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Renegade Reverse Engineering - John Woo Style

MankyD writes "Just saw the trailer to a new John Woo film over at apple.com called PayCheck. Written by Phillip K Dick of Blade Runner and Minority Report, its a story about a top notch reverse engineer (Ben Affleck) who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past. It's also got Uma Thurman as the female lead. Unfortunately the website isn't up and running yet, and the premise of the movie seems a little far fetched, but this still ought to be a fun one."

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  1. Looks like a good one by mjmalone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you like far fetched hollywood plots that have no basis in reality. Wait, this is slashdot, of course you do! Hollywood always has to sensationalize and dramatize everything to a point where it doesn't impart any knowledge or insight to the viewer.

    Of course, there is the arguement that films such as this one offer an escape from reality so that the viewer can relax and forget all the day to day shit that they have to deal with. But I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix reloaded, I couldn't help from bursting out in laughter in the middle of the theater.

    1. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...films such as this one offer an escape from reality...But I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix

      hey smartguy, they weren't even in reality when he restarted her heart. they were in the Matrix. Realize what you're typing as the mental diarrhea spews from your forehead

    2. Re:Looks like a good one by DerProfi · · Score: 1

      I've come to expect nothing but crap from Hollywood. The real crime here is that yet another PKD story has been twisted beyond recognition; turned from a quirky, cerebral tale into an action flick.

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    3. Re:Looks like a good one by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 0
      But I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix reloaded
      That implies that you had faith in Hollywood to begin with. Might wanna keep quiet with that one, guy... :-)
    4. Re:Looks like a good one by tealover · · Score: 0, Insightful

      But I lost all faith in hollywood...

      What the fuck ?!? You had faith in Hollywood to do what... portray reality ?

      Dude, they're fucking movies. There are all types of movies. You want reality based movies and you go see The Matrix ?

      You don't even know what the hell you're complaining about. Just another typical, whining loser with no purpose.

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    5. Re:Looks like a good one by tealover · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've come to expect nothing but crap from Hollywood.

      In the spirit of the Open Source community, why don't you make your own movies ? Sounds like you have an itch to scratch (and i'm not talking about your crabs).

      :)

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    6. Re:Looks like a good one by lightcycle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thing I like about Philip K Dick is his ability to take _really_ far-fetched stories and still make all the pieces fit. Of course, this is mostly true for his stories in written form, the movies based on them mostly lack the depth found in his writing. OTOH, I have yet to see a PKD-based movie that is boring. I find Blade Runner to be by far the best, but the others (Total Recall, Screamers and Minority Report) are at least entertaining.

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    7. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      movies, unlike software, take a lot of resources to produce.

    8. Re:Looks like a good one by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was about to say "It sounds nice at first, but what's the point of making a movie if half a viewers know it in detail before it's 20% complete? It doesn't seem to fit the open development model of 'start a cool project and let the customer base finish it.'", but then thought of something

      One could, of course, produce software under a modified GPL that says that all media produced under it be free (as in speech), which would require that all imported media must have been free in the same respect. 3D models like people, cars, helicopters, building, office equipment, and such would be free to anyone who wanted to make open movies, greatly reducing the development costs to "film and plop in some premade special effects". You might occasionally see two movies with similar scenes, but as this grows, it will become less frequent.

    9. Re:Looks like a good one by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you like far fetched hollywood plots that have no basis in reality. Wait, this is slashdot, of course you do!
      Of course! When I see the name John Woo, the only thing I can think of that is better than "far fetched hollywood plot that has no basis in reality" would be "far fetched Hong Kong plot that has no basis in reality." Give me double-fisted gunfights with infinite-capacity ammo clips!

      Alas, as far as I can tell, Woo has left that all behind. But I always hope he'll feel a nostalgic urge...

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    10. Re:Looks like a good one by tealover · · Score: 1

      Clerks didn't take a lot of resources.

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    11. Re:Looks like a good one by fussman · · Score: 0

      Hollywood always has to sensationalize and dramatize everything to a point where it doesn't impart any knowledge or insight to the viewer.
      I am not trying to troll, flamebait, or start a fight, war, or other conflict, but reality doesn't sell if it's fictional (even some non-fictional cases like Big Brother 4). So it makes perfect sense to change reality into something that is more likely to sell merchandise (that's the first lesson you learn when you go into marketing).

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    12. Re:Looks like a good one by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix reloaded,

      How did you feel in "The Matrix" when the chick restarted his heart?

    13. Re:Looks like a good one by Zephaniah · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This rubbish got modded up? Bah. What is the matter with you CHOW?

    14. Re:Looks like a good one by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Just another typical, whining loser with no purpose.

      Ben Affleck?

    15. Re:Looks like a good one by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      If you like far fetched hollywood plots that have no basis in reality. Wait, this is slashdot, of course you do! Hollywood always has to sensationalize and dramatize everything to a point where it doesn't impart any knowledge or insight to the viewer.

      Impart knowlage? What's so fucking intresting about reverse enginering?

      And seriously, what 'basis in reality' did Neuromancer have? What about Snowcrash? Just because something is farfetched dosn't mean it can't be intresting, or enjoyable.

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    16. Re:Looks like a good one by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

      www.opensourcemovie.co.uk

      We could do with some lively discussion to get things rolling.

      Goblin

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    17. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix reloaded, I couldn't help from bursting out in laughter in the middle of the theater.

      ??? You are one dumb mother*

      Let's see, what's more believable,
      artificial intelligence,
      super fun fun virtual world called the matrix,
      doing anything in super fun fun virtual world?

      Hmm, oh no, kianu made everybody fart, runaway
    18. Re:Looks like a good one by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "In the spirit of the Open Source community, why don't you make your own movies ?"

      Anybody else picture carbon copy-esque remakes of Star Wars with great effects but no acting?

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    19. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Anybody else picture carbon copy-esque remakes of Star Wars with great effects but no acting?"

      Yeah, but that was more of a flashback than a prediction of the future.

    20. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But I lost all faith in hollywood when I saw keanu reaves restart some chick's heart in the matrix reloaded, I couldn't help from bursting out in laughter in the middle of the theater.

      You moron! You obviously don't understand the totality of Neo's powers in the Matrix. He's a freaking god for crying out loud (while in the Matrix). If you were too stupid enough to get this from the first movie and STILL too stupid to get it from the second movie, then maybe people should have lost all faith in your own intellect. If you don't like a story about a guy becoming a god in an alternate reality, then say so...and THEN STFU, you ignoramus!
    21. Re:Looks like a good one by danbeck · · Score: 1

      OMG, someone mod this one funny please.

    22. Re:Looks like a good one by glenkim · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe Ben Stiller can work as Ben Affleck's stunt double!

    23. Re:Looks like a good one by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Three problems.

      1) Based on the free software song, I think we can all stand not to see RMS and the GNU crowd's acting ability.

      2) Most of us don't have renderfarms so that we could incorperate these 1337 things into our own movies. This will also blend into problems with seeing "stock" images over, and over, and over again.

      3) There is no third thing, is that clear!?!?

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    24. Re:Looks like a good one by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny
      How did you feel in "The Matrix" when the chick restarted his heart?

      Simple, Keanu is not human. That part was easily believable.

    25. Re:Looks like a good one by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The real crime here is that yet another PKD story has been twisted beyond recognition
      and in the article: "Written by Phillip K Dick of Blade Runner and Minority Report"

      And where does the "reviewer" get off saying "written by" PKD? He's been dead almost 20 years. "Based very loosely on". If you're going to mention Dick, how about listing some books he actually DID write?

    26. Re:Looks like a good one by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      CPU power wouldn't be a problem. Just use povray for rendering. Then make a distributed.net-like program that fetches images and textures and renders. If somebody made a program like this, I'd be glad to contribute with my dual Athlon. Rendering is very paralellizable, and given enough volunteers gathering more power than a render farm used by Hollywood sounds quite possible.

    27. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, he did write Paycheck. It's a short story (my favourite of them).

    28. Re:Looks like a good one by Hast · · Score: 1

      What makes you so sure that Trinity is?

    29. Re:Looks like a good one by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Uh, he did write Paycheck. It's a short story (my favourite of them).

      He didn't write the script (of that or any of his other stories that were filmed), as was stated by the original poster.

    30. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the joke wasn't that Neo wasn't human, it was that Keanu isn't human.

      You can hang up your geek badge and pocket protector now...

    31. Re:Looks like a good one by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      chick restarted his heart

      Keanu is such a wooden actor I have a hard time believing he's even alive

    32. Re:Looks like a good one by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      You mean you've already seen Episode III as well ?

    33. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clerks didn't take a lot of resources.

      True, but Clerks sucked. Maybe if Kevin Smith had hired a scriptwriter or actors it would have been decent, or at least more than a 90 minutes gross out session. Then again, look at Scary Movie - big budgets are no metric of quality.

      While we're chatting John Woo sucks too. If you took the slow-motion sequences in all his movies and ran them at normal speed, they'd be about 45 minutes apiece. At least, unlike Ang Lee, everyone with a brain recognizes the fact that John Woo sucks.

    34. Re:Looks like a good one by AlternateSyndicate · · Score: 1
      Alas, as far as I can tell, Woo has left that all behind. But I always hope he'll feel a nostalgic urge...

      Have you even seen Windtalkers or Mission Impossible 2? Windtalkers was even a good dramatic turn for Woo until Nicholas Cage got "low" on ammo. At that point, he started killing 3 Japanese soldiers with each bullet.

    35. Re:Looks like a good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the real crime is that it is based on a crappy PKD story, plain and simple.

  2. WTF? by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who in their right mind would want to watch a Ben Affleck movie?

    I mean, did you see "Gigli"?

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  3. website wipe by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    its a story about a top notch reverse engineer who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past... Unfortunately the website isn't up and running yet
    Duh! They wiped his memory and his website too.

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    1. Re:website wipe by brakk · · Score: 1

      its a story about a top notch reverse engineer who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past

      Am I reading it wrong, or is that missing something? (And I mean in the grammatical sense)

  4. Chasing Amy was top of his game? by jvarsoke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else see "Ben Afleck" and stop reading?

    1. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by ajlitt · · Score: 4, Funny

      I disagree. He was much more believable in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

    2. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where he played a Satan-serving fallen angel as a sort of psycho frat boy.

      I liked Alanis Morrisette's role as God much better.

    3. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was ill after reading the "John Woo" part.

    4. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto, The Big Hit was one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

    5. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      Surely Gigli is more notable, with it's record-breaking 1.5 IMDB rating, up a full 7% from the 1.4 it had when I first heard about it last week.

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    6. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by critter_hunter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh, the Big Hit isn't a Woo movie. He's one of the 10 or so producers, not exactly what I'd call involved in the (pseudo) artistic process.

      John Woo didn't do anything good since he made it to Hollywood. I thought Broken Arrow was nice when I was 12, Face|Off had some cool gunfights, and MI2 had a few nice action scene, but overall they were all terrible.

      Not that anything John Woo made back in HK was all that great, but it was still much better than the tripe he's spweing these days. Actually, I can't think of a single Chinese actor who has been doing better in the US than in HK. Although, if Jet Li stopped making movies with lame rappers he'd be faring quite good - The One was great fun

      Anyway, all this to say that John Woo's name isn't as much a turn-off as much as, say, Michael Bay. Ben Affleck, however, is even worse than Keanu Reeves. How can a guy who has been in *Daredevil*, *Reindeer Games* and *Gigli* be allowed to keep making movies. He's like a failure magnet.

      Here's how to recognize a good Affleck movie: Matt Damon's in it. From there it's only a small step to give all the credit to Mr Damon.

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    7. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Stormie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on, Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms" !!!

    8. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think he played Ben Affleck in that one ...

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    9. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by jayratch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, and since it's all Matt Damon, then without Affleck his best was in "Bourne Identity"? I appreciate suspension of disbelief, but when a non-scifi movie asks me to abandon rather than suspend, I tend to wish I'd spent my $8.75 on... umm...

      what else can you do that costs about the same, takes up a single evening, yet is equally painful?

      come to think of it, IMHO Affleck and Damon are good as a team, just about worthless individually.

    10. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by spectecjr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Gigli has, to date, raked in an amazing $5,600,000. (It cost $54,000,000 to make, not including marketing).

      Freddy Got Fingered, however, has grossed $14,249,005 to date, and cost $15,000,000 to make.

      Let's hope that Gigli doesn't get close.

      It's sad to think that for $15,000 (give or take), I can make a 35 minute short which will be much more entertaining than this (the script is ready, it's nearly completely cast, all we need is a location and financing). Yet I'm having trouble getting the money to do my short, while crap like this has no trouble getting cash.

      Simon

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    11. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bourne Identity wasn't a bad movie. Just a fairly typical, yet still fun action movie. Yes, some of it was farfetched, but nothing that made all that much difference to its enjoyability.

    12. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with you?! The Big Hit was fucking hilarious!!

    13. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's sad to think that for $15,000 (give or take), I can make a 35 minute short which will be much more entertaining than this (the script is ready, it's nearly completely cast, all we need is a location and financing).

      that's a bit presumptuous, isn't it? Maybe your movie would suck? Have you even seen gigli?

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    14. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1

      "When you see a John Woo film, it's comforting to know how shallow the world really is."
      - Haruhara Haruko {FLCL}

    15. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by ralphus · · Score: 1

      I used to watch little Ben in "The Voyage of the Mimi". I really liked that show as a kid. I wonder if anyone remembers what I'm talking about.

