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Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool

Jane Walker writes "Take a tour of the multi-layered charting tools of OpenOffice 2.0's Charting Wizard, as you learn to create, edit and master the art of making a polished chart." From the article: "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

188 comments

  1. Yarrrr! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deres gold in dem source code!! YARRR

    1. Re:Yarrrr! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I can only second that notion - whenever someone talks about "wonderful treasures" being "revealed", I get this image of an treasure chest on the bottom of the ocean, opening with a creak as the diver approaches to reveal sparkling gold dubloons and other riches.

      It's a very vivid image, too - and I *really* would like to know exactly where it comes from, because it sure is weird.

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    2. Re:Yarrrr! by ashridah · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm thinking Super Mario 64 myself.

      Some of those water world levels had you swimming down to find treasure chests that'd open up with a nice creak. Had giant clams too :)

      ash

    3. Re:Yarrrr! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      That's a good guess, but I actually had this even before I played Super Mario 64. It sure was an interesting experience when I *did* play it, though... *s*

      Personally, I think it may have been a cartoon or maybe a children's book or even a movie or so that I saw when I was young, but I have no idea which it may have been. Oh well.

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    4. Re:Yarrrr! by somersault · · Score: 1

      hmm.. the Little Mermaid (Ariel's lair with all the human artifacts)? I can picture the scene you mention myself, but I wouldnt say it's one that I thought when thinking of treasure chests. Maybe Echo the Dolphin? That had some pretty cool graphics, though I only played it like once..

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    5. Re:Yarrrr! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      No, I never watched Little Mermaid, and didn't know about Ecco at all until very recently (I never really got into Genesis games). Does Ecco actually have chests?

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    6. Re:Yarrrr! by somersault · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it does actually, but it was also in 2D on the megadrive and 3D on the DC I think. I'm sure someone will complain if I'm wrong =p never was a console fanboy really

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    7. Re:Yarrrr! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Megadrive and Dreamcast are two other consoles I never used - I pretty much only had my NES. :)

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    8. Re:Yarrrr! by somersault · · Score: 1

      we had Amigas and Macs until my dad shocked me by buying us a PSX one year :D we got a PS2 when the CD drive on the PSX gave up, now flown the coop and will get a PS3 to play my PSX games on next year hehe :D

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    9. Re:Yarrrr! by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Nice. :) I got an N64 and a PS2 myself a few years ago, but outside of that, I never had anything but an NES. I was more focused on PC gaming for the most part...

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  2. Hidden Treasures? by merreborn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Hidden Treasures"?
    "mystery-lover's dream vacation"?
    "huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets"?

    Here's a hint: if you're trying to write a positive review of software, try not to use analogies that indicate that the UI is arcane and unintuitive!

    1. Re:Hidden Treasures? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not a review, it's a tutorial, so it's necessary to be brutally honest -- but you have to make it sound nifty so as not to scare readers away.

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    2. Re:Hidden Treasures? by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's a hint: if you're trying to write a positive review of software, try not to use analogies that indicate that the UI is arcane and unintuitive!

      More importantly, don't make normal old features (available in every other data charting software) out to be something more than they are. I found the article to be nothing but boring and sensationalist.

    3. Re:Hidden Treasures? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      While I think it was more of a review than a tutorial, I don't think it was particularly accurate in its description.

      OpenOffice's charting functionality just doesn't have that much stuff that's 'hidden' -- unless you're completely unfamiliar with Excel's charting tools which work almost exactly the same.

    4. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    5. Re:Hidden Treasures? by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Being a hardcore Microsoft Office user, I thought there was a Myst-simulator in OpenOffice a la the flight simulator in Excel. Thank you for bashing my dreams.

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    6. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're a troll but I'll bite anyway...

      It dosen't have to melt.
      Just needs to get hot enough to lose strength.

      http://www.911review.com/articles/jm/cache/fr006.h tm

    7. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      From looking at your website, I seriously hope you're joking.

      Either that or you badly need a reality check.

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    8. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While it was impossible for the fuel-rich, diffuse-flame fire to burn at a temperature high enough to melt the steel, its quick ignition and intense heat caused the steel to lose at least half its strength and to deform, causing buckling or crippling. This weakening and deformation caused a few floors to fall, while the weight of the stories above them crushed the floors below, initiating a domino collapse.

      (quote from the page linked to by the parent: http://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/JOM/0112/Eagar/Ea gar-0112.html)

      Sorry for the OT post.
    9. Re:Hidden Treasures? by subStance · · Score: 1

      Heheh - kinda like "renovator's dream home".

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    10. Re:Hidden Treasures? by mobilebuddha · · Score: 1

      actually, after reading that summary, not gonna bother. why? cuz it sounds like the UI is not intuitive at all. i don't wanna waste my time downloading it and just to find out about its horrendous UI. i mean.. if you are trying to "sell me" into using the openoffice 2.0, that's definitely not the way to do it.

      love oss, i just think you guys could do a little more on the marketing end..

    11. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're almost there, but you're not quite getting it. Apparently oo 2 is so bad, they're repackaging it as a first person shooter.

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    12. Re:Hidden Treasures? by PsychicX · · Score: 1

      The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.

      Hint #2: This is also an average consumer's worst nightmare.

    13. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTC building 7 fell, exactly the same as WTC 1 and 2, and it was NOT hit by an airplane. ALL the collapses looked exactly like controlled demolitions.

      Watch the interesting movie Loose Change. It is a work in progress, but already very informative.

    14. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many steel buildings have EVER collapsed due to fire? How many for burning like 2 hours with fairly low tempurature fires? The fires weren't that big a deal, you can even see pictures of people standing in the hole left by one of the airplanes.

      But if you have any idiotic reason to not doubt the "official" account of September 11th, go look at the Pentagon. There is NO way that an airliner hit that building. None. There should also be dozens of cameras that would have recorded the event, where's the video if there was an airliner?

      Fact is, the government is lying about 9/11. You, along with every other American, should be demanding to know not only what really happened, but how the fuck they managed to pull it off. Because it is clearly the most wide spread conspiracy of our time, and possibly in the history of the world. That isn't a "conspiracy theory", that is a fact. Just one without an explanation from anyone who knows how it was done. Probably because they all realize that they will not only be out of power forever, but probably get executed in the bargain.

    15. Re:Hidden Treasures? by coaxeus · · Score: 1

      wow. wow. I just took a look at your sites there.. you need to check into the funny farm right away sir. Do you just find every possible nutjob conspiracy theory and instantly belive it ? I mean, some people are whackos and belive a conspiracy or two, but you've got so many going on there that I can't help but just laugh my ass off.

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    16. Re:Hidden Treasures? by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      Or that its somehow tacked onto a bottle of wine.

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    17. Re:Hidden Treasures? by MooUK · · Score: 1

      There is a Space Invaders game. It distracted me for an hour the other day.

    18. Re:Hidden Treasures? by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      The fact that you are posting as AC shows your fear for your own safety.

      Point a finger publicly and see the "response" you get.

      Predictable responses:

      1. 50% patriots in slashdot would tear you up and the mods would mod you so low that you would be invisible.

