C'mon lad- this is Slashdot. If there's one thing we can't stand is people holding back opinions. Now, chin-up, look your peers in the eye, and tell us what you really think!
Ok, I admit it.. I like the fact that Mac users give great head. Hence the Exposing my nuts to your chin.
I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.
I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
Kids will still make a lot of noise and throw popcorn at each other
Goddamn I hate kids. I wish it was legal to beat them. Those fuckers are the biggest disturbances in theatres, far more than cellphones. You tell them to shut the fuck up, and they act like they didn't even hear you. I would smash their faces in with my elbow if I could.
I say, create a child-jammer, which creates a signal that is only heard by children, so when they hear the signal that are unable to move or talk and just go limp in their seats.
And also, legalize child-abuse. Although I don't consider it "abuse" more like "discipline"
Then perhaps they shouldn't be in the theater. What kind of monster is it that is expecting some important call about some life threatening situation...and still goes to the theater and insists on ruining the experience for everyone else? Amazing...how we all got by in life VERY WELL without cell phones.
I guess you've never been on call have you? When you're on call, you have to carry a cell phone and beeper for the entire weekend (or whenever you're on call). At any point you can be called in. So you don't want to be drunk or leave town. But that doesn't mean you can't go out and do things you normally do on a weekend.
Do you want pagers to be blocked in addition to the cell phones? I've got a friend who works in an emergency room. I've been to movies with him while he was on call (he's on call most of the time). He does carry his phone and pager and leaves them on during the movie (putting it on vibrate mode with the ringer off, though). He has had to leave the theatre in the middle of a movie before, and often has to at least take calls (he doesn't take the call in the movie, he walks outside, he's not disturbing anyone).
You are the monster you sick twisted fuck. You want these people whose job is saving lives to be unable to have normal lives.
Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread. I'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters
You're a moron, and I'd like to bend you over and fuck you in the ass.
I occasionally have my cell phone on in movie theatres. I turn off the ringer and all sounds, and leave it on vibrate mode. Then I shove it up my ass. When I receive a call, my prostate gets a nice vibration which usually makes me orgasm. I then simply go to the bathroom and shit out the phone and take the call. I'm not disturbing anyone.
But an obvious solution, I guess, is simply to not recommend Dell to your friends and family. Not that I ever did in the first place.
Slashdot once again is spreading lies, just like it spreads its legs for Bill Gates, so he can ram them hard with his billion dollar penis. And they fucking love it.
Anyway, RTFA, Dell is not installing spyware on PCs.
This is bullshit:
not only will it probably come preloaded with spyware
From the article:
is misleading, suggesting that Dell itself is installing spyware. That is not the case at all and please don't be confused into believing that. Dell is absolutely NOT bundling spyware on their PCs.
So I'm a pussy for wanting to dual boot so I can play Windows games?
Yep. Being a gamer automatically makes you a pussy.
At least the time I saved dual booting enabled me to actually GET pussy rather than just using it as an insult on Slashdot.
If that's the way you swing, good for you. But I don't see how dual booting saves you any time, it seems more the opposite. I don't have to reboot, that saves me time, leaving me enough time to get some ass.
What about the weekly lap dance? Will I have to actually get a girlfriend? Girlfriends can be damn expensive, I don't think I'll be able to afford one.
In all seriousness, if I get laid off and can't find work, I'll use my savings to start a business. Who will I hire? That's right, programmers in India. Because I'll actually be able to afford them. That's actually the upside to this. If you have an idea, you can have all the grunt work done for cheap.
Hell, I might even move to India and get my lap dances for much much cheaper.
Of course its easy to blame offshoring (not outsourcing).. those fuckers are doing my job for $2000-4000 a year. How the fuck am I going to afford my weekly lap dance when I get replaced?
They copied Google (right down to calling it "beta"), but they didn't even copy the one thing that makes Google News so great -- a simple, clean, light interface that loads instantly.
How long before they start throwing banner ads and other garbage all over it?
no problem boss, BTW, I'm sorry but I dropped you laptop and it accidently formatted your hard drive. but that is ok, I'll bet you back everything up. oh, who keyed your car? it looks like hell!
That's nice, I guess I'll just have to use one of my backup laptops and restore a backup from last night. Though I haven't really done anything but browse the web and post on Slashdot for the last 4 days, so there's really not much to restore.
That sucks about my car. I guess I shouldn't be driving such a nice, expensive car to work. Tommorrow, I'll take the old 2001 BMW M5 to work.
People use MySQL because its pronounceable. My Sequel.
