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  1. Farmer McBride on SCO Taking Linux Discussion To Japan · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    He's putting his famous tainted code dog-and-pony show on parade.
    SCO's chief taking Linux beef to Japan

    Dogs, ponies, cows. Way to go Darl. Methinks Darl will turn to farming after SCO shuts down.

  2. But tell me Mr Anderson..... on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 1

    what good is a trottoir roulant rapide.....if you are unable to talk...err walk.

  3. Pearls of Wisdom on Are You Using 802.1X? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Do you have any wisdom to share about how to pull victory from the clutches of shameful defeat?

    Yes, yes I do. You need to be strong of heart and quick of step to emerge victorious. Courage is the key to victory, my friend.

    To quote Pierre Corneille: "A victory without danger is a triumph without glory."

    Also I must point out Napoleon Bonaparte's immortal words: "Victory belongs to the most persevering."

    Worry not, keep persevering and victory shall be yours.

    That's enough wisdom for a day...time to sleep. Good night. Spock out \\//

  4. Don't worry Bill was just a Humanoid... on Anti-Spam Bill Killed In California · · Score: 1
    Apparently, they couldn't get him to walk or move:

    He contended that groups like Givens' that supported Bowen's bill and opposed his were being "silly and just don't like the fact that their bill, however constructed, didn't move forward."

  5. OMG! on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Readers might find it hard to believe from the text of the ruling, but the result has been a huge increase in the power of judges to exclude scientific evidence from presentation to juries, based on what many scientists and other observers consider an incredibly naive (or perhaps merely self-serving) model of science./

    Wow!still waiting for that compound sentence to filter through.

  6. Charged with possession of Spam? on Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name · · Score: 1
    The company added that Spam Arrest's name so closely resembles that of its lunch meat that the public might become confused.

    So they think people will get confused and think that consumption of spam is against the law and that they'd get arrested for possession and intent to distribute spam or something like that.

    Is that it? Give me a BREAK people. Who eats spam anyway.

  7. Humanoids on DARPA Developing 'Combat Zones That See' · · Score: 1
    Its other projects include developing software that would record and analyze everything a person says, sees, hears, reads or touches.

    Other DARPA funded projects include developing perfect humanoids that can talk, see, hear, read, touch, drive and attack when necessary.

  8. Next Slashdot Headline:Bill Gates on Mars on Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gates seems to be considering Linux as a passing thru competition just like OS/2., and That Microsoft are the ones that keep pushing new technologies.

    Gates seems to be considering the International Space Station as a passing thru competition just like the other space missions and that Microsoft are the ones that keep pushing new technologies to further space travel.

  9. Chris's Ex-boyfriends? on Web Firms Choose Profit Over Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Some companies, like psycho ex-boyfriends, tend to see relationships where they don't exist," said Chris Murray, legislative counsel for Consumers Union.

    Why did he say psycho ex-boyfriends and not ex-girlfriends? Is Chris hinting at something here? Or am I drawing conclusions where they don't exist.

  10. Lighten up folks and read my funny parent on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 1
    My my my, people are getting pretty worked up in this discussion. Time to lighten up and read my shockingly funny parent post.

  11. Shocked and Awed on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 3, Funny
    It appears that the philosophy is a development of the "shock and awe" tactics developed for the Iraq war.

    In what appears to be another carefully planned "shock and awe" tactic, DARPA is running its www.darpa.mil website on the Microsoft IIS/5.0 server.

  12. Insightful Post on Java Database Best Practices · · Score: 3, Funny
    I was excited to read this book when I first noticed it listed as "coming soon" in the Java section of O'Reilly's site back in May. I downloaded and read the sample chapter and waited expectantly for the book to be released. I was hoping that this book would be perfect for me, as nearly all of the Java programming I have done has dealt in some way with database access, though I do not consider myself to be an expert on the subject.

    I was excited to read this title when I first noticed it listed on the Slashdot site soon after lunch. I downloaded and read the first couple paragraphs and waited expectantly for the material to seep through. I was hoping that this article would be perfect for me to post an insightful reply on as nearly all of morning, I have been feeling dull and stupid. though I am usually not so.

    Anyway, I don't think it's working. I give up.

  13. Newsbreak: Baked producers find women a "problem" on Dreamworks, Sinbad & Linux · · Score: 2, Funny
    The biggest problems were the women...*snip*...Once the ocean was "baked,"...*snip*...But the Sirens still looked like naked plastic women...

    Me thinks the Dreamworks team had a whole lot of wholesome fun while making the movie.

  14. To use the new nomenclature.... on Opensource Code More Refined Than Closed? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ofcourse Open Source code is better than Open Sores code!

  15. Star Trek on The Best Of Planetary Explorers · · Score: 4, Funny
    Even fewer may recognize that international teams have flown a balloon in the clouds on Venus, or touched down on an asteroid. Missions have intentionally crashed a spacecraft into the moon, in hopes of observing from Earth an ejected spray of lunar ice.

    ta da da .. ta da da ta da da
    *opening star trek music plays*
    Space-- the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission--
    to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new life and new civilizations...to boldly go where no man has gone before.

    Captain's Log, Stardate 2948.5.
    Starship Enterprise remains stranded on the moon. We have been through a trying time. As per Starbase 11's orders, we have intentionally crashed the Enterprise into the moon, in hopes of allowing scientists on earth to observe an ejected spray of lunar ice. Our next mission is to boldly fly a balloon in the clouds of Venus.

