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Sony Recalls 18,000 VAIO Laptops

STFS writes "Reuters has a story about Sony having to recall 18 thousand VAIO laptops because apparently there is some risk of users receiving a small electric shock "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"!" I can't begin to count the number of times that happens ;)

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  1. Wow! by Arthaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG! Thank goodness you stopped me in the nick of time!! I was _just_ about to do that!!

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    1. Re:Wow! by dspeyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I the only one who really wants to go out and get a VAIO just so that I can set this up? I'm sure I can find someone to call me!

    2. Re:Wow! by penguinblotter · · Score: 5, Funny

      "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"

      ... off the building, over the bridge, through the park, nothing but net.

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    3. Re:Wow! by cshark · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's; BZzZzzt; not; BZzZzzt; funny!

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    4. Re:Wow! by Hypharse · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm sure I can find someone to call me!

      That's the part that renders slashdot readers immune. They should just send the 18,000 defective laptops our way.

    5. Re:Wow! by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings

      Seriously though, I am glad to see that they are providing the conditions under which the problem has been seen. I would probably have less confidence in a Sony product if it were recalled and I had no idea why they had me send it back. At least this way, I can say "not terribly likely to happen to me, kind of a small thing, so I can still finish this project for work before I do."

      Imagine if they had just said "product recalled due to possible electric shock during use" ...

      -jh

    6. Re:Wow! by nolife · · Score: 3, Funny

      I found an easier way, just type xyzzy and upon pressing "enter" you will get shocked.

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    7. Re:Wow! by Qacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...You could get your mom to call you but you would need a 2nd phone line in the basement :)

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    8. Re:Wow! by Merk · · Score: 1

      Actually, for something more shocking, type su -c "rm -rf /". It prompts you for a password to ensure you want to be shocked, but it'll work on any Linux box that uses electrical power. Sorry Windows users, your system isn't as l33t.

      (P.S. If you are dumb enough to run arbitrary commands posted on the internet without first checking to see what they actually do, please don't complain when they don't do precisely what you expect.)

    9. Re:Wow! by pjrc · · Score: 4, Informative
      Of course Sony's going to downplay the seriousness of the problem with a lengthy description that makes it sound like the problem is so rare all the stars have to line up just right for it to occur. But they're recalling for a reason!

      The key part is that you can get a shock when the phone rings. Very bad. That means the user is exposed to a low impedance connection to the phone line, which is illegal (FCC part 68). Sure, to feel the shock you need to have a return path to earth ground... and the circumstances spelled out make it seem highly improbably.

      But consider that those 2 wires from the phone line are supposed to be galvanically isolated, via a transformer, optocoupler, high-voltage low-value capacitors, or some other safe barrier. Consumers are never supposed to be exposed to those bare telephone wires, which run on telephone poles with high voltage power lines overhead.

      Sure, the 50 to 100 volt ring signal can give you a bit of a shock. But the real danger is that those telephone lines are not safe if there is a failure like a tree falls onto the lines or they're hit by lightning. That's why all telephones are required by the FCC to isolate those wires from the user.

      The FCC also has strict requirements that all telephone equipment fail as an open circuit (equivilant to not taking the phone off the hook), even if the lines are hit with extreemly high voltage such as 12,000 volt power lines coming into contact with the phone line momentarily.

    10. Re:Wow! by JJahn · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I've shocked myself once or twice while wiring my house for telephone. But then again I took some older phone equipment home from work and wired it the fun way.

    11. Re:Wow! by pjrc · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I should have mentioned that the reason for the FCC's open-circuit failure requirement is because in the event that a high voltage power line or lightning strike hits the phone line, hundreds or even thousands of telephones will be destroyed. When the carrier attempts to restore service, if a significant portion of those damaged phones are conducting (equivilant to you answering the phone and leaving off the hook), they will tie up all the available circuits and service can't be restrored to that area without physically removing all those damaged phones.

      The key point is that those tiny, seemingly harmless little telephone wires actually run out of your building and (often times) directly into large bundles strung on telephone polls underneath high voltage power lines. It is not safe to allow consumers to come into contact with those wires. It is also not legal, which is why Sony is recalling.

    12. Re:Wow! by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      I can see all us slashdotters with Vaios trying this right now....

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    13. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't I read somewhere that Sony registered "Shock and Awe" as a trademark?

      Connection?

      Or to put it in /. terms:
      1. Register "Shock and Awe" as trademark.
      2. Manufacture/distribute laptop that shocks users.
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!

    14. Re:Wow! by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      If there was only and "Ouch..." moderation option...

    15. Re:Wow! by merovingian · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who really wants to go crack Sony's warranty registration database and get the phone numbers of VAIO owners, and call them? I'm bound to get a few hits.

    16. Re:Wow! by pyrote · · Score: 1

      no no... That's; *RIIING*BZzZzzt; not; *RIIING*BZzZzzt; funny!

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    17. Re:Wow! by pyrote · · Score: 1

      I can see all us slashdotters with Vaios trying this right now....

      I can see all us slashdotters trying to get it to work with VOIP and a cablemodem. and then writing a patch to instantly commit this set of requirements as a joke when a linux user types 'kill user'

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    18. Re:Wow! by knitterb · · Score: 1

      Just call Sony tech support and ask them to call you back! :-)

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  2. At Least Once by Aadain2001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I must have happened at least once, or they never would have done the recall. Basic formula, if the cost of a recall is less than the legal bills, they do a recall. Guess someone got zapped pretty good to scare them into a recall.

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    1. Re:At Least Once by jmays · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the article... "There had been no injuries, McEvoy said, and fewer than 10 complaints had been received."

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    2. Re:At Least Once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Basic formula, if the cost of a recall is less than the legal bills, they do a recall.

      you are speaking of "expected values" but that is a classic fallacy. you need to consider "risk", which is also costly. while expected values incorporate the probability of being caught, risk incorporates the standard deviation/variance of outcomes.

      the adverse publicity and punitive damages to a company having considered a recall but rejecting it for cost reasons are huge risks. the cost of that risk weighs heavily in favor of a recall.

    3. Re:At Least Once by rmarll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least.

      Being plugged in and your phone line connected isn't uncommon at all.

      All you really have to do is leave one hand on your 'puter and muck with your scanner or whatever with the other.

      Phone rings... B'zap.

    4. Re:At Least Once by Trolling+for+Profit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep in mind that not everybody returns their item during a recall. The risk of Sony having to replace all VAIOs is zero.

    5. Re:At Least Once by Leffe · · Score: 1

      I bet the laptops are safer than grid bugs at least ;)

    6. Re:At Least Once by fehlschlag · · Score: 3, Funny

      I must have happened at least once, or they never would have done the recall.

      Aha! It was YOUR fault, as your very existence proves that you have happened at least once!

      ;P

    7. Re:At Least Once by switcha · · Score: 1
      RTA.

      There had been no injuries, McEvoy said, and fewer than 10 complaints had been received.

      Still good point on the whole beancounter angle. Recalls are usually less a public safety decision than an accounting one.

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    8. Re:At Least Once by Mikey-San · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what they say:

      Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply it by the probably rate of failure, B, then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X.

      If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

      (The scene was referenced in an earlier comment, but no one bothered quoting that line, unless I missed it somewhere. :-))

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    9. Re:At Least Once by ParticleMan911 · · Score: 1

      Hey, you just stole that formula from Fight Club!

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    10. Re:At Least Once by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Plus there are only 3 thousand total that are affected.

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    11. Re:At Least Once by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope no one was "charged" for the support call.

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    12. Re:At Least Once by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

      I've actually been shocked by my PCGR-370 VAIO laptop. Can't say it was all that painful. It did catch me off guard, followed by "What the hell was that?!"

      Not as bad as getting shocked when holding a phone cord with your teeth... Yeah I did it... Now I just smell popcorn everywhere I go.

      If the shock is similar to what I got off the laptop though... and as infrequent... Whoever would get a multi-million or either multi-thousand dollar settlement should be required to wear a football helmet for life... pansies

    13. Re:At Least Once by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you think of the percentage of people who actually speak up if something bad actually happens to them then that is a serious number.

      This even does not take into acount the number of people this happened to and who did not guess that the laptop was the crulpit.

      Of course, if the shock is big enough it will be hard to speak up too, but I hope someone else will then do this for them :)

      V293LCB5b3UgaGF2ZSBkZWNyeXB0ZWQgbXkgc2lnLgo=

    14. Re:At Least Once by vpetersen · · Score: 1

      I must have happened at least once, or they never would have done the recall. Basic formula, if the cost of a recall is less than the legal bills, they do a recall. Guess someone got zapped pretty good to scare them into a recall.

      Doesn't necessarily have to happen for a recall to take place. There have been many recalls in auto industry where something may potentially happen with no precedent and a recall comes out for thousands of cars. A parking brake recall on Ford Mustangs a couple of years ago comes to mind. No cars rolled down a slope but there was a slight chance that one in a million might one day, IIRC.

      Granted, consequences of an auto accident are more severe and generally involve a greater number of victims/injuries than a computer/electroshock accident. But no industry like lawsuits, frivolous or not, because they don't do much good to their reputation.

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    15. Re:At Least Once by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I dunno... With all the recent class-action lawsuits against PC perihperal and laptop makers for items more frivolous than this, I'd be recalling as fast as possible if I were Sony!

      Look how many millions Toshiba was soaked for, just because of the theoretical problem where, under very high CPU load, the laptop might not correctly write a byte of data to a floppy disk. (Even if this happened, say, once a month, to users regularly saving files to floppies - I suspect few would ever really care, or pin the problem down to being a flaw in a controller chip on the laptop. I get plenty of bad sectors on floppies with perfectly working drives....)

    16. Re:At Least Once by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 1

      Mine zapped me pretty good last night in the tub..:)

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  3. scary by Boromir+son+of+Faram · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is why I don't buy Sony products. My Dell laptop has never electrocuted me.

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    1. Re:scary by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah I guess you only have to worry about it catching on fire.

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    2. Re:scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Before now, what prompted you to think "I better not buy a sony laptop, because I might get an electric shock?"

    3. Re:scary by cristofer8 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, but don't forget about the guy who had to go to the hospital after his dell laptop burned his crotch.

    4. Re:scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Dell laptops are fashioned out of ugly, cheesy plastic. Great machines; hideous exteriors.

    5. Re:scary by fehlschlag · · Score: 1

      With all the years of cell phone radiation around the hip area, monitors beaming through the desk, and microwaves located on convenient waist-high counters, many won't have to worry about something like that anymore.

    6. Re:scary by dspeyer · · Score: 0, Troll

      What, is it Athlon based?

    7. Re:scary by MasterRa · · Score: 1

      I've been zapped twice by my cable modem. It seems that if i plug in the power cable (while it's already plugged into the wall, i pull it out to reset it cuz it has no power switch), while touching the coax cable, and touching the metal on the bottom of the modem, it gets me. And it feels like strait 110 too...

    8. Re:scary by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      Dell had to recall mondo batteries due to fire risk. It happens to any maker, at least once, sometime.

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    9. Re:scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your modem (and TV's, cable boxes, etc) wouldn't happen to get fried by lightning occasionally (but more often than you would expect), would they?

    10. Re:scary by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      yea i was zapped by my cablemodem too. it happened when i pulled out the power cable and bit down into the power connector, then licked the exposed metal. how very amazing!

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    11. Re:scary by MasterRa · · Score: 0

      My cable modem has been hit by lightning once. Nothing else was damaged (except for my network card that it was plugged into). Although that was a different brand modem.

    12. Re:scary by MasterRa · · Score: 0

      Hey.. i was serious. It wasn't a lethal voltage, obviously, but it was quite enough to feel it. It's happend twice, though i havn't put a lot of thought into it.. maybe i should check it out sometime, lol, althought i don't have plans to sue anyone ;)

  4. ZZZZT! by Tsali · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me comment... There's the phone.... ARRRRRGHGHGHG!

    (no carrier)

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  5. How does your phone ring by mikeophile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    when the line is disabled?

    1. Re:How does your phone ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disabled doesn't mean unplugged

    2. Re:How does your phone ring by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      If your phone (the one you talk on) rings while I guess your laptop is plugged in to the wall, phone jack, and you're connected to a grounded prephrial (don't ask me what would qualify), you could get a hair-raising experience (positively shocking!)

      At least that's the way I understand it... the whole matter sounds awful confusing.

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    3. Re:How does your phone ring by Alric · · Score: 5, Informative

      Umm. I think they mean that the user disabled the phone line functionality in the Vaio, meaning the computer doesn't respond when someone calls that phone line.

      Here's how I interpeted it. Your laptop environment meets the previously outlined criteria. Someone calls your phone, which can be thought of as a small electrical current being sent to your phone. Because the the phone line is disabled on the Vaio and Sony didn't design the system correctly, the electrical current from the phone travels into the laptop hardware, the metal frame I guess. The computer is grounded, and you are touching some metal part of the laptop (read conductor). Therefore, the electrical current is passed into you, resulting into a minor shock.

      I am certainly not an EE, but that makes sense to me.

    4. Re:How does your phone ring by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      The signal that causes the phone to ring is ~90VAC. With older phones - the big Bakelite ones you got from The Phone Company(TM) - it was possible to hook the tip and ring lines up to 110VAC and make the phone ring. I did this several times when doing sound for a theater production. Another amusing thing is to hook them up through a dimmer switch. As you turn up the dimmer, you can make the speed of the ringing vary. It's worth noting this only works for phones that have actual bells in them.