Where I work, if you were to call MySQL "My Sequel" you would get punched in the jaw, at least by me anyhow. SQL should always be pronounced Es Que El. Unless of course you work for Microsoft, in which case I'll punch you in the jaw regardles of how you pronounce SQL.
In case anyone is interested, our jaw-punching policies have increased productivity and saved the company millions of dollars.
You are being cyber-bullied. Don't take any guff from these swine. They are just a bunch of scrawny geeks with small penises. If it were me, I'd put the link back on, put it in my sig as well, and tell these little shitbags to suck my fucking dick.
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You must've typed that up on a Windows box.. you, uh, cock-smoking uh teabagger.. whatever that means.
That's like saying every guy likes getting his dick sucked by women.
Do a poll, you'll be surprised at the results.
Do you like getting your dick sucked? A) Yes B) No C) Only by women D) Only by men E) By men or women F) Yes, but I never orgasm from it G) I don't have a dick you insensitive clod
I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.
I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cocksuckers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like bestial anal sex with.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing fags that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
Or is this Steve "O, he of the fetid monkey dance" Ballmer?
Oh, I forgot to add. I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cocksuckers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like bestial anal sex with.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing fags to do this. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
George? Is that you? I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. And those GPL programs you wrote are now our property and will be closed-source from now on.
Oh, and you think you can steal our intellectual property? See you in court asshole.
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C'mon lad- this is Slashdot. If there's one thing we can't stand is people holding back opinions. Now, chin-up, look your peers in the eye, and tell us what you really think!
Ok, I admit it.. I like the fact that Mac users give great head. Hence the Exposing my nuts to your chin.
I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.
I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
On a related note, I think anyone who uses their cellphone in the car should have their car automatically drive off a cliff.
Kids will still make a lot of noise and throw popcorn at each other
Goddamn I hate kids. I wish it was legal to beat them. Those fuckers are the biggest disturbances in theatres, far more than cellphones. You tell them to shut the fuck up, and they act like they didn't even hear you. I would smash their faces in with my elbow if I could.
I say, create a child-jammer, which creates a signal that is only heard by children, so when they hear the signal that are unable to move or talk and just go limp in their seats.
And also, legalize child-abuse. Although I don't consider it "abuse" more like "discipline"
Nice backpedelling, asshat.
You should stick that vibrator right up your ass.
Then perhaps they shouldn't be in the theater. What kind of monster is it that is expecting some important call about some life threatening situation...and still goes to the theater and insists on ruining the experience for everyone else? Amazing...how we all got by in life VERY WELL without cell phones.
I guess you've never been on call have you? When you're on call, you have to carry a cell phone and beeper for the entire weekend (or whenever you're on call). At any point you can be called in. So you don't want to be drunk or leave town. But that doesn't mean you can't go out and do things you normally do on a weekend.
Do you want pagers to be blocked in addition to the cell phones? I've got a friend who works in an emergency room. I've been to movies with him while he was on call (he's on call most of the time). He does carry his phone and pager and leaves them on during the movie (putting it on vibrate mode with the ringer off, though). He has had to leave the theatre in the middle of a movie before, and often has to at least take calls (he doesn't take the call in the movie, he walks outside, he's not disturbing anyone).
You are the monster you sick twisted fuck. You want these people whose job is saving lives to be unable to have normal lives.
Cell phone jamming should be legalized, and it should become more widespread.
I'd specifically like to see cell-phones jammed in movie theaters
You're a moron, and I'd like to bend you over and fuck you in the ass.
I occasionally have my cell phone on in movie theatres. I turn off the ringer and all sounds, and leave it on vibrate mode. Then I shove it up my ass. When I receive a call, my prostate gets a nice vibration which usually makes me orgasm. I then simply go to the bathroom and shit out the phone and take the call. I'm not disturbing anyone.
But an obvious solution, I guess, is simply to not recommend Dell to your friends and family. Not that I ever did in the first place.
Slashdot once again is spreading lies, just like it spreads its legs for Bill Gates, so he can ram them hard with his billion dollar penis. And they fucking love it.
Anyway, RTFA, Dell is not installing spyware on PCs.
This is bullshit:
not only will it probably come preloaded with spyware
From the article:
is misleading, suggesting that Dell itself is installing spyware. That is not the case at all and please don't be confused into believing that. Dell is absolutely NOT bundling spyware on their PCs.
Personal questions, unless the answer is worded in a personal way, can be researched. Bad idea.
How about:
How many dicks have you sucked?
