"The hand-mill gives you society with the feudal lord; the steam-mill, society with the industrial capitalist." - Karl Marx
I know enough history to be able to say that taxation at least goes as far back as medieval europe. Whether the funds pushed out of the income redistribution engine of the USA comes from capitalist sources is largely irrelevant. Taxation tracks with the availability of technology which tracks with the freedom and restrictions a government can hoist upon its people. All of which is related to how the OG piggy I posted to justifies his treatment of the "serfs" that work for him. What a douchebag money grubbing piggy. I wonder what the Internet, and the technologies built upon it, will enable government (substitute landowners or business owners if you like) to do in 15,20, or 30 years? What kind of rationalizations will the capitalist pigs come up with in 30 years to justify the rape and ruin of the working class? Are we on the road to ruin or salvation? Who knows.
Ok, well, your comment is nonsensical. Medicare is socialized medicine and donations are freakin charity. And farm subsidies? More communist income redistribution. None of these things have really any relation at all to the motivations of capitalism.
As for the rest, can't you do any better than parroting Gordon Gekko? "This painting here, I bought it 10 years ago for $60,000, I can sell it today for $600,000; the illusion, has become real, and the more real it becomes, the more desperate they want it--capitalism at its finest." Is this the illusion you speak of?
And I sit here watching the little piggies and ants marching around with their monies and jewels while thinking to myself, "Hmmmmm".
Ah, the capitalist pig makes an appearance! Just look at the lies frothing out of his piggy little mouth. Nothing about business is at all like a casino bet, huh? And the poor have no idea what it is to be burdened with debt, eh? Wake up little piggy. Your juandiced eye has tinted everything green as the dollar bill for you, hasn't it? Let's move past the lies. Capitalism is the biggest casino of them all, money bags. And the poor are certainly familiar with debt. In fact, they spend most of their lives servicing it.
Take a step back and you'll see that the only cog here is you. Another brick in the wall of the capitalist system is all you are sir. And you are groveling at the altar of money. Greedy little piggy.
Start your own business, see how you wind up having to treat your own employees. You won't find out anything new about yourself. Your ideals, principles and ethics will remain the same. But you'll be forced into many actions that you never would have thought necessary when you realize that decisions cascade.
I think what you meant to say was, "It's all about the bucks kid, the rest is conversation." - Gordon Gekko. Right?
I read your comment and it is certainly a great rationalization for the unjust punishment these "idiots" (your words) are facing. Way to divert attention away from the real issue. The next time you change lanes while driving a car without signaling, potentially killing other people on the road, I think we ought to threaten you with 20 years in jail and a 250K fine. That sound good to you, Judge Dredd? Only in America would your comment get a +5 insightful. We're a bloodthirsty lot who can and damn well will, execute your ass if you fuck around. We don't care if you happen to be innocent either. America: Where we worship at the altar of the almighty dollar and practice human sacrifice in the name of LAW. Oh, and delude ourselves into believing that is justice...
One last thing, the last thing I want on computers I manage is students downloading and installing whatever programs they think they want onto computers. If they want to use a program they need to request it through the proper channels. If I caught a student installing software on a computer without permission, I'd recommend they be expelled, regardless of what they were installing. Its not their computer.
Of course you would have them expelled since you're a pretentious asshole (go re-read the rest of your post for the evidence of that buckaroo). If I was your boss, I'd have you fired for recommeding such a blatantly excessive and inappropriate response. Prime example of WTF were you thinking, right there.
Well, I'm working on a master plan to get my karma back down to where it deserves to be here.;) Truly this was fun while it lasted, I do enjoy blowing off steam here as one can probably tell from my posting history. And it's true, my ability to "bring the noise" insult-wise was being taxed, so guilty as charged on the lack of imagination.
So sayonara and viva la taco, as it were. And.... well, that settles it! Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!
Why don't you just hit the Ho Chi Minh trail out of here, Captain "Put Your Dick In My Face"? Oh wait, I forgot you're an "Indian national currently living in Redmond and working on the GUI design team for LiveMeeting" and there's no Ho Chi Minh trail in India. No siree. Hmmm, well speaking of being Indian, boy, it must be tough being the equivalent of a Dalit in the heirarchy of nations. I mean, don't you ever have the urge to pretend you're something classier? Like a Mexican? A Captain Don Diego de la Vega Dickface, if you will. That just rolls off the tongue like butter, doesn't it? Yes, I think that is the kind of name that would pay homage to your oeuvre. The vicious verbal ripostes..... the cunning, catlike intellect.... the rapier thrust of your dick into another man's ass. Bahaha. The sea bass is taking it in the ass! At least you're ill-tempered though, that's a start.