      But, I digress. Anyway, the ring signal is ~90VAC, so I'd imagine that if the power cord for the laptop somehow got shorted to the phone jack, that would cause the phone to ring.

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    5. Re:How does your phone ring by Smallpond · · Score: 1


      From the article:

      " Sony shocked investors in April ... "

      Actually, phone ringer voltage can hit 70V. Plenty to give you a shock. Normally this would not go into the telephone ringer, but when thats disabled, there is probably a much smaller voltage leaking through the filter components (required to meet FCC lemissions limits). Thats what is getting to the case and giving you a shock.

    6. Re:How does your phone ring by malfunct · · Score: 1
      Yeah the "disable phone line" probably just sends the ring voltage to ground, of course ground includes the entire frame of the computer (because thats easy). If you happen to complete the connection between the frame and a ground the energy will travel through you instead of down the power cord or into the battery.

      Now that I understand it, I think its not such an uncommon occurance to have ring detection disabled (which is what I think they mean by "phone line disabled") and have the computer plugged into the wall. Then its just a matter of time before you connect yourself between the frame and ground.

      My curiousity is up now because why wouldn't you get zapped for the same reason if you are running on battery power? Maybe the battery is better at soaking the extra current, or maybe the resistance on the connection to ground in the AC power supply is not good.

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    7. Re:How does your phone ring by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      With Vaio laptops line disables you.

    8. Re:How does your phone ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually makes more sense that the spokesperson got it backwards. If the laptop is plugged in, the case is grounded and you wouldn't get shocked. If it isn't plugged in, it grounds through you and you do get shocked.

      With desktops it is quite normal to ground everything to the case. Then you also ground case to the ground from the wall and everything is good. If you apply the same principals to laptops, this happens.

    9. Re:How does your phone ring by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't you ever make your little brother touch the microphone terminals with his tongue on the old timey phones? Oh wait, my older brother made ME do that.

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    10. Re:How does your phone ring by Homology · · Score: 2, Informative
      The computer is grounded, and you are touching some metal part of the laptop (read conductor). Therefore, the electrical current is passed into you, resulting into a minor shock.

      Erhm, the whole point that the PC is grounded is that the PC is grounded and not you.

      There is a difference beeing grounded by your parents and a PC that is grounded. I am certainly not an EE, but that makes sense to me. In Norway we learn "grounding" (in both of the above meaning of the word) in elementary school.

    11. Re:How does your phone ring by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

      In terms of being shocked, current is far worse than voltage, and phone lines are low-current.

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    12. Re:How does your phone ring by Jhan · · Score: 1

      So, why do you connect the Vaio to the phone line if you have disabled phone capabilities?

      I guess phone functionality is disabled by default and these 10+ accidents occured when people where trying to enable it, and someone rang while they were in the process.

      The ring current can give you a mean shock. I'm speaking from experience, I (tried to) fix a busted phone connector once with the other end in the wall when my sister called me... ZZZAP!

      It was an above-unpleasant - though utterly unlifethreatening - experience. How much should I have sued my sister (or perhaps the phone company) for? $1,000,000? "*Sob* *sob* I felt PAIN!! I'll never be the *sob* same man *sob* *sob* I was *sob*."

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    13. Re:How does your phone ring by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the shock from a phone line still hurts like hell.

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    14. Re:How does your phone ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The level of incoherance in this post is suprising.

    15. Re:How does your phone ring by evenmoreconfused · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      Firstly, phone signals (i.e. conversation / modem signals) are indeed low current, but ring signals are much higher. It's a "current-loop", which essentially means that the source keeps raising the voltage (up to maximum) until a certain amount of current flows.

      Secondly, people can be electrocuted by relatively low currents. Usually, when you touch an electrical source, the voltage (and thus the current) across your heart is very low. This because the (low-impedance) heart is part of a classic series voltage-divider circuit that twice includes (high-impedance) skin (entry and exit). This skin-heart-skin "load" of the circuit means that only a very small proportion of the total voltage is applied across the heart.

      My college Electrotech 101 instructor was on an industry board that investigated industrial electrocutions. He told us that electrocutions from 12 volts or less were fairly common on operating room tables because the patients had needles piercing their high-resistance skin, allowing 12v right across the heart. Fortunately, it rarely was fatal as they have all the equipment to restart the heart right at hand!

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    16. Re:How does your phone ring by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Informative

      what a bunch of damn panzies, ive been electrocuted numerous times while working on a nid b/c someone called at that moment and it aint NOTHIN compared to that time i got zapped by a.. i think... actually i cant really remember... what were we talking about again?

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    17. Re:How does your phone ring by Spunk · · Score: 1

      That sounds suspiciously like something Agent Smith would say.

    18. Re:How does your phone ring by nomel · · Score: 1

      Just to throw in a little fact here...ring voltages are around 90v AC.

      Maybe there are two seperate pieces of metal that you can touch to get shocked. You might have to be grounded with the perephrial, and be touching the computers case. This would make sense.

    19. Re:How does your phone ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lot of AC's

    20. Re:How does your phone ring by malfunct · · Score: 1

      I think what they mean is that you disable ring detection. Most people have no reason to have the modem in the laptop "answer" the phone when it rings, they only use it to dial out.

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    21. Re:How does your phone ring by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The notebook is never grounded as if you notice your standard ac adapter only has two prongs.

      Most peripherals are not grounded either. So about the only thing that will be connected that is grounded is a monitor. (Some laser printers might be grounded but most deskjets won't be).

      Apparently when a grounded peripheral is connected some of the ambient charge in the notebook is drawn off and sets up an imbalance when the phone rings. Look at the notebook on Sonystyle, most of it is plastic. Most of the metal is probably the ports in the back. The scenario described is pretty unlikely.

      The flaming batteries that other notebook manufactures had problems with last year was more serious.

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  6. Where to receive more information... by carl67lp · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the US:
    Sony Returns and Replacements
    100 Sony Drive
    Sony Hills, CA 99888
    Attn: Rube Goldberg

    1. Re:Where to receive more information... by Genom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mods please note: The proper moderation for the above post is "Funny", not "Informative". Pay special attention to the address (which is obviously fake), and the Attn: line.

    2. Re:Where to receive more information... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a terrible joke. It's takes too much research to understand. How many people know of Rube Goldberg? Mod the parent TOO GEEKY FOR MOST GEEKS.

    3. Re:Where to receive more information... by FroMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Geesh, even better would be to put your own address in there. Imagine that, a couple free laptops for the folks not double checking the address. :-)

      Granted, you'd probably want to move next week lest you have pissed off geeks messing with your house.

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    4. Re:Where to receive more information... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Geesh, even better would be to put your own address in there. Imagine that, a couple free laptops for the folks not double checking the address.

      Granted, you'd probably want to move next week lest you have pissed off geeks messing with your house.

      Nothing like a little mail fraud to get the FBI on your ass...

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    5. Re:Where to receive more information... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      After you hook all those babies up to a giant linux beowolf cluster....**RING**
      "Hmm... the phone"
      **ZAP!!!!**

    6. Re:Where to receive more information... by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, scared to death, I am.

      What are these geeks going to do? beat me with their palm pens? throw UNIX manuals at me?

      on the other hand, they might just pretend they know me. that would make me move in a minute :)

    7. Re:Where to receive more information... by FroMan · · Score: 1

      You've never found the exploding mac page have you?

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    8. Re:Where to receive more information... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mods please note: The proper moderation for the above post is "Funny", not "Informative". Pay special attention to the address (which is obviously fake), and the Attn: line.

      M2ed accordingly; it has 1 informative, 1 troll and 2 funny, and the "informative" just collected an "unfair".

  7. If only they could get by Mistlefoot · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they could get all computers to do this when the user does something "stupid".

    1. Re:If only they could get by I+Like+Swords!!! · · Score: 1

      And here I thought that's what the Blue Screen of Death was for... you know, for running Winbloze.

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    2. Re:If only they could get by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1, Funny
      If only they could get all computers to do this when the user does something "stupid".

      I think that electrically shocking users just because they log into Windows XP is a bit harsh, no?

  8. In other news... by deuist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sony has had to recall 18,000 of its CD's. It seems that listeners are shocked to find out that they paid $20 for an albumn with one good song, 50 minutes of filler, and a media which cannot play in a computer's CDrom drive.

    1. Re:In other news... by Prince_Ali · · Score: 1

      Where are you people paying $20 for a CD? I got the new Metallica album for $12, and you can get anything for no more than $16.

    2. Re:In other news... by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm confused....do I laugh at the idiot paying $20 for a CD, or the moron who still buys Metallicrap for $12.
      I wouldn't even download that for free! Bite me Lars!

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    3. Re:In other news... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Popular CDs are cheap. I don't think you can get "anything" for less than $16.

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    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the new Metallica album for $12

      I think you paid $12 too much.

    5. Re:In other news... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Where are you people paying $20 for a CD?
      from the rasta guy with the incense stand. you mean he's been ripping me off?

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    6. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the eyes of the RIAA, my Rush Vapor Trails album is worth more.

    7. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it make you angry that Metallica is still a commercially successful band?

    8. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No that's $20 for a g

      and even then, unless it's white rhino, he's ripping you off.

    9. Re:In other news... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      No, it just makes me angry that along with the commercial success, they started making really shitty music. The new one's better, it's heavy and fast (Unlike those 'loads' of shit) but there's no feeling to it, nothing like the solo's in Pastor of Muppets or Sanitarium, none of the "fuck it all and fucking no regrets" like Kill 'Em All.

      Once, Metallica was the BEST band ever, but they lost it somewhere along with their hair.

  9. Funny story by bic2k · · Score: 1

    So I was using my iBook the other day... and I pluged in my linksys wap11 through usb. Something was up, cuz I got a decent shock while pluging the cable in. Perhaps Berklin should recall their usb cables :)

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  10. Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    A while back, over in Great Britain, a woman complained to the telephone company about her phone. It would sometimes not ring when someone called. The strange part, she said, was that when it *did* ring, the ring was invariably preceded by her dog barking. So she was convinced she had a broken telephone and a psychic dog. Now, in Britain, the ring signal is a high-voltage low-ampere current sent from the local office to the phone. The wire which carries this signal is run from the pole to a large metal spike in the yard, which grounds the circuit. In order to isolate the problem, the phone company sent a repairman out to climb the pole and manually send the signal down the wire. Sure enough, when he did this, nothing happened the first time. The second time, the dog barked just before the phone rang. Investigation revealed that the dog was chained (with an iron chain) to the spike that grounded the circuit. So this is what was happening: the ground was dry, preventing the ring signal from grounding itself easily through the spike, so the current ran down the chain to the dog, paralyzing him. When the current released the dog, he yelped and urinated, which wet the ground, so that the second ring signal made it through and the phone rang. (yes i copied this off the web somewhere.)

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    1. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Surak · · Score: 1

      This sounds an awful lot like an urban legend to me. Can anyone confirm?

    2. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by spotlight2k3 · · Score: 1

      this should be a whole story in itself

      mod parent up

    3. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by SamBeckett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, I can confirm. You see, I was, in fact, said dog. My balls are still tingling.

    4. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sometimes, after I hang up my phone, it rings again. I pick it up, and am in the middle of a conversation between two people. I've tried to see if they can hear me (they cannot). It's as if I'm dead.

      Or maybe it is them who are dead.

      It's very eerie.

    5. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Erasei · · Score: 5, Funny

      That brings a whole new meaning to phrase "Voice over I Pee".

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    6. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      Well... if we're all donating our anecdotes about phones ringing.

      One of the phones in our office at work is set to ring for the external line 10 rings after it starts ringing in the main office... thing is, it usually takes 11 rings for the main office to get it, so we're always getting a single ring, and no one being there.

      Anecdote of the centuary people... please mod up as -1: I don't care about your phone.

    7. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by dhamsaic · · Score: 5, Informative

      As if the story were not unlikely enough...

      It's my understanding that electricity doesn't work that way. Electricity needs to find ground; it will not shock you if it cannot. You can touch live wires so long as you are, say, wearing rubber boots and not in any way touching the ground. Standing barefoot on a damp basement floor, however...

      So if the electricity is going down the chain to the dog (which it likely would not, since that's not the path of least resistance to the ground), the dog could only get shocked if the path was open. While urine would perhaps make this path more conducive (I can't honestly say I've stood in pee and shocked myself), it's higly unlikely any urination would be forced in the first place. Ergo, a path of lesser resistance would probably not be created.

      So, in other words, it's humorous to those that know no better, but it sounds impossible to me.

      (I am not an electrician, so someone here is perhaps more qualified to comment/correct me on this.)

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    8. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by ramzak2k · · Score: 1

      hahahahahahahahaha, fell out oh my chai laughing. good one.

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    9. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      So if the electricity is going down the chain to the dog (which it likely would not, since that's not the path of least resistance to the ground), the dog could only get shocked if the path was open.

      I don't know for a fact the story is true, but it seems feasible. Assuming the earth around the grounding rod is very dry, or the rod is not driven deep enough, the dog's chain could act like a wire, transmitting the current to the dog. If the resistance between the wire and ground was less in the chain/dog than the grounding rod, the dog could be shocked.

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    10. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by swb · · Score: 1

      We used to frequently have this kind of "crossed wires" occurance at my parents house. Sometimes we could converse with the people on the other end, sometimes we could just hear them, sometimes we could only hear one party.