That seems kinda hard to research. Though I guess a lot of people (especially Linux users) will lie, and say zero. Making the crackers job very easy.
So I'm a pussy for wanting to dual boot so I can play Windows games?
Yep. Being a gamer automatically makes you a pussy.
At least the time I saved dual booting enabled me to actually GET pussy rather than just using it as an insult on Slashdot.
If that's the way you swing, good for you. But I don't see how dual booting saves you any time, it seems more the opposite. I don't have to reboot, that saves me time, leaving me enough time to get some ass.
Later, virgin boy
I fuck guys like you in the ass.
For the price of Photoshop, you could buy another machine to run Windows. (But then you'd be a pussy for having a Windows machine around.)
Oh yeah, you can't afford to buy Photoshop, so you pirated it, along with your copy of Windows. Nice.
If you're booting up Windows just to run MS Office, yes, you are a pussy.
What about the weekly lap dance? Will I have to actually get a girlfriend? Girlfriends can be damn expensive, I don't think I'll be able to afford one.
In all seriousness, if I get laid off and can't find work, I'll use my savings to start a business. Who will I hire? That's right, programmers in India. Because I'll actually be able to afford them. That's actually the upside to this. If you have an idea, you can have all the grunt work done for cheap.
Hell, I might even move to India and get my lap dances for much much cheaper.
Of course its easy to blame offshoring (not outsourcing).. those fuckers are doing my job for $2000-4000 a year. How the fuck am I going to afford my weekly lap dance when I get replaced?
Unlike KDE, Gnome is free
KDE is free as in not-free.
Nautilus is much better than konqueror
Haven't used Nautilus lately have you? Konqueror is bloated and buggy.
Gnome is easier to use
If you find either Gnome or KDE hard to use, you are a fucking dumbass.
Gnome has eye candy
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Gnome has a new web browser
Firebird rules them all. If Galeon or Epiphany can catch up, good for them.
You KDE guys must be sick of the K
Don't you mean GNU/KDE?
Gnome is themeable
Themes are for fags. Give me a consistent clean interface.
Gnome has multimedia framework
And KDE is better at this how?
My Gnome work station
I'm going to toss this one out, its really not worth responding to.
Gnome allows mac like operation.
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Gnome is GNU software.
Where do you want to GNU today?
That's fucking right, man. Now go read my journal.
MSN Newsbot? More like MSN Suckbot.
They copied Google (right down to calling it "beta"), but they didn't even copy the one thing that makes Google News so great -- a simple, clean, light interface that loads instantly.
How long before they start throwing banner ads and other garbage all over it?
no problem boss,
BTW, I'm sorry but I dropped you laptop and it accidently formatted your hard drive.
but that is ok, I'll bet you back everything up.
oh, who keyed your car? it looks like hell!
That's nice, I guess I'll just have to use one of my backup laptops and restore a backup from last night. Though I haven't really done anything but browse the web and post on Slashdot for the last 4 days, so there's really not much to restore.
That sucks about my car. I guess I shouldn't be driving such a nice, expensive car to work. Tommorrow, I'll take the old 2001 BMW M5 to work.
People use MySQL because its pronounceable. My Sequel.
Where I work, if you were to call MySQL "My Sequel" you would get punched in the jaw, at least by me anyhow. SQL should always be pronounced Es Que El. Unless of course you work for Microsoft, in which case I'll punch you in the jaw regardles of how you pronounce SQL.
In case anyone is interested, our jaw-punching policies have increased productivity and saved the company millions of dollars.
You are being cyber-bullied. Don't take any guff from these swine. They are just a bunch of scrawny geeks with small penises. If it were me, I'd put the link back on, put it in my sig as well, and tell these little shitbags to suck my fucking dick.
You must've typed that up on a Windows box.. you, uh, cock-smoking uh teabagger.. whatever that means.
*Every* company wishes it was Microsoft.
That's like saying every guy likes getting his dick sucked by women.
Do a poll, you'll be surprised at the results.
Do you like getting your dick sucked?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Only by women
D) Only by men
E) By men or women
F) Yes, but I never orgasm from it
G) I don't have a dick you insensitive clod
I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.
I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cocksuckers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like bestial anal sex with.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing fags that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
Or is this Steve "O, he of the fetid monkey dance" Ballmer?
Oh, I forgot to add. I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cocksuckers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like bestial anal sex with.
Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing fags to do this. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.
George? Is that you? I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. And those GPL programs you wrote are now our property and will be closed-source from now on.
Oh, and you think you can steal our intellectual property? See you in court asshole.