of the public who have paid a fee and obtained a ticket.

      This isn't really about privacy, though - it's about SouthWest's perogative to refuse service to someone they feel was being abusive. They could just have easily refused to board this guy if he had been rude to the person't face. Airlines have complete control over access to their planes.

    47. Re:name and location tweeted... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      well to be fair in america at most places if an adult pays for an upgrade a child is allowed to join them. (kids eat free with the purchase of an adult meal for example) Its just the way things work here. Now if they told him no he shouldnt have thrown a fit about it but it is understandable to be upset, especially if the airline has allowed it in the past.

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    48. Re: name and location tweeted... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Did he tweet her full name, or just Kimberly S, as the article says?

      Just Kimberly S, like the article says as that was the only information he had.

    49. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, I would say if you want to sit next to your spawn book the tickets so you get to sit together.
      If that means that for southwest you have to pay extra to get in the priority lane or whatever with your kids, do it.
      Can't afford it? Tough shit. The rest of us also paid for our tickets.
      Why should your fucking kids get priority over the rest of us?

    50. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was my knee-jerk reaction as well. Thinking it though, SouthWest must have a group dedicated to monitoring social media postings in order to respond that quickly. Surely this group is familiar with the Streisand Effect, and would not take such action against the passenger. Rather, I suspect the punitive action came from the same gate attendant that the passenger complained about.

      There are multiple applications that monitor Tweeter and Farcebook that search for keywords and put them into a queue for action by people in a call center. Many airlines and banks and major companies in NA are either using this technology or at least have one or more people dedicated to monitoring their social media presence for just this type of post. Remember the Piers Morgan Delta Airlines debacle? It's much faster now than the old "United smashed my guitar You-tube" world.

      This isn't rocket science anymore.

    51. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor do businesses and people reported to the better business bureau, angie's list, amazon.com, ebay and similar rating services. While the tweet seems harsh based on the given information, the father didn't do anything but report tweet her name that was visible on her publicly displayed name badge. Airlines, just like stores, have employees where such badges

      ...where such badges WHAT? ...where such badges are visibly displayed...? where such badges are required...? ....WEAR such badges...? /end pedant

    52. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that whole evolution thing is really kind of shitty, huh?

    53. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats what i thought. the guy sounds like a dick. probably even tried to leverage the threat of the tweet to get what he wanted.

    54. Re: name and location tweeted... by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      the great thing is, even if he tweeted her full name the article would be responsible enough to not print it...

    55. Re:name and location tweeted... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      http://usatoday30.usatoday.com...

      College gender gap remains stable: 57% women

      Just how much longer are we going to keep our foot on the back of young men's necks?

      Free money, education, assistance to females even tho they are closing on 60% of the degrees.

      Yes- from the beginning of time until about 50 years ago, men were in control of most societies. But things have changed rapidly.

      At my last job, the supervisors and managers were 70% female. And they did things which would have resulted in lawsuits if a male did the same thing.

      Are you shooting for fairness or retribution?

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    56. Re: name and location tweeted... by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Airport terminals are public spaces
      The airport itself MAY be private property, do not conflate "property" with "space"

      Examples of private property, public space:
      The customer areas of a shopping mall
      Airport terminals
      Rockefeller center square
      Your unfenced front yard

      Examples of private property, private space
      The manager's office of the mall
      Airport security offices, any area marked "secure" or "private"
      The executive offices of the building
      Your home

      Examples of public property, public space:
      Your local library
      State Park

      Example of public property, private space:
      The police station

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    57. Re:name and location tweeted... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Bah, this happens to men in general.Try being a single adult man. If you even smile when some random kid does something funny in public, the parents glare at you and shuffle their kids off like you're wearing a shirt labelled "child molester". You're not allowed to think kids are OK.

    58. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet they don't know your secret "I'm taking them like property" ideas.
      So what you're really saying is "I'm a lying douche who does what I think women want to score."
      How about you casually manly punch yourself in the face. Or isn't that manly enough?

    59. Re: name and location tweeted... by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      There are terms and conditions for purchasing a ticket. Unless one of those terms was "We can kick you off the plane for sending a tweet" then they are in violation of contract and should be taken to small claims court. Of course it's more of a PITA than it's worth, but it would be fun to see SWA's lawyers have to defend such absurd behavior.

    60. Re: name and location tweeted... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1
      I never said that an airplane was a public place; I said that an airport is. 13 years ago, I could walk off the street up to a gate without a ticket. If it weren't for the current security paranoia, I'd still be able to do so.

      But that has little if nothing to do with law about "public spaces".

      Defaria's comment, which I was replying to, seemed to badly confuse ownership, privacy, public access, etc, and was basically verging on being a conspiracy theory rant. I was trying to bring them back down to earth and temporarily ignoring the question of who, if anyone, was behaving reasonably in the situation.

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    61. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Historically, women were held to a high standard very early on in society. They were mothers, daughters and sisters - treated with respect because only women could birth 'life'.

      That lasted until men realized that their dicks were what caused women to become pregnant. From that time on, men haven't forgot what power they have in being dicks.

    62. Re:name and location tweeted... by Visarga · · Score: 2

      > from the beginning of time until about 50 years ago, men were in control of most societies There are two categories of men here: 1. the rulers and 2. the ruled. The first category ruled over the second and women. The second category of men (which were 99.99% of them, anyway) were doing all the worst jobs: wars, hunting, dangerous work. Women were more or less protected. Thus, men had it best and worst at the same time.

    63. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, I don't have pity for him for the initial incident, but for being pulled off the plane for writing about his experience.

    64. Re:name and location tweeted... by Visarga · · Score: 1

      > Instead, he was an ass and publicly gave the name of a worker who was doing what company policy was

      Good. That means he was doing a public service. Someone has to point out rude behavior. If the airline would have responded to the tweet with some sensible information, I might have bought your argument, but the airline was 100x more rude by taking him off the flight. Good thing someone had enough sense to stop this power-tripping airline employee and damaging the image of the company even further.

    65. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure you understand how a Twitter @ works. As soon as he posted that tweet, Southwest Airlines got a ping saying that someone tweeted about them. As is commonly the case for large companies with Twitter presence, they had someone watching it 24/7 and it probably took them about 5 minutes to ring the Denver airport and give them the guy's name and which gate number he was departing from.

    66. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the guy's argument was not with her personally. It was with the rules of Southwest Airlines, which she was simply enforcing. Singling out her personally by name is harassment.

      Fucking assholes thinking that just because they're the customer they must always be right. No, if you're being a belligerent asshole they have every right to stick to their rules - the same rules that apply to everyone else who's boarding the airplane. Wait your goddamn turn. Just because you have kids doesn't mean you get to jump the line.

    67. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure their boilerplate agreement will protect their right to kick you off the plane for just about any belligerent sort of behavior that they deem appropriate grounds for your removal. Including posting harassing tweets to try to personally name and shame one of their gate attendants who was simply doing her job.

    68. Re: name and location tweeted... by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      Because the guy's argument was not with her personally.

      I'm still not seeing why he can't Tweet her name.

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    69. Re: name and location tweeted... by AdamColley · · Score: 1

      Here's a picture of a feminist:

      http://freethoughtblogs.com/ph...

      It doesn't mean what you think it means.

      (Women are nowhere near equal globally yet or even in western nations in a lot of ways, pay for the same work as a man, safety walking alone at night to name two, if you think that battle has been won you're deluded, there's still a lot to do.)

    70. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wah wah wah cry moar you poor oppressed boy you

    71. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asshole or not, by standing at the counter you present yourself as the face of a company. If your corporate overlords do something I don't like I'll curse you out, and I'll enjoy doing it. Don't forget, only praise rolls uphill, shit rolls down, and you're at the bottom. (Though it is best to start shitting at the top and let it roll all the way down, you get more coverage that way. "Did you email our vice president?" "Yes, now fix my internet connection!")

    72. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were no humans millions of years ago so it's impossible for women to have been oppressed by men when neither men nor women even existed at that time.

    73. Re:name and location tweeted... by ahaweb · · Score: 1

      What would a ruler want with an entire population of peasant women?

    74. Re: name and location tweeted... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And yet we always here how it's women's genitalia that has the power.

      I think men's power were in their arms, backs, and their greater aggression.

      Dicks really had little to do with it.

      Cultures which didn't procreate quickly got wiped out for most of history. If you had 3 baby boys and they had 1 baby boy, then in 20 years, your culture took over (either peacefully or violently).

      Any kind of culture that supported a low birth rate wasn't really practical until the invention of guns and machines.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    75. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the TSA is monitoring all comms out of the airport (cell towers and wifi) and the TSA agent on duty felt like being a tattletale

    76. Re: name and location tweeted... by robgberg · · Score: 1

      Well since when does buying a ticket require a non-disclosure agreement. Maybe it does, I haven't read the fine print lately. Still, heavy handed behaviour! Does Putin own a piece of Southwest?

    77. Re:name and location tweeted... by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      This case aside, it's probably bad form to post info about airport operations in real time. Leaking crew names and current locations could compromise security.

    78. Re:name and location tweeted... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody helping customers out expects to be laid at all. It could be a leftover from when that might work, so guys are genetically programmed to be nicer to women than to men.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    79. Re: name and location tweeted... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      This isn't really about privacy, though - it's about SouthWest's perogative to refuse service to someone they feel was being abusive.

      Their perogative to arbitrarily refuse service ends when they accept your money and enter into an agreement to render service; they essentially can't back out without cause, or they risk being sued for breach of contract and discriminatory actions.

      Also, there is this matter of coercing a customer to remove a public message under threat of arrest, that the customer had a right to post.

    80. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Badges? What need do we have for badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

    81. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably has 7 family members as followers. He's no Kim Khardashian after all!

    82. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Women are nowhere near equal globally yet or even in western nations in a lot of ways, pay for the same work as a man, safety walking alone at night to name two, if you think that battle has been won you're deluded, there's still a lot to do.)

      Well, i totally agree with all the "same work, same pay" and all the other stuff.. But "safely walking alone at night" has nothing to do with the female rights.. it has to do with security for all.. Going walking alone on a dark street is not a good idea for either male or female.... I personally know more males that have been beaten up and robbed when walking alone at night than i have ever heard of (reading newspapers about things happening in my city) females getting raped.. But this might just be that males are less cautious or it might just be that there are more violent robbers out there than there are people trying to rape..

      But there are so many more things here in terms of rights...
      - Who is expected to pay for dinner on a date?
      - Who is expected to always carry heavy or hard to carry items?
      - If doing renovating/remodeling your home, who's the expected person to do it?
      - When a female hits a male it's expected for the male to "suck it up". If the opposite happens it becomes a police-matter.. (Any type of abuse is WRONG. Just trying to make a point)
      - Mammography is more or less the norm to have regularly.. When will we have equality there in terms of regular screening for testicular cancer?
      - Who is more likely to get custody of the kids during a divorce?

      What i'm saying is that we do not have an equal society in either direction.. Some things males are usually better suited for and some things females are better suited for.. But when a male and a female does the same type of work and performs at a comparable level they should be paid the same..

    83. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, evolution has been going on for quite some time.. Reference - http://www.philosophyforum.net...

      The groupings we make of homo sapiens is just a label we put on the state of evolution at a specific point in time.. Everything between two points, like between homo erectus evolved into homo sapiens is just a big blur between the two states...

      So all the states that came before us being known as homo sapiens are still considered part of our evolution.. So with million of years of evolution would then point to the social structure of genus homo (1.5-2.5M years ago).. If you look at monkeys today you can also see how social structure works there, males are usually the dominant.. From the top of my head the only species i know where females is the dominant gender are spiders.

    84. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Southwest uses Splunk and one of the inputs for Splunk is a twitter feed. They are probaby monitoring @SW.

      The real purpose is to track customer satisfaction so you can correct issues.

    85. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but you are a total asshole for making this statement.

      The Gate person Kimberly, is completely at fault here. There are Children....
      To threaten the cops, and pull them off the plain is harassment, and defamation in a public domain. America's dumb ass politicians use Lawsuits to fight this shit when a news anchor makes a statement they don't like, and you side with the fucking airline?

      Asshole.

    86. Re:name and location tweeted... by Jerome+from+Layton · · Score: 1

      Here in Utah, somebody complained about their "service" on Yelp. Then, he received a billing notice on his account because the fine print in his contract included a anti-disparagement clause as well as the usual "arbitration" crap. He refused to pay and the next step by the contracting agency was to place adverse entries on his credit record and the fight was on. This story is now about four years old but there was a recent update story about it in the local newspapers.

    87. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah so every retard douchebag and his snot nosed kids get to board whenever they want? GTFO.... if it was my airline id give him a refund and tell him start flapping his wings when he wants to fly.

    88. Re: name and location tweeted... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      unfenced front yards are not public spaces the way all the other ones are. you don't have a right to expect privacy (telescopic lenses, etc) but people can't come on your yard freely in many places. There is no implied invitation to the public to my front yard just because I don't have a fence on it (at least in the states I grew up in).

    89. Re: name and location tweeted... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      the wage gap is almost completely gone, and most economics research puts it around 95 cents on the dollar for women today. Sure, we need to close those last 5 cents, but there are bigger gaps that are far more important to deal with right now (especially when it comes to minorities). I"m not saying you ignore women's rights, but in the realm of pay, it is far far less meaningful than it was 20 years ago.

      Walking safely at night is not a women's rights issue.

    90. Re:name and location tweeted... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      so what you are saying is millions and millions of years of evolution have conditioned us to be a male dominated society, and in fact evolutionary forces have probably perfected the social structure that best secures our species' future, and women's rights is basically unnatural.

      got it. at least now I can reply the reason I'm against equal rights is it is unnatural and has no basis on a fundamental level....

    91. Re:name and location tweeted... by turnmichael · · Score: 1
      I would suggest reading http://www.southwest.com/html/... Key parts are:

      At Southwest, we have a quick, easy, and efficient boarding process. First, check in to get assigned a boarding group (A, B, or C) and a boarding position (1 - 60). The earlier you check in, up to 24 hours prior to your flight, the earlier your assigned spot in line will be.

      and

      An adult traveling with a child four years old or younger may board during Family Boarding, which occurs after the “A” group has boarded and before the “B” group begins boarding.

      His children were 6 and 9. He was also a frequent traveler of SouthWest and a "Line Leader"

      If you want to guarantee that you’ll be one of the first to board, buy a Business Select fare to get an A1 - A15 boarding position.

      What he was trying to do is to get his children (who had tickets in the B group) to board with him as part of the A1-A15 group. What he could have done was pay an additional amount on their fares to board with him:

      When available, Upgraded Boarding allows you to secure an earlier boarding position in the A1 - A15 boarding group for just $40 per flight.

    92. Re: name and location tweeted... by Meski · · Score: 1

      That's not how you should correct issues.

    93. Re: name and location tweeted... by murdocj · · Score: 1

      And if it wasn't for the current "security paranoia", periodically the guy next to you would be traveling terrorist class with Kalashnikov and grenades in his carry-on. Deal with it.

    94. Re: name and location tweeted... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Bags still went through X-Rays then, and a determined person can still get weapons through security *now*. I'm more worried about someone coming into a school with an AK and grenades than I am the same thing on an airplane. Before, the assumption if someone showed up armed on a plane was that they were going to have it flown somewhere to ransom the passengers, and that you'd be best off staying quiet and giving the hijacker what they wanted. Now, you'd have a crowd of people tackling the guy, and there'd be no chance of a hijacking anyhow with the reinforced cockpit bulkheads. Those changes alone would mean that there are many more-attractive targets in the country.

      You can believe what you want, but a tiger-repelling rock is still a tiger-repelling rock.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    95. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you AC and anyone else that thinks he was harassing Kim "Bring On The Thought Police" S. I am so sick and tired of the pussy-elite crying "my butt's bruised, my butt's bruised so let's through everyone into prison because I'm a fucktard and I don't like you."

      Anyway, who's boarded a flight any time in the last, say, 15 years or so where people traveling with kids aren't allowed to board early? Southwest has followed suit with the rest of the the airlines pricks by upcharging for every little thing that makes air travel a little less barbaric. No doubt if he had paid their ransom for early boarding there wouldn't have been a problem with Kimmy.

      Stop the fucking merry-go-round. I want the hell off.

    96. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hang a neon sign that reads open and you leave the front door open... you have made it PUBLIC.

    97. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. Equality has tipped much too far off the other end of the scale. My girlfriend takes the kids out she gets treated with respect. I take the kids out I get treated like a kidnapping, child-molesting, rapist freshly escaped from prison.

    98. Re: name and location tweeted... by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Except there are good arguments to suggest the TSA does a pretty poor job of catching weapons, and in truth, you are safe thanks to the fact that very few people out there are set on killing you on a plane.

    99. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does it say that he was being belligerent?

    100. Re: name and location tweeted... by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      thats what i thought. the guy sounds like a dick. probably even tried to leverage the threat of the tweet to get what he wanted.

      This and there is probably alot more to the story. It was probably either because he was making a scene or the flight attendant
      was also being a dick.

      I flew southwest less than a week ago (July 26th to be exact) with chidren the exact same age (6 and 8).
      A flight attendant saw me queueing up to wait my turn and freely offered to let me board early so I could sit with my kids.
      They announce free pre-boarding for parents with children under 4 but this isn't the first time they unofficially also allowed me
      to board early with kids older than that. I didn't even have to ask. They just happened to notice me.

      As a side note, it seems strange that they don't just have a computer quickly assign seats 5 seconds before boarding.
      A simple algorithm would be alot more efficient at keeping groups together than the free-for-all they currently have.

    101. Re: name and location tweeted... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      If it's fair to wire tap a customers communications,

      I'm fascinated by the interpretation that reading a publicly posted tweet is now "wiretapping".

      What I've yet to hear explained is how Southwest was able to connect someone's twitter name with their real name so quickly.

  2. Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kimberly sure sounds like a cunt.

    1. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Southwest has gone downhill fast in recent years. I guess their popularity went to their heads. I've been a fan of Delta recently.

    2. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Delta break guitars: http://www.independenttraveler.com/blog/index.php/2013/01/09/delta-wrecks-10000-guitar/

      Yes, I know United break guitars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

      But apparently Delta do too, now.

      Just goes to show all airlines are evil 'n' bad 'n' wrong. I'll see you on the packet steamer...

    3. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been a fan of Delta recently.

      Yeah, me too, actually. Their employees seem a little more helpful and friendly than some other airlines. However my sample size is admittedly very small.

    4. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She sounds "Bossy"

    5. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by butalearner · · Score: 1

      Southwest has gone downhill fast in recent years.

      Agreed. I had the exact same experience as the guy in the article. I had a pretty low A group ticket - one of the first numbers you can get without paying extra - but my wife and kids had B group tickets. We'd flown Southwest four to six times a year for the past six years, and they always let us all board in A group when this happened (which was fairly often, since using points and free flights usually means making separate orders), except for the last time we flew with them. They tried to claim that it has always been against their policy, which was obviously BS even before I saw this story.

      I know, it isn't really a huge deal since we still got seats together, but it is embarrassing and frustrating to be called out and forced to switch lines like that, so I understand the guy's lashing out on Twitter. But of course, hardly anybody would have seen the tweet until the gate attendant went way overboard in response. Now, instead of one person looking bad to a few people, the whole company looks bad to the readership of major news sites. Way to go, Kimberly.

    6. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by butalearner · · Score: 1

      After posting this, I realized that this also happened at Denver International. It's entirely possible it was the same woman...

    7. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by JWW · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Lately it seem that companies have become fully intolerant of bad reviews or negative feedback. Their next step is always to demand the person giving the negative feedback recant and seek penance with the company.

      This ALWAYS blows up into a huge PR nightmare showing the company to be totally clueless about customer service.

      Note to all companies: If you get a bad review, its a clue that your customer service has issues that need to be looked into and addressed. Handling this by apologizing and trying to do better with the next customer or the next interaction with the aggrieved customer is what should be done. Throwing a public temper tantrum is what you should NOT do.

    8. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by indros13 · · Score: 1

      You are a coward to use a term like that for anyone. And so are the folks willing to mod this up. Her behavior was ridiculous, but so is yours.

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    9. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that you have about equal chances of getting a rude gate agent no matter what airlines you fly with. Which is to say they're almost all reasonable people, but sometimes have bad days, other times it depends more on how you ask. The guy here seems to have an entitlement. He's a frequent flyer, his kids aren't, he was asking if they could get on with him in the early boarding. He could have paid the early check-in fee for them and gotten on before most people anyway. I think it's $15 on southwest. Point is, he had other options. It's fine to ask for favors, but if you're fuming about someone NOT granting you a favor, you're probably the asshole in that situation.

      Moreover, personally, I'm willing to pay for more polite staff. Specifically, I'm willing to pay maybe five dollars. Southwest is still cheaper usually. Who cares about rude gate agents?

      On service (as in flights on time) I have gotten the impression that they're slipping. Their fleet isn't as young as it used to be. Mechanical issues seem to be causing more delays. That said, they're still newer planes than Delta. I suspect southwest's reputation is working against them here: If Delta is delayed 2 hours you think "Fucking Delta, always pulling this shit, good thing I brought a book to read just in case this happened." If Southwest is delayed you think "WHAT THE FUCK!!! SOUTHWEST ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THIS SHIT!!! AAAAA!!!!"

      I may be biased though because Delta woke me up in very the middle of a trans-pacific flight to fucking sell me duty free shit, and I didn't get back to sleep the remaining 6 or so hours, then on the ground I learned they had smashed both of my checked articles, and then told me with a straight face that I took that risk when I checked it. Southwest doesn't do international flights, so doesn't have a chance to wake me up trying to sell me something, and I don't check bags anymore.

    10. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wait, you're actually complaining that Southwest didn't let your family cut ahead of others? Really? Here's a tip: next time you have an A ticket and your family has B tickets and you all want to sit together, why don't you slip back into the B group.

      --
      I live ze unknown. I love ze unknown. I am ze unknown.
    11. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by grahammm · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that you have about equal chances of getting a rude gate agent no matter what airlines you fly with.

      Probably because the gate agents are not employed by the airline but by a third party contractor who provides the agents for all gates irrespective of the airline.

    12. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Visarga · · Score: 1

      I forward Kimberly for a position in the PR department. She clearly understands SWA's attitude best, as exemplified.

    13. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Visarga · · Score: 1

      >> Lately it seem that companies have become fully intolerant of bad reviews or negative feedback

      > Wait, you're actually complaining that Southwest didn't let your family cut ahead of others?

      Yes, that's what he said. Isn't it obvious?

    14. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I don't think that was the issue here. The real issue was that an opinion about a gate agent on twitter resulted in SWA publicly humiliating and inconveniencing him and his family over something he posted online. Something that couldn't even be taken as a threat by the most hyper-sensitive TSA agent. That's the real story here.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    15. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kunt, you mean?!

    16. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by scubamage · · Score: 1

      You are dumb if you think that a single word has enough power to indicate someone's cowardice. Cunt, cunt, cuntity cuntcunt.

    17. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by butalearner · · Score: 1

      Really? Here's a tip: next time you have an A ticket and your family has B tickets and you all want to sit together, why don't you slip back into the B group.

      I don't quite follow your logic there. To sit together, families should...wait until more people get on the plane? Young children aren't allowed to sit alone, so if the aisles and windows filled up, someone would have to move so they can sit together. And that's not to mention a higher chance of small children getting angry and loud in the jetway because it takes a long time to board the plane, etc. I know Slashdot can be fairly hostile to people with kids, but giving families the ability to cut ahead of others is really in everybody's best interests. Give me generally annoyed Slashdot posts well after the fact over kids whining or crying in a stuffy aircraft cabin any day.

      Regardless, it was a perk that Southwest offered to families that we and the guy in TFA expected to receive but, apparently, certain employees do not offer. I'm fairly certain they used to announce that families could board with the member who had the lowest ticket. In fact, it's been a year or so since it happened, but I'm pretty sure we asked the gate attendant on our return trip what the policy is, and they were surprised that we were told that we couldn't do so.

    18. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by butalearner · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that you have about equal chances of getting a rude gate agent no matter what airlines you fly with. Which is to say they're almost all reasonable people, but sometimes have bad days, other times it depends more on how you ask. The guy here seems to have an entitlement. He's a frequent flyer, his kids aren't, he was asking if they could get on with him in the early boarding. He could have paid the early check-in fee for them and gotten on before most people anyway. I think it's $15 on southwest. Point is, he had other options. It's fine to ask for favors, but if you're fuming about someone NOT granting you a favor, you're probably the asshole in that situation.

      I posted this above, but in my experience, when Southwest announces boarding procedures, they almost always include a special perk for families traveling together that they can board with the family member that has the lowest ticket. This might not be fair, but it is something they have always done in the past both in my experience and the guy in the article's experience. Now the guy was probably upset and embarrassed, so it's entirely possible he wasn't entirely honest about how rude the attendant really was, but I want to be sure the part about family boarding is clear.

    19. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by davester666 · · Score: 1

      really wondering why the guy told her he was going to send out a negative tweet...it didn't sound like it (the "threat" of a negative tweet) would result in anything good happening.

      --
      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    20. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the guitar owners fault. Why was it in a shitty case like that? Of course it was going to be damaged.

      I happen to know several people who play in orchestras and they ALL have special metal travel cases for their instruments. This idiot though he was going to get away with a pleather covered paperboard case?

    21. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      I think these kinds of stories are awesome. Fuck people. Seriously. Fuck them. Working for years in a customer service position made me sick of most assholes and their entitled bullshit. If he had a legit complaint, great. Voice it then sue the shit out of them for taking you off the plane. Once I was promoted a few times it didn't take long for me to give up 65k a year to do something else because of guys like that.

    22. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you're actually complaining that Southwest didn't let your family cut ahead of others? Really? Here's a tip: next time you have an A ticket and your family has B tickets and you all want to sit together, why don't you slip back into the B group.

      Damn fuking straight. SWA should ban his idiot ass permanently.

    23. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kimberly sure sounds like a cunt.

      ROTFL. I think I love you.

    24. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by AnnaZed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, something about the sense of entitlement and the crude attempt to u the line tells me that there is something more to this story. I wonder what the tweet actually said and i wonder what kind of hissy the guy was actually having at the gate. I'm not impressed by his plea for special treatment.

    25. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest difference is your wife was with you. There is, culturally, a huge difference between separating a 6 year old from the only parent and separating a wife and husband, and reasonably so. I almost never fly southwest, so I didn't realize they don't have a "Young children first" rule like every other airline I've been on.

    26. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a piece of crap yourself. This moron wanted to jump ahead of the other passengers. Honestly, fuck him. I've been in lines. I do not like it when other "entitled" pieces of crap (probably people like you, AC) cut in line ahead of me. The gate agent made a fair situation and an appropriate call.

    27. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DING! DING! DING! Absolutely correct. Just because you FEEL entitled doesn't mean you are. And if you are going to cut in line ahead of me, screw you. Kids of 6 and 9 are not babies. They can wait like anyone else. Your A pass gets you NO special family deals.

    28. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You word it like 65K/year is good pay.

    29. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you're doing. For most Americans, 65k/year IS good pay. Median household income in the US is around $50k, and that's often for 2 working adults. So while not GREAT pay, $65k is nothing to sneeze at.

    30. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "I don't quite follow your logic there. To sit together, families should...wait until more people get on the plane? "

      You don't understand the logic of three different boarding groups.. A B and C, where each group boards TOGETHER?

      how that would allow them to sit TOGETHER rather than boarding in two SEPARATE groups?

      I'd rather people not feel like they get special treatment over others because they have kids.

    31. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      what term? Cunt?

    32. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by hooiberg · · Score: 1

      Kimberley did a great job here. I hope she gets a promotion over this fuzz. It would be well deserved. I cannot travel first class with my family, when I am the only one of my family with a first class ticket. And as such, he cannot have priority boarding with his children, when only he has priority boarding. Easy as that.

    33. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats wrong with the word cunt? That it offends you in not my problem, but yours.

    34. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point isn't that he tried to catch a freebie, the lady had every right to tell him to wait and he had every right to complain that he'd been allowed to do it previously...The outrageous act is that his constitutional right to speak his mind about how he was treated was trampled and then shit on. You don't get to deny paid for services because you don't like that the customer said you were rude, and you certainly don't get to threaten arrest for it. Airport personnell have the air of the gestappo and while it's not a mystery as to why, they should absolutely be held accountable when they overstep the questionable authority they have been given. Honestly at this point if the guy mopping the floor in front of 8C told me I better do something or else then there's a high degree of probability I would do it to avoid the possibility of being rounded up by storm troopers.

    35. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Unless she's trans of course, in which case she's a dick!

  3. LOL, "American Freedom"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    LOL, "American Freedom"!

  4. What?!? by SternisheFan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So any online criticism of any company has to be a "happy" criticism? The "truth" is no longer welcome? What a screwed up world.

    1. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Exactly WHEN ha the truth been welcomed with open arms? Not on /. and not everywhere else?

      Truth is people let their own biases blind their sight, and prefer to kill or maim the messengers.

    2. Re:What?!? by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh... it's almost as if he got cross with the TSA instead of the airline. Country's going to hell in a handbasket on buttered rails.

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      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

      Ernest Hemingway

    3. Re:What?!? by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is madness?!?

      This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    4. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a plusungood world.

      I fixed your post. Be more careful from now on and you will be able to continue enjoying the Dice /. Beta experience, citizen. Everyone else, stay clear and keep moving.

    5. Re:What?!? by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Truth" You've obviously never seen the UK series Airline. Agents gladly *cause* people to miss flights. Never piss an agent off. They didn't criticize the company, but the company's agent. She got them back. oops, missed your flight.

    6. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So any online criticism of any company has to be a "happy" criticism? The "truth" is no longer welcome? What a screwed up world.

      What we should focus more on is the pathetic attempt at an apology, which shows that they should not have reacted in this manner in the first place. Don't try and backpeddle now with coupons and vouchers Southwest. That only casts a shining light on the initial reaction here which was a massive fuck-up. Kimbery S or their supervisor obviously has a very thin skin. Not a good trait for a customer service representative working for an airline.

    7. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't regulate business so this won't happen in the future.

    8. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard on the news last night that a local ISP (Peak Internet) is suing a guy over an unfavorable online review. I had been thinking about switching to this ISP. Not anymore!

    9. Re:What?!? by EvilJoker · · Score: 2

      And apparently follows the Twitter feed like a hawk.
      Seriously, who (outside of the corporate social media team) follows their employer's Twitter feed closely enough to respond while he was still there?

    10. Re:What?!? by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      I'm still working on the part where a persons 1st Amendment Rights were violated. WTF is SW Air to do this? I think the faceless ones are becoming a little to big for their briches.

    11. Re:What?!? by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      While some may consider this joke somewhat tired, well done. I laughed.

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    12. Re:What?!? by pablo_max · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The "truth" is no longer welcome? What a screwed up country.

      Fixed that for ya. This doesnt happen in other places, just the "land the free".

    13. Re:What?!? by Imrik · · Score: 2

      Someone who was told by the person that he was going to tweet about it.

    14. Re:What?!? by Megol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

    15. Re:What?!? by felixrising · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is not new.... you can get yourself sued for writing a (honest but) negative review.... http://www.forbes.com/sites/in...

    16. Re:What?!? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      and threatened to have him arrested? you think that's fully legal? but they (air waitresses) have so much power, they likely COULD cook up something that would cause the guy to go to jail. its absurd that attendants have this much power, but lately in the last 10 or so years, they do. its bullshit but they do have power over you.

      if I was the guy being abused like this, I'd ask them 'have you ever heard of the streisand effect. I'll wait, you go look it up and then come back and see if you want the PR fallout that you're gonna get. go google it. here, use my phone.'

      no shit, I'd put them on the worry, or at least give them some insight as to the huge mistake THEY are about to make.

      they could still cause me trouble, but I would NOT delete a post (I don't tweet or fb) on some company's request unless what I said was truly illegal or against some contract (like an employment contract). but being a CUSTOMER and being threatened with jail unless you remove your freedom-of-speech right, that's just beyond what I would put up with.

      at least the story made the news, so the end effect of his post is now the same and the airline did NOT win this time out.

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    17. Re:What?!? by androidph · · Score: 1

      This is madness?!? This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

      No more points, but very funny!

    18. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      You honestly think the government is the only entity that can violate your rights?

      The government doesn't grant rights; the Constitution recognizes your rights as inherent and specifically protects some of them under certain circumstances. You continue to have the right to free speech, though. Can Southwest take it away? Not really... they can put conditions on it (and did).

    19. Re:What?!? by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that is fully legal.

      NO, IT FUCKING ISN'T!

      I seriously doubt their soliciting for getting people to fly with them includes notification of that "if you think we're rude then we will not fly you and just take your money".

      I mean, think about it. He paid for a service to be transported and they cancelled that contract based on that he tweeted the one person being rude. Why do you think that would be a legal way of doing things? taking money and not delivering their end of the contract? you also think it's legal for them to just sell tickets and then not fly at all?

      Now do you think it would be legal for best buy to come to your house and take your tv away because you stated publicly that the salesman was an ass who tried to rudely pressure you into buying extended warranty? fuck no.

      and why do you think they back pedaled? because what they did was "normal"? fuck no it wasn't. the criticized person was just using the powers he had for ANOTHER PURPOSE(purpose of keeping the plane safe) to make him delete the tweet that could negatively affect her career.

      so next up - when you complain that comcast is a bunch of fuckers online you think it's also legal for them to cancel your internet.... with that kind of attitudes no wonder americans are corporate bitches getting bled dry into debt.