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    16. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by danbeck · · Score: 1

      Yes... the story instantly went from "interesting" to "who the hell cares".

    17. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was wrong with M:I-2?

    18. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by cfish · · Score: 1

      I assume that most geeks have downloaded Gigli out of curiosity then quickly realize the mistake. That's what I did after reading the reviews. It is every bit as bad as they say. The most memorable line, when Lopez opens her crouch and say, "It's turkey time. Gobble, Gobble!" makes Eric Cartman's hand puppet looks like a noble Oscar hopeful.

      However, Gigli has created some of the most entertaining movie reviews I have ever seen. People are so pissed off about watching the movie that they get creative writing reviews. Check out Yahoo Movies user review of Gigli and laugh yourself silly. Two people claimed to break up with thier girlfriends after being forced to watch it.

      I would not see another film with Lopez or Affleck because the 20 million each of them got from the film makes me want to puke. Without the doubt, "Gigli" is aimed at the lower class who have to work hard to earn the bucks to go to a movie, and the movie is a torture.

    19. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by wossName · · Score: 4, Funny

      I liked what The Onion found out about Gigli. :)

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    20. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by lpret · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere (the infamous somewhere...) that it's the product placement and the McDonalds tie-ins that make or break the movie. Perhaps not enough in this case, but enough to make other movies that seem like bombs worthwhile.

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    21. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      I love Gainax, but I would expect them to have a better understanding of the cinematic structuralism that Woo is so fond of. The shallowness is part of the point. Maybe they are just being ironic?

      Sad to see how underappreciated the artistry of Woo's films are here on Slashdot, apparently.

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    22. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by squaretorus · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's sad to think that for $15,000 (give or take),

      If its gonna be that good can I suggest CREDIT CARDS!!!!!! As my dad always says : Entrepreneurship starts with 5 credit card applications, and ends with bankrupcy or marble floors. Give it a go! You know you want to!

    23. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by MrAndrews · · Score: 1

      Very seriously, that does indeed work. A mixture of a small business loan and two credit cards can take care of all eventualities. If you had a third as a standby, you could be ready for the bad times after the movie is done and the cash has run out. It's painful (really painful, actually), but it can work.

      Then again, there is some truth to the other saying that you should never make a movie with your own money.

      If you really love the script and you really think it'll be fantastic, put yourself in terrible debt over it. Somehow it seems worth it in the end.

    24. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by drudd · · Score: 1

      I would not see another film with Lopez or Affleck because the 20 million each of them got from the film makes me want to puke

      That's what I'm worried about. They both worked on Kevin Smith's movie "Jersey Girl," which finished shooting quite a while ago, but hasn't been released. I don't think they'll be able to release it for quite a while, given the horrible associations people now have with Affleck and Lopez.

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    25. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering FLCL was one big over-the-top parody (although not as much as Excel Saga), what makes you think they weren't joking?

      BTW - John Woo has made some great films (Bullet in the Head, A Better Tommorow (2), The Killer, Hard Boiled), but he's not the most consistant director ever.

    26. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Dormous · · Score: 1

      Yes, Ben Afleck is a hack. Speaking of Kevin Smith films, I highly recommend watching Kevin's notes on the special edition DVD of Dogma. In said film, Kevin Smith absolutely blasts Ben Afleck for adlibing (poorly) and just ruining the script in general. Yes, Afleck Sucks.

    27. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Tirephus · · Score: 1

      Preach it. I wonder how much of it is Woo's fault. Hollywood has a way of taking all that is creative from an individual artist and sucking out all the originality of same, in the name of the profit-making formulas. Go watch "Hard Boiled", then compare it to anything he's done in the last several years since he's come to the US. It seems like the "John Woo flavor" has been lost in Hollywood's "cup of tea"...

    28. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Brainboy · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Now too many people are going to be like, Ben Affleck and 'J Blo My Ballz' are t3h suck. Let's not see dis movie, 'Jersey Girl' I hope the ads for it go something likes this

      Kevin Smith!!
      Yes Kevin Smith Is directing another movie. Go see it!!
      Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith!!!

      Fine print: Yeah, Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez are in this movie.

      Well whatever happens, I bet Smith is thinking, "Aw crap, please let my movie not be another Mallrats."

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    29. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      He stinks on ice!

      I can't believe there is someone soooooo bad I'd rather see Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeve.

    30. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Brainboy · · Score: 1
      I have no 'real' problem with Ben Affleck. Then again I didn't see Gigli or Reindeer games, and thought Daredevil's problem was the script. (And not explaining ANYTHING!) so was Gigli's problem.
      • A. The Crappy Script
      • B. The Shitty Director
      • C. Ben and Jen Sucking

      Check all the apply.
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    31. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 1

      That's how Spike Lee financed his first film.

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    32. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, well, if it's going to be really good, where do I sign up to send you money?

    33. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever SEEN a John Woo movie?

    34. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      that's a bit presumptuous, isn't it? Maybe your movie would suck?

      If I thought that, unlike the creators of Gigli, I wouldn't try to make it or foist it on anyone. :)

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    35. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I stopped at Ben...

    36. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got an upper limit of comfort for using my own money for this - namely, about $3k-$5k. Problem is that it's a short... the next project may make money, but it's unlikely that this one will -- but this step is necessary to get the experience to make people comfortable in investing in the next project.

      Credit cards.... mmmmm... nah. Not going to risk that. Not on a short. On a feature, maybe.

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    37. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I went through that torture in the 7th grade when all my teachers were going through that fascination with "all whales all the time." I didn't realize Ben Afleck was in it until I heard it mentioned on Dateline NBC recently.

    38. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by laiquendi · · Score: 1

      It's back down to 1.4 now.

    39. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can't think of a single Chinese actor who has been doing better in the US than in HK.

      You might make a case for Jackie Chan. He's had some massive hits in the US (the "Rush Hour" movies), makes a lot of money with relatively little effort by releasing redubbed HK films, and can tap into other revenue sources (How much do you think he got paid for that commercial with Michael Jordan?) All that _in addition_ to continuing to make movies in Hong Kong. He's probably not any worse off for focusing on the US.

      Also, didn't Lucy Liu make a couple of movies in HK early in her career?

    40. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by critter_hunter · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, all those actors have been successful, but they haven't been making the same kind of great stuff they used to do. Of course, their worst American stuff is excellent compared to their worst HK stuff, but none of them made anything that's better than what they were doing back then. On average, their HK movies are more enjoyable

      I mean, those guys are incredible action heroes and stuntmen, not great actors. And the fights in the Hollywood movies are never as good or as well done as the fights in the HK movies. That's highly disappointing - I don't go watch a Jackie Chan movie to watch him do weird faces (although that's part of the fun), I watch a Jackie Chan movie to see incredible stunts and great fights.

      It's true that those HK actors who were not action figures exclusively got better out of it - Chow Yun Fat can act, afterall. But his characters were much cooler back in HK.

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    41. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      I do wonder that, actually. Especially with how bizarre the character is that delivers the statement is. I actually have yet to see all of FLCL (just caught that episode the other night), as money is tight for the DVDs, but I wonder how that line plays in Japanese, too, and if that is really a direct/accurate translation anyway. In particular, though, I didn't see the episode the preview line was referring to, so maybe it made it clearer...

      I do agree with you about Woo's consistency. I know some films like MI2 and Hard Target had a lot of studio interference (they screened an R rated and hour longer cut of MI2 near my house a week before the PG13 butchered version was released - unfortunately, I missed it), but still... I wonder how much of it is sort of just a HK cinema work ethic, where there isn't quite the same drive to ALWAYS perform up to your reputation as there is in Hollywood and Europe.

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    42. Re: Chasing Amy was top of his game? by kishphish · · Score: 1
      '..reverse engineer (Ben Affleck) who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past.'

      Maybe Ben can do a quick memory wipe of *Gigli* from our cinematic consciousness and reverse engineer the mystery of why they decided to make that movie

    43. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by kashani · · Score: 1

      Chasing Amy? Nah, Afflect will always be rememberd by me as "the proprietor of Fashionable Make" who often tkes advanagtes of females "in a very uncomfortable place"... no not a Volkswagon.

      kashani

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    44. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by crackervoodoo · · Score: 1

      Indeed

    45. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      The shallowness is part of the point. Maybe they are just being ironic?
      Indeed; that's why it's "comforting." If nothing else, FLCL is all about irony. It doesn't really present things in terms as simple as black and white, so some people tend to get confused by the lack of simple character distinctions and story resolution.

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    46. Re:Chasing Amy was top of his game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire ending.
      I mean the par with the motorcycles most specifically.

  5. ummm by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No.

  6. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Could it possibly better than Swordfish? Only if Uma shows off her Thurmands like Halle showed off her Berries.

  7. Boycott?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to boycotting the MPAA?

    1. Re:Boycott?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They keep making crap movies we're all dying to see.

    2. Re:Boycott?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, there's thousands of people on slashdot. Each person has their own opinion and own viewpoint.

      Some boycott, others do not. We are not tools.

  8. And it's going to be by von+Prufer · · Score: 1

    Tentatively titled Gigli 2

  9. Hollywood Hype - False. by Pavan_Gupta · · Score: 1

    Oh please, don't give me this kind of movie all over again. I saw swordfish when he was constructing the "worm" using those damn 3d cubes, it made me want to vomit. I just don't like this ... totally out of reality .. hollywood film. I'll give it one thing, it had a neat opening. I enjoyed it. The computer was totally full of cpus though, weird. Just a rant, ignore it as you will.

    1. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by Filibustero · · Score: 2, Insightful
      $10 says the footage of him actually reverse engineering anything is less than 5 minutes.

      Then again, who would want to sit there for two hours watching someone reverse engineer things...

      Seeing the trailer though, it looks like a stock action escape movie, with reverse engineering as the flavor-of-the-month.

      Between that and The-Rocky-of-InsertThemeHere, Hollywood never seems to run out of recycling ideas.

      What are some of the best sci-fi flicks you've seen?

    2. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Regardless of how long he's doing anything technical, it'll stll be a riddled with eggregious errors.

      Puking is in order.

    3. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by phalse+phace · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course it's going to be less than 5 minutes. If any actual reverse engineering were done and if it were any longer they'd get charged with violating the DMCA.

    4. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An easy bet to make.

      Read the original short story and use a bit of logic. The movie isn't about Jennings reverse engineering anything it's figuring out what and why of his employment doing before they zapped the memories.

    5. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DMCA will always win the battle. The evil bad guy in this movie should be the DMCA itself.

    6. Re:Hollywood Hype - False. by GuyWithLag · · Score: 1

      It actually reminded me of an 80's style transputer.

  10. I liked this story by jr87 · · Score: 1

    I actually liked this story by Phillip K. Dick. His works have been getting more attention since Minority report and I wonder if more of his stories will be put on the big screen.

    1. Re: I liked this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one is a good story. If they can pull it off, it should be pretty cool. The main character gets his memory wiped after working for a big anti-government organization, but for some reason before his memory was wiped, he asked that instead of the huge sum of money they promised him,. he got them to pay him with a bag of trinkets. Stuff like half a poker chip, a used bus ticket. The end of the story was a little disappointing, but hopefully they worked on it a bit for the movie.

    2. Re: I liked this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Total Recall, Dark City, Matrix, and so on. I know only TR is the real deal but the others are rip offs.

    3. Re: I liked this story by Doug-W · · Score: 1

      I'd mostly say, "His works have been getting more attention since his death."

      Blade Runner,
      Total Recall,
      Screamers,
      Imposter,
      Minority Report,
      and now 'Paycheck'

  11. NOOO not ben afleck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god i so hate that guy. he cant act. why does he keep getting work? it makes no sense. hes the new tom cruise of movies i will not see.... god i ahte that guy!!!! ala southpark i call him assface.

    tv: " that new movies staring ben afleck"
    ben: " hehe thats me "

    god how i hate him!

  12. Uma by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop! You had me at "Uma Thurman as the female lead."

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    1. Re:Uma by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      It's too late for me to be reading /.

      This is how I read your post:

      Uma Thurman... female... head.

      I think I can speak for us all, when I say: ...wtf?...

    2. Re:Uma by glenkim · · Score: 1

      Uma? Giving head? where!?

  13. sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, reverse engineers YOU!

    1. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolololorlfrololroslfth!!!!11

    2. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stabble stabble stabble!

    3. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha more like ben ASSLICK!!!!

    4. Re:sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      GUTTERMOUTH!!

      And I thought I was the only one who listens to them.

  14. hmmm looks pretty good... by fishmonkey · · Score: 1

    Looks ok, standard action movie I guess with a few futuristic tech. scenes for novelty.
    Affleck is far from my favourite though :/

    Quote from the trailer;

    'Michael Jennings (Affleck) is not a secret agent, he's an Engineer!'

    rofl.
    Amusing seeing hollywood try and sex up reverse engineering, the geek crowd must bring in some serious $$$.

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    1. Re:hmmm looks pretty good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever it takes to get some geeks laid.

    2. Re:hmmm looks pretty good... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      'Michael Jennings (Affleck) is not a secret agent, he's an Engineer!'


      if (Affleck==Enginner) World.Explode();

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    3. Re:hmmm looks pretty good... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Also quote from the trailer:
      "Split!"

      For an engineering company, that place has some serious problems with death-pipe boobytraps in their drainage system.

      "Are you sure we really need that forhead-height pipe embedded in the ceiling?"
      "Oh, yeah, see, if somebody dumps, like, a newspaper or something down there, it'll get all caught up on that."
      "Could we have it spray cold steam like those other ones?"
      "No, that would break up the clog."