Come on, Captain D! If I was going to use a search engine, I'd need the kind of help that only http://www.chacha.com/ can give.
Now why don't you just hit the Ho Chi Minh trail out of here, Captain "Put Your Dick In My Face"? Oh wait, I forgot you're an "Indian national currently living in Redmond and working on the GUI design team for LiveMeeting" and there's no Ho Chi Minh trail in India. No siree. Hmmm, well speaking of being Indian, boy, it must be tough being the equivalent of a Dalit in the heirarchy of nations. I mean, don't you ever have the urge to pretend you're something classier? Like a Mexican? A Captain Don Diego de la Vega Dickface, if you will. That just rolls off the tongue like butter, doesn't it? Yes, I think that is the kind of name that would pay homage to your oeuvre. The vicious verbal ripostes..... the cunning, catlike intellect.... the rapier thrust of your dick into another man's ass. Bahaha. The sea bass is taking it in the ass! At least you're ill-tempered though, that's a start.
Plenty of nerds here will advise you to read Heinlen or some shit. But the prose of science fiction (or really, of any genre fiction) is for shit and the metaphors shallow, and really don't add anything to being a well-rounded, broadly-educated youth.
You make some good points here but this quote is a true gem. Bravo.
First, it's Ookie not Pookie. Second, I'm profiling nothing. I question the motives (is this some sort of argument from self-interest) of every person that I've never actually met that makes such a striking argument. I'm embarrasing no one. I am acting critically towards someone who I'd characterize as a smug, pompous ass at this point. However, you might be embarrassing yourself... I'm not sure, since we've never actually met, if you are truly this retarded or not. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.
No, I think I understood what you said just fine, sir. I mean really, your point of view re:athletics in america, isn't uncommon here in the States. Your title "This culture is fucked." isn't uncommon either. It is like Bill O'Reilly's favorite topic, man. And your apathy, "So you see, this is why I laugh when laws get passed that fuck over the population.".... very, very, very run of the mill. If I found that part of your post interesting, I would have given you a high-five because on any given sunday, I agree with at least some of those sentiments.
But what I find interesting, is the characterization of all athletes as thugs and your illustration (we only get Printshop certicificates, they get CHICKS!) of the injustice visited upon scholars who compete with these "thugs" for money, power, and respect in the community. Clearly, you must feel like you have been, will be, or are currently being short-changed by the attention and success afforded these thugs. You feel ENTITLED to better treatment. You are more SPECIAL than these chumps. And I just think that's crap. Your disappointment, anger, and jealousy at and of the benefits afforded thuggish athletes like Michael (con)Vick does not justify that kind of garbage either. These feelings of entitlement and "me, me, me I'm so special" memes are running amok in this country right now. It's a sad thing to watch and it is definitely not something that Americans should be proud of.
Over here in the States, we have a bunches of smart people who like to couch their jealousy and envy of others in ridiculous and tired observations about how the country is going to shit.
So being smart isn't cool, huh? Tough fucking shit. If it's too hard for you, go jump off a bridge. That's what I say. Society isn't here to make you feel better about yourself, ya know? That's the real problem with America. Everyone thinks they're special and they feel entitled to acknowledgement of their special-ness. What a waste of time.
I still remember the time when hard work would get you 60% of where you wanted to go in life (in America anyways).... oh wait, that's still true. Yeah, the sky is really fucking falling ladies and gentlemen. We're screwed.
screeching madly, hard
purile taco purrs, awkward haughty
ravenous dickface
You are truly my Captain, oh Captain, of Dickfacery. I love you Taco Meat. Truly, madly, deeply. Shine on you crazy diamond. TO BRAHMA GOA SHIVA KRISHNA HOLY STAR SUPREME BEING OF LIFE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND BEYOND!