      When I moved back home (to the parents' basement, no less) during college, I called the phone company to get the service on the second line reconnected. I reconnected the phone immediately to the jack and picked it up, surprised to find that I had a dialtone already. As it turns out, the pairs carrying the old second line to the neighborhood had been re-used for a second line elsewhere in the neighborhood and the tech that did it just neglected to disconnect our drop from those pairs.

      I've never gotten a good explanation for the crossed-wires syndrome, though. This happened to us at least as late as the mid-1980s. I would have presumed that metropolitan switching in Minneapolis would have been all-electronic at that point in time. I can only imagine water spilling into junction points or something.

    11. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Polyphemis · · Score: 1

      What a terrible leap to be in, Sam! Bet you took some shit from Al for that one. :)

    12. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by aonifer · · Score: 1

      While urine would perhaps make this path more conducive (I can't honestly say I've stood in pee and shocked myself), it's higly unlikely any urination would be forced in the first place.

      And, in fact, the dog is supposedly shocked before it pees. If a highly conductive metal spike driven into the dry ground isn't providing a good ground, then a dog standing on the same dry ground is an even worse ground, IME.

      Let's not even get into the fact that the metal chain is probably touching the ground, as well.

    13. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can confirm..
      When i was a kid, I pissed on my neighbors barking dog that also happened to be chained up.
      Shortly after that, my parents phone rang. Sounds the same to me.

    14. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Gee, best I can do is a real classic wrong number: a couple of months ago the emergency phone in the elevator rang - one short ring and then some lady going hello.. hello...

      I "answered" by opening the cover, leaning down to the speaker grille and saying "Yes ?". She said "Is this XYZ Inc. ?"

      The best way to tell you have a wrong number is when the other party starts laughing when you ask for someone. I'm not 100% sure she believed me, but it's not like I care.

      I may have to start using that excuse on telemarketers. Put 'em on speaker and say they've just called an elevator.

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    15. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      Fer even more far out engineering

      http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_ id=501
      A car that won't start if you buy vanilla ice cream

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    16. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was, in fact, said dog

      And because this is the Internet, no one knows that.

  11. Small, yes, but not pleasant... by grimani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody's died from the electric shock when the phone rings.

    But it sure isn't pleasant.

    I got hit with it last time I was mucking around with the wiring in my house. I called myself with the cell to see if it worked.

    You know you're stupid when you zap yourself like that...

    1. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually while a ring usually just has enough power to be very unpleasant in some cases it can be close to the power of a wall outlet (!)

    2. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by squarooticus · · Score: 1

      A phone ring has very low current so it is unlikely to kill you, but the voltage is reasonably high (90 V) and the wave is 20Hz. My father worked at the telco for 30 years, and he said that was the really painful part: the 20Hz cycle produced a very unpleasant feeling.

      Kyle

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    3. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by JordanH · · Score: 1

      I'm not clear to me whether this is a shock from the Ring current or from the Wall Socket. Note that the laptop has to be plugged into the wall for this to happen. It may be that the ringing closes a circuit that allows the main current to be connected to metal parts of the case.

    4. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that, except for some unkown reason, I was holding the wires in my teeth. I'd have to say it was unpleasant squared.

    5. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      That's why its best not to strip phone wires with your teeth

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    6. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by jerkychew · · Score: 1

      When I was a young lad, I was re-wiring one of the phone jacks in my house. I didn't have any tools on me, and needed to strip the wires, so I used my teeth. Wouldn't you know it, just as I was stripping the wires, the damn phone rang.

      Now, I don't know how painful it would be to get shocked by one of these VAIOs, but if it's anything like direct current to your mouth, I don't recommend trying it. Ouch.

    7. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by cvd6262 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Homer trying to connect his own phone because the phone comapny cut off their service because of an unpaid bill of a call to Breazil (made by Lisa).

      Homer: Let's try.. the red one!
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Ok. Let's try.. the blue one!
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Ooooh. The green one?
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Nope. Let's try.. the red one!
      SHOCK!

      Cut to Homer, on family couch, clothes ripped and burnt.
      Lisa: We found you smouldering in the bushes.

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    8. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by ic3p1ck · · Score: 1

      You must remember that not everyone is in good health.

      I'm sure there are some Vaio users out there with weak hearts, pace makers etc that could probably be injured by a low voltage shock - hence the recall.

  12. Re:Not the first time.... by BIGstan · · Score: 1

    err...

    I meant sony, not sont....

    should'a known better than to try to type fast when the boss is looking away.

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  13. Fight Club by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Business woman: Are there alot of these kind of accidents ?
    Jack: You wouldn't believe.
    Business Woman: What laptop company do you work for ?
    Jack: A major one.

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    1. Re:Fight Club by inkedmn · · Score: 1

      dude, somebody mod that post up... /me almost fell from his chair

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    2. Re:Fight Club by gantrep · · Score: 0, Informative

      Ed Norton's character is not Jack.

      Neither in the book nor in the movie is it made clear what his name actually is. His legal name may be Tyler, or it may not be. He also calls himself Rupert and Cornelius at the groups. Marls knows him as Tyler Durden, and Bob knew him as Cornelius. His actual name is never revealed.

      So what about Jack? He never calls himself Jack. Jack is just a kind of joke thing. Norton's character was reading the magazine series with organs speaking in the first person "I am Jack's colon", "I am Jack's medula oblongata." and is greatly amused by these articles, and later when confronting his boss, he says "I am Jack's smirking revenge." He's just alluding to the amusing magazine articles, not saying that he IS Jack.

    3. Re:Fight Club by MasterRa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am Jack's Overwritten Stack Pointer

    4. Re:Fight Club by dakryx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In the script for fight flub Edward Norton is referred to as Jack

    5. Re:Fight Club by Hard_Code · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      For the very reason that his name is unknown, he is referred to as "Jack".

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    6. Re:Fight Club by MacGod · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ed Norton's character is not Jack.

      I am Jack's total lack of giving a crap.

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    7. Re:Fight Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that reminded me of "you had me at hello." See how Hollywood has us brainwashed. Now I feel like watching both Fight Club and Jerry Maguire.

    8. Re:Fight Club by seven5 · · Score: 1

      phew.. glad that was cleared up.... The arrogance on slashdot keeps going, and going, and going......

    9. Re:Fight Club by gantrep · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not in the book. And was this an official script you saw?

    10. Re:Fight Club by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      yeah, in the script he is referred to as Jack. But remember this movie also has Brad "My face cream costs more than your yearly salary" Pit as Tyler Durden, which has to be the most Ironic and Hypocritical casting choice... Ever.

      But hey it Hollywood you actually expect them to get stuff right?

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    11. Re:Fight Club by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      If you listen to the commentaries on the good DVD set, you'll find out two things:

      1. Confirmation that the narrator is referred to as "Jack" in the scripts because they had to call him something, and "narrator" didn't work well;

      2. And Brad Pitt was /perfect/ for the role of Tyler. He has a definite Tyler streak in him.

      Two cents. :-)

      Oh, one more thing . . . In the book, the name "Jack" isn't to be found. Rather, the original Reader's Digest article referenced in the book used the name "Joe".

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    12. Re:Fight Club by cruppel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone mod this guy back down.

      In the book and the movie, there is no indication of Norton's character's name, but in common discussion (scripts, this thread, IMDb.com credits, interviews, DVD commentary by Fincher himself), he IS in fact referred to as Jack, otherwise we'd be talking about Tyler, Marla and the Narrating Character played by Ed Norton In Fight Club. Narrator sounds too dry. Nevertheless, his character is referred to numerous times up and down the DVD commentary by Palahniuk, Uhls, and Fincher, not to mention the cast.

      Marls knows him as Tyler Durden

      She knows Jack as Tyler, but she also knows he makes up names, as indicated when she points out the "Rupert" nametag.

      If you're going to be pedantic, at least be right. :)

    13. Re:Fight Club by verch · · Score: 2, Funny

      How many times do I have to tell you people...

      You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB!!!

      (btw, if you like fight club read Survivor)

    14. Re:Fight Club by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Or any Chuck Palahniuk book, period. Choke was fucking great, and Invisible Monsters is awesome if you want a complete brainfuck. How one man manages to write such twisted books, I'll never know. :)

    15. Re:Fight Club by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      His legal name may be Tyler, or it may not be.

      No, Jack is Tyler. Everyone who calls him a name, save for Bob & the other pain-addicts, calls him "Tyler."

      Want proof? The plane tickets, issued to him by his place of employment, where he's worked since before he went nuts.

    16. Re:Fight Club by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      Imho, anyone who would've been "perfect" for the role of Tyler Durden never would've gotten within 1,000 miles of Hollywood, except to burn it.

    17. Re:Fight Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pitt was an excellent choice because he's got that arrogant tint about him all the time. Think Se7en: Young detective, thinks he's reading this serial killer like a book, then WHAM, his whole life ruined in the blink of an eye. Brad Pitt plays these parts and plays them well, and I seriously think Fight Club wouldn't have been half the movie it was without him... and to avoid flamage, I thought they pulled together an absolutely kick-ass cast for FC, not just Brad.

    18. Re:Fight Club by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

      Lullaby, on the other hand, was pretty good but not (IMHO) up to the standard of the others. Good concept but the ending and (lack of) resolution all felt a bit hacked together . . .

      P

  14. sales people by monkeybrainsoup · · Score: 0

    Many of the sales people @ my company uses them. This would provide me with hours of entertainment provided no one dies. Or smells like burning flesh in the office.

  15. but wait... by el_salvador · · Score: 2, Funny

    imagine a beowulf cluster of those!!!

    1. Re:but wait... by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      imagine a beowulf cluster of those!!!

      Wouldn't it act a bit like a tesla coil?

      Tk

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  16. And yet... by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
    I can't begin to count the number of times that happens...

    And yet, they've received "fewer than 10 complaints", not zero, so someone must be doing it, especially since only a minority of affected users probably complain. I wonder what "disabled your phone line" means.

    1. Re:And yet... by LoneStarGeek · · Score: 1

      Scary to think someone would have that many things in coincidence with the complaint. I say a mild shock is OK that will keep you alert for all those BSOD that are sure to occur running Windows XP.

    2. Re:And yet... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Zero *is* fewer than ten.

  17. I am really curious.. by Kiriwas · · Score: 1

    ...as to how the heck they found this out? I mean it doesn't seem like something that happens all the time.

  18. I know how to fix that. by tevenson · · Score: 1

    This is why you should make your laptops out of plastic like Dell. They're just trying to keep consumers safe!

  19. Recall by SuDZ · · Score: 1

    Where there really enough instances of this happening to have to order a recall? And in all these happening this is what caused it? It jsut seems so randumb to me.

    SuDZ

  20. Why is this a product defect? by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can get the same effect without a computer. Just hold the end of a phone line with one hand and anything metal and gounded with the other and have somebdy call you. If anything this is a defect with the phone system, not the freaking computer!

    This is because the phone company sends a 60-volt (if I remember correctly) pulse down the line to cause a ring...a leftover from the days when it they had to send enough energy to drive the electomechanical bell.

    1. Re:Why is this a product defect? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you were holding a telephone and got shocked when it rung, would you sa "oh, that's normal"?

    2. Re:Why is this a product defect? by mrjohnson · · Score: 1

      ...a leftover from the days when it they had to send enough energy to drive the electomechanical bell.

      Oi, I still have one of those. :-)

    3. Re:Why is this a product defect? by mlyle · · Score: 1

      It's 48V (Telephone battery voltage) * 2, or nominally 96V.

    4. Re:Why is this a product defect? by neo8750 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the problem lies with the laptop telephone setup. seeing how if i hold a phone in my lap and ground myself i won't get shocked. the laptop on the other hand allows for that current to leave the device and shock the user. This is a problem and Sony is takeing the right steps to correct it.

    5. Re:Why is this a product defect? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Actually, american phones use 24volts (if I remember correctly.)

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    6. Re:Why is this a product defect? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      It's more like 90.

    7. Re:Why is this a product defect? by EvanED · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ring is ~96 VAC (though this varies a bit), a free line is about 48 VDC, and an in-use line is about 50 VDC. See http://www.ee.washington.edu/circuit_archive/circu its/F_ASCII_Schem_Tel.html and http://www.epanorama.net/documents/surge/telesurge .html

    8. Re:Why is this a product defect? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      If you turn off the ringer on your phone and hold the receiver, and somebody calls you, it doesn't give you a shock. If you do they same thing with a Vaio, it does.

      The issue is not that your phone line can give you a shock, it's that your laptop case can become connected to it through the jack.

      Generally, phone equipment tries to avoid putting the ring voltage anywhere you can touch it easily (note that your standard connector has recessed contacts).

    9. Re:Why is this a product defect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have one as well, it also has a 4 prong plug (a 1 inch cube) that plugs into a similar recepticle. It was there when I moved into this house, and other than checking for a dial-tone it has never been touched. I only leave it plugged in because even though it's in the basement I can hear it outside haha. It's hella loud.

    10. Re:Why is this a product defect? by DoctorTuba · · Score: 1

      90 volts, 20 Hz. I used to repair them when there was a Western Electric...

    11. Re:Why is this a product defect? by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      Great now you will have every person on /. trying this at home just to see what it does... TYVM for single handedly killing the /. community.

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    12. Re:Why is this a product defect? by mlyle · · Score: 1

      FCC Part 68 is very permissive these days, saying that a ringing voltage is 40V-150V RMS, 20 or 30Hz.