  15. Just to be pedantic by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's "Philip K. Dick, whose novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? was adapted by Ridley Scott into the brilliant sci-fi movie Blade Runner, and whose short story Minority Report was turned into a steaming pile of crap by Steven Spielberg."

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    1. Re:Just to be pedantic by R.Caley · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's "Philip K. Dick, whose novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? was adapted by Ridley Scott [...]

      s/adapted/ignored/

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    2. Re:Just to be pedantic by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
      Don't forget We Can Remember It For You Wholesale which ended up as Total Recall.

      I'm waiting for the Hollywood blockbuster versions of Radio Free Albemuth, A Scanner Darkly and The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. That would be fun :-) Actually Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep would make a good movie.(Yes I did like Blade Runner but...)

    3. Re:Just to be pedantic by HBergeron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny, but also so very true. While after 20 years Blade Runner is still the ultimate cyberpunk film (not that someone couldn't make a better one, they just don't seem to be trying.) Minority Report - whose riffs on justice and government power were desperately needed at the exact moment the movie was released, was exactly that steaming pile of crap. By failing to address those themes in the way that Dick had at such a crucial moment in time, Spielberg committed more then the artistic sin of being a hack, (and a hack who manipulates the same three themes of children, family, and fear of the unknown over and over and over again without ever saying anything original or anything old in a new way), he also failed utterly in the responsibility of the artist to provide a mirror for society and prompt discussion and/or change.

      Between Dick and Vonnegut we've got 20 or so themes that could be turned into spectacular films, and money making ones at that. Hell, even Total Recall (Dick short story) in its' better moments touched on some themes that raised it above the levels of crap scifi like "The Sixth Day".

      What's really sad is that even Gibson's Johnny M. could have made an incredible movie if they had just played it straight. A friend (actually makes a living as a writer) once mapped out the short story in script form and showed that you could have filmed it without alteration and come up with an under two hour Hollywood film. You had novel chases, character development, the introduction of a world and characters that would support many sequels, some great fight scenes, and an ultra-stylish cyberpunk environment, and those fuckers still screwed it up.

      Bah, why do I care.

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    4. Re:Just to be pedantic by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Total Recall the movie, which basically begins where Total Recall the short story ends, is a fantastic movie. I think that this is one of the best models for making sci-fi movies, personally. Start with a short story to set the scene, and then write a movie that consists of an orgiastic head trip that runs away from it. This way you can't insult anyone.

      Total Recall was fantastic because every time the camera cuts away to what's going on with someone other than arnie, you have to wonder if he's free-associating in a dream, or if we're just being shown something that's going on behind the scenes. The real beauty of it is that they usually make these smooth transitions from scene to scene in order to further muddy the question.

      As an example of doing things the wrong way, we have The Running Man. The original short story is fantastic and the movie is tripe, though amusing as a completely different work. I really don't see any way to make the short story into a film, though, there's just not enough material there, so completely changing it was the best thing to do if you just had to make the concept into a movie.

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  16. So you're telling me... by useosx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Ben Affleck is a master at reverse engineering??? I'm sorry I can't stop laughing. I can picture him "thinking really hard", "staring at the screen", "putting the pieces together", etc. God, this should be a good one, I can't wait.

    Can he reverse engineer JoLo's booty?

    1. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can he reverse engineer JoLo's booty?

      Who cant?

    2. Re:So you're telling me... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Can he reverse engineer JoLo's booty?

      Cornbread. And lots of it.

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    3. Re:So you're telling me... by cfish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Ben Affleck does have an unusually large head...

      Between Affleck's huge head and J-Lo's giant ass, thier children are gona look like barbells.

    4. Re:So you're telling me... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Jeebus, I hate Ben Affleck. What is it about him that makes my skin crawl? I *ALWAYS* want him to die in movies. There is just something about him that makes me want to smack him in the head with a sledge hammer.

      Is it just me?

    5. Re:So you're telling me... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Ben Affleck must be at least the master Hollywood connection engineer, nothing else explains how such a white bread, mediocre looking, low talent limp personality continues to score mega star, blockbuster hype. Or does his dad own Hollywood?

    6. Re:So you're telling me... by jedaustin · · Score: 0

      Can he reverse engineer JoLo's booty?

      Wouldnt that be reverse end-gineer :)

      No joke, I heard she has her ass insured. How funny !

      JD

    7. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl

    8. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I also picture him in many many unfortunate circumstances. Mind you this is not an obsession, but it seems to happen only during scenes he is in in movies. Personally I think he is strange looking - Possibly not human.

    9. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame Scientology

  17. ACK! Get the spelling right by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    It's Cheque damn it!

    1. Re:ACK! Get the spelling right by phutureboy · · Score: 1

      It's Cheque damn it!

      Um, I thought it was "Czech"?

    2. Re:ACK! Get the spelling right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One entry found for cheque. Main Entry: cheque Pronunciation: 'chek chiefly British variant of check

    3. Re:ACK! Get the spelling right by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

      You said 'ACK' so I say 'SYN! ACK!"....And you say.....

  18. awesome by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Philip K. Dick is awesome, but I've always kind of been on the fence about John Woo and Ben Affleck. I'll probably bow down to the hollywood Gods and go see it. However, I'll go hoping for the best and expecting the worst.

  19. no by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 3, Informative

    That was Dogma.

    Also, Kevin Smith has pretty much sucked ass since then.

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  20. Memento Redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds a little like the sleeper hit of 2001, Memento. I'm a fan of John Woo and Philip K Dick, but it'll be tough for them to top the coolness of this film.

  21. Slashdotting by EvilAndrew · · Score: 1

    So we now try and slashdot servers before they are even up?

  22. Starring Ben.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ben Who?????

    http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

  23. memory wipe? by Lxy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a story about a top notch reverse engineer (Ben Affleck) who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past.

    After seeing Gigli, I wished for a quick memory wipe.

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    1. Re:memory wipe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should do it

    2. Re:memory wipe? by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Funny
      After seeing Gigli, I wished for a quick memory wipe.

      Carefull, if you did that, you might decide to go see it again.

      And when the memory wipe wore off (they always seem to in movies, don't they?) you'd have seen it twice. Or maybe more if you'd gotten the idea more than once!

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    3. Re:memory wipe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH, you're the one....

    4. Re:memory wipe? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      you made a conscious decision to watch that?

      sorry, a memory wipe is enough to fix your problem...

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    5. Re:memory wipe? by potmos · · Score: 1

      What's with all the Gigli bashing. I place it up in my top ten with Scorpian King. :)

    6. Re:memory wipe? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Geez, now you're making it sound more like Groundhog Day or Clean Slate ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0109443 )... ;-)

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  24. Can't remember; what's the story about? by mayns · · Score: 1

    I know I've read Dick's original short story on which this movie is based. I went through a Dick phase about a decade ago and read all of his short-story anthologies. But whenever I try to remember the details of this story I keep getting my wires crossed and all I can think of is the short story about the captured spy they keep cloning and torturing to death, while releasing one.

    So what is the plot of the short story "Paycheck"?

    1. Re:Can't remember; what's the story about? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      That sounds excatly like a short story i read in James P. Hogan's "Minds, Machines & Evolution"

      However in this story it was a captured assassin instead of a spy. And instead of cloning they had the technology to manufacture copies of any scanned in physical thing, including living beings.

      Obviously he must have been heavily influenced by Philip K. Dick. In Hogan's version however one of the main focuses was the havoc that would be caused when the machine was released into the public and suddenly every portion of the economy based on manufacturing fell apart.

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    2. Re:Can't remember; what's the story about? by mayns · · Score: 1

      You're right about ID'ing the story I was thinking about. I'm sorry if i implied that the story popping into my head was a Dick one. I wasn't sure if it were or not. I knew I'd read Paycheck when I saw the trailer, but that plot line kept coming to me for some reason. That Hogan story does fit in perfect with Dick's mindset, doesn't it?

    3. Re:Can't remember; what's the story about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I went through a Dick phase about a decade ago

      Oooookay. Gay sex didn't work out for you then?

  25. Philip K Who? by useosx · · Score: 1

    > Phillip K Dick of Blade Runner and Minority Report

    Like the Slashdot crowd doesn't know who PKD is... (not to mention it's "Philip" with one "L"). Sorry to Troll but I'm a fan...

  26. yes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so why is this?
    I do not understand.

  27. Sounds Like ... by Honig+the+Apothecary · · Score: 5, Interesting
    after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past

    This sounds like Memento. Maybe instead of a polaroid and tattoos, they will use a pda or cell phone with acamera for him to remember what happened.Or not.

    Although the Uma aspect is tantalizing. :-)

    Honig
    1. Re:Sounds Like ... by webslacker · · Score: 1

      That would be a very short movie, because he'd look in his PDA and find out everything he did that day. Case closed!

    2. Re:Sounds Like ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that was the joke.

    3. Re:Sounds Like ... by precogpunk · · Score: 0

      Although the Uma aspect is tantalizing. :-)

      Wouldn't it suck to hook up with her then be subjected to that mind erasing technology!? DOH!

  28. IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's the IMDB listing for the movie.

    According to the Internet Speculative Fiction Database, the story originally came out in 1953. (It's one of the Dick stories I haven't read yet.) Dick always was waaaaay ahead of the curve. (Anyone else notice how dead-on the youth-culture extropilations of Time Out of Joint were?)

    Maybe we can hope for John Woo to return to his previous form of Hard Boiled and The Killer.

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    1. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by discogravy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      PKD was so paranoid and loony that no-one -- least of all himself -- though his stuff would be seen as anything but pulp fantasy. And now it's creepy how spot on he could be about some things.

    2. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by ralphus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Read his last three books, VALIS, Divine Invasion and the Transmigration of Timothy Acher. These were in no way pulp fantasy, they were incredibly deep and meaningful and beautiful and ugly all in one. They were truth.

      I'd love to see someone turn the VALIS trilogy into a movie and actually make it work and stay true to the book. The only names I can think of are combinations of people such as the Warchoski bros crossed with David Lynch.

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    3. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Lawrence Person (lawrencehh@hiho.com (remove all "h"s to mail)
      Sir, I've constructed a more "user-friendly" e-mail hyperlink for you:
      lawrence@io.com

      Hope I was of some assistance to you and the Slashdot community.

    4. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Anyone else notice how dead-on the youth-culture extropilations of Time Out of Joint were?

      I just finished Time Out of Joint yesterday :) What do you mean exactly?

    5. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by dema · · Score: 1

      Amen to that.

      Hollywood is pumping American blood into what was once a great film maker. I was astonished when I saw he directed M:I-2, that was just sickening. Windtalkers at least had a small amount of merit.

    6. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      I'd say David Kronenberg would also have a good chance of making good effort.

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    7. Re:IMDB Movie Listing, ISFDB story listing by jred · · Score: 1

      I just finished it a couple of days ago. I still don't have a clue what he's talking about.

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  29. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up, ben affleck is an amazing actor, have you not seen Gigli yet?!?

  30. mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 2, Troll

    C'mon guys, I can see the ad for this movie if I go to the Apple trailers site, a site dedicated to advertising. I don't need to see ads posted as news on this putatively news site. Given the size and interests of /.'s readership, I understand why studios and production companies want to start phoney "grassroots" buzz about their films here, but do the editors really have to accept the story submissions?

    1. Re:mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by bender183 · · Score: 1

      Ben Affleck and the word phoney NOT in the same sentence....what are the odds :D

    2. Re:mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by imac.usr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Given the size and interests of /.'s readership, I understand why studios and production companies want to start phoney "grassroots" buzz about their films here, but do the editors really have to accept the story submissions?

      Although I agree that this is sort of tenuous as far as /. news goes, my guess is that if the story really was submitted by an undercover marketer, they would have at least waited for the website to be online. At least, I'd wait until then.

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    3. Re: mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > > Given the size and interests of /.'s readership, I understand why studios and production companies want to start phoney "grassroots" buzz about their films here, but do the editors really have to accept the story submissions?

      > Although I agree that this is sort of tenuous as far as /. news goes, my guess is that if the story really was submitted by an undercover marketer, they would have at least waited for the website to be online. At least, I'd wait until then.

      Maybe they figured that the less we knew the better PR it would be.

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    4. Re:mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by Dava · · Score: 1

      "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." PKD matters.

    5. Re:mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by Comsn · · Score: 1

      Although I agree that this is sort of tenuous as far as /. news goes, my guess is that if the story really was submitted by an undercover marketer, they would have at least waited for the website to be online. At least, I'd wait until then.

      its just a plot to advertise on slashdot without getting slashdotted.

    6. Re:mmm. . . Astroturfalicous! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Although I agree that this is sort of tenuous as far as /. news goes, my guess is that if the story really was submitted by an undercover marketer, they would have at least waited for the website to be online. At least, I'd wait until then."

      BZZZT! Wrong. This way they get two shots at us. The first is now when we can all watch the trailer. This will generate hype. Then when the website is up (which will likely be very soon), they'll get another article posted stating its up. Welcome to Guerilla Marketing.

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  31. Fuck this Hollywood shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake me up whenever "Art School Confidential" or "Clerks 2" is released.

  32. too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the life of real reverse engineers isn't so exciting.

