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  1. Re:Technical Director? on Mono and dotGnu: What's the Point? · · Score: -1

    And for cross-platform GUI development for those of you that realized the honeymoon with Java is over: wxWindows.

    The next person who uses the phrase "honeymoon is over" to talk about anything computer-related, I will creampie you in the ass.

    You have been warned.

  2. Re:Still Not there... on WineConf 2004 Wrapup · · Score: -1

    Well, when you're ready to grow up and quit playing those worthless games, you can delete your XP partition. Until then, you can just be another lameass running WinXP.

  3. Re:I had just read about it on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: -1

    I'm so glad I switch to linux and os x for all my personal stuff, it makes me feel so much better.

    It gives you pleasure, huh? Me too... I occasionally stroke my penis while typing apt-get udpate; apt-get upgrade and watching my packages get upgraded.

    I am bicurious, too.. So I will be giving OS X a try when I get the chance.

  4. 6 months later, millions switch to OS X on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: -1

    I am switching to Mac OS X, bitz.

    I am also switching to being gay, as trying to get girls in bed is a lot harder than trying to find a guy who wants to receive a blow job.

  5. Re:OSX is not open source on Confessions of a Mac OS X User · · Score: -1

    Apple uses OSS as the foundation of Mac OS X. Apple uses open standards where it is possible in all aspects of the operating system and their applications. Apple even uses an open processor platform instead of IA-64 or IA-32.

    Ok, so where are the Mac clones?

    Their hardware is closed source. That is the problem. What part of "vendor lockin" don't you understand?

  6. Slashdot editors can lick my hairy nuts on Confessions of a Mac OS X User · · Score: -1

    I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.

    I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Penguins never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.

    Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.

    Apple wants me to "Switch". No thanks, I'm quite happy being a heterosexual male, I don't want to switch.

  7. Re:Microsoft on A Glance At 24 Keyboards & Mice · · Score: -1

    adly enough, I've always preferred the MS mouse and keyboard software to the Logitech ones. It took Logitech a whole year to fix a bug in their keyboard software that would keep your computer from shutting down if you didn't close it first. And it's fugly.

    WTF???!?#?@ You're not running Linux?@!?#?!@#$

  8. Cream of mushroom soup on Is E-Mail Obscuration Worth It? · · Score: -1

    Here's what I do.

    When I come across people who obfuscate their email addresses on purpose, I deobfuscate them and enter their email addresses in spammer's "opt out" pages, just to prove it doesn't work.


    I work at a restaurant along with a lot of really hot young girls, which makes me very horny. What I do is masturbate and ejaculate into drinks that I serve to our customers, just to prove that they shouldn't assume our drinks don't have a high semen content. I actually keep a bottle of it that I saved from the night before, because wanking at the restaurant is kinda risky (though fun).

  9. Re:Feh on Pop-Up Ads Lead to Consumer Revolt, Ad-Blocking · · Score: -1

    What's wrong with www.oralse.cx?

  10. Re:Doomed to fail. on Can P2P Filter Copyrighted Content? · · Score: -1

    You'll need an assistant... :)

    What, are you looking to be his jack buddy or something?

  11. $29,500 on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: -1

    and that one person has spent $29,500 on iTunes Music Store. Yes, $29,500.

    Can you say "credit card fraud"???

  12. Re:Girl on the airplane on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: -1

    The new iPod will be a cooler conversation piece when you site next to a hot girl on the airplane and your new iPodmini has the same color as her favorite color.

    huh? what then? you shove it up her cunt?

  13. Re:Now... on Konqueror Compiled For Mac OS X; KOffice Next · · Score: -1

    EXPLORER.EXE is Windows Explorer, the file browsing application. Internet Explorer is IEXPLORE.EXE.

    duh... what the fuck do you think he was talking about? Konqueror is a file browser as well you know.

  14. h0h0h0 on Microsoft FAT Licensing Plan - No Big Deal? · · Score: -1

    Merry Christmas, Lick My Nuts

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  15. Good god... on Cube House · · Score: -1

    I hope you get fired.

  16. The fact of the matter is... on Rumors of Mini iPods · · Score: -1

    I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.

    I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.

    Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.

  17. bend over and take it like a slut on Fight Club Game Perplexes, Amuses · · Score: -1

    fuck off you retard. go back to smoking your rock you whiny little shit.

  18. Re:this makes MS looks stupid on Microsoft Sends Linux Survey · · Score: -1

    "no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME."
    Are you trolling? Seriously dude, View --> View As List, you're done. Two clicks.


    You're the one who is trolling, you jackass. He's talking about multicolumn list view. Think Windows Explorer when you do View->List. Yes, you have the view with the icons that is a total waste of screen space. Konqueror can do a multicolumn list view, but it is so embarassingly buggy that I wouldn't be caught using it. I use and love Gnome, but I am quite aware that Nautilus is difficient as a file browser, and I am hopeful that this will change soon.

  19. Re:HA HAH! on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: -1

    I was thinking about setting up a pool on how many comments this article will get.

    Not a *huge* amount. I say less than 1000. Most Slashdotters aren't even using Linux.

  20. Dear Steve, on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: -1

    I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.

    I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.

    Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.

  21. The fact of the matter is... on PC Mag - Mac OS X Insecure · · Score: -1

    I will not be buying any Apple hardware or software you fucking cocksuckers. You can take that IPod and IRamItUpYourAss. OS X can OSuck my dick. I will take a G4 PowerDump on your PowerBook. QuickTime can QuickBlowMe. iTunes, more like shiteTunes. Expose? I'll Expose my fucking nuts to your chin.

    I will be using Linux, XFree86, and Gnome. You Apple cockgobblers can keep taking it up the ass from Panther, or whatever new animal you like beastial anal sex with. Pengiuns never rape anyone, although they bite if they have to.

    Apple is just another company that wishes they were Microsoft, so they can ass-ream you repeatedly with ease. If they had the market share that Microsoft had, they would be ass-fucking you harder and faster than Microsoft is. They already have a small group of willing homosexuals that let them do this to them already. But its not enough. What they want is the whole world to be forced to bend over and take a huge titanium iCock up their rectums.

  22. Re:Winamp's Time is Over on AOL Lays Off 450 In California · · Score: -1

    Linux sucks ass for multimedia. Period.

  23. Re:XMMS on AOL Lays Off 450 In California · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be surprised if XMMS suddenly got a whole lot of new talent on the dev team and it suddenly becomes the defacto media player if WinAmp is left to die.

    I would be surprised. XMMS is a buggy piece of shit that doesn't even sound good. When its not segfaulting, its playing 44kHZ files so that they sound like 22kHz. Winamp sounds much better. You can even try the old Winamp 3 beta for Linux and it sounds much better than XMMS.

  24. Re:Oooh! on Give the Gift of Slashdot · · Score: 0

    Go ahead and visit my journal.

  25. Re:Do you take e-gold? on Give the Gift of Slashdot · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Buy me a subscription and I will let you suck my cock!