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  1. Cards and drinks on Optical Recognition System To Foil Card Counting? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The software ... can keep track of every card played, amounts bet, and even tell the difference between your drink, napkin, cards, chips, and ashtrays

    Well if its supposed to be counting cards, I would hope it could tell the difference between a jack of spades and a jack of daniels.

  2. Ah yes... on Home Biomass Power Generators · · Score: 1

    The good old shit and piss factory that is the human body.

  3. Share! on Ask a Music Producer/Publicist About Filesharing and the RIAA · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's your username on Kazaa?

  4. huh? on Ask a Music Producer/Publicist About Filesharing and the RIAA · · Score: 1, Funny

    keeps the wheels cranking behind the scenes

    Was that supposed to be...

    'keeps the whips cracking'

    or

    'keeps the gears cranking'

    or

    'keeps the wheels greased'?

    Mixed metaphors hurt my head.

  5. Huh? on Doug Chiang's Robota · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when do books have trailers?

  6. Re:Ow on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1

    The same people who like this

  7. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur on iWorkstations? · · Score: 1

    I bet Raven can't wait to buy his.

  8. Simpsons on China Upgrades from Microsoft Office · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords!

    No, for real. They will be running the world soon enough.

  9. Well... on Online Document Search Reveals Secrets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Simon Byers, at AT&T's research laboratory in the US, was able to unearth hidden information from many thousands of Microsoft Word documents posted online using a few freely available software tools and some basic programming techniques.

    Are you going to share that info or what?

    Throw it up on freenet man!

  10. Beer Goggles on Cognitive Machines Help Decision-Making · · Score: 5, Funny

    At Sandia National Laboratories, new "smart" machines can accurately infer your intents and help you to take better decisions or avoid mistakes.

    Me: Dude, I'm so trashed. Is that girl hot?

    My Smart MachineNegative. Your beer goggles have wrongly given her a +5 hot. The correct answer is -1 fat.

  11. Leeloo on Chemical Element 110 To Be Named · · Score: 1

    I hope it's as hot looking as that chick who was the fifth element.

  12. Off topic but... on Chemical Element 110 To Be Named · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know this is offtopic but, this is the most beautiful periodic table.

  13. Re:Power Outage - More of the same on Deregulation and Niagara Mohawk - Is There a Story? · · Score: 1

    I am sick of the NYC bias we see in the media

    It's the biggest city in the US. It better show up on the news.

  14. Re:outages like this on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    Lately, I've become more pro-nuclear. And that's the sort of thing where, despite the fact that it's been incredibly safe so far, you still want it out where people are more sparsely populated, just in case.

    Sparsely populated areas count less huh?

  15. Re:Looks like a good one on Renegade Reverse Engineering - John Woo Style · · Score: 1

    Just another typical, whining loser with no purpose.

    Ben Affleck?

  16. Worst. FAQ. Ever on Nutch: An Open Source Search Engine · · Score: 1

    Will Nutch ever be as good as other search engines?

    ...

    How can I stop Nutch from crawling my site?

    ...

    When will Nutch search images, pdf files, etc.?

    ...

  17. Re:yeah... not? on OpEd Piece on Extended Life Expectancy · · Score: 1

    Now if they discovered a cure for being -about- to die five minutes after they tie the tage on your toe, now that would be ironic. ;)

    No, it would be ironic if he was the one to find the cure. What you describe is just very sad.

  18. The @ on Anticipating Earthquakes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is that @ really necessary? You save almost no space, and still have to press two keys.

  19. I'm not so sure this is a good idea... on Webcams Watching The Classrooms? · · Score: 1

    But if the committee on un-American activities^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H department of homeland security runs it, then I'll sign up.

  20. Re:Child labor on A Real Living With Virtual Goods · · Score: 1

    A joke, of course, but the thought of having UO sweatshops where kids can play UO as long as they give the owner a share of the loot, is not far. :-)

    There was an article in Wired a few issues back about a guy in California hired illegal immigrants to play ever quest all day. At the end of the week he emptied their accounts all the EQ money they had made and sold it on ebay.

    I never saw a better example of how the people who own things (in this case the computers) can completely steal the work of the prols.

  21. Re:Capitalizing on others misfortune on A Real Living With Virtual Goods · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the American reality :(

  22. SCO on A Real Living With Virtual Goods · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr Dibbell would have no doubt that a crime had been committed but he realises that he might have a hard time convincing the police to investigate the theft of goods that have a tangible value but negligible reality.

    SCO?

  23. Something he misses about popfile. on Comparison of Bayesian POP3 Spam Filters · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the things I love about popfile is it is not a Spam filter. It is a general mail filter. I have about ten categories of mail that it sorts out for me. This also helps cut out false positives. 'Work', 'Personal', 'Friends' and all much more similar to eacth other than 'Spam'.

  24. Re:I hate it.. on Building a Better Bomb · · Score: 1

    Why hamper a technical discussion about bomb efficiency with irrelevant issues and issues of morality?

    Because the only thing a bomb does is kill.

  25. Re:well... on Building a Better Bomb · · Score: 1

    I am simply stunned at the quality of your education. Do you even know who Eisenhower was? Here's a hint: before he was a President, he was a General.

    That makes the quote even more powerful.