      The historical sources I can find online (unfortunately, I can't find the LSSGR right now) specify 70V RMS-- which is really close to 96V PtP (99V). Since 48V batteries vary from ~47V when mostly discharged to 52V at typical charge levels, this is pretty damn close to double battery voltage.

  21. Murphy's Law by s20451 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's Murphy's Law in its original sense: If there is more than one way that something can be installed or connected, and one of those ways leads to catastrophe, someone will eventually do it the bad way. In other words, given enough people and enough time, anything that can be done, however remotely possible, will eventually be done.

    Let that be a lesson when designing hardware.

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    1. Re:Murphy's Law by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      anything that can be done, however remotely possible, will eventually be done.

      funny you should mention this, because the other day, i scratched my balls.
      not just any ball scratch, one that sent some electrostatic energy to my keyboard. In THAT instant, my phone rang, my DSL went down, my cable went up, my speakers went dead, my other hand touch the chassis of my new dell, ---
      and up in smoke it went- not to mention frying my pubes.

      they better get a recall in on those bloody things.

      (sarcasm tags are hidden from view)

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    2. Re:Murphy's Law by bhsurfer · · Score: 1
      What you need to reduce that static, my man, is a pair of saunapants.

      try them now, thank me later...

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    3. Re:Murphy's Law by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      For those who don't know, Murphy's Law was first observed during the assembly of the spinning chairs to which pilots can be strapped to prepare them for the experience of pulling 9 gravities in jet-powered dogfights.

      The RPM indicator which the operator watches as he controls the device could be plugged in either correctly, or upside down. When the latter happened, the operator could inadvertendly accelerate when attempting to deactivate the machine.

      This may not have been comfortable for the pilots.

    4. Re:Murphy's Law by RALE007 · · Score: 1
      I find your comment insightful, but "Let that be a lesson when designing hardware" is a little harsh on the designers in my opinion. It almost makes the flaw sound intentional, or that the designers threw caution to the wind and were flagrantly ignored an obvious possible problem by not testing what would happen if:

      1.)User connects laptop to external power 2.)User disables their phone line 3.)User is connected to a grounded peripheral 4.)User is touching a conductive portion of the chassis 5.)Users phone rings while 1. - 4. are true. 6.)User gets shocked

      It's not like they were firestone and aware that their product was killing people and continued to sell it anyways. All products are flawed to a degree (pet rocks et cetera excluded). An elusive but significant flaw was found in Sony's product, and they recalled it to have it fixed. A company that is open about their mistakes and willingly corrects them is a good company in my opinion. What I would consider a bad company on the other hand, would never admit mistakes and would deny a problem even exists, or they would deny that the problem is their fault (MS undocumented "features" anyone?). A bad company will throw red herrings in your path when you attempt to get to the root of a problem, and overall do their best to sabotage your efforts to have the problem resolved. All of that just so they don't have to admit: "Yep, we goofed, let us fix it for you, our dear valued customer who we hope will buy from us again".

      So yes, I feel your comment is interesting and insightful, but I disagree with the your last statement if it is implying that the mistake was irresponsible or flagrant on the part of Sony.

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    5. Re:Murphy's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone ask for a truckload of monkeys with typewriters?

  22. Only 18,000? by grimani · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that this issue only afflicts 18k laptops.

    In this era of mass production, how come the glitch only affects a few? Since the Reuters link is down, I can't read the article, but...

    How can a hardware glitch be confined to such few laptops? It can't be cost effective to design something replicated only 18k times...

    1. Re:Only 18,000? by TSMABob · · Score: 1

      the story stated that the problem was caused by bad modems... so perhaps they had a batch of 18k modems that they bought at one time from some vendor, that would explain the relatively low number of recalls.

    2. Re:Only 18,000? by DrWho520 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The story is reprinted at CNN here. The description of what you have to do to get shocked alone is worth the read.

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    3. Re:Only 18,000? by New+Foreign+Gymnast · · Score: 1

      From the cnn story: "Sony shocked investors in April..."

  23. sony poor workmanship by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 4, Informative

    as a former vaio laptop owner.. I will never buy a Sony product again. Dead after 15 months and extortionist prices from Sony to replace the bad motherboard. Was cheaper not only to buy new, but better laptop as well. Its amazing how much a company can turn you off to their products - not so much because something broke - but by their failure to offer any reasonable resolution. After all, we're not talking $50 calculators. While this recall is a step in the right direction I really wonder if it just caused an *internal* short, instead of perhaps 'shocking' the user, would they even bother.

    1. Re:sony poor workmanship by pickity · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm a current VAIO owner, as well as a loyal Sony customer, and I've had absolutely no issues with any of my devices. My VAIO is a year old now, and the only problem I've ever had was losing a few screws in the bottom.

      I have also owned 3 different Clie devices, and after the first one had some dust under the screen, Sony customer support overnighted me a package in which I packed the Clie, sent it back with the included postage, and had my Clie fully cleaned and returned within a week or so. For free.

      As far as this shock thing goes, at least they didn't ignore it, though I wonder how good the chances are of having it actually happen....

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    2. Re:sony poor workmanship by dknight · · Score: 1

      I had the exact opposite experience. I bought a Sony Vaio Superslim 2 years ago, and it's still going strong. I have yet to have a single component break or fail. I fully expect it to last me another year or two, and believe me, I BEAT on my computers. This laptop runs 24/7 most of the time, and goes through things you wouldnt wish on ANY computer.

    3. Re:sony poor workmanship by Hollinger · · Score: 2, Informative

      I tend to agree with you, but I'm on my 2nd VAIO Laptop, and would happily buy a 3rd. The build quality of the machines is good, but certainly not up to ThinkPad quality. However, the real problem with Sony is technical support policies, and their warranties. If your warranty is up, and something breaks, you're really out of luck. This is why I suggest that laptop owners buy an extended warranty of some sort for their machines. It's not like you can go to your local PC shop and get a new mainboard if this one fries.

      I would actually suggest you take a look at the Vaio Village for a very good usergroup. If you've got a machine that needs reparing, check out Sony Spare Parts, a division of UCR, which also runs parts services for several other manufacturerss. I just did business with them to replace a couple of cruddy internal cables on a friend's older FX-series notebook. The prices are a bit high, but they're the same exact part Sony uses, since they're an authorized repair agency.

      By the way, I have no financial interest in any of the companies mentioned in this post.

    4. Re:sony poor workmanship by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      SO it looks like we're about 50/50 on love/hate VAIOs. I'm on my second (bought the first because it came with an ATI All-in-WOnder Pro which was shit-hot at the time) and the old one is still running strong as my linux box. Can't speak for their laptops, but Sony in my experience makes some good, very sturdy chassis with good-quality internals.

      That said, half of us will love VAIO, half of us will hate it, and half of us won't care. THat's the way of the world.

    5. Re:sony poor workmanship by common_sence · · Score: 1

      I own a Vaio Desktop and Vaio laptop (among other Sony electronics, PS, PS2, NetMD, etc.) I would say it's well worth the $100 or so to get the extended warranty, though personally none of my Sony devices has yet to give me any trouble.

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    6. Re:sony poor workmanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I fully expect it to last me another year or two, and believe me, I BEAT on my computers.

      I take it the Sony Vaio suffices for surfing pr0n?

    7. Re:sony poor workmanship by LimeColoredSloth · · Score: 1

      Sony customers are screwed when their PC breaks down and their warranty is up - how does that make Sony worse than any other PC manufacturer? Laptop motherboards tend to be more expensive than desktop motherboards.

    8. Re:sony poor workmanship by mkc · · Score: 1

      The overall workmanship of my Vaio could be worse. I'm typing this on a PCG-Z600RE that hasn't shocked me too much, yet. The Yamaha sound card burned out after about 6 months, however. Wonder if that has anything to do with shoddy internal wiring.

      And the right hand side atop the CPU gets too hot. After an hour, even with the fan on, it's too hot to type without holding your hand high above they keyboard. Some of us just have scorched wrists, but I wonder about the poor soul(s) who probably got electrocuted before they decided to recall all that merchandise...

    9. Re:sony poor workmanship by joggle · · Score: 1

      I once inadvertently started a Rube Goldberg-style chain of events which catastrophically destroyed the motherboard in my old laptop. Unfortunately, this happened a few months after the warranty expired and, somewhat to my surprise, I found that it would have been only a little more to buy a brand new laptop than having it repaired. I'd recommend buying an extended warranty on any laptop purchase in the future, regardless of the brand. When the manufacture gives a 1-yr warranty, they mean it. Afterwards, you're just playing the laptop lotto.

    10. Re:sony poor workmanship by loopWork · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am also a former vaio laptop owner -- never again will I knowingly purchase from Sony.

      Last July I purchased a vaio and the 3 year warrenty off sonystyle.com.

      Last August, during school, my roommate's cat scratched though my LCD diagonally. I contacted Sony, but elected not to send the laptop in for repairs because I had too much work to lose my primary machine and I could deal with the marred screen.

      A few months ago my harddrive died, and Sony incorrectly told me that I had an extended warrenty through another company even though they had my full purchase, including warrenty, in their database. I wasted 2 weeks on the phone with this company, calling back to Sony numerous times asking for help, as the other company had no record of my warrenty with them. Finally, the other company and I determined that Sony must have made a mistake.

      I finally got an RMA form from Sony, and sent in my laptop about 2 1/2 weeks after my initial call. For a week, I heard nothing, so I called them to check on the status. Sony informed me that:

      They wouldn't replace the harddrive (unacceptable)
      The keyboard was damaged (and it wasn't!)
      The LCD couldn't be fixed (that's acceptable)

      Sony stated that they wouldn't fix anything on the laptop, regardless of warrenty, unless I paid $1200 to have EVERYTHING fixed. I declined the $1200 offer only to hear that in order to *GET MY LAPTOP BACK* I'd have to pay a diagnostics fee (and return shipping).

      Needless to say my warrenty statement contained no provisions for this, nor did it contain any clause that the warrenty statement could be updated. It turns out that the new provision were in the fine print of the RMA form.

      Sony argued that since the LCD was scratched and the shock-absorbing pads on the bottom were missing (they melted off from extreme heat -- look up the professor who got 3rd degree burns from his Vaio) I was obviously abusing or dropping my Vaio and the warrenty was irrelevent.

      When I finally got my laptop back from Sony it wouldn't turn on anymore. So, now I can't buy a replacement harddrive for it.

      Never again, Sony.

    11. Re:sony poor workmanship by Dasein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      WTF? My VAIO is great except it's falling apart because Sony can figure out to tighten a screw. Jeez -- you've been fed too much marketing, buddy.

      BTW, I am a former VAIO owner who:

      1) Had most of the screws fall out
      2) An HD make that "I'm about to die." squealing sound.
      3) Tried to return it to Sony for service 4 times.
      4) Each time I was promised a shipping box and documentation.
      6) No shipping box or documentation ever arrived
      7) The HD finally died
      8) Two weeks after our house was burglarized
      9) Insurance paid to get me a Dell
      10) Rejoice!
      11) ???
      12) Profit!

      There's no reason for you to defend a company that can't ship a computer to you that does drop screws.

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    12. Re:sony poor workmanship by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      You've owned three different Clie devices?

      Do they wear out that fast?

    13. Re:sony poor workmanship by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      If your warranty is up, and something breaks, you're really out of luck. This is why I suggest that laptop owners buy an extended warranty of some sort for their machines.

      I did. I bought the 5 year extended warranty from Best Buy, along with my VAIO F540. A little over a year the keyboard broke, and following instructions from Best Buy, I had it replaced. Then I started getting the runaround between Best Buy and the company they farm the warranty stuff out to. More than a year later, I'm still trying to collect on the warrany. I'm out of pocket $175.

      1. Don't buy anything from Best Buy, they don't care about you, and they do not make good on their warranties (at least mine).

      2. Buy a Samsung. The are cheaper than VAIOs and, I've heard, better constructed.

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    14. Re:sony poor workmanship by Hollinger · · Score: 1

      Ah, I got my warranty from CompUSA. I didn't have to pay for anything, their techs took care of it.

    15. Re:sony poor workmanship by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      BTW, I am a former VAIO owner who:

      1) Had most of the screws fall out
      2) An HD make that "I'm about to die." squealing sound.


      Oops, right, I forgot about that - I had to replace the hard disk too, as it was making that kamikaze sound.

      So:

      1) Replaced the keyboard after 1 1/2 years ($175)
      2) Replaced the hard disk after 1 1/2 years ($180, did it myself)
      3) Replaced the battery after 1 3/4 years ($250)

      Total $605. Sony tax.

      The original cost $1450, then there was an extended warranty ($200) which Best Buy never made good on. So, actually $805 went down the drain with that machine. It's been pretty glitchy too, in a number of ways. The latest is, it sometimes thinks the mouse is a keyboard after coming out of suspend. As you might imagine, that's quite annoying.

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    16. Re:sony poor workmanship by ananke · · Score: 1

      I HATE sony after the experience we've had with their technical support and god aweful policy on NOT PROVIDING THE DRIVERS. fsckers. They basically forced us to buy a new set of 'restore cds', just to get one simple utility [i forget which one it was, either a bios setup or video driver for w2k]. I know it probably didn't mean much, but after a 5th phone call, having our techs bounced around between their tech support, I got on the phone and I told the manager, that we'll never buy any of their products again. Surely, from that point we buy only dell laptops.