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    20. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, the USA is a police state. And it pretends to be a free country.
      You know, this kind of corporate behavior is unheard of here in India. In this respect, India has much more freedom of speech when it comes to criticising corporations.
      So how moronic of your Americans to call India a 'third world shithole' in discussions on the H1-B visa. In many respects, India is way more developed than the USA.

    21. Re:What?!? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Country's going to hell in a handbasket on buttered rails.

      Nice of you to copy/paste from the archives.

    22. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. No "first amendment rights" were violated. The 1st amendment protects you from the government, not a private company. They have every right to ask you to get off their plane, and every right to ask you to delete a tweet. She can threaten to call police, but when the police get there, they would likely tell her there's nothing to be done and go away. If the police had come and arrested this person, then yes, you can cry first amendment.

    23. Re:What?!? by easyTree · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have the police now become nothing more than an enforcement organization? Will they attend and enforce the will of whoever calls them first? Does it need to be a business? Is there a membership fee?

      Isn't there any remnant of the idea that they are there to enforce....*the law* ? If so, what was the crime which required a their presence?

    24. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an idiot that guy was! He could have smiled and told them: "Haha best of luck at the coming lawsuit".

    25. Re:What?!? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0

      You do know that "going to hell in a handbasket" is a really old expression?

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    26. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where are his first amendment rights violated? It's a private company, not the goevernment, if they don't want to service you, they don't.

    27. Re:What?!? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      No, even then it's not a 'first amendment' issue. The police wouldn't arrest him for the tweet, they'd arrest him for causing a public disturbance in an airport.

      Not sure which laws in the US would apply but there are about six different ones in the UK that could be used, none of which care about the tweet.

      If he left the tweet online and walked out of the airport he wouldn't get arrested. The tweet isn't the issue, his persistent demands that he's let onto the plane would be the issue.

    28. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      I kinda agree with you, and kinda really don't.
      They're basically tasked with managing a flying sardine can full of people, an appreciable percentage of which can't even act like they're more civilized than fucking animals. Someone in a similar position of responsibility on your average trip across the Atlantic in ye olden days would simply have thrown the dude's ass over the side.
      It seems we've made progress.

      That being said, it's pretty obvious that this was abuse of power, but in no way suggestive that said "air waitress" should not have the power to evict motherfuckers off planes before they take off, especially if they perceive said fuckwad being a problem once the tinderbox is up in the air, and she's facing down the lot of you shitheads solo.

      Disclaimer: I fly a lot. Airline passengers make me embarrassed for our species.

    29. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you wait for that "agent" after their work day and beat the shit out of them. People like that need to get their asses kicked more often.

    30. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you should stop conflating "shit that i think is mean and bad for businesses to do" with "illegal". It makes you look stupid.
      The guy can most definitely file a tort suit against the airline. But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

    31. Re:What?!? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If this is all there is to it, then the company screwed up big time. They could have ignored the tweet. They could have apologised and said they were going to look into it. Instead, somehow between receiving the tweet, and going through the various layers, someone decided that threatening to call the police was a good idea. While this may have been a decision made by the PR person, that seems unlikely.

      Of course the other possibility is that there's something that wasn't mentioned that changes things a lot.

    32. Re:What?!? by countach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If he'd claimed to be kicked off because he was black/white/gay or whatever, there'd be outrage. But because he was only exercising his free speech rights, people don't care that much.

    33. Re:What?!? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yep; I just mean that the journey to hell concluded in the distant past.

    34. Re:What?!? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Blame Twitter. If you had more than 140 characters available, you could properly voice your opinion in a way they cannot find fault with, for example by lauding them so excessively that anyone with three working brain cells understands what you really want to say.

      Twitter is a free SMS broadcast service and public link sharer, nothing more. People use it for stuff that they really should take a minute of calm and a slightly longer text format for. Brevity is a virtue, but only really good writers can properly convey a complete thought in a short sentence.

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    35. Re:What?!? by redalien · · Score: 2

      I turned up late for checkin on a budget flight once. No bags, no boarding pass, a couple of minutes after the deadline for checking in. If I'd printed the pass at home it would have been fine, but I was stupid. Went to the desk, was very polite, they ummed-and-arred for a while, phoned through to check with someone that I'd have time to board, and eventually printed my boarding pass. Once I passed security I saw the plane was delayed by 2 hours.

    36. Re:What?!? by RivenAleem · · Score: 3, Funny

      No wait, this is a GOOD thing. Given how hard it can be to cancel your account with some places, the ability to have it cancelled in 145 characters or less is a major step forward

    37. Re:What?!? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      and threatened to have him arrested? you think that's fully legal?

      Threatening to call the police? Totally legal. That doesn't mean the police can or will take action based on the call.

    38. Re:What?!? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      I kinda agree with you, and kinda really don't.
      That being said, it's pretty obvious that this was abuse of power, but in no way suggestive that said "air waitress" should not have the power to evict motherfuckers off planes before they take off, especially if they perceive said fuckwad being a problem once the tinderbox is up in the air, and she's facing down the lot of you shitheads solo.
      Disclaimer: I fly a lot. Airline passengers make me embarrassed for our species.

      Yes. And I'd say THAT's what changed over the last 25 years. Flying has been something special and passengers did not see paying for an airline ticket as an invitation to act like jerks. But with Joe Sixpack and his guys taking a plane to their booze trip to Mallorca.

      And every passenger should be glad that drunk people or people who insist to smoke or pee on the floor (google for the celebrity...) are thrown out. It's not that the "air waitresses" have gained more power to do so. It's more people acting up like that!

      And it's not the "air waitress" who has any power to do so. It's the captain, who is in full command and full responsibility for the vessel. And like captain at sea, this means full disciplinary command over crew and payload (self stowing* or not)

      *Yes, that's what we are: self stowing payload.

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    39. Re:What?!? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      If he left the tweet online and walked out of the airport he wouldn't get arrested. The tweet isn't the issue, his persistent demands that he's let onto the plane would be the issue.

      He wasn't given the choice to walk out of the airport. He told to a) delete the tweet and reboard, or b) go to jail. There no was option c to leave, and he even if he had, he wouldn't have been refunded for the unused tickets.

      Arresting someone based on something they said or tweeted (that wasn't in any any threatening) *is* a first amendment violation. I'm sure you're right, though, they would have called it a public disturbance or some such. How complaining calmly about poor service is a disturbance or threating is another question. In general, airline employees are given too much latitude to be a*holes in the name of protecting safety.

    40. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and threatened to have him arrested? you think that's fully legal? but they (air waitresses) have so much power, they likely COULD cook up something that would cause the guy to go to jail. its absurd that attendants have this much power, but lately in the last 10 or so years, they do. its bullshit but they do have power over you.

      Kimberly could have easily claimed the passenger uttered "terroristic threats." The guy would be on a direct all-expenses-paid flight to Club Gitmo.

    41. Re:What?!? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      If the review only contains truth and opinion you have nothing to worry about. If you lie, on the other hand, you can be sued. Defamation, libel, and slander cases are nothing new.

    42. Re:What?!? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Well, we're both making assumptions here.

      Refusing to get off an aircraft: arrested
      Refusing to leave an airport: arrested
      Shouting/being abusive to staff in an airport: risk of arrest
      Being calm and stating clearly that you disagree and will not be able to comply: very very rarely arrested, and often leads to successful lawsuits

      We don't know whether he was being calm, abusive, aggressive, relaxed or just completely silent, so it's hard to know where on the scale he fits.

      I agree that staying calm and refusing to remove the twitter comment would have left him unable to fly, although it may not have required him to leave the airport. He could have gone to the ticket desk for another carrier, purchased new tickets and left on a different aircraft, then claimed from SW for the costs, delay, etc. He chose not to.

    43. Re:What?!? by Shoten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

      Actually, you're right...up to the point where the police might get involved. Also, the power that flight attendants and gate agents have (which is backed by the FAA, whereby refusal to comply with their orders is a felony...I kid you not) also crosses the line between private entity/government. Since Kimberly *cough* fucking cunt *cough* had that power backing her up, I would say this does indeed become a First Amendment situation.

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    44. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're delusional.

    45. Re:What?!? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be govt owned, you just need govt contributions. TSA and FAA should count.

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    46. Re:What?!? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when corporations are allowed to be "people" and buy politicians...

    47. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And unless the company wants to be held responsible, that agent better get fired.

    48. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wept, I cried, it was better than Cats.

    49. Re:What?!? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      I agree... we don't really know what his demeanor was. If he was loud, abusive, or threatening, he should have been kicked off the flight for that, not for a tweet about rude service. If he stayed calm and complied with the airline employees' instructions, then only the gate agent was in the wrong.

    50. Re:What?!? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well I do think the Tweeter crossed the line by calling out the employee by name.

      In essence he might have killed her career, with her on a bad day. Besides just because he might have done that in the past (may have been on a flight with more seats available, the kids were being better behaved, etc...) doesn't mean it is strictly allowed. She was probably following the rules, but her tact may have been a little down for that day. Then by posting her name, is just giving her a bad name for a simple mistake in tact that anyone may have done.

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    51. Re:What?!? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, way to go Kimberly, you got petty revenge on people paying your employer, costing your company a small fortune in payoffs, and still likely losing them dozens of long-term customers, and almost certainly getting fired.

      Good job, Kimberly!

    52. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "truth" is no longer welcome?

      What do you mean by "no longer" welcome? Has something changed?

      What-is-welcome is subjective, and has always been subjective. The only thing that has changed, is that we don't normally expect for-profit companies to have in this manner, since it's definitely going to cost Southwest a lot of money.

    53. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, you can be sued for any reason whatsoever. Even if you were truthful in a review, you would still have to show up in court and defend yourself.

    54. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they should...

      or eventually something they said will be the issue. and nobody will care about them either.

    55. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not without returning the full amount of the tickets, which they did not do. They STOLE that man's money and EXTORTED him into removing his complaint.

      Now look what it's gotten them, even MORE bad press. I used to fly SWA all of the time, perhaps twenty or thirty times a year, but now I never will again.

    56. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not allowed to refuse under many situations, it's almost like there are federal regulations and international agreements covering what they must do and not do. It would be nice instead of simply trying to be all superior, that you acquaint yourself with these rules and regulations. Then you might actually have something with some semantic value to say instead of the generalized scorn that your current comment encompasses.

    57. Re:What?!? by LduN · · Score: 1

      This is RUDEness?!? This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

      FTFY

    58. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allowed to refuse service ON REASONABLE GROUNDS.

    59. Re:What?!? by udippel · · Score: 1

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

      4?? Insightful?? Who's the mods who are doing stuff like that; stuff that irritates?
      Megol could be an employee (of SWA); a lawyer he probably isn't. Don't know about US law, but where I reside, this is not the case. Once the airline takes the booking, it also takes an obligation to transport you. (I really can't believe that the law in the land of the free would be that free!)
      Megol has an ID that could be set up for astroturfing. But the 3+ mods who mod this 'Insightful'? Which allowances helped them to cast common sense aside?

    60. Re:What?!? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      So any online criticism of any company has to be a "happy" criticism? The "truth" is no longer welcome? What a screwed up world.

      Or you find a more appropriate time and place for it. You can exercise your free speech rights in front of the TSA agent, but don't be surprised that your bomb joke got taken literally and you find yourself in a holding cell.

      I suppose part of the problem is the immediacy of it all - people use twitter on every thought without thinking things through - basically thinking if you don't say it in front of a person's face, they don't know. I'm fairly certain he would've gotten kicked off had he simply said it aloud rather than cower behind a tweet.

      Same effect. The time to do it is not when the person who can make your life miserable still has power over you. And to treat every tweet as if you said it aloud right then and there - if your target is right there, don't assume they won't hear about it.

      Hell, perhaps the other side isn't so rosy either - we just hear this guy bitching. How would he like it if she tweeted "just met the most demanding self-entitled asshole for a customer" at the same time?

    61. Re:What?!? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      except there are the lovely post-9/11 laws about "not following the orders of flight crew"

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    62. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where are his first amendment rights violated? It's a private company, not the goevernment, if they don't want to service you, they don't.

      You say this with such assurance... Why wouldn't the same apply to the bakery that didn't want to make cakes for gay weddings. Its a private company, not the government, if they don't want to service you, they don't.

      The bakery one was a public accommodations ruling I think. And here, by your logic, SW could boot you from the plane (despite your ticket purchase) for arbitrary reasons, voiding their contract with you. They could boot you for being black? For being a Republican? For wearing a t-shirt whose message they disagreed with? etc. I'm not a lawyer. I doubt there is a 1A issue here, but wouldn't be shocked if there were some legal jeopardy for SW if they can't make the case that the man was disruptive or such...

    63. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing illegal about threatening to call the cops. It doesn't mean they'll actually do anything. Personally, I think he should have called their bluff. Either she caves because she knows she has absolutely no legal standing, or the cops show up and promptly tell her to fuck off. And if the flight leaves in the meantime, with him standing in the terminal because one staff member has a personal grudge, I wouldn't expect her to have a job much longer after that.

    64. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that "legal" and "ethical" are NOT the same, right?

      You ask "why do you think that would be... legal." Because THAT'S THE LAW and it always has been - airlines have the right to refuse passage to any passenger for any reason. It's also perfectly legal for them to sell tickets and then not buy at all. After all, as the law says, caveat emptor. Does that make it RIGHT? No.

      Yes, it IS legal for Comcast to cancel your internet your criticism. I don't think that - I KNOW that. It's not a matter of opinion, it's a matter of fact.

      Whether or not you think it's GOOD that it's legal is a different matter.

      Do you understand?

    65. Re:What?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

      Um, no it's not. He had a ticket and there's a contract in place to transport him, and I highly doubt it has any provisions regarding "no negative tweets". Threatening to have him arrested is also really dangerous. Since he did nothing illegal the gate agent could have faced charges for harassment or filing a false report.

      The proper thing to do in a case like that is demand to speak to a supervisor. If she wants to call the police, encourage it. It'll make her look like more of a dumbass when they show up and tell her to never call them again. Deleting the tweet was the wrong way to go.

      One more thing - Herb Kelleher would have probably personally fired Kimberley S. I would recommend the current president take the same course of action.

    66. Re:What?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I think you should stop conflating "shit that i think is mean and bad for businesses to do" with "illegal". It makes you look stupid.

      The guy can most definitely file a tort suit against the airline. But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

      After he's already paid and on the plane?

      Not providing a service for which you've accepted payment is fraud - illegal. Also a tort, which is a civil action.

    67. Re:What?!? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      There are times they can, and times they can't.
      For example:
      Can: Hi, our flight is full, you can't fly on this flight...
      Can't: Hi, Your'e black/gay/short/Mormon, you can't fly on this flight...

    68. Re: What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      No, it's not fraud. Unless otherwise dictated by statute, they reserve the right to terminate their contract (service) with you at any time. Knowingly selling you a service that they never had any intention of providing is fraud, and intent is the deciding factor. He has a tort complaint, nothing more.

    69. Re:What?!? by Matheus · · Score: 1

      FYI... small missed point... this is NOT an "air waitress" or whatever you want to call her. This is a gate attendant "over glorified ticket taker" who over-reached her authority in the first place by violating long-standing airline policy of letting family board with their privileged patron (or better yet the explicit "families with children" who are allowed to board first anyway). She then made matters worse by threatening unjust legal persecution (which she in her position has the ability to thoroughly abuse) because she didn't like what was said about her.

      The airline can choose to serve or not serve whomever they choose but honestly this gate attendant should be fired.

    70. Re: What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitching about poor service or the airline in general is one thing, but trying to name & shame a gate attendant who was just trying to do her job, whose only fault was that she refused to bend the rules for your convenience, is not severe enough to warrant booting you off your flight?

    71. Re: What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. You've been to India ? Seems doubtful. Or maybe you haven't been to the US ?

      You can't possibly come to your conclusion if you've been to both.

    72. Re: What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite simple. If you don't like a company policy, you're perfectly within your free speech rights to complain about the company or their policy. You do not, however, have the right to personally identify the employee who enforced it or call her a horrible rude person for doing that.

    73. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Otherwise, you are being a "bully".

    74. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then have the judge throw the case right out after seeing that it was true, also having the company pay for any and all legal expenses in a counter suit.
      and then we get the Streisand Effect at full force.

    75. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    76. Re: What?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      The only thing that would warrant a paying customer being denied service would be some sort of serious disruption to the other passengers or the plane itself. Speaking ill of a gate attendant doesn't affect the plane in any way, therefore they have no right to remove him from the plane.

      You seem to forget about them having his money and all that.

    77. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had been thinking about switching to this ISP. Not anymore!

      Then tell them so they know their disgusting behaviour has cost them at least one new customer.

    78. Re: What?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      No, it's not fraud. Unless otherwise dictated by statute, they reserve the right to terminate their contract (service) with you at any time.

      No they don't. You might not realize this but a contract places obligations on both parties. I know you've probably been brought up with the one-sided "terms of service" style contracts that have "we can get out of this any time but you can't" clauses, but you might want to see how many times that "we can get out of this any time but you can't" clauses have held up in court. They can't just say "we don't like you" and kick him off the plane.

    79. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      That was why I said I don't fully disagree with him. This gate attendant was completely out of line, no doubt about it. But I still completely disagree that an agent of the company should not have that power. Agents of any company that abuse their power should be let go.

    80. Re: What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Of course a contract places an obligation on both parties. But criminal law still doesn't factor into it. You're simply wrong.
      Look up what tort is.

      Finally, speaking to criminal law: Yes they can.

      Also, to repeat, the guy would have a valid tort claim however.

    81. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still have to go to court, you still have to take time off, you still have to hire a lawyer and you still have go through the entire ordeal again to file a counter suit.

      People who handwave the potential for a lawsuit because they thing they can't be sued are naive.

    82. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a case like that, the cops had better do more than tell her to fuck off. They better arrest and fine her for wasting their time and calling in a false report.

    83. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Correct.

      But you'll notice there is no law authorizing the former, and a law directly prohibiting the latter.

      Using this information, which is the default permissibility of their right to refuse service?

    84. Re:What?!? by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      except there are the lovely post-9/11 laws about "not following the orders of flight crew"

      Sorry to break this to you, but in the vast majority of cases:

      Gate staff != flight crew

      --
      Just my $0.03 (At current exchange rates, my £0.02 is worth more than your $0.02)
    85. Re:What?!? by doccus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, and OK, the guy that sent the tweet was ruder than the agent ever was, but the principle that "free speech" casn be coerced against via blackmail is an old communist trick. Welcome to the Soviet Socialist Republic of America!

    86. Re:What?!? by AnnaZed · · Score: 1

      Yes, probably during the course of a huge hissy fit that necessitated the summoning of the cops.

    87. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breep! Breep! I-ANAL alert!

      Please don't use terms like "legal" unless you understand them, sir, or else we may have to have you removed from your Slashdot seat.

      SW is under contractual obligation to provide the seat unless the passenger violates a term of the license under which the ticket is purchased. I'd bet dollars to donuts that, although there are boilerplate references to "creating a disturbance" or "causing a security risk," it's probably not easy to construe meaning of license terms to prohibit tweeting a complaint about an employee of the airline.

      Then again, because the ticket is a license, and not a contract, the courts have traditionally interpreted the licensor's rights broadly. So if the passenger did try to sue, he still might well lose the case. Depends on the jurisdiction.

      Bottom line is "legality" has nothing to do with it. This is all about the terms of the agreement between the passenger and the airline.

    88. Re: What?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I know what a tort is - thanks for playing.

    89. Re:What?!? by warpuck · · Score: 0

      Whenever you are purchasing a service you are an employer. Most companies don't get this concept. So pack your crumcast equipment. Take it to their local office and GET a receipt. 85% of the people are all worried about their credit report. MOST Service providers use this as a tool to keep you inline. There are those who don't care about this. These people have enough cash and/or the good sense to only buy what you can pay cash for. If you add up all the principle + interest you gave up for all those have it now things, you would realize you could have bought 2 of each if you used the same amount of cash. It's like a casino if you don't like the rules don't go in.

    90. Re:What?!? by second_coming · · Score: 1

      It's only fair she lose her job over this. What exactly would the police have done though I'm curious to know?

    91. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Don't be stupid. Nothing in the Bill of Rights limits it's applicability to government. This is extremely important, as it allows rights fundamentally limiting commercial entities, such as a general right to not be subject to fraud, or a right to not have commercial entities polluting one's local environment, to be asserted (even over the objections of local government, which may be owned by the polluting entity, limiting the ability to apply other means such as "nuisance" laws).

      Indeed, of government could decide that such a limit exists, that limit could be used to remove any rights the people might want to assert as being retained by them under the 9th Amendment, or reserved to them under the 10th - a direct contradiction of authority granted in the Bill of Rights. Contradictions in the legal system inherently come down to unethical practice of law, and thus any action or precedant to the contrary by legal professionals that serves to create such a contradiction is unethical practice of law and a violation of the oaths those (former) legal professionals swore to uphold the Bill of Rights.

      Putting this in other terms, commercial entities can be used as a mechanism by government to infringe fundamental rights, and therefore, to prevent government from being able to do this, rights can be asserted against commercial entities. No new law is required for this: it is inherent in the written text of the Bill of Rights and fundamental concepts of ethical practice of law.

      Preventing somebody from travelling as a result of exercising freedom of speech is a violation of fundamental rights (1st / 14th Amendment Freedom of Speech, 9th Amendment right to travel), and hence illegal.

      A right to not have one's time wasted by government, by legal professionals, or by commercial entities can also be asserted under the 9th Amendment.

      While the man involved in this incident was clearly a rude, self-centred jerk (if the given description of events is accurate), and possibly a sociopath, the airline did not have the right to act as it did.

      As a result of violating this right, the individuals involved in the SWA action against this person demonstrate their lack of fitness to hold any position of public trust or responsibility. Given that all airlines hold public trust, by the nature of air travel, this immediately and permanently disqualifies those individuals from working for any airline. Note that this is a minimum penalty. Any member of the executive or managerial staff of the airline that chooses to retain these people, in spite of their illegal actions, becomes an accessory to the original violation, and subject to the same penalties.

    92. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal and ethical are the same thing. Ethics are a subjective list of "rights" and "wrongs" as dictated by a given society and those same "rights" and "wrongs" are what define the laws for each society.

    93. Re:What?!? by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's legal. But, Southwest's Contract of Carriage lists 13 reasons that boarding can be denied. "We disagree with you" isn't on the list. So, they violated their own contract and they owe the passenger between 200 and 400 percent of the fare, depending on how late he gets to his destination.

    94. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America != World

    95. Re:What?!? by meatspray · · Score: 1

      relevant XKCD http://xkcd.com/1357/

      Right to free speech doesn't mean you can go around saying what you want without repercussions. It means the government can't stop you or hold it against you. Corporations can mostly do what they want minus some fairly flexible laws around eavesdropping and discrimination and a few other choice things.

      Constitutional rights don't translate in to private corporation -> employee/customer rights
      http://www.npr.org/templates/s...

      "What most Americans generally don't know is that the Constitution doesn't apply to private corporations at all."

    96. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would depend on what the police did. When forcefully ejecting someone from the terminal (if you aren't getting on a flight, you have no reason to be there) Most of the time they would contact security to make sure that you don't end up wondering around.

    97. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At that point, It would have been trespassing.

    98. Re:What?!? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      How so ? He was a regular customer that had given an unfavorable review on Twitter.

    99. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

      I believe he is, in reference to the fact that he satisfied all the conditions of the contract for service. He was not intoxicated, he did not *threaten* the gate agent, he was not disruptive- he did not undertake any behavior that commonly WOULD allow them to refuse you service. The actions that get you removed from a flight ie: being a danger to yourself or others. She decided to be a cunt and deliberately, maliciously withhold service AGAINST Southwest's legal requirement to be spiteful against him.

      Instead of being FIRED for that gross breach of her duty, Southwest takes some token PR measures to buy him off and she goes on to do that again to someone else. I mean, he *proved* what kind of failure she was at her job right there. He complained about her publicly and she wasted no time in being vengeful likely knowing full-well she wouldn't be punished for it.

    100. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still have the right to say what you want, but the private corporation has the right to try to prevent you from doing so. The government bars itself from limiting your speech (except in certain narrowly-defined circumstances, which, IMHO, are mostly bullshit) but that doesn't mean you don't HAVE the right within a private corporation.

    101. Re:What?!? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      and threatened to have him arrested? you think that's fully legal?

      I honestly don't get why the man gave into the threat. He could have just said "Ok, call the police.". There was really no reason to arrest him.
      If you're not doing anything ilegal, and somebody threatens to call the police, just let them do it.

    102. Re:What?!? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're right...up to the point where the police might get involved. Also, the power that flight attendants and gate agents have (which is backed by the FAA, whereby refusal to comply with their orders is a felony...I kid you not) also crosses the line between private entity/government. Since Kimberly *cough* fucking cunt *cough* had that power backing her up, I would say this does indeed become a First Amendment situation.

      It might be a felony to refuse to comply on a plane, but, outside of the plane, and forcing you to alter content on you publish? That's not gonna stand up anywhere. What's next: the flight attendant forcing you to give them a BJ?

    103. Re:What?!? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That is indeed the most logical conclusion. He probably threatened her a few times to call everyone except maybe the company president, and after that didn't work he likely told her as he was leaving that would post an angry tweet about it.

      She popped her phone, did a search and owned the guy on the spot.

    104. Re:What?!? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      except there are the lovely post-9/11 laws about "not following the orders of flight crew"

      The federal aviation regulations (FAR) concerning instructions from flight crew were in the books long before 9/11 and have nothing to do with that event. Some of the instructions have changed (don't loiter near the heads, e.g.) but the authority has been there for decades.

  5. Customer service? by Calibax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pulling a family off a flight and threatening to summon the police seems pretty intense. They must have done something very bad. What? One of them tweeted about poor customer service before entering the aircraft? That's it?

    Did the SWA agent seriously think that threatening the family with not being able to fly and reporting the man to the police (for what?) unless he deleted the tweet would be the end of it? Did the agent think the whole thing would be erased from everyone's memory and it would be as if nobody complained? That's not the way it works. Now everyone in her management chain knows who she is, and not in a good way. Creating a PR incident like this will not go without notice. It's a variant of the Streisand effect.

    It's not important to the story, but at least one airline I've flown has figured out that it's good customer service to allow people who spend a lot of money travelling on their airline have their children treated to the same boarding privilege - especially as it costs the airline nothing to do so.

    1. Re:Customer service? by ruir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would fire the agent for starters, and whoever was involved.

    2. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually outside of the US it seems to be common practice to ask people with young families to board first anyway. It would be for two reasons, the first one is it looks good to look after the children. Second and perhaps the biggest is families take longer to get settled in, young kids need a lot of assistance and you generally have to carry an inordinate amount of crap. If you are blocking the aisle while you buckle seat belts and the like you are slowing the whole boarding process. So it makes sense - send them in with first and business class.

    3. Re:Customer service? by DaHat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did the agent think the whole thing would be erased from everyone's memory and it would be as if nobody complained?

      To play devils advocate... maybe.

      While from time to time we hear stories like this of some employee who acts in a rather bad way PR wise... how often do you think similar events happen and that we never hear about them? Probably a lot more.

      The morning after a canceled connection flight I had a gate agent threaten to call security on me for using the word 'safety' with regards to my knees being impacted against the seat in front of me on the upcoming flight.

      Granted... it was an excuse for her as she didn't like my attitude (I didn't like having to employ it), I didn't call the media or tweet about the incident, I just pledged to avoid that airline in future... and later upgraded it to a blanket ban after the next time I used the airline (4 years later) a similar event happened where my connecting flight was cancelled and trapping me in the same airport.

    4. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      --
      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    5. Re:Customer service? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Remember that for a threat to be effective it need only be believed by the target... even if there is no actual plan to make good on it.

      In a world where after going through a laughable but invasive search by TSA screeners and about to board an aircraft where you are legally required to obey all instructions of the flight crew in order to return to your home many miles away... is it any wonder that even the threat of the police being called might make someone comply?

    6. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of difference between a chat at the customer service counter and pulling people off a flight to make one of them delete a tweet that he had every right to post.

    7. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True but a lot of us don't like line cutters. I don't think @SWA should apologize for doing something while everyone else was doing nothing!

    8. Re:Customer service? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually outside of the US it seems to be common practice to ask people with young families to board first anyway.

      Yeah, it often is within the U.S. too, particularly for infants and very young children. But I mostly see it used for parents with kids in strollers or whatever, not for older kids or even relatively small kids.

      If you are blocking the aisle while you buckle seat belts and the like you are slowing the whole boarding process. So it makes sense - send them in with first and business class.

      Yeah, the problem is the escalation of fee structures in recent years. 15 years ago your policy made perfect sense. But now most airlines charge for any checked baggage, which means more people stuff everything into larger carry-ons, and many planes don't have enough room to stuff everyone's bag in.

      So, everyone's worried about boarding early enough so that they don't have to have their bag stuffed 10 seats behind them, which will make them the last off the plane.

      But, of course, it isn't enough for airlines to charge fees for checked bags -- now they figured out that people don't want to worry about the hassle of finding space for their carry-on, so now for an extra fee many airlines will let you board early (with business class or whatever).

      So, it makes it really hard for the airlines to "give away" that option to families to board earlier, when somebody else in coach paid $35 or whatever that day for that privilege. In addition, there seem to be a lot of folks out there who assume that anyone travelling with a small child on a plane must be an evil person wanting to annoy other travelers deliberately by bringing a kid on board (when the reality is that most parents know they usually only travel with small kids on planes when there is no other reasonable choice). So, it will just lead to even more (unjustified?) feelings of unfairness if these parents are given seemingly special privileges.

      It's the same crap that causes people to cut people off or not let people merge in traffic. Sometimes it's worth a really insignificant sacrifice to let everything flow better, and letting the kids on early would probably make the entire boarding process faster and smoother. But most people would probably just resent it... and so airlines don't do it anymore.

    9. Re:Customer service? by pkinetics · · Score: 0

      THIS!!!!!

    10. Re:Customer service? by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      Yaz

    11. Re:Customer service? by DaHat · · Score: 2

      You assume that security being called on me would have allowed me to board my flight as I had planned.

      That being said, I am not saying both situations are the same, my point was and is that I expect that this story is not unique and that only a portion of them do we ever hear about.

    12. Re:Customer service? by GreatDrok · · Score: 1

      " I just pledged to avoid that airline in future... and later upgraded it to a blanket ban after the next time I used the airline (4 years later) a similar event happened where my connecting flight was cancelled and trapping me in the same airport."

      US airlines are some of the worst I've ever had the displeasure of encountering. I just got back from some work in the US and had to fly United internally as that was what worked for the necessary connections. The flight was late by two hours but fortunately it didn't matter that time but I was still grumpy sitting in SF for five hours. The next flight was Delta which was OK and on time, and then I was on United again and the same thing happened, delayed by two hours due to weather (aka act of God) and I missed my international connecting flight which stranded me in LA for 22 hours until the next connection. United didn't offer a hotel having left me there at close to midnight. I paid for an hotel myself having confirmed my insurance would cover me but the lack of customer service skills was very apparent. The flights were also lousy with no in flight entertainment unless you put your hand in your pocket and the same goes for food or drink.

      I won't fly United again. Consider this my 'tweet'.

      --
      "I have the attention span of a strobe lit goldfish, please get to the point quickly!"
    13. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " everyone's worried about boarding early enough so that they don't have to have their bag stuffed 10 seats behind them"

      I blame the assholes who have seats in the rear, but stuff their carryons in the front because they're too lazy to carry them up and down the aisle.

      --
      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    14. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      Actually the problem is with all the freaking people with bags the size of Texas trying to be shoved into the overhead bins.

    15. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids. He wasn't line cutting - he just wanted his kids with him so they could sit together.

    16. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they board last then the family probably will not be able to sit together. Having a mom running between seats during a flight to check on her kids would result in even worse issues than having them board early so they can sit together.

    17. Re:Customer service? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      Huh? How does that produce greater efficiency? Let's see, we could:

      (1) Let families board with the first half-dozen groups of random people with various privileges ("Now let's have our first class..." [2 people board, a minute later] "Now let's have business class..." [5 people board, two minutes later] "Now let's have our elite Silver whoop-di-do members..." [no one boards, three minutes later] "Now let's have our Bronze not-so-much-whoop members" [2 guys from the back take 30 seconds to realize they were called and slowly make their way up, chatting on their phones the whole way]... etc., etc.).

      In that case, the families could get settled with almost no one else on the plane, and almost no one else in economy trying to find their seats.

      OR...

      (2) We wait until last, and the families join the end of the long line stopped almost at the gate itself of people waiting to get on. The families with more bags per person and more people to strap in and get settled in their seats per person then spend 10 minutes wandering up and down the aisles trying to find places for their bags and get their kids settled... while the attendants get increasingly testy as they have to go up and down reopening luggage bins and find a pillow for Jr. since he's asleep on Dad's shoulder and no one on the plane wants him to wake up when he's strapped in the seat. And the plane is now going to take off late because we needed 15 minutes to board 10 whoop-di-do members who didn't have to do anything, but now it's crunch-time for the parents who could have already been settled in.

      I completely understand why airlines do NOT let families on early, because they now charge people extra for those privileges. But if they were trying to maximize efficiency instead of profits, it would definitely make sense to move the families on when fewer people are obstacles on the plane.

    18. Re:Customer service? by aralin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More, she needs to be charged with extortion.