  33. No, Memento was actually good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect this to suck.

    1. Re:No, Memento was actually good. by Honig+the+Apothecary · · Score: 1

      How very true. Memento was an excelent movie. This sounds like a steaming pile of shit and celuloid. H

  34. Ben Afflec, what waste of sperm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, subject says it all...

  35. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

    You should have titled your post "How to make a pathetic attempt at a troll on SlashDot."

    Try to be, umm, subtle next time?

  36. Make A Choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Either the MPAA is evil and you are boycotting them, or give them free advertising to millions of readers on the front page of /. and shut the hell up. You can not have your cake and eat it too.

  37. G5 In the trailer? by KJE · · Score: 1

    was that a g5 in the begining of the trailer? man i know i'm a geek when that gets me hooked =)

    1. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Exitthree · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't. There are several ways you can tell, first and most prominent being the lack of ventilation of the case front. Also, the missing fans in front of the CPU blocks, and position of RAM.

      Sure, call me an Apple fanboy, but I read both MacAddict and MacWorld's G5 cover stories today and I believe I have the case and logic board structure at least temporarily ingrained in my mind.

    2. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man i know you're a fag

    3. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I work for apple and I've seen more G5's than I can count, and I agree that definitely was not a G5. The lack of monster heat sinks, and the lack of a clear plastic cover to channel the air, and no partition in the middle of the motherboard are good hints too.

    4. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Can't call you an apple fanboy, sorry.
      Its not a G5 or a G anything it does however have a personality card and actually looks like a combination of a 9500 and and old 486 server I used to have. The "processors" are 300 pin PGAs The small ram stick looks like teh cache from a 71xx-96xx PM series so what I am thinking is that the model was built from a 9500 and some embededed systems.

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    5. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, I work for apple and I've seen more G5's than can count...

      Well, aren't you special.

    6. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, noticing a G5 makes you an Appletard, not a geek.

    7. Re:G5 In the trailer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most prominent being the lack of ventilation of the case front

      it doesn't even have handles. that's the most prominent...they stick out of the case
  38. Incidentally... by sitcoman · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Incidentally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!

    2. Re:Incidentally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      And here's how to find the direct link:


      Go to apple's movie page where the plugin loads (or doesn't, if you use Linux, the OS Apple is scared shitless of) and view source. From there, find all the href akamai links that end in .mov. Now, these may or may not be the movie. You can use wget to dl them directly, and if they turn out to be duds, thats fine, try running them with mplayer anyway. Often it will tell you what the actual file name it wants is, then simply substitute the basename of the file its looking for, for the one you originally used from the page source. Voila, there's the movie.

    3. Re:Incidentally... by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks! This is about the only message posted that doesn't suck out loud. What a bunch of pathetic losers. A movie with a plot that's practically made for slashdot and all anyone can do is whine. ["Oo, Ben Affleck couldn't be a nerd like me." Right, I'm sure it breaks his heart.] Will they get everything wrong? Maybe. But it is based on a Philip K Dick novel and they have a budget. With the millions they spend on marketing I suppose we would have heard about it eventually but I appreciate hearing about here a little earlier.

  39. Grammar, and Ben-Lo by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0, Troll

    Written by Phillip K Dick of Blade Runner and Minority Report, its a story about a top notch reverse engineer (Ben Affleck) who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past.

    First, dear god someone get me a supercomputer so I can begin to parse that atrocious sentence.

    Second, Ben-Lo's (aka Bennifer) career is done, I don't know why anyone would cast him in anything - he's made a joke of himself.

    1. Re:Grammar, and Ben-Lo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, where do you even begin? First of all, the word this brain-dead slug was looking for is "it's", meaning "it is". Secondly it looks like he figured that just because the sentence had so many words it was therefore complete. I hit the end of that sentence fragment and had to reread it twice just to dig through all the clauses and even the stray parenthesis.

  40. Let me guess... by r00tarded · · Score: 4, Funny

    At the end he figures out he was the male lead in Gigli and re-wipes his brain.

  41. considering the ecomical climate by dapic · · Score: 1

    could you imagine how many people would love to see it?

  42. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by imac.usr · · Score: 1
    I won't let my kids watch movies, and I certainly don't watch them either. TV's one thing (Discovery channel, etc.) but I'd rather they read information and learn via the Internet or books than stare at some drug-using immoral Hollywood "stars" as they stumble through their lines on screen while we pay $9 for a ticket and $5 for a Coke and $6 for popcorn.


    Spend time outside or something. There's so much more to life, and the Universe, than movies. I blame Slashdot, I blame ThinkGeek, and I blame everyone and anyone who's ever dramatized actors or rockstars or athletes. What ever happened to using one's brain? Society is heading down the tubes. Where are family values? Where are the American jobs?


    Uh-huh. I bet you don't own a television, either, do you?

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  43. Music in the background by yuvtob · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice that the trailer used "Fluke - Zion", which is the Rave/Love Scene music in Reloaded? I mean, this movie was out a few months ago, and that music was the centerpiece of the scene...

    1. Re:Music in the background by techmage · · Score: 1

      Actually the trailer music includes bits from Judge Dredd. It was also used in the Lost is Space trailer.

      I need to get out more...

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    2. Re:Music in the background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a common industry practice to use music from other movies. The idea is that people already recognize and associate the music with a "good" movie, or perhaps a certain type of movie

  44. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Ben Affleck is a master at reverse engineering??? I'm sorry I can't stop laughing.

    It is supposed to be comedy, the first in Jon Woo's US career. It's also the second comedy for Beniffer after DareDevil. Glad it made you laugh.

  45. Afraid so.... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 1

    A story about putting together a puzzle loosely based upon the "hip" technologies and buzzwords doesn't work...

    Didn't with Hackers
    Didn't with swordfish
    Won't with this movie...

    It's only in the trailer stage, and already they spew a huge 20+ inch flatpanel with 6 CPUs at us... Most reverse engineers sit on a 486 with a 14" green CRT sucking down Jolt, if they aren't in a federal prison that is.

  46. I haven't seen the trailer but... by MousePotato · · Score: 1

    I have had the opportunity to read the script a few months ago. It should be a great flick as it was fun to read and really kept my attention throughout. When I read it, I was told who the leads where but I didn't know Woo was directing. Now I really can't wait to see it.

  47. philip k dick by versiondub · · Score: 1

    His movies and books are always far fetched and extraneous, but they always turn out well. Remember the only good arnold s. movie? Philip k. dick. his movies always rule, and this one will be no exception.

    1. Re:philip k dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Remember the only good arnold s. movie? Philip k. dick

      Philip K. Dick wrote Kindergarten Cop.?

  48. Then what's point of having cake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if one is not to eat it?

  49. "We are not tools." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rofl. Just rofl.

  50. Don't be a luddite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's nothing inherently wrong with watching movies. Just like with anything else, you have to make a careful judgment. Did I let my daughters watch Gigli? Of course not. It's all about parental oversight.

    Do actors/actresses make too much money? I don't think so. Isn't it better that the money go to them instead of the greedy studio companies?

  51. brief summary of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the treatment of Minority Report is any indication, the plot of the movie won't actually have anything to do with the plot of the short story, but here goes...the story is about this huge secret corporation that hires engineers on a short term basis, then wipes their memories at the end of the contract term. But there's a contract term that states that the engineer can request an alternate form of compensation other than money. In the story, the hero (Ben Affleck...) wakes up after his memory wipe to find that instead of money his pre-memory wiped self opted for a bag of seemingly useless junk. As the story unfolds the pieces of junk coincidentally come in handy the save the hero's life, etc. Bit by bit, he puts the pieces together to unveil a vast conspiracy involving time travel. Read the story to find out the rest (I recommend getting the compilation "The Philip K. Dick Reader", which among other things includes this story and Minority Report)

  52. a cursed writer by pgjpgj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    PKD has been dead 21 years, doomed in life to being treated like a hack and in death to having his work mutilated by hacks. Hollywood has a knack for picking up only the most superficial details and missing the creepy paranoid subtleties that make the fiction so memorable. Of the half-dozen efforts to date, only "Screamers" (relatively obscure low-budget effort) and parts of "Blade Runner" are even modest approximations of the works upon which they are based. I have low expectations for "Paycheck": one of his earliest short stories, too long and clumsily plotted compared his masterpieces of the 60's and 70's. I fantasize about what a first-rate director could do with "Martian Time Slip", "Man in the High Castle", or especially "A Scanner Darkly". As long as crap star vehicles with the likes of bozos like Affleck continue to get greenlighted, fantasy it will remain.

    1. Re:a cursed writer by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      "Screamers" was very underrated for what it achieved, probably due to the lack of 'megastar' actors in it.

      It was good sci-fi that was well executed.

      You didn't laugh at anything rediculous, because there wasn't anything, you could believe in each part of the film.

    2. Re:a cursed writer by djandrock · · Score: 1

      I consider Steven Spielberg to be a "first-rate director," don't you? If Minority Report didn't do it for you, I don't think anything Hollywood produces ever will.

    3. Re:a cursed writer by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Screamers the movie is horrible. They turn a very creepy story "A Second Variety" into this love story between a robot and a human. The end was the whole point of the story, and they screwed it up.

      It's as if Bruce Willace goes home and kisses his wife at the end of Sixth Sense.

    4. Re:a cursed writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I consider Steven Spielberg to be a "first-rate director," don't you?

      No, he's a hack, dumbing down his movies for lowest common denominator. He appeals to the masses and provides a palpable story at the expense of depth. He is to movies as Bill Gates is to OS; both acheive widespread fame and fortune at the expense of integrity.

    5. Re:a cursed writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terry Gilliam was interested in directing A Scanner Darkly, but couldn't get funding.

      Quote from http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/tgprojct.htm :

      "After The Fisher King, Richard LaGravenese who wrote the film, and I went to the studio with his script for Philip K Dick's A Scanner Darkly. Nobody's done a Dick novel right yet; Blade Runner was stunningly good, but Dick's idea was missing - that people were killing replicants to buy real animals. I saw how to make Scanner cheaply, and for it to be disturbing. But did the studio say, 'These two guys just made us our second-most profitable film of the year, let's give them the money to develop the idea?' No. I simply wasn't understanding the rules of this place called Hollywood."

      Several years later, in 1999, Gilliam remains a staunch Philip K. Dick fan, and is still thinking about movie adaptations of the writer..

  53. ben afleck sucks by pioneer · · Score: 1

    come on.... we see way to many films with this guy and frankly he has gotten on my nerves...

    and talk about bad casting?

    does anyone here look at afleck and think he's worthy of being a hacker?

    1. Re:ben afleck sucks by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Well, it wasn't the first impression I got Keanu Reeves...

  54. seattle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did anyone notice the helicopter flyover of seattle in the trailer? is it a swipe at redmond giant microshiat?

  55. Chase scene by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, if its going to make it in the theaters its going to have to have a chase scene in NYC, but who is he going to be running from?

    My question is, who is going to play the DMCA?

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  56. It's a good one. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Informative

    Been a little while since I read it, too, but here's the gist of it:

    A guy works for a large company for a period of time. When he leaves the company, his memory of the entire experience is wiped and he gets the pay he negotiated for himself prior to starting the job. He was expecting a large sum of money, but instead gets a handful of objects. He then proceeds to get into multiple situations where one of the objects is exactly what he needs to get him out of a jam, and eventually he pieces together what he was doing during the period of time that was wiped from his memory.

    It's in Volume 1 of The Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick, featuring "The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford."

    ~Philly

    1. Re:It's a good one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that this storyline would make a great adventure game, along the lines of Monkey Island or MOTAS.

    2. Re:It's a good one. by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

      Oh, so he was an object oriented programmer?

    3. Re:It's a good one. by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

      A guy works for a large company for a period of time....et, al.

      Is it just me, or does this sound like Total Recall?

    4. Re:It's a good one. by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      Well, from your quote it could just about any movie that has a guy in a company, like, say, Office Space. :) By the way, Total Recall was also based on one of Dick's stories (We can remember it for you wholesale).

    5. Re:It's a good one. by sielwolf · · Score: 1

      He was expecting a large sum of money, but instead gets a handful of objects. He then proceeds to get into multiple situations where one of the objects is exactly what he needs to get him out of a jam

      Actually that sounds interestingly similar to Fincher's The Game starring Michael Douglas.

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    6. Re:It's a good one. by LeBlueBoy · · Score: 1

      It's not Total Recall. The interesting thing about the story is that the company is so big the government can't touch them, so they spend their time harassing the employees...however, since the employees have had their minds wiped to protect the company's intellectual property, they're of no use to the police.

  57. Wipe it out by mm0mm · · Score: 1

    its a story about a top notch reverse engineer (Ben Affleck) who, after a quick memory wipe, finds trying to piece together the mystery of his past.

    I'm sure many of the audiences will want to get their memory wiped clean as soon as they exit the theater and forget BenA's wonderful memorable performance, a.k.a. "acting."

  58. Umm... by magores · · Score: 1, Troll

    Just my opinion, but it is not possible for me to suspend belief long enough, or well enough, to ever believe that Ben Affleck is "l33t".

    Total mis-casting.

    Next thing you know, someone will get the idea to cast a retarded Texan in the role of President.

    1. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have casted Chris Rock. Kick ass black man who is l33t!
      "Bitch give me that compiler!"

    2. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris Rock as a l337 reverser would have at least had me rolling.

  59. and don't forget... by ashitaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doves flying in slow motion through flame-engulfed doorways.

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    1. Re:and don't forget... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Yah, I was dissapointed when I found out that doesn't really work. The flaming pigeons probably were too.

    2. Re:and don't forget... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Doves flying in slow motion through flame-engulfed doorways.