Heh. Dated reference but the tamagotchi is probably just now catching on in India. So retro that it is almost cool again. Like Voltron and the Thundercats. Except they still stink. Just like that curry smell that just pores out of your pores. HA!::SIGH:: I KNOW. You are actually a pet rock or at least a close facsimile. I KNEW IT. Are you here to steal all my tacos? NO. I'll never let you have them, you vile creature! I love tacos and taco meat. They are the bestest. If you crossbread Orco, Lionel, the Red Thundercat, and a tamagotchi, to create the ultimate gobot that could be my super best friend forever, I would still not trade it for my Taco Meat.
I know you don't need more cowbell since you already worship the holy milk of the undying cow-god-fairy-leprechaun, lord of heaven and bride of Vishnu, but I've got an idea about how you can wipe that sour Dickface right off and dive into a yoga inspired visit to the mountains of Brahma Goa Shiva Krisha holy star Supremem Being of Life Love and Happiness. Treat yourself. Go have one of those tasty dog burgers that your family cooks up for breakfast every morning, Ookie. You and P-Funk and Q and T love them kind of tacos, eh, padre? Como es? Bueno? Ci? Charla a usted más adelante Captain Sanchez Ookie Dickface Vishnu.
Way to divert the discussion to something else instead of addressing the real issues.
What the hell are you talking about Captain Dickface? Let's break down your previous post for a second. There were roughly 2550 letters in the previous post. The content of which consisted mostly of:
Let me break it down for you. I will reduce your entire argument to one sentence: "Suresh Burabi is a stupid cow worshipping H1-B carrying third world reject and therefore has nothing meaningful to say."
And you think of yourself as a purveyor of intellectual purity, a bastion of good sense. You claim I have a smug attitude when it is you yourself who is arrogant, totally oblivious to your own stupidity. Seriously, your best insult is to make fun of my nationality and your *assumptions* of my religious belief? That, sir, is the last refuge of the intellectually defeated. You have nothing meaningful to say, and thus you resort to a 3rd grade-esque attack. Why don't you just say "Oh yeah?!? Well...your mother is a slut, too!"
Well, I guess you kind of did. Let's see... "you dirty little slut", "the stupid fucken Hindi throwing shit at me like he's a generation removed from being a monkey", "Are you fucken kidding ass-clown", "Look here, Captain Dickface", "shitty developers like youself", "I'm sorry I scared you, pussy", "you fucken girly man", "Get off my lawn, dickhead". Oh man, are you a real mental giant or what? Where did you get your insults, your fourth grade nephew? What, do you think statements like these add weight to your argument? Do you think they make you sound intelligent? Do you think my feelings are hurt?
I am sure you won't respond today, since you are probably taking calls right now helping people to find their mouse and keyboard, but when you get home from your dead end job I hope you read this.
What this shows is that 60% of your "argument" (if you can call it that) is that I called you names (after first calling me names) and therefore you win, something, I guess.
I responded to this heaping pile with, in not so many words, you're an idiot. And, of course, I'm now avoiding your intellectually superior "argument". That's a good one, Captain. I see you've managed to argue with yourself all the way around in a fucking circle. Are you gonna eat that cookie now that you've shot your holy hindi load all over it? Have fun with that, Captain Dickface.
I'm guess that whatever you call the above post of yours somehow makes sense and vindicates your position in some sort of imaginary argument between me and you.::shurg:: Here's my original post:
"There's nothing reasonable about this paranoid delusion that you are having.... in fact, this entire post of yours is completely absurd. I can almost picture that if deep packet inspection was the bogeyman, you'd be hiding under the bed with your drawers all wet. Get a grip."
Here's your "you suck, jackass, bahahahaha" response:
"Hey, the loser is back again! Nobody replies to you except me and my friends, and that's just because we think you are a moron and are fun to taunt. Go back to the homeless shelter and leave the starbucks. Nobody there likes you either, and especially not the poor sap whose lappy you used to post this drivel.... in fact, this entire existence of yours is completely absurd. I can almost picture that if you opened your mouth, inserted your body, and swallowed, your mother would be happy. Get a life."
And now because I have responded to your demeaning nonsense in kind, somehow you win our "argument" and I'm an asshole who thinks I am TEH AWESOME, RAWR. HULK SMART. SMART. Um, what-the fuck-ever, man.