      --
      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    19. Re:Customer service? by murdocj · · Score: 1

      It's also a common practice in the USA. Every time I fly before the "general boarding" starts, there is an announcement that "families with small children or anyone who needs extra time to board is free to board now".

    20. Re:Customer service? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids. He wasn't line cutting - he just wanted his kids with him so they could sit together.

      Yes, he "just wanted his kids with him", so he CUT THE LINE. Hey guess what OTHER way he could have had his kids with him? By getting on board with them in their assigned boarding spot!

    21. Re:Customer service? by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Yes. Not to mention the guy with his daughter who had THREE oversized bags that he stuffed into the overhead, almost completely filling an entire section.

    22. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > reporting the man to the police (for what?)

      the police threat was only IF HE DID NOT LEAVE

      If he failed to comply with their instructions, they would call the police to have him forcibly removed

    23. Re:Customer service? by murdocj · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing that having the families with small children board first makes sense, but what I see nowadays is that it seems like half the plane is either in business class or a member of the "gold star club". By the time all of them board, the lounge is half empty.

    24. Re:Customer service? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      How common is ad-hoc seating? Surely in most cases, seats are allocated at check-in.

    25. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 1

      What airline do you fly, without assigned seats?

      That's one of the problems with families boarding first - if they have separated seat assignments, the solution is best sorted out after others have boarded. If they're simply taking seats to sit together, then they're slowing things down by needing to move when the person assigned arrives. And, getting kids to move so outboard passengers can be seated is slower than having adults move.

      --
      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    26. Re:Customer service? by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

      Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    27. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      TBH, the only reason I want to get on first is to make sure I can put my one bag in the overhead luggage, instead of getting on late and having to explain to a bunch of yahoos that their purse/satchel/gift/other trash belongs under the seat in front of them and not overhead blocking a bag that doesn't fit under the seat.

    28. Re:Customer service? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say, throw a knife into a group of waiting passengers and let the first one to emerge alive board first.

      In other words, let the invisible hand of the free market decide.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    29. Re:Customer service? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      That's why when you talk to customer service, you record the conversation. For their safety, and yours.

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    30. Re:Customer service? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      low cost carriers charge extra for any checked luggage, incentivizing those bulging Texans.

      I've been on flights where staff have requested that carry-on luggage be stowed in cargo (free at the gate) because the plane overhead lockers wouldn't cope with demand.

      Solution? maybe have a set limit, e.g. 5kg for carry-on.

    31. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      How common is ad-hoc seating? Surely in most cases, seats are allocated at check-in.

      This story is about Southwest Airlines, and ad-hoc seating is all they do. I feel sorry for the unlucky bastard who gets on last and sits in the pilot seat. They really pack them to the brim now, and phone in the flying and beverage services.

    32. Re:Customer service? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      LOL. Awesome. Thanks for that.

    33. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      SWA, the airline in this story doesn't do assigned seats - first come gets the best seats. That's why boarding order is important on this airline.

    34. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids. He wasn't line cutting - he just wanted his kids with him so they could sit together.

      Then he could have WAITED with his kids.

      You are an idiot, and your own sense of entitlement is obvious.

      The fact that the douche bag "wanted" something doesn't mean he was entitled
      to it. Fuck him, fuck his children, and fuck all you twits who think that you are so
      special that the rules don't apply to you.

    35. Re:Customer service? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      The REAL question is... why the FUCK do so many airlines seem to board planes from FRONT TO REAR? Is it just the gate crew being complete idiots, or is it an official policy dictated to them for some insane reason?

      I mean, ok, fine... board first class first... then continue with passengers who'll be sitting in the rear so they won't be tripping over (and getting in the way of) passengers sitting closer to the front. The only thing I can think of is that they know they have to board first class first & they're too lazy to look up the number of rows, so they just start with first, then keep calling rows ~10 at a time until ~80% of the people mulling around near the line to board have entered the plane, then end with "all other passengers may now board".

    36. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You mean SWA should be charged with extortion? She was acting on behalf of the company.

    37. Re:Customer service? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      They have a set limit. There's a little metal basket that if your bag can't fit in you're not supposed to take it on the plane. The fault lies largely with the airlines for not enforcing it, but also partially with passengers who don't give a fuck because the rules don't apply to them.

    38. Re:Customer service? by Cramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who gives a shit? He was told no, bitched about it, and the asshole gate monkey had a fucking fit over it. a) she has ZERO right to have him remove the comment [acting with government authority, that's a 1st amendment violation], b) she has no authority to remove them from the plane over it, and c) the only police actionable crime was HERS. Any frustration on his part is understandable; hers, on the other hand, is criminally inexcusable -- dealing with irate, unhappy people is 90% of her damned job.

      Sadly, this is exactly the sort of bullshit over-reaching of authority many people have at airports (esp. big busy ones) -- all the way down to the janitors. (the I-work-here-and-have-a-key-card mentality.)

    39. Re:Customer service? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      Southwest has never had assigned seating. It's first come first served.

    40. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Where I'm from they ask the people seated at the rear of the plane to board first, so the people who stand around in the isles trying to put their carry on in the overhead compartment only hold up half a plane's worth of people at a time, not all of them.

      Anyone who takes longer to get their shit together should either be boarded well before anyone else or after everyone else.

    41. Re:Customer service? by epiccollision · · Score: 1, Troll

      there seems to be a lot of entitled consumers here on /. You are part of the problem, he wanted to save $25 and inconvenience the reasonable people who weren't trying to bullying the staff to cave...its an airplane not burger king sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and follow the fucking very simple and easy to understand rules.

    42. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's different in USA but there are size and weight limits for carry on luggage in New Zealand.

    43. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Depends on the size of the adult.

    44. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 2

      If you board rear to front, you have assholes in the rear who are too lazy to lug their carryons up/down the aisle putting them in the front bins.

      Then, you have front passengers going to up/down the aisle and needing to pass each other to put their carryons in the rear.

      Repeat the whole process when deplaning.

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    45. Re:Customer service? by epiccollision · · Score: 5, Interesting

      flight attendants are great at finding a place for oversized luggage clogging up the overhead bins. if the overhead bin is full sit your carryon on your lap and when they ask why it isn't stowed they will fix it or stow your bag nearby...

    46. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      kids in strollers

      Most strollers are too big to take as carry on.

      Cabin baggage allowance

              Customers may take one piece of cabin baggage onboard with a maximum weight of 7kg (15lbs)
              Business Class, Premium Economy* & connecting Business Class customers, Air New Zealand Elite**, Gold and Star Alliance Gold customers are permitted to carry two pieces weighing a maximum combined total of 14kgs (30lbs), with one of those items weighing up to 10kgs
                      To help our staff recognise your higher cabin baggage allowance, please use your Status name bag tag on your heavier cabin baggage item
              In addition to your allowance, you may also carry onboard one small personal item such as a handbag, duty free bag or slim line laptop bag, which must be able to fit under the seat in front of you
              As a safety precaution, all cabin baggage must be able to fit in the overhead lockers or under the seat in front of you. Each item should therefore not exceed total linear dimensions (length + width + height) of 118cm (46.5")

      http://www.airnewzealand.co.nz/cabin-baggage

      It would be a very small stroller to fit in those size limits. They do make them but they're not too common. They fold up like those bags with pull out handles and wheels.

    47. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 1

      Good to know. I'll be sure to avoid them.

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    48. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      Yaz

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself and kids into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      yeah, goes both ways

    49. Re:Customer service? by sribe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean SWA should be charged with extortion? She was acting on behalf of the company.

      I'm pretty sure she was far outside the scope of the authority the company granted her to act.

    50. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Dear Retard,

      Why do you sign your posts? I mean, your frickin' name is at the top of the post.

        It makes you look either a) retarded, b) full of yourself or c) clueless. With a name like "Yaz" I suspect it's all three.

    51. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would replace the tweet after deletion and receiving the vouchers.

      @NBC @CBS @ABC @CNN guys, @SWA won't let young children board with parents.

    52. Re:Customer service? by grahamsz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That annoys me too. I usually pay to check my bag specifically so I can feel entitled putting my camera/laptop bag in the overhead bin and getting a little more legroom for myself. Having to cram stuff at my feet because others are too cheap to check cases (or even gate check them when it's free) is frustrating.

    53. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      5kg? Do you have any idea what a slashdotter's gaming laptop weighs?

    54. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone did a study and fount that if you board every other row first and then all the others it works out faster.

    55. Re:Customer service? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I avoid checked luggage because I'm tired of the airline losing my checked luggage, the extra delays at the other end for collecting the checked luggage etc. It's not like I can actually fit my legs under the chair in front of me anyway on the economy seats I've flown with.

    56. Re:Customer service? by ultranova · · Score: 2

      Creating a PR incident like this will not go without notice.

      Yes... but what will the effect be? Will people avoid Southwest Airlines? Can they (afford to) avoid them? Or do they simply avoid any criticism since they know that will invite retaliation?

      I think the US is already past the tipping point, where stories like this won't cause a backlash so much as accomodation. People can only be treated as helpless subjects of the powers that be for so long before they internalize the attitude, after all.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    57. Re:Customer service? by ultranova · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's this socialist bullshit about providing a "free" knife? Use your shoelaces to strangle people, hippie.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    58. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is, when they say they are now boarding rows 17-21, why do they let some asshole in row 11 get on? Blocking the people from moving back.

    59. Re:Customer service? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If they can evacuate an airplane in 90 seconds, why can't they load them just as fast?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    60. Re: Customer service? by sayno2quat · · Score: 1

      Loading back to front wouldn't help. The front seats aren't valuable because they are near the cockpit. The front sears are only valuable because they are the closest to the exit. People choose the front seats because they know they will be the first to get off the plane when it lands. What they really should do is have the entrance be at one end and the exit be at the other. But there are problems with that as well. The front can't always be the exit, because then the plane would have to move 50 feet between passengers getting off and getting on. Or the exit would become the entrance each time, and the pilot would have to remember which door needs to be lined up at each landing. It would swap every time, and if it gets messed up, he has a plane half full of angry people who boarded first and now have to exit last.

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      Sure I sold you robot insurance. But you were attacked by a cyborg. Not covered.
    61. Re:Customer service? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      And while one is busy trying to exercise their so-called "rights", wronged or not, their plane will take off without them... If one has to be somewhere, I guess it just depends on how much your time is worth..

    62. Re: Customer service? by sayno2quat · · Score: 1

      And the mobile comment post lost my line breaks. I forgot to put in actual break tags.

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      Sure I sold you robot insurance. But you were attacked by a cyborg. Not covered.
    63. Re:Customer service? by fluffy99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would fire the agent for starters, and whoever was involved.

      The gate agent was correct in telling him he could move back in the line to join his kids, but they couldn't cut in line and move up to join him. That's the policy and they tell you this when asking you to line up. The guy was in the wrong and then whined on twitter about how they didn't bend over to kiss his ass. His tweet naming the person could be construed as harassment or slander.

      Pulling him off the plane was a poor reaction, even if the intent was just to just to ask him to delete the tweet or at least revise it to delete the persons name. I suspect the agent threatened to call security and have him removed because he continued to be an ass, but that would be a one-sided opinion just like the guy claiming they were rude and threatened him.

    64. Re:Customer service? by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      You might find the Mythbusters testing information. They found Front-to-Back to be the worst as well. The best seemed to be back corner windows moving forward and in to the aisle as I recall.

    65. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [acting with government authority, that's a 1st amendment violation]

      That's not government authority, that's the authority of a privately owned company to refuse service to anyone. The fact that he'd already paid for the ticket would make it a civil matter, not a criminal one. If the owner of a business tells you to leave, that's not "government authority" either.

    66. Re:Customer service? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Solution - don't bring oversized bags on as carry on that can only go in overhead bins if no one else has put anything in there yet.

    67. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever tried to climb up an inflatable slide?

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    68. Re:Customer service? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Because evacuation doesn't involve carry on, or a dignified exit.

    69. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just takes 1 flight attendant with a gun to put the retards down as they fail to store luggage properly

    70. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats even more pathetic is the pigs would've arrested him, for doing nothing more then sending a tweet criticizing some asshole for being an asshole. And he didn't even use any foul/mean language in the tweet.

      Why worry about Net Neutrality when you have companies blackmailing people, forums, comment sections, reviews, that explain the truth about a company and what a bunch of assholes, or ripoffs they really are. The world and people have allowed this to happen. Carlin was right, you have no freedoms, government and corporations own/control you.

    71. Re:Customer service? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      kids in strollers

      Most strollers are too big to take as carry on.

      Strollers are always gate checked. You wheel the stroller down the jetway, take your kids out, and leave it by the door. After everyone has boarded, either the gate agent or the ramp gate crew will take the strollers and any carry-on bags that didn't fit in the overhead bins and stowes them in either the bulk bin(for widebody aircraft) or the front compartment (generally bin 1) in the belly of the plane (this bin is usually the last one filled up in an aircraft). When the aircraft lands that bin is the first one open and the gate crew takes the strollers and leaves them by the door of the plane. The gate checked bags end up at baggage claim or transferred to a connecting flight. But if you are flying with a stroller, you really don't need to bring your every day stroller that seats 4, has 6 cup holders, and has enough storage space you could live out of it for a month on your 5-day vacation to wherever. Those things are a bitch to try to lug up those stairs, especially when you have 4 of them. The small ones that fold up (some even have carrying bags with a shoulder strap) are so much easier and lighter. I have worked as a gate agent and on the ramp on gate crews at the busiest airport in the world, and my advice is this: make things as easy as you can for the crews, and your things are less likely to get damaged. Not out of malice, but because the amount of gate checks gets larger every year and right before departure is the busiest time for the gate crew.

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    72. Re:Customer service? by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, you really want them to board first.

      For the last year, up until last month, I was barely able to walk. I still had to fly for work. I boarded flights with the kids and anyone else that needed help.

      The parent doesn't just stow their stuff and sit down. They stow the kids bags, get the kids to sit down, shut up, buckles on, no you can't go to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah.

      For me, it took me about 4x as long just to get down the airway. A guy barely walking down the ramp with passengers walking normal speed definitely held up the flow, no matter how much room I tried to leave. I still got held up by the parents with kids, and I didn't care. I'd just sit on the nearest armrest until they were done.

      You don't want me, or the parents with kids slowing you down. People are assholes enough boarding planes.

      If you wait for them to board last, now you'll have parents trying to stow bags in the last few spots (if there are any), trying to get the kids in their seats at the same time, and having the kid(s) climbing over other passengers.

      For me, barely able to walk, if I had to take the window seat, that would mean everyone in the other seat(s) would have to move. Walking on a cane, I wasn't able to just squeeze by anyone, especially if there were no good seats available. It was still hard just to get *to* the window seat.

      And before any of you complain, since surgery I can walk fine. The cane is retired at least for another 30 years.

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    73. Re:Customer service? by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      I wrote them off after the Kevin Smith incident. Yes, I do remember some of these things.

      I need to start keeping an annotated blacklist though, because these things pop up frequently.

    74. Re:Customer service? by smaddox · · Score: 1

      It's actually pretty nice. For $10 you get priority seating, and can choose your seat. Also, the flights are typically pretty cheap.

    75. Re:Customer service? by pablo_max · · Score: 2

      Why? Because you are impatient? Are you going to get there faster if you are the first one in your seat?

      Beside, it is much harder for a parent to get the kid settled in a full plane. I think you know how much maneuvering room plane how nowadays.

    76. Re: Customer service? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Load back to front, unload front to back. No need to move the door, just change which people you let on first. Note that this wouldn't work for this airline as they do ad hoc seating.

    77. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck his children

      Pedo!!

    78. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It's a dog eat dog world and everything just gets in your way!

      You sound like a complete fucking cunt.

    79. Re:Customer service? by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      That doesn't help if the people who got on ahead of you have bags like that, and many people do. Bag manufacturers know the exact dimensions of those bins and make bags to match. People have so little faith that they'll find an empty bin at their seat, that often the people in the back who board first use an empty bin about halfway to their seat, perpetuating the problem. I've watched this happen more than once.

      Personally, I'd check a lot more stuff if the airline gave me the option to have my checked bags flown separately on a UPS or FedEx flight where locked bags are allowed. As it is, I expect I'd better carry with me anything I want to take that might entice theft, or mail that stuff in cardboard boxes in advance.

    80. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean SWA should be charged with extortion? She was acting on behalf of the company.

      I'm pretty sure she was far outside the scope of the authority the company granted her to act.

      If that is the case, then SWA is still at fault for not having mechanisms to enforce limits on this woman's authority (e.g., a higher ranking supervisor on site who can be called in to settle the dispute).

    81. Re:Customer service? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      she - like all the rest of the flying waitresses - are power-drunk. they have been grated too much ability to fuck us over, they enjoy it! its our fault for allowing it - and their fault for, well, being power-drunk and out of control.

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    82. Re:Customer service? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "that's the policy."

      yeah, we're robots with no brains. we follow orders. don't question stupid rules and never use human judgement. we are humans, but we should be thought of as cattle.

      yup, I fully agree.

      we should do what we are told and stop thinking. yup, I fully agree. that's pure wisdom. we need more people like you and me. world would be a lot better if we all just shut up and do as we're told.

      USA USA USA!

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    83. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you don't fly much. Over half the plan are silver, gold or platinum travelers. Families last.

    84. Re: Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dont mind if someone else decides they are entitled to cut in front of you? Say you're in mcdonalds, do you let everyone with a kid cut in front of you? Hard to have an orderly boarding when people thing the rules apply to everyone but themselves.

    85. Re:Customer service? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      flight attendants are great at finding a place for oversized luggage clogging up the overhead bins.

      Bullshit. More than half the time they helped some asshole put it in the bin to begin with. When I show up with my normally-sized piece of carry-on luggage, they'd rather tell me to stow it under the seat in front of me (I'm 6'7" and wear size 16 shoes and that's not fucking happening, bitch) or take it somewhere far away that will make me have to wait much longer to get out of that tiny aluminum can.

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    86. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or take it somewhere far away that will make me have to wait much longer to get out of that tiny aluminum can

      The sense of entitlement here is incredible. My most sincere apologies, Imperator! How could we have forgotten that your time is so much more important than literally everyone else's? This great injustice will be corrected. I promise you, the next time you need to disembark from the plane five minutes earlier than everyone else (surely for some reason of life-or-death importance), we unwashed masses will part like the Red Sea.

      While that you might be devastated to learn that the world doesn't revolve around you, let me offer some words of solace: considering the mass of your ego, I'd wager that that the earth will enter orbit within the next day or two.

    87. Re:Customer service? by Calavar · · Score: 1

      There are limits here in the US too. But someone always thinks they are "smart" enough to sneak in a bag that's twice the size limit.

    88. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      "Can't fit under the seat" isn't "oversized".

    89. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      And again, "Can't fit under a seat" isn't "oversized".

    90. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Putting cameras and laptops in the overhead bin is an *awesome* way to get them destroyed by people dumping heavy bags on top of them, or balancing them on other bags so they smash into the head of the nearest passenger when the bins are opened. But yeah, "stretch out", lol, as if you can.

    91. Re:Customer service? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      When I travel with my son the pram goes with the checked luggage. His ticket includes it for free.

    92. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical 1%er with your fancy shoelaces. Use your baby as a club, you can always find another.

    93. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would be liable possibly she still can be criminally charged. Corporation protects you financially specifically from other's behaviors or limits damage of financial failure.

    94. Re:Customer service? by taustin · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but I - who have no children - would rather be sitting in the uncomfortable chair at the gate waiting for the idiot parents with unruly children get their shit together than be sitting in the even more uncomfortable, far more cramped seats on the plane. Let the parents board first, by all means.

    95. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually not really. Imaging you are a family of 4. Mum is leading the two kids and dad is carrying all the bags looking a bit like a stressed donkey. Try as dad might I can guarantee you that some of the seats are going to get whacked by those bags as you go down those incredibly narrow aisles. Now your choice. Would you rather the chair get hit with the bag or your face get hit by the bag. It's not on purpose and god knows parents will do everything (including drugging their kids) to not have them impact others but sometimes it will impact other people. You will only understand this when you have kids yourself.

    96. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but WHAT???? No assigned seating? That is just asking for agro! You would get people fighting in the line!

      I fly A LOT and there is no way I would fly on a just stack yourself in flight.

    97. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Southwest DOES board families just after the A1-30 column (or it might be A1-15, the 'business' and 'upgrade' passengers) already.

      So this guy seriously threw a hissy-fit over trying to get on the plane before (at most) 20-odd other people. There'd be SCADS of space for him to sit with his kids even then, no issues, no muss.

      - WolfWings, too lazy to log into SlashDot in forever

    98. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      WHy can't you pick your seats anyway? I log on to my favourite airlines web page 72 hrs before departure. I pick the seat I want, tick the box that says I'm not carrying any bombs or giant knives and then print out my boarding pass.

      I walk through security. Straight to my gate and on to the plane. Add an extra 2 minutes if I have checked luggage to have assigned to my boarding pass.

    99. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) SW doesn't have assigned seating. Boarding earlier means you get the aisle, window, by the bathroom, next to that hot chick, whatever. Boarding last means wedging yourself between two lardasses.

      b) I had a United flight that closed the door before boarding time ended. Two of us sat outside (with confirmed boarding passes) despite the plane just sitting there for another 15 minutes (there were empty seats on the plane). Live and learn. The plane WILL take off without you.

    100. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess: you have no children, you entitled little brat?

    101. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Spot on. I have the pram that is the size of a small car when I am at home and a super lighter super compact push chair when travelling. Not only does it fold up small and light it has like a rifle sling strap on it that allows it to be easily carried on my back. I managed to comfortably walk up a gazillion stairs to the Giant Buddha in Hong Kong with the kid on my shoulders and the stroller across my back.

       

    102. Re:Customer service? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

      Well Libertarian gunfreak, a knife is infinitely reusable after you wipe the blood off, although my prefered Zombie weapon is a long sword.

    103. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 2

      Nevertheless, she was using powers granted by the company to enforce her will; from the customer's perspective, SWA was acting to prevent his family-subset from flying.

      If she's had said... "unless you delete that tweet, I will not speak to you during the flight" that would have carried less weight and might have been interpreted as personal.

    104. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also I would add. I have done a large number of long haul flights with my two girls and I learnt something from a pilot I met once. His advice was carry the kids car seat and put them in that. So now you will see me wheeling a compact fold up pram with two car seats precariously balanced on top of them as I make my way through the airport. When I get on the plane the car seat gets strapped into the chair and the kid into the car seat.

      Two big reasons - 1 the can't get out of those. 5 point harness and a kid proof clip. 2 the first time my eldest had a seat of her own was the worst flight of my life. She would fall asleep in her chair and slump against the airplane seat belt. It would slowly loosen off till she fell out of the seat. Can you imaging the horror of a 2 year old who keeps being woken up every 15 minutes on a 24 hour flight... Oh dear god.... I spent 5 hours on the last leg walking back and forth in the crew area carrying her as it was the only way to stop the screaming.......

    105. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      That's the thing (well, firstly it was a threat to involve the police but, assuming it was 'security' that were to be called...) why is it that 'security' in this context is almost always used ironically?

      In almost every case, no security is being provided - merely threat of violence, removal of personal freedom, demonstration of poor reasoning, interpersonal skills...

      Why have a large proportion of people in the customer-role been conditioned to use this word?

      If the customer had been violent and a threat to others, perhaps 'security' had the opportunity to provider security to other passengers - in this case, I think not.

      Let's call them what they are; poorly-paid thugs, present to enforce the will of their employer. Or would that be unkind?

    106. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sure are - I love the way they can fit your bag into an overhead bin one third of the way down the plane from where you sit; i.e. too far to enable it to be easily monitored.

    107. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up asshole. There's no "sense of entitlement" here - if I paid good money for a ticket (like anyone else) then naturally I should be afforded the right to complain about shitty service like anyone else. It's only misguided entitlement if I won a trip and still complain.

      Fucking hell, this should be obvious.

    108. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Ahh, so that's how they do it at SWA; last one on board flies the plane!

      That explains the rush to get on...

      ^_^ :D

    109. Re:Customer service? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      Any parent with kids knows that you develop the ability to do everything twice as fast as a normal person. You need to do this to survive.

      There are two main issues that I see slowing down the boarding process on SWA:
      1. People who cannot put their bags in the overhead bins efficiently. They either can't lift their bag rapidly (or at all) or the bag will not fit.
      2. People who run out of overhead bin space and want to put their bag further down the aisle than where they will sit.

    110. Re:Customer service? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 2

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      Yaz

      What are you smoking? Have you never been late for a connecting flight?

      The plane actually WILL take of without you.

    111. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an agent call the airport police after she stole hundreds of pounds of my wife's make-up during the part of the process where they look through your personal baggage to see what they like; I told her quite calmly that she should be ashamed at herself for using the idea of 'security' in this manner.

      I suppose the implication is that one clear plastic bag of makeup is safe but two are a 'security risk'. Whatever the mechanism by which this makes sense, surely it's not beyond the realms of possibility that two or more parties acting together could collectively have two bags of makeup?

    112. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Fuck him, fuck his children, and fuck all you twits who think that you are so
      special that the rules don't apply to you.

      I'm pretty sure there are conventions about politeness to strangers. So fuck YOU for being impolite :P

    113. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure she was far outside the scope of the authority the company granted her to act.

      Actually, the problem is that she was inside her authority but using it for something it shouldn't be used for. The gate agent has every right to kick you off the flight if she/he feels you are endangering the flight. This is the reason she should be moved from this job; if you are a pre-school teacher and you once abandon a child to wander the streets, it doesn't matter how good you are otherwise, nobody can have confidence in you in future and you can't be allowed to do your job. Same here. She has the authority. She has to show that she knows she isn't allowed to use it in such cases.

    114. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      People can only be treated as helpless subjects of the powers that be for so long before they internalize the attitude

      Maybe for you; I reject the idea.

      When installing software and are 'forced' to 'agree' to many paragraphs of legalese before the OK button will become clickable, do you tick "I agree" and think "I agree" or do you tick it whilst thinking "I'm only clicking 'I agree' because I've discovered that that's what's necessary to proceed to the next installation-step?"

    115. Re:Customer service? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      So his time isn't more important than everyone else. Accepted.
      But his time isn't less important than everyone else either. So why shouldn't he have the opportunity to keep his bag close to him and benefit from the same ease of disembarking that everybody else enjoys?

    116. Re: Customer service? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually pay more for the front seats because they're made of leather, recline further, and the nice stewardess feeds me free alcohol for the entire flight. Usually by the time we land, I'm not really too concerned about where the exit is.

    117. Re:Customer service? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      ... Fucking genius. I salute you, sir.

    118. Re:Customer service? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      One could say she was exercising her 1st Amendment right to lie to another private citizen and fool him into doing what she wanted.

      Seriously, in what fucking universe does "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." mean that anyone who tells you to shut the fuck up before they pop you in the face is somehow in violation of that Amendment?

    119. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this capitalist bullshit about having your own shoes. Use your bare hands, yuppie.

    120. Re:Customer service? by countach · · Score: 1

      Depends if your aim is to have the most number of people on board quicker, or to have the flight ready to go quicker. Because getting 90% of the people on board doesn't actually help much, only having 100%. It's actually less comfortable for people to be on the aircraft waiting than to be in the waiting area.

    121. Re:Customer service? by the+plant+doctor · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen, weight isn't as much an issue as the overall dimensions.

      At least most of the airlines I travel on have a 7kg weight limit, which I could easily pass with my 46L backpack that's still smaller than most roller bags.

    122. Re:Customer service? by Tom · · Score: 1

      I completely understand why airlines do NOT let families on early, because they now charge people extra for those privileges. But if they were trying to maximize efficiency instead of profits, it would definitely make sense to move the families on when fewer people are obstacles on the plane.

      If efficiency were your policy, you'd stop applying special rules based on arbitrary distinctions. While deeply engrained in our culture, there's no reason to treat families differently from other people travelling together, who may (or may not) have equally compelling reasons to want to sit in one row.

      Airlines have destroyed their own customer friendliness by collectively fighting a price war until the point where they need to make you pay for napkins so they can operate profitably. I personally find it insulting that some arbitrary rules give some people priviledges that other people have to pay for. Do it 100% or don't do it at all.

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    123. Re:Customer service? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

      That's brilliant. Sir, I tip my hat to you.

    124. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know. They should let EVERYONE cut the lines.

    125. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we should do what we are told and stop thinking.

      Yeah, when you're lining up to board a flight, with 200 other people also wanting to board, that's what you should fucking do. Unless you're some kind of narcissist who thinks you're more important/clever/has a bigger dick than everyone else.

      The only story here is "narcissist tries to battle authority & loses". It's not a new story, nor is it a very interesting one. The only tech angle is Twitter, and the only conclusion is that if you lose as being an asshole in real life and then try to "win" by going to Twitter with your one-sided version of events to try to prove you're a nice guy and everyone else is an asshole, you're gonna have a bad time.

      Anyone who's on this guy's side seriously needs to grow the fuck up.

    126. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 1

      " For $10 you get priority seating, and can choose your seat."

      So, which is it? Do they have assigned seats or not?

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    127. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

      I'm astonished this has never caused your plane to be evacuated and searched. Seriously: an unattended bag tucked into a vacant seat? How is that not a bomb?

    128. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gate agent was correct in telling him he could move back in the line to join his kids, but they couldn't cut in line and move up to join him.

      Please provide a reference to support your statement. Also, if that is the case, then what's the point of being a frequent flyer with the airline?

    129. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SouthWest is 100% unassigned seating. There is usually a scramble to get aboard in order to get seats next your partners. With flights with assigned seating, I totally agree with just taking your time to board.

    130. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do families have more people to strap in per person than other people boarding the plane? A family of 3 has 3 to strap in, so 1 strap per person. A family of 100 would have 100 people to strap in, again 1 strap per person. Individuals have 1 strap each, so they also have 1 strap per person.

      You may have been thinking of adults helping their children strap in, which does slow things down...

    131. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, your point is spot on but you failed to mention one more thing: if they let the kids on board first I can see where they are and thus go sit somewhere far away.

    132. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, you are some kind of entitled dick just like the guy in the article. If he wanted them to board priority with him, he should have ponied up the extra $30 to upgrade their tickets. Otherwise he should have waited back with his kids. I don't understand why you think this has to do with anything other than some asshole thinking he is better than everyone else.

    133. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, now THAT is the real problem. Being a jerk is not an offense that can get one arrested, even in this sad excuse for a free country. However, airports have become little mini dictatorships where somebody just has to invoke the almighty power words "safety" or "security" and the cops will willingly haul off anybody who annoys one of the holy power tripping guardians of the air.

      What we need to do is take away their expectation of being backed up by men with guns until and unless they're really needed. Enough is enough.

    134. Re:Customer service? by hubie · · Score: 1
      It is very clearly stated on their web site, plus (from my personal experience) they very clearly state it during the boarding call:

      Do families get to pre board? An adult traveling with a child four years old or younger may board during Family Boarding, which occurs after the "A" group has boarded and before the "B" group begins boarding. However, those Customers holding an "A" boarding pass should still board with the "A" boarding group.

      Can groups assigned to different boarding positions board together? Yes. However, in order to maintain the integrity of the boarding process, we ask that earlier boarding positions board with the later positions. For example, if a passenger is assigned position A16 and wants to board with a passenger assigned position A45, the passenger holding the A16 boarding pass should board with the A45 passenger.

    135. Re:Customer service? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      The gate agent was correct in telling him he could move back in the line to join his kids, but they couldn't cut in line and move up to join him. That's the policy and they tell you this when asking you to line up. The guy was in the wrong and then whined on twitter about how they didn't bend over to kiss his ass. His tweet naming the person could be construed as harassment or slander.

      Calling someone "rude" is neither harassment nor slander. Slander requires a lie of fact, calling someone rude is purely opinion. Harassment involves repeated or persistant attacks, a single tweet doesn't cut it.

    136. Re:Customer service? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Only if you're lucky. Well, I think SW does that. No other airlines I fly do. I don't really care about kids. My ears have never really tolerated flying much, so I have to use the pressure relieving earplugs. Wearing noise cancelling headphones over them, I can barely tell the engines are running, much less screaming children. :)

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    137. Re:Customer service? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      You must be American. It's a slightly different procedure there. Take the bag down, put yours up, and then wait for the plane to fill up. When that's happened, flag a stewardess down or wait until they tell you that the bag has to go up, and hand it on over. Unfortunately in the US, everyone's paranoid as hell.

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    138. Re:Customer service? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      She said he'd be arrested if he didn't delete the tweet. The arrest would violate the 1st amendment.

    139. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After one trip (yes, in the course of one week, no returns to home between stops, 2 destinations), they lost my luggage 3 times, I vowed to never check a bag again if I could avoid it. Just because you've never had the joy of showing up to work Monday morning wearing the clothes you were wearing all day Sunday, to get to go shopping Monday afternoon, to have the same thing happen again Wednesday/Thursday, and then again when you get home, doesn't mean it hasn't happened to somebody else.

    140. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the universe where the law (as enacted by Congress) allows the private company to "abridge the freedom of speech" - ie that the law which allows this contravenes the first amendment.

    141. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why i fill the rest of the bag space with helium

    142. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EasyJet do ad hoc seating, possibly Ryanair. I think EasyJet are phasing it out as it is unpopular.

      It's not common (in Europe at least).

    143. Re:Customer service? by GNious · · Score: 1

      From a fairly frequent traveller (me): Check where you're seated.