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    17. Re:sony poor workmanship by puslik · · Score: 1

      "...(they melted off from extreme heat -- look up the professor who got 3rd degree burns from his Vaio) ..." Tried it but only found this ArsTechnica newsdesk item (about a professor who received 2nd degree burns) And do you really think it's possible to receive 3rd degree burns from a computer if it isn't outright burning?

      Reminds me of a comment I once saw on Slashdot claiming that there are places on our planet where one could receive 3rd degree burns from the Sun...

  24. Exchange program? by jmoriarty · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if Sony considered an exchange program with other users rather than replacing the laptops.

    I am sure there are quite a few people out there who would like to have their lap stimulated while sitting around the house clicking on the Boobies links on FARK.

  25. Suck up and deal by TSMABob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mary EcEvoy, a spokeswoman for Sony in the United States, said a user could receive a shock such as that from static electricity

    Does it really hurt that much to warrant such a recall? Static electricity is fun to play with, not a violent killer. Go run around a carpet with your socks on and then attack somebody, its great!

    1. Re:Suck up and deal by mattrix2k · · Score: 1

      Static electricity is fun to play with, not a violent killer.

      Tell that to the people who have been struck by lightning. :/

  26. Hey Fred, give cubicle #48572 a call... by Demodian · · Score: 1

    "I don't think their productivity is high enough..." This could happen for large sweat-shop firms, so let's hope CDW does not get ahold of these.

  27. Consumer goodwill. by siskbc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I must have happened at least once, or they never would have done the recall. Basic formula, if the cost of a recall is less than the legal bills, they do a recall. Guess someone got zapped pretty good to scare them into a recall.

    I would add to that the loss of goodwill arising from not issuing a recall or only issuing it after being pressured. Sony extracts top dollar by being percieved as being a more supportive company. Not saying it's true, but still.

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  28. Seems OW like a OW unlikely OW chain of OW events by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean OW what are the chances OW of OW doing all those OW things at OW (damnit) OW at the same OW time?

    OW I know OW when I use my OW Sony Viao OW this OW never OW happens! I'm OW using it right nOW.

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  29. OK, I'll bite by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article doesn't say anyone was electrocuted. It was a "small electric shock". I think everyone is overreacting on this one. I get shocks bigger than this just walking across the carpet in the winter.

    This is just like that whiny guy that was apparently expecting his McDonald's coffee to be ice cold.

    1. Re:OK, I'll bite by fehlschlag · · Score: 1

      But do we know if the "small electrical shock" was from the laptop, or from the therapy the fellow was undergoing?

    2. Re:OK, I'll bite by JesterXXV · · Score: 5, Interesting

      True, no one was electrocuted, but a phone ring is generated by a 90 VAC charge down the phone line, IIRC (probably because of the older phones which needed that kind of voltage to operate the mechanical bell). I've actually been shocked by the ring charge before, when I was fooling around with an old desktop phone with the cover off, dialing my own phone number to cause it to ring while holding down the hookswitch standing on my concrete basement floor in bare feet. Yes, I'm an idiot, but while I wasn't anything more than a little soiled in the pants, I could see how this could potentially be a HUGE problem if someone with a pacemaker or just a weak heart were to find themselves in this quasi-unlikely situation with their VAIO.

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    3. Re:OK, I'll bite by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting
      FYI:

      A large electric shock across my hand (ie both contacts on my hand) may cause temporary numbness and some pain, but quite probably no lasting damage.

      A small electric shock, passing from my hand to my feet, can kill me if the current passes through the heart.

      It doesn't really matter how big it is. It's how you use it.

      (Now let's see if I'm allowed to post this or if I'll get yet another of those "You've already moderated this discussion" errors I can't get past, despite the fact I haven't even been given mod points in the last year.)

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    4. Re:OK, I'll bite by zenyu · · Score: 4, Informative

      A large electric shock across my hand (ie both contacts on my hand) may cause temporary numbness and some pain, but quite probably no lasting damage.

      I've had one of these, both contacts on fingers on one hand. While there was no lasting damage, I wouldn't catagorize the pain as "some pain." More like incredible pain in my whole arm lasting for hours followed by a day of numbness.

      I've also caught one of those ring tones through my body. Sharp pain, but it only while the current was flowing. It was a very different type of pain, the large current through my hand didn't hurt while I was being electrocuted, but hurt a lot afterward, the ringtone "shocked" me but didn't hurt afterward at all.

    5. Re:OK, I'll bite by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      I've had it too, while re-doing some phone wiring about the house. The pain really wasn't bad - notably less than that of a 120VAC circuit. Then again, the circuit just led from my thumb through my index finger - not all that long of a path.

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    6. Re:OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is just like that whiny guy that was apparently expecting his McDonald's coffee to be ice cold.

      That was a woman, and she got 3rd degree burns due to McDonald's gross negligence in serving coffee at 190 F. And this is a defective product. If you're really a "PhysicsGenius", you must be a savant.

    7. Re:OK, I'll bite by -Nails- · · Score: 0

      The odd's of a small electric shock accross the heart killing you is actually very small. IANAD but I would guess it has to hit at a very specific time during the heart beat.

      I shocked myself accross the heart with a very high voltage, low current, shock and while I almost threw the disposable camera I was dismanteling, and the knife I was doing that with, I was otherwise unharmed.

      :) Once I got it apart we had some fun with that capacitor.

    8. Re:OK, I'll bite by andrews · · Score: 1

      It's pretty common in phone closets which are frequently hot. You're standing there punching down wires on the 66 block and you happen to lean a sweaty arm against a block right when a call comes in... Zap!

      I bet it's happened to every phone guy out there.

    9. Re:OK, I'll bite by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The article doesn't say anyone was electrocuted. It was a "small electric shock".

      The phone ring voltage is 70 - 90 VAC. I found this out when I decided that the phone wire looked puny enough to strip with my teeth.

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    10. Re:OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a note it wasn't a guy it was a women in Arizona.

    11. Re:OK, I'll bite by jmpvm · · Score: 1

      Oooh, let me one-up you on the stupidity ladder.

      I once checked whether a phone line was connected by touching the bare wires to my tongue like I was checking a 9v battery.

      I couldn't speak for an hour.

    12. Re:OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll bite? The moronic troll to end all moronic trolls is going to "bite?"

      Maybe if you'd "bite" a major artery in say, your arm, and kill yourself, I might care. Otherwise, I find it terribly amusing that you would take the bait of another troll, when you purvey so much of it yourself. In fact, if I may say so, you're something of a master baiter.

    13. Re:OK, I'll bite by mistered · · Score: 1
      Yep, even if it wasn't ringing there's still 48V across the two wires.

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    14. Re:OK, I'll bite by danila · · Score: 1

      I wonder if I can sue the manufacturer of my jacket, my former employer for giving it to me and the shoe manufacturer for the small electric shocks that I might occasionally receive after wearing all that. And sue Ford as well, because after riding in a car (while wearing these clothes) and then touching the metal frame, I can get a small shock as well...

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    15. Re:OK, I'll bite by Upaut · · Score: 1

      "A large electric shock across my hand (ie both contacts on my hand) may cause temporary numbness and some pain, but quite probably no lasting damage.
      "

      Some pain? I lost the function in my left (working) hand for two days after recieving a nasty shock from shoddy wiring. Though the initial sensation of being shocked with a lot of energy is pleasant, afterwards it feels as if the gods themselves are tearing me apart. And the worst possibility from this is just one thing... if someone is touching the back of ones neck when the worst case senerio happens, with all that power; speaking from experience, I would prefer death than having to go through something like that one more time (imagine the pain you would get from being tazered in the junk. Yeah, its like that).

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    16. Re:OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subtle but very impressive. Especially the winter. -mb.

  30. I can see this by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    a mix of a incorrectly spec'ed out transistor or something like that, and a bad ground circuit.
    • connected your PC (laptop) to external power,
    • you have disabled your phone line,
    • simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral,

      (say a printer or an external monitor)

    • and you are touching a metal part of the PC,
    • and your phone rings"!
      • The metal case is obviously a ground, and the phone being disabled probably grounds the phone out. So if there is a probably with a ground, the phone ringer signal grounds out through the person holding the metal ground portion of the case.
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    1. Re:I can see this by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      a mix of a incorrectly spec'ed out transistor or something like that, and a bad ground circuit.

      Nah, it's Sony's idea of a hardware easter egg... if those people had kept their fingers on the metal for a few more seconds, the system would have started playing Sony's corporate theme song and display pictures of the engineers on the screen.

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  31. Senator Hatch would love this! by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    There is some risk of users receiving a small electric shock "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"!

    Wouldn't Senator Hatch just love this:

    There is a high risk of users receiving a small electric shock if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, while sharing files and your phone rings"

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  32. Good Combination by WC+as+Kato · · Score: 1

    If Sony makes it easier to get the shock going they will have something. At which point, I'm sure some geek will combine this with the shocking jacket and the shocking controller. Imagine the hours of fun.

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  33. Can you imgine... by dlc3007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... being the poor person working the help desk who had to try and reproduce the problem?

    1. Re:Can you imgine... by I+Like+Swords!!! · · Score: 1

      Someone that was prescribed shock therapy perhaps?

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    2. Re:Can you imgine... by simetra · · Score: 0

      or the dog.

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    3. Re:Can you imgine... by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      ... being the poor person working the help desk who had to try and reproduce the problem?

      Poor? We've been trying to figure out how to shock users over the phone for YEARS!

    4. Re:Can you imgine... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it sounds like a classic case from the BOfH.

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    5. Re:Can you imgine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. now that was funny

  34. Coincidently... by chia_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Vaio (and only the Vaio, mind you *sarcastic grin*) also has a problem when you've got it plugged into the wall and are using it while bathing. They're having to recall all their laptops because someone might get shocked if all these events occur in unison:
    Computer is plugged in and turned on
    Bathtub is full of water
    You are in bathtub full of water
    Laptop that is plugged in falls into water

    Damn them for shipping out unsafe products.

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    1. Re:Coincidently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, Linux users are safe.

    2. Re:Coincidently... by brakk · · Score: 1

      I also discovered a defect. If you're disassembling it for repairs and stick your screwdriver in that big screw head in the wall to try and remove it, it gives you quite a jolt. Clearly an oversight in Sony's workmanship.

    3. Re:Coincidently... by Sleuth · · Score: 1

      Coincidently, the Vaio power supply I see here only puts out about 19 vac. That makes dropping a Vaio into a bathtub a rather small shock risk, except for the little tingle.

  35. YASD by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just know there's some sort of Nethack joke here!



    "You zap yourself with a telephone, it rings...you die!"
    1. Re:YASD by zackbar · · Score: 0

      Seven Days.

  36. Neither has mine! by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    (Though with the three batteries I've gone through being completely non-functional, it's had less opportunity.)

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  37. I know! by jpmahala · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Sony Laptops shock ... um... nevermind.

    1. Re:I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Common Sense Slashdot, Moderators mod down un-funny jokes

  38. Didn't they test? by WeeLad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously someone did a poor job of testing this easily reproducable condition. They probably didn't even test what happens when you hold your Vaio over your head, and stand on one foot, eating a twinkie. And I'm certainly not going to try using my Vaio in a box, with a fox, and wearing socks. Just to be safe, I'm going to disconnect my doorbell when using my playstation and unplug my fridge when listening to my discman.

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  39. Ouch by Upright+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking from experience, getting hit by the current from a ringing phone line can be extremely uncomfortable. Back in the dialup days I always had a second phoneline. I also moved a lot. So most places, I would have them bring the second line to the outside of the house/apartment and then wire it myself to save cash. The last time I did this, the apartment was already wired for two lines but the second one wasn't connected to any of the jacks. So, being a moron, for some reason I was holding the wires for the primary line in my mouth while I was stripping the wires on the second line when somebody decided to call me. Wham! It was like chewing on an electric fence. Very unpleasant experience.

    Needless to say I don't put wires in my mouth anymore whether they're connected to anything or not. Looking back I'm not sure why I did it in the first place. I think maybe the wire was wanting to fall back into the wall and I was in a hurry.

    1. Re:Ouch by dacetone · · Score: 1

      Arggh! I did this when I was younger as well, trying to strip the outer insulation off of the phone wire with my teeth, and the wires just happened to touch my tongue as the phone rang (yeah, I grabbed the wrong wire to strip). Couldn't feel my tongue for weeks...

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    2. Re:Ouch by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Of course you can't remember why you did it in retrospect. That's the beauty of electroshock therapy. :)

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  40. Actually, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this is huge plan by Bush/Ridge to get people to return their computers with disk intact so that they can look in side and then install a nice back door. Good move. :)
    Seriously though, how many people will send the systems back but leave all their personnel data on it and then assume that nobody touched it.

    1. Re:Actually, by naner42 · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of people return their computers to get serviced (at least to my best buy tech bench) without having a single thought about the safety/sanctity of their data. I've actually had a manager call the police because some guy brought in a desktop for a replacement CD-RW and we found kiddy pr0n on his desktop. You forget how ignorant people can be sometimes.

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  41. Can't count by garethwi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't begin to count the number of times that happens

    Perhaps that's because the Vaio has burned your fingers off.

