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  1. Re:good on Stargate Universe Cancelled · · Score: 1

    I loved all the Stargate shows

    Even Stargate Infinity? Or did I violate your mental block? (Confession: I bought it on DVD.)

    I'd like it if they could get Showtime to give the franchise a home again. Stargate Universe could do with being on a more mature channel, especially with the more mature themes in this series.

  2. Re:Is it soup yet? on Archaeologists Find 2,400-Year-Old Soup · · Score: 1

    If only my mod points hadn't expired yesterday.

  3. Re:It's the Only Way to Be Sure on Iron-Eating Bug Is Gobbling Up the Titanic · · Score: 1

    The martiaforming of Earth is continuing according to schedule.

  4. Re:You know... on George Lucas to Resurrect Dead Movie Stars? · · Score: 1

    Tales from the Crypt "You, Murderer" featured Humphrey Bogart as Lou Spinelli in 1995.

  5. Re:e.e. cummings approves on Google Wants To Take Away Your Capslock Key · · Score: 1

    You can have my ADB keyboard when you pry it from my cold dead hands.welcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacomp

  6. Re:You can't fix stupid on Google Wants To Take Away Your Capslock Key · · Score: 1

    i Don"T NEed no cAPSloCKs

    Indeed, there are people so intent on being annoying in public that they will post in alternating case, which they can do without the luxury of a caps-lock key.

    (With the above being the closest example of that here leads me to believe that slashdot has specific filters against it.)

  7. Re:Oh boo hoo... on Schneier Recommends Nuclear-Style Cyberwar Hotlines, Treaties · · Score: 1

    General Hayden, the former Director of the NSA, spoke at Blackhat on the topic this summer. He said that the Internet today resembles a vast indefensible plain, and that an enemy attack can come from anywhere. He thought (hoped?) a kind of "geography" would eventually evolve on the internet, allowing for tactical maneuvering, permitting the kind of strategies warriors like to fight and defend from.

    Basically the Princes and Tribesmen want the Dwellers to plant a Forest in which they can fight their battles. It's only reasonable.

  8. Cyberwar Hotline on Schneier Recommends Nuclear-Style Cyberwar Hotlines, Treaties · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello, cyberwar hotline. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

  9. Re:Stockpiles?...of cyber weapons? on Schneier Recommends Nuclear-Style Cyberwar Hotlines, Treaties · · Score: 1

    Limits on stockpiling that which can be infinitely replicated, would that not be DRMs on war?

  10. Re:Interesting. on Microsoft Invests In Open Source Software Company · · Score: 1

    A complaint is not a ruling of law, nor is a settlement a ruling of law. Has the EU even ruled yet?

  11. Re:Cylon's are so cute when they're that young. on Denver Bomb Squad Takes Out Toy Robot · · Score: 1

    Re:Cylon's are so cute when they're that young.

    Looks like someone didn't pass 3rd grade English

    Perhaps he thought Cylon was an acronym for "Cybernetic Lifeform Node" (ref: Caprica) and was following an old rule that says abbreviations are to be made plural with "'s".

  12. Re:Oh no on Denver Bomb Squad Takes Out Toy Robot · · Score: 1

    And if it was faulty? You'd be a bit late to complain to the manufacturer!

  13. Re:th3j35t3r - Lame. on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: 1

    He wanted 7h3j3573r, but someone else had already claimed it, so he had to substitute ts for his 7s.

    (Not realizing 73hj3573r was available.)

  14. Re:protecting your privacy from the government on FTC Proposes Do Not Track List For the Web · · Score: 1

    And don't think that the government wouldn't use the same mandated mechanism to keep its agents from being tracked when they are investigating you. Then if you notice them doing it, they can arrest you for noticing them.

  15. Operation: espionage on Attack of the Trojan Printers · · Score: 1

    Man, back in the day you'd send in what looks like an ordinary audio cassette and, after recording a day's worth of audio to on-board memory, it would transform into a bird, shoot its way out, and return to the chest of Soundwave who'd play back what it heard for Megatron.

  16. Terminology on Race On To Fingerprint Phones, PCs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When one person does it to another, it's called stalking. When a corporation does it to everyone it's called marketing.

  17. Mixtape on Student Googles Himself, Finds He's Accused of Murder · · Score: 1

    In August of 2004, the local authorities of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina were called to the apartment of one Joe Smith. Neighbors suspected a suicide.

    But Joe Smith was not dead. He was curled up in a ball in the corner of his room laughing and texting himself on his phone.

    Before Joe Smith was taken into protective custody, he handed a homemade video to the police labeled MY ALMOST SUICIDE.

    This is the transcript of the video.

    Joe Smith "Sometimes I Google Myself" The Dreadful Lonesome Satire Records/Morgantheau Music Group

    It's another lonesome night clouded in satin robes of silence
    And between the nightmare of being awake and being honest there's a haunting glow:
    A digital whore on the designer desk that draws me in
    With a slimline keyboard and its lettered rows.