      If you're in an aisle seat, or a forward seat, be amongst the later ones to board - it is simply more efficient, and you won't be asked to please stand up while people get in next to you.
      If you're seated in the rear of the aircraft, or have a window seat (or middle of a 5-seat block), get in early, to get out of people's way.

      Before boarding, figure out what you're going to need (and not need) during the flight, and put things into your carry-on or pockets (or a small plastic bag?) based on whether you plan on using them; don't wait until you're at/in your seat to start sorting through stuff.
      The flight attendants can help you with your carry-on (they have more experience than you in this regard), and you don't NEED to have your stuff stored right above you; if you have the stuff you need on your person, there is no need for your carry-on luggage during your flight.

      Also, don't explain to "yahoos" that their stuff need to be in specific locations - just move it, and proclaim loudly that people who don't understand the standards set forth by airlines, are idiots :)

    144. Re:Customer service? by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      Their policy says it extends to children aged 4 and under, his kids are older than 4.

    145. Re:Customer service? by GNious · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of the airline losing my checked luggage

      Stop flying SAS (if European), or American Airlines (if American), and this issue should solve itself.

      (sorry, no experience in Asia, and never lost luggage in Africa)

    146. Re:Customer service? by hubie · · Score: 1

      You get a boarding number based upon when you checked in for the flight. They board in groups of 60, "A" group goes first, "B", then "C". Recently (within the last 5 years or so) they've reserved the first 15 or so "A" slots for their "business class" and for people who pay an extra $10 to get priority boarding. There isn't any fighting because everyone is assigned a certain spot in line. In a practical sense, you'll get your choice of seat (aisle, window, etc.) if you are anywhere in the "A" group, and out to perhaps B30 or so. If you're a "C", you got the middle seat.

      For the way that I used to travel, which was almost always by myself, I found I preferred their seating process over other airlines. On other airlines you basically also get boarding priority based upon when you check in, but you then are only given a choice of the seats they offer you. Lately airlines have been withholding exit aisle and other seats with a little more leg room and then offering that if you pay them $25 more, you could get those seats. Southwest doesn't withhold any seats, so if you're traveling by yourself, you still have a shot of a random non-middle seat even if you are way back in "C".

      On Southwest, back in the day, so to speak, you used to get your boarding number in the order you arrived at the gate, so if you came in on a connecting flight that was late, you were going to be in the back for the next flight. Relevant to this story, if you are traveling with a child under 4 years old, you are allowed to board during "family boarding" which is just after the A group boards. My guess as to what happened here is that he got priority boarding based upon his frequent flying status, and his kids probably had "B" or "C" tickets, so he tried to board them with him (and if he really flies that much with Southwest, he would know he's not allowed to do that); he would have had the option to "upgrade" their tickets by paying an additional $10 each if he wanted to get them up in the early "A" section. I think he figured he didn't want to pay the extra money to upgrade his kids and that he could slip them into boarding with himself counting on the fact that either he felt entitled due to his frequent flying status, or that the gate person wouldn't call him out on it.

    147. Re:Customer service? by dukeblue219 · · Score: 1

      Southwest carries the most domestic passengers every day of any airline in the USA and they do not offer assigned seats. But, they're the only large airline that does this.

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    148. Re:Customer service? by jittles · · Score: 1

      flight attendants are great at finding a place for oversized luggage clogging up the overhead bins. if the overhead bin is full sit your carryon on your lap and when they ask why it isn't stowed they will fix it or stow your bag nearby...

      Which may be fine and dandy if you're in the back row of the plane, or you have no connecting flight. But I can tell you right now that if my bag gets put 20 rows behind me, I am not going to go against the stream of people to try and grab it. That would be terribly rude. And I do not let other people walk the wrong way down the aisle to grab a bag when they are getting off either. I barely fit down the aisle, both height and width, so good luck getting around me.

      That's not to say you can't get around that. A month ago I was traveling and gave up my window seat to a Chinese couple so they could sit together on a long transcontinental flight. I moved back 5 rows. I didn't bother with a carry on for this trip because it was a long one, but their carry on bags stayed in the back. Even though they barely spoke English, I helped them find their bags and pass them 5 rows forward so they didn't have to wait to get off the plane. But in general, if your bag is in a bin more than 1 or 2 rows behind your seat, you're screwed when you go to disembark.

    149. Re:Customer service? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "More people per person", is that like "our dumbbells have more lbs per lbs than our competitors"?

      Yeah yeah I know, "more people per person who can actually do the stuff that needs doing"...

    150. Re:Customer service? by jittles · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere. Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

      I think I've been on a plane with you sir, and I salute you wholeheartedly. One time a guy game from the back of the plane mid-flight (fasten seat belt light is on due to turbulence mind you), walks to the front row and starts looking for his bag. He can't find it and starts going through the overhead bins. He gets halfway through the plane on one side before a flight attendant came up and asked him what he was doing. He said someone stole his bag off the plane and went crazy. Flight attendant finally told him to sit down and to not look for his bag again or they would land the plane and the local police would help him find his bag when they hauled him off (this due to his belligerence). It all makes sense now!

    151. Re:Customer service? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So you should want the people with children being seated first.

      There are basically three choices:

      1. Seat people with children first. This means everyone else has to wait a little longer to be seated.
      2. Seat the people with children last. This means everyone else gets to sit in their seats a little earlier, but the plane will take longer to board over all (and hence you'll have a higher chance of missing a connection).
      3. Board everyone at the same time. This some the everyone else crown gets to sit earlier and some later, the plane will take longer to board than option 2.

      People with children are slowed down more than average by not having room to maneuver and having to wander further to fit their luggage when the only available space is a dozen or two rows away. They also tend to retrieve things from their stowed luggage more often which won't slow boarding but will make for more hassle for everyone around them when they have to trek to the other end of the plane to get things - and then trek to the other other end when they can't find it in that bag and need to check the other one.

      I guess there's also a 4th option: Don't let people travel with children. That does sound like a great idea, I'm not quite selfish enough to actually want that (I get close though....).

    152. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know the feeling. I always pay to check my bag, and I usually put my computer backpack in the overhead after I grab my tablet out of it to do some e-reading during the flight.

      I was really frosted one time when an attendant asked me to remove my backpack from overhead and place it under the seat in front of me because someone couldn't fit their almost full-size luggage into the overhead because they were too stingy to pay for the bag check. They finally solved the tetris puzzle of remaining bags in the overhead and managed to get his bag in. Later as we began to deplane, everyone behind my seat had to wait longer than normal for him as he struggled to get his bag back out.

      Yeah yeah first world problem, rules are rules, etc...

    153. Re:Customer service? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I would say I'm not flying SWA again after this, but I don't fly anyway because the airlines and the TSA all suck so back they make Black Holes look a like a leaf-blower...

    154. Re:Customer service? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Look at the education system and schools in America. This is what the owners of the government (big corporations) want...

    155. Re:Customer service? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Bullshit! There is no way someone who has a preferred Zombie weapon that is a sword picks a longsword over a katana.

    156. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get to my seat, put my bag in the overhead and get seated and seatbelted in less than a minute, except for the slowtards that take forever in my way

    157. Re:Customer service? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Shoelaces are allowed past the mental giants/bully-wannabes that are the TSA, knives and guns aren't.

    158. Re:Customer service? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      A real man uses Chinese hook swords against zombies.

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    159. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're in a hurry for overhead bin space

    160. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, clearly airline policy should be that EVERYONE gets to have priority boarding, because everyone is special in their own unique way.

    161. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the policies when I first read about this story (before /.) and it only said "does not extend to companions", which was quite vague as minors are not exactly companions in the general sense, so it would be logical that your kids would be extended the same privilege. If they then added the "aged 4" it would seem like they did this on purpose due to this incident, because I can't imagine 5 year olds being able to board by themselves. But his complaints where not about the policy - there was nothing about that in his tweet - just that Kimberly was rude. Apparently she was more than just rude since she then pulled him off the flight until he deleted the tweet.

    162. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me for throwing these jews in the oven.
      That's the policy. They could have fired me if I didn't kill the jews. I have a family to feed.

    163. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it a rest. This person was trying to use his single queue jumping ticket for his entire family. He didn't pay for them to jump ahead. He could have joined them at their place, or board himself and waited for them. The guy was trying it on at the expense of all of the other customers. Why should those with cheaper tickets be allowed to queue jump? That's the only issue, twat.

    164. Re:Customer service? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      while true, who are you going to sue, the min wage employee, or the multi billion dollar company??

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    165. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong, it has been demonstrated time and time again, allowing a free for all at boarding results in significantly quicker loading. The airlines choose to ignore this because they can charge people extra for the privilege of sitting for longer on a plane that isn't going anywhere soon. The only real exception should be spazzies like yourself, and that's just a courtesy. You are no better than anyone else, why should you get special treatment?

    166. Re: Customer service? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      will i let every kid cut me? no, but if a man is in front of me, and his kids walk in the door im not going to complain if they join him

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    167. Re:Customer service? by MorePower · · Score: 1

      If you pay the extra $10, you get to be one of the first 15 people on the plane. Then you can plop down in almost any seat you want since all the seats are still unoccupied.

    168. Re:Customer service? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      The gate agent was correct in telling him he could move back in the line to join his kids, but they couldn't cut in line and move up to join him. That's the policy and they tell you this when asking you to line up.

      No, SW doesn't tell you this when you line up, and specifically allows "families" to board together first. In addition, for groups that don't qualify as a "family" that have different boarding assignments, the flight attendants have no problem with the first persons to board saving seats in the same rows for later people. They won't let you save random seats all over the aircraft, though.

      There are dozens of solutions that the gate attendant could have chosen that would have resulted in the man feeling he had received good customer service and thus never posting a bad review. After the tweet was out there, the gate attendant then chose the very worst method to try to resolve the situation in her (but not Southwest Airlines) favor.

    169. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ This.

    170. Re:Customer service? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      I think he figured he didn't want to pay the extra money to upgrade his kids and that he could slip them into boarding with himself counting on the fact that either he felt entitled due to his frequent flying status, or that the gate person wouldn't call him out on it.

      Actually, I suspect that he felt that instead of boarding first and then saving the seats for his kids (which the flight attendants will let you do), he felt that letting them board at the same time would have the same net effect on other passengers but allow him to keep his kids with him the whole time.

    171. Re:Customer service? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      But now most airlines charge for any checked baggage,...

      Only american ones. I fly a bit with work and to visit family. My last trip from EU to Mexico was with United. They advertise "free check-in bag with frequent fly crap" as a feature while every other airline i fly with its just free. Then the personal entertainment system is like $7, and its crammed with advertising. Seriously worst airline for international travel. They even charged for the meals.

      Use a real airline. It just cheaper since you don't get charged extra to use the plane you paid for.

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    172. Re:Customer service? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      low cost carriers charge extra for any checked luggage, incentivizing those bulging Texans.

      Surprisingly, Southwest has some of the lowest prices and still allows you to check up to two bags (up to 50 lbs. each) for free.

    173. Re:Customer service? by sribe · · Score: 1

      while true, who are you going to sue, the min wage employee, or the multi billion dollar company??

      How about: nobody?

    174. Re:Customer service? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Yeah if it looks like I won't have room over my seat I'll dump my bag 5+ rows forward; I can grab that on the way out, but not if it's behind.

    175. Re:Customer service? by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

      TBH, the only reason I want to get on first is to make sure I can put my one bag in the overhead luggage, instead of getting on late and having to explain to a bunch of yahoos that their purse/satchel/gift/other trash belongs under the seat in front of them and not overhead blocking a bag that doesn't fit under the seat.

      This, 100%. I secretly want to scream at people when bring "one carryon" as a carryon suitcase that has to be slotted in the overhead sideways to fit, the little bag that fits over the handle to make it two bags, plus their purse, and a shopping bag.

      I would prefer to sit in a lounge drinking a bloody mary, except if I wait to board until the rush is gone, my little travel bag won't fit into the overhead. And I'm a tall mother****er, so putting it under my seat means that I'm going to have to wheelchair my way out at the other end because my legs are so cramped.

    176. Re:Customer service? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      That's not government authority, that's the authority of a privately owned company to refuse service to anyone.

      As others have pointed out, "failing to follow the instructions of a airline/TSA/whatever employee" when at an airport is a felony in the US. Thus, if he refused to remove the tweet, he technically could have been arrested.

      Whenever the government says "you can't do X" and "X" is exercising one of your inalienable rights, it's a Constitutional issue, which in this case is 1st Amendment.

    177. Re:Customer service? by retchdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And before any of you complain, since surgery I can walk fine.

      Did you just apologize to a bunch of whiny pricks for being crippled?! What the fuck, man?

      I'm glad you got surgery. Thanks for the account of your experiences.

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    178. Re:Customer service? by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      yeah, we're robots with no brains. we follow orders. don't question stupid rules and never use human judgement. we are humans, but we should be thought of as cattle.

      Hold on...What you're saying suggests to me you may not understand how the process works. Whether or not the father of this family knew it, he was trying to game the system. Sure, he had frequent flyer privileges, but his kids did not. He could have paid extra for them to be up there with him, but he didn't. That's the deal with Southwest. If he doesn't like it, he can fly another airline. Maybe he didn't understand the policy, but the gate agent explained it to him. Here's the thing - he's a frequent flyer. He probably should have known better. Maybe other gate agents have made an exception for him, but they weren't required to. He wasn't entitled to that exception. On other airlines, it would be akin to you buying a first class ticket and two coach tickets and demanding that your coach companions get first class seats...probably bumping two other passengers who paid for those first class seats.

      Who should the burden of thinking be shifted to, the airline employees or the traveler? What if you and your companion didn't get to sit together or had to check your bags because this guy's kids cut in line without paying for the privilege (even though you may have)?

      I'm not saying that the gate agent acted correctly throughout the course of this (and I don't know if she didn't). In this situation, however, I'm inclined to give her more of the benefit of the doubt than this passenger, given the details of the story.

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    179. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So next time you and a couple of friends go on a trip only one of you should need to buy a priority boarding pass right and you should all get on early right?

      If I had paid for the priority pass and you got to bring your family on early for free I wouldn't be too happy. He should have thought of that ahead of time and if boarding early is really that big of a concern to him he should have properly paid the fee for all of their tickets to do so.

      The real question here is was gate attendant actually rude or did she simply request that he follow the rules. If it was the latter I would he was just being petty and if it weren't for the negative PR they should have done exactly what they did in removing them from the plane. As others stated the only way they could have known/responded fast enough that they removed him from the plane before takeoff is that he probably threatened to post this on twitter to the gate attendant and using social media just to get your way isn't acceptable, and can have serious negative consequences for the company.

      On the other hand if the flight attendant was actually rude about it he was fully justified in his tweet.

    180. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some gate agents are pushovers and let customers bend the rules, but your A+ membership does not extend to minors you are travelling with.

      He could have paid 15 per child to upgrade them to his seating status but choose not to.

      I think the customer was being a douche and got what he deserved: called out and inconvenienced.

    181. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest tragedy of the corporate veil is that it removes all sense of responsibility for one's actions so long as they're doing on behalf of the company.

    182. Re:Customer service? by Straif · · Score: 1

      Except when traveling with children it's much easier if all your items are within easy reach.

      Boarding last often leads to having to store 1 or several of your groups bags in overhead compartments that are not in your isle. For an average adult, taking those few steps one way or the other to grab your bag is no hassle at all, for a parent with a child or 2 having to , A) remember that bag is not with your other bags and B) retrieve it while still maintaining control over your children in a unusual environment, can be a real pain.

      And for the record I don't have any children but have flown more than enough times either with family members or simply just on planes with people with kids to understand the simple logic for allowing families with children to board first.

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    183. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I've been in the same situation literally dozens of times and even if you sitting all the way at the front of a 150 person plane and your suitcase is all the way at the back, the resulting delay is always under ten minutes and is usually under five. It's simply not the kind of inconvenience to get worked up about.

      And "everyone else" doesn't enjoy an easier disembarking process. If 10% of passengers end up separated from their baggage on any given flight, then 10% of the time one of those people will be you. Everyone else on the plane has been through the same thing at one point, but they probably didn't bitch about it even half as much as GP. So just deal with it.

    184. Re:Customer service? by Straif · · Score: 1

      As I wrote above, boarding last often mean no storage space in your isle to put you and your children's bags.

      An adult with 1 carry-on can easily compensate for the lack of storage and either find another available storage compartment in another isle or ask an attendant and as that is the only thing you have to keep track of the likelihood of forgetting it is low (although even then, not unheard of).

      For a parent with 2 children, having your 2 or 3 bags being stored in multiple locations as well as maintaining order of your kids increases the likelihood of something being left behind exponentially.

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      Of course that's just my opinion...... you could be wrong!
    185. Re:Customer service? by omtinez · · Score: 0

      Sitting on the pilot seat would be the only thing enticing enough for me to pay the predatory fees for "perks".

      PS: Being a tall person who cannot sit straight without pushing the seat in front of me with my knees, being offered extra leg room for a fee is border line offensive.

    186. Re:Customer service? by Sedated2000 · · Score: 1

      There are major parts of this story that many don't seem to take into account. The story we all hear is the story that this man ran to the news with. He never states exactly what he tweeted, he merely paraphrases what it said and it changes in different articles I've read about this. This leads me to believe he's not being completely forthcoming in his version of what the tweet said.

      Another point is after the initial situation with the agent he admits to blurting out "Twitter will be hearing about this!". Perhaps. you have a different life experience, but the folks I meet in life that use phrases and tactics like this are far from reasonable people. They are the "I'm taking my football and going home!" types, when they don't get to be quarterback. His children were too old to qualify for the Family Boarding policy SWA has which is after the A group but before the B group. He'd had to have paid more for his tickets to get his children in the A group with himself. He simply chose not to and was hoping to get his kids through with the higher paid tickets for free. He intentionally planned his trip poorly by either not buying the correct tickets he wanted, or going with an airline that would let him buy assigned seats.

      A major issue is that he did not simply state "The agent for flight X was very rude, I'm dissappointed @SWA". He proceeded to give her name and location out. This is what he admitted to openly, and based on his previous behavior that he admitted to, I'm inclined to think it was worse than he said. She very well might have been nervous for her safety, you don't know her situation, and nobody has heard her side of things yet. She might have an abusive ex she is trying to avoid, etc. It was not his place to do that. She might have been wrong, but nobody knows for sure because nobody has heard her say anything. Visit this man's twitter. It's private now, but you can still see he styles himself as a social media buff. He knows exactly what he's doing. At least be fair to her and cast judgement later.

    187. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, policies are evil. There are no reasons we should ever put policies into place. Chaos should reign supreme. People should be able to do whatever they want.

    188. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I agree, the reaction was ridiculous - but so was the tweet. The agent was rude because she was following rules? So just because some agents broke the rules related to boarding in the past means they are forever obligated to break the rules in the future?

      As so often happens in these cases, I see the clash of two idiots, not a one sided sob story.

      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    189. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Why is the rule stupid? I think it's pretty fair... the kids aren't frequent flyers, they aren't allowed early boarding. Case closed. How is it fair to everyone else waiting to board? Or, how about someone goes to a theme park and buys a single "fast pass" and tries to use it for the whole family. I guess the ride attendant would have to be brain dead to say "no."

      There's no excusing Southwest's reaction, but the guy was a jerk, too.

      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    190. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell modded this up? That's simply false.

    191. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It's actually not uncommon for this in the U.S. as well, however, some people pay for the privilege of boarding first: first/business class customers, "gold club" members (or whatever the airline wants to call it, frequent flyers... then when it comes to general boarding, after those people, it's usually handicapped and people traveling with young kids. In this case, the guy wanted frequent flyer privileges for three people because one of them was a frequent flyer, and then got mad he didn't get it, expecting someone to break the rules always because people had broken the rules in the past.

      I'd again re-state my position that the Southwest agents acted inappropriately, no doubt, but the guy was a jerk, too.

      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    192. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not with Southwest.

    193. Re:Customer service? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Take a gun with you. Doesn't even have to be a complete gun, just enough for the ATFE to consider it a gun. Less than $100, often closer to $50 for a old single shot shotgun. Ditch barrel, stock, etc. and just keep receiver.

      Then you can put it in a true locking case, declare it, and by law you do not have to give a key to anyone, and you can't use the "TSA keys" which they all have master copies of.

      Get your luggage lost? Simply look at the airline rep and say "Well, you gonna call the BATFE or am I?"

      Pro photographers, etc. use this trick....

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      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    194. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Yes... general boarding. But before that, they let on first/business class, airline club members, frequent flyers, etc.; this guy wanted to board 2 other people ahead of others because he was a frequent flyer. Southwest over reacted, but the guy was not entitled to do that, either.

      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    195. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're also great at making you check your bag at full cost, with no take-backs after you've said something. If the worst case scenario is I run out of time and they insist on checking the bag anyways, then I have no personal incentive to save everyone else's time.

      Since giving everyone an equal amount of volume would result in wasted space, I think we should be able to participate in an overhead volume silent auction when we buy tickets. Of course this would reduce the airline's ability to hit us with surprise checked-bag charges, so it ain't gonna happen until we see more airlines and real competition.

    196. Re:Customer service? by dmr001 · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can sit with my two young children since I boarded last on Southwest and no adjacent seats were available. Don't give candy to the girl, and if they fight threaten to take away the iPad.

    197. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. I always pick a seat when I purchase a ticket and I always get that seat.

    198. Re:Customer service? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      real men go for the crowbar.

      part utility, part brutality, part durability, part homage.

      all metal.

      jabby, stabby, crunchy, B n E

      just my crowbar and me.

      as they say, nothing like a blunt piece of iron. you can really feel the bone break.

    199. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It's not just U.S. airlines... I flew Varig to Brazil, a great airline by most standards. While in Sao Paulo awaiting our flight to Miami, we were informed the plane had mechanical difficulties, and we wouldn't be able to fly until the morning. They ushered us out to the public transportation lanes and issued taxi after taxi a voucher to drive us to a 4 star hotel that they contacted and requested they hold the evening buffet open for the passengers, as it was quite late by that time (after 11:00pm). In the morning, two beautiful tour busses (nice and clean and new), complete with air conditioning and full bathrooms, picked up the passengers at the hotel and brought us back for our flight.

      Needless to say, every single person on the flight missed their connection in Miami. Keep in mind this is the SAME airline, just in Miami instead of Sao Paulo, Brazil: The plane got in fairly late (I don't recall exactly what time... but late evening at the earliest). No one was there to meet the plane and make arrangements for connecting flights. No one was at the desk. We had to call the airline in order for them to get someone to come and deal with us. They arranged our flight for like 6:00am the following morning, and told us we could go to a particular hotel (decent, not great hotel), and we needed to catch the hotel's shuttle in the public transportation area. So there we were, like 150 people waiting the the curb... with all of our luggage, and the bus pulls up, the driver opens the door and says "I'm sorry, I can't take all y'all," and drives off without taking anybody. So we go back to the Varig desk to complain (yes, the shuttle bus should have taken people, but it would have taken 10 trips to get everyone on their luggage anyway). They called the hotel, but would not pay for taxis or arrange any other transportation. I ended up just taking a taxi at my own expense anyway. We get to the hotel and it's jam packed... the check in line was out the door. Many people didn't even get a room until 4am, enough time to take a shower and go back to the airport. In Brazil we walked into the hotel and were just handed the keys to a room, the airline had taken care of everything; everybody had a room in, I'd guess, no more than 20 minutes.

      The conclusion is the airlines don't have the onus in the U.S. that they have elsewhere to treat passengers better. Why the amazing treatment in Brazil? Are there laws about it? I don't know. We made Varig aware of our dissatisfaction and haven't used them since, but what else are you going to do? You're usually limited to flights available, there isn't always a lot of choice.

      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    200. Re:Customer service? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Shrug.

      In air travel, there are only really three sizes of carry-on luggage: Fits under the seat, fits in the overhead, and should have been checked in.

      If a $30-$50 checked bag fee would alleviate your anxiety about staking your inviolable claim to the overhear rack, why don't you spend it? Life's too short to be voluntarily stressing yourself (and intentionally putting yourself into competition with other passengers) over completely avoidable shit.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    201. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry Sir shoelaces are not allowed at airports due to TSA regarding them as a possible security risk, plus they slow people down when asked to remove their shoes. In the future all passengers will be issues "booties" and hospital gowns to be worn prior to and during flights.

    202. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inefficient. I say go with the knife but provide it through federal subsidies. Alternatively introduce regulations that all passengers must purchase a knife from the airline before boarding so the brawl won't take as long, and it's good for airline profits with the extra sales.

    203. Re:Customer service? by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      "she stole hundreds of pounds of my wife's make-up "

      Your wife must be a real looker if she flies around with hundreds of pounds of makeup.

    204. Re: Customer service? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Where you sit on a plane has just about 0 effect on your arrival time at your final destination.
      When you look at the overall travel time from leaving the door at your departure address, getting to the airport, flying, bag claim, getting from airport to your destination address; the 90 seconds you may have saved by seat choice is absolutely worthless. You're talking about 3-7 hours of total travel time and people think that a few seconds helps them in some way.

      I also think that the boarding time has FAR less to do with the plan and much more to do with people's greed, stupidity and ignorance. Get in, put your bag OVER YOUR OWN SEAT, sit down, buckle your belt. Seems people suddenly forget that they need their book, have to piss, just have to ask a question of the flight crew, or any number of things other than getting luggage stowed and ass in seat.

      --
      Article X: The powers not delegated... by the Constitution...are reserved...to the people
    205. Re:Customer service? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      :) you can't incite violence against others. you can't incite panic. you can't slander and you can't libel. all these are antithetical to free speech but they are also right. Free speech isn't the end goal, but simply a stepping stone to a better republic. that's the end goal, not free speech in isolation.

      better people than us have made the evaluation that how freedom of expression should be limited is in cases where it brings an explicit and immediate harm. when it doesn't, the positives and negatives of restricting speech are unknown and a lighter touch is better.

    206. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parents with small children board first inside the US as well.

    207. Re:Customer service? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      From SWA's web site: http://www.southwest.com/html/...

      Do families get to preboard?
      An adult traveling with a child four years old or younger may board during Family Boarding, which occurs after the "A" group has boarded and before the "B" group begins boarding. However, those Customers holding an "A" boarding pass should still board with the "A" boarding group.
      **he fails this clause as his children are stated to be 6 and 9

      Can groups assigned to different boarding positions board together?
      Yes. However, in order to maintain the integrity of the boarding process, we ask that earlier boarding positions board with the later positions. For example, if a passenger is assigned position A16 and wants to board with a passenger assigned position A45, the passenger holding the A16 boarding pass should board with the A45 passenger.
      The attendant correctly applied this clause and the customer disliked the enforcement of the rule solely because another agent had offered and exception. This is why companies so often state "no exceptions". Once you grant an exception you make the next employee look like a jerk for properly applying the rules.

      Just because you chose to breed doesn't mean you get to just do whatever you want. We have rules. Following them, even when they don't get you what you want, is probably the best parenting you could do. This guy tried to show his kids he was special and didn't need to follow the rules. He'll never explain THAT to them, I'm sure.

      That said the response of the attendant pulling him off the plane was unwarranted and stupid. She's created a PR headache, cost the airline money (I'm sure they'll give him vouchers), and probably delayed the flight as they had to account for all his luggage and possessions before they could allow pushback.

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      Article X: The powers not delegated... by the Constitution...are reserved...to the people
    208. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess that Kimberly S pulled the stunt not in the interest of SWA, but in hopes of her supervisor not seeing the tweet. If I'm right, this implies that she must already have a bad customer service reputation; after all, a single tweet wouldn't be likely to make someone take such a bold chance.

    209. Re:Customer service? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure this wasn't a stewardess. The guy is a preferred business customer so he gets to board before everyone else as would be marked on his ticket. His children were not and were supposed to board with their boarding group. Previously, other boarding agents had permitted him to board the plane with the preferred business customers and have his children board at the same time. This time the boarding agent didn't allow him.

      So I'm pretty sure Kimberly S. was not a stewardess and in fact was a boarding agent. So the whole "not speaking to you during the flight" bit is completely off.

      --
      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    210. Re:Customer service? by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the idea. I had always thought that the gun case could only have the gun. Apparently (from reading comments to this suggestion at schneier.com) there is an issue if one changes planes in Chicago as firearms are especially targeted for theft there.

    211. Re:Customer service? by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking? Have you never been late for a connecting flight?

      The plane actually WILL take of without you.

      In which case, having parents with children board first is the least of your problems.

      Yaz

    212. Re:Customer service? by grahammm · · Score: 1

      Where there are allocated seats (which is not the case in this story), why would anyone want to pay extra to board first? In many other situations, the more important, or higher ranked, the person the later they have take their seat. For example in the Navy, the most senior officer is the last to board a transport and the first to disembark. When there are state occasions (such as a Royal marriage), the "ordinary" people have to arrive first and sometimes be in their seats hours in advance, whereas the VIPs arrive at the last moment.

      As a business, or first class, traveller, which would you prefer - staying longer in the first/business class lounge and boarding last or boarding first and having to sit on the plane for longer before it departs?

    213. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need access to 2 or 3 bags? Pack what your going to need in-flight into one bag and keep it in your lap. Another solution: Unlike adults, children have plenty of leg room on a plane. Try stowing stuff under their little legs or on their laps.
      A little forethought can save much time and trouble for yourself and those around you. I suppose that a lack of forethought is how most people end up with kids in the first place.

    214. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think they can evacuate airplanes in 90 seconds? Personally, every time I end up on airplanes I notice how the people towards the front almost always stand up in the aisle to start the process of getting off then leisurely take bags out of overhead bins as slowly as possible. Meanwhile those of us who are actually trying to go places and have connecting flights take a fraction of the time.

    215. Re: Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If YOU want to bend a few rules, FINE... as long as it doesn't affect everyone else. If, however, you want someone ELSE to bend the rules FOR you (effectively, doing you a favour) and their answer is NO, you have exactly one reasonable option: SHUT UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN, and follow the rules like everyone else.

      You can, of course, also decide to whine and moan and be an asshole like this guy did. But that isn't very reasonable.

    216. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On SWA, "companions" refers to people flying using a "Companion Pass". (The Companion Pass lets you designate a single person, like your spouse, who receives a free ticket when you purchase one.)

      Your companion does not share your A-List status, however, so to board together you must board in your companion's group -- not the other way around. The same is true for children over 4.

    217. Re: Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boarding first and then saving the seats for his kids (which the flight attendants will let you do)

      Citation needed, because that would seriously fuck up the boarding process if anyone could save seats for anyone. Or do only parents get this privilege?

      The flight attendants might let you, but I'm betting that they also might not. So just wait your turn and board with the family boarding after the A group has finished.

    218. Re:Customer service? by blippo · · Score: 1

      What's the point of that? Isn't it important to get the passengers to board as fast as possible?

      I just came of a flight without assigned seats, and the only explanation I could figure out was that it's because the software couldn't handle a multi-leg flight.

    219. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the problem? He questioned the rule and was told that they couldn't bend them for his situation. Instead of attacking the rule, he personally attacked the employee by name. That's where he went wrong.

    220. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is, Southwest does not have assigned seats. The chance of this father and his 2 children (or any family) getting seats together if they board last is slim to none. And if you think people will move to allow them to sit together, you obviously haven't flown on SWA recently.

    221. Re:Customer service? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      agreed but im saying IF one is going to sue would it make more sense to sue the low level employee who wont be able to pay you anyway, or the multi billion dollar company

      --
      have you seen my sig? there are many others like it but none that are the same
    222. Re: Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did McDonald's get a Preferred Diners Line?

    223. Re:Customer service? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Ya.. There are are a bunch of whiny bitches here. :) The same ones who complain about kids, or the fact that I bypassed the lines in the courtesy wheelchair, because I couldn't walk through an airport.

      Thanks. I am so delighted it got fixed. It only took about 1.5 years and a half dozen "expert" doctors to find one who knew what he was doing. I had sympathy for people who couldn't get around before. Now I have a *lot* more.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    224. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then complain to the carriers who have decided that comfort isnt important. US carriers are the worst at cramming as many seats in to one plane as they can. Maybe if instead of 200 people on the plane you reduce it to 180 and increase the space people would be a little happier. but then the corporate overlords cry about lower profits even though they are sitting on some of the highest margins in the world for airlines.

      Maybe instead of Flying the 1000 miles to your destination you drive. If everyone started to drive lets say max 1500 miles (beyond that and over seas is fine to fly) to their destination for one year how quick would the air line industry start to make new rules to accommodate passengers? Also think of the room you would have with half full/empty planes.

    225. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to wake up Mr. Freeman. Time to wake up.

    226. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ceramic?
      Glass?
      Flint?
      Obsidian?
      JAde?
      Diamond?

      The list goes on...

      These are "easy" to get past the metal detector

    227. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im just going to leave these here,

      Most Profitable airlines
      Most Profitable airlines

    228. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your average Boeing 737-800 (this is what southwest flies) has a total of 8 Exits that can be used in an emergency, two front two back and 4 over the wings. These can empty out a plane in an estimated 90 seconds. This is optimal conditions with all exits open and available for use. Now how many entrances are used when boarding? only 1. that is why.

      Now if they were able to add a double Jetway (that didnt break jetway breaks) we could load from the front and back at the same time. Again this does not help with Southwest as it is a first come first serve seating arrangement.

    229. Re:Customer service? by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      You missed the entire point. It doesn't matter if the gate agent was right or wrong about whether his kids could board with him.

      The point is that he was pulled off the plane for a non-threatening comment he made on twitter. Obviously Southwest gets the point as they're compensating the guy.

