Slashdot Mirror


User: Jerk+City+Troll

Jerk+City+Troll's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
763
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 763

  1. We all know your distro of choice. on Initial Reactions to Fedora Core 5 · · Score: 1

    It's Debian, right?

  2. Those agents are ahead of the curve! on FBI Agents Don't Have Email Access · · Score: 1

    Because afterall, email is for old people!

  3. Obscure /. reference. on Marvel and DC Enforce "Superhero" Trademark · · Score: 1

    I was attempting to make a joke based on an previous story titled “In Korea, Email Is Only For Old People”.

  4. You're right, but... on Microsoft Releases Atlas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [JavaScript is] just not the right language for writing full-featured applications. It's barely even object oriented, weak typed, etc. And debugging it is a disaster.

    Actually, EMCA Script is perhaps one of the most object-oriented languages in use today. Absolutely everything is an object and there are no primatives. And as for debugging, Venkma is probably one of the most powerful debugging environments I have ever used for any language or platform?

    As for your comment regarding Java Applets, it is really a matter of ubiquity. Every browser (for our intents and purposes) has ECMA Script support. However, not all of them have the Java Runtime Environment plug-in.

  5. What encyclopaedia is that? on Marvel and DC Enforce "Superhero" Trademark · · Score: 1

    Only old people use Britannica.

  6. Captain K says Marvel and DC can suck his glock. on Marvel and DC Enforce "Superhero" Trademark · · Score: 1

    Superhero, KMFDM

    You're so wonderful
    Apple of everyone's eye
    You're so clever
    Multimillion-dollar smile

    The world is your oyster and pearls are fun
    Share them with everyone that you love
    And you love everyone always all of the time

    Missing link you eat your own dear
    Bird of prey you can't control
    In your world perception
    Hazy

    Connection precise
    Cave in
    Bow to the other side

    You're a superhero
    Demigod
    No one anywhere anytime any which way but you
    If the mirror speaks the truth we must aspire and work
    Harder to be like you
    'cause anything goes when you're a star

    Regal elegant
    You are bewitching and wild
    Fifteen minutes a lifetime
    They just don't apply

    Shudder to think that if could ever be true
    That anyone else is as lovely as you
    You bear the name and the lineage that we desire

    In the shutterbug-flash you look fabulous
    With your made-to-order plastic-mask
    You look so divine

  7. Something With More Substance on SCOTUS To Hear Patentable Thought Case · · Score: 1

    Although I am sure Michael Crichton is an expert on just about everything from dinosaurs to time travel, there is considerably more substantial reference material available on this matter. http://law.duke.edu/publiclaw/supremecourtonline/l abvmet.html

  8. Source code for JSF is already available. on UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters · · Score: 1

    It' right here, duh.

  9. You're thinking of The Flo Control Project. on British Rail's Flying Saucer · · Score: 1

    You are looking for The Flo Control Project. A photograph of a silhouette of the cat entering the device is taken and compared to images of the cat with and without an object (usually a dead rodent or bird) in its mouth. If the photograph matches approximately with the image of the cat without any extra baggage, it is allowed to enter.

  10. Typical for Microsoft: hinder technology. on No EFI Support for Vista · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is content to drive forward quantity (more disk, more memory, and so forth), but when it comes to dropping relics of aging architectures, they make obviously stupid decisions like this. Full support for EFI is not about booting on the Mac, it's about dropping BIOS for everyone. Yet another example of how Microsoft holds us all back, whether we use their products or not. Nevertheless, there will eventually be a way to dual boot Macs with Windows. It is inevitable.

  11. One little error. on No EFI Support for Vista · · Score: 4, Informative

    Emulation is hard. The Wine project has been started 13 years ago, and they still support only a handfull of applications.

    I hope you weren't implying that Wine is an emulator because Wine Is Not an Emulator. ;)

  12. Re:He is absolutely right. (?!) on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Nobody is advocating taking away your right to modify your operating system. What I am advocating, however, is that we eliminate the fundamental reason we are forced to choose between a dozen or so different packages on a download page for a single version of a single program.

  13. Re:He is absolutely right. on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and there's no reason that chocolate ice cream couldn't be made to taste like vanilla. Except that people who prefer chocolate wouldn't buy it.

    This analogy misses the point so entirely that I have no idea why I am responding. Alas. Ice cream is still fundamentally a product of a dairy product, salt, and frozen water, differentiated by flavor. When you go to the ice cream store to make a purchase, you base your purchase on chocolate versus vanilla. The overwhelming majority do not make their purchase based on the chemical makeup of the product.

    Since we're getting into the endlessly trite realm of argument by analogy (as opposed to reality), let me bring cars into the picture. The overwhelming majority of people who purchase cars just want to drive them. The cars may offer different features and performance characteristics, but as far as the user in concerned, they all use the same gas, can drive on the same roads, and generally operate the same. Now imagine if every car maker required a different road surfce or some required rails and others required maglevs. That would certainly make for a messy situation, agreed?