      2. 50% would agree with your conspiracy theory and point out Area-51 and moon landings as proof.

      3. The rest (yeah delibrately) would laugh silently while they map your (and others) IP address to real world address and send out Erasers-in-reverse to erase your%&&%##&^$%% NO CARRIER

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    19. Re:Hidden Treasures? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I thought it sounded more like these people expected OO just to be an MS Office clone, but it turns out that it is so much better? Oh well, perspective, perspective..

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    20. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI: In any cell type in =Game("StarWars"). A small, space invaders style game will appear.

    21. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not a consumer, but the phrase "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue" sprung to mind when I read it.

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    22. Re:Hidden Treasures? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      You think you're disappointed? I was hoping for a secret boobie area like in the Castle Siege map in Enemy Territory.

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    23. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You can download Space Invaders & Pacman in Visual Basic for Excel.

      The site
      http://www.geocities.jp.nyud.net:8090/nchikada/pac /

      Pacman download
      http://www1.plala.or.jp.nyud.net:8090/chikada/vba/ pac/pacelle.zip

      Space Invaders
      http://www1.plala.or.jp.nyud.net:8090/chikada/vba/ cellvader/cellvader_e.zip

      Pacman is excellent, a total clone of the arcade game, even down to the sounds and graphics. It runs pretty fast too, and is doesn't lock the CPU like flash tends to. The odd thing is that Excel VB macros can draw pixels with Cell.FillColor on my old laptop easily as fast as the optimised assembler routines could draw them on arcade machine.

      I've coralized the links because geocities can't handle a slashdotting.

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    24. Re:Hidden Treasures? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yup this is worrying stuff

      http://en.xiando.org/Current_events

      * The amount of Chemtrail attacks worldwide is increasing.

      Is this why people point lasers at aircraft? Do they think the contrails are part of some kind of mind control scheme.

      http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-01-11 -laser-aircraft_x.htm

      * Al-Qaeda is getting dull. More fake terrorism is inevitably required maintain the completely tyrannic (still secret) world government, so a new big threat for the "TV watcher" will likely emerge soon.

      Or maybe al-Qaeda will actually attack us again.

      * It is still possible to free yourself of fear and choose to live in a love and harmony.

      That's good to know.

      * Television still makes you as stupid as the people on it.

      But Battlestar Galactica is cool. You should watch it, it's about a liberal democracy under attack by a murderous enemy and the stresses that attack places on it.

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    25. Re:Hidden Treasures? by coaxeus · · Score: 1

      The fun never ends for "xiando corp." From dozens of conspiracy whacko sites, to conspiracy sites posing as torrent sites, to fake porn sites full of referrer links (his actual source of revenue I suspect) it's quite an operation. This guy is the new timecube.com

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  3. Secret bookcases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why the hell do you want software that you have to dig deep through in order to get any benefit out of using it?

    1. Re:Secret bookcases? by dusik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jeez, but if you looked at the source code you'd know exactly how to use it! Whiner ;-)

    2. Re:Secret bookcases? by Tlosk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right, I should just be able to say into my microphone "Make me a snazzy chart according to my data and design whims. Make it so."

      Some things by their nature are always going to at least somewhat complicated if they give you any amount of control over the data layout and graphical design. Charting being one of them.

      The reason has little to do with the software but rather with the fact that many of the decisions to be made are arbitrary. There's no one best way of doing it, and depending on what you happen to be doing in particular (the field, existing standards, your audience, your data set) you may have very different rankings on what would be "better" ways of laying things out or what to display and how.

    3. Re:Secret bookcases? by anaplasmosis · · Score: 0

      It doesn't stop people from buying Microsoft.


      Once again, some MS weenie confuses "familiar" with "intuitive".

  4. For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by palumbor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel as if I was just verbally assaulted by an informercial.

    1. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      :SLAP: Buy OpenOffice 2.0.1 or else
      BITCH!

      Now you can say you've been physically assaulted by an infomercial too :O) ..wha? It's free?
      Sorry for slapping you dude.

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    2. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by xiando · · Score: 1

      :SLAP: Buy OpenOffice 2.0.1 or else Yes, sir. Was (ab)using 2.0.0.

      ~ $ USE="binfilter java mozilla xml2" ACCEPT_KEYWORDS="~x86" emerge openoffice

    3. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      OpenOffice.org: As Seen On Slashdot!

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    4. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    5. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by neccoant · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, this is a glorified ad, but it also describes the exact opposite of what a UI designer or user wants to hear. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

    6. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by elronxenu · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for a slashvertisement so I could tag it correctly. It was a good thing I didn't have to wait long!

    7. Re:For 19.95 A LIMITED TIME! by dusik · · Score: 1

      Don't use ACCEPT_KEYWORDS! Use /etc/portage/package.keywords!

      (sorry it sounds off-topic, all non-gentooers, but this command is evil and can break your system!)

  5. Chart Topper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a good book on doing good charts to begin with? I've seen online charts that can be confusing because someone picked the wrong colors.

  6. I don't like haunted house interfaces by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    Yeah, they perfectly emulate Microsoft Excel charts: you get to click around with the mouse, hoping you'll hit the magic spot to get the context menu for the attribute you want. "Ok, X-axis. Last time it I clicked here and then here. I mean here, wait over here." There's not even a damned menu that shows all the options.

    Whereas, with gnuplot I get no GUI but reproducible results from a simple text file. With gnuplot, I can set the colors, I can set the output size, I can specify the output format. No magic, no "secret bookcases." And I can pipe the data from other processes.

    gnuplot wins for anything serious.

    1. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by kebes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I fully agree that Excel (and OpenOffice.org's Calc) has a horrible interface for making graphs. It is frustrating to actually get anything to look the way you want. Moreover, there is no simple way to get a graph "looking perfect" and then apply that formatting style to other graphs. You either have to start from scratch, or copy the graph and then change the data that it is pointing to. Both are tedious. I wish OO.o had a simple way to apply formatting from one graph to another (maybe it does... anything know of a trick?).

      However, despite how bad Excel's graph capabilities are, you may be interested to know that there is a better way to select and modify graph items. Instead of right-clicking madly, open up the "Chart" toolbar (right-click on the toolbar near the top and make the "Chart" one visible). When you select a graph, the toolbar will list all the items ("Data series 1", "Data series 2", "x-axis", etc.). You can now pick the one you want and open its properties quickly. This allows you to "get" the item you want.

      That having been said, it's a frustrating experience. There is no good way, for instance, to have proper-looking scientific/exponential notation on a graph in either Excel or OO.o calc. These are the types of things that I think OO.o could really be *ahead* of MS Office... It wouldn't take much programming (compared to what has already been done), and it would make OO.o immediately more useful than MS Office for certain tasks.

    2. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by oasisweb · · Score: 0

      oh oh oh! but with microsoft, you can win a vacation on the blue sea of death! Can gnuplot win that?

    3. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by hole725 · · Score: 1

      Maybe by the time version 5.0 comes out we'll be able to scale the x-axis.

    4. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they perfectly emulate Microsoft Excel charts: you get to click around with the mouse, hoping you'll hit the magic spot to get the context menu for the attribute you want. "Ok, X-axis. Last time it I clicked here and then here. I mean here, wait over here." There's not even a damned menu that shows all the options.