      Yeah, that is pretty cheesy. If I were a bird, flying through a flame-engulfed doorway, I'd be hauling ass.

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  60. Reverse Engineer(ing) by notetoi · · Score: 1

    Any university offering a degree in this field?

  61. Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Affleck ruins Jack Ryan, and now they're turning him loose on a Philip K. Dick story?

    Does the studio think they're going to lure women into a sci-fi flick just so they can cream their jeans when "Ben" is on the screen?

    Someone, PLEASE, start working on "Reindeer Games II" to keep him away from the GOOD scripts!

  62. No, [...] by troff · · Score: 0, Troll

    [...] bullshit! 'Cause I (Ben Affleck) wasn't WITH a hooker today! Ha haaa! ... or... was I...? Maybe if I check my blog...

  63. New? Bah! by warkda+rrior · · Score: 1

    How is this new? I think this kind of movie has been done before, many times. Maybe the main character might have a different job this time (reverse engineer), but otherwise this storyline has been covered. Only recently, we had "Memento" with Carrie-Ann Moss. Hey, even the future California governor made one.

    Any insider tips on how this movie might be interesting?

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  64. Please, just kill it now, before it hurts anyone. by klevin · · Score: 1
    A) It's a John Woo flick made in Hollywood.


    A - also) It's got Ben Affleck in it.

    Either one would be enough to ruin it. Both, together? There are two possibilities: it'll stink worse than Daredevil, Swordfish & Gigli combined, or the combination of such evil crapiness will flip the "sucks" bit and Uma Thurman will cause it to not suck at all.

  65. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by krammit · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...I blame Slashdot, I blame ThinkGeek, and I blame everyone and anyone who's ever dramatized actors or rockstars or athletes..."

    I must've missed the ./ headlines that dramatized actors, rock stars and athletes. Let me see if I can guess them:

    RMS: Rock, Music, Sex!
    Darl McBride Wins Oscar for Best Actor
    Linus Torvalds Takes Up Jogging

    I can see why you're upset. I'll wait til the dupe before I pass judgement myself.

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  66. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No kidding. All it needed was:

    "And Linux is an example of how depraved we have become. Thieving IP from hard working companies and mocking them when they stand up for their rights. May Jesus smite Open Source sinners once and for all."

  67. I got your jobs right here... by useosx · · Score: 1

    The movie business is about the only thing booming right now. Lots of jobs as PAs, construction workers for sets, teamsters, etc (just watch those dumb MPAA ads). And they pay well! But seriously, not all Hollywood movies are trash...Pirates of the Caribbean was actually pretty damn good.

  68. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are these tubes?

  69. Great! by lightcycle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, that sounds like a cool idea. There is of course the machinima genre, but it would be cool to hava a GNU/Movie tool or development environment rather than using game engines, which seem to be a little too limited to really make advanced movies. Does anyone know of any ongoing projects in this direction?

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  70. check your dept., dude by useosx · · Score: 1

    > from the memento-with-two-pistols dept.

    Hemos beat you to it, man...but then again, with privilege comes pre-emptive commenting

  71. Return to from - doubt it! by simon_aus · · Score: 1

    A Better Tomorrow I & II, Bullet in the Head. I suspect this one's gonna suck like it was a Hollywood film. Kill Bill however sounds much more deserving of my Sth Pacific Peso's.

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  72. Good. by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1
    Paycheck is an excellent short story, and has more potiential for movie goodness than Minority Report, which translated quite well.

    In fact, some of the things that the audiences I watched MR with really loved were inspired more from the story Paycheck than the story Minority Report. The precog doing just the right things in the mall to escape capture against all odds. Straight from Paycheck.

    I'm looking forward to this one.

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    1. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MR is a big crap of a movie. I guess that the director never read the short story.

  73. Again: take a stand on the MPAA; just a stand by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    No, not, "Where to we stand on the matter of the MPAA?" Where do I stand and where do you stand on the matter of the MPAA?

    I would urge everyone to, when then find themselves facing the dilema of whether or not to financially support the MPAA, to not just say, "Oh, isn't that funny; yesterday we hated them, and today we will support them," and shrug off the matter.

    If you generally accept the business practices of the MPAA and member studios, peace be upon you, but I can offer you nothing further. If not:

    Continuing financial support of these studios by purchasing admission tickets leaves room to send no message other than the message that you accept their content, that you accept their social practices, and that you accept their business practices. The ticket stub does not feature a check box reading, "While I am financially supporting the MPAA and member studios, I am profoundly disturbed by social and business practices," by which you can send any message other than than your consent, your acceptance, and your appreciation.

    Films are not food, water, or shelter; they are not medicine needed for your dying significant other. If you find the social and business practices of the MPAA and member studios to be profoundly disturbing, then you have no excuse to continue to financially support these entities.

    This is little different, in principle, than the situation with clothing and other apparel made by workers who are seriously physically, socially, and economically exploited. In both cases, seriouslly exploitive and morally reprehensible institutions and laws exist in the society in which these attitudes and practices exist and occur, and it is these very institutions and laws which explicitly enable and endorse these attitudes and practices.

    Yet, there is more. Not only when you purchase admission tickets and personal media do you provide financial support to the MPAA and member studioes, but when you do so you also publically advocate the cultural acceptance of their social and business practices by openly expressing your consent, acceptance, and appreciation as you publically provide your financial support. Because you have no excuse, other members of society have reason to draw no other conclusion than this.

    Please ask yourself, "Do I financially support and thereby publically endorse the MPAA by purchasing admission tickets because their content is superb and without doing so I would feel unfulfilled and suffer a serious degredation in the quality of my life, or do I financially support and thereby publically endorse these entities foremost because, although I find their social and business practices to be profoundly disturbing, going along with existing cultural norms prevalent in my social and peer groups is easier than changing them, or fighting them?"

    1. Re:Again: take a stand on the MPAA; just a stand by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well perhaps you could tell me how to feel about renting and ripping DVDs. If I rent and rip, on one hand I help provide revenue by renting DVDs and thus increasing their popularity, but then if I copy the DVD, I'm not paying the ~$20 for the DVD, the vast majority of which is pure profit.

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  74. slashdot time distortion by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 1

    Wow!, The web site was slashdotted before it even existed.

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  75. Hollywood uses the Same Old actors by DRWHOISME · · Score: 1

    Ben Afflec,Matt Damon garbage. Can't stand those guys. Wheres J Lo ? God ....I am gonna puke. Don't want to go too offtopic. Not the software Reverse engineering.

    1. Re:Hollywood uses the Same Old actors by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Matt Damon's annoying by association, but at least he can act. Affleck is a retard. The only role he EVER pulled off believably was as the clothing store manager in Mallrats. And that's only because the character was a misogynistic abusive mouthbreather...not exactly a stretch for him.

      I don't understand why they would cast Affleck for this role. This movie is obviously targetted at the youthful male action movie audience and the geek audience. Women are the only ones who like seeing this moron and they're not in great numbers in either of these target audiences. Whoever cast this needs to be beaten, then fired, then beaten again.

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  76. john woo cliches? by davejenkins · · Score: 1

    Will it have two adversaries face off pointing their guns at each other and smiling? Will the guns then be empty?

    Will it have the adversaries come at each other while the camera zooms in on the convergence point?

    Will it use wire-fu?

    Will the screenplay be written by an ADHD ten-year-old?

    Will it run Linux?

    (okay, that last one doesn't have anything to do with John Woo films, it just seems to be a requirement for this site...)

  77. Far Fetched? by hondo77 · · Score: 1

    ...the premise of the movie seems a little far fetched...

    You mean unlike Face/Off, The Matrix movies or the Terminatormovies??? You must be a big fan of documentaries...

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  78. Paycheck, the short story by friscolr · · Score: 5, Informative
    Paycheck, I have it in a 1977 Del Rey Compilation (the cover is a multi-sphered space structure, i think, it's rather worn). It's typical Dick, listed as (c)1953 Greenleaf Publications, Inc, for June 1953 Imagination, and the story reads like many other of his stories from that time period. It's witty, innovative, and, to today's audience, 100% cheesy.

    For reference to other movies, Minority Report was published in 1954, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale (Total Recall) published 1965, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner) published 1968, Second Variety (Screamers) published 1953, Impostor published 1953.

    Personally i really enjoy the cheesy wit that most of his short stories are innundated with, and am looking forward to Paycheck, despite my apprehension with Ben Affleck (god, that jaw!).

    If you want to read PKD, i think his best stuff was from the late 60's early 70's. The short stories from the 50's and early 60's feel like quick thoughts that PKD was shooting out on the fly, stuff he was thinking through on his way to later full thoughts. His stories after the mid-70's (there aren't many) are too ethereal and "out there", almost to the point of being unreadable. And for a very different sort of work by PKD, read Confessions of a Crap Artist.

    Disclaimer: I've read a substantial amount of PKD, but as he was such a prolific writer, i've read nowhere near all or even most of his work.

    As for John Woo, I've enjoyed his style in Face/Off and Broken Arrow, and in both he had to overcome the Actor Wraith John Travolta (lately seems to act so bad that he sucks the acting ability out of others). Hell, Hard Target even had some style thanks to John Woo, and it's a Van Damme movie. Presumably he'll be able to work through Ben's jaw as well.

    It's too bad the rumours of John Woo doing a TMNT movie aren't true.

    1. Re:Paycheck, the short story by mcknation · · Score: 1

      If you want to read PKD, i think his best stuff was from the late 60's early 70's. The short stories from the 50's and early 60's feel like quick thoughts that PKD was shooting out on the fly, stuff he was thinking through on his way to later full thoughts.

      I wish i had heard this before I got the book I am currenty reading. Oddly enough I just put the book down to check my mail and wandered over to slashdot. It's a reprint of short stories that piggybacked on the release of Minority Report to the theater. Covers the years 54-64. I agree that some of the stories in this time period could be taken further, they are definatly worth the read. Especially if you have 1/2 to an hour to kill and don't want to start a whole book. I have yet to pick up one of his novels...any suggestions? Of what I've read it's excellent sci-fi...way way ahead of it's time.

      mck

    2. Re:Paycheck, the short story by julesh · · Score: 1

      Paycheck, I have it in a 1977 Del Rey Compilation (the cover is a multi-sphered space structure, i think, it's rather worn). It's typical Dick, listed as (c)1953 Greenleaf Publications, Inc, for June 1953 Imagination, and the story reads like many other of his stories from that time period. It's witty, innovative, and, to today's audience, 100% cheesy.

      I have it in one of the volumes of Dick's collected short stories. I have to admit I thought it standed out among the crowd. The story flowed better and pulled me into its world more than the average Dick story (most of which you read, sit back and let the drug-induced haze infiltrate your mind for a few minutes, and then move on to the next dose^H^H^H^Hstory... I'm thinking of one right now where God has shut down part of the world in order to make minor adjustments to it so that history flows correctly, but one of the people in it hasn't been shut down along with the rest of them, I mean what?). I thought it would eventually be made into a film. I mean, its a hell of a lot better than Second Variety (which was made into Screamers, which I still haven't seen...).

      But - it is very definitely a short story. Quite a long one, I think, but that probably makes it about 1/10th the length of an average novel. Novels tend to need cutting down to make a feature film, but not by much. So I reckon this film is going to be about 70% padding... given Woo's form for such things, I think I can foresee what that will be like...

    3. Re:Paycheck, the short story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is great. I am a big PKD fan (yas, I read all his short stories), and always said that if I had _one_ short story to adapat, it would be paycheck.

      The premise is great, the guy beeing helped/fucked by himself. It could be a really great movie.

      The two next best short story, IMHO, would be one which I forgot the title (Out In The Garden, maybe ?), in which a guy try to get his girlfriend back from another dimension by spreading blood in the forest. Unfortunately, it worked.

      And "The Electric Ant". This could be a Matrix caliber film, only more intelligent. The premise ? A very highly respected guy discover that he is in fact a robot. He then start hacking himself to change his perception of the world. Awesome.

      Of course, the best book, would be UBIK, but I don't think any current director can do the adaptation (maybe terry gilliams, but I am biased).

      On the book side, "Eye in The Sky" could be quite a good horror movie, and not a very hard one to adapt.

      I hope that they won't fuck up PayCheck...

      Cheers,

      --fred

    4. Re:Paycheck, the short story by nusuth · · Score: 1
      1 - Ubik

      2 - Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldricht (sp?)

      3 - Martian Time Slip

      The Man in the High Castle is fine but way overrated. I won't go as far as recommending not reading it but reading it shouldn't be a priority.

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    5. Re:Paycheck, the short story by uradu · · Score: 1

      > I'm thinking of one right now where God has shut down
      > part of the world in order to make minor adjustments
      > to it so that history flows correctly, but one of the
      > people in it hasn't been shut down along with the rest
      > of them [...]
      > I thought it would eventually be made into a film

      Well, it's an idea that seems to have been used in Dark City, though not by God.

    6. Re:Paycheck, the short story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree on one point.

      As much as I enjoyed the pulp short fiction he cranked out in the fifties, and agree about the quality of his work in the late sixties, it's the stuff he wrote toward the end of his life that really distinguishes him.

      Here was a man whose world was literally falling apart, and the writing it produced is both readable and timeless.

    7. Re:Paycheck, the short story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Personally i really enjoy the cheesy wit that most of his short stories are innundated with, and am looking forward to Paycheck, despite my apprehension with Ben Affleck (god, that jaw!).

