User: JustOK

Re:Been using it for years

On: Canada Rolls Out Plastic Money

Whenever I have to go the US I hate having to use those crappy bits of toilet paper that feel like they been stuck to some homeless guy's arse since 1973.

You've felt alot of toilet paper like that before? What an interesting thing to do. Was it intentional? Part of an advanced degree in comparative paper texture? Bet there's a good story behind it.

Reminds me of the guy with "ass pennies". Every penny he got, he stuck up his ass. Then, whenever he saw someone with a penny, he could say that there was a chance that penny had been up his ass.

Re:Pikachon

On: Idle: New Species Named For SpongeBob SquarePants

The Weiner particle: emits a few "brief" bursts then tries to disappear.

Re:Why stop there?

On: Idle: New Species Named For SpongeBob SquarePants

yet you use the term "pop culture" like it's a term passed down from the ancients.

Re:You young whippersnappers

On: HP Sues Oracle For Dropping Itanium Support

You had FEET?

Re:How many frikkin jokes will we get?

On: Biological Lasers

The interesting point is that the lasers don't have to be on the sharks' head any more! Sharks with lasers on their butt cheeks!

Re:Unionize this

On: Apple Store Employee Attempts To Form Union

you meant Star Trek Federated Utopia or STFU

Re:How much did this cost?

On: NASA's Aquarius Launched To Help Map the Oceans' Salt

or, perhaps, really big.

But

On: NASA's Aquarius Launched To Help Map the Oceans' Salt

But, the ocean is in the other direction!

Re:Is Sony now in the banking business?

On: A Brief Sony Password Analysis

That's the same as I have for my luggage.

Re:I wish I was a Dalek

On: Daleks To Be Given 'A Rest' From Dr. Who

a dalek goatse

Re:I wish I was a Dalek

On: Daleks To Be Given 'A Rest' From Dr. Who

or bow ties. A Dalek with a bow tie AND a fez...

Re:Really? That's important ?

On: Linus Renames 2.6.40 Kernel To Linux 3.0, Announces Release Candidate

he was using ms excel to calculate the results.

Re:Consciousness is weird

On: Does Quantum Theory Explain Consciousness?

or, consciousness must explain quantum theory

Re:Holland is...

On: Cooperative Cars Battle It Out In Holland

or at 42 26' 5" N / 83 59' 6" W, which is in Michigan.

Re:Holland is...

On: Cooperative Cars Battle It Out In Holland

Go to Hell.

Re:15 km

On: Volcano Erupts In Iceland

still a good place for inaccurate Star Trek sex

Re:15 km

On: Volcano Erupts In Iceland

according to the Big Bang Theory, 10 miles is still in the atmosphere

Re:Funny, I heard the same thing about their camer

On: Computer Records Hold Key In IMF Head's Sexual Assault Case

"I'm going to be framed!" Sow the seeds of reasonable doubt before the crime.

Re:I think we can put our differences behind us...

On: US Preserves Smallpox For Defense

is that like a cara analogy?

Re:Summary of comments

On: Australian Journalist Arrested, Released After Detailing Facebook Flaws

in the land down under, trolls live over the bridge.

Re:Sure.

On: Can Computers Be Used To Optimize the US Tax Code?

they often break promises to donors. Just not the LARGEST and/or the ones with "sfuff" on them.

Re:Simple solution

On: Can Computers Be Used To Optimize the US Tax Code?

and there's a million $ / year job for everyone! HOORAY!

Re:Hurf hurf

On: Newly-Discovered Arm of Milky Way Gives Warped Structure

feng shui

Re:Hahaha have some crow

On: Comcast Helps Fix Pirate Bay Connection Problems

...and the price stays the same?

Re:Don't bother with the video

On: 'Jetman' Rossy Flies Above the Grand Canyon

I like the part where he didn't get physically groped by the TSA.