      You are so right.

    5. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      . There is no good way, for instance, to have proper-looking scientific/exponential notation on a graph in either Excel or OO.o calc.

      Three words: open document format.
      Actually, let me make that six: open document format in plain text

      There's an API for it for C++, Java, and python. All your moves can be documented.
      I believe that there are also several other APIs in other languages that write directly to the docs.

      Of course, given the fact that it's all in XML, it wouldn't be so bad to do something simple, like just figuring out where the data is stored and write your own little SAX parser to change the numbers and position of things around.

      Horribly complicated? To start with, but the results may be worth it. Doing all the things that you can do with a GUI without one takes more time up front. Otherwise, more people would be using Latex, and fewer would be using its vastly inferior (in capabilities) cousins, the WYSIWYGs.

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    6. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by flynt · · Score: 4, Informative

      You *must* try R if you think gnuplot is good. www.r-project.org. R is hands down the best environment for data analysis and graphics. The graphing is so much more flexible than anything I've ever used, and the language makes extending the functionality of the core packages a breeze. I've been using it for over three years now, and it does take some getting used to, especially if you haven't programmed in a functional language before, but the time invested in learning R will definitely pay off if you analyze data or produce specialty graphs on a regular basis for work or school. Every programmer should know R!

    7. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by Davorama · · Score: 1

      Egads, not gnuplot. Grace is the only way to go for this sort of thing.

      Let the flamefest begin!

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    8. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by DigitlDud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been playing around with the Office 2007 beta and the charting GUI is real nice. The charts actually look modern now too.

    9. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by XchristX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check these out for decent technical graphics and voluminous data analysis:

      http://labplot.sourceforge.net/

      http://soft.proindependent.com/qtiplot.html

      http://scigraphica.sourceforge.net/

      These are typically better than oocalc for more sophisticated analysis (labplot uses the very powerful GNU Scientific libs as backends). Also, better 3-D graphics using the qwt libraries.

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    10. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is R compared to matlab, scilab and similar?

    11. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by the_olo · · Score: 1
      That having been said, it's a frustrating experience. There is no good way, for instance, to have proper-looking scientific/exponential notation on a graph in either Excel or OO.o calc. These are the types of things that I think OO.o could really be *ahead* of MS Office... It wouldn't take much programming (compared to what has already been done), and it would make OO.o immediately more useful than MS Office for certain tasks.

      Why don't you document what you need in the OpenOffice Issuezilla?

    12. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

      You *must* try R if you think gnuplot is good.

      I'm currently about to start fiddling with gnuplot to create graphs for inclusion in LaTeX with the packages "epic" and "eepic". The nice thing with that is that text isn't converted to graphics (not even vector graphics) but retains it's notions of being characters that should be drawn with a font. Can R do the same for me?

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    13. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do have a trick for moving formats from one graph in Excel to another fairly quickly.

      Just record a macro. Start it recording, then set font sizes and titles and a viariety of other things. With a little tweaking, you can just run the macro on another graph and it will go through and apply all of the same changes.

      It's not quite as simple or obvious as a simple copy paste action, but it gets the job done. Mostly. Which is all I ever ask of Microsoft products.

    14. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by hey! · · Score: 1

      Geez, you make it sound like a rock band. If it gets popular, will we be seeing posts about it selling out and going commercial?

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    15. Re:I don't like haunted house interfaces by phiala · · Score: 1
      I'm currently about to start fiddling with gnuplot to create graphs for inclusion in LaTeX with the packages "epic" and "eepic". The nice thing with that is that text isn't converted to graphics (not even vector graphics) but retains it's notions of being characters that should be drawn with a font. Can R do the same for me?

      Yes, I think so. Check out this Sweave demo: http://www.stat.umn.edu/~charlie/Sweave/. Sweave is overkill for what you are talking about, but gives an idea of how to do it. This being R, I'm certain there are many other ways to accomplish the same thing, but I'm just beginning to fiddle with LaTeX myself.

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  7. That really is a great phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That really is a great phrase the article inadvertantly coined there. I propose that "secret bookcase" hereby become standard jargon for an interface feature which violates the Principle of Least Astonishment in some truly astonishing way.

    1. Re:That really is a great phrase by orthogonal · · Score: 0, Redundant

      you get to click around with the mouse, hoping you'll hit the magic spot

      Like Stan searching for the clitoris in the South Park movie.

  8. But can it compete with MS-Office!? by merc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, I digress. What I really meant to say was "But, does it have a flight simulator?"

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    1. Re:But can it compete with MS-Office!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's so full of secret bookcases and hidden closets, maybe we just haven't found it yet.

    2. Re:But can it compete with MS-Office!? by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      So you want the flight simulator to come out of the closet?

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    3. Re:But can it compete with MS-Office!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, that's it exactly. the fligh simulator is gay, and we want the world to know.

      oh slashdot, I love your damn weirdness. what the hell. what the hell, indeed.

  9. Slow news day by kentrel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, comparing something to Nancy Drew mysteries, the perfect way to a geek's heart.

  10. Some more fun with OpenOffice.org by codergeek42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Open up OpenOffice.org Calc, and enter the following into any cell:

    =Game("StarWars")

    Enjoy! :-)

    (Thanks to ChrisWhite on IRC a few months ago for this tidbit...)

    1. Re:Some more fun with OpenOffice.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's.... neat?

      I've seen better animated flash cartoons by a 6-year-old.

    2. Re:Some more fun with OpenOffice.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think that's cool, type /productivity_suite in the chat area next time you play WoW. Now that's cool!

    3. Re:Some more fun with OpenOffice.org by chriswaclawik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sadly, in the time it takes to open up OpenOffice I can load the level I'm on in Far Cry. :)

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    4. Re:Some more fun with OpenOffice.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blizzard sure does know how to create a web page editor. after using that then trying the pages.google.com editor, i was sorely dissapointed in googles attempts: they couldn't even replicate an easter egg in a popular online game!

  11. Oh boy! Chart Wizards! by winkydink · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why it almost has as much charting functionality as Excel 95! Stop the presses! Slashdot exclusive!

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  12. Usability, is that you? by MrNonchalant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because you know your software is usable when it's described as a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.

    1. Re:Usability, is that you? by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yup, open source usability problem. "What it lacks in obviousness, OpenOffice makes up for in the many ways to find the tools. They're in four places." Bad sign. Worse if some of options are only in some of the places.

      This is an generic problem with open source GUI programs. Some features are reached through menus, some through toolbars, and some by right clicking. The interface tends to be determined more by who added the feature than by coherent design.

      The original "Macintosh User Interface Guidelines" are still a good read. You may disagree with some of them, but if you have no idea what they are, you shouldn't be designing interfaces.

    2. Re:Usability, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, this is a case of an open source app emulating (too well) the miserable UI habits of many proprietary applications. MS Office, in this case.

    3. Re:Usability, is that you? by Potato+Battery · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are sitting in front of a computer. There is an icon on the desktop.

      >Make chart.

      Can't do that now.

      >Launch OpenOffice

      You are magically transported from the chair, though the monitor, to the other side, a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors. It is getting very dark. You could be eaten by a grue.