      The Jaw is what I like about affleck. See, I'm 6'7", and have dark hair and a strong jaw, and while I look nothing at all like affleck, his recent popularity means that cultural expectations are moving to meet my appearance. Now, if only I too could afford to dress like a metrosexual.

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    8. Re:Paycheck, the short story by kallisti · · Score: 1
      I have yet to pick up one of his novels...any suggestions? Of what I've read it's excellent sci-fi...way way ahead of it's time


      Time out of Joint and Eye in the Sky are two of his earlier novels and quite good. The main ones are probably Ubik and Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. Later stuff such as Valis and Radio-Free Albemuth are also good, but are mostly concerned with Dick trying to figure out the really wierd visions he had in the early 70s. The short story collections are excellent, as well. Scanner Darkly I would also recommend.


      He also has "lesser" books which still are full of great stuff: Simulacra, Galactic Pot-Healer and Counter-Clock World are ones I particularly enjoyed.

  79. Uma Thurman?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's what, like 60+ now??? She was in '60s Bond movies!!

  80. Spoiler: how the movie ends by nacturation · · Score: 1

    Eventually, because of his reverse engineering, Ben Affleck gets arrested by the FBI -- but not after twenty minutes of gratuitous John Woo-style explosions, culminating in the hand grenade explosion which has an equivalent fireball as igniting twenty-five barrels of gasoline and highly combustible oil filled with iron and aluminum powder. His arrest seems to stem from the fact that he reverse engineered the wrong product and got tied up in court on a DMCA violation. Fast forward through five or ten minutes of boring courtroom dialogue with umpteen mentions of "circumvention of a device", and the judge hands down a stiff 25 year sentence to Affleck for violation of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act. Before he is carted off to prison, a cheesy love scene ensues between Affleck and Thurman. The lead editor hasn't yet decided whether to keep the prison love scene in the movie though. Anyway, it all wraps up with the credits rolling to a techno soundtrack with John Woo's name whored all over the credits.

    Rating: 1.5 stars out of 5

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  81. benny-boy by lemody · · Score: 1

    Ben Affleck ... whyyyyy ... cannot understand. Perhaps that's why I make software and not movies. I would prefer Tom Cruise in this one. He has been really good in his (scifi-oriented) movies lately.

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  82. Ah, yes, the famed Paycheck by LeoDV · · Score: 1

    I've been knowing (and doubting) about this project ever since it was confirmed, especially given the male lead (I have already decided that when my cat, Chuck Norris, is dead the next one will be called Ben Affleck) and John Woo's slow and pathetic descent from the epic style of his Hong Kong classics to the worst of Hollywood action trash.

    And yet, each time he puts a new movie out the door I have faith, and I go see it on opening day, even though I know M:I-2 and Windtalkers are going to suck I go there faithfully because I'm a fan of Hong Kong directors and of John Woo!...

    So yeah, I'm waiting for this one with, to say the least, apprehension. I watched the trailer like everyone else, and so far it looks neither good nor bad. So I'm crossing my fingers and praying to Linus that, for once, it'll be good.

    Though, in all sincerity, hope is bleak.

    All I know is that a director friend of mine got mighty pissed off when he heard of it. He wanted to adapt that story.

  83. That's not pedantic... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You do need to distinguish between the author of the book the movie was based on, and the people who made the movie itself. Not doing so is lazy and sloppy. And in the case of Blade Runner it's just plain stupid -- nobody who's seen it and also read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? see much of a resemblance between the two. They both had artificial people in them, that's about it.

    I carefully avoid seeing any Steven Spielberg movies, but I'm not persuaded that Ridley Scott is anything brilliant either. Most of the good dialog in Blade Runner was improvised by the actors, who found Scott's klunky script unperformable.

    God, where is Billy Wilder, now that we really need him?

    1. Re:That's not pedantic... by kongjie · · Score: 1
      Agree with your first paragraph.

      The success of Blade Runner, though, has nothing to do with fidelity to the text nor with the quality of the dialog. Scott had the foresight to obsessively construct a viable world and to put it in the background.

      Anyone today who goes to the trouble that Scott did usually highlights their work, like in Minority Report, a film you didnt see. It constantly screams "Look at me, I'm technology!"

    2. Re:That's not pedantic... by leifm · · Score: 1

      WTF?! Ridly Scott gave us GI Jane! A fucking classic!

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    3. Re:That's not pedantic... by hcduvall · · Score: 1

      Given a sufficiently melodramatic script, John Woo might pull something off with it (though its been a while since he has). But Ben Affleck is horrible, so I doubt it. And the story (I'm unfamiliar with its source text) doesn't sound close enough to the good cop/bad cop/noble enemy thing that Woo works best in.

      I don't necessarily like Spielberg's movies, tonally mostly, he has a fairytale, populist itch that prevents him from hitting hard I think, but he's probably one of the few directors whose grasp of telling a story is stronger than the ego (present in all these music video trained new breed) that makes so many movies fancy editing with excitement but no flow.

      As for Ridley Scott, I think he makes brilliant looking films. But its pure craft, the man has no idea what you're supposed to feel when he gets a script. Black Hawk Down was a technically great movie, with strong material and scenes, and startlingly amoral and strangely apathetic. At the end, I had no idea what the director wanted me to think about the soldiers.I know what I think, I'm speaking only about Scott's apparent intent. Bladerunner thrived on ambiguity, and other than that he's produced a great thriller, Alien, pretty fantasy claptrap, Legend, and Braveheart 2.

      Soderburgh could try it I think. Not thrilled with the newer Solaris, but he'd take the sci-fi themes seriously and make a good movie.

    4. Re:That's not pedantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Ben Affleck is so wooden and unsympathetic that it practically guarantees a bad film. But I disagree that Spielberg has a natural grasp at presenting just any story.

      Having watched the DVD release of Minority Report and checked out the commentary in the extras, it was apparent that both Tom Cruise and Spielberg really wanted to capture the sadness and fatality of PKD's source material. But they failed miserably, because they have no natural understanding of it to draw upon. If a story is child-like and fantastic Spielberg gets it, but his attempts at dark, mature source material are painful to watch.

      Philip Dick was a strange and difficult man whose fiction can virtually disintegrate on the page. But there's a beauty and strength (and humanity) to his work that can be really moving. It's no wonder so many directors want to mine his catalog, but it should be apparent by now that very few can. And I include all of the big names currently working in the category of "can't".

    5. Re:That's not pedantic... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Agree with most posters here that Spielberg is not high on my list of preferred directors.

      However, to Spielberg's everlasting credit, he did direct one of the greatest movies of all time, Schindler's List. That movie was so great, it almost made me forgive him for Jurassic Park. Shindler's List is actually the fourth best movie of all time, behind the Three Godfather flicks. (Note that I actually liked the third one).


    6. Re:That's not pedantic... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, having an "obsessively constructed" background is nice. I'm just old-fashioned enough to want interesting things to happen in the foreground.

    7. Re:That's not pedantic... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I've never had the courage to see Schindler's list -- aside from my Spielbergphobia, I'm too close to the story.

      I actually think that Jaws was a good movie. Unfortunately, it also made the studio a ton of money. Which instantly converted Spielberg into a "genius" who can get whatever budget he wants, and who is never told that his shit smells.

      At the other refreshing extreme is Robert Rodriguez. I'm not a fan (pure action flicks not my thing), but I've always been bemused by his lack of self-importance. And also the strange way he became a "leading director": he decided to make cheap direct-to-video action films for the Spanish language market, which would pay the rent while he learned to make "serious" movies. This plan fell apart when his first video, El Mariachi, fell into the hands of Hollywood, which is always desperate for directors that can reliably make decent movies without spending a lot of money.

  84. Moooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. Reverse Engineer by rEWDBOi · · Score: 1

    Aren't they violating the DMCA by "promoting reverse engineering"? Even though in this case "reverse engineering" probably means pointing a gun at somebody to force him to hand out the source code (which will probably be some sort of flashy 3d-virtual-reality-computer-animated-crap).
    Anywa ys, sue 'em, I say, SUE 'EM!!
    (Sorry for yelling!)

  86. Wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the movie where Ben buys J-lo a huge artificial diamond ring, er..processor?

  87. memento, bourne identity by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    three days of the condor, total recall and other films about amnesia.

    "I can't remember anything and why is everyone trying to kill me".

    Sheesh, I vaguely remember black and white movies with that as a theme.

    IMDB seems to think Ben plays an electrician!? I find the idea of Ben playing "top notch engineer" about as convincing as Elizabeth Shue playing a nuclear physicist

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    1. Re:memento, bourne identity by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      In Memento, technically the lead doesn't have amnesia. He lacks the ability to record new memories. Splitting hairs, I know...

      And "Three Days of the Condor" wasn't about amnesia at all. The only similarity between it and bourne identity was that the lead character's coworkers all got dead in a brownstone in NYC.

      "I can't remember anything and why is everyone trying to kill me".

      A more accurate summary of TDOTC would be:

      "I don't know anything and why is everyone trying to kill me."

    2. Re:memento, bourne identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In Memento, technically the lead doesn't have amnesia. He lacks the ability to record new memories. Splitting hairs, I know...

      That is called amnesia, anterograde amnesia. The kind where you forget old memories is called retrograde amnesia.

      Splitting hairs, I know...

    3. Re:memento, bourne identity by wadiwood · · Score: 1

      Ah and I thought I was the only pedant on this site. Sometimes I can't be stuffed thinking things through, and there's usually someone out on slashdot that wants to punish me for it. Fair enough.

      This one was fairly gentle. I didn't think Memento fitted the description either. The only time I'd seen anything like that was in Oliver Sach's books, stories about memory ambiguities. Although the film itself was a little ambiguous about what the main character could and couldn't do, was he faking it? It was also a reminder to me that in my coding doco (comments) I should write not only what I'm trying to achieve but why I'm trying to achieve it.

      Of course TDOTC - he couldn't possibly remember what was expected of him because he didn't know so the plot device works in a similar fashion. You also get a reality twist - maybe his memory is stuffed (cf total recall) and the enemy is right (cf bourne identity...).

      What I really want to know is the name of the B/W film that gave me such a strong sense of deja vu when I saw the Bourne Identity. Or maybe it was the TV show of the same name that I'm remembering. See, my memory is cactus too.

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    4. Re:memento, bourne identity by plastik55 · · Score: 1

      The lead character in Memento does have amnesia. He has precisely the symptoms of what neuropsychologists call classical amnesia.

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  88. Noted above by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Obviously, Uma Thurman as... Hillary Rosen!

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  89. This movie by angryLNX · · Score: 1

    .. further shows Ben Affleck isn't trying to follow in the footsteps of Matt Damon. I swear.

  90. Another Impostor? by precogpunk · · Score: 0

    I think this might fall somewhere in between Scanners and Total Recall for PKD movies given the feel I get from the trailer. Ben Affleck and the HK action Woo brings isn't the right combination for a stellar Dick flick. I'd feel better with a proven pair like Woo and Cage. Minority Report and Blade Runner relied on the settings and special effects. Arnold isn't the best actor but Total Recall was pretty good based on effects and story. The thing that bothers me is that the setting in the trailer wasnt futuristic. Why is he on a motorcycle and driving intbetween trucks? Perhaps it's not supposed to take place that far into the future but they manage to have invented mind erasing technology. Let's just hope that it's better then Impostor. Maybe I'll be surprised because, yes, I will go give it a try.

  91. been there, done that by foobario · · Score: 1

    this sounds like the worst remake of 'Total Recall' we're likely to see. I guess Arnold is too busy playing politico to play the lead, and Hollywood is too busy thinking up happy endings for American films to think up new story lines.

    On the other hand, this one is written by Philip K Dick, who hasn't led us astray yet (I don't think he had any role in choosing Little Tommy Cruise for the lead in Minority Report).

    1. Re:been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't think he had any role in choosing Little Tommy Cruise for the lead in Minority Report

      That'll be cos he's been dead for 20 years I guess :-)

    2. Re:been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PKD's *dead* dude...

      RIP

  92. direct link for movie by lwrcase · · Score: 1

    if you'd like to download the trailer to watch later, just view the source and search for "paycheck-sref.mov" then replace that with "paycheck_m480.mov". if you want, you can download the paycheck-sref.mov file and run strings on it to find other resolutions to download. enjoy!

  93. What? by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's wrong with letting us know what movies to pirate off the kazzalite?

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    1. Re:What? by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1

      "What's wrong with letting us know what movies to pirate off the kazalite?"

      =)

      Hah, a good one, my man!

      Perhaps there is no shame in taking what is freely given to you. While I do not violate copyrights, I also do not have any hatred for those who do, and believe there may arise situations where we must do so.

      When you do so in the privacy of your own home, alone, perhaps the implications for public endorsement are much less pronounced.

      To another point, I also do realize the potential hypocrisy of posting this from a computer, no doubt containing parts made in those very circumstances I have spoken out against.

      To this I say:

      This world is a filthy place; all who touch it receive a mark and a blemish upon themselves. But I exhort you, friends, let these marks and blemishes be scars of battle, not brands of complacency.

  94. I've read the story by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

    There is no reverse engineer in the story.

    "Electrical wiring. I'm an electrician. Television, rockets, computers. That sort of stuff."

    I can see where a bunch of "action" stuff could be shoved in. The electrician is a common character in PKD's stories.

    He had his memory wiped as part of a contract working for a large company. The goverment is a Police State, except that corps are still individual entities. The SP (special police) want to know what Jennings (the main character) was doing working there. Through the fortune of having a "care package" of seemingly random object left for him by himself (before his memory was wiped), he is able to figure out what is going on and do what he needs to do.