  42. On a related note... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back when BBSes were popular when I was in high school, a friend ran one out of his house. One day his computer died, and he was replacing something in it, so he had it open. He was doing it as quickly as he could, so he just pulled out various cards and laid them wherever was handy. His leg happened to be the 'handy' place to set the internal modem (a 2400 baud, IIRC.) He set it component-side-up. With the phone cord still plugged in. Now, his BBS was reasonably popular (for a one-line BBS.) So, inevitably, someone called while he was working on it. Sent him a decent sized jolt through his leg. He had little burn marks where the phone line connectors were touching his leg for about a week.

    Yes, I was there for this adventure. The three of us who were there (aside from him, of course,) were laughing histerically.

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    1. Re:On a related note... by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      He had little burn marks where the phone line connectors were touching his leg for about a week.

      You'd think that after about 3 seconds he'd figure it out and not let those phone line connectors touch his leg... leaving it there for a week is a bit excessive -- how many calls did he get in that time and how'd he go to the bathroom?

      oh, I love the english language!!

    2. Re:On a related note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I raise the bullcrap flag. He took out the modem card with the phone cord still plugged in? Uh huh. And he just didn't mind thread the cord through the card slot for several feet. Whatever. Anyone would just unplug the phone rather than pull it through the slot. Either you're a buttchunk liar, or your friends a moron, or (probably) both.

  43. Since we're reminiscing by jmichaelg · · Score: 0

    The article reminded me of this video.

  44. this reminds me of... by u19925 · · Score: 4, Funny

    in britain a lady complained that many times, her phone rings but noone is there at the other end. also, whenever this happens, a neighbours dog barks! the coincidence happened too often to be accidental so the phone company investigated it.

    they found that there were some loose wires and whenever dog used to pee on them, it used to create short circuit. this used to give shock to dog (guess where) and that is why it was barking. also, due to short circuit, the phone used to ring.

    well the phone company fixed the fault and so should Sony do in this case.

    1. Re:this reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phone rings due to a SHORT in the line? "What a country!"

    2. Re:this reminds me of... by druske · · Score: 1
      ...whenever dog used to pee on them, it used to create short circuit. this used to give shock to dog (guess where)...
      Obviously not one of Pavlov's dogs...
    3. Re:this reminds me of... by Diglielo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two independent sources have now recounted this story. That should quell any doubts about its truth.

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  46. cheat code by ccwaterz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"

    Wait a minute, somebody told me that was the cheat code to get unlimited gold in Warcraft 3...

  47. Bwahahahahahaha by Mayak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its the original electro-hilarious man! Some of the classic masters of slapstick simply use falldown jokes. While this elicits a few chuckles, none compares to your wildly dangerous and positively shocking stunts! How can you even type after being so succinctly and hilariously electrocuted??? I can't believe you were able to time the phone ringing whilst in the middle of a serious Slashdot post! I am hardly able to type this because I have been hit by sizzling bolt of laugh-lightning! Someone has charged you up the funny-bomb and placed it squarely in the clouds for all of us to be struck with. I'll bet the person on the other end of the phone got a jolt of pure hilarity as well. You have taken a serious discussion of the dangers associated with Vaio laptops and turned it into an electrified romp into the nether-regions of comedy! I would tip my hat to you good sir lest it was not fused to my head! Mods, mod this master of improv +5 High-Voltage-Hilarious!

    1. Re:Bwahahahahahaha by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Damn, that was funny. If you signed up for an account just to post that, I tip my hat to YOU.

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  48. Model #? by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1

    Anyone know which specific models or serial #s are affected by this? It didn't appear to be in the article or any of the links I clicked through.

    1. Re:Model #? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > specific models or serial #s are affected by this?

      That's a great quesiton. Apparently Sony is trying to keep it a secret. If they don't tell us which ones they'll fix, they won't have to fix them! Bastards! We've got about four dozen Sony laptops here, and I've gotten several complaints from users about getting shocked. After spending six hours looking for info and several hours on the phone with Sony, I'm giving-up. It's not worth this amount of time to get them fixed. Of course, we'll never buy another damn Sony product again.

      PS: Anyone have a fix for the floppy screens? We haven't had a single damn Vaio make it over four months without having this problem. It sucks because you have to use one had to hold the screen open while typing with the other. It slows me down to about 5 wpm. Of course, Sony says it isn't covered by the warranty.

  49. Ditto here -- VAIO laptop crappiness by Skyshadow · · Score: 1
    I have a Vaio F430 laptop. The day after the warrenty ran out (seriously), the screen died on me.

    Searching around the net, I guess this is a common problem with that particular model, and even if you get the screen replaced it'd probably just have happed again. A few months later, the battery died and I discovered that a new one would run $250(!) even if I bargain-hunted.

    This was four years ago or so, so I paid like $2300 (and this is $2300 in college-student dollars, which works out to approximately 383 pizzas) for the damned thing, and Sony wouldn't lift a finger to help me.

    Anyhow, last year I bought a LCD screen and the thing's my kitchen term now. Still highly annoyed.

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  50. Pissed off with Sony service by pubjames · · Score: 1


    I sent a Sony Vaio back for repair - it just wouldn't respond at all when I turned it on - absolutely nothing. I concluded from this that it must have been something fairly basic - a loose power connnection or faulty battery.

    Before sending it to Sony I took the CD-ROM and can pluged it into another machine so I could continue using it. When I phoned them they said that they would only accept the machine for servicing if it had the hard disc in it. When I explained that the problem had nothing to do with the hard disc, they said that didn't matter - they would charge me for another one if I sent it back with no hard disc in it.

    So I sent it for servicing and guess what, they said the hard disc was faulty, and they had to replace it! And they charged £350 to replace it. It was the companies money, so I wasn't that bothered, but I am sure the problem with the machine was trivial - a loose wire or something - so they decided to say the hard disc was faulty so they could charge to replace it. Has anyone else experienced this?

    1. Re:Pissed off with Sony service by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard of this, but I know that they had a policy a few years ago (not sure if it's still in place) that voided your warranty when you installed any OS other than that shipped with the computer or installed by Sony. Talk about retarded.

  51. modders by boarder · · Score: 0

    Mods please note: The proper moderation for the above post is nothing at all. Pay special attention to the content (which is obviously not "Informative" to anyone but modders).

    If you are to take any action at all, it would be to rate this as Overrated/Offtopic or rate the PARENT post as Funny.

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    1. Re:modders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mods please note: The proper moderation for the above post is Funny or Flamebait, I can't tell his intentions.

      If it insulted the stupidity of some moderator, and moderators are the only ones who moderate, then it is funny but will not be treated as such. If he's insulting this comment's grandparent then it is overrated/flamebait.

  52. 90 Volts AC current by jcostantino · · Score: 1

    Someone's probably already said this but the phone line voltage when ringing is about 90 volts AC if I recall correctly.

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  53. My Dell Laptop by slobber · · Score: 0

    Every time I come back to my Dell Inspiron 8200 laptop, even after a short break, I get an electric shock of orgasmic proportions the first time I touch Ctrl key. I can actually see a quarter-inch lightning bolt piercing the air. I had to come up with a solution to avoid electrocution - I take a straightened out paper clip and touch Ctrl key with it first... then watch sparks fly.

    How come there was no recall on my laptop? I am jealous!

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  54. From the article... by dbCooper0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The laptop affected by the recall is the FR series, or FRV in the United States, a popular model with a large screen and with a price starting around $1,500.

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  55. Yeah sure by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    "Small electrical shock" for sure.

    Given Sonys track record, this probably is one of those laptops that enable you to see people in the nude. Don't ship them back.

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  56. Alternative link to same story (via BBC News) by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that this issue only afflicts 18k laptops.

    In this era of mass production, how come the glitch only affects a few? Since the Reuters link is down, I can't read the article, but...

    How can a hardware glitch be confined to such few laptops? It can't be cost effective to design something replicated only 18k times


    BBC News also has the story.

    The fault is only present in the Sony VAIO FR and FRV models. Of the 18,000 most are in Japan, with only 3,000 in the US and 2,000 in Europe. The actual part in question is the modem.

    I'm not sure if 18,000 represents the total number of the FR and FRV series shipped in total or if that's the number of units that shipped with this particular modem but I'm sure that via batch testing, etc Sony is recalling the right number of units.

    Why? Because now that they are going to the trouble of a recall it makes very little sense to recall fewer units than might be possibly affected, if only because of the potential of litigation if a non-recalled unit were to harm a person.

    If a non-recalled unit hurt someone, Sony would have a very weak position in court as it has already conceded that this problem exists, that it isn't isolated, that it knows about it and that it's potentially dangerous.

    Anyhow, read the BBC article (which I referenced when I submitted the same story earlier today) for more info.

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  57. Hey, it could happen by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

    I work for a major medical device company. We make small, portable medical diagnostic devices that can be attached to a PC so data can be downloaded to the PC for graphing, reporting, etc.

    There is an incredibly small chance that someone could be touching a drop of blood on their fingertip to an electrically conductive test strip in the meter while it's connected to their PC at the same instant that lightning strikes nearby - coursing through the electrical system in the house - and if the PC has a bad ground it's possible the user could receive a potentially deadly shock. It's also possible that monkeys could fly out of my butt, but I won't hold my breath waiting for either to happen.

    In order to get FDA clearance, we have to include in the manual a warning and offer to sell a special 'electro-optical isolation cable' to anyone who is worried this might happen. Further, we had to actually design, develop and build such cables (although we actually outsourced it all). In the end, we ended up with 200 of these cables with a total cost of $200+ per cable (they include some special UL approved transformers that are (45+ each), and since we're a corporation, we're in the money-making business so we're not going to *give* these cables away below cost, but since we're relatively nice guys, we are willing to *sell* them at our cost.

    In the 7+ years that these cables have been available for sale, we've received a total of maybe 3 calls from consumers who were concerned, and when they discovered the cost, realized they weren't *that* concerned, so we still have 200 $200+ cables sitting in inventory.

    Even though that may seem like a waste, $40,000 in un-used cables is a heck of a lot less than the cost to just do the paperwork for a recall, so it's a pretty good deal. Maybe Sony should just offer a prohibitively expensive shock-proof phone cord to cover their asse(t)s?

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  58. Combination of Sager Laptop and Cheap Walmart Head by johnatjohnytech · · Score: 1

    Combination of Sager Laptop and Cheap Walmart Headphones (sony? or phillips 9.99) would cause my ear to be shocked. It was kinda painful. Since it was only the right earbud, I eventually learned not to use the right one. Then the left one would shock me.

    (They were the headphons that are kinda gell like and fit snugly inside your ear)

    I use different headphones now.
    I didnt sue.

  59. metal? by CrudPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny


    there's metal in VAIOs??

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    1. Re:metal? by starfish23 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, unless you count the Magnesium case, and all of the internal components. Other than that there is no metal. I guess you are the only one who knows Sony's trade secret for electricity-conducting plastic.

  60. Ring voltage by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ring is 88V, 20Hz.

    There's also a 400V (!) insulation test signal that is sometimes applied in the early morning hours (peak water-accumulation time), but it's current-limited to a very low current and only lasts for a few milliseconds. That, incidentally, is what causes "bell tap", where, in the early morning hours, some cheapie phones emit a brief bell signal. Anything that attaches to a phone line must tolerate that 400V spike.

    1. Re:Ring voltage by aquishix · · Score: 1

      I've heard that "bell tap" thing before! I wondered for *years* what the hell that way. Thank God for /.

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    2. Re:Ring voltage by brakk · · Score: 1

      Do you mean I've spent many years and many thousand dollars on detectives tracking down this stalker only to find out his name is "Bell Tap"!?!?!?!?!?

    3. Re:Ring voltage by steelframe · · Score: 1

      Jeebus! Now I know who was calling me at 12:05 AM every Saturday morning a few years back. I thought it was the FBI pinging for pervs using Aol! Thanks Animats.

    4. Re:Ring voltage by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want the details on this, look up Automatic Line Insulation Testing (ALIT). It's been in use for several decades, all the way back to electromechanical switching. It's a basic part of outside plant maintenance.

  61. Re:Seems OW like a OW unlikely OW chain of OW even by falzer · · Score: 1

    Score:-1, Get Back To Work

  62. disabled your phone line? by DoorFrame · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you've disabled your phone line, why would an incoming call cause a shock? Shouldn't that be the point of disabling it? I'm confused.

    1. Re:disabled your phone line? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      It's not that you've disabled the line, it's that you've disabled the VIAO's ability to handle incoming calls. Apparently, when this is done, they don't route the electricity properly, so it is just dispersed into the laptop's frame.

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    2. Re:disabled your phone line? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      "If you've disabled your phone line, why would an incoming call cause a shock? Shouldn't that be the point of disabling it?"

      Maybe that is why Sony is recalling them?

  63. Wood maybe? by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    Nice cherry finish! That is what I vote for! And call it Dell Wooderon

  64. how is this news? by etp · · Score: 0

    why do we care?

  65. Too bad ... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    ... I imagine that some people might have become famous with their name honored on the Darwin Awards website ( http://www.darwinawards.com/ )

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  66. Not stupid, people just don't realize by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    You know you're stupid when you zap yourself like that...

    Not really. People just don't realize that ring voltage is 100+ VAC. I electrocuted myself when I was changing the wiring on the phones and someone called the house while I was doing it.

    The lesson here is to unplug the house at the network interface box(aka a demarcation, or demarc, box- a two-compartment box on the side of the house or in the basement, don't touch anything except the stuff marked "customer access" or similar.)