      >Light lantern. Make chart.

    4. Re:Usability, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

      God, I love those text-based games. Back in the day we used to write them in study hall...had to do it long hand then goto the lab and enter the code.

    5. Re:Usability, is that you? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in the day we used to write them in study hall...had to do it long hand then goto the lab and enter the code.

      Don't you mean GOTO the lab and enter the code?

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    6. Re:Usability, is that you? by IronHelixx · · Score: 1

      OMG - I almost split my gut. :D

    7. Re:Usability, is that you? by juliao · · Score: 1

      Haven't you read Dijkstra? GOTO is considered harmful. That's why I just sit here and never go anywhere these days.

    8. Re:Usability, is that you? by root_42 · · Score: 1

      Um, OpenOffice has a very long history as being a commercial, closed source program (Star Office). It has changed since its Open Source release, yes, but not that much so that you wouldn't feel at home. And I bet people wouldn't bash its GUI, if it still were a commercial program.

      Oh wait, it is still commercial! I think OOo 2.0 and also Star Office have a nice GUI, which is highly customizable and allows for a lot of efficient keyboard shortcuts. I also think that the changes from 1.x to 2.0 increased usability a lot. This all sounds a bit too much like the usual OpenSource == bad GUI bashing. Yeah, the charting tool is not the best. So what? It is getting better, and for the time being, for more complex tasks you can use Gnuplot, R, or whatever. For example: When doing mathematical graphs, Maple sucks totally, I always do that with other tools, too. Although I produce the data with Maple.

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  13. Made unusable by design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about instead, they make the thing intuitive. There are SO MANY options turned on at start that it's not usable, and trying to find those is enough to make me remove OO every time and go use some other program.

    I'm trying to type and the the blasted thing is auto indenting, auto fixing, auto guessing my words and generally pissing me off. And finding those and more aggrivating options to turn off, is akin to battling library version conflicts while compiling in linux.

    1. Re:Made unusable by design by djSpinMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know, man. It looks like you could kind of use that auto-spellcheck, even if it is aggrivating.

  14. Wow by threedognit3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I know this is going to make 15 people happy.

  15. God forbid this was an Microsoft Office review by backslashdot · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There's no way in hell spin like this would be tolerated on slashdot.

    "At least it's getting slap on the wrist I suppose."

    Anyway, I don't mind this review .. but would like to see reviews of Microsoft products well tolerated on here in a balanced manner.

    1. Re:God forbid this was an Microsoft Office review by bit01 · · Score: 1

      There's no way in hell spin like this would be tolerated on slashdot.

      Bullshit. The only thing even possibly biased in the entire review is the one paragraph "teaser" at the beginning designed to get the reader in. And it's not even biased, it's just making an odd comparison with something completely unrelated.

      Anyway, I don't mind this review .. but would like to see reviews of Microsoft products well tolerated on here in a balanced manner.

      When M$ tolerates balanced reviews on their own website then maybe we can talk about "balance" on slashdot.

      Slashdot is a generally open source website. Open source websites are needed to balance out blatantly biased high volume sites like microsoft, msn and Paul Thurrott.

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  16. Once your past the first few paragraphs... by stuttering+stan · · Score: 1

    Once you're past the first few paragraphs it's a typical intro level tutorial. The article does not take you into any undocumented/hidden features, easter eggs, or into some Myst-like labyrinth of sub-menus. A typically written "Getting Started with..." guild for OO.o charts.

    1. Re:Once your past the first few paragraphs... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0

      "A typically written "Getting Started with..." guild for OO.o charts."

      What is this "OO.o charts" MMORPG? How do you know which guilds are good, and do they power-level you past the early grind? Or is there some other way they help you get started?

      Oh, "guide". And I was getting all excited for an O/S MMORPG with histograms and pie charts. Dang.

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    2. Re:Once your past the first few paragraphs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what a stupid comment.

      What was your point in posting that?

  17. I Saw This Movie by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    I saw this movie. You're going to die horribly.

    And since you're a /. user, you're going to die a virgin.

    1. Re:I Saw This Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dying a virgin would have to equate to dying horribly anyway ...

  18. Edward Tufte ... by haluness · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. Re:Edward Tufte ... by fossa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was looking for some choie Tufte quotes on the futility of representing data on a low resolution [projection] screen, and I found this: Does PowerPoint make you stupid?, a pretty harsh slam of Tufte's disdain for PowerPoint. For those unfamiliar, Tufte hates PowerPoint the tool. He blames PowerPoint itself in part for the Columbia disaster.

      The first article I linked defends PowerPoint on the grounds that in the wrong hands, PowerPoint can make horrible presentations, much like anything in the wrong hands. It slams Tufte for seeming to claim that PowerPoint itself is bad, pointing out that Tufte's most hated "Auto Content Wizard" are rarely used.

      I have attended Tufte's one-day course. In it, he uses projectors to display very little. A few photos, a video clip, and not much else. For every bit of text or data plot, he refers to the high resolution printed handouts or the pages of his books (included with the course). The point I took away from the PowerPoint chapter (the course covers several topics) was that PowerPoint does two things: First, it encourages Excel style (or OpenOffice Chart style) data plots with few data points, distracting 3D "chart junk", and low resolution (a consequence of being projected rather than printed). And second, it presents information in a sliced and disjointed manner. The audience, Tufte postulated, should be able to peruse the information you are presenting in their own style. Perhaps paying attention to what you are saying, perhaps looking ahead or forming questions about the data. A PowerPoint slide limits the available information to what fits on a single slide: not much. The isolation of the slides makes it difficult for the audience to compare the things you are presenting and to think at their own pace. So, not simply PowerPoint, but any low resolution time-isolated presentation is bad. And on top of that Tufte dislikes the bullet style enforce by PowerPoint, which the above article also criticizes as "you don't have to do it that way" (not so true I think; PowerPoint does push hard for the bulleted list style presentation).

      But I think the first article I linked misses Tufte's main points. And with PowerPoint and Excel or OpenOffice's equivalents, one must be very careful to not force the audience to follow your presentation word by word. One should encourage exploration, comparison, and thought. Explain the data, then let the audience peruse it. Forcing one linear path will undoubtedly cloud the picture you are trying to present.

  19. Oh yeah ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well MS Office has had that for 10 ye^H^H
    http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/06/ 0320253

    oh, no it hasn't

  20. that's gross by moochfish · · Score: 1

    "...like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    I dunno about you, but I don't want to "peer behind" any doors or closets if we're talking about a "mystery-lover's dream vacation."

  21. hahahaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you make a funny!

  22. What are you trying to say? by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets.

    So in other words, you're saying that its user interface is a complete and utter failure?

    1. Re:What are you trying to say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, you're saying that its user interface is a complete and utter failure?

      That depends on what is considered to be a good user interface by the target audience.

    2. Re:What are you trying to say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer my user interface to be more like a cupboard in which everything is carefully sorted and labeled.

    3. Re:What are you trying to say? by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

      That depends on what is considered to be a good user interface by the target audience.

      Who do you think is the target audience of a product called “OpenOffice”?