    If they stick with the story...

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  95. Reversed Time Periods by Bugmaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    The voice-over in the trailer states that, "in the future", corporations will use reverse-engineering to learn each other's secrets. I think someone in Hollywood has their wires crossed -- because that's what corporations do now.

    A more realistic trailer would involve something like this:

    Voiceover: To learn how something works, you must first take it apart (*). But, in the past, reverse-engineering was outlawed by the megacorporations. Technological innovation has stopped. Now, 20 years in the future, one man strives to revive the old arts...
    Ben Affleck: Hmm. So to tighten the screw, you can only turn it clockwise ! Ingenious !
    Voiceover: But now, he must race against time as corporate forces are closing in...
    Jack-booted thug: Ben Affleck ! You are charged with the violation of DMCA in the first degree. By the powers invested in me by RIAA/MPAA, I pronounce your warranty void !
    Ben Affleck: Aiiieee ! The Fritz Chip ! In my head ! Erasing... memory... Must remember... which... way... screws... turn...
    Voiceover: Will this dangerous criminal be brought to justice ? It is your duty as a consumer to watch this movie NOW and find out. Remember: you belong to the MPAA.

    (*) actual trailer quote

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    1. Re:Reversed Time Periods by DavidCC · · Score: 1

      actual trailer quote -> "He's not a super-agent - he's an Engineer!" I don't know if I should get a hard-on or feel pandered to... wait, what am I saying, I do both all the time!

    2. Re:Reversed Time Periods by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      An entire film striving to uncover the deep, dark secrets behind his 'Righty Tighty Lefty Lucy' tattoo? Seems appropriate for an actor of Afffleck's talents.

    3. Re:Reversed Time Periods by mjj12 · · Score: 1

      No no no. What it actually said was "Michael Jennings is not a super agent". (Long ominous pause). "He's an engineer". For some reason I find this oddly disconcerting, but also kind of cool.

      Michael.

  96. Re:Should NOT be advertised on slashdot by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I won't let my kids watch movies, and I certainly don't watch them either. TV's one thing (Discovery channel, etc.) but I'd rather they read information and learn via the Internet or books than stare at some drug-using immoral Hollywood "stars" as they stumble through their lines on screen while we pay $9 for a ticket and $5 for a Coke and $6 for popcorn

    Hahaha, because "the internet" is so great for the mind. Certanly better then "movies.

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  97. Far fetched? by kinnell · · Score: 1
    the premise of the movie seems a little far fetched

    A Philip K. Dick story far fetched? Surely you jest!

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  98. Minor spoiler here by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, this engineer (don't think he was a reverse engineer) gets into a contract with a highly secretive corporation. The deal is that he works for them for like 2 years, gets paid a truckload of cash but gets his entire memory of the experience wiped out.
    The story starts as he wakes up with this 2 years memory blank. He's told that he opted for a handful of trinkets as paycheck instead of the $$ just before undergoing the memory wipe. At first he's pretty pissed off against his former self. But he quickly realizes that some of these trinkets (wire, bus stub, poker chip...) prove incredibly useful.
    It dawns on him that his former self had a master plan in order to (i) survive and (ii) (re)discover a truth worth far more than the $.
    All in all, it's a pretty nice story. The unnerving feeling that he is remote controlled is mitigated by the fact that he is the remote controller. One of the good short stories by Dick. I hope Hollywood doesn't destroy the best ideas like Spielberg did in Minority Report.

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    1. Re:Minor spoiler here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's some nice musings on the nature of God in there too (typical PKD). No chance of that in the Hollywood version...

  99. I'd even refuse to watch lotr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if B.Affleck would play a role in there!

    Well, maybe a little chance if he'd play a troll who 'd get beheaded in the first 30 seconds.

  100. Not Ben Assfuck! [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No content here.

  101. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry, but the world's best reverse engineer doesn't look like that, and isn't fit like that.

  102. Some more details from the book (no spoilers) by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've just (coincidentally) finished this story, from the first (very excellent) collection of P.K.D. short stories, "Beyond Lies The Wub". I've ordered the remaining 4 books in the series on the strength of that.

    The book concentrates on the individual's loss of power in the face of the tension between omnipresent government and big business.

    Our hero, Jennings, an electronics engineer signs a two year contract with Rethrick Industries - a catch being that all knowledge of his two years with them will be surgically removed on leaving. This is pretty much where the story starts.

    On attempting to collect payment at the end of his mysterious contract he is presented instead with a bag of apparently "trinkets": bits of wire, tickets, a broken poker chip etc. He is told that he (before his memory was wiped) supplied the items to be given back instead of the money. He's obviously not pleased.

    However as the story progresses these "trinkets" become far more valuable than money ever could...

    And there I shall stop.

    I enjoyed the story. I'm 3/4 of the way through "Beyond Lies The Wub" and at the end of almost every story I end up thinking "Ooh, XYZ really ripped off some of these ideas for this film or that book".

    What amazes me about Dick is how stories written in the 50's haven't dated, either socially or (often) technologically.

    In "Wub" there is a very interesting preface by Dick himself and some extra context set in a posthumous introduction by Roger Zelanzy a friend of his.

    If you haven't read any of his stuff before (I hadn't) then this collection is a great place to start.

    1. Re:Some more details from the book (no spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Beyond Lies The Wub"

      The WUB!?!?

      The web dude, he meant WEB, but obviously his powers of seeing the future were a bit shot... 'Beyond Lies The Web' sounds way cooler...

  103. Renegade Reverse Engineering Soundtracks as well by nihilistcanada · · Score: 1

    If you listen carefully to the music in the begining of the trailer you can hear part of the soundtrack to Solaris. I wonder if they can reverse engineer some of George Clooney's talent into Ben Afleck?

  104. The obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gobble, gobble. yeessh.

  105. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's set around thanksgiving time, he falls into a pen of turkeys and is torn to shreds. Gobble, gobble.

  106. 'a dick phase'... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I went through a dick phase myself a while back. I think it's called puberty. Still pops up from time to time, though...

    Doh! :P


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  107. Now all we need is Jay and Silent Bob.. by Channard · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the cue for a geek protest to me... hordes of engraged sci-fi fans standing outside cinemas waving 'You don't know Dick' signs.

  108. Not even an original soundtrack ... by Dr.+Hugh+Everett+III · · Score: 1


    Did anyone else recognise the opening theme as a cheap sample from the Solaris soundtrack?

    Compare for yourself ...

    1. Re:Not even an original soundtrack ... by tmhsiao · · Score: 1

      Trailer makers use music from all over--music from Come See the Paradise for Rob Roy's trailer, music from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story for the Forrest Gump trailer, music from Last of the Mohicans in many trailers, Braveheart included.

      Face it, since the movie is still in production, they're likely not going to hire some composer to come up with music just for the trailer. On a few occasions they do, like Men in Black, Titanic, and Judge Dredd, but in the latter case, Jerry Goldsmith decided to do another movie at the last minute.

      Get used to it.

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  109. Not Another Dick by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    Geez...judging solely by the rate of book-to-movie conversions you'd think Philip K Dick was the only Science Fiction author who ever put pen to paper. Okay he was good and all that, but there have been many many good science fiction authors then and since. This just reflects a maddening lack of imagination on Hollywood's part (oh what a surprise).

    1. Re:Not Another Dick by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny
      Philip K Dick was the only Science Fiction

      Yeah, I mean there's L Ron Hubbard too...

    2. Re:Not Another Dick by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      The late L. Ron specialized in what was more or less old fashioned space opera - typical Hollywood fodder - so what with that and the fact that his cult seems to have assimilated half of the citizenry of Beverly Hills...

      Actually though I'm no fan of Scientology, that "Invader's Plan" decalogy wasn't a bad read in a page-turning potboiler kind of way. You can just imagine the movie financiers drooling as they comtemplate a series of ten badly scripted movies.

  110. Sounds like "Outer Limits" episode "Blank Slate" by FlyGirl · · Score: 1

    There was an Outer Limits episode called "Blank Slate" (synopsis: http://www.theouterlimits.com/episodes/season5/58. htm)

    Basicly this guy has no memories and is carrying them around (in "injectable" form) in his pocket, but he can only take so much at a time (with intervals in between). So, as the show progresses, he finds out more and more who he is.

  111. So once again.... by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    the hacker will be some buffed, good looking cool dude who gets the chicks. I know its fiction but come on. Was anyone convinced that Hugh Jackman was a hacker in swordfish. I mean he used toi be a hacker but now he works the oil fields.

    'Pumping is hard...gloibens'

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  112. Trailer by yaphadam097 · · Score: 1

    Ben Asslick, star of the critically abashed Gigli, in Johnny Mnemonic 2.

  113. ah! by Solikawa · · Score: 1

    they're trying to make geeks cool for movies!

  114. Quicktime.com is uh, quicker by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    You can get to the movie trailes far more quickly by going to quicktime.com. Incidentally, shouldn't Gigli have been called Paycheck? Cuz that's all it apparently was for Ben and Jennifer.

  115. Phil Dick Story "Paycheck" plot.... by Jonny+Royale · · Score: 1

    Actually, this ine sounds like one of his shorts I read that went like this: Guy wakes up with no memory of the last two years. He has no memory 'cause the company he worked for wiped it out so he couldn't talk to the government/competitors about what he worked on.

    When the protagonist gets his paycheck, instead of getting money, he gets a set of unusual items (half a poker chip, a coin, some wire), which he find out, as the movie (oops, I meant STORY) goes on, he can use to find out what he was doing (the poker chip gets him into a club to hide from pursuers, the wire lets him hotwire a car, etc).

    Ultimately, he winds up finding out that the company was making a "time scoop" to see into and pull items out of the future. He used this, before his memory was wiped, to gather the items he sent to himself in the present.

    1. Re:Phil Dick Story "Paycheck" plot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, ASSHOLE, how about a spoiler warning next time!

  116. 'reverse engineer' is an actual job desc? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    or is this poetic license - someone actually holds this title? i thought it was a verb, not a noun...

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  117. No, this one's completely different. by solarrhino · · Score: 1

    In this one, he's a smart criminal.

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  118. Paycheck by jasonwert · · Score: 1

    oh man, I saw "Paycheck" and I was hoping it was that Johnny Paycheck bio-pic I've been waiting for.

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  119. Hey... I remember that plot. by Jellybob · · Score: 1

    Ben Affleck, forgets who he is, (goes for crazy mini chase through Paris streets), saves the day.

    Where have I seen that before?

  120. 1 good thing about the movie...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at least one good thing comes from the movie...if nothing else....Ben gets to ride a BMW R1150R Rockster...

  121. P. K. Dick and Action Movies by invid · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the trailer, but I imagine they are going to turn this into another action thriller with lots of chase scenes. I've read a few P.K. Dick books and they are not, first and foremost, action flicks. Dick's books tend to be situational dramas with occasional, short, intense bursts of action. Blade Runner is the only P.K. Dick based movie that came close to the spirit of alienation and disjointed reality that is P. K. Dick (although many liberties were taken with the details).

    I'm waiting for someone to make a real P. K. Dick movie based on A Scanner Darkly or Ubik or .

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    1. Re:P. K. Dick and Action Movies by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

      last i heard, linklater was doing scanner, keep your eyes peeled.

  122. just as newsworthy but overlooked by xeeno · · Score: 1

    "ankle biters" has made it to dvd, a thrilling scifi movie involving vampires and including an all-midget cast.

  123. Sounds like... by uberdood · · Score: 1

    Johnny Mnemonic meets Memento.

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  124. Ben Affleck as a geek.... by pUNX.h · · Score: 1

    What are they going to have to script J. Lo in the movie too... Those two should just stop acting before they get any worse... oh... I must be to late...

  125. Seen that one before... by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    Bourne Identity....... BTW,just finished the book.Excellent.

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  126. In Ben's world... by gosand · · Score: 1
    Ben Affleck is a master at reverse engineering???

    reverse as in "back up"
    engineer as in "train engineer"
    So to Ben Affleck, reverse engineer = back that caboose up.

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  127. I liked it better the first time by el_gregorio · · Score: 1
    I liked this movie better the first time, when it was called Total Recall.

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  128. soon to be classic line by maffoo · · Score: 1

    From the trailer: "He's not a secret agent...he's an engineer!" My question: are they more scared of the engineer, or less so?

  129. Note on Li by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    Although, if Jet Li stopped making movies with lame rappers he'd be faring quite good - The One was great fun

    I like Jet Li as well, but as proof of his (or his agent's) bad career choices, check this out: he turned down the role of Seraph in Matrix Reloaded, a part that was pretty much written for him, to do that stupid film with DMX or whomever. How lame.

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    1. Re:Note on Li by kamapuaa · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'd be the last to argue that Jet Li's choosing his American roles wisely (although even in HK, while he was in some definite classics, the majority of his movies were crap)

      However, the role of Seraph was fucking embarassing, a real Charlie Chan character. Seraph's good at Kung-Fu, he talks like a fortune-cookie, he hangs around in traditional clothes, and that's about it. The crowd where I saw the movie was maybe 50% Chinese, and the movie got roundly hissed at that point...

      I remember reading, Jet Li was approached, and wasn't happy with the role, so he asked for something like $9 million, which was turned down. Supposedly, he didn't want the role if he was just going to be a small side-character. Michelle Yeoh went through the same negotiations, with the same results.

      I think we're avoiding the deeper issue, that "Matrix Reloaded" was a sorry movie.