    230. Re:Customer service? by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      That's one of the reasons that they claim keeps their prices low - they're the fast food of the airline world.

    231. Re:Customer service? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Or not charging for the damn checked luggage. It always seemed silly to me, you just encourage cramped , angry people on the plane.

    232. Re:Customer service? by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. He was already on the plane and the situation was over. There was no reason for the gate agent to go nuclear on him.

    233. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not particularly tall or short, but seeing as how tall people get way more benefits in life than the short ( check out CEO average heights versus the general population, for example), I view planes as one of the only partial equalizers.

    234. Re:Customer service? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      "spazzies"? Really? You know, before the car accident that screwed me up, I was perfectly normal. Now that they've done surgery to correct the issue, I'm perfectly normal, with a little extra titanium hardware. We're all one car accident away from having the same issues. That is, unless you never leave your mother's basement.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    235. Re:Customer service? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      When installing software and are 'forced' to 'agree' to many paragraphs of legalese before the OK button will become clickable, do you tick "I agree" and think "I agree" or do you tick it whilst thinking "I'm only clicking 'I agree' because I've discovered that that's what's necessary to proceed to the next installation-step?"

      When people cheer for a tinpot dictator, do they think "this guy is awesome" or "I'm only cheering because I've discovered that's what's necessary to avoid getting killed"?

      Internalizes helplessness isn't about being deceived, that's called stupidity. Internalized helplessness is about saying "I agree" no matter what you think, because you don't think "I disagree" would go well for you. You're treating having to jump through hoops to use a software you've already purchased as a fact of life you can do nothing about. Your spirit has, in however small way, been broken; you've begun to accept the will of various institutions and forces of human creation as defining the very parameters of your life.

      You're not rejecting the idea of helpless subjectdom, you're embodying it. And so do Americans as a whole, more and more every year, as the powers that be continue slipping out of their control and consequently carry their tasks out without any real oversight, to the point of insanity and beyond. That won't end well.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    236. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of shit, utterly. You cannot choose a seat on Southwest until you get on the plane. You can get priority seating and get on first to pick, but that's it. You're just a lying troll.

    237. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Costs me zero to have 2 checked bags on my preferred airline. It's not because I'm cheap, it's because you don't actually fly.

      If any of you wise wise people did as much flying as I do you'd probably have spent 2 days trying to get your checked bags back and understand the wisdom of having enough clothes in your carry-on to survive for a few days without your checked luggage.

    238. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I take 50+ flights a year at the moment, so I'm already being boarded first anyway. I've always got the window seat too just so I can get on early and get sorted out and not have to get up for late entries and toilet breaks, and I'm broad shouldered enough that the refreshment cart whacks me every time it goes past. Aisle means you get off 10 seconds earlier after standing in the aisle for 2-10 minutes, but at too high a cost :P

      I'm happy with my luggage with or "forward" of me, but if it's as little as 2 rows behind you, you have to wait for the entire plane to disembark before people will be polite enough to let you get your bag, they're all in a mad rush to go wait at the luggage carousel. As you say, the stuff I need is with me under the seat.

    239. Re:Customer service? by gmfm · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids. He wasn't line cutting - he just wanted his kids with him so they could sit together.

      Yes, he "just wanted his kids with him", so he CUT THE LINE. Hey guess what OTHER way he could have had his kids with him? By getting on board with them in their assigned boarding spot!

      On any other airline, sure. On Southwest, which has no assigned seating? Your best bet of being able to sit with your family is to be in the first boarding group.

    240. Re:Customer service? by gmfm · · Score: 1

      Yes, he "just wanted his kids with him", so he CUT THE LINE. Hey guess what OTHER way he could have had his kids with him? By getting on board with them in their assigned boarding spot!

      On any other airline, sure. On Southwest? You don't get assigned seats. If you are travelling with others and you want to sit with them, you have to either hope you get into the first boarding group or that other people will be generous and move for you.

    241. Re:Customer service? by solidraven · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he got it all wrong. You need to sell old rusty/broken aeroplane fixtures with sharp edges that otherwise get trashed. Saves you money on disposal of those, and you can make an extra buck out of the cage fight. Maybe provide a live video feed of the fight to the passengers in business class?

    242. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it feel good to be a corporate ass-sucker?

    243. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SWA doesn't have assigned seats you fucking retard

    244. Re:Customer service? by Rigel47 · · Score: 1

      Rules (and blind adherence) multiply in the absence of common sense.

    245. Re:Customer service? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Noting on the case is allowed to indicate it contains a firearm.... just gotta get an airline approved case for it, put said case in larger "regular" luggage, and off you go.

      Perfectly legal, but to smooth your way you may want to print the FAA policy as well as the airline you are flying's policy.

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      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    246. Re:Customer service? by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      If the case was containing my photo gear or test instruments along with the firearm, it wouldn't be small enough to disappear into regular luggage, but I reckon I could put a duffel around it as camouflage.

    247. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would fire the agent? What a piece of crap you are, moron. This woman was SLANDERED by an online post. She should sue this piece of entitled crap for slander, as he used her name in a public posting. You use my name in a public posting? I will be calling my lawyer. Because he is not going to be able to prove anything, and he might end up owing this slandered gate agent major bucks.

    248. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are "pretty sure"? Pretty sure? I would be 100% sure that there is a line in a manual that says "A passengers do not have the ability to extend the A priveledge to any other person." In black and fucking white. He was asking for a favor, she didn't agree, and he slandered her in a public statement. I'd sue his ass and I would win. You can't put a private person's name out there like that.

    249. Re:Customer service? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting twice - I guess you didn't get your rage out the first time.

      He probably could have sat with his kids if he were nice about it. But he wasn't.

      I'm tired of the attitude that possession of a child gives you the right to act like an asshole.

    250. Re:Customer service? by second_coming · · Score: 1

      I doubt that would matter as she was the representative of the company as far as the customer was concerned.

    251. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Survival of the fittest. I like that. It should be bigger and smarter first. I am both.

    252. Re:Customer service? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I fly once or twice a year, I'd prefer to be seated first, get comfortable, and not have to worry about everyone else (and not fight for overhead space). In business or first class, people can easily get by you if they are in your row and you were first. I don't think I'm in the miniroty there, as most first class and airline club members seem to enjoy being first. First class and business seats are also more comfortable than anything in the boarding area, and you often start getting service immediately.

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    253. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this comment considered Insightful or worthy of 4 points?

    254. Re:Customer service? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Don't try it in any flight that might get diverted/layover in New York, or you'll get arrested for a felony.

      Not a gun owner, by NY city laws are crazy, even if you are just passing through the airport.

    255. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, but what I don't see anyone addressing is that with all of the hassle of the airline "service" and the annoying TSA routine, someone at SWA has nothing better to do than to monitor Twitter. Get rid of those knuckleheads and lower my fare. As for the passenger, next time wait 'til the flight is over to whine.

    256. Re:Customer service? by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      And I'm the opposite. Typically, my 1.5 hr layover between flight to $MAJOR_AIRPORT and the flight home turns into 45 minutes and a sprint to the gate for the connector flight. The last thing I want is to be carrying all of my crap while I'm running. And then there's the maintenance of that bag - Getting it to and from the nearest available spot, which might be a distance away from my seat, or worse, a gate check. Given the state of Intra-US flight, I'd have missed half my connectors if I had my stuff.

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      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
    257. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This woman was SLANDERED by an online post. She should sue this piece of entitled crap for slander, as he used her name in a public posting. You use my name in a public posting? I will be calling my lawyer.

      You don't have even the slightest clue what 'slander' means, do you?

      First slander is verbal, libel is written, this is written (a tweet) so if applicable it would be libel, not slander.

      Naming someone in an online post: Not libel
      Stating opinion about named someone in online post: Not libel (example: 'was rude'=opinion)
      Stating false 'fact' about someone (example:is a convicted thief): Probably libel.

      Don't try to use 'big boy' words you don't understand.

    258. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did when I flew with them 20 years ago. Not that I'd fly with them again.

    259. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that's the policy."

      yeah, we're robots with no brains. we follow orders. don't question stupid rules and never use human judgement. we are humans, but we should be thought of as cattle.

      yup, I fully agree.

      we should do what we are told and stop thinking. yup, I fully agree. that's pure wisdom. we need more people like you and me. world would be a lot better if we all just shut up and do as we're told.

      USA USA USA!

      I doubt anyone working as a "gate stewardess" (or whatever the fuck it's called) makes enough money to give much of a shit about anything outside his/her script. Why put your own shitty job in jeopardy for some random asshole you don't know? If you do, you're usually pretty fucking stupid. I have a hunch you're one of those people, TheGratefulNet, that says "sheeple" a lot. Protip: you're at least as dumb as everyone else, and apparently delusional on top of that. You're doing great, keep up the good work!

    260. Re:Customer service? by Sensee · · Score: 1

      He probably refused to leave the aircraft. The cops would have drug him off after a nice tazer welt tatoo. Southwest was nice to give him a "heads up".

    261. Re:Customer service? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Because he is already acting like an ass and calling everyone who doesn't cowtow "bitch"?

    262. Re:Customer service? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      It's reusable. Very green. Gets you government subsidies!

    263. Re:Customer service? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      If a $30-$50 checked bag fee would alleviate your anxiety about staking your inviolable claim to the overhear rack, why don't you spend it?

      If the airline assumed responsibility for the thousand or so dollars worth of electronics I carry, and would guarantee a full replacement for any lost prescription medication, and there was a chance in hell that the fragile stuff I carry on would survive the gorilla treatment the baggage handlers apply to every checked bag, I would check every bag instead of having any carry-on. I already check everything I can because I simply don't want to have to lug it around the airport.

      Otherwise, I'm not spending $50 so I can spend another $1000 to get a new laptop and more for a tablet and then spend the time reloading all the software and data ... and then try to find a replacement for the stolen $500 radio.

      In truth, it is so easy to get around the extra bag fee that it isn't even an issue of the $50. It's all about the liability and threat of damage. All you have to do is carry the bag to the gate and then wait for the ubiquitous announcement about "this is a full flight and anyone who wants to check a bag through to their destination..." and that's for free.

    264. Re:Customer service? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking? Have you never been late for a connecting flight? The plane actually WILL take of without you.

      Unless you are an airline employee deadheading.

      Two days ago, I'm sitting on a flight and it's time to depart. The doors are closed, the jetway is pulled back. The pilot comes on the speaker telling us that we are, indeed, ready to go, but there now is a deadheading pilot at the gate who must get to SFO and so we're bringing back the jetway and opening the door for him...

      Stopover in SFO, the flight leaving my gate before mine, the agents are actually threatening to close the doors and keep a family from boarding because the mother is in a wheelchair and hasn't made it from her connecting flight to the gate yet. They know she's coming, the family is standing there going "she's on her way", but the agents are ready to close the flight.

    265. Re:Customer service? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      That's one of the problems with families boarding first - if they have separated seat assignments, the solution is best sorted out after others have boarded.

      No, on a flight with assigned seats, it is best solved before the first person gets on the flight. The first place to solve this problem is either the travel agent or person buying the tickets should get seat assignments together when there are still seats together available.

      Barring that, the gate agent should be doing the negotiating with other passengers to get the family together. This happens all the time. They find the right number of seats and then call the pax in those seats up and ask them to change.

      The LAST place you want to try changing things around is after everyone has gotten on and stored their bags overhead and put incidentals in the seat back pocket.

    266. Re: Customer service? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Where you sit on a plane has just about 0 effect on your arrival time at your final destination.

      It is an interesting phenomenon that passenger flow through an airport often has spikes of congestion that are due to sudden appearance of 120 or so people all arriving on the same airplane.

      When you can get off first, you can get to the baggage claim (if necessary) in front of a whole gaggle of others, so even if your bags don't come out first you are still at the front of group so you don't have to force your way up. If you are in the right front group getting off, your bags may also have a priority tag so they may come off first. There have been times when I've gotten my bag and been out the door before the last people off the plane have made it to claim.

      If you need a shuttle to parking, getting off first means you may be first in line at the shuttle, thus avoiding a half-hour wait for the next one. Been there, done that.

      If you get off first, you can often get to the front of the line at customs or immigration and not have to stand at the end of a plane-full line.

      If you are delayed in customs lines, you can miss your connections and you can be delayed by a day or more in getting to your final destination. I was delayed by lines returning from an overseas flight and did, indeed, wind up missing not one but two rebooked connections, which left me sleeping overnight in SFO instead of in my own bed at home. Had I not gotten the airline to change my routing so I would go to SFO on the last flight of the day and then pick up the first flight the next morning from there, I would have been sleeping in IAD and getting home on a "direct" flight even later the next day.

      And on the other hand, I've made a connection by just a minute when I was amongst the first off the incoming flight, which kept me from having to spend the night in an airport.

    267. Re:Customer service? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      My last trip from EU to Mexico was with United. They advertise "free check-in bag with frequent fly crap" as a feature while every other airline i fly with its just free.

      My experience is just opposite. Flew United to someplace, two checked bags, free. Flew out and the first leg was on US Air (at the time a Star Alliance partner). One free, was charged for the second one, even though I booked the entire trip through United and was flying as a United Premier member.

      But don't let entertainment system charges deter you from United anymore. Their newest aircraft have NO entertainment system at all. The flight attendants actually have to do the old-style passenger briefing song and dance because there is no video screen to watch. They are apparently coming up with a WiFi based entertainment system which is in beta now, which is not the onboard WiFi that gets you to arbitrary sites on the interwebs.

  6. Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did Southwest find out about this tweet?

    Do they have a team of people sitting around watching a Twitter feed, so that if anyone mentions Southwest they can pounce?

    If so, good job guys! You really saved the day here. SWA stock is going to go up tomorrow for sure! :^)

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    1. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by hduff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      AFAIK, he told the agent he made the tweet, so his "I'll show you" attitude figured into the equation. The agents' "You're not the boss of me" attitude was also a part. Result: Two asshats vie for the title of "Biggest Dick". And they both won.

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    2. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by ruir · · Score: 0

      At least one asshat can and should be let go.

    3. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so in between checking in other passengers, she had enough time to go search twitter and find his tweet amongst the rest of the bullshit there?

      something doesn't add up. wouldn't be surprised that if in a few days we hear that the guy was just trying for internet fame

    4. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Someone probably relayed the 'threat' of the tweet to someone on the flight crew who raised the 'is this a passenger a threat?' flag.

    5. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Have a bad day, make one wrong judgment call, and see your livelihood vanish. Good luck getting another job.

      Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?

    6. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Well, I can definitely say that the person who threatens to bring guns into it is the bigger dick.

    7. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. Have a bad day, make one wrong judgment call, and see your livelihood vanish. Good luck getting another job.

      Fired? Maybe not, unless this was a pattern of bad behavior. Suspended for a week or two? Yes, absolutely.

      Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?

      Just my opinion, but this goes beyond a minor "flaw" or a slight error in judgment. The guy had already shown his willingness to publicize his dissatisfaction by tweeting about a minor inconvenience, and this employee provided him with a much worse story to tell. Any person with common sense should have seen this as the potential for some seriously bad publicity.

      There were many ways to handle this and defray the damage from the initial tweet, from a sincere apology and perhaps offer for free future tickets or upgrade (if the employee wanted to use kindness) or a response tweet thanking the customer for his feedback and also thanking all the other customers for following the rules (if the employee wanted to be passive aggressive but still make a point).

      Escalating a minor disagreement with a customer into a public fight is just not a good idea, and employees who can't avoid that do deserve punishment. Customers can be jerks sometimes. Employees have a corporate image to uphold, though, and they need to aspire to a higher standard -- they're getting paid to be there. The customer was not.

    8. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by dcollins · · Score: 2

      "Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?"

      Probably a place where police/SWAT don't show up with machine guns if he whines "Timmy's being mean to me".

      --
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    9. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by sribe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?

      I've worked in retail. I've dealt with real assholes. I have NEVER EVER even come anywhere near the kind of absolutely unacceptable behavior exhibited by this agent, nor did I ever see any my colleagues do anything remotely like it not ever. She absolutely should be fired.

      Complaining to the guy, OK. Calling him off the plane, questionable. Threatening to call the police over a complaint, fired, ASAP.

      Think about it for a minute--why was she so anxious to get rid of the tweet? Because she knew she was going to be in trouble. So instead of trying anything at all to de-escalate, she threatens to call the police, in order to COVER HER OWN ASS.

    10. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If he showed the agent before he boarded, surely if it was her being rude, she would have stopped them boarding.

      If that was the case, the delay suggests she informed her supervisors and they made the decision to remove them from the plane.

    11. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by viperidaenz · · Score: 0

      How do you let him go from being a father? take his kids away, kill them or kill him?

    12. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

      Not changing the boarding order was a judgement call. Threatening to call the police over a critical tweet wasn't a judgement call, that was execrable behavior and the person making that decision should be fired.

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    13. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by ruir · · Score: 1

      A flaw is maybe not being nice or snarky. This is criminal behaviour. It is not everyday someone interferes with the flight of a customer and threatens him and a couple of kids.

    14. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Threatening to call the police for something so trivial lands it in the "but I only fucked one donkey" territory as a judgement call that is especially bad and gets noticed.
      Your "one wrong judgment call" is enough for dismissal if the call is bad enough. Whether this case is bad enough or not is up to the person's employer whether either of us think that is a good idea or not. To be frank, none of us here really know enough about the situation to know whether the person involved should lose their job or not, all we know is it would be better for everyone if the same situation was not repeated. If a person is so far out of their depth that they wish to escalate to law enforcement over a triviality that's probably more a failure of allocation of responsibility than the person out of their depth. Why wasn't it escalated to a manager that would know that calling the police is not only a very stupid idea in that situation but also very threatening?

      Just add this to the end of a very long list of why it sucks to fly in the USA at the moment.

    15. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you don't use Twitter much.
      Well, neither do I. But my roommate does, and he points out that specifying @SWA is a "call out" in Twitter. (See the second item in Twitter help glossary.) So when someone writes @SWA, the tweet actually, automatically, sends a message to the SWA profile. So SWA didn't need to go hunt for this message; it was sent to them.

    16. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      It's the airlines. The only "service" industry job where you can treat your customers like shit and keep your job. Well, that and working for Comcast. Any customer service oriented company would can this abusive bitch on the spot.

    17. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it obvious? He tagged SWA. The agent must have been spending more time checking her tweet followings than doing her job (one of which was #SWA).

    18. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      First, this only applies to whomever is controlling the account in question (@SWA). In this case, I'm sure they have an entire team that handles this (also includes Facebook, etc) at the corporate level. No one at the airport would/should have this access. In my preferred app, it shows up as another tab (Mentions), and can be configured to give you various notifications.

      If an account is public, anyone can view any tweets they made, and you can search for various terms (including, but not limited to, #Hashtags)

      While the article doesn't say it, I'm guessing he later tweeted again with @SWA, with his complaint. That's when corporate noticed, and issued the apology.

      Interestingly enough, @SWA is currently suspended by Twitter.

    19. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      It wasn't over a tweet critical of SW's policy that he was threatened, it was over a tweet that gave the agent's name and location that he was threatened. One is a reasonable reaction, the other can be seen as a potential threat to the agent.

    20. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Megol · · Score: 2

      We don't know what exactly happened between these two people except for the outcome.

      All people have limits and having a bad day combined with arrogant (male) bitches can make one flip and do something unwise. That's what it's like being human, how is it for you living in your ivory tower?

    21. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by BenJeremy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It must be nice to take a stranger's word and believe entirely in their side of a story.

      This passenger intended to intimidate the gate agent for following the rules - that becomes obvious when you know he had to inform them of the tweet. It seems more likely that he was overbearing and pitching a bit of a fit, and the agent might have felt threatened.

      There is a lot more to this story we will never know, but if you try and see it from the agent's perspective, you become aware of other possibilities - some of which are more likely. At this point, we only have the passenger's word that they threatened to call the police, and for that matter, the same can be said about removing the tweet.

      Who's to say another agent suggested they call security over the guy ranting and throwing a tantrum over not being granted special privileges, and he realized what that meant, and suddenly decided to back down - until he could go to the press with his horror story after the fact (thus completing his threats and gaining his "revenge"); removing the tweet was just a temporary gesture to placate the agents that he had "calmed down" while he plotted to "expose the rude bitch" later. (Just a theory here)

    22. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't think the NSA monitors tweets from boarding passengers? What rock have you been living under?

    23. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by taustin · · Score: 1

      That's one interpretation. The other is that - as the articles say - he named her in the very public tweet, and might have threatened to escalate further and encourage people to harass, threaten, or do worse to her. It's not implausible that she did feel threatened by his behavior, and threatened behavior.

      You, of course, will assume that the article is a true and complete account, because that's the popular thing to do on the internet, but there's always two sides.

    24. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me think: What if the agent actually had a bigger risk of losing the job because of the tweet than due to abusing power?

      It doesn't make it right but we might have an even nastier problem there.

    25. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The guy had already shown his willingness to publicize his dissatisfaction by tweeting about a minor inconvenience,

      You know who reads the average persons tweets? Their moms.

      https://twitter.com/DuffWatson

      300+ tweets, to 400 followers (and I wonder how many of those followers are post-him-being-on-the-news). Seriously this guy is a nobody.

      The tweet itself? That was just the catalyst, if the employee hadn't escalated it by pulling him off the plane, nobody would have given two shits about random nobody from minnensota posting his brain diarrhea on twitter where next to nobody cares. He may as well have threatened to tell his sewing circle.

    26. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Companies do follow their twitter feed, for mentions of their company and direct tags. I once got retweeted by Schipol airport because I mentioned how awesome it was that they had a library. A friend tweeted that she was being intimidated at a store car park and the store responded directly.

    27. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      "It must be nice to take a stranger's word and believe entirely in their side of a story".

      But that is the only version of the story we have. Whereas you then proceed to invent an entirely imaginary one, based perhaps on your own previous experiences.

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      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    28. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Always.

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    29. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      How is it a threat? If I post "lmrik is wrong, it's not a threat" is that a threat to you?

      Statement of fact : not a threat.
      Statement of subjective opinion : not a threat.
      Recommendation of action : potential threat.
      Statement of intended action : threat.
      Threat of action subject to conditions : threat.

      If he'd said "..is rude and you should slap her when you see her" then that may be a threat.
      If he'd said "..is rude and I'm going to punch her in the face" then that may be a threat.
      If he'd said "..is rude and unless I get onto the first three rows of this aircraft I'm going to get back off, hunt her down, rip her legs off and use them to beat to death the passenger that nicked my seat" then that's an interesting court case around whether it's an actionable threat or mere venting of frustration.

      I still don't see how "..is rude." is a threat.

    30. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > AFAIK, he told the agent he made the tweet, so his "I'll show you" attitude figured into the equation.

      Furthermore he posted the agent's name and gate number. That is pretty aggressive.
      How many people have suffered massively disproportionate wrath from the internet for some relatively minor transgression?
      If I were her, I would have been pissed off. She, being a normal woman, probably felt directly threatened by it.

      On the other hand, southwest and all these other companies have trained customers to do this sort of thing by treating every public twitter complaint as a PR opportunity. That he went beyond the bounds is not surprising as corps like them have provided an incentive to push those bounds.

    31. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Criminal behavior? Really?

      Okay, now you're just talking out of your ass.

      I'm not going to take anything you say seriously, so feel free to keep digging, but I'm done with this nonsense. Maybe you'll get up to prison time for the gate agent in your next post.

    32. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      My post really touched a nerve. First, you don't have all the facts. Second, if you think an asshole customer and a harried service person don't get into this kind of nonsense all the time, in every service industry, then you're seriously out of touch.

      I manage 90+ people with what I hope is a reasonable level of compassion. Hopefully you don't manage anyone else.

    33. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      "Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?"

      Probably a place where police/SWAT don't show up with machine guns if he whines "Timmy's being mean to me".

      Okay, you win the prize for "asshole, over the top reply" on this one. SWAT? Machine guns? Really?

      I'll be even your dog doesn't take you seriously.

    34. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      If you included my real name and address I might take it as threatening even if no actual threat is made.

      IMO, he was perfectly justified to complain about the policy or about the anonymous agent. If he wanted to complain about the agent by name, he should have filed a complaint with the airlines rather than post it for anyone to see.

    35. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by ruir · · Score: 1

      And you are brainwashed by too many pushy cop moves in CSI movies. Delaying a flight, misuse of emergency mechanisms, abuse of power, impersonating an agent of authority, interfering with the flight of passengers, threatening an adult and two minors, and putting minors in risk. And putting flights operations in risk if delaying a flight. Now go to the barn, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

    36. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by ruir · · Score: 1

      And a sleazy enough lawyer could very well get Unlawfully computer tampering, due to the coercion and circumstances , she could as well have pushed the button to delete the tweet.

    37. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Whoa there. This was no mere bad judgement call. Having him thrown off the plane was over-the-top malicious, totally beyond what I ever expect from anyone who is "having a bad day." I sincerely believe such a person really shouldn't be in any sort of position where they might have that amount of power over other people.

      Put a hundred random people in the same sort of bad-day position, and I don't expect one of them to behave like this one did. This one is truly exceptional, and does not merely "have bad days." This is the kind of person whose news stories are usually headlined something like "gunman kills five then self."

      I might be willing to excuse them, if say, their psychiatrist were to explain how this was anomalous for their character and that their medication was defective, or something like that. OTOH that can be handled in their lawsuit against the medication manufacturer, and then this psycho will never need a job where they exercise power over other people again.

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    38. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please shut up. You didn't see the incident and are getting morally outraged buy some self-righteous prick trying to get one over on all the other customers. He chose to not pay extra for the privilege of boarding his family with him. And being called out on it has turned fools like you into assholes themselves.

    39. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      The other is that - as the articles say - he named her in the very public tweet, and might have threatened to escalate further and encourage people to harass, threaten, or do worse to her.

      So if he had named her in a tweet full of praise, it would be OK? Wouldn't she then feel threatened that wackos might want to propose to her because she's such a great person? He's not responsible for what other people might do in regards to a truthful but opinionated twitter post, regardless of whether that post is positive or negative.

      I would be OK with your idea if she only requested that he remove her name from the post, and explained her personal discomfort. If she then also offered contact information for her supervisor so that he could complain about her personally if he wished, that would have been just about the perfect way to react. But, none of this should have involved pulling him off the plane. That was done solely as leverage to get her way.

    40. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      If he wanted to complain about the agent by name, he should have filed a complaint with the airlines rather than post it for anyone to see.

      Do you seriously think that she would have reacted the same way (pull him off the plane and ask him to delete the tweet) if she had let the kids join him and he tweeted positively about how great she is at customer service?

      The situation would be identical in that she would be named personally and an opinion would be stated about her. Just because that opinion might be a "bad" one doesn't give her the right to use her very real authority to attempt to bully him into retracting the post.

    41. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SouthWest stands behind their employees, unlike many other companies, and as such she wouldn't be facing any issue discipline-wise from the tweet. From what I can infer, she didn't like her name and location being directly broadcast and did what was within her power to address the situation.

      1) An entitled customer asks a rep. to bend a rule, is denied.
      2) Customer tweets the specific location and name of rep after saying "I'll show you"
      3) Rep. denies customer the use of the company's service, and threatens legal action as a perceived threat to their safety.
      4) Customer acquiesces but seethes about this and runs to the media as soon as they can.

    42. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely she knows how the internet likes to harass women whom they perceive to have done something wrong, and wanted the tweet removed to prevent further harassment of herself. Covering her own ass, yes - but not from the airline, from assholes on the internet who now have her name, can easily discover her full identiy, and are doubtless at this moment sending all kinds of hate mail, including potentially rape threats.

      I don't blame her at all.

    43. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Btw, notice the guy was flying first class and put his kids in coach. He's a first class fucktard and a negligent parent.

    44. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      You never did but then you never read the tweets people post about you. All that yelling would probably make some people pretty certain you should be fired.

    45. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      Do they have a team of people sitting around watching a Twitter feed, so that if anyone mentions Southwest they can pounce?

      Actually, yes, they do.

      I once tweeted to complain that of the four Southwest flights I took, a single one managed to get me to my destination on time. Every other flight was late in some way. My "favorite" of that group was the flight that landed 20 minutes ahead of schedule, only to be refused a gate at the airport and had to sit around on the taxiway somewhere for 40 minutes before being assigned a gate. (Apparently Southwest doesn't rent enough gates for all their flights at Seatac.) This counts as an "early" flight as far as their metrics are concerned, despite the fact that everyone was stuck on the plane until 20 minutes after it was scheduled to arrive.

      Second place goes to the flight which landed at a Southwest hub that was stuck on the taxiway because there was no ground crew available to bring the plane to the gate and connect the jetway. Again: at a Southwest hub airport.

      So, in any case, I tweeted this using Southwest (intentionally not using @SWA because I didn't really care at that point since by then I was done traveling) and got a response from a Southwest customer service agent.

      The answer is yes: they do, in fact, search Twitter looking for people talking about Southwest and will reply to complaints.

      Other businesses do this too. I've actually managed to get tech support issues resolved by whining about them on Twitter without even mentioning the a company handle. (For example, after complaining that I couldn't find drivers for Windows 8.1 for my Samsung laptop, a Samsung customer service agent replied telling me how to use their update tool to download working Windows 8 drivers.)

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    46. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      For all we know she may have personal issues like a violent ex or stalker that would make that just as threatening.

    47. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

      Yes. And I've seen it from other companies as well. Case in point was the local insurance company (mandatory monopoly) for my province known as ICBC. It's not hard to set up a group of filters on the global feeds of various public social media sites and bring forward the ones that have to do with certain brands. I'm sure it's even less hard to sell such a service to various owners of such brands so they can meet their dissatisfied customers head on, and prevent more bad publicity.

      --
      Sadly, a Libertarian cannot force his views on another, and freedom cannot spread as does the cancer known as religion.
    48. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Every word you wrote is delusional fantasy. You're insane. Here's a tip; stop rage posting.

      Step back, and don't post again until you reengage your brain.

    49. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      Did you really compare a gate agent dealing with an asshole to a mass shooter? It's astounding that you think you know anything about that person by reading one article (if you did read it).

      Thanks for the reveal; now I know not to take anything you say seriously.

    50. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      I think you lost the thread of the post to which you replied.

      I didn't say it was a *minor* flaw.
      I didn't say it was a *slight* error in judgment.

      I said that people are flawed, and the knee-jerk reaction of the poster I responded to, who said the agent should have been fired, was not an appropriate response.

      I also didn't say she didn't deserve punishment. I think some discipline, coaching, maybe reassignment are appropriate, but not summary dismissal.

      I think you didn't really read the post to which you responded.

    51. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by ruir · · Score: 1

      No, sir, this is a perfectly normal situation. Let me tell you, comple-te-ly normal. We even are not reading it in the news, actually, I have just dreamed it. The power that jackass cops and MacDonalds cops like the TSA or this lady think they have is completely out of bounds. I hope the guy sues her ass and her company out of orbit actually, and I would donate for a fund for that. Heck, I also hope EFF steps up and goes to court pro-bono. And that is why in the nearest future I wont travel to the USA, civil liberties are being squashed - and because of sheep like you that think an employee of an airline is liable to take out of a flight a dad and two kids because she did not like something. This time was a tweet in Internet, next time was maybe because she did not like something the guy said, or a comment some lady said about her backside or her boobs, or because some guy looked sideways...Are you for real?

    52. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking that we're only hearing his side of the story. He may have shoved the phone in her face, threatened to get her fired and generally been an asshole. Now he is playing the victim, but it's more than possible that he was being agressive, and the twitter post, if it really happened was probably just a small part of that.

  7. Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boycott SWA! I, for one, will never patronage Southwest again, after giving them my business twice in the past three months.

    1. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      The less people who fly SWA, especially with kids, the more attractive it becomes to those who don't care or don't have kids.

      hee hee...

    2. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by Known+Nutter · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's what I'm talkin' about.

      I don't give a shit about "bad publicity" or either of these two idiots -- the gate agent or the passenger. I have three upcoming flights with SWA. I'm not one step closer to calling to cancel based on this crybaby's poor-me story.

      Next time, guy could just try doing as he's told by those in charge of the situation.

      --
      Beware of the Leopard.
    3. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! We must all do as we're told. Thank you for reminding us that we must not rock the boat. That might reduce social harmony in the country.

    4. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't lie.

      You'll pick the most convenient time or cheapest price, regardless of the airline company.

    5. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yes, cause rocking the boat in an airport is a good idea.

      Do you want to give the TSA more reason to be even more ridiculous?

    6. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that everyone defending the airline thinks the issue is that the guy didn't get upgraded.

      The actual issue is how they responded to his criticism.

    7. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      I don't give a shit about "bad publicity" or either of these two idiots -- the gate agent or the passenger.

      Next time, guy could just try doing as he's told by those in charge of the situation.

      Perhaps once an idiot gate agent plays the "safety threat" card against you for an equally nonsensical reason you might come to develop a slightly different outlook on the situation.

    8. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by Megol · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Plenty of faulty reasoning here...

    9. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Not just PR. The gate agent may have committed a felony extortion among others. Don't care if the customer is a jerk. Unless he threatened her physically no case. Posting on twitter is his right. The fact they pulled him off the flight and made him getting a later one is extortion and probably default of contract. Big opps.

    10. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Southwest caters to a different demographic than most other airlines.

  8. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by rwven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The passenger is to blame because the airline threatened legal action over something that wasn't illegal?

    Passenger is an idiot, SWA was criminal.