  23. hehe nice timing (10 years behind post) by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am not trying to troll here. I read the post a couple days ago that OO is 10 years behind MS Officer and i remember Office 97 having that flight simulator in the dark. Hehe. Go figure :P

  24. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the source code contains a good dose of profanity...

    1. Re:Hmm... by martinultima · · Score: 1

      Wow, you had enough time and/or disk space to look at the source code...? I tried it once... after it ate up about a gigabyte or so I thought to myself "fuck it, I'll just convert the RPM's..."

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    2. Re:Hmm... by dusik · · Score: 5, Informative

      If by "look at" you mean "compile" your statement makes sense. The source code itself is on the order of 100 MB if I remember correctly, but compiling it does take up much more space due to the intermediate files created, and it does take a few hours on a decent PC.

  25. Focus on the facts by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Just what I thought.... Is this guy writing a review or a whodunnit mystery novel?

    If I wanted to read poetic drivvel, I would not try to find it on /.!

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  26. I'm scared. by gooman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know what frightens me more, a Nancy Drew reference on slashdot, or the fact that I got it.

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  27. OMFG! error bars! by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have been trying to find error bars in OO.org for an eternity, and I see them in one of those screen shots. YES! (I don't have any real statistical need, but they're part of the requirements for my ugrad. physics lab reports. Hopefully it'll all spit out into Microsoft formats correctly)

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    1. Re:OMFG! error bars! by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I spoke too soon. How do I get y AND x error bars?

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    2. Re:OMFG! error bars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to know that I'm not the only person who had problems working this out. I eventually discovered how to do XY error bars in Excel, but all excel produced graphs look like crap. I never discovered how to do it in OO.org.

      Eventually I got onto using OriginPro. Simple as hell to use, with great looking eps output.

    3. Re:OMFG! error bars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth are you using Excel or a clone thereof for a physics lab report? That's why they invented Matlab.

    4. Re:OMFG! error bars! by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Its not my decision. I certainly wouldn't mind using Matlab (especially if the school paid for it (well I pay for Excel, but its lumped in with everything else in the bill)), but .doc is format they require. Using OO.org was mostly a tactic to avoid having to reboot into Windows to do my lab reports, although now I have a Mac and Office:mac.

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  28. It needs one more room by Muchacho_Gasolino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe Calc does have an ancient mansion to explore, but I still can't display the equation of a trendline. As a college physics student, this means I write my lab reports in Writer and make my charts in Excel.

    1. Re:It needs one more room by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1

      Maybe it doesn't show a trendline straight on the chart, but at least ooCalc has a function to calculate it. With it, I was able to do all my college lab reports without Excel.

    2. Re:It needs one more room by dj+e-rock · · Score: 1

      charts and graphs are meant to be compiled --- use R. Seriously though, it's
      got a bit of a steep learning curve, but overall, it's pretty useful. Generates
      prettier graphs, too. The price is just as good as oo.o's, as well.

      I noticed some folks have mentioned Edward Tufte's work with graphs too, and
      there's some work done to generate Tufte-esque graphs from R. I've been playing
      around with some myself after reading his books.

      One of them is here:
      http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/users/sjm217/projects/grap hics/fancyaxis.html

  29. due for a rewrite by Harlan879 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Uh, ridiculous. The charting code works, barely, but it's full of weird bugs, interface wackiness, and major, huge, usefulness-preventing limitations. My understanding is that a from-scratch rewrite of the Chart code was on the table for 2.0, but they didn't have the resources to do it and it got delayed, probably until 3.0. I use Chart for quick-and-dirty graphs when exploring data, but for real production graphs I use Grace.

    1. Re:due for a rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The charting code works, barely, but it's full of weird bugs, interface wackiness, and major, huge, usefulness-preventing limitations.

      They did a better job of imitating Excel than I thought!

      Seriously, the same things have plagued me in Excel. I use it for various displays of engineering data and I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be easier to graph it all by hand and just copy them!

      I just recently downloaded and installed OOo 2.0 to see if things were any easier. So far it has been treating me better than MS Office 2k!

  30. Some Power OO Charting Tips for Hackers by smug_lisp_weenie · · Score: 1

    Hot-linking sheets to a CSV file First of all, you can link a sheet to a CSV file (a comma-delimited format that is very easy to generate from the computer language of your choice) It will auto-update the data and hence any charts linked to it from other sheets automagically when you reenter the spreadsheet file. To do the linking, right-click on a tabsheet tab, choose "new tab", then create it from the CSV file via the option in the appearing dialog and make sure the "Link" checkbox is checked. Scatter XY charts versus line charts Never ever use the line charts (the first option in the chart glyph selector) the XY scatter plot has the same abilities, plus can do trend lines and has much better auto-scaling abilities. Obviously, you will need to have a column of the X values (easily created) to make this work. Creating a trend line Click furiously/erratically on the physical data line in the graph and when it has little boxes all over it go right click->properties. The UI here is attrocious- I think you need to single click, then double click, then single click again to get the little boxes that allow you to set the trend line :)

    1. Re:Some Power OO Charting Tips for Hackers by j-stroy · · Score: 1

      I like the concept a lot! But.. when I do this in OO Calc v2.0 there is no auto-magic update of the field data if I edit and resave the CSV file.

      I have checked the link box, and browsed for my .csv file ie
      1,2,3
      4,5,6

      linking, and adding

      7,8,9 and saving

      Causes no table refresh in OO Calc Suggestions?

    2. Re:Some Power OO Charting Tips for Hackers by Bazman · · Score: 1

      Save the Calc file, then reload it, Calc says "This file has links to other files, update them?" or similar. Say 'yes'.

      Its not automatic.

  31. I don't mean to be a sexist, but by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    Somehow when I read that, I kinda figured the article had to be written by a woman. If it was written by a man, it perhaps could have been written like this;

    "Some of the chart features in OOo are convoluted and hidden. Some may find it annoying, and others may find it surprisingly enriching."

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    1. Re:I don't mean to be a sexist, but by dj.delorie · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, if it were written by a man it would read "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal hidden power tools."

    2. Re:I don't mean to be a sexist, but by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      "Some of the chart features in OOo are convoluted and hidden. Some may find it annoying, and others may find it surprisingly enriching."

      s/some/most/g

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  32. unfortunately, they suck by Arthur+B. · · Score: 4, Interesting

    really... I work in finance where virtually everyone uses excel. Try plotting a 1000 points chart in OOo. It will take a very noticeable time and the default behavior will be to have an ugly "row" written under every point! In excel the graph appears instantaneously and looks neat. Actually excel is the only software I miss under linux (cxoffice rulez though)... many people mention photoshop, but the gap between OOo calc and excel is 1 order of magnitude more than between photoshop and the gimp. At least for my use. It's really too bad :( Kchart is also slow as hell by the way.... I wonder what;s specific with excel's implementation of charts...

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    1. Re:unfortunately, they suck by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Suggestion: Use gnumeric. It sucks considerably less. Not gonna say it's GOOD (but then I wouldn't say Excel is either) but it definatly sucks less.