    Sometimes when I'm alone I Google myself
    Just to see if I'm out there
    Sometimes I like to try and Google myself
    But it's hard to see through my hair

    Advanced searches and other inquiries
    Bring back these secret results, I had no idea who I was
    Apparently I've actually got a lot to live for
    And that's because

    I'm a fairly well known and highly paid NBA basketball star
    I'm also a moderately successful side-arm major league pitcher
    And I'm the founder of Mormonism
    So I guess I'm okay...

    Sometimes when I'm alone I Google myself
    And what comes up is a total surprise
    Sometimes I'm in home alone just Googling myself
    And I can't believe my eyes
    Because my eyes are liars!

    But there it is on the screen are the only thing I trust in this whole world
    And I pray to the absence of God that it's all a lie
    But page after page of my apparent success
    Just makes me want to sit and cry, because

    I'm a star running back in the CFL what the (beep) is this with sports?
    I'm a state politician from Missouri -- okay that sucks pretty bad
    But I'm also a highly respected jazz drummer
    So I guess I'm okay again
    And I don't know what to do with that

    The more I search through the evidence of my accomplished life
    The more I feel like my sadness is a disguise that I've been wearing
    Like the cloth of shepherd's caring and watchful arms
    The Joe Smith that I've spent so much time alone with
    Has been subduing the world
    Like an emperor, plated
    In purple and gold

    Sometimes when I'm alone I Google myself
    Sometimes when I'm alone I Google myself
    Sometimes when I'm alone I Google myself

    Oh my God, is what you're telling me is that I'm all right?
    Oh my God, it can't be as simple as that I'm just all right!
    But I've built my personal security on not all right
    And now I'm okay?
    I don't know how to handle that.

    In four years, Joe Smith has contemplated suicide a further 1,687 times according to Myrtle Beach Clinic records.

    But it's hard to follow through when you are so successful.

    Even by conceptual extensive transference.

  18. No fly on A Peek At the National Opt-Out Day Numbers · · Score: 1

    I haven't flown this century and likely won't if I can avoid it until the situation improves.

    But I do have a bit of advice for the TSA: perhaps if you allowed people to place a metal plate over their face they may be more likely to do the body scan. You shouldn't need to associate the public aspects of my person with the private aspects for a one-off security scan. If people are assured that nothing exists associating their recognizable physical identity with their nude form they may be more willing to undergo the procedure and their concerns of the image possibly being retained would lessen.

    You really don't lose anything by allowing facial concealment from the scan. You're recording everything at the checkpoint already so if you're dead set on secretly building a database of people naked you can tag the video footage and the scan with a time-code to re-associate them easily.

    Because really, what good does it do to scan my head which is already uncovered? What possible weaponry could I be concealing in my face that you couldn't discern by visual inspection?

  19. Re:Why? on PayPal Demos Auto-Debit Gumball Machine · · Score: 1

    I don't exactly hold an economics degree, but I'm still fascinated to see where this all leads.

    Sounds to me there's money to be made wearing QR-coded T-shirts around photogenic tourist sites.

    Photobombing for fun and profit!

  20. Re:Slippery Slope continues. on US Government Seizes Torrent Search Engine Domain · · Score: 1

    It is the duty of the government to publish the laws somewhere, in some publicly available format.

    Tell that to the TSA.

  21. Re:Hyperlinks and Pagerank 101 on No Press Is Bad Press Even Online · · Score: 1

    So it's like The Three Amigos: unable to tell the famous from the infamous.

  22. Re:Favourite Scene - Naked Gun 2.5 on Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84 · · Score: 1

    Please, nobody make a Naked Gun 40-Fores with Frank Drebin's son played by Andy Dick.

  23. Stasis on Space-Time Cloak Could Hide Actual Events · · Score: 1

    So, if I were within the space-time cloak, although I would exist, I would no longer exist in time, and for me time itself would not exist? That is, although I'd still be mass, I would no longer be an event in space-time; I would be a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero?

  24. Trademark skirting on Hacked iRobot Uses XBox Kinect To See World · · Score: 1

    Tentatively named KinectBot

    I recommend instead, to avoid the trademark, go with 'TalBot, borrowing from the original codename Project Natal.

    Or, if you want to go female with it, Natalia (or NatalAIa).

  25. Re:This has been a test.... on Emergency Broadcast System Coming To Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Even better, if you and your party are in different areas, only one of you may get the alert, and both of you will get a dropped call.

    Consider how TiVos behave: kicking you out of your recording and into live TV and holding you there for the duration of the test. Sometimes repeatedly depending on the test being performed.

    Now imagine it happening during a 911 call for rescue with a dying cell battery.

    Of course, I don't think the cell networks could handle sending individual alerts to every handset. The network will need support for sending one godzillagram to which every cell will respond in a one-way party line. And a way to secure it so that a merry prankster can't issue his own with a rogue transmitter.