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  1. Re:First on Window Pain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parent is not a troll. There's two huge red flags that popped up right at the beginning of TFS:

    One, he's using Norton, which anybody knows is ripe for ridicule in this particular forum.

    Two, as has and will be mentioned numerous times, Noscript, adblock, etc. make all this very academic (which, I know, is the point of Bennet's writings here, to explore concepts in theory).

    So while I'm sure his opinion is interesting to whatever eggheads here like to digest his cromulent but otherwise semantic ramblings, the rest of us will do pretty much what parent has done and say "who gives a fuck?"

  2. Re:About frakkin time on Portal Update Hints At New Game · · Score: 1

    Whoa, bitter much? If you'd paid any attention to any of the commentary surrounding Portal, they've made it quite clear that Portal is going to be something they're planning on developing further, but due to the nature of the game and their penchant for certain amounts of quality control, they want to do it right, not just rush out a sequel or DLC for a quick cash in.

    I'm happy to wait, as I know it'll be worth it.

  3. Re:conservatives don't pay on The Role of Human Culture In Natural Selection · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You cannot donate $1 and get back more than $1.

    You can with the American Tax Code. Ask Warren Buffett sometime.

  4. Re:... if you can spell "Cloud Computing" on US Government Begins Largest IT Consolidation in History · · Score: 2, Funny

    That right there is good strategery.

  5. Re:"legalize marijuana, solve tax issues" on Open Gov Tracker Reveals Best US Open Government Ideas · · Score: 0, Troll

    MODS ON CRACK ALERT!

    Please, don't mod parent troll. Instead, realize that a slahsdot birther is an extremely rare occurrence, and should be nurtured appropriately lest this most endangered of species disappear forever.

    Just kidding. Dude's a massive tool.

  6. Re:Exactly the opposite, genius on Apple Enforces "Supplier Code of Conduct" After Child Labor Discovery · · Score: 1

    Yet again Apple is heralded on Slashdot for "inventing" something the rest of the business has been doing for years.

    Bullshit. A quick text search shows that you're the only one here using the term "invent". Go build a strawman somewhere else.

  7. Re:Timeline on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    You can't trust what you see.

    That must absolutely suck

    Agreed on both.

  8. Re:Timeline on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    You can't trust your brain.

    I can - photographic memory.

  9. Re:I did something like this as a student on Make Your Own Open Source Retro Arcade-Style Clock · · Score: 2, Funny

    And who says just because you're a geek you don't know how to binge drink, score good drugs and hit on chicks?

    One end of the bell curve, of course, but we exist.

  10. Re:Is it any different than a Pen Name? on Confessions of an Internet "Shock Jock" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see it as confirmation that Blogging and the "Blogosphere" is an empty and thoughtless echo chamber.

    Wow. Your brush was so broad, you tarred yourself in the process. Nice.

  11. Re:Speaking of stupidity... on Considering Cheaper Pico-Projectors As Standard Equipment On Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. A little excitement goes a long way.

  12. Re:Just buy the unofficial ones on 2010 — the Year AACS and HDMI Kill Off HD Component Video · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope this does not offend you, but there are people who do not want to be required to break the law to watch their legally bought movies on their legally bought home-theater equipment...

    Well, that's the point of TFA: You're fucked.

  13. Re:Oops on Time Bomb May Have Destroyed 800 Norfolk City PCs' Data · · Score: 1

    lay down the law

    It's the only way to do it. Why the hell should 99%+ of the company literally make your job take longer, cost more and be more frustrating?

  14. Re:So good it's a verb on 20 Years of Photoshop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is why I've held on to my copy of PS6. Works great on lower end systems, and still has all of the useful tools.

  15. Re:Interesting graph! on Where Microsoft's Profits Come From · · Score: 1

    I stop reading posts when I come across a blatant and easily-debunked lie.

    Cool! Must take you all of 5 seconds to get your slashdot reading done for the day, eh?

  16. Re:"Living Constitution" on Texas Textbooks Battle Is Actually an American War · · Score: 1

    The constitution is very simple and easy to read.

    The right to bear arms. Awesome! I'll have 5 Stinger missiles, 2 assault tanks and one nuke, please.

  17. Re:changes on Facebook Now Supports Jabber/XMPP · · Score: 1

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

  18. Re:What about Confederates? on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    How do you figure? The Confederacy didn't hope for war, Lincoln pushed that.

    Well, that was before the war. After, I think the symbolism changed somewhat.

  19. Re:Well, in fairness on Feds Push For Warrantless Cell Phone Tracking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [[/TROLL]]

    Don't be a wuss. Take your moderation like a man, even if you were joking.

  20. Re:It can only be good... on 10 Microsoft Acquisitions and What They Mean Now · · Score: 2, Funny

    There can be only one!

    Fixed that for you.

  21. Re:So Iran's standards then? on Appeals Court Rules On Internet Obscenity Standards · · Score: 1

    Next up, they'll probably want to push that age back to 40 or so. And who would want to watch that?

    People who are into MILF porn?

    Seriously, when you say it like that, it doesn't sound so bad. Might want to try another tack.

  22. Re:AI first on When Will AI Surpass Human Intelligence? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing moves us backwards faster than progress.

    I'm sure that sounded smart and catchy when you came up with it, but it doesn't really follow the line of reasoning you set out in the previous paragraphs.

  23. Re:The "punch" we've been waiting for. on Iran Suspends Google's Email Service · · Score: 1

    Beat me to it. I sure hope this isn't it, otherwise somebody clue in the Iranians on the meaning of 'hype'.

  24. Re:Nooo ! on Mozilla Puts Tiger Out To Pasture · · Score: 1

    Networking in general is far more stable and easy to use in 10.5.

    I still can't get the 10.4 machine to "see" a windows networked printer for a reliable length of time.

  25. Re:Nooo ! on Mozilla Puts Tiger Out To Pasture · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Meh. As someone with a 10.4 and a 10.5 machine, good idea. 10.4 needs to be drowned in a well.