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    2. Re:unfortunately, they suck by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      You are TOTALLY right... I can't imagine why I never tried it... it's still not on par with excel but it's good enough for me to replace excel, it has a strong scientific appeal (as opposed to OOo,kspread focusing on everyday use) which I find great! gnumeric rulez

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    3. Re:unfortunately, they suck by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Just to injerject, that's coz you know Excel and not Photoshop. I assure you as a designer I'd have a hard time picking from Excel what's missing in OOo :-)

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    4. Re:unfortunately, they suck by Reaverkin · · Score: 1

      ".. but the gap between OOo calc and excel is 1 order of magnitude more than between photoshop and the gimp..."

      Perhaps for the casual user, but for the rest of us there is a huge gap between photoshop and the gimp.

    5. Re:unfortunately, they suck by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Hey look! It's someone who almost got the point!

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  33. Slow drill day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ah, comparing something to Nancy Drew mysteries, the perfect way to a geek's heart."

    The perfect way to a geeks heart is a Dremel to the ribcage.

  34. You Know by 2443W · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... the funniest part of this all is that i just finished cursing the chart creator after spending ~ an hour trying to get a chart to have something intelligent on the x axis. I got so frustrated that i took a break and decided to check /. for anything new. Instead of a treasure hunt a easily useable chart creation interface would be nice. Like maybe one that doesn't want my x axis values to by the titles. If I could just manually assign the values along the axis...

    1. Re:You Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with the time you spent writing about your problem, you could be fixing the code right now.

  35. Tufte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tufte Disagrees.

  36. Calming the ghosts by isomeme · · Score: 1

    My favored analogy for a sprawling, unplanned, grew-by-accretion software product is the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California. So the chosen analogy happened to strike me in the worst possible way. I've worked on and with too many WMH projects already.

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  37. Try this... by dskoll · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Try making a chart with more than a few hundred data points. Go eat supper while your computer grinds, churns and overheats.

    Then resize the chart. Eat, grind, churn, overheat.

    Head over to GNUPlot. Plots those hundreds of data points in under a second. Thank you.

    1. Re:Try this... by Superfarstucker · · Score: 2, Informative

      gnuplot is great. Excel won't even do 500 element charts and can't import csv's with more than 65535 items. Ridiculous.

    2. Re:Try this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but its user interface still sucks. I use gnuplot because I regularly need graphs with over 13,000 data points in them, and I haven't found anything better for that kind of volume. But, really, the interface is trash. You really need scripts to get anything done in a sane amount of time.

    3. Re:Try this... by radarsat1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should try using Octave as a front-end to GNUPlot! It works like matlab, you can actually manipulate the data to boot.

    4. Re:Try this... by fossa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agree completely. My typical data analysis goes something like this: I have several 2D (x&y) data sets. I add more as time passes, creating an abstract time axis. I'd like to able to do something like:

      • select all 2D data sets
      • perform some identical numeric manipulation on them, creating new data sets. example: calculate mean and std. deviation. of data sets taken on the same day
      • extract some of the data vs. the time axis creating a new data set (the time series)
      • plot the time series using various plotting options such as error bars at the std. deviation
      • repeat with minimal effort as new data is added
      • repeat with minimal effort with completely new data sets

      Perhaps that isn't a very clear picture of what I'm doing, but if anyone knows of something that can do such a thing, or a better workflow, please speak up. In the past, I have used octave + gnuplot, but the procedural style of octave is a drag (doesn't auto-update like, say, excel does when something changes), and it's difficult to "save" a data manipulation session (scripts may be written, but transporting them to other data sets may not be so easy). Perhaps the only way to go is to bite the bullet and make scripts... Also, tweaking a plot with gnuplot is a tedious code, compile, run cycle. Saving the parameters of a GUI plot (like excel, kaleidagraph, etc.) for reuse is difficult howerver. Isn't there something that does both?

    5. Re:Try this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need to learn VBA. If you are going to do the repetitive data manipulation and plotting in Excel (from well-formed data files), then write a visual basic script to do it. Of course, you will have to hide your head in shame whenever you come near /. but at least you will get your work done quicker.

    6. Re:Try this... by dodongo · · Score: 1

      I think you've really exposed the weak point in OOo's system here. Clearly, they're missing the two most important steps to world domination:

      -???
      -Profit!

      All this eating and grinding and resizing without any hope of a black box mechanism leading to profit is surely the undoing of that project.

  38. What's hidden? by kimvette · · Score: 1

    re: Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool

    What the heck is so hidden about it?

    It does charting. It does it well. It's one thing OOo does better than M$ Office, and is actually a little more intuitive. What is so hidden about it?

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    1. Re:What's hidden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose people who are on the Anti-Microsoft bandwagon are a bit less susceptible to inconvience.

  39. Oh, thanks ... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I just wasted another frikkin' half hour of my life. ;-)

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    1. Re:Oh, thanks ... by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I suppose you probably don't want to hear that you've got another 45 minutes before OOo is loaded the rest of the way.

    2. Re:Oh, thanks ... by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      Okay, this is funnier then my comment. ;-)

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  40. gnuplot is a clunky old piece of shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it's the best I've seen so far. The selection of output terminals is bloody awesome -- even if no two work the damn same way. And the MetaPost terminal is great for use with LaTeX.

    Anyone have any tips on making gnuplot less of a bitch to work with?

  41. NOW I get it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, I admit I was confused for a few years. I kept trying open office, after an hour and no paper written I gave up. Wait for new release. Try it again. Same deal. I just want to type up some plain old stuff, nothing fancy...like what's with all that stuff??? What's it for?

    No one told me it was a VIDEO GAME! Now it makes sense! Who sells the official OO.ogre joystick?

  42. R shits all over GnuPlot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. hidden treasures? by foxhound01 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    there may be hidden treasures, so well hidden that i didn't learn a thing from reading that article! anyways, seems to me the biggest thing holding OO.o back from mainstream acceptance is "easily" being able to do a regression curve and display its equation for xy-scatter and line charts...c'mon guys, i'm no programmer, but it can't be *that* hard to implement, can it?

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  44. The jet fuel went largely outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NONSENSE, partly.

    "Thus, the fact that there were 90,000 L of jet fuel on a few floors of the WTC does not mean that this was an unusually hot fire."

    Agreed, it was not unusually hot. And most of the jet fuel exploded in a huge fireball outside the WTC.

  45. Author's a chick! by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 1

    I just realised the author is a chick. If you're reading this Solveig Haugland, ignore my parent post and go out with me.

    1. Re:Author's a chick! by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      I just realised the author is a chick. If you're reading this Solveig Haugland, ignore my parent post and go out with me.

      Sorry, but she's already seen this post of yours.

  46. Value labels? by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 2, Informative
    My experience with OOo's charting tool is thus:

    I create a bar chart (showing time to completion for various benchmarks) from a spreadsheet. So far so good. Next I consider: gee, it would sure be great if each bar was labeled with its value. For instance, if a bar has the value 86.51, it should have the text "86.51" floating somewhere in its vicinity. Unfortunately, no option to enable such behavior (which seems as though it would be the expected behavior for most users) seems to exist, so I resort to inserting text over the chart.

    I think I'll stick with gnuplot or similar in the future.