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    2. Re:Note on Li by ljhiller · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. He could take a bit part in two Matrix for $3M or he could get the lead role in his own movie for $9.5. That's a no-brainer. Even if the movie tanks, he's still up $6M on the deal with a lead credit and free time to make another movie.

  130. Oh for the science fiction Alfred Hitchcock... by nanojath · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Really, Blade Runner pulls a fair number of components from the story and world of Do Androids..., but as another has said, Ridley Scotts main accomplishment is his creation of an environment suffused with futuristic ambiance.


    Predictably, what is most absent from both Dick adaptations is the more philosophical edge. In Minority Report in particular the whole issue of the implications of alternate possible futures devolves to a mere plot device.


    And sigh, yes, where IS a director consistently interested in the speculative genre? Spielberg seems to have some designs on that mantle, which is a shame since he's such a ham-handed, cliche driven director. Where's our sci-fi Alfred Hitchcock?

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  131. "Based on". by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    And "Lord of the Rings" the movie was, I think, not penned by Tolkien. Yet there may be a strong resemblance. But hey, you probably think that's just a coincidence, because he's been dead almost... well, lots of years.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:"Based on". by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      And "Lord of the Rings" the movie was, I think, not penned by Tolkien. Yet there may be a strong resemblance. But hey, you probably think that's just a coincidence, because he's been dead almost... well, lots of years.

      Your point is? Tolkien died in 1975, and he didn't write the script. I'm trying, without success apparently, to make a distinction between the writer of a book, and the writer of a screenplay based on that book. That's why there is an Oscar for "Adaptation". Even if Tolkien was alive, Peter Jackson, not Tolkien would have been the one up for that. It becomes an important distinction when the movie is a steaming pile of crap &/or bears little or no resemblance to the story it putatively was based on.

    2. Re:"Based on". by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Usually I'm not at all a stickler for semantics, but in this case I definitely think the story submitter should have used 'based on a story by', instead of 'written by'.

      Not only is it the first correct and the second just plain wrong, but it also confeys much more info to someone reading it who is out of the loop. The difference between something based on a book and 'worked over' by a dozen screenwriters and an author (competently) writing the screenplay makes a huge difference.

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    3. Re:"Based on". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you're assuming PKD would write competently. Were he still alive, he'd probably add something about pink lasers. Now wouldn't THAT be a good movie- Paranoid Ramblings, starring the Guy who Chatted with God!

  132. INternational action star Chow Yun Fat!! by spineboy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    He seems to have done quite well, with several US hits that I can think of (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Wires, etc.)

    But you're right, once American producers get ahold of something, it goes thru the comittee process and get's vanillified/homogenized and made into visual wallpaper/mush. That's why you have to avoid the big name releases and see smaller films that have much more character/personality...

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  133. "Since"? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whaddaya mean, since? Hell, Dogma would have been watchable if Smith hadn't gotten incredibly full of himself and decided to leap up and down, screaming "message!" every six and a half minutes. Note to all filmmakers: entertain first and foremost, scratch your pubic "message!" itch later.

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  134. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far fetched? A PKD story adapted by John Woo and it's far fetched? Say it ain't so!

  135. Really? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    You can't be serious. Where did you hear that?

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Really? by TaliesinWI · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh sure, I vaguely remember the interview he said it in. Something to the effect of "everyone will see Matrix whether or not Jet Li is in it, so I might as well contribute to my own projects. What would be better, seeing a movie that you were already going to see that has me in it, and that's it, or seeing a movie you were already going to see PLUS a movie with me in it?"

      I mean, he wasn't arrogant about it or anything, but matter of fact. Let's face it, although it would have been cool to see Li as Seraph, would people who weren't going to see the movie suddenly wanted to see it because Li was in it? Li realizes that and figures that if a movie's going to be a draw because he's in it it may as well be a project that isn't already highly anticipated.

  136. Yeah really. Sad, ain't it. by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    Although, if Jet Li stopped making movies with lame rappers he'd be faring quite good - The One was great fun ...

    I like Jet Li as well, but as proof of his (or his agent's) bad career choices, check this out: he turned down the role of Seraph in Matrix Reloaded, a part that was pretty much written for him, to do that stupid film with DMX or whomever. How lame.

    You can't be serious. Where did you hear that?

    Saw it on the IMdB. I know, I couldn't believe it either.

    Trivia from The Matrix Revolutions

    Interesting Facts from IMDB.com - The Matrix (1999)

    The role of Neo:
    Ewan McGregor was offered, but turned down, the part of Neo.

    Will Smith was approached to play Neo but turned it down in order make Wild Wild West (1999).

    The role of Morpheus:
    Val Kilmer was at one time attached to play Morpheus.

    The role of Trinity:
    Carrie-Anne Moss twisted her ankle while shooting one of her scenes but decided not to tell anyone until after filming, so they wouldn't re-cast her.

    The role of Seraph:
    The role of "Seraph" was originally written specifically for Jet Li. When Li declined, the role was then changed to a female and offered to Michelle Yeoh, who turned it down due to scheduling conflicts.

    Just goes to show you the crazy roulette-like decisions some of these actors make.

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  137. agreed by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

    Mostly. Dogma was definitely a bad sign, but I could sit through it.

    I actually walked out of the theater with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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    1. Re:agreed by prator · · Score: 1

      Too bad. You missed some good Will Ferrell through the rest of the movie. Granted it wasn't enough Will Ferrell. They had some good scenes that were cut on the DVD.

      -prator

    2. Re:agreed by PhoenixOne · · Score: 1

      I thought Will Ferrell was the worse part of the film.

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  138. Re:Uma Thurman - Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uma makes J-Ho look like a shaved Rat. She is far hotter then that phat ass skank from the bronx could ever dream of being.

  139. rolling in grave... by amity · · Score: 1

    as in: the poor man must be.

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  140. Agreed, but for different reasons by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    Slashdot: MPAA sux!

    Slashdot: Oh look, a new movie!


    Fucking hypocrites.

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  141. Total Recall by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1

    Total Recall is the only movie that captures the essence of Philip K. Dick, and it does that DESPITE the fact that Arnold is mis-cast as the protagonist. (Dick's protagonists are usually working-class stiffs, not Austrian body-builders). Nevertheless, the cartoonish world of Total Recall is the closest thing to a real PKD experience on screen, IMO.

    1. Re:Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Absolutely true.

      Blade Runner is nice to see, but, come one, replicant are, by definition, nowhere near humans. That's the point of Do Android....

      Screamers could have been sorta ok, but the ending, is, once again, totally against the spirit of the original story (A happy ending, what were they smoking ?)

      Confession d'un Barjo (Confession of a Crap Artist), a French film (imdb link), is quite correct (read respectfull of the book). Unfortunately, Richard Bohringer isn't a good fit there.

      Minority Report is a big product placement, screaming: "look at the special effect, look, look", which totally miss the point.

      Total Recall is the most correct. Schwarzy is somewhat miscast for a Dick hero (a true Dick hero should be a looser), but for We Can Remember..., it works quite well.

    2. Re:Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happy ending in screamers?
      dont you remember the teadybear on the dashboard of the escape craft?
      Add to that the uncertantity of "is the main character a screamer or not".

  142. Ben Afleck?!? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Why won't this guy go away?

    I don't know anybody who likes this guys acting...literally, nobody.

    sure, I'm a smale sample, but Out of about 100 people, you would think 1 person would lke his acting.

    proves the old adage "The real talent in hollywood is not acting,it's picking a good script"

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    1. Re:Ben Afleck?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to give a smale sample once. Damn it was hard fitting it all in that little cup.

  143. Eye in the Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    danopwm dlkjos axsa. ascadew lamenessfilter. blah blah.

  144. in a follow-up aticle by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    After returning to comfirm the facts of the story, we learned that the shooting, were in fact, not what the people who saw the movie wanted to happen to J.Lo and Bens characters, but to J.lo and Ben.

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  145. Website? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately the website isn't up and running
    Well, not anymore...
  146. Elizabeth Shue? by Sven+The+Space+Monke · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, she's not just a nuclear physicist, she's also a quantum biologist.

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  147. JAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TV show JAG used to do this. Most of their action and setting shots were either DOD promo stuff or clips from Viacom (or whoever's) vast library of past action scenes.

    I imagine it saved them a bundle.

    Then they reused one of the main scenes from Clear and Present Danger and people noticed what they were doing.

  148. PKD quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You would have to kill me and prop me up in the seat of my car with a smile painted on my face to get me to go near Hollywood." -- PKD

    Ironic, considering eleven of his stories were made in to films for TV or Cinema.

  149. uhm affleck/damon parallel by q00p · · Score: 1
    a former good will hunting star who loses his memory and goes about kicking other people's ass in a effort to rediscover his past? sounds like bourne identity to me.

    in affleck's defense, at least had the gumption to go on national television and read (in good humor) gigli reviews outloud.

  150. Smith is talentless... by Zombierator · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I just can't see what people like about Kevin Smith's movies. They lack any kind of decent narrative or interesting characters (Jay? Silent Bob? I mean, sweet jayzus...). Chasing Amy was to movies what Howard Stern is to radio: a whole lot of shock with a few flashes of entertainment, but overall a dissatisfying experience that leaves you feeling dirty all over.

  151. I've seen this movie twice by Niscenus · · Score: 1

    In its original form, and in "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

    It's more well known under the classic title "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank".

    It's a very good B-List movie, worth taking note of!

    I'm sure this one, however, like the recreation of "Minority Report", will probably rock the blockbuster.

    For all 3 of the 9 people that will ever read this and get it, ROCK ON!

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  152. also... by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1
    s/Ridley Scott/David Webb Peoples/

    So far as I know, Scott does not claim much or any script input into Blade Runner.
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  153. DS9 flashback by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

    I remember an episode of DS9 where miles o'brian delivers the classic line "i'm not a soldier....i'm an engineer!" moments before he hits a button on his tricorder making the room explode. That's right up there with my favorite obrian moments, right next to him sitting on the foot of his bed, looking back at himself just waking up in bed, and the two copies of himself smacking their foreheads and saying "i hate temporal anomolies" in unison. heheh.

  154. Be careful by tonydiesel · · Score: 1

    Everyone better be careful about slamming Smith on the internet... apparently you didn't see the end to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... where the dynamic duo go around and kick the ass of everyone that talked trash about them on the internet...

    If you hear someone knocking at your door -- look out!

  155. Miss Thurman! Miss Thurman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it true "Uma" is short for "Useless"?

  156. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That trailer is so perfect, so spectacular in every way.

    I love you Ben, you almost make me forget about...

    Tacos.

  157. Memento anyone??? by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the same concept, only in the correct order...

  158. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn... thats fscking funny!

  159. Ben's MOM made me watch Mimi - no joke! by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

    In sixth grade in the Cambridge, MA public school system, my teacher was Chris Affleck - yep, his mom. I forget which subject got the shaft so we could watch her boy climb into sleeping bags with half-naked old men (to save the captain of the Mimi from hypothermia, of course), but I still remember the Voyage of the Mimi's cheesy theme music. Chris was for the most part a great teacher, and when Ben's career started to take off I was excited to be able to say I learned from his mama. With his last few movies being so crappy, that's one less thing I brag about

    1. Re:Ben's MOM made me watch Mimi - no joke! by ralphus · · Score: 1

      That's a great story. I was a New Englander also, right about your age, so I'm sure we were watching the same broadcasts on WGBH Boston. Me on a crappy old black and white TV. I remember the hypothermia episode. Yeah, that Mimi show was fairly cheesy and overly whale oriented, but I was a educational public tv geek with the 321 Contact type shows and what not although my favorite was the 'adult' Nova. I'd always pull myself away from my Commodore 64 to watch that one.

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  160. Can't wait... by AlternateSyndicate · · Score: 0, Troll
    Nothing says BEST MOVIE EVER like an emaciated woman, an uninteresting lead, and lots of doves. Oh and computers. Computers always make great plots... always.

    I mean... come on, Swordfish and Antitrust didn't suck that much...

    Oh.

    Wait.

    They did.

  161. Directing for Dummies by spun · · Score: 1

    My gf watches this show on Bravo, something about paparazzi, basically lots of clips of stars being stupid. She says they cought Affleck in his car with a copy of "Directing for Dummies" on the seat next to him. He tried to stuff it in the glove compartment when he saw the cameras.

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  162. Ever read any Olaf Stapledon? by spun · · Score: 1

    Read 'Starmaker' and 'First and Last Men' and every sci-fi book/movie ever made will seem like a ripoff, and he wrote those in the 1930s! Very prophetic, especially the near future part of 'First and Last Men.' Also some very interesting preface material, he was writing under the growing cloud of fascism.

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  163. Confessions of a Crap Artist by dreich · · Score: 1

    There was also a French movie adaptation of PKD's novel Confessions of a Crap Artist, called Confessions d'un Barjo.

  164. Watering Down. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, while Hollywood loves his short stories, they can't stomach the dark endings, so they're spruced up a la "Minorty Report". Seriously, do you think PKD would ever have had his mutants living a normal life in the remote Canadian forests, eh?

    One of his favorite dark endings was humanity being supplanted by something clearly unthinking and as nonhuman as possible. See The Golden Man and The Father-Thing. Or even better, The Hanging Stranger. Yeah.

    Believe me, when we see an ending like what PKD would have actually intended, Hollywood will have frozen over.

    Those spineless nebbishes couldn't stomach his insane vision while he was alive; they water it down after his death.

    --grendel drago

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