  9. Re: RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? Its standard to allow families with small kids board first (after frequent flyers) in many places. I always hate the ones that dont care. Do you know how unfriendly people are to families with kids, shoving strollers aside etc? Now pair that with the parent being dead tired because they've been traveling 10 hours with the kids already. And the kids got sleep over the atlantic while the parents didnt.

    I've had enough people squeeze through between the stroller and the wall to take my space away in the elevator etc. to try and be friendly with everybody. If you show the slightest sign of trying to pull something like that you'll have my elbow in your side.

  10. SW Should Pay! by JimSadler · · Score: 2

    Asking customers or others to leave a business has put way too much power in the hands of people unable to handle it. Situations like this deserve a court hearing. At times it may even be in opposition to the Americans With Disabilities Act. For example a stroke victim or a person suffering a mental condition may exhibit unpopular behaviors as a direct consequence of their condition just a Turret's syndrome might cause cursing or obscene utterances. Businesses as well as individuals have to suffer the effects just as the person who bears the illness suffers the effects. Depending upon who is doing the looking even drunken or drug induced behaviors may be a disability. We can not have a pretense that the behavior of an ill person is somehow not part of that person as control is often beyond any abilities that they may have to resist the behaviors. As long as they are non violent I can't see any business denying them access.

    1. Re:SW Should Pay! by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      So are you talking about the passenger or the attendant? Cause that works both ways.

      And at that rate everything will start being video taped for court records, etc.

      Big brother every where because two individuals can't act like mature adults.

      And if the father turns out to be the bigger a-hole in the issue, who ultimately loses?

      Heck, overall, the only people who win are the lawyers. The rest of us end up paying higher airline tickets to cover the costs of stupid lawsuits.

    2. Re:SW Should Pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop making sense! I'm putting you on the terrorist watch list, motherfucker!

    3. Re:SW Should Pay! by Black+Mage+Balthazar · · Score: 2

      Is "Turret's Syndrome" the one where you're always shooting your mouth off?

    4. Re:SW Should Pay! by taustin · · Score: 1

      Asking customers or others to leave a business has put way too much power in the hands of people unable to handle it.

      You've clearly never, ever worked in customer service.

      Situations like this deserve a court hearing.

      He had that option when she threatened to call the police. He declined. Strictly speaking, he still has that option in a civil court, but will decline that, too, I expect.

      At times it may even be in opposition to the Americans With Disabilities Act.

      This guy's only disability is that he's an asshole, and that's not a protected class.

    5. Re:SW Should Pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really depends on the situation though. When I was a teenager, many decades ago, I worked at a bookstore where a semi-regular came in who had Terret's Syndrome. We never had a problem with him, even though people complained that he was cussing and acting somewhat inappropriately. One time, he came in, he half-scared a young teenage girl because according to her he grabbed her shoulder (cussing and twitching the whole time.) He in no way hurt her but because of that, we had to ask him to leave, even though he's been at the store many times. I felt bad for him because I'm sure it was just the Turret's causing involuntary muscle spasms but the girl had screamed in the store and was very distraught over the ordeal. Anyway, our boss (who was really cool) told him he could come back but he had to really make an effort not to touch other patrons. I only saw him one more time after that.

    6. Re:SW Should Pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, *tic* jackass. He's too @#$%'ing ignorant to @#$%ing look up *tic* Tourette's Syndrome *tic*.

    7. Re:SW Should Pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying if I wander into a business and pull out my non-violent dong, place it on the counter, and shout "serve me!", then everything is A-OK, since I might be mentally unstable, or suffering from some drug induced state?
      What's your address again, I wanna try this out...

  11. Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by Enry · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. But this immediate rush to blame/defend lets rumors fly around while the truth takes its time.

    1. Re:Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. But this immediate rush to blame/defend lets rumors fly around while the truth takes its time.

      True point.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. But this immediate rush to blame/defend lets rumors fly around while the truth takes its time.

      heh

    3. Re:Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes people, why is everyone in such a rush to believe this person? How did this even make the news with all the other things that were going on these past couple days?

    4. Re:Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot, I'm sure it has already been 24-48 hours.

  12. Execute everyone responsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    problem solved

    1. Re:Execute everyone responsible by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You mean the kids? That would be overly drastic IMO.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    2. Re:Execute everyone responsible by pkinetics · · Score: 2

      depends. Are they backseat chair kickers?

  13. Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't Southwest calling the police be considered wasting police time? and isn't that an offence?

  14. If you want everyone to go first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...buy the appropriate ticket. Using one ticket as a placeholder for several others is a bit like trying to cram all of your kids in first class because you happened to buy a seat there.

  15. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hold A-List with SWA myself, and I sometimes travel with my young son. He does not have A-List, but from all of my experiences the agents never say a thing because they realize that I fly very often and that I'm going to end up sitting next to my son one way or another, so letting him board with me is the pathway of least resistance. Seriously, this guy had 2 kids with him, that's a group of 3 seats, let's make it easy on everybody and just let the two of them - 6 and 9 - board with the father.

    Or not, and play like rules can never be flexed and how wrong it was of this A-List passenger to be pissed that he was being told to board after ALL of the A's when he flies enough to have early boarding.

    Personally, I think I would have let them call the police on me. That would have really made this a huge PR problem.

  16. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by caladine · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those not familiar with southwest: There is no assigned seating. People board in three groups, A (frequent flyers, people paying extra for early boarding), B and C (everyone else, numbered by check in order). Long story short, he bought the cheap tickets for his kids and wanted a free upgrade. He then threw a fit when he didn't get his way.

  17. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    "(He) tried to board in a spot for frequent flyer privileges he held and take his sons, ages 6 and 9, with him, even though they had a later spot to board the plane" =/ "Rape victim".

    --
    "Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
  18. Police? by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 1

    Police were going to be called if he didn't delete the tweet? What were they going to do, arrest him on grounds of slander?

    1. Re:Police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police were going to be called if he didn't delete the tweet? What were they going to do, arrest him on grounds of slander?

      Slander is spoken. Libel is printed. Arguably, tweets are "printed."

    2. Re:Police? by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, he would have been arrested for making threats at the airport and would have been subject to a very violent arrest.

      That's why this situation is so serious. Police go nuts when an incident at the airport is reported and that agent could have caused a man's life to be destroyed or even ended.

  19. 100% sure there's more to it than this one sided by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    story. Don't all of you sheep realize that stories like this are posted in this fashion just to get your panties in a bunch so that you'll post irate comments and then keep coming back for more? You're being manipulated here and you're oh so willing to take it because you just enjoy being outraged/offended.

    Here's a quote from that very thin story:

    "Our decision was not based solely on a customer's tweet," it said, adding it offered the customer vouchers as a gesture of goodwill.

    So do you think perhaps there's more to it than this self-serving outrage-inducing article is letting on?

  20. He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all, he committed several unforgivable sins in a police state:
    1. Being critical of authority
    2. Having an opinion about authority, instead of accepting it as god-like
    3. Communicating said opinion

    I see sedition, inciting violence and refusing to let proper authority mishandle him. Of course, if he let them call the police, he would probably have been shot.

    --
    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    1. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, try adding a little hyperbole to your post.

    2. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1, 2 and that's 3 strikes. I guess it's the electric chair for him in the good ol' U.S. of A?

    3. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Airports might as well be considered full government installations at this point.

      --
      Good-bye
    4. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Only in Tennessee, elsewhere they'll misuse the wrong batch of drugs to torture him to death.

      Oddly this isn't seen as a bad thing.

    5. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      After all, he committed several unforgivable sins in a police state:
      1. Being critical of authority

      And what state would thet be where you think some company clerk is "authority"?

      Corporate america where they brainwashed you that it is completly ok if money has power over the weak ones?

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      bickerdyke
    6. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure whatever alerted the agent to the tweet also put him on our special lists.

      Someone will say "he alerted the agent". Ok, if so, then he also put himself on the special list. He's on the list though. Rest assured. Our skies are safe.

    7. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      This isn't police state stuff, because Southwest Airlines is not a police organization but a private corporation.

      "Failure to comply with the orders" of a flight attendant, gate attendant, or just about any other airline employee while in any area they "control" (e.g., the airplane, the gate, etc.) is a felony in the US.

      So, yeah, it's "police state stuff", because these people know they have that kind of power.

    8. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except that this has limits. No flight attendant can order you to perform an illegal action for example. So being ordered to delete a tweet would fall outside any authority they have.

    9. Re:He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Utterly evil sadists will cheer when somebody is tortured to death. It seems there are quite a lot of these people in some parts of the US and its administration.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  21. Southwest Boarding Policies by MorePower · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who don't know, boarding order is critical on Southwest. You don't get a seat assignment, its first-come-first-serve, like riding a bus, once you get on the plane.

    You get a boarding pass with A 1 thru 60, B 1 thru 60, or C 1 thru 60 and everyone boards in that order. The A people get great seats and C people get crap (center seats, back of the plane, no seats together for people traveling together, etc).

    Frequent fliers get to skip ahead board between A and B groups (assuming they didn't have and A anyway) which still has lots of good seats free. Families traveling with children 4 or under also get to board before the B group (so they can get seats together).

    This guy probably had high number B or C tickets and wanted to use his "A-list" frequent flier status to board early and get 3 seats together with his kids. But his kids didn't have "A-list" status and where too old to qualify for family boarding so they would have wait for their high boarding number to get on the plane.

    1. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by phizi0n · · Score: 2

      ie. their boarding system is utter shit to begin with.

    2. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, but irrelevant. You don't fix disgruntled paying customers by humiliating them in front of a crowd. He tweeted about his initial experience; you think he'll meekly shut up about the follow on treatment?

      He might've been acting like a pompous, entitled ass. If your job is serving the public, you have to get used to dealing with pompous, entitled asses in ways that don't make your entire organization look bad.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    3. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by trout007 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't forget that you can upgrade to A-List for $12.50 a ticket. If it's that important to board with your family pay for the upgrade.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    4. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      The proper response the flight attendant should have made was tweeting back: We apologize for inconveniencing the other 200 people who followed proper boarding procedure. Have a nice day.

    5. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you say that? I find it fair, convenient, and far faster to get a plane loaded than most other airlines. I've been on Southwest planes that are fully loaded and departing the gate in 15 minutes from the start of boarding; try to get United or American do it in less than 30.

    6. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by MorePower · · Score: 1

      Their boarding system is Awesome, assuming that you fly alone and know their process. Basically Southwest wants business travelers like me, who rarely fly together with anyone else and fly frequently enough to learn and remember their system.

      Knowing to check in 24 hours in advance gets me a low number boarding ticket, and now that I am "A-list" I get to board at the end of A group even if I check in late.

      Southwest is pretty much designed around frequent business travelers so it sucks for families and people who don't fly much.

    7. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by geekmux · · Score: 1

      For those who don't know, boarding order is critical on Southwest. You don't get a seat assignment, its first-come-first-serve, like riding a bus, once you get on the plane. You get a boarding pass with A 1 thru 60, B 1 thru 60, or C 1 thru 60 and everyone boards in that order. The A people get great seats and C people get crap (center seats, back of the plane, no seats together for people traveling together, etc). Frequent fliers get to skip ahead board between A and B groups (assuming they didn't have and A anyway) which still has lots of good seats free. Families traveling with children 4 or under also get to board before the B group (so they can get seats together). This guy probably had high number B or C tickets and wanted to use his "A-list" frequent flier status to board early and get 3 seats together with his kids. But his kids didn't have "A-list" status and where too old to qualify for family boarding so they would have wait for their high boarding number to get on the plane.

      For those who don't know, it costs a mere $25 to upgrade to A-class tickets at anytime, which is open to anyone. I hope him getting put on a terrorist watch list (along with his family) was worth it.

    8. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know, boarding order is critical on Southwest. You don't get a seat assignment, its first-come-first-serve, like riding a bus, once you get on the plane.

      Crap, your right. Making it more like a bus is an improvement.

    9. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right. My left.

    10. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I do think it sounds like this guy was looking for a fight, so to speak. He tries to board early, is told he has to wait, and he equates that with "rude service?" The fact that he approached the situation looking for an exception to be made in his favor at the last minute rather than asking to get better seating ahead of time sort of makes him look like a douche bag to me. And then to send out a very possibly misleading Tweet about it, knowing (hoping probably) that SWA will catch it just sounds like he was fishing for a freebie or a ticket comp. I know a guy who basically does that kind of thing every time he flies, because he knows 9 times out of 10, he does get comped in one way or another.

    11. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, but irrelevant. You don't fix disgruntled paying customers by humiliating them in front of a crowd.

      [citation needed]

      In what way was he "humiliated"?

      Advising a passenger that non-frequent flyers can't board during frequent flyer boarding is NOT humiliation.

      What's next? Someone blogging and making someones life living hell just because he was "rude" and "humiliating" by insisting that you need to buy a ticket to watch that movie in the theater?

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      bickerdyke
    12. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by ravenscar · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? You must not have had status with any other airline. Trust me, other airlines treat their frequent fliers much better than SW treats theirs. Expedited security, special customer service numbers, the ability to choose (weeks in advance) the best seats on the plane, early boarding (without the ridiculous need to race to the computer and check-in 24 hrs ahead of time), free alcoholic beverages, frequent flier status bestowed on anyone traveling with me on the same reservation, free access to airport lounges... I get all this and more in exchange for my loyalty (and 60 or so flights per year). I would never consider SW anymore.

      I did fly SW (and was relatively happy with them) when I was 22 and wanted a sub-$170 round trip ticket to Vegas or something. I only flew now and then and had no issues with being treated like livestock. THAT is the kind of customer SW has catered to for forever. Heck, when they started, they were designed to compete against regional bus transportation (think Greyhound). I'm not making this up. You can find it in any SW case study.

      They've just started trying to appeal to business fliers and they're adding loyalty programs to attract them. IMO, they are a very long way from really competing in that space at all.

      SW is a well-run business and I'm sure if they commit to being successful with frequent business travelers they will be.

    13. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But his kids didn't have "A-list" status and where too old to qualify for family boarding so they would have wait for their high boarding number to get on the plane.

      Yeah, a 6 year old and a 9 year old don't qualify as "family boarding". Plus, his twitter complaint was about rudeness, not about policy, and when the agent actually removed him and threatened him, she proved she was a *pardon my french* cunt.

    14. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by MorePower · · Score: 1

      The big pluses of Southwest are no fees for checked baggage (there's no way my work stuff is fitting in carry-on) and the ability to change tickets for no extra fee beyond the difference in ticket price (I almost never correctly guess when I'll be finished with a work assignment).

      This plus the fact that you can buy a ticket last minute and still have a shot at a decent seat (and now that I am A-list, I am guaranteed a decent seat) have always made Southwest super attractive to business fliers like me who usually book last minute and frequently need to change return tickets.

    15. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by mordejai · · Score: 1

      And the company is totally within their right to enforce that policy and deny the free "upgrade".

      Getting the family off the plane and illegally threatening them, on the other hand...

    16. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he tried to cut in line and telling him he couldn't was rude? So he retaliates by publicly naming the person who wouldn't let him cut inline, then tells people there he's tweeting her name? I'd pull him off the flight too. Southwest doesn't want his business. He can walk for all I care. I don't know why people feel entitled to cut in line.

    17. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by mekkab · · Score: 1

      that's the other thing... $25 would have made this a non-issue.

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      In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    18. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect that being hauled off the plane was a little more bothersome than being turned away from a theater.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    19. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, the people that complain about the boarding process seem to be infrequent travelers. It can be a bit confusing, and it does suck if you get a C-group pass.

      For regular business travel, however, it's pretty great. I can consistently get a good seat, and can opt for window/isle/exit row as available. I don't have to monkey with selecting a seat in advance. On regular business flights, where most travelers know the procedure, Southwest can board a plane faster than anyone in the business.

    20. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by phizi0n · · Score: 1

      How is any seat decent if you know there is a good chance you will be breaking up families and could have a disgruntled parent or a child next to you that will possibly be leaving their seat or yelling across the plane to communicate?

      A good boarding system should allow people to stay together toward the back of the plane by reserving far enough in advance, frequent fliers choose seats at the front/middle and anyone booked with you as well, and the rest up for grab. Load the people reserved in back first since they know exactly where they will be and they will clear the front of the aisle(s) quickly which will allow the frequent fliers on and then after they all settle let the rest on.

    21. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I don't agree with faciltating entitled pompous asses. It's better that people stand up to them and teach them that their behavior is unnacceptable.

    22. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod tip: Do not waste your mod points on these posts; use the flag symbol to report as spam.

  22. Tell me how... by jmd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    this is news worthy for slashdot.org?

    1. Re:Tell me how... by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      Apparently anything involving twitter is (checks top again) transportation related??? Huh?

    2. Re:Tell me how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sgt. Schultz, is that you?

      Oh? Didn't you know? Slashdot is full of Hogan's Heroes now that every airport has been converted to Stalag 13 by the TSA etc.

      Don't worry, the SS Gropers will be here shortly to interview you over your concerns.

    3. Re:Tell me how... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Somebody did something on the interwebs (or intertubes or whatever those new-fangled contraptions are called). This is a tech site, so we've gotta cover it!

      (Actually, if you're serious -- it's here because seating processes on airplanes make everyone bitchy for some reason, and everyone thinks it's inefficient and thinks they could plan it better. So, somebody complaining about some aspect of that is bound to get all the anal retentive wackos here worked up and spouting their favorite ideas about what's wrong with planes and boarding and kids on planes and snakes on planes and whatever. That and... FREE SPEECH, LIBERTARIAN MUMBO-JUMBO, AYN RAND IS A GODDESS!!!! etc. P.S. I'm NOT saying Southwest was in the right here -- just why this story will get everyone worked up.)

    4. Re:Tell me how... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Also, to be clear -- I was joking. Realize this is a parody before I get flamed with responses from the libertarian squad or the Society for Boarding in Awesome, Really Reliable Order (or SBARRO for short -- ever wonder why they are in so many airports?) yammering onto me about how I insulted them.

    5. Re: Tell me how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen that website lately? This is like headline news.

    6. Re:Tell me how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, stop now. No more explanations.

  23. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Stripe7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SWA is negligent to their stockholders for not keeping up with the times. They should know all about twitter and the effects 1 annoyed passenger can have. It is a matter of training and putting procedures in place. The Gate attendant was in the right, and could have just made the point that she would be annoying the other priority passengers by giving him priority when he was not due it. SWA management completely mishandled it and blew it out of all proportion by stopping the flight and yanking the passengers thereby making a newsworthy story and giving themselves a very expensive case of bad publicity. It could have been handled by just a tweet explaining the policy and why putting him ahead of others would have been bad for other passengers. Then it would not have been a news story.

  24. Re:Good lesson for his kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must be the whiniest little shits, if they're anything like their dad...

    Missing the point.. He expressed his opinion and then all hell broke loose, huge overreaction by SWA here.

  25. Re:Where is Kimberley S? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets hunt down that cunt Kimberley S. andmake her life hell. I fucking hate bitch cunts.

    Don't worry, no one here on Slashdot will judge you for being gay.

  26. Re:this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and instead told him to (give up his frequent flyer perk and) board later with them

    oh heaven forbid he give up the "perk" and have to board 2 minutes later! for fuck sake why make an argument out of something so trivial. yes they could have just let him on (which as it turns out they did) or he could have just followed the instructions.

  27. 2nd tweet by Ogive17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would have made a 2nd tweet that Southwest threatened police intervention due to the 1st tweet then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

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    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    1. Re:2nd tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      police intervention was not raised because of the threatend tweet. it was raised when the customer having the temper tantrum became abusive and the staff member felt threatend.

      sometimes the customer is a selfish tool who harasses the staff to show his kids how big a man he is.

    2. Re:2nd tweet by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

      Who exactly would have asked?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:2nd tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? No crimes were committed. You'd be just as bad for calling the police.

    4. Re:2nd tweet by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I would have made a 2nd tweet that Southwest threatened police intervention due to the 1st tweet then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

      In many airports the airport police IS the city police

      --
      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    5. Re:2nd tweet by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Once he'd been asked to leave and didn't he would be trespassing.

    6. Re:2nd tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what I thought!

      That guy passed up up a big cash settlement for all that *cough cough* "emotional distress" it has caused him and his sons.

    7. Re:2nd tweet by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I would have made a 2nd tweet that Southwest threatened police intervention due to the 1st tweet then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

      What's the advantage of getting placed in a city jail over an airport jail? Is the prison food better at the city jail?

    8. Re:2nd tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      City police would not have responded.

    9. Re:2nd tweet by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I would have made a 2nd tweet that Southwest threatened police intervention due to the 1st tweet then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

      According to the summary, this was at Denver. DEN is so far outside the city of Denver that it shouldn't be called Denver Airport anymore. And if it happens to be in a city boundary, the city will be so small that it will have nothing to do with the airport.

  28. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by pkinetics · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not disagreeing, but clarifying

    The way I read it, he had a 1st class ticket, but his kids were traveling economy. So he was trying to board them at the same time as first class, even though they were not.

    On his other leg, the boarding agent allowed it. But on this portion the boarding agents disagreed.

    So, rather than recognizing that the other agent had been extra nice granting him a privilege, he disparaged the one who followed the rules.

    I'm sure there is more to the story, but the whole thing won't come out cause SW and the agent won't say anything else.

    I also don't doubt that someone went a little excessive, but I suspect both sides overreacted.

  29. Why did he roll like a pussy? by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

    I'd have told SWA "Go ahead and call the cops. You'll hear from my lawyer."

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    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, you wouldn't have. You cannot win an argument with a flight crew; if they say "get off", you're getting off. There's absolutely no way to appeal that decision in the moment.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    2. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because he wanted to get home that day and not subject his children to all that BS.
      He can always go after SWA after the fact from the comfort of his home.

    3. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did the right thing by getting off the plane. He should not have deleted the post.

      dom

    4. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      No, you wouldn't have. You cannot win an argument with a flight crew; if they say "get off", you're getting off. There's absolutely no way to appeal that decision in the moment.

      You're right, which is why they have total control once you are in the airport. However, if you're willing to give up your first amendment rights in order to save a few hundred bucks on flights, well you've just put a price tag on your freedom.

      And you deserve what you get sacrificing that.

    5. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does the 1st amendement have to do with this? The airline is a business and they have every right to decline to do business with you and refuse to fly you anywhere. The airline is obligated by FAA rules to disallow disruptive passengers on their planes, so yelling at the agent or refusing to comply with their reasonable instructions means they are legally require to remove you from the plane. If you yell at the McDonalds counter jockey, don't be surprised when they refuse to sell you a burger and ask you to leave.

    6. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The airline is a business and they have every right to decline to do business with you and refuse to fly you anywhere.

      If they don't like what he tweeted, they can send the lawyers after him. The gate agent who said she felt "threatened" that he used her name is full of shit. Saying someone was rude, and naming that person (not even full name), is not a "threat" in any sense.

      > The airline is obligated by FAA rules to disallow disruptive passengers on their planes

      He was not disruptive, he was dissatisfied with the "A List" service and said so.

      > so yelling at the agent or refusing to comply with their reasonable instructions

      He complied with all her instructions, INCLUDING deleting the tweet which she had no right to require him to do.

    7. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Exactly, though I probably would have re-tweeted both the original and the SWA legal threat immediately upon landing.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    8. Re:Why did he roll like a pussy? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does the 1st amendement have to do with this? The airline is a business and they have every right to decline to do business with you and refuse to fly you anywhere. The airline is obligated by FAA rules to disallow disruptive passengers on their planes, so yelling at the agent or refusing to comply with their reasonable instructions means they are legally require to remove you from the plane. If you yell at the McDonalds counter jockey, don't be surprised when they refuse to sell you a burger and ask you to leave.

      He was detained for making a tweet. If he had made an actual threat (such as a bomb threat), then yes, that would be defined as disruptive. Saying someone was RUDE is not, even if you do TYPE IT LIKE THIS, and not a single one of the other passengers had a damn clue about this issue, which concretes my point further that this was not disruptive by FAA or TSA guidelines.

      This has everything to do with 1st Amendment rights. If you can't see that, then it's clear why we won't have those protections much longer. The very definition has obviously been lost. Enjoy your definition of "freedom" when you're gagged and bound.

  30. Re: RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Southwest changed that policy awhile back. Families board after the A group or if they are in A, they just board in that position.

  31. This Guy has to be a True A** by njhunter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time I fly Southwest, their people are energetic and happy. They are probably the best in the business, probably a class unto themselves. This guy however, with what information has been let out, had to be extreme. I'd "luv" to hear what other passengers thought of his behavior!

    1. Re:This Guy has to be a True A** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Southwest is shit. They treat you like cattle.

      If you are flying domestic, you are better off taking a train instead of being treated like a terrorist bovine.

      Flying international? Take a train to the nearest Canadian city that has an international airport and board a non-american airline flight and leave all the gestapo tactics in the "land of the free".

  32. IANAL but... by Edis+Krad · · Score: 1

    ... isn't that extortion?

  33. this story is missing information by fightinfilipino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    my guess is that things were not as one sided as this story leads to believe.

    just because a passenger is a customer that should be treated with respect does NOT mean that the passenger doesn't have to follow crewmember instructions. if the passenger was being particularly difficult because he had his two snowflakes in tow and did not want to abide by Southwest's procedures, he should not be allowed on the plane.

    given what's happened recently in aviation, one would think safety is important. safety shouldn't be shrugged off merely because a passenger whines when he doesn't get out of the ordinary preferential treatment.

    1. Re:this story is missing information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Federal regulations say he has to follow flight crew directions when he is on the plane. The incident and the tweet happened before he boarded the plane.

      What the hell has the boarding order of passengers got to do with aircraft safety? It's painfully obvious you don't have kids.

    2. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 0

      NOT mean that the passenger doesn't have to follow crewmember instructions. if the passenger was being particularly difficult because he had his two snowflakes in tow and did not want to abide by Southwest's procedures, he should not be allowed on the plane.

      But he did follow all instructions — and was allowed to board. What the bitch didn't like was him tweeting about the encounter afterwards.

      Personally, I found out the hard way, what these assholes mean. I once pointed out to a New Jersey Transit conductor, that he is closing the doors one minute too early. He demanded, I leave the train in reply... I kid you not, he called police, who ordered me out and interrogated me on the platform (three uniformed bums plus one plain-clothed "detective"). They found nothing to arrest me for, but said (sternly): "You'll have to wait for the next train" (and left me on the empty platform as the train closed its doors — again — and left). It was all "legal": the rules, which you wish all of us to obey, are posted in every car. And they require passengers to "cooperate" with the conductors. Whether or not a particular passenger cooperates, is entirely up to each conductor. And, yes, he still works there — despite my complaining several times.

      No flight-attendant — nor a train conductor, for that matter — should have the power to evict a passenger from a plane (or train). Other than for an offense, that's, indeed, subject to arrest.

      given what's happened recently in aviation, one would think safety is important.

      What has recently happened in aviation, that makes you think, safety is important?

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    3. Re:this story is missing information by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      How does making the passenger delete a tweet improve safety?

    4. Re:this story is missing information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was a pussy with a microphone. A real man would have said F-U a second time and taken another airlines. But he backed down like a coward. He wanted to bitch and use the service. That's stupid. It's also stupid not to follow the instructions of the people in charge. He was told he couldn't board early with his kids. Suck it up. Don't call someone out by name on the internet just because you didn't get your way. A lot of times they aren't the ones making these rules, they just enforce them.

      And like some of the others. You aren't special because you knocked up some bitch and now have kids.

    5. Re:this story is missing information by fightinfilipino · · Score: 0

      "bitch"? really? there's no need to call anyone that.

      and perhaps that is the reason: the flight crew considered the tweet intimidation or threatening. 14 CFR 125.328 prohibits anyone from interfering with the crew: "No person may assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember in the performance of the crewmember's duties aboard an aircraft being operated under this part."

      the tweet identified someone by name. rather than taking it up with Southwest corporate or something more measured, the guy called out a specific person. that can be intimidating as hell. there are more reasonable ways to lodge a complaint, and that ain't one of them.

    6. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 2

      "bitch"? really? there's no need to call anyone that.

      Yes, there is, of course. As described in TFA, the woman certainly qualifies for the term. Anybody abusing their power over others is a bad person ("bitch", "asshole" — pick your gender-specific name). And, in addition, malicious prosecution — which she threatened to bring upon him — is a felony, you know...

      and perhaps that is the reason: the flight crew considered the tweet intimidation or threatening.

      If complaining on Tweeter about rudeness can be considered either "intimidating" or "threatening" — or, indeed, "interfering" — then the First Amendment is null and void. Is that, what you are telling us?

      "No person may assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember in the performance of the crewmember's duties aboard an aircraft [emphasis mine -mi]] being operated under this part."

      The gate-agent being talked about was not aboard the aircraft (nor part of the crew). In other words, your citation is invalid and inapplicable even if it were appropriate for a stewardess or a pilot on board.

      the tweet identified someone by name.

      Her name is publicly displayed. There is nothing "intimidating" about repeating it — or even taking pictures.

      there are more reasonable ways to lodge a complaint, and that ain't one of them.

      Whether the victim was "reasonable" or not is not being discussed. The agent threatened him with arrest over his accusing her of rudeness. What else would you blame a victim for? How about posting a negative review of a restaurant? Maybe, we "should be more like Europe" and punish people for that too?

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    7. Re:this story is missing information by sribe · · Score: 1

      Uhm, he WAS allowed on the plane. Then pulled off because of the tweet.

    8. Re:this story is missing information by sribe · · Score: 1

      And, yes, he still works there — despite my complaining several times.

      I had a friend of a friend once, who complained about an extremely rude cop. And a miracle occurred. He was later informed that there had been many prior complaints, and this his was the one that finally tipped the scales and resulted in the asshole being fired. (This was obviously long ago before the age of over-exaggerated "privacy" for employees which prevents any discussion of disciplinary actions in even the most drastic cases.) So, keep complaining ;-)

    9. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 1

      What country's first ammendment guarantees you the right to intimidate or harass people online?

      What country equates complaining about rudeness with intimidation and harassment? Probably, not even North Korea...

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    10. Re:this story is missing information by Imrik · · Score: 1

      He was allowed on the plane, at the appropriate boarding time. Then he tweeted about a rude agent that was following company policy, giving her name and location. He was then informed that the agent felt threatened by that and would ask him to leave the plane if he didn't remove the tweet, he removed it and was allowed to fly.

    11. Re:this story is missing information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... if the passenger was being particularly difficult because he had his two snowflakes in tow and did not want to abide by Southwest's procedures, he should not be allowed on the plane....

      But they did allow him to board. If, somehow, you were right, then not only would all other criticisms of SWA around here be correct, but they would also be guilty of endangering their passengers by allowing a dangerous ("disrespectful of authority!!!!!@") passenger on board.

    12. Re:this story is missing information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The United States of America's.
      Go read the first amendment. Speech can never be criminalized or restricted by the government in any way.
      It's written so even a dumb shit like you can understand it. The fact that this country does criminalize speech is a travesty.

    13. Re:this story is missing information by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      Calling someone "rude" is neither intimidating nor harassment.

    14. Re:this story is missing information by sribe · · Score: 1

      Then he tweeted about a rude agent that was following company policy...

      Actually, no, she was not enforcing company policy. As has been pointed out elsewhere, she wasn't even correct. She made up her own fucking rule, then went ballistic when challenged. The fucking cunt needs to be fired, ASAP.

    15. Re:this story is missing information by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      just because a passenger is a customer that should be treated with respect does NOT mean that the passenger doesn't have to follow crewmember instructions.

      Irrelevant since a gate agent is not a member of the flight crew.

      --
      If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
    16. Re:this story is missing information by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Except that I'm not confident in TFA. Whenever I see a provocative account of something from one person's viewpoint, I suspect it of not being entirely honest.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    17. Re:this story is missing information by Imrik · · Score: 1

      As I pointed out in at least some of the places that people have claimed that, she was following SW's policy. He did not have any small children and unlike Delta and some other airlines, SW doesn't allow sharing of frequent flier status.

    18. Re:this story is missing information by vilanye · · Score: 1

      What breach of safety did this cause?

      I truly hope that girl was fired for being a vindictive twat.

    19. Re:this story is missing information by vilanye · · Score: 1

      Not only are you stupid, you are also a coward.

      If that was intimidation to you, unplug the internet, weld your doors shut and brick your windows.

      If she isn't fired, SWA has serious problems.

    20. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 1

      Whenever I see a provocative account of something from one person's viewpoint, I suspect it of not being entirely honest.

      We don't know, what exactly was said, and how "provocative" both sides were. What we do know is:

      1. He griped on Twitter about the agent's rudeness.
      2. She called him and his boys back from the plane and threatened to call police, unless he deletes the tweet.

      That threat to "call police" over nothing but an Internet-posting is enough to have her fired from the job and prosecuted for attempted malicious prosecution. Worse — because she, likely, was not busy checking the Twitter herself, but was informed by Marketing, who do monitor their @-handles all the time — there should be an investigation into a possible conspiracy to commit malicious prosecution.

      These people — almost like police themselves — are granted enormous powers to do their jobs. Any time they abuse it even in the slightest, a slap on the wrist is not enough — the hand should be chopped off (yeah, I know), so that none of them do that again.

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    21. Re:this story is missing information by fightinfilipino · · Score: 1

      Not only are you stupid, you are also a coward.

      If that was intimidation to you, unplug the internet, weld your doors shut and brick your windows.

      If she isn't fired, SWA has serious problems.

      and if your post is normal to you, i heavily suggest you look in a mirror and start wondering about the human race. the internet was not always this way. humankind can and should do better.

      also, ad hominem attacks are debating fallacies for a reason. it means you have no point to back up. good work.