    1. Re:Not stupid, people just don't realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't electrocute yourself and live to tell the tale. From dictionary.reference.com

      electrocute
      1. To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire.
      2. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity.

      All of the definitions involve death.

      You can electrify yourself and live, but that's it. I was actually electrified by lightning once. I was walking in a storm with my umbrella to keep the rain off of me and I heard a tremendously loud thunderclap. Now, lightning induces a rather large amount of power in anything conductive for quite some radius, and it charged my unbrella. I was sufficently surprised by said thunder that I dropped my unbrella only to catch it by the metal and get a rather nasty shock. It made my muscles lock up for a little bit, but it wasn't really that painful. I wonder just how close to me the lightning hit. I was walking a dozen yards away from some tennis courts at the time, so it probably hit the metal fence around them, but I never did find out where it hit.

      I told that story exactly as it was above to my family and they kept telling me that I was NOT hit by lightning. I agreed with them and they asked me why I just told them that I was. Silly me expecting an aerospace engineer and a biochemist to understand the difference between getting shocked by my umbrella and getting hit by lightning.

  67. Vaio zap by JTWYO · · Score: 1

    I own a Sony Vaio laptop, and it shocks me regularly if I lift it up off my lap to move it, say to the couchside table or whatever. Not a tremendous jolt, but I began to have a pavlovian-like fear of moving it.

  68. Sony Music VS. Sony pc's by felonious · · Score: 1

    Since Sony is pro DRM/anti-P2P downloading music on one side and yet makes pc's with cd burners maybe this is their way of keep the user honest?

    A little shock therapy every once in a while is a nice way to teach the user not to FUCK WITH Sony!

    P.S. If you ever want to scare a Sony executive then all you have to say is GODZILLA or GODZIWHA as spoken in their native tongue:P

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  69. And in other news... by ftzdomino · · Score: 1

    Amazon sues Sony for violating its patent on a device that shocks people when the telephone rings.

  70. Sounds Obscure by HopeUnknown · · Score: 1

    Well,
    If I make toast in the bathtub with the water running I'll get shocked too, but I don't see anyone recalling my toaster. How much electricity could the signal from the phone line pump into someone anyhow?

    1. Re:Sounds Obscure by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
      If I remember correctly (and I might not; it's been years since I've dealt with phone line voltage), the line voltage hovers at 90V or so DC when it's on the hook, and the ring tone swings up to 100V or so.

      The voltage isn't the problem, however, the current is. And, because it's based on DC power, the phone packs quite a bit of current - 50ma or so, again IIRC - to overcome the resistance of copper wiring. AC isn't as sensitive as DC to the resistance, but phones were around long before AC was in wide use.

      In the scenario described above, the problem comes into play if you're the least resistive path to a ground. If you drew a schematic, you'd be a resistor in series between the phone line and earth ground. It only takes a few milliamps to kill in some situations.

      Not good, because you act as a current sink for the circuit. This isn't as bad if the path is, say, your right arm to your right foot. But, typically you wouldn't be answering the phone or operating the computer with a hand and a foot. If the current path is across your chest, as in touching the computer with one hand and the phone with another, it could create a shortest path current across the chest.

      As others have mentioned in this thread, it could kill you if your electrical resistance is low enough. Sweaty palms or just getting out of a swim in the ocean could possibly be enough.

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  71. This Explains The Bouncy Balls.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    That disappeared from stores because they found that if you were bouncing a ball, shopping, had 1 or more children near you, and were from the planet earth there could be a chance you could lose control of the ball and nock something over or worse yet hit someones kid in the face....

  72. This reminds me of that bug... by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

    ...where if you set the command prompt in Windows XP in fullscreen mode, turn your PC speakers up to full power, are using a USB mouse and a PS/2 keyboard, have Windows Media Player 9 in the background playing streaming content, and hit the windows key on the keyboard, ICBMs are launched from Redmond to a spot on the earth corresponding to where on a Mercator projection your mouse was on the screen before you full-screened the command prompt.

    It's never actually happened, but they were doing a design review and realized there was a potential flaw in the system. Better install those service packs.

  73. Mmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a nice DoS to me :-)

  74. As obscure as this is... by AlphaOne · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even as obscure as this seems, it could easily kill you if delivered in just the right way.

    It takes just MILLIamps to stop your heart. If you had just gotten out of salt water (or were sweaty...) and grabbed the laptop in one hand and a grounded water pipe with the other and your phone rang, it could potentially kill you just like that.

    I'd think people with pacemakers would be even more vulnerable, but I don't know enough about them to comment further.

    Sounds like Sony grounded the phone line to the laptop chassis, which is then grounded (probably) to the negative DC end of the power supply which is in turn grounded to common and/or ground on the wall socket. If you disconnect the power and hold the laptop and are then grounded in some way via holding a faucet or something you'd be the return path for the ring voltage.

    The fix might be to run it through some sort of heavy resistance to reduce the voltage to something negligible in this situation.

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  75. The Real Question is... by errxn · · Score: 1

    ...how can we find a way to blame this on the Windows OS that's installed on the thing? C'mon /., I'm disappointed! This many posts, and not one person blaming Windows yet? What's this place coming to?

    </sarcasm>

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    1. Re:The Real Question is... by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

      It's a er... problem with the way Windows uses the PC's ACPI and hibernation... with modems... and... intel speedstep. Yeah, yeah thats it.

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  76. Maybe it will levitate... by higgins · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Sony was just experimenting with anti-gravity... I think they're going to need to get the telcos to use higher voltage, though.

  77. Compaq with grounding also by nolife · · Score: 1

    While not specifically recalled, we had a Compaq rep fly to our different offices and fix a couple hundred new Evo laptops. They too had a grounding issue. I do not believe these were a shock hazard though, they would shutdown when you touched them from the static discharge.

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  78. Reminds of a Ren & Stimpy Episode by Setti · · Score: 1

    So you wizzed on the electric fence...?

  79. What about keyboards and batteries? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    Both are known to be defective on VAIOs. My battery lasted just over a year (and they are *expensive*) and the keyboard just a little longer. A quick web search shows I'm just one of many.

    Also, I'm still waiting to get my warrantee refund on the keyboard, I replaced it at my expense more than a year ago.

    Do yourself a favor and buy a Samsung.

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  80. test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    test

  81. Heh by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Kind of like the time I was working on putting the second line in my ex-gf's house, and the phone rang. *bzzt* - dammit!

  82. How ? by hakman · · Score: 1

    How can the disabled phone line ring ?

  83. Happens on my Inspiron 7500 by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    I dunno the conditions but my Inspiron has been tethered to it's AC power for a while because of a dead battery, and if I slide my finger over the speaker slits I'll get a small shock. I'm guessing it's only after I scuffle around the carpet a bit though.

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  84. How can the phone ring if it is disabled? by akiaki007 · · Score: 1

    Someone explain that to me. No I didn't read the article (on purpose), because that statement makes no sense at all! I'll go read the article now to see what it's *really* supposed to mean. Someone needs to do some better writing here...

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  85. Explanations by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    I love how half the posts start with "I'm not an EE, but..." and then are followed by an explanation that sounds good to the layman but is mostly bogus.

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  86. Sony invents the "Zap Customer" button! by gblues · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! You know how many tech support guys have been begging for that functionality??

    Too bad it's being recalled. :(

    Nathan

  87. I can count them... by Nukenbar2 · · Score: 0

    Zero. How would anyone have a serious injury from this?

  88. Phone ringing on disabled phone line... hmmm by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 1

    ... you have disabled your phone line, ... and your phone rings

    Phone ringing on disabled phone line... hmmm. Yep that happens to me all the time.

  89. this one's funnier by mattwolfewvu · · Score: 1
    this one right here

    20 minutes between your posts too, plenty of time for you to not be redundent.

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    "I think that when you become a Republican, you don't get to score any more." -- Butt-head
  90. Even so.... by Atrophis · · Score: 1

    Suppose someone has yet to be shocked in this situation. It would still be good to know that a company is not putting out crap, and if it is, it fixing the problem. Thats more then I can say for a lot of there companys/products out there.

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    i cant seem to come up with a sig.
  91. Another Sony "feature" by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Funny they will do a recall on this, but when they had about 100k laptops with bad LCDs 3 years ago they told everyone with the problem that the vertical stripe in the middle of their screens was a "feature" of their new video chipset. I haven't bought a Sony product since, and probably never will again.

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    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright
  92. Easy way out... by CoolCat · · Score: 1

    This would have been much cheaper for Sony if they let the problem solve itself... dead (read fried) man cannot sue? Right?

    1. Re:Easy way out... by janda · · Score: 1

      The family of the deceased can certainly sue.

      --
      Karma: Food Fight (Mostly affected by Date Plate).
  93. Re:Fight Club ate my hamster by rkz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    how the hell have you got ur sig link to hide the domain, please post the exact code using tags here please. thx

  94. Well Lets See Ringing is 90 Volts At 30 Hz by midnightthunder · · Score: 1

    In North America, ringing is at 90 Volts at a frequency of 30 Hertz. Now depending on just how much of that gets through the laptop to the user, it can actually pack quite a wallop. Further, when the phone company is drying out lines, the voltages are much higher. Technically, such voltages should never arrive inside your house, but last time I checked, this work was done by folks with feet of clay.........

    1. Re:Well Lets See Ringing is 90 Volts At 30 Hz by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Oh i can agree with that statement. Ring voltage can curl your hair quite easily if you get grounded when the phone rings.. I ran into that on more than one occassion, either reworking phone circuits or tinkering on a modem while it's still plugged into the phone jack..

      *ZAP!* Oh hey, your phone's *ZAP!* ringing..

      --
      First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  95. My name is John Connor by cyberon22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    TI-99A:
    The VIAO is designed for extreme computing, driven by a double-capacity battery and equipped with an integrated CD-RW/DVD combo drive. It's arsenal includes a Memory Stick Media slot, for easy control of countless digital devices. It's body chassis is ultra-lightweight, and hardened against minor household accidents.

    John:
    You'll find a way to destroy it.

    TI-99A:
    Unlikely, I'm an obsolete design. The VIAO is a far more effective killing machine.

  96. what happens? by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    So what happens if you send it in, do they send you a new one, or do they just fix it somehow and return it. What do they expect you to do for computing during the 6-8 wks it always take these kinds of transactions to work?

  97. Every time the toilet flushes, my pc reboots... by delcielo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This apparently was a real tech support call.

    When they finally sent somebody out to investigate, it turned out that it was a rural farmhouse to which water was supplied from a well.

    When they flushed the toilet, the well pump started, which drew enough current on that segment to reboot the pc.

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    Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
  98. Isn't this an issue with other laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of those power converters don't seem to have a third prong, so how does the grounding work, if not through the user?

  99. At least this laptop dosen't try to castrate you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We all remember the Powerbook defect from the
    days of yore. :)

  100. ATTN: Moderators by RobertKozak · · Score: 1

    Please mod this as redundant. I am out of mod pionts at the moment.

    Thank you.

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    Bet this .sig looks familiar.
  101. Looking for a hot tip by jonhuang · · Score: 1

    There should be a large number of returned laptops. Will all of them be repaired? Or will there soon be a few thousand flawed (cheap) VAIOs on the 2nd hand market? (actually, they will probably be destroyed as a health hazard). I want one. How can I get one?

  102. Sony Copying Apple!!!!!! by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell yeah, I mean at least Apple had balls to try to CATCH YOU ON FIRE, with a fault on the battery of the powerbook. Its obvious Sony wants to copy Apple, but not entierly, so as to not get Apples Lawyers on them for copyright infringment or some other stupid thing like the ;-)

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    "Slashdot, where telling the truth is overrated but lying is insightful."

    1. Re:Sony Copying Apple!!!!!! by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      with a fault on the battery of the powerbook

      Ah, yes, the PowerBook 5300. So much fun to mock Apple over this-- even eight years later, nobody ever seems to get tired of it.

      Well, guess who made those faulty PowerBook batteries? Sony!

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Sony Copying Apple!!!!!! by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      Ha you know I forgot that aspect of it, your right Sony DID make those batteries. But then again Sony made my sisters XR-M550 Car Deck and it took her 6 month to get a repair done 3 months AFTER she bought the deck. So maybe its just Sony. (They had to get the part shipped from Japan, couldnt just give her a new deck) BTW I use a iBook so I wasnt bashing mac, just making light of the situation

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      "Slashdot, where telling the truth is overrated but lying is insightful."

  103. No problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrm. I haven't had any problem. *phone rings* AUGHAHGAHGHAGAHAGHAHAGAAAAGHH!!!

    (Okay that should qualify as the stupidest joke on slashdot.)

  104. No, not buying this story. by JGag21 · · Score: 0

    Doesn't anyone find this story similar to the Gas Station one? You know if your phone rings while pumping gas it can cause a spark, and ignite the gas you're pumping. Which was proven to be fake. Anyone find it odd that if you do a search on google for Vaio Recall, you'll get this link.
    http://www.earthv.com/articles.asp?ArticleID=128 9 Which has nothing to do with electrocuting you. Notice that article date is 4/18/03. C'mon guys I thought you were smarter than this.

  105. Stinkpad by Fred+Nerk · · Score: 1

    I have a slightly similar problem with my IBM Thinkpad. When it's plugged in and I'm not wearing shoes and I touch the headphone port I get quite a painful shock. It's surprisingly easy to do, since most of the time my thinkpad stays connected on top of my TV, so if I happen to grab it the wrong way, I hate to give up watching TV for a while and just sit there whimpering.