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"The hand-mill gives you society with the feudal lord; the steam-mill, society with the industrial capitalist." - Karl Marx
I know enough history to be able to say that taxation at least goes as far back as medieval europe. Whether the funds pushed out of the income redistribution engine of the USA comes from capitalist sources is largely irrelevant. Taxation tracks with the availability of technology which tracks with the freedom and restrictions a government can hoist upon its people. All of which is related to how the OG piggy I posted to justifies his treatment of the "serfs" that work for him. What a douchebag money grubbing piggy. I wonder what the Internet, and the technologies built upon it, will enable government (substitute landowners or business owners if you like) to do in 15,20, or 30 years? What kind of rationalizations will the capitalist pigs come up with in 30 years to justify the rape and ruin of the working class? Are we on the road to ruin or salvation? Who knows.
Ok, well, your comment is nonsensical. Medicare is socialized medicine and donations are freakin charity. And farm subsidies? More communist income redistribution. None of these things have really any relation at all to the motivations of capitalism.
As for the rest, can't you do any better than parroting Gordon Gekko? "This painting here, I bought it 10 years ago for $60,000, I can sell it today for $600,000; the illusion, has become real, and the more real it becomes, the more desperate they want it--capitalism at its finest." Is this the illusion you speak of?
And I sit here watching the little piggies and ants marching around with their monies and jewels while thinking to myself, "Hmmmmm".
Ah, the capitalist pig makes an appearance! Just look at the lies frothing out of his piggy little mouth. Nothing about business is at all like a casino bet, huh? And the poor have no idea what it is to be burdened with debt, eh? Wake up little piggy. Your juandiced eye has tinted everything green as the dollar bill for you, hasn't it? Let's move past the lies. Capitalism is the biggest casino of them all, money bags. And the poor are certainly familiar with debt. In fact, they spend most of their lives servicing it.
Take a step back and you'll see that the only cog here is you. Another brick in the wall of the capitalist system is all you are sir. And you are groveling at the altar of money. Greedy little piggy.
Start your own business, see how you wind up having to treat your own employees. You won't find out anything new about yourself. Your ideals, principles and ethics will remain the same. But you'll be forced into many actions that you never would have thought necessary when you realize that decisions cascade.
I think what you meant to say was, "It's all about the bucks kid, the rest is conversation." - Gordon Gekko. Right?
I read your comment and it is certainly a great rationalization for the unjust punishment these "idiots" (your words) are facing. Way to divert attention away from the real issue. The next time you change lanes while driving a car without signaling, potentially killing other people on the road, I think we ought to threaten you with 20 years in jail and a 250K fine. That sound good to you, Judge Dredd? Only in America would your comment get a +5 insightful. We're a bloodthirsty lot who can and damn well will, execute your ass if you fuck around. We don't care if you happen to be innocent either. America: Where we worship at the altar of the almighty dollar and practice human sacrifice in the name of LAW. Oh, and delude ourselves into believing that is justice ...
One last thing, the last thing I want on computers I manage is students downloading and installing whatever programs they think they want onto computers. If they want to use a program they need to request it through the proper channels. If I caught a student installing software on a computer without permission, I'd recommend they be expelled, regardless of what they were installing. Its not their computer.
Of course you would have them expelled since you're a pretentious asshole (go re-read the rest of your post for the evidence of that buckaroo). If I was your boss, I'd have you fired for recommeding such a blatantly excessive and inappropriate response. Prime example of WTF were you thinking, right there.
Well put.
Well, I'm working on a master plan to get my karma back down to where it deserves to be here. ;) Truly this was fun while it lasted, I do enjoy blowing off steam here as one can probably tell from my posting history. And it's true, my ability to "bring the noise" insult-wise was being taxed, so guilty as charged on the lack of imagination.
.... well, that settles it! Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!
So sayonara and viva la taco, as it were. And
Um, who the **** else would "the VA" refer to? I mean, besides your terrible examples.
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You're obviously an id10t trooper from Alderaan or something, Captain Dumbass. I mean, Jesus H. Christ. GOD! That's just amazingly stupid
This is hilarious, Captain. ;)
For the life of me, I can't see why anyone would moderate you negatively. Bahaha.
Cheers.
Uh, um, well, ah, um .......
