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  1. From Merriam Webster Dictionary... on Latest Proposals for C++0x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ox: [definition 1] a domestic bovine mammal

    Just wait until the free standard comes out: C++Gnu

  2. Re:WTF? on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Just consider the implications of the country becoming a laughing stock; because of that fiasco, the U.S. [President] is caught with its [his] pants down partying. Who would not want to plan to take down a giant who has shown a vulnerability?

    No person occupying the position of the President of the United States is perfect, because they all have their flaws as human beings. There has not been a "perfect president" in the past few decades, if ever. I doubt there ever will be any time soon.

    But I'd rather have a president that provides guns to foreign countries so those groups can blow their own heads off, than one that worries if he is going to get his blown.

    And you are quite happy hiding while trying to label people as extremists because you are quite radical in your assumptions about what they post on a public forum.

  3. Re:Star Wars on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    And if we clone a few dozen Imperial Stormtroopers, we can increase that to around 10,000 children at a time.

  4. Re:WTF? on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    I suppose it is of no consolation to point out that new Clinton and Lewinsky Cuban Cigar and Sex Toy Factory Outlet just opened up outside of Havana last month after years of licensing the naming rights...

  5. This just in from Roswell... on More on High-Altitude Balloonists · · Score: 2, Funny

    they climb into their Russian spacesuits, strap themselves into their cockpit chairs, slowly inflate the biggest balloon ever made, and float towards the heavens

    New Mexico (CNN):

    Late this evening, a tumbleweed farmer reported what appeared to be a crashed alien spacecraft, complete with a cockpit populated by a pair of extraterrestrial pilots squawking at each other [about using a cell phone around massive amounts of helium] before the farmer shot them with his shotgun. The silverish spacecraft and pilot bodies were quickly carted off by Area 51 personnel.

  6. Re:Wrong Standard! on Mailing Disks is Faster than Uploading Data · · Score: 1

    multiples of VW bugs

    Maybe it is a unit from the good old German Engineering era?

  7. Re:Regular ringtones repel me on Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    nothing is as annoying as the walkie talkie phones

    Sure there is... being harassed every 15 seconds by a clueless idiot on the other end of another walkie talkie phone.

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  9. Hey Fred, give cubicle #48572 a call... on Sony Recalls 18,000 VAIO Laptops · · Score: 1

    "I don't think their productivity is high enough..." This could happen for large sweat-shop firms, so let's hope CDW does not get ahold of these.

  10. Re:In Soviet Russia on Russians Order Mobile Phone Encryption Removed · · Score: 1

    And the chimp on the other end squawks at you for dialing the wrong number...

  11. Re:Not Antigravity on Those Amazing Antigravity Machines? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bah, who needs devices and vehicles... We just need to focus our Ki energy and soar around like in Dragonball Z... Flying is the next step in human evolution, according to the World Champion, Mr. Satan!

  12. Re:Sooooo.... on Those Amazing Antigravity Machines? · · Score: 1

    Should we setup a lottery based on how far the body will fly? Proceeds go to paying the electric bill.

  13. Sure, I use .NET on vacation... on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to get the .FISH out of the water...