  47. error bars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I tend to use oocalc for most data (I work in Science), it is absolutely horrible for making chars. I cannot even select a column for error bars. Now who is possibly going to use this except for a very quick and dirty idea of how its gonna look.

    It's horrible!

  48. more importantly by ronsta · · Score: 0

    testicles.

  49. Make plots in programs designed to make plots by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    While Excel is fine for "quick and dirty" plotting & Gnumeric (and other spreadsheets) are "O.K.," none of these are really intended for plotting. My personal favorite is grace, but there are plenty of others like ploticus, gnuplot, gri, Scigraphica, and hippodraw.

  50. Reviews Like This... by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    It's tutorials like this that help MS Office keep its marketshare, and ensure that Office 2006's only real competition is against prior versions of Office.

    No serious business is going to have its employees use OpenOffice when, for less than $400 per desktop, can buy Office and save on employee training, collaboration, and efficiency.

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    -David
  51. 17hours by phsdv · · Score: 1
    does take a few hours on a decent PC

    It took 17 hours on my PC (733MHz P3). And it needed 4G free disk space on my tmp drive. Without Java compiled in and not running anything else I have compiled oo in 12 hours.

    1. Re:17hours by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      If you compile stuff, shouldn't you get something faster than a P3-733?

      You could get a cheap dual core system, and build with -jN on Gnu make to build several things in parallel for example. If all you do is compile and do GUI stuff, on board graphics are probably ok. And pretty much any modern hard disk is ok, since it's CPU bound with a high optimisation level. But a fast CPU and a decent amount of Ram to cache in should speed up compiles enormously.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    2. Re:17hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the whole point of compiling it yourself is to ensure that the resulting binaries are "taylor made" for your system. if you want the fastest copy of oo for a 733mhz box, or any box, then you should compile it on said box.

    3. Re:17hours by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Can't you figure out the compiler flags and build it on a faster box. Or get a low end dual core AMD motherboard for a couple of hundred bucks and replace the P3 board, so even the stock binaries running blazingly fast.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    4. Re:17hours by Kaychsea · · Score: 1

      The only bloke I know called Taylor I wouldn't trust to build a convincing argument.

  52. Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by bit01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Be warned that many of the comments and FUD here are by lying astroturfers. Probably sock puppets too.

    The reality is that this review is a useful introduction to open office chart, and open office chart and open office in general work just fine.

    Remember, OO is open source; you can download it any time you like and make your own decision. No need to believe me or the astroturfers.

    M$ and other companies have multi-million dollar incentives to pollute forums like slashdot. e.g. M$ makes $40,000,000,000+ per year. A tiny 1% drop in that revenue is $400,000,000. That pays for an awful lot of marketing propaganda and given the size and global influence of slashdot's readership a 1% drop (or more!) is easily possible over the long term.

    Given M$'s business ethics (i.e. if it's halfway legal and it makes money it's ethical) do you honestly think that they won't be going all out? The marketing industry in general regards astroturfing as a legitimate tool. Keep in mind that marketers aren't stupid and can be very sophisticated in their manipulativeness, including fake conversations, fake moderation and entire fake websites.

    M$ will be using a third party marketing firm to get plausible deniability when they get caught and also to reduce the impact on the morale of their own developers. M$ has been caught many times before astroturfing and it's common industry practice. Other examples on slashdot that can trigger astroturfing are Adobe's cash cow Photoshop whenever gimp is mentioned and the RIAA whenever copyright and patents are discussed. Astroturfing even happens off the net.

    Common astroturfer tactics on slashdot are to emotionally associate open source with something bad, to apply a negative argument to open source that applies equally to all software, to apply a positive argument to commercial software that applies equally to all software, to pretend that commercial licenses are less onerous than open source licenses, to gloss over the fact that readers can download and test open source for themselves, to flood technical stories with irrelevant tachnical information about a commercial product only vaguely relevant to the article at hand, to flood the slashdot editors with commercial propaganda article submissions, and to flood open source discussions with irrelevant nonsense to drown out rational discussion and evaluation.

    I have no connection with either OO, M$ or the marketing industry. I just hate liars.

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    Marketing talk is not just cheap, it has negative value. Free speech can be compromised just as much by too much noise as too little signal.

    1. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by SadOldTechie · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. The most I have gleaned from any diatribes or would-be wits so far is that they have soooo much time on their hands that they can afford to sit back and ramble. Meanwhile, any chance that a decent OS app can make an impact in the monoculture of MS Orifice is eroding.

      For chrissakes get off your a***s and improve it - don't slag it off!

    2. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be warned that many of the comments and FUD here are by lying astroturfers. Probably sock puppets too.

      And many are not. That's the interesting thing about open forums such as /.. If a turfer says "oo chart can't do X", then there are bound to be a bunch of people who know damn well it can, and will reply that way. Now, that's not to say that they can't spread general FUD (e.g. "it's slow as hell" (which it is), "it makes ugly charts" (it does),"it doesn't have as many features" (whatever that means)) based on fairly subjective criteria. But those posts are easy to sniff out.

      Note that the biggest problem is that packages like oo do have significant weaknesses, making them easy prey for such attacks. oo's biggest challenge isn't m$ astroturfing, it's all in it's design and implementation.

      Like the parent, I have no affiliation with any of the groups involved (other than using their software).

    3. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You arn't associated with Open Source and OO? I'm sorry but I'm sick and tired of the Open Source Communities willingness to assume that any negative criticism of Open Source is because somebody paid somebody to say that negative criticism. Especially when 'pet' projects like Open Office are mentioned. You know what? Open Office is still not quite there yet. And that's exactly what your article implies through carefully worded unbiased first paragraphs that then ONLY links Microsoft and commercial organizations to the lies propogated by users and individuals everywhere and on ALL sides of the issue.

      I went through the effort of having my wife, a Biology PhD, download and install Firefox and Open Office, hoping it would meet her needs. And while Firefox performs admirably for what she needed it for, much like other Open Source software does(Gaim comes to mind) Open office failed the test miserably. My wife worked with it for a week before giving up in a level of frustration that I don't normally see from her. She's not stupid, by any stretch of the imagination, but the methods of interacting with Open Office are not always intuitive and it does not equal Microsoft Office just yet. If we want to get into technical discussions we can but in reality none of it matters much. Honestly I don't care if people use Open Office or not. But I had to put in a point that you have effectively used similar tactics to Microsoft and painted a broadbrush to a company and to a genre of software(Proprietary) that is simply not true across the board nor does it totally justify Open Sources(and Open Offices) inability to completely capture certain markets.

      That won't keep us from checking it out in the future but saying that it must be equivalent simply because Microsoft makes lots of money and may actually pay people to say their product is better is simply using Microsofts tactics yourself. I was quite pleased with your original paragraph but your suggestion that microsoft is the only one that lies in this battle is blatant partisanship. Both sides in this arguement lie or shade things their way. Just saying, "Microsoft started it." or "Microsoft is worse" is simply excusing the behavior because it works in your favor.

    4. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Warning: the parent post has been mod'ed down from +4 to +1. Probably by astroturfers who don't like being exposed for the lowlife they are.

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      Marketing talk is not just cheap, it has negative value. Free speech can be compromised just as much by too much noise as too little signal.