..... the cunning, catlike intellect .... the rapier thrust of your dick into another man's ass. Bahaha. The sea bass is taking it in the ass! At least you're ill-tempered though, that's a start.
Why don't you just hit the Ho Chi Minh trail out of here, Captain "Put Your Dick In My Face"? Oh wait, I forgot you're an "Indian national currently living in Redmond and working on the GUI design team for LiveMeeting" and there's no Ho Chi Minh trail in India. No siree. Hmmm, well speaking of being Indian, boy, it must be tough being the equivalent of a Dalit in the heirarchy of nations. I mean, don't you ever have the urge to pretend you're something classier? Like a Mexican? A Captain Don Diego de la Vega Dickface, if you will. That just rolls off the tongue like butter, doesn't it? Yes, I think that is the kind of name that would pay homage to your oeuvre. The vicious verbal ripostes
Come on, Captain D! If I was going to use a search engine, I'd need the kind of help that only http://www.chacha.com/ can give.
..... the cunning, catlike intellect .... the rapier thrust of your dick into another man's ass. Bahaha. The sea bass is taking it in the ass! At least you're ill-tempered though, that's a start.
Now why don't you just hit the Ho Chi Minh trail out of here, Captain "Put Your Dick In My Face"? Oh wait, I forgot you're an "Indian national currently living in Redmond and working on the GUI design team for LiveMeeting" and there's no Ho Chi Minh trail in India. No siree. Hmmm, well speaking of being Indian, boy, it must be tough being the equivalent of a Dalit in the heirarchy of nations. I mean, don't you ever have the urge to pretend you're something classier? Like a Mexican? A Captain Don Diego de la Vega Dickface, if you will. That just rolls off the tongue like butter, doesn't it? Yes, I think that is the kind of name that would pay homage to your oeuvre. The vicious verbal ripostes
Seconded.
Hypocrisy? Don't you think you're taking the concept of corporate personhood a little too far?
http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2005-09/0411.html
Come on Captain! Tell us a story. Sounds like you've got the beginnings of a good one here ....
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Give it up for Captain Dickface, ladies and gentlemen.
What an entrance.
Plenty of nerds here will advise you to read Heinlen or some shit. But the prose of science fiction (or really, of any genre fiction) is for shit and the metaphors shallow, and really don't add anything to being a well-rounded, broadly-educated youth.
You make some good points here but this quote is a true gem. Bravo.
Ah, the fuck you response. Well, fuck you too. :)
... I'm not sure, since we've never actually met, if you are truly this retarded or not. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.
First, it's Ookie not Pookie. Second, I'm profiling nothing. I question the motives (is this some sort of argument from self-interest) of every person that I've never actually met that makes such a striking argument. I'm embarrasing no one. I am acting critically towards someone who I'd characterize as a smug, pompous ass at this point. However, you might be embarrassing yourself
No, I think I understood what you said just fine, sir. I mean really, your point of view re:athletics in america, isn't uncommon here in the States. Your title "This culture is fucked." isn't uncommon either. It is like Bill O'Reilly's favorite topic, man. And your apathy, "So you see, this is why I laugh when laws get passed that fuck over the population." .... very, very, very run of the mill. If I found that part of your post interesting, I would have given you a high-five because on any given sunday, I agree with at least some of those sentiments.
But what I find interesting, is the characterization of all athletes as thugs and your illustration (we only get Printshop certicificates, they get CHICKS!) of the injustice visited upon scholars who compete with these "thugs" for money, power, and respect in the community. Clearly, you must feel like you have been, will be, or are currently being short-changed by the attention and success afforded these thugs. You feel ENTITLED to better treatment. You are more SPECIAL than these chumps. And I just think that's crap. Your disappointment, anger, and jealousy at and of the benefits afforded thuggish athletes like Michael (con)Vick does not justify that kind of garbage either. These feelings of entitlement and "me, me, me I'm so special" memes are running amok in this country right now. It's a sad thing to watch and it is definitely not something that Americans should be proud of.
Over here in the States, we have a bunches of smart people who like to couch their jealousy and envy of others in ridiculous and tired observations about how the country is going to shit.
.... oh wait, that's still true. Yeah, the sky is really fucking falling ladies and gentlemen. We're screwed.