    22. Re:this story is missing information by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't know the second fact you listed. I don't know what his behavior was. It may well be that she wanted him to delete the tweet, and it may well be that she threatened to call the police, but those may be close in time and not otherwise related. I've seen worse distortions in accounts like these.

      Similarly, it seems unlikely that the airline was monitoring Twitter that meticulously and mandating punitive responses that fast, so I suspect that the guy showed the agent the tweet, and I don't know what else he said. I don't think the agent can have people with tickets removed from an airplane, but a pilot can, so I think his behavior was probably bad enough to convince another person to remove them.

      The airline probably does not give its side of these situations, as a matter of policy. It's safer and more dignified that way.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    23. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 1

      It may well be that she wanted him to delete the tweet, and it may well be that she threatened to call the police, but those may be close in time and not otherwise related.

      The first — demanding, he deletes a tweet — is enough, even if the threat of calling police didn't happen or was due to something else. Because if the man is doing something criminal, then he should be prosecuted regardless of whether or not he deletes a tweet. And if he is not, then the threat is that of malicious prosecution.

      Similarly, it seems unlikely that the airline was monitoring Twitter

      Of course, they do — Marketing departments nation- (and world-!) wide are watching their brands on Twitter and Facebook carefully — many offering discounts in exchange for "likes" even...

      mandating punitive responses

      Of course, nobody told Kimberley to threaten the man with arrest unless he removes the tweet. But they, probably, called her (or her supervisor) and she decided to retaliate against the complainant. Maybe, they suggested, she apologizes and asks him to remove it — politely, rather than on pain of arrest. But she felt righteous and was enraged — and nobody in her position (being able to ruin somebody's long-distance travel) should be given to such an emotion.

      The airline probably does not give its side of these situations, as a matter of policy

      According to TFA, the airline offered "boiler plate" apologies and vouchers for future travel — clearly, they believe the agent screwed up. I still think, she should be criminally prosecuted and pay a fine — her power over us is too big to tolerate even a hint of abuse of it...

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    24. Re:this story is missing information by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      No, you're not thinking like a corporate exec.

      There's no profit in pushing customers to delete tweets, and certainly none in doing so in real time. The tweet did mention the agent by name; without knowing what was in it, it might have been legally actionable or even threatening. If it was threatening or inciting, the agent may have demanded its removal. My best guess is that the man showed the tweet to the agent.

      The airline is going to want to defuse the issue to minimize bad publicity. (There's always going to be some.) The boilerplate apology and vouchers are pretty standard, and are not de facto admissions of wrongdoing. The airline would have done that no matter whether the agent was acting properly or not. It's just not worth trying to figure that out. Similarly, commenting on it would merely prolong the controversy, and the airline wants it settled down ASAP.

      Similarly, the airline is not going to push for criminal charges if there's not clear evidence of such. Criminal behavior is not normally prosecuted unless the prosecutor (a government employee, not affiliated with the airline) thinks he or she is likely to get a conviction. There'd be no point in suing for damages. Moreover, it's quite possible that the agent was afraid that the situation might escalate to assault, and threatened to call the police if the man didn't back down.

      My best reconstruction: the man made a request for special treatment, which was granted in one case but not in this. Then the man made an obnoxious tweet and showed it to the agent, who asked that it be removed. The man got threatening, and the agent threatened to call the police. (The tweet and the threat, and the agent's responses, may have been in various orders.) The airline did its normal calm-down actions on receiving a complaint. Then the guy wrote a highly biased and inflammatory article about the incident, and people took it at face value.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    25. Re:this story is missing information by vilanye · · Score: 1

      You entire post was wrong. The twat in question is not part of the crew. Posting complaints about said twat is not threatening or abusive and she was wrong. Even SWA eventually admitted she was wrong by saying that all comments about their service, good or bad, are welcomed on "social media". Hopefully she got fired or demoted to a position where she doesn't have to deal with customers.

      My point about you being a coward stands.

      Go hide under a rock, it is safer for you.

      You are truly stupid.

      There is no such thing as an ad hominem attack. It is a fallacy that have nothing to do with calling you names. Trying to defend yourself by misusing the term is the hallmark of the willfully stupid, which you stand as a proud member of.

      It is a term misused by morons like you, who get called out for being a moron, when all that happened was that you were insulted.

      One more time since you are stupid: An ad hominem is not the same thing as calling you descriptive and correct names.

      If you don't want to be called out for being an idiot, at least learn what ad hominem means.

  34. airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

    airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11

    1. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by murdocj · · Score: 0, Troll

      USA evil blah blah blah.

    2. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The US government is quite evil. Otherwise, the TSA (as well as all the other constitutional and rights violations, like the NSA mass surveillance, stop-and-frisk, DUI checkpoints, protest permits, etc.) simply would not exist.

    3. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      LOL... USA is an irrelevant banana republic that will be gone in 20 years.

    4. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that airports are not US soil?

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[

    5. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    6. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      My understanding is that this amendment was intended (and has since been interpreted) to protect free speech and the right to assemble and petition the govt for redress where THE GOVERNMENT is the cause of such grievances. I do not believe it applied in this case. That being said, IANAL. More to the point, I do agree that the reaction of the airline staff was grossly lacking in proportionality.

      --
      Just my $0.03 (At current exchange rates, my £0.02 is worth more than your $0.02)
    7. Re:airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Good lord. You don't think that an airport has a right to make sure you aren't going to hijack a plane and fly it into a building? Really?

      Your right to swing your arms ends when you connect with my nose.

    8. Re: airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up "free speech zones". Your rights have been superceeded. If you want them back you have to greive to washington with more money than they are making from screwing you over.

  35. Southwest seating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those not familiar, southwest boards everyone in 3 groups: A, B and C. Business class gets A 1-15 and A-List gets the early A's that are left. Southwest also has Pre-boarding for the handicapped which boards before the A group. They also have Family Boarding which boards between the A and B group. There are plenty of seats left at this time for your family to all sit next to eachother.

  36. The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Nutria · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to tweet her rudeness after you land.

    --
    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    1. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      ... or at least until after take-off.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    2. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > she was not rude so ef'em if he can't take it.

      Um, you know this how? Do you know her personally?

      We only have his word that she was rude, but if his account of her words is even slightly accurate, she certainly was rude.

    3. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Or to restrict your complaints to the policy that she enforced or at least to not include the agent's name and location in your tweet.

    4. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      to tweet her rudeness after you land.

      No can do, he was trying to use his l33t tweeting skillz to convince her to let his kids board earlier (rather than himself boarding later with them, or separately). Thus he had to inform her of the tweet. Probably also why he complained about her by name but without mentioning the circumstances (aka he was being denied a favor, presumably after being incredibly rude).

      Of course the agent in question will probably lose her job for this, but that would be due to the escalation rather than following policy. I hope that the end result of this won't be that jerks with twitter accounts get special privileges.

      --
      Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
    5. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      to tweet her rudeness after you land.

      He could have done both.
      d tweet4me +4h
      This way, he doesn't lose out on the rage of the moment, and he'll confuse Kimberly when she tries to yank him and his two kids from the wrong plane that's about to depart.

    6. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      This way, he doesn't lose out on the rage of the moment,

      Or he could remember that throwing temper tantrums when you don't get your way is what we putatively teach children not to do.

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    7. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      Tweet after you land and your family and friends read it. Tweet before you take off and it gets on the front page of Slashdot. I'd say he played it exactly the right way to both get to where he was going and to make as much bad Southwest publicity as possible.

  37. Works Fine For Me by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ie. their boarding system is utter shit to begin with.

    A matter of opinion. It works very well if you pre-print your boarding passes 24 hours before departure time. I have *NEVER* had anything but A or B.

    Southwest (who still does not charge for 2 checked bags) has always treated my wife and I well. We have traveled with our grand children many times.

    If you know and follow the well established and well know rules for obtaining your boarding pass and boarding the jet, it's a very smooth process.

    But on the other hand, if you're an "entitled power flyer", your asshole attitude will get you nowhere.

    --
    If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
    1. Re:Works Fine For Me by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      same here, I fly frequently enough but not enough to really bother with the whole flyer rewards nonsense and even when changing my flight checking in when they say to always gets me an A or B pass

      not that it does a fat lot of good cause once they get to the end the only seats left are the middle seats and the last passengers are the most obnoxious ones anyway

    2. Re:Works Fine For Me by jittles · · Score: 1

      I just hate having to set an alarm on my phone to remember to check into my flight at exactly 24 hours in advance so that I don't get a C boarding pass. I feel like a slave to the airline. When I fly with another airline, I pick my seat in advance and go. Why should someone who bought a ticket the day before get a better seat than me because he has nothing better to do but sit on his computer and hit refresh until he is able to check in for the flight?

  38. how far we've fallen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So gate-nazi butt-hurt is a security threat now?

  39. Re:100% sure there's more to it than this one side by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

    story. Don't all of you sheep realize that stories like this are posted in this fashion just to get your panties in a bunch so that you'll post irate comments and then keep coming back for more? You're being manipulated here and you're oh so willing to take it because you just enjoy being outraged/offended..

    Yes, you are correct.

    But I point out that you are grazing here too, in the role of "observer too clever to take the bait, who then takes the meta-bait so he can make his observation and feel superior."

    I would fall into that category too, except I preemptively offer that I'm no better than you. :-)

  40. Re:80 years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please learn the meaning of words before using them, southwest airlines is not a government, nor does all property in the state belong to them

    hey look glen beck is fucking rush in the ass

  41. That is a strange policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    out of many concern (from security to simply have quiet kids) most airline I know simply make either priority boarding of children with the FF, or make sure the children are seatted together with the parents (even in charters).

  42. So much for "Freedom of Speech" by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    I guess it gets trumped by corporate rights and power.

    --
    "The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober" Arian Seid
    1. Re:So much for "Freedom of Speech" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Southwest Airlines is not the government, so they're not obliged to protect free speech. If they refuse to serve someone who doesn't like them, that's their right of free speech.

  43. guy deserved worse than missing his flight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids aren't frequent flyers dude was being a douche and got less than he deserved

  44. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Informative

    The way I read it, he had a 1st class ticket, but his kids were traveling economy. So he was trying to board them at the same time as first class, even though they were not.

    There is only one class on Southwest: Cattle Class. When you check in prior to your flight, you are assigned a boarding group and number. Groups are A, B, and C from 1 through 60. A1 through A15 are reserved for Business Select and other special privileges (including frequent flier miles). Other than getting to board earlier and have a wider selection of seats, they are all the same.

    According to Southwest's policy, people travelling together but with different boarding positions have the option to board together, provided the person higher up in line waits with the people further back. How this applies to families, I'm fuzzy on, but I would assume if you have a business select or other pass that allows boarding in the A1 through A15 group, it would make sense to have young children (say, under 10 years old) board with you. It seems like this is what the guy had done on several flights previously.

    What the gate agent did was apply the boarding policy in the strictest possible terms, which IMO was an asshole move. But it was still technically according to policy. Did he get lucky, or was this particular agent just being overly strict? Could be either or. Pulling them off the flight for a tweet, however, was completely uncalled for. Threatening to call the police unless he deleted said tweet was harassment, plain and simple. Plus, how in the hell did she figure out who it was so quickly? Was she on twitter while she was supposed to be working, or did some corporate wonk call the gate?

    I've been a customer of Southwest for a while, but how they handle this in the long run will determine wether or not I continue to be.

    --
    "So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
  45. Waaah I'm telling!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet is not your parents. Shit pisses you off and you cry about it online and then make a stink about it and expect to be treated like an adult? Really? What a shame faggots like this reproduce. They have no balls and what's worse aren't even men in a conscious sense. I feel bad for the little faggots this faggot is raising.

  46. Freedom of speech???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cry me a river cause you and your brats aren't as special as you thought you were. The airline threatening and trying to revoke his ticket was BS too. Both parties are acting like complete asses. SW should have took the high road and ignored the comment or tweeted about it in an attempt to clarify policy and or satisfy a whining customer.

  47. Re:Good lesson for his kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If his story is true, but given his dimeanor, I highly doubt it.

  48. That is indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One rude agent, going to far to play the d-bag. Hope he gets fired.

  49. @SWA Twitter account suspended by ildon · · Score: 1

    I guess that's one way to silence your critics.

    1. Re:@SWA Twitter account suspended by Known+Nutter · · Score: 2

      That's because @SWA is not SWA's official twitter feed.

      https://twitter.com/SouthwestAir

      --
      Beware of the Leopard.
    2. Re:@SWA Twitter account suspended by ildon · · Score: 1

      Aha, that'll do it.

    3. Re:@SWA Twitter account suspended by vilanye · · Score: 1

      The media whores at Southwest Airlines have a sense of humor:

      Whether the feedback is good or bad, we always appreciate hearing from our Customers via social media: http://social.southwest.com/Ee...

  50. LOL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I (an American) just went on a vacation where I entered Russia, then France, then Russia, then the US on my way home. It went like this:

    Russia: "What plane did you get off of?" "OK, [stamp]"
    France: "Welcome! [stamp]"
    Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish! [stamp]"
    US: "Spread 'em, Cocksucker. What's this in your bag? Get in this line - no, the other line! Papers, please! Is this your family? Who packed your suitcase? Look into the camera. Make your wife look into the camera. Submit to bacterial scanning. Put your bags in the X-Ray machine and leave them there until they start to smoke. OK, Meatwad, we'll let you in, but consider this a warning!"

    This place has gotten so xenophobic it's silly.

    1. Re:LOL, by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I (an American) just went on a vacation where I entered Russia, then France, then Russia, then the US on my way home. It went like this:

      Russia: "What plane did you get off of?" "OK, [stamp]" France: "Welcome! [stamp]" Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish! [stamp]" US: "Spread 'em, Cocksucker. What's this in your bag? Get in this line - no, the other line! Papers, please! Is this your family? Who packed your suitcase? Look into the camera. Make your wife look into the camera. Submit to bacterial scanning. Put your bags in the X-Ray machine and leave them there until they start to smoke. OK, Meatwad, we'll let you in, but consider this a warning!"

      This place has gotten so xenophobic it's silly.

      It's not xenophobia. It's eleutherophobia. I'd almost say fear of fellow citizens, but that's just paranoia, and not entirely accurate.

    2. Re:LOL, by slugstone · · Score: 0

      I (an American) just went on a vacation where I entered Russia, then France, then Russia, then the US on my way home. It went like this:

      Russia: "What plane did you get off of?" "OK, [stamp]"
      France: "Welcome! [stamp]"
      Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish! [stamp]"
      US: "Spread 'em, Cocksucker. What's this in your bag? Get in this line - no, the other line! Papers, please! Is this your family? Who packed your suitcase? Look into the camera. Make your wife look into the camera. Submit to bacterial scanning. Put your bags in the X-Ray machine and leave them there until they start to smoke. OK, Meatwad, we'll let you in, but consider this a warning!"

      This place has gotten so xenophobic it's silly.

      I am sure you are going to be booted from the country soon. :-(

    3. Re:LOL, by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish!

      I don't think they really use 'Tovarish' anymore......

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re:LOL, by Megol · · Score: 2

      Don't understand why - it is still a perfectly cromulent word.

    5. Re:LOL, by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glory to Arstotzka

    6. Re:LOL, by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why the US is called "The Land of the Free".

      Tell that to people often enough and they'll start to believe it. Even if the reality is completely the opposite.

    7. Re:LOL, by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Because they're not communist anymore. I like the word too, but

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    8. Re:LOL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China (Beijing airport, 2012): Hand over passport... 15 seconds later get it back. Welcome...
      and you get to rate your experience by pressing one of the three smiley buttons :-) :-| :-(

    9. Re:LOL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least in Arstotzka, if job done right, heating and food for family.
      America not so much.

    10. Re:LOL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the US is called "The Land of the Free".

      Ah, but they submit to all that authoritarian harrassment because, you know, this kind of letting yourself get screwed by unsympathetic strangers is supposed to keep the bad guys away.

      Which is why the US is not just called "The Land of the Free" but also "The Home of the Brave". What do you think your grandparents went to war for?

    11. Re:LOL, by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      Two (2) Russian stamps and they still let you in? Two years from now that will be impossible.

  51. Agent was wrong anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its actually written in the rules: if you, the person with the medallion status, are the one booking the flight and are also traveling then everyone in your booking gets the same privileges as you would traveling alone. Early boarding, upgrade eligibility, etc. Its a normal rule with all airlines.

    1. Re:Agent was wrong anyway by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Those are the rules for Delta, not SW.

    2. Re:Agent was wrong anyway by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      With all airlines, or with all airlines that use assigned seating? I have the impression that he could have purchased earlier seating privileges for his kids for not too much money, but chose to gamble on a (failed) sympathy play instead.

    3. Re:Agent was wrong anyway by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Go on, show us those rules which agree with you.

  52. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Cramer · · Score: 1

    So, rather than recognizing that the other agent had been extra nice granting him a privilege, he disparaged the one who followed the rules.

    Which is his legally protected right. She's acting with government authority (which she doesn't actually have) in demanding he remove the comment. She doesn't have to authority to remove him from the plane -- once he's allowed past the gate, he's allowed. She can lie to TSA or the pilots and claim he's a threat to get them (who do have the authority) to remove him -- but doing so is a very big no-no (felony.) (not that anyone in their circle would do jack about it. just like the PR hand wave SWA is doing now.)

  53. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice you got a troll moderation, because you're exactly right.

    On top of that, in his tweet he called out an employee by name. I see critical online comments from companies all the time and they rarely respond this harshly; I think he made a huge mistake in calling out the agent by name on the internet. I have to side with them on this a bit; overall I think the guy was rude and did try to get free service for his kids, but Southwest as an employer does have an obligation to defend it's employees in the course of them carrying out their duties, and that was way over the line.

  54. *Ding* by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Intercom: "You are now free to get the fuck off mah plane."

    We also would have accepted:

    Intercom: "You are not free to tweet about our customer service."

  55. almost should have let her call by dltaylor · · Score: 2

    If there was any good chance of a reasoning being on the other end of her call to the police, it would have been worth it to let her call and then have the LEO "explain" to her the (unfortunately rare) consequences of filing a false complaint, then watching HER be arrested for disrupting the flight. As it is, of course, ...

    1. Re:almost should have let her call by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Sure hey TSA idiots arrest this guy. Hell probably try and have it covered under the obey all instructions of the flight staff BS.

      --
      No sir I dont like it.
    2. Re:almost should have let her call by Imrik · · Score: 1

      If you ask someone to leave your business (which an airplane effectively is) and they don't, they're trespassing.

    3. Re:almost should have let her call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except its not her business and there are laws governing this sort of stuff. We are not talking about being a jerk at a local shop. Threatening arrest over a tweet is criminal.

    4. Re:almost should have let her call by Imrik · · Score: 1

      She wasn't threatening arrest over a tweet, she was threatening to ask him to leave the plane over a tweet. The police were just if he refused to leave the plane once asked.

    5. Re:almost should have let her call by BostonPilot · · Score: 1

      Probably not the same situation once the airline is a common carrier...

  56. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Sadly if the police were called they may have actually tried to find something to charge somebody with to avoid it being booked as a total waste of time, and that somebody is far more likely to be the passenger than the airline employee due to less likely consequences on the police involved.

  57. Re:100% sure there's more to it than this one side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So do you think perhaps there's more to it than this self-serving outrage-inducing article is letting on?

    Yes, and not just because I've had to deal with pricks who threaten to go to the papers when I refuse to give them free upgrades just because they've been loyal customers five years longer than the company has been trading.

    I'm sorry if this makes me prejudiced, but when faced by someone who threatens to tell Twitter when they don't get what they demand I'm inclined to treat them like a self-important ass.

  58. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    by my reading of TFA, the customer in this case is a noisy tool who tried to blackmail the check in woman into breaking company rules for him by trying to line jump his kids, then had a temper tantrum when he was denied and threatend to get the staff member fired. staff member refuses to roll over for the guy acting like an asshole and gets abused on the internet for following the rules and telling him he's not special.

    It is also not stated if his children are infants or teenagers.

    I'm guessing if the guy was not a complete prick and asked nicely he may have gotten his way. Yelling at the minimum wage checkin person may be satisfying, but there are much easier ways to get the upgrade.

    I guess the empolyee can be happy that this guy probably gets his hamburgers spit in every time he goes out for one.

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  60. he deserves it - cry baby - noMsg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none

  61. The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she was not rude so ef'em if he can't take it. He wanted special privileges for his two kids and did not want to board with them. Sorry Dick, the world does not revolve around you. Suck it up and STFU.

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  63. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ...once he's allowed past the gate, he's allowed.

    And once he's been asked to leave, he is trespassing if he does not peacefully comply. Companies can refuse service to anyone for practically any reason they want... presumably,. however, if the reason is not actually a good one, the bad publicity that could easily follow will tend to keep companies from being entirely *too* arbitrary about such reasons.

  64. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He told her he tweeted. He was rubbing it in her face.

  65. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She doesn't have to authority to remove him from the plane -- once he's allowed past the gate, he's allowed.

    Citation or STFU.

  66. 2nd tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, it would have been good for him to have been arrested for thinking he owned some sort of special rights above all the rest getting on his plane. Mr Special is an asshole for making a stink about this because he didn't get his way and have his kids move ahead of everyone else on the plane. Mr Special was told his only option was to board alone and let his kids find a spot or board with his kids. Poor baby wasn't happy with that.

    In hindsight, it seems he should have been boarded as a sub 4 year old and then he and his older acting kids could have boarded together and earlier.

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  68. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mark-t · · Score: 1

    It very easily could have been a huge PR problem if they had called the police... but in all likelihood, he still wouldn't be allowed on the plane before they arrived, and by then the plane could have already left. Oh, and his luggage would be flying off without him.

    Sounds like a good recipe for a migraine from bowels of hell.

  69. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I think he made a huge mistake in calling out the agent by name on the internet.

    What's the point of saying so-and-so is rude if it doesn't warn anyone she's rude? He wanted Southwest and everyone else to know who he was talking about.

    I think his only mistake was tweeting before he arrived at his destination.

  70. Twitter by Eyezen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So someone at swa is monitoring @swa mentions in realtime actively looking for disparaging tweets and also with a passenger list AND their twitter handle and when said tweets come in has the authority to hotline a gate to hold a plane based on said tweet alone? i mean how else did this plane not already take off? I just dont get the whole timing - good to know i can ground some random plane in california from my couch in missouri

  71. Maybe I'm unclear how twitter works by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Who the hell would have seen this tweet other than Southwest Airlines and whatever motley crew actually follows the perp / victim's account? Is there any chance at all this would have impacted SWA if they hadn't decided to take this into meatspace? Like "man criticizes SWA on twitter, picked up by wire services and Daily Show, stock price in freefall (no pun intended)."?

    .

    1. Re:Maybe I'm unclear how twitter works by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      PR departments follow their company twitter feed. If your feed is mentioned (i.e. someone types @SWA) it triggers an email or a notification depending on your settings.

  72. You've just been Smisek-ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UAL used to be pretty good, so was Continental. But now that they've merged, and pushed lots of stuff off to regional jet carriers, it has gotten pretty bad.

  73. fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its fair, I mean i wouldnt board a plane where a passenger and a crew member where feuding. What if it escalated rapidly while at 30,000 feet?

  74. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Imrik · · Score: 1

    From what I understand, the agent effectively offered to let the minors on as unaccompanied minors. This was obviously not ideal for the person accompanying them but he was almost as resistant to boarding at the time that he paid for.

  75. Re: RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Imrik · · Score: 1

    He's a frequent flier and wanted to board his kids as such. Also, his kids were old enough that they didn't qualify as small kids.

  76. Punch line by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Kept waiting for the punch line until I realized there wasn't one. Anyone who abuses their position to pull a stunt like this deserves to be fired.

  77. Because the story is mostly lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to be a complete moron to believe the story as told.

    How much you want to bet that the guy was just an a-hole and made up the entire twitter story.

  78. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Southwest Airlines doesn't have first class tickets. They operate a bit differently than the other carriers.
    You can pay a small fee and get early boarding and get your pick of seats, but in the case of kids if he had boarded later with them then it would be quite likely they wouldn't be able to sit together.

  79. Name Tags by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    I'm a frequent business traveller. It's interesting to note how fewer and fewer airline staff wear name tags, or if they do they just say "Flight Attendant."

    Compare that with the tags in hotels, where they usually state the name, and often the staffer's home town.

    1. Re:Name Tags by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I'm a frequent business traveller. It's interesting to note how fewer and fewer airline staff wear name tags, or if they do they just say "Flight Attendant."

      I've seen a direct correlation between this "can't tell you my name for security reasons" and "attendant is an asshole who abuses passengers and causes physical confrontations". That is, one flight with three attendants, two of whom were physically confrontational (one was the head attendant). I couldn't even get the third one to tell me his name so I could at least say "Bob wasn't involved" when I reported the problem to corporate.

  80. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    A tweet and (I presume) some heated words and you get them off the airplane and threaten to call the cops? If this were about his behavior, that'd be one thing, but no: he was allowed to board the plane after removing the tweet. This is purely the SWA personnel not wanting to look bad, and doing an absolutely inexcusable thing in the process.

  81. too much math by bingoUV · · Score: 2

    Not an option in the mathematically challenged US of A where explaining "every other", even numbers, odd numbers would take all the allotted time.

    --
    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    1. Re:too much math by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Yes, because that would only happen in the U.S.. In my international travels, travelers from other countries (South America in this case) act like a herd of starving people getting bread off the back of a truck when the first row is called to seat.

      What they should do is print a boarding code on the boarding pass, and call by code... and guess what? Some of them do that!

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  82. So someone was watching his twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they let him know, too. Very interesting. I think it's good to be honest, though, it's not like that was much of a bad post.

  83. Re:80 years ago... by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    The US was still reeling from the Great Depression and people of color were lynched for refusing to ride in the back of the bus.c

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  84. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and by then the plane could have already left

    The plane did leave. He was allowed on a later flight, only after he removed the tweet.

    his luggage would be flying off without him.

    They would have pulled his checked luggage as soon as they pulled him from the plane. TSA rules.

  85. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no reason this should be informative, Southwest is all coach, there is no first class. They seat in groups, which is an alphabetical order you board in. They do sell Group A boarding for an extra fee, but it's still coach class seating. He had frequent flier status with Southwest that gets him advantages like priority seating and boarding in the earlier groups which is where the problem is. His kids weren't rated so they most likely were farther down the alphabet in boarding the plane.

    I have the same type of thing with Alaska Airlines, however as long as I book my family seats along with mine they get the same frequent flier benefits I get. It's nice when you do fly with your family to be able to get them better seats and get on the plane before the majority of coach.

  86. So SW Agent was following the passenger's tweets? by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    Not really likely, right?

    So logically, the agent had to be informed that the passenger was making his angry tweet, which, as you imply, the passenger was actually using the tweet to blackmail the agent into bending the rules for him.

    I think it is very key, and very telling that this is not addressed in the story. There is no way for Southwest employees at that gate to have known this guy tweeted anything, without the passenger informing of it, and once we get to that obvious fact, to what end was he doing this? The obvious reason is to intimidate the agent he felt was "rude" - which seems rather petulant.

    Now it gets more interesting if you start to wonder if there was a reason why the agent threatened to call the police on this guy... was it an overreaction, or was this passenger just being such an incredibly overbearing, pompous ass in his blackmail attempt, that the agent felt threatened? It might be that they never requested him to remove the tweet, but were instead responding to his petulant tantrum.

    I can easily see it playing out that he was informed he needed to calm down and back off or they would call security. We only have his word that they threatened to have him arrested, and that he had to remove the tweet... it seems more reasonable, knowing this passenger intended to intimidate the agents, that he was in a threatening posture, and realizing he was about to get a royal TSA probing, "calmed down" and offered to remove his tweet as a gesture - all the while plotting to tell the story we see presented here, in all of its one-sided glory.

    I hate to side either way on this story, but I'm more inclined, given this key missing item of the story, to believe that the "more to this story" involved the passenger being a LOT more in the wrong than the gate agent.

  87. Not unthinkable by Tifer · · Score: 1

    Of course SW's reaction shouldn't have been what it was (full-out spiteful), but the thought of calling someone out by name on the internet makes me cringe. To me--though I concede I might have spent too much time on a certain imageboard--you should only post somebody's full name or any other personal information if you're prepared to see that person burn in digital fire. We shouldn't underestimate how harmful it can be to have something critical said about someone on the internet. While Mr. Duff's complaint was valid and the reaction by the airline was wrong, I don't think he went through the proper channels to file a personal grievance. Employees have supervisors and managers for just this reason. I'm fine with complaining about whole companies online, or but sniping individuals can be incredibly injurious to their careers and lives. It's just not something I'd do, maybe I'm in the wrong.

  88. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, but there's one possible other circumstance. Apparently Southwest rewards his type of behavior, so long as one of his kids is under four years old. If he's flown with his kids on Southwest a lot, and his youngest kid recently turned five, he could have been trained to expect something that was no longer the case.

    Personally, I think Southwest should train their people encountering this request (if there's children who look to have single digit ages) to say "We only do that for families traveling with children under four, however, if you want to swipe your payment plastic right now, we'll charge you the difference and you can go ahead and board together early." Everyone will hate him for slowing down the boarding process, but I don't think they'd hate Southwest for making an allowance for busy parents who forgot.

  89. So am I. Specifically, violated how? by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

    What first amendment rights were violated? I'm absolutely serious about this; please point to any violation of first amendment rights anywhere in here.

    While you do so, remember that the first amendment restricts the actions of the *government* - that is, it prohibits the making of laws that do certain things - and has absolutely nothing to do with the private sector. Here, let me quote it for you (emphasis mine):

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    So, which law did SWAirlines cause Congress to pass that violated these people's first amendment rights? Go on, point it out please.

    Or were you just mouthing off about stuff you don't understand, trying to get people riled up about an issue that doesn't even exist? Because that... well, let's just say it speaks volumes about your intelligence (and that of the person who modded you up). Volumes that I doubt you would ever read, since apparently you can't be bothered to read (or at least, understand) one of the most important *sentences* ever committed to text in the history of this nation...

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    1. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Ardeaem · · Score: 2

      So, which law did SWAirlines cause Congress to pass that violated these people's first amendment rights? Go on, point it out please. Or were you just mouthing off about stuff you don't understand, trying to get people riled up about an issue that doesn't even exist? Because that... well, let's just say it speaks volumes about your intelligence (and that of the person who modded you up). Volumes that I doubt you would ever read, since apparently you can't be bothered to read (or at least, understand) one of the most important *sentences* ever committed to text in the history of this nation...

      Before you insult someone else's intelligence, you should be sure you actually know what you are talking about. The amendments were not intended to "grant" rights. From the Founders' perspective, the amendments *recognized* already existing natural rights. That is, in actuality there is no "first amendment" right to free speech; rather, the first amendment specifies a particular rule for the US government that is derived from a concern that government might abridge citizens' natural right to free speech.

      What does this mean? There's nothing that says that a corporation with sufficient power can't violate your right to free speech. Technically speaking, they can't violate the first amendment *rule* that says that the government shouldn't make laws that abridge your free speech rights, but corporations can violate the same free speech rights that the first amendment was intended to protect. There's no reason why we can't use "first amendment rights" to mean "the rights reflected in the first amendment", rather than "the rule established by the first amendment."

      If your interpretation of the US constitution were correct, then the ninth and tenth amendments would be incoherent.

      [of course, one can argue about how one is supposed to know what those rights are, but if you're going to insult someone's understanding of the first amendment and US history, you better know that history.]

    2. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What first amendment rights were violated? I'm absolutely serious about this; please point to any violation of first amendment rights anywhere in here.

      While you do so, remember that the first amendment restricts the actions of the *government* - that is, it prohibits the making of laws that do certain things - and has absolutely nothing to do with the private sector. Here, let me quote it for you (emphasis mine):

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      So, which law did SWAirlines cause Congress to pass that violated these people's first amendment rights? Go on, point it out please.

      Or were you just mouthing off about stuff you don't understand, trying to get people riled up about an issue that doesn't even exist? Because that... well, let's just say it speaks volumes about your intelligence (and that of the person who modded you up). Volumes that I doubt you would ever read, since apparently you can't be bothered to read (or at least, understand) one of the most important *sentences* ever committed to text in the history of this nation...

      It is amusing that you think the constitution's meaning can be understood by plain reading by mere mortals... Note that the first amendment, despite the wording and what you imply, also applies to state and local government for example(incorporation doctrine). Note that the ability to grow corn in your backyard can be restricted under congresses ability to "regulate commerce among the several states". i.e. the constitution means what the courts say it means... That said, I agree that there is no 1A violation here. Bad PR move, sure. Contract violation, maybe, though airline tickets have a bunch of loopholes and fine print...

    3. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not the right to free of speech that was violated. It was the company, SWA, forcibly threatening to commit breach of contract (against a vulnerable person/group) for excising his/their right to freedom of speech (after the contract had been agreed upon and payment for services rendered). While not directly against the first amendment, this is a perfect example of a company threatening illegal action to abridge a man constitutional right.

    4. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > While you do so, remember that the first amendment restricts the
      > actions of the *government* - ...

      Southwest (and all the airlines) operate as common carriers. They get special protections in exchange for offering their services to the public at large - so they're not allowed to discriminate like that.

    5. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Govt funds airlines through FAA and TSA. Partial funding counts for 1st amendment purposes.