    Mr. Spock: I must say, Captain, the human mind is infinitely illogical. I am amazed at it's unconventional approach to science.*superior smile*

    Dr. McCoy: Was that a smile Mr. Spock? I must say that was a definite display of human emotion.

    *spock raises suspicious eyebrow*

    Coming up next week: The crew of the Starship Enterprise tries to seek out new life and new civilizations by launching the SETI@HOME project.

  16. New conspiracy theory on Writing Viruses for Fun and Profit · · Score: 1, Interesting
    A couple of days back somebody brought up a point on this discussion about the W32.Sobig.E@mm worm that the short lifetimes and more or harmless payloads of recent viruses is probably an indication of antivirus companies releasing viruses and worms for fun and profit.

    If that is the case, the popular ./ meme holds good for both spammers and antivirus people:

    1. Release viruses/worms.
    2. Use compromised computers as relays.
    3. Send lots of spam.
    4. ???
    5. Profit
    6. Sell antivirus software.
    7. ???
    8. Even more profit.

  17. Waging mental battle without a proof on Pure Math, Pure Joy · · Score: 1
    "I particularly loved the picture titled Waging Mental Battle with a Proof."

    I loved it too.

    Nothing beats looking at a bunch of stoners chilling out, staring into space, and maybe hallucinating about a proof.

  18. Drugs are bad mmmkay? on Does Google = God? · · Score: 5, Funny
    If I can operate Google, I can find anything. And with wireless, it means I will be able to find anything, anywhere, anytime. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires.

    Drugs will do that to you sometimes, but the important thing is not to try and write articles and stuff in that "bent" state of mind. In my case, these delusions of grandeur usually pass in a few hours time. A good night's sleep should help too.

    Peace \\//

  19. Yet another option on Backscatter X-Rays Coming to Airports · · Score: 5, Funny
    Another option would be to restrict the screener to a booth so no passing peepers can see the image, said Randal Null, the agency's chief technology officer.

    Yet another option would be to make the screeners sit naked while at work, thus making embarrassment mutual.

  20. More Traffic data in on on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 3, Informative
    Sorry, I should've really posted this in my parent post. The Internet Traffic Report site has a section devoted to events like the release of the SQL Slammer worm and the DDOS attack of 24th January

    During all these events, a large Response time and Increased Packet loss is observed, as expected.

    Observe that the Average Response time hit a peak simultaneously across all continents between 11:30am and 2:30am MST as noted earlier, which coincides with reports of the W32.Sobig.E@mm worm. It has since deteriorated, possibly indicating, either that the Worm has some throttling mechanism, which some worms use to prevent congestion from affecting their own propogation rate.

    Either that, or we haven't seen the peak yet.

  21. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 1

    The early bird catches the Worm :)

  22. Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 5, Informative
    Companies like ISS use "probes" at many locations around the world to detect unusual patterns on key Internet backbones. A persisting unusual pattern is a supposed to be a pretty reliable indicator of malicious activity.

    I have been trying to do my own retrospective predection :) based on the data available at Internet Traffic Report

    As far as I can make out, all the US routers are doing fine (green). The response time seems to have gone up a tad at 2am MST, but other than that I don't see anything unusual.

    When I look at Asia, 5 out of the 21 routers are down (red) and the packet loss is up 2%. Does that mean, that the worm has hit Asia hard? I know this worm should clog up mainly mail servers, but I wonder how feasible it is to predict worm arrival/origin/etc based on this easily available information, assuming ofcourse that it's available realtime.

  23. Monitor in a Den?? on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    âoeWhile moving a desktop monitor has traditionally been a daunting and delicate task for consumers that deterred them from taking the unit out of the home office or den, our advanced technological innovations enable users to quickly fold the monitor up to carry with them on the road or to different rooms in the house.â

    Folding up a monitor and lugging it around should be the last thing on a person's mind if he's in a den.

    Like, if you're snooping around a lion's computer in his den, and he returns unexpectedly, what do you do? Take the monitor with you? Ofcourse NOT, run for your life man, and forget the stupid monitor.

  24. What's Behind This Odd Dupe? on 55808 Trojan Analysis · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the BugTraq Post "The information we've been able to gather leads us to believe that the trojan we have captured is not the original source of the 55808 traffic that has been seen, but is rather a "copycat", created to mimic the behavior of another trojan or worm."

    The information we've been able to gather leads us to believe that the new article we're seeing is not the original source of the odd Slashdot-generated traffic that has been seen on the Internet, but is rather a "copycat", created to mimic the behavior of another article or story.

  25. SSN: Public or Confidential Information? on Website Posts Partial SSNs of Politicians in Protest · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Social Security numbers were originally intended to be used only by the social security program and were supposed to make record keeping easier. They were never meant to function as an authentication mechanism.

    The problem arose when the mapping between a person's name (or identity) and the SSN was considered confidential information, and a number of government and non government organizations started treating the knowledge of a person's SSN as an authentication mechanism.

    Many companies treat the fact that you know (the last 4 digits of) a social security number combined with some additional information like the last name and street address as proof that you are indeed who the record states you are.

    This is absurd. Either each individual should be assigned a secret id, which when used in conjunction with the SSN proves one's identity, or some other mechanism to verify identity should be developed. As long as the SSN continues to be (ab)used as a supposedly public index into a database, as well as a piece of confidential information, privacy will remain a farce.