    5. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by bit01 · · Score: 1

      And many are not. That's the interesting thing about open forums such as /.. If a turfer says "oo chart can't do X", then there are bound to be a bunch of people who know damn well it can, and will reply that way.

      Astroturfers aren't that stupid. Marketers are masters of innuendo and half truths and they use that skill to the max. Most everything they say is a half truth designed to misdirect the reader without actually being falsifiable.

      Now, that's not to say that they can't spread general FUD (e.g. "it's slow as hell" (which it is),

      Nonsense. I use OO2 most days on a standard office PC and it's no speed daemon but it is not "slow as hell." Classic piece of innuendo there.

      "it makes ugly charts" (it does),

      Nonsense. The charts are basic but functional and similar to most graphing packages.

      "it doesn't have as many features" (whatever that means)) based on fairly subjective criteria.

      OO has a huge feature set. Not as large as M$ office but more than enough for most office tasks.

      But those posts are easy to sniff out.

      Only if the reader has the time and is aware that they're being deceived. The point of my post was to increase awareness of the fraudulent tactics that marketers engage in.

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      Marketing talk is not just cheap, it has negative value. Free speech can be compromised just as much by too much noise as too little signal.

    6. Re:Many lying astroturfers here - try OO yourself by chawly · · Score: 1
      I noticed this part of your text particularly.

      "I'm sorry but I'm sick and tired of the Open Source Communities willingness to assume that any negative criticism of Open Source is because somebody paid somebody to say that negative criticism. Especially when 'pet' projects like Open Office are mentioned. You know what? Open Office is still not quite there yet."

      I wonder if you've ever noticed what a rather clever /. person writes sometimes, "The race is not always to the swift, but that's the way to bet"? We might modify this quote to suit the situation in hand and get "The race is not always to the richest but that's the way to bet". Might explain the reason for the Open Source thought pattern. How much did Microsoft make last year ? Did I hear $40 billion ? Truth to tell, I can't remember if it was $40 million, $40 billion, or $40 trillion - either way it sounds like enough to make it possible for them to do pretty much what they want though

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  53. R in PostgreSQL by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 1

    And you can even use R within PostgreSQL with plr.

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    http://blog.grcm.net/
  54. It's Evil I Tell You! by giafly · · Score: 1

    "There is often a large old-fashioned house or mansion with a creaking door, which often slams shut after people enter ... There will usually be an old man or woman who warns everyone of a supernatural threat, but no one believes him/her ... people will choose dead-ends and dark places over logical exit routes" - Horror Movie Cliches

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    Reduce, reuse, cycle
  55. Definitely the weak point in OOo by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd have to say that the charting tool is the weak point in OOo. Very weak. The best thing that can be said about it, is that it allows you to have the first column as data labels for X-Y scatter plots where the second column ix the X. It sure beats the Excel "now you have to change the labels one by one manually". I sure has come in handy when I wanted to quickly ascertain that the pile layout I calculated on the fly was good by having it plotted with the label of each pile indicated. You could also map cities with their names beside them and many other nice things. Another good point is how you can easily use image files for the markers of the data series... but can still easily revert back to the original system markers. That is something I never managed to figure out how to do in Excel (the reverting back thing). That being said, the charts seriously need to allow the user to specify independently the x and y range (and why not the label range) of each data series independently. Oh, for quick chart building, using the current behaviour as the default is OK... but you should be able to have the X to the right of your y if you so wish.... and not all the series sharing the same X column if you don't want to. Another problem is the lack of styles for charts. OOo has styles for everything, but there is no way to quickly change the formatting of a chart. You have to change every bloody Title, scale numbering, chart background on every chart that you ever do. This is just dreadful.

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    I like my dinosaurs feathery, and my pterosaurs hairy (or is it pycnofibery?)
  56. Actually ... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    "mystery-lover's dream vacation" just started a lot of radars in my gaydar ... :-) not that I have something against gay people, it's just... so... gay! something that you'd expect to hear while watching Will&Grace or QueerEye.

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    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
  57. Gnumeric is far better for my graphs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just my personal opinion, but I love the way gnumeric handles graphs.

    I am a scientist, and make a large number of scatter plots. Sometimes I connect the points, sometime no.

    I like the fact that the setup for it is a lot like excel at first. I am used to this, and can do it quickly.

    But handling the graphs is very much like Origin. Each graph has just one properties page, describing the entire graph. It has a nice layered structure to it, and makes it easy to find just what you want. The level of control is fantastic, and it is easy to find almost any control you want.

    I now try and avoid Excel at all costs.

  58. Ploticus; Grace; matplotlib.... by Noksagt · · Score: 1
    Also, tweaking a plot with gnuplot is a tedious code, compile, run cycle. Saving the parameters of a GUI plot (like excel, kaleidagraph, etc.) for reuse is difficult howerver. Isn't there something that does both?
    Scripts aren a good idea (and programs like ploticus may have the autmation you seek down to a tee), but nearly all high-level plotting software which has a nice GUI also has some way of not only templating, but also saving plotting styles. One can even just replace the data in a plot that is already formatted nicely. This is precisely what I do with Grace (which runs on nearly any platform (though requires X11 for OS X and cygwin for win32)). You can script it or edit the saved file (which is just plain text) too.

    Finally, if you are designing your own manipulations, matplotlib is O.K. You can write fairly short python scripts & matplotlib has slightly easier (so some would say better) GUI manipulations than gnuplot. Neither matplotlib nor gnuplot would be my first choice for publication quality graphs. You should really give Grace a try.
  59. It can't be that hard, can it? by Ignominious · · Score: 1

    You're right, making software easy to use might be easy enough if you have a good devoted UI designer who can make changes in a flexible way without breaking stuff or needing to reorganise the way various libraries of functions relate to each other.

    But when you have a big, ugly codebase that you inherited, making, testing and verifying changes is difficult. Especially when you have only a few fulltime developers for a whole suite of applications.

    It's going to take time; they are putting a lot of work into improving the codebase so that it's better for coders joining the project - if/when they manage to do this openoffice users will see a faster rate of improvements.

    I often read "it can't be that hard" comments - don't you think if it was that useful and that easy to fix it would've been done by now?

  60. SON OF A BITCH! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yeah, because I like needing eight gigs of free hard drive to compile it with the options I use just so I can build in unknown shit like this. If I somehow accidentally found that on my own, I'd probably figure my machine was pwn3d and reinstall to bare metal. It wasn't funny when MS did it, and it's no more funny when OOo does it.

    Grow up, folks. Stupid stunts like this hurt far more than they help. From now on, whenever people bitch about how slow OOo is, MS fanboys will have legitimate reasons to point and laugh. For that matter, I probably will too. Is it slow because it's complex and powerful, or slow because there are 300 other Easter eggs hiding out in there?

    Seriously, yank this crap out and forget it never existed.

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    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  61. I won't be charting with OO, then by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
    "The chart features in OpenOffice are like a mystery-lover's dream vacation: a huge, mysterious old house with lots of long halls, secret bookcases, dark closets and creaky doors that, when you peer behind them, reveal wonderful secrets."

    This is the single worst recommendation for using Open Office I have ever seen. This is exactly what professionals want to avoid