So being smart isn't cool, huh? Tough fucking shit. If it's too hard for you, go jump off a bridge. That's what I say. Society isn't here to make you feel better about yourself, ya know? That's the real problem with America. Everyone thinks they're special and they feel entitled to acknowledgement of their special-ness. What a waste of time.
I still remember the time when hard work would get you 60% of where you wanted to go in life (in America anyways)
purile taco purrs, awkward haughty
ravenous dickface
You are truly my Captain, oh Captain, of Dickfacery. I love you Taco Meat. Truly, madly, deeply. Shine on you crazy diamond. TO BRAHMA GOA SHIVA KRISHNA HOLY STAR SUPREME BEING OF LIFE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND BEYOND!
I know you don't need more cowbell since you already worship the holy milk of the undying cow-god-fairy-leprechaun, lord of heaven and bride of Vishnu, but I've got an idea about how you can wipe that sour Dickface right off and dive into a yoga inspired visit to the mountains of Brahma Goa Shiva Krisha holy star Supremem Being of Life Love and Happiness. Treat yourself. Go have one of those tasty dog burgers that your family cooks up for breakfast every morning, Ookie. You and P-Funk and Q and T love them kind of tacos, eh, padre? Como es? Bueno? Ci? Charla a usted más adelante Captain Sanchez Ookie Dickface Vishnu.
Cheese!
What the hell are you talking about Captain Dickface? Let's break down your previous post for a second. There were roughly 2550 letters in the previous post. The content of which consisted mostly of:
Let me break it down for you. I will reduce your entire argument to one sentence: "Suresh Burabi is a stupid cow worshipping H1-B carrying third world reject and therefore has nothing meaningful to say." And you think of yourself as a purveyor of intellectual purity, a bastion of good sense. You claim I have a smug attitude when it is you yourself who is arrogant, totally oblivious to your own stupidity. Seriously, your best insult is to make fun of my nationality and your *assumptions* of my religious belief? That, sir, is the last refuge of the intellectually defeated. You have nothing meaningful to say, and thus you resort to a 3rd grade-esque attack. Why don't you just say "Oh yeah?!? Well...your mother is a slut, too!" Well, I guess you kind of did. Let's see... "you dirty little slut", "the stupid fucken Hindi throwing shit at me like he's a generation removed from being a monkey", "Are you fucken kidding ass-clown", "Look here, Captain Dickface", "shitty developers like youself", "I'm sorry I scared you, pussy", "you fucken girly man", "Get off my lawn, dickhead". Oh man, are you a real mental giant or what? Where did you get your insults, your fourth grade nephew? What, do you think statements like these add weight to your argument? Do you think they make you sound intelligent? Do you think my feelings are hurt? I am sure you won't respond today, since you are probably taking calls right now helping people to find their mouse and keyboard, but when you get home from your dead end job I hope you read this.
What this shows is that 60% of your "argument" (if you can call it that) is that I called you names (after first calling me names) and therefore you win, something, I guess.
AaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHaaaaHHHHHHAAAAA AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
I responded to this heaping pile with, in not so many words, you're an idiot. And, of course, I'm now avoiding your intellectually superior "argument". That's a good one, Captain. I see you've managed to argue with yourself all the way around in a fucking circle. Are you gonna eat that cookie now that you've shot your holy hindi load all over it? Have fun with that, Captain Dickface.
"There's nothing reasonable about this paranoid delusion that you are having .... in fact, this entire post of yours is completely absurd. I can almost picture that if deep packet inspection was the bogeyman, you'd be hiding under the bed with your drawers all wet. Get a grip."
Here's your "you suck, jackass, bahahahaha" response:
"Hey, the loser is back again! Nobody replies to you except me and my friends, and that's just because we think you are a moron and are fun to taunt. Go back to the homeless shelter and leave the starbucks. Nobody there likes you either, and especially not the poor sap whose lappy you used to post this drivel. ... in fact, this entire existence of yours is completely absurd. I can almost picture that if you opened your mouth, inserted your body, and swallowed, your mother would be happy. Get a life."
And now because I have responded to your demeaning nonsense in kind, somehow you win our "argument" and I'm an asshole who thinks I am TEH AWESOME, RAWR. HULK SMART. SMART. Um, what-the fuck-ever, man.