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  1. Re:OMG! on Mount St. Helens Shoots Steam, Ash · · Score: 1

    Funny mods don't count for karma...

    No profit, so I claim fair use!

  2. Re:OMG! on Mount St. Helens Shoots Steam, Ash · · Score: 3, Funny
  3. Re:Hey, that's a US volcano. on Mount St. Helens Shoots Steam, Ash · · Score: 1

    How many stacked VW beetles is that?

  4. Re:WPU on World's First Physics Processing Unit · · Score: 1

    Today I'm announcing the WPU - the Word Processor Unit

    Hey if, it improve Slashdots' snytax, gramer end speling, Im all for it.

  5. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming on World's First Physics Processing Unit · · Score: 1

    But with this new physics processing unit, I don't have to!

    this is exactly what one of my trekkie friends predicted... the day we invent a star-trek "holosuite" is the day our civilization will start to crumble, as everyone will lock themselves up in their own imaginary universe and never come out again.

  6. Re:Virutal reality sex, now a possibility. on World's First Physics Processing Unit · · Score: 1

    That is until the Personality Processing Unit comes out

    I think they have one of those at the Church of Scientology.

    I've never tried it myself, but I read somewhere that everyone gets the same negative results from it.

  7. Obviously on "Enemies of Linux" Trying to Undermine OS? · · Score: 1

    The enemies of Linux are those platforms that constantly bombard us with WMDs (weapons of mass distraction).

    If it weren't for those damned DirectX games, we'd be so much more productive!

  8. Re:Eh.. on First Symbian OS virus to replicate over MMS · · Score: 1

    Are there really holes that big allowing people to upload crap like this anonymously?

    Though I haven't checked lately, my cell provider's webpage had an interface to send text messaging to cellphone subscribers...

    So if you took your war-messaging script to a cybercafe, you'd have some measure of anonymity...

  9. Re:LOL on First Symbian OS virus to replicate over MMS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's an old school idea that doesn't get viruses and doesn't cost nearly as much.

    Ha! When I was your age, "old school" meant using a rotary dial, pulse landline.

  10. Re:So what? on Is Google Breaking Their Own Rules? · · Score: 1

    There _is_ _no_ _evil_ here

    MOK: Ziiiiiiip, try to realize, there is no longer black or white, good or evil. We've evolved beyond that.
    ZIP: Uh, but Uncle Mikey says we should know the difference between...
    MOK: We all must have our own personal view of right and wrong.
    ZIP: but but but is what we are doing evil?
    MOK: Of course not! Remember Zip, 'evil' spelled backwards is 'live.' And we all want to do that.
    ZIP: yeah yeah yeah, but but Uncle Mikey says that...
    MOK: Zip, Zip Zip, no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairy, and No Uncle Mikey!

  11. Re:This may force Apple into the music business on Sony takes on iPod Shuffle · · Score: 1

    Apple may have to buy or build a record label to compete

    But Steve Jobs promised Apple Corps Inc. he wouldnt do that in 1981.

  12. I'm still waiting on Samsung Unveils 82 Inch LCD · · Score: 2, Funny

    for a printer that will print currency so that I can buy the current "largest" computer monitor and/or TV.

  13. Re:Write Only Memory on Microwires Can Replace The DVD-ROM · · Score: 1

    Hey you almost understood my humor!

  14. Re:Write Only Memory on Microwires Can Replace The DVD-ROM · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, they used this to store information on red mercury.

  15. why don't they build a couple more copies? on Astronauts Face Bleak Odds For Spaceflight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The current design is proven, it's not like they'd have to go through the whole design process/testing again.

    Just order the same parts, new, and put them all together.

  16. I'm still holding out on New Dr. Who Episode Leaked · · Score: 1

    for a remake of the UFO tv series, complete with liquid-filled UFOs, purple wigs and pinhole contact lenses.

    Who am I kidding. They'd probably remake it totally different. Well, maybe they'd keep the wigs.

  17. Finally on The Story Behind Cell Phone Radiation Research · · Score: 1, Funny

    Science validates my tinfoil beanie.

  18. One thing I didn't like on Privateer Remake Complete · · Score: 1

    was that the original game was pretty linear...

    Was there any attempt to fix this flaw or was the game pretty much kept as is, except for the graphics?

  19. Slow news day? on Debris is Shuttle's Biggest Threat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article doesn't tell us anything we don't know already...

    I thought there would be at least mention of new prevention measures, or theoretically possible clean-up solutions being proposed.

  20. WARNING: Spoiler inside!! on Can Sci-Fi Fans Face the Future? · · Score: 1

    And therein lay the problem. For years, fans of the original show -- with original star Richard Hatch (not the Survivor champ) as their vocal point-man -- had been agitating for a revival of Battlestar Galactica ... as it originally was

    You mean there are two Richards?

    Damn you Toronto Star!!! DAMN YOOUUUUUUUUU!!!

  21. Theory on their extinction on Hobbit Is A New Species · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They tried, but failed to scour the shire.

  22. Re:New Study, More Time on Views on Violence in Video Games · · Score: 1

    My point? I didn't know I was arguing for or against something...

  23. Re:New Study, More Time on Views on Violence in Video Games · · Score: 1

    I didn't imply that.

    However, should someone who just happens to love shooting games blow a fuse and decide to go on a shooting spree, he will be more accurate than the average crazie

  24. Re:Much Worse then TV and Movies on Views on Violence in Video Games · · Score: 1

    The thing about running over pedestrians in GTA that everyone is talking about that bugs me is, when I played the game, I tried NOT to run over peds, because if there was a cop nearby, I'd get a star and that might impede the mission I was on.

    What was even MORE annoying, is that whenever you speed along a given street with peds on the sidewalk, they'll jump in front of the freakin car to their death!

    I mean clearly, kids who play GTA cannot be held accountable for the behavior of suicidal AI pedestrians.

  25. Re:New Study, More Time on Views on Violence in Video Games · · Score: 1

    I remember reading another article in which the author was describing his experience being recruited by a drill sergeant at an arcade where the author was a dead-eye on those pistol shooting games.

    The sergeant was looking to prove to his superiors that shooting games can improve the shooting ability of anyone who's never actually shot a firearm before.

    Long story short, he took the guy to the army shooting range, and the guy scored better on his first time with a real gun than most trained officers.