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    Anything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.
  106. Vaio by lazlow · · Score: 1

    Damn that 90 volts feels goood!!!

  107. Once in a lifetime. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    It's one of those stupid things that happens, if you're not so lucky, once in a lifetime.

    At one time I repaired televisions, VCRs and such, brrrr. Thankfully I no longer have to do this.

    The shop had a good working relationship with a local commercial electronics dealer, we did all their warranty and after warranty repairs.

    A couple of years earlier they'd gotten a contract to provide televisions of a certain size and specification to a local prison.

    These TVs needed earphone jacks, so they gotten someone to install them "cheap".

    Time passed and we started getting these for repair with such delightful comments as "I got shocked and then smoke came out, now it's not working."

    The TV, a small B&W set, was directly connected to the AC line with no isolation internally, this of course means that the jack is now at 120VAC potential and the small screw on keeper nut sticking outside the set is just ripe for someone poor, downtrodden rapist to get shocked.

    I personally was torn between keeping my mouth shut and announcing the problem and the solution. Money won, we got about 120 per set, for a 50 dollar new TV, mainly to fix them quickly and keep quiet about it. I chose the money because there was little chance of a fatal electrocution, dammit.

    This happens every now and then in the bidness, someone will invariably try to do this.

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    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  108. My ibook by nilepoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My ibook tickles me all the time when plugged in. The shock comes from the battery area. I have called apple about it, and they deny it is happening.

    Oh well.

    1. Re:My ibook by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Something fun I found:

      Hold you finger over the connector (the one you plug into the laptop), then touch something that's earthed.

      Weee... Now your charging (or fully charged, can't remember which) according to the plug's LED.

      I can't remeber if you have to touch both parts of the exposed plugs, or just one of them.
      I guess it's safe. I don't think Apple are going to pump large currents through exposed connectors, it's something that would get picked up in it's first saftey test.

  109. BUY APPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Powerbooks rule. Better design, more advanced and better looking systems with a "no hassle" operating system that puts Linux and Windows TO SHAME.

  110. plane tickets? lol look how many fake IDs he had.. by RATBOON · · Score: 1

    considering that he has 50 fake IDs in his run-down house, Tyler is just _one_ of the names he uses...i'd bet that he had a fake passport.

    it 'might be' Jack (all those stories written in _first-person_ in the basement...)

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    ---- oh no - it's the RIAA and their $100000000 fine. I'm gonna take that so seriously...
  111. obvious scenario... by DrStrangeLoop · · Score: 1

    you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings."

    so, here i am, sitting at my desk with my sony vaio plugged in because the batteries dont last long enough, i have disabled my phone line because i dont want my laptop to answer calls, the phone line is connected though since i use a dialup isp, the lineout jack is connected to my (grounded) amplifier because i am listening to my mp3 collection, and i get a call on the one phone line i have and ZAP i get shocked? does not sound too unlikely to me.

    of course, if no one ever calls you, you are not at risk.
    for a quick fix, break contact with everyone you know.

  112. Rats, not my model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping my model would be recalled. I bought it about 2 years ago, and I've never had more than 20 minutes of battery life on the battery that came with it, when it was advertised as 1.5-2 hours on one charge. Linux burns the battery even more, and sometimes just turns off before the battery is even empty. Maybe i've got something malconfigured in linux, but still... 20 minutes on the O/S it came installed with, winME.

    winME can blowME.

    I would have bought a different brand of laptop if i hadn't been in a travel rush when i got it. Everyone i see on the airplanes these days seem to run for atleast an hour or more on Toshiba's or Dell's.

  113. Electricians Behaviour by ToKsUri · · Score: 1

    I suppose that's why electricians and people who work with electrical lines, usually work with one hand behind themselves. Then, if you use a VAIO, keep one hand behind yourself while using it. Therefore all of this must be a strategy to introduce the japanese one thumb keyboard into the world market! :o

  114. new form of epunishment by nagothrond · · Score: 1

    "Man dies after receiving shock for illegaly downloading music, as the government institutes it's new form of epunishment" They can't destroy our computers for downloading music so they shock us to death.

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    --Internet Grief Counselor--
  115. Using the body as an antenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blood stream could be used as an antenna?

  116. Good job it's not an Apple by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    I can see it now - thousands of Apple users frantically phoning themselves to get 90V worth of cheap thrills through their japs eyes...

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    oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  117. Vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really wish John Cleese could have described the setup of that situation....
    "DO pay attention, because it's really quite simple..."

  118. Re:plane tickets? lol look how many fake IDs he ha by The+Notorious+ASP · · Score: 1

    Those weren't fake IDs, those were IDs taken from people with dead end jobs that he "enlightened". Remember when Tyler drags the guy out behind the convenience store?

  119. Informative? by sankeld · · Score: 0

    How informative is someone who gets painful shocks the same way twice?

  120. mild elec shock from toshiba portege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has nothing to do with the vaio thing, but i find myself getting a mild shock from my toshiba portege 4010 when it's connected to the mains and i touch the corners of the casing where the paint has come off... can i make any money out of this fact? :-)

  121. Don't laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a BS student, I used to use an AMS TravelPro laptop (Pentium 120MHz). Anyway while I was working in my dorm room at my desk in bare feet, I noticed that my wrists were getting shocked whenever they touched the edges laptop case (while typing). It wasn't like a static shock; more like a mosquito biting. It only happened when in bare feet, of course. (We had those nice tile/concrete floors. It was at GaTech in Armstrong, if any of you wasnt to try it.) I e-mailed AMS, more out of amusement than concern, but they never responded...

    The case was plastic, by the way. But it was matalized in some way-- it was somewhat conductive.

  122. Things that go buzz. by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    All I can say is that Sony should make this a feature. There is a BIG potential once the dildonics market comes around. :-)

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    !@#$% whole-grain cereal. When I want fiber, I eat some wicker furniture. - G. Carlin
  123. Oh really now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given enough people and enough time?

    That doesn't seem to be working for Duke Nukem Forever...

  124. interesting ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    guess what my evil mother in law with a weak heart is getting for Christmas.

  125. bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice story, but my phone company has no problem letting me install my own phone

    all in all, I say you are wrong

    1. Re:bull by pjrc · · Score: 1
      Your power utility company also lets you install whatever appliances you like on those 120 volt and 240 volt sockets throughout your home.

      But that doesn't make those wires safe to touch, does it?

      Likewise to the FCC's Part 68 rules, the Underwriters Labortories does not allow manufacturers to sell products that expose you to those power lines, do they?

  126. score one for apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ibook: harmless
    vaio: shocks you

    think different

  127. Jeez.. by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was Sony, all I'd do is send out an addendum to the manual that says "Do NOT do this - You'll get zapped"

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    You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
    There is a lot of hype here.
  128. Battery? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's 'cause you Dell battery doesn't last long enough for you to feel the zap. ('cause it sucks) ;)

  129. hrm... by Akilae · · Score: 2, Informative

    lol.. this news is about a week old (at least for me it is).. I work in the computer department at a local retailer and heard this news like the end of last month... I'm not sure if it's already posted but a quick search on this page didn't yield any results... but in any case, if anyone bought a Sony PCG-FRV25 notebook when it first came out about a week or two ago... that's the one they're talking about...

  130. disabled phone ringing? by Bud · · Score: 2, Insightful
    [...] you have disabled your phone line, [...] and your phone rings

    Apparently "disabled phone line" has a different meaning on the west side of the Atlantic. I thought it meant that no phone calls are allowed through.

    --Bud

  131. Hey - This is good news! by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Funny

    18K factory reconditioned VAIOs will shortly come onto the market :-)

  132. Working in a Vaio factory... by christophe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder on which continent this problem happened. I'm working in a Vaio factory outside the US (I'm not from Sony), does that mean that I should fear for my life every time the telephone rings? And for the colleagues who ARE working with VAIOs? (I am not) :-)

    --
    Christophe (Don't hesitate to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes, I want to learn - Thanks).
  133. Snoop around the HD of each machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they've got all these laptops, I wonder how much they'll take a look at what's on each one? Will the RIAA pay them to look for MP3, how many paedos will they uncover... ?!

  134. zap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh my god! that just happened to me last night!
    oh no wait, i was touching something else...

  135. Do not underate this danger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have died twice from it. Death is overated. That is why I keep coming back.

    Oh... there's the phone. xcuse me!

  136. Re:plane tickets? lol look how many fake IDs he ha by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    Tyler is just _one_ of the names he uses

    Nope. Aside from the "dying guys anonymous", he only uses Tyler Durden. Maybe if his boss, his g/f (name slipping me), and the whole dang Project Mayhem didn't know him as "Tyler Durden," you'd have a case.

    it 'might be' Jack (all those stories written in _first-person_ in the basement...)

    Those are, actually, real stories written in exactly the kind of magazine you'd find in an old abandoned house.

  137. Wired crossed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've never gotten a good explanation for the crossed-wires syndrome, though."

    IANATE (telco engineer), but I believe I can explain "crossed wires" (and I'll go down in flames if I'm wrong, but here goes).

    Some phone systems use (or used to) time division multiplexing (mux) to increase the analog cable capacity, effectively chopping up several channels into slices which are combined into one. The process is reversed at the other end (demuxing). For example, take 10 signals (A-J), give them 1/10th of a second each, and switch 10 times a second (A,B,C,D, etc).

    If the mux and demux clocks are out of sync, the slices of the original signals get confused. Lets say the demux clock is 1/20th of a second behind the mux clock; the reconstituted signal A will be the second half of the slice of the original signal A, plus the first half of the slice of signal B. The reconstituted signal B wil be 50% signal B and 50% signal C, and so on.

    Who can hear who when this happens depends on which part of the system is out of sync. You need a mux and demux at each end, remember. If the demuxer at your end is out of sync, but the mux is in, then you can listen to a crossed line, but not talk. If both the mux and demux at your end are out of sync, you can listen and talk. And, of course, if the mux is out but the demux is in, you can be heard but not listen in.

    I'm not sure whether time division multiplexing is still in use, what with all the digital systems. Its been a long time since I was in a phone exchange...

    Anyway, I hope that helps. You might want to google for more info on time division multiplexing; you are almost certain to find a more lucid explaination than mine.

    1. Re:Wired crossed... by swb · · Score: 1

      I'd almost buy that except that the sound quality of the other parties was very good.

      I'd expect a pretty harsh high-pass filter and/or timeslew effects from the effective loss of 50% of bandwidth.

      My memory is hazy, but at this moment I'm thinking that the effect happened most commonly when picking up the phone. I wonder if there wasn't some switching problem which caused a line selector to grab an in-use circuit instead of an unused one.

      Your explanation would make more sense if it happened exclusively in-call.

  138. Re:I can't see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a mix of a incorrectly spec'ed out transistor or something like that, and a bad ground circuit"

    Well, at least you didn't blame the power switch, that's a start.

    "The metal case is obviously a ground,"

    It may not be. Most laptops use external power supplies with no direct ground connection, so they would be classed as double insulated. Without any other path to ground, the metal parts of the case are most likely floating (no specific voltage with regards to ground).

    "...and the phone being disabled probably grounds the phone out."

    No, it wouldn't because the phantom power supply on the phone line (50 Volts, from memory) would then be shorted to earth. As much as I like pretty sparks, that's not a good idea. Devices for a phone line always disconnect open circuit.

    "...the phone ringer signal grounds out through the person holding the metal ground portion of the case"

    Except that the problem only occurs when the laptop is connected to a grounded peripheral. If there is a solid ground connection via, say, a monitor cable shield, the ring signal should shunt through that. In this case, the potential is being developed between (mains) ground and the floating ground of the laptop (when the mains ground is removed, the problem disappears, since the part that was previously connected to ground can float while the metal parts remain close to ground).

    This all suggests a poor grounding design more than faulty parts. In fact, given that the ring voltage on a phone line is around 90 Volts, possibly higher for an unloaded circuit, it would be a mighty transistor (in laptop land, anyway) that could stand that kind of punishment without letting out the magic smoke that makes all components work...

  139. I'll answer the phone mom by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    No mom I do not want a Vio laptop. No grounding it to my deskmis not a good idea. Yes mom I'll remember to answer the phone the next time you call. No mom I don't think electricuting me is a good idea.
    Yes mom I'll answer the phone.

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    I don't actually exist.
  140. It works Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor s by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
    So if the electricity is going down the chain to the dog (which it likely would not, since that's not the path of least resistance to the ground),

    Actually, the chain is an excellent conductor, and the dog is pretty much a big bag of salty water, which is a very good conductor. The ground, particularly if it is earth is a reasonable conductor. So, on the whole, it's quite likely to be the path of least resistance.

    the dog could only get shocked if the path was open.

    If it is a rusted spike, it's quite likely to be open circuit.

    While urine would perhaps make this path more conducive (I can't honestly say I've stood in pee and shocked myself),

    Very much so. Urine contains quite a bit of salt- salt water is an excellent conductor.

    it's higly unlikely any urination would be forced in the first place.

    The poor dog is being shocked through it's neck and through it's paws. It's very likely to get most upset, and worried, and urinate.

    Additionally as soon as it urinates, the shock stops. The dog will work this out over time, and deliberately urinate in the right place to stop the electricity. It's very plausible.

    Whether it really happened though; I don't know. It could very well have done, but that doesn't mean it did.

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    -WolfWithoutAClause

    "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"