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    6. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by msauve · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how many people actually believe that the Constitution gives us rights. It only lists some of them. Likewise, many people think the gov't can do whatever they want unless specifically prohibited, they don't understand how the gov't derives only limited, enumerated, powers from the people through the Constitution.

      Don't get me started about how the federal gov't itself thinks that everything under the sun is somehow "interstate commerce," begging to be regulated.

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    7. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by chiefcrash · · Score: 1

      No first amendment rights were violated. But, it appears that extortion may have been committed:

      In Colorado: 18-3-207. Criminal extortion – aggravated extortion

      (1) A person commits criminal extortion if:

      (a) The person, without legal authority and with the intent to induce another person against that other person’s will to perform an act or to refrain from performing a lawful act, makes a substantial threat to confine or restrain, cause economic hardship or bodily injury to, or damage the property or reputation of, the threatened person or another person; and

      (b) The person threatens to cause the results described in paragraph (a) of this subsection (1) by:

      (I) Performing or causing an unlawful act to be performed; or

      (II) Invoking action by a third party, including but not limited to, the state or any of its political subdivisions, whose interests are not substantially related to the interests pursued by the person making the threat.

      (1.5) A person commits criminal extortion if the person, with the intent to induce another person against that other person’s will to give the person money or another item of value, threatens to report to law enforcement officials the immigration status of the threatened person or another person.

      (2) A person commits aggravated criminal extortion if, in addition to the acts described in subsection (1) of this section, the person threatens to cause the results described in paragraph (a) of subsection (1) of this section by means of chemical, biological, or harmful radioactive agents, weapons, or poison.

      (3) For the purposes of this section, “substantial threat” means a threat that is reasonably likely to induce a belief that the threat will be carried out and is one that threatens that significant confinement, restraint, injury, or damage will occur.

      (4) Criminal extortion, as described in subsections (1) and (1.5) of this section, is a class 4 felony. Aggravated criminal extortion, as described in subsection (2) of this section, is a class 3 felony.

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    8. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      I wasn't under the impression that the government making things that help (in the case of the TSA, that last word is highly sarcastic) a private industry render that industry public. If that were the case, any industry that relied on the interstate highways (or even just public roads) would seem to apply. Or anything involving oceanic operations (Coast Guard, NOAA weather stations, survey charts, hell even GPS). In many parts of the country, municipal water is government-run; does that mean that the government "funds" restaurants by making sure that they don't need to perform their own water quality testing before they can serve it to their guests?

      Mind you, I'm ignorant of (and therefore not considering) any legal history which may exist around this issue. So far as I know, the gov does not actually directly fund airlines in any way and instead just has agencies who are responsible for making sure that planes don't fall out of the sky, crash into each other, or get hijacked for use as missiles... at least, not very often. I'm not sure how this is different from the government agencies which make sure that road signs are accurate, bridges can support the weight of a truck driving over them, and people aren't allowed to tear through residential neighborhoods at whatever speed they feel like. Well, aside from the fact that many (though not all) of the relevant agencies are operated by lesser governments than the feds.

      Anyhow, if there's actually something that makes the difference, then I'm curious but accept that my understanding was incorrect. To the best of my knowledge, an airline agent is a public servant in much the same way that a cruise ship agent is - that is, not at all. They have authority within the scope of their employer (including the authority to evict you from the plane, assuming that in doing so they are not putting anybody's life in undue danger) but then, so does any restaurant proprietor if they have reason to believe that you are harmful to their business. They have the authority to call the police, but so does any private citizen for any scenario in which they think a crime has been or is being (or imminently will be) committed. They do not, to my understanding, have the authority to force the police to arrest anybody or indeed to show up at all, although given the nature of their job I'm sure they can convince the police to show up any time they want them to (at risk of crying wolf too many times). Again, correct me if I'm wrong about any of this.

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    9. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Using a road isn't the same as being funded by the govt. The road was already built. That might be the crux you're looking for?

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    10. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the post security check part of airports, airline representatives have significant power they would not enjoy as a private citizen. These powers are granted by Congress (via the FAA and DOHS).

    11. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you come across as a real snot.
      do you happen to be wearing a sweater draped over your shoulders,while holding a tennis racket ?

      you literally sound like you're huffing and puffing .
      "hmmph!
      good day!"

      take whatever is in your butt ,,,out .
      take a deep breath..
      and try not to sound like such a whinging little toad.

    12. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you take a breath, you might consider that the police are not acting as Souhwest's private security firm. To their credit, they chose not to kill this guy. If his name was Eric Garner this story would have been about a different ammendment you don't understand.
      Why do All stories about airlines involve hysterical cunts or homos?

  90. Right on SWA by mattyj · · Score: 1

    Entitled jerk-face acts like a whiny bitch and gets tossed from a flight? I'm not sure I see the problem here.

    Oh wait, I do. It's that we as a people have become so uppity that if we don't get our way we act like petulant children, and cry and moan and stomp our feet so the whole world can see.

    I applaud SWA for being so in tune with Twitter that they could take action so quickly. They should go all the way an ban this crybaby from all future flights.

  91. Re:So SW Agent was following the passenger's tweet by taustin · · Score: 1

    One thing that was included in the article was that he named the gate agent in the tweet. That pretty much proves your theory that his intent was intimidation. Given how easy it is to convince stupid assholes on the internet to stalk some random stranger with death threats, I'm not all that sure it was an overreaction.

    If it was as he described, his best reaction would be to tell them to go ahead and call the cops, which would have proved that the gate agent doesn't have the authority to do so, and determine whether or not their supervisor was an idiot.

  92. Yet Another by d'baba · · Score: 1

    First World Problem

    1. Re:Yet Another by mcl630 · · Score: 1

      They're aren't rude and irrational people in the 3rd world?

  93. He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    This isn't police state stuff, because Southwest Airlines is not a police organization but a private corporation. It was not the TSA that pulled them off the plane either. If the police had been called and arrived I don't think they would have done anything or could have done anything based on the tweets alone.

  94. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by easyTree · · Score: 1

    It is also not stated if his children are infants or teenagers.

    Breaking with tradition, I've read TFA...

    his sons, ages 6 and 9

  95. Sad by buss_error · · Score: 1

    I've used South West Airlines for more than 3 decades. Unless the people responsible for kicking off an unhappy passenger are corrected in public, I will no longer include South West Airlines in my travel plans, nor will I authorize use of their services for my employees.

    When I have an unhappy customer, I don't demand they delete their rant, I ask them how I can fix it for them. Sometimes it's not what I'd like to do, but it is what I must do to make my customer happy. I never have, and I never will ask a customer to remove a negative comment. I will ask what can I do to make this right, and if there is any way I can meet the expectation, I will.

    #Eyes on YOU SWA

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
    1. Re:Sad by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      Just let your employees know you will always side with the bullies and that they should to, a good bully is a happy bully, where your business interests are of no importance.

  96. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by easyTree · · Score: 1

    What gives you the impression he was yelling?

  97. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would any of you even take your children onto flights within the US to be molested by the TSA?

  98. This story reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Breaks_Guitars

  99. Re:This man, his sons and the agent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

  100. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah i was thinking the same, too many spoilt people think they should get better then the rest of us all the time.

  101. Breach of contract perhaps? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but from a layman's perspective it looks like a breach of contract. A more sue-happy person might have taken that incident to court.

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  102. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Archtech · · Score: 1

    "Companies can refuse service to anyone for practically any reason they want..."

    Really? Why? I'm as ignorant of the relevant law as you seem to be, but it certainly doesn't sound reasonable that an airline should be able to tell a passenger who has paid his fare and boarded the plane with his children that he has to get off. Would they then be allowed on a later plane? If so, why not leave them on the originally booked plane which they had already boarded? If not, isn't the airline breaking a contract and committing something resembling theft?

    The other issue is whether the passenger did anything wrong by tweeting. It seems possible that he broke some regulation, but if so what a terrible situation when a citizen is not allowed to express his opinion of someone who has treated him badly. Slander has been mentioned, but that is properly dealt with by bringing a civil lawsuit - not high-handedly refusing a customer service for which payment has been accepted and on which he is counting.

    Lastly, reading these comments I can't help sensing a constant underlying ferment of resentment, entitlement, and contention for respect. It's as if, in a society where we are all expected to take it as axiomatic that we are strictly equal, every tiny difference in treatment becomes immensely magnified.

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  103. Bad/Biased Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason the agent and airline got upset and took action isn't that he complained, or that he complained on twitter. If he had tweeted "Southwest Airlines is Horrible", things would've gone down differently. It's the fact that he identified the employee by her full name in his angry tweet. We're all slashdotters here, so don't even try to play ignorant about how badly that can turn out. You don't have a right to out a human's real name on twitter and try to draw the ire of the internet down on them just because you're pissed off about boarding policy.

  104. General Terms by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It should be very clear from portions of my post such as "To be frank, none of us here really know enough about the situation" that I was discussing things in general terms.
    Did I need it to put in it red bold blinking script to avoid being used as your strawman?

  105. Save Your Criticism for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must agee, this guy's an A-lister alright, as in A-Ahole. Don't make personal criticisms of airline personal who are following the rules. Save the criticism for people who are NOT following the rules.

  106. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Archtech · · Score: 1

    " I think he made a huge mistake in calling out the agent by name on the internet".

    So can we all agree that it's wrong, dangerous, and ill-advised to criticize anyone by name on the Internet?

    Mr Putin will be very relieved.

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  107. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    Airlines can't leave a minor unattended on a flight through upgrades or moving the seating allocations around, but there's nothing requiring them to allow minors with different ticketing groups to their parents to board with the highest ticketing group on flights with non-allocated seating. Boarding priority is all down to the airline, so in this case the airline was correct - the bloke could board with the lower ticketing group because that would be his choice, but he couldn't bump the lower ticketing group members up to his group.

    So in other words, the airline already allows for the minors to be attended by their parents, its the parents choice as to whether they accept it or not.

  108. It sucks for him, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she were the owner, rather than an employee, I believe she should have every right to refuse service to him for any reason whatsoever, maybe a refund would be in order, but when you're a company owner and the government is already telling you who you need to serve, even if they are completely obnoxious... that's not fair.

    1. Re:It sucks for him, but... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Probably not. This isn't a place of business in the traditional sense - it's a purchased seat on an airplane. It would be more akin to selling you an item, posting a poor review, and then the shop owner taking it back unless you deleted the review.

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  109. This man gives American tourists a bad name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Jumped the queue - this is a mortal sin in England. He had a higher priority ticket, but his kids did not, yet he thought his kids could jump the queue;

    2. Blamed another for failing to satisfy his sense of entitlement - in particular, used "rudest" to describe the person who corrected his bad behaviour, rather than apologising for himself being rude;

    3. Let the world know just how much he was projecting his own guilt. Twitter is not a group of friends or even the local chapter of a gun club - it is a worldwide publishing platform. It doesn't matter how easy it is to use - that's still what it is;

    4. Using this global publishing platform, directly name the target of your projection - which, for the irrational way he's been behaving so far, could have been you or me;

    5. Has an entirely parochial understanding of labour relationships. Any decent employer is highly protective of its employees and will terminate a business relationship if it finds that a customer is mistreating them. Sensible service providers even include specific wording in contracts to this effect. Yet he's surprised when arbitrarily bad-mouthing specific employees by name on a global publishing platform is regarded as grounds to refuse service;

    6. Not content with all of the above, he then whines to mainstream media that his "right" to be an ass and spout nonsense in public was called into question.

    I would love to know what the story of the SW Airlines employees/agents would be. Most people here appear to have judged based on one side of the argument, and ought never to sit on a jury (IAALS, fwiw). The furore was such that SW's best bet would be to cut their losses and fold, as the Angry Fat Middle Age White Family Guy always wins in the court of American public opinion.

  110. America is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is wrong with Americans ?

    The TSA trying to turn the whole country into one giant prison, the NSA/CIA etc. snopping in on everything you do, cops shooting people without cause, cops throwing people out of wheelchairs, cops shooting dogs, total and utter corruption of your political process etc. etc.... Now companies coming down all third reich/Stasi style because someone dares criticise them.

    The idea of America is dead. It now resembles nothing more than something like the old DDR crossed with Mussolinis Italy but with less style.

    What a bunch of po faced, humourless panty waist, bully boy, fascists you have become.

  111. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    > I think he made a huge mistake in calling out the agent by name on the internet.

    What's the point of saying so-and-so is rude if it doesn't warn anyone she's rude? He wanted Southwest and everyone else to know who he was talking about.

    She denied non-frequent fliers frequent fliers perks. This is anything but rude. So publishing a statement that someone is rude (on those grounds) is libel. So there's something here that would justify letting the lawyers from their leash.

    On the other hand, this is nothing that couldn't have been handled well AFTER the flight.

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  112. Re:Where is Kimberley S? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

    And exactly THAT is why it is not as "harmless" to call out names on the public internet as some posters here claimed it was.

    Thank you for the demonstration.

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  113. The real question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who was monitoring twitter and escalated it to the point where they kicked someone off the plane? Knowing most Southwest flights, this all is in a 10-15 minute window. Now that part doesn't make sense... or is kind of creepy.

  114. Outsourcing the Gestapo by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I rather like the idea of an incompetent ideologically driven gaggle of idiots in government outsourcing the Gestapo to private industry. Has MSNBC blamed Bush yet?

  115. vouchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Southwest, as one could have predicted, offered a boilerplate "apology" and vouchers.

    I can see the apology now: "sorry you didn't like our service, here's some more."

  116. vouchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Southwest, as one could have predicted, offered a boilerplate "apology" and vouchers.

    I can imagine the apology: "sorry you didn't like our service, here's some more."

  117. Soooo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man acts like idiot, person with no power enforces the rules as required. Man rants like a little child attempting to damage airline's reputation when the airline did the right thing to begin with. Airline than acts like idiots by forcing man to retract tweet. I'd call it even. I'm no fan of companies forcing people to retract statements to continue to receive services, but too often people are going off on companies that aren't doing anything wrong. That's what makes online rating services worthless. End user reports simply are not reliable as the ones most likely to report are the most unreliable reporters.

    1. Re:Soooo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because trying to enforce a rule and being rude in how you go about it is impossible, and ranting about said rudeness is "acting like a child" in of itself. Right. /moron

  118. Bottom line: the guy was an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Line jumpers always are. They don't give a shit about anyone else.

  119. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was an SWA A+ member and his early boarding privs extend to passengers flying with him.

  120. Moral: Be An Asshole, Get What You Want by fygment · · Score: 1

    That's it folks. Enjoy the way the future unfolds for you. And remember, you asked for it.

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  121. Watching his tweets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't read all of the comments but minutes after tweeting, somehow SWA found out about it...Is SWA working with NSA to scan for bad remarks about them?

    Interesting that it was only minutes after the tweet the family was taken off of the plane due to that tweet. How did SWA find out about it so fast? Heck, if I tried to call SWA, it would probably take a couple minutes of being on hold until I first talked to a live person.

  122. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by dukeblue219 · · Score: 1

    Southwest doesn't have first class. It's an all coach discount airline. But, they board "A-list" members first and then the rest of the passengers in the order in which they checked in. Everybody lines up in numerical order based on a code on their boarding passes. This guy should have known better if he was indeed an "A-list" frequent flier of Southwest. He should have known to check-in right at 24 hours and there would be no issue.

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  123. Facebook shaming by jasenj1 · · Score: 1

    Southwest's Facebook page is filled with people bickering about the incident - one side calling SW bad names and the other defending the agent's actions.

    I'm sure that is not the sort of traffic SW wants filling their page. I expect this guy will get some kind of free lifetime perk, the agent will be sent for niceness training, and SW corporate will apologize profusely.

    I also wouldn't be surprised if some sleazy lawyers reach out to the guy to go after SW.

  124. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My experience of having been on the same flights as unaccompanied minors, is that the unaccompanied minor get boarded before any other passengers. This has been the case with both budget and flag carriers.

  125. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking a passenger off a plane once they have already boarded is normally an action of last resort, especially if they have checked baggage as this has to be located and removed from the hold before the plane can take off.

  126. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by jittles · · Score: 1

    For those not familiar with southwest: There is no assigned seating. People board in three groups, A (frequent flyers, people paying extra for early boarding), B and C (everyone else, numbered by check in order). Long story short, he bought the cheap tickets for his kids and wanted a free upgrade. He then threw a fit when he didn't get his way.

    No you're wrong. A1-15 are the only spots you can pay extra for. A15-30 are for frequent flyers with certain status. If A15-30 do not fill up by the time you can check in at the gate, those spots come up for sale also. Anyone can get A31-60. It's the people who have nothing better to do but camp out at their phones and check in exactly 24 hours early that get spots A31-60. Believe me, I used to fly Southwest ALL the time (not by choice), and I hate their boarding policy.

    The guy has two kids. The odds are good that, even if he wanted to, he was too busy to check in 24 hours in advance to get an A spot. I've checked in 23:30 hours in advance and gotten a B50 spot on busy routes with a lot of business travelers. Cut the poor guy some slack. It's not like he was trying to bring his business partner or coworker with him. They were two young kids that should not be waiting in line alone anyway. They should be sitting together and its much easier for them to do so if they board in the A group. I would be willing to bet that none of the passengers around him would have complained about him bringing the kids on earlier. Not at that age, anyway.

  127. So where is the Streisand Effect? Pix? by Squidlips · · Score: 1

    Where are the pictures of Kimberly?

  128. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mcl630 · · Score: 1

    Southwest allows families with children aged 4 or under to board between the 'A' and 'B' groups, or during the 'A' group if the parent is in the 'A' group.

    http://www.southwest.com/html/...

  129. SWA shouldn't have reacted the way they did, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SWA shouldn't have reacted the way they did to be sure....reacting to a tweet of any type is a sure way to draw bad attention, and any sane person knws this.
    That said, usually the way it works (since I fly SWA round trip once a week for other work), it is that if you have an A boarding group you board in that group, with the proviso that spouse and kids board in either the group on their card, or between A+B during family boarding (1 parent, and xx kids under 5) If the guy/gal was traveling alone with two under twelve kids, the kids obviously need to be with their parent. In this case, all the guy had to do was ask his fellow A travelers as a courtesy to bring his kiddos, and they would have let him to be sure, then if the gate agent got snippy, she would have faced all of them and likely not whined, no tweet needed. This rule is in place because otherwise you go to places like Orlando, and you get shoved out by a family of 5 and grandma, get no place to put your carry on (maybe missing a connection, or a meeting), even though only on in that group had an A. If you are on vacation, you have time to burn, but if traveling for work, you usually don't. Don't get me wrong, I love kiddos, and have given up my seat dozens of times for a parent and kids to sit together. When I am on vacation, my wife and any munchkins along board usually in B or C, I in A and save her and them seats. Acting nice begets nice.

  130. Two dickwads who deserve each other by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    He must have been shocked when he found out that there someone even more of an asshole than himself in existence.

  131. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mcl630 · · Score: 1

    Nowhere in TFA did it say he had a "temper tantrum" nor did it say he yelled at the agent. True it only tells one side of the story, but you're applying your own imagination as to how things really went down.

    And the slashdot summary states the children were age 6 and 9.

  132. Please let me explain this by Sloppy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I happen to be the executive who works at Southwest and made the decision, upon seeing the tweet, to call the gate and have him kicked off. Please allow me to explain my decision.

    I work in the PR department, and managing publicity is my job. When I saw the tweet, I realized it was bad publicity. I don't like my company getting bad publicity, and I seek to avoid it, or replace it with good publicity.

    So I threw our tweeting customer off, thereby solving the bad publicity problem! See? Now do you get it?

    ...

    (Why is everyone looking at me like I'm a idiot?)

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  133. whence slashdot tags? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I went to tag this nerdrage story as slashdot's daily 2minutesofhate and couldn't find where to tag it anymore. Is that something they broke for slashdot beta?!!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  134. bullshi t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would sue the shit out of these assholes

  135. Identification is the problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of the comments here seem to overlook one simple thing about this guy's tweet: He identified the flight attendant by name.

    That's where the trouble came in at. Regardless of what anyone on these comments says, that's how it is. You just don't pull someone into the spotlight and start treating them like shit in front of others.

    And then, two use the @SWA? of COURSE they're going to find out... you told them directly!

    Bunch of idiots people can be when criticizing online.

  136. Kimberley apparently did stuff right by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    Southwest policy appears to restrict entrance in this very specific case to JUST after all A-list passengers and before others. This is because his kids were older than 4 and NOT entitled to A-list boarding. If they were younger than 4, the hostess would be infringing policy. But she was actually enforcing policy strictly, doing her job as she is told to.

    The real problem here is a conflict between the freedom of speech right and the defamation civil wrong (for which she can sue actually). I personally don't think there is real libel here, but some might argue that using the hostess's name on the tweet is reason enough for her to sue. What is impressive is the fact the guy had to go to the news after the incident to whine even more, and that gets me thinking he is a little more butthurt than he should for nothing important. He pretty much wanted the hostess fired from her job, which is her source of income. I think everybody gets defensive when their job is at stake. And all this for not indulging him in something he didn't have the right to, despite being "used to" have.

    She wanted to avoided having defamation about her and the company wanted to avoid bad publicity. If the tweet was still up, he would have been left on the ground and he could be sued. If they let him fly without deleting the tweet, hostess would have been fired and both hostess and company could sue. This was the best scenario for both... Until he decided to strike back like a little girl. He could have never used the company again for the lack of poise but he just had to make the issue bigger. These are my two cents about it,

  137. SWA Terms of Carriage... by msauve · · Score: 1

    Carrier may, in its sole discretion, refuse to transport, or may remove from an aircraft at any point, any Passenger in any of the circumstances listed below..

    Carrier may refuse to transport, or remove from the aircraft at any point, any Passenger in any of the circumstances listed below as may be necessary for the comfort or safety of such Passenger or other Passengers and crew members:
    (i) Persons whose conduct is or has been known to be disorderly, abusive, offensive, threatening, intimidating, violent, or whose clothing is lewd, obscene, or patently offensive.

    Seems they're covered. Publicly calling them out as rude, by specific name and location, seems to meet that criteria as intimidating.

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    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    1. Re:SWA Terms of Carriage... by onepoint · · Score: 1

      What people seem to forget is ... airline employees have contract rights ( based on that ticket you bought ) that states something like this... " if you make me feel uncomfortable, I will do my best to boot you off the flight "

      While 99% of these are violence related (drunks, people taking a piss in flight on the floor ... ) A steward for any reason they see fit, if they feel uncomfortable will boot you. Seen it more than once with those passengers that say "I'm calling the cop's" and the steward say's "please do, and everyone else please keep boarding", and "you whom are calling the cop's, I'll wait right here as the plane leaves". I get a laugh every time.

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  138. Taxicabs by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

    The idea isn't nearly as absurd as you make it sound. Regulated taxicabs in many cities are not allowed to refuse service - they must pick you up and take you where you want to go.

    --
    "Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
    1. Re:Taxicabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those laws and the place that have them are absurd.

      You are not and can never be "required" to labor for anyone against your will.

    2. Re:Taxicabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you also can't steal a person's money like Southwest did.

    3. Re:Taxicabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clearly you've never thrown up in a cab and been asked to get out on the side of the road.

    4. Re:Taxicabs by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      They are fully allowed to refuse service if the person is acting like an asshole and demanding rights he has no actual right to. As happened in this case.

  139. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Lord+Lemur · · Score: 1

    They are 6 and 9. It is in the summary and the article.

  140. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Lord+Lemur · · Score: 1

    I looked for it too, and was unable to find it. I was however frightened by the TSA Blog page about kids traveling, where they so gleefully talk about how much fun getting searched, probed and poked is going to be.

  141. Get the fuck in line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come no one is pointing out that this guy was being a douche- cutting in line and using the fact that he has kids to fuck over everyone else?

  142. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The other issue is whether the passenger did anything wrong by tweeting.

    No, he did not. The flight agent was being a dick by asking him to leave... if the passenger really doubted that the agent had the authority to do ask that question, then he should have immediately asked to speak to that agent's manager or supervisor instead of complying with the request.

  143. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could have paid 12.50 per child to upgrade them to his seating status but choose not to.

    I think the customer was being a douche and got what he deserved: called out and inconvenienced.

  144. Could have been worse by gelfling · · Score: 0

    Could have been physically assaulted by one of Minneapolis' many Somalian cab drivers who consider it a religious duty to abuse, threaten and assault all infidels.

  145. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Straif · · Score: 1

    Regardless of his 'tool' status or not, he was aboard the plane when these extra actions by the gate agent took place. Removing a paying customer who is no longer even interacting with you, over an online complaint they made is just terrible terrible idea.

    If the flight attendants lodged the complaint because he was being disruptive while seated then it would be a clear cut case of the customer being in the wrong but from all accounts it was the gate agent that took action AFTER he was already boarded. That's a pretty clear cut case of a spiteful abuse of power.

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  146. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by omnichad · · Score: 1

    And keep his money for the ticket, I presume? Or would they really offer him a refund for services not rendered?

  147. Go ahead, call the cops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ahead, call the cops! I will show them why you called them, and they they will be hauling miss bitchy gate agent's ass into the crowbar hotel! Oh, and while were there, we will have the lawyer do a little dump all over Southwest *and* miss bitchy gate agent. You can be efficient, you can follow the rules, you don't have to be friendly, but you shouldn't be rude, angry or bitchy. Crapping on customers "because I can" will get you seeing less business in half a heartbeat. I could see online forums where Southwest gets the message "dump-the-bitch-or-no-more-of-my-business.com". A little calculus and suddenly ticket agents get real friendly real fast.

  148. What a privileged asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy should have been banned from flying SW forever. I hate douches like that who think they're entitled to bend rules just for them. Not to mention, tweeting in all caps clearly shows how pathetic of a loser he is.

  149. The guy is a cheapskate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no "frequent flyer privileges" on Southwest that I know of. You can upgrade to Business Select for $20 or so a flight. Which is what he did for his ticket but not his kids, and then tried to work the system and was called out on it.

  150. airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11

    And the airline/pilot/attendant's right to ask you to leave... ?

  151. I fly out of DIA gates C38/39 frequently... by TerokNor · · Score: 1

    ... and have never had a problem. It's almost as if there is a part of this story missing. The part about the passenger's actions before this occurred. Just like most humans, treat a gate agent politely, be respectful, and don't be a jerk and it is amazing how it can be reciprocated.

    1. Re:I fly out of DIA gates C38/39 frequently... by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      Or maybe there was a high-volume profanity laden rant about the incident *after* boarding. I've seen individuals get tossed off planes for similar rage issues.

      --
      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
    2. Re:I fly out of DIA gates C38/39 frequently... by TerokNor · · Score: 1

      Indeed! I try to disappear into a mental fog once boarding is over.

  152. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just want to point this out.. but what kind of asshole flies first class and then puts his kids in the back?

    He's the true douche in this situation.

  153. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by mark-t · · Score: 1

    No, they would still be obligated to refund his ticket purchase, since the decision would have been theirs to refuse service.

  154. FREEDOM OF SPEECH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a lawyer dude.

  155. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how we complain and get satisfaction in 2014. SW, can suck it.

  156. He should have followed SWA's policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a frequent business traveler with SWA, it sounds like the gate agent was just following policies. If you're traveling with your family and want to board together, you can either pay for business select tickets (giving you A1-15 boarding cards), or you can board with the last member of your party. Holding an A-list boarding card does not mean you get to bring your whole family with you. I can't speak to the behaviors of the man or the gate agent, but as a fellow traveler, it's pretty frustrating when people don't follow the airline's policies. I'm sure this is doubly true for passengers that pay extra for Business Select or Early Bird boarding options, only to get bumped further back by parents insisting on special treatment.

    That said, the SWA response sounds a little crazy.

  157. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I think he made a huge mistake in calling out the agent by name on the internet.

    What's the point of saying so-and-so is rude if it doesn't warn anyone she's rude? He wanted Southwest and everyone else to know who he was talking about.

    I think his only mistake was tweeting before he arrived at his destination.

    Just read the comments section on this article; he tweeted her name and work location. There are plenty of comments like:

    "Kimberly S sure sounds like a cunt."
    "Where are pictures of Kimberly?"
    "Let's hunt down that Kimberly S and make her life hell."

    If I was Kimberly S, I'd be really concerned that some idiot is going to walk up and cause me trouble right now, as now all the internet crazies are in a rage over this guy's tweet and they know exactly where she works and can find her via her name badge.

  158. Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he put "@SouthwestAir" in his tweet.

  159. Ladies and gentlemen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thought police in action

  160. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putin is a public figure, dumbass!

  161. really the whole story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it seems we have only one side of this. are we quite sure he wasn't abusive, threatening, or aggressive? "Our decision was not based solely on a customer's tweet" says the airline.

  162. Self Entitled d-bag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the take-away from this story is this guy had the gaul to try and board ahead of time with his kids who were clearly not allowed to board early and then threw a temper tantrum when he couldn't have his way.

  163. Self Entitled d-bag by Mcineral · · Score: 1

    I think the take-away from this story is this guy had the gaul to try and board ahead of time with his kids who were clearly not allowed to board early and then threw a temper tantrum when he couldn't have his way.

  164. Re:100% sure there's more to it than this one side by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

    The guy was already on the plane and the situation was over. Would you really act out some sort of revenge fantasy because you the guy hurt your feelings?

  165. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Imrik · · Score: 1

    You're right, I suppose the agent would probably have been willing to let them preboard as unaccompanied minors if he had been willing to pay the extra $50 apiece, slightly more than upgrading their tickets for early boarding would cost.

  166. Sound Familiar Anyone?? by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech.

    Anyone heard this one before? What is that from?

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    Sadly, a Libertarian cannot force his views on another, and freedom cannot spread as does the cancer known as religion.
    1. Re:Sound Familiar Anyone?? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      SWA has a right to say who can and cannot occupy their airplanes, and they may place conditions upon that occupancy as they see fit.

      Their plane, their rules. Property rights unquestionably trump free speech rights. If someone walks onto my property and holds up a sign, I can kick them off my property and it is not a violation of their free speech rights.

  167. Illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats illegal!!! how can Southwest call in the police for that type of Tweet? the Police do not serve companies, they serve THE PEOPLE!

    America, you fucking suck....

    1. Re:Illegal! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Trespassing is illegal. Without a valid boarding pass, it is illegal for them to be in the secure area of an airport.

      If SWA canceled their boarding pass, they would not only be guilty of simple trespass upon airport property, but also in violation of DHS regulations for being in the secure area without a boarding pass.

      I doubt the gate attendant was actually rude to him, too, in which case he would probably be found liable for slander and/or defamation as well.

      All that happened here was that he got pissed because he didn't get to break the rules. I have no sympathy for him at all, whatsoever.

  168. Minor pedant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Tourette Syndrome, not turret. http://www.tsa-usa.org/ http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/tourette/detail_tourette.htm

  169. So Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like something from a communist country. This is the USA? What did veterans serve this country for? This makes their service a joke.

  170. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $12.50 upgrades are for "Early-Bird Checkin" and aren't available the day of the flight. It's basically a fee to not have to hammer the refresh button starting 24 hours before your flight to keep from getting stuck in a shit boarding group, and pretty much guarantees an A group boarding.

  171. how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how do companies find out who is tweeting? what sort of people use their real names/identities on twitter!?

  172. Read the whole article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our decision was not based solely on a customer's tweet,"

    So, there.

  173. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  174. Regardless of How by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    big a douche bag the guy is, either he's a threat or he's not. There should be no negotiating whether he's a real threat. Anything else is just BS posturing.

    I'm thinking it should worry you that SW has the means to monitor passengers communications, and how they're using that info. Regardless of whether
    how big an AHat their customers are. It does beg the question as to whether were he a model passenger and tweeted the same remarks, would he be in the same predicament? (pun intended)

    We really don't know what "really" happened, and can only surmise. Were I to play that game, I'd expect that either the customer really didn't like the tone in which the policy was delivered, and probably relayed this displeasure. Having two relatives that are flight attendants, I will tell you that the majority of people who cause real issues on a plane start small, and work themselves up to a apoplectic fit of rage which may or may not include violence. SW flight attendants training is to not take their crap, and if they refuse to quietly smolder, get them off the plane.

    As crappy as it is to use a plane to get from A to B these days regardless of the airline, flight attendants see this A LOT, and sadly, are usually quite good at spotting trouble. However, how one diffuses the situation, is key. Apparently, this was done horribly wrong. SW recognized this by offering to issue tickets, etc.

    It certainly smells like neither party handled this correctly, but the lingering issue remains: Is SW monitoring passenger tweets? Was this data intercepted? If so, what other traffic are they monitoring?

     

  175. Bravo! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    You Sir have just encapsulated the entire purpose of the Internet.

  176. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    So can we all agree that it's wrong, dangerous, and ill-advised to criticize anyone by name on the Internet?

    We might be able to agree that there is criticism, and then there is intimidation and harassment, and without having the exact tweet text we don't know which one happened. If you are seeking agreement that a tweet could never be intimidating or harassing, well, that's not going to happen.

    We've got one side of the story. Of course this fellow has no reason to lie about any of the incident, none at all. It's not like it would be good for his own image to leave out important details or anything.

  177. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    and by then the plane could have already left.

    The plane did leave without him. He left on a later flight.

    Oh, and his luggage would be flying off without him.

    Current flight regulations require the removal of any baggage of a passenger who has left a flight or does not show up. If your bags are delayed then they will be carried on a later flight, but that assumes you did not cause the delay and you were on the original flight. This is to prevent someone from getting a bomb onto a plane in a checked bag and then not being a suicide bomber.

    If he was pulled from the flight, so were his bags. He might not get access to them, but they weren't going without him.