  14. Re:He is absolutely right. (?!) on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Great diversionary tactic, but I'll bite.

    Sorry to dissapoint you, but eliminating the status-quo has the inescapable consequence of introducing “a swarm of” new problems.

    Care to back this rather general statement up? The way I see it, the present status quo could also be the source of a great many problems. To provide an example which contradicts your claim, let me talk about Internet Explorer. With 90% of the browser market, it is both the “standard” and the source of many vulnerabilities in Windows. Replacing it with browsers that support better security features like Firefox and Opera can eliminate the problems it introduces.

    Because, as you said, status-quo is “mind-numbing” while eliminating it requires great intellectual effort.

    Exactly! Such as consolidating the efforts of many distribution vendors into one base product such that they work together towards eliminating the “norm” rather than against each other. I knew you'd see it my way.

  15. Re:He is absolutely right. on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    It's called POSIX.

    Yes, imagine if this extended beyond executable formats, file systems, and thread models. Sadly, your comment does not address anything higher up which actually affects the user.

  16. Re:He is absolutely right. (?!) on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 2

    Oh come off this nonsense. This is not about elimating choice, this is about practical reality. It does not make sense to try to support a product across so many distributions that are fundamentally the same operating system. All features that users are interested in exist in, quite intuitively, user space. They do not care what the init scripts are doing or what kernel they are running. Not a single user noticed Apple's transition from BSDi to FreeBSD 5 when they released Panther and that is precisely how computers should operate. Why cannot we, in the open source community, offer the same thing? The answer is: we can, we just don't want to. What users do care about is their own experience, not that of the developer. If we are ever to eliminate the mind-numbing status quo, we have to be pragmatic and offer solutions to problems without introducing a swarm of new problems.

  17. He is absolutely right. on Dell Opens Up About Desktop Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What he'd really like to see, is for the popular Linux distros to converge on a common core platform, according to the article.

    Ultimately, all mainstream Linux distributions could derive from the same basic base (with the exception of those which try to fit Linux in tight places, for example). There is no reason that RedHat, SuSE, Debian, et al have to have so many differences beneath user-space software. (Consider the wildly different boot-time initialization scripts in each of those distributions. Ironically, there is a modular system in place.) Consolidate the similarities and expand by extensions which do not eliminate cross “distro” compatibility. There are already efforts to this effect. This is no magic bullet for any particular problem, but it will help eliminate the throat-cutting within the community and encourage computer manufacturers like Dell to offer Linux solutions.

  18. Re:What are you trying to say? on Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool · · Score: 1

    That depends on what is considered to be a good user interface by the target audience.

    Who do you think is the target audience of a product called “OpenOffice”?

  19. What are you trying to say? on Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.

    So in other words, you're saying that its user interface is a complete and utter failure?

  20. Oh, the naivety card. on Senate Passes Patriot Act Renewal · · Score: 1

    You're extremely naive if you really complain about John Doe not being able to get anywhere without any of these to back him up.

    Yes, extremely naive. Just as naive as the fundamental concept of democracy: the notion we can live together in a just and free society. Terribly naive. What were we thinking?

  21. Re:Your signature is interesting. on Utah Votes 'No' to Darwin's Critics · · Score: 1

    Thousands of years ago, it used to be that stoning women to death for getting raped was moral, while today, that is no longer the case.

    Actually, in Iraq and other places today, this is still valid. See also: "Honor Killing"

    Whew. I am happy the morality of my locality differs from the morality of those who would commit such “honor killings”.

  22. Your signature is interesting. on Utah Votes 'No' to Darwin's Critics · · Score: 2, Insightful

    “Moral relativism” seeks to eliminate all meaningful definitions of “morality”.

    “Moral relativism” is a redundant term. All morals are intrinsically relative to the people, times, and places from which they originate. Thousands of years ago, it used to be that stoning women to death for getting raped was moral, while today, that is no longer the case. It also used to be moral to have slaves, but that too was based on whether you lived in the north or the south. People define morality, not absolutes. And because people are transient, morals will come and go, and evolve.

    Also, it is funny that you say “moral relativism” eliminates definitions of morality. You used the plural form of “definition” thus indicating you think that there are multiple definitions of morality in the first place. I could not agree more.

  23. Six one way, half-dozen the other. on Genndy Tartakovsky to Direct Dark Crystal Sequel · · Score: 1

    Herion or heroine and the tip of one's penis. It's all the same.

  24. Re:DIfference? on University Bans wi-fi as Health Concern · · Score: 1

    Therefore by your reasoning visible light is more dangerous than microwaves.

    Sunlight?

  25. One item is still on the menu today. on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 1

    “Baby Humans with Cashews and Potatoes...24.50”

    That's if Dick Cheney walks into the restaurant.