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  1. Re:The name is Shaun, not Sean! on Simon Pegg to Play Scotty · · Score: 3, Funny
    Other acceptable titles are:
    • L' Alba dei morti dementi
    • Muertos de risa
    • Shaun dei morti
    • Shaun et les zombies
    • Shaun of the Dead
    • Shaun of the Dead - Ein Zombie kommt selten allein
    • Tea-Time of the Dead
    • Todo Mundo Quase Morto
    • Ein Zombie kommt selten allein
    • Zombies Party

  2. 72 hour waiting period to fly? on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 1

    Looks like it's about time to resume working on my underground mole borer.

  3. If you must die do so quietly so as not to disturb on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Deaths in the U.S. in 2001 due to heart disease - 700,000; cancer - 553,800; stroke - 164,000; accidents - 102,000 (Car accidents - 42,000); influenza - 36,000; terrorism - 3,000.

    Where is the war on cancer, or the war on drunk driving? You're more likely to die driving to the airport than on the plane. The difference is when you die in an act of terrorism, it's more likely to be televised and thus breed dissatisfaction among the survivors with the coincident administration of government for failing to prevent it. People who die quietly (relatively speaking) don't provoke as much outrage.
  4. Re:I'm confused! on Amended Internet Tax Ban Will Not Include VoIP · · Score: 1

    The prevailing groupthink tells me that taxes are good, and the internet is good, but taxes on the internet are bad!

    That violates the very laws of multiplication, and could threaten the universe as we know it! Not if good is negative and bad is positive, like in Bizarro World.
  5. Re:I propose a new internet access method on Amended Internet Tax Ban Will Not Include VoIP · · Score: 1

    Internet Protocol over VoIP. If we do this, then we won't have to pay an internet tax, right? You should get right on writing up an RFC for that. I'll expect you to have a complete working proposal ready by April 2008.
  6. Re:So let me get this straight.... on Amended Internet Tax Ban Will Not Include VoIP · · Score: 1

    You're right! If people avoid paying taxes on traditional phone service by not using traditional phone services, there won't be any money to maintain the traditional phone services no one is using!

  7. Re:Spammers on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: 1

    Send me the physical addresses of any known spammers and I'll take care of them in a like manner. Just post the e-mail addresses of some Russian mafia members in the clear to a web-archived mailing list (like usefor or www-html) and they'll take care of them for you.

    Talk about poisoning the address pool!
  8. Winner: Dog on ICANN Mulling Multilingual URLs · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I was thinking it was something like, "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," a phrase that is known to have started at least two wars.

  9. Re:Surprise surprise on Interview with 'Anti-Gamer' Senator Leland · · Score: 1

    How is illegalizing sale of materials rated for an adult, to a minor, anti-gamer?

    Adult gamers should still be able to purchase these things just fine. No mainstream vendor will want to have to be responsible for training their employees to accurate sort between who are the under-18 minors and who are the 18-and-older adults. Not the technical training of checking IDs and spotting fakes, and not for absorbing the penalties if they falsely identify a minor as an adult. You don't find stores that sell video games also selling tobacco (same age restriction in the US).

    If the same laws and penalties existed to prohibit sale of R-rated or unrated movies to minors as being applied to M-rated games, it is likely you would see those movies disappear from shelves, and probably from many on-line vendors as well.
  10. Re:This will go nowhere. on Fairly Realistic Flying Car Offered for 2009 Delivery · · Score: 1

    Now that we live in the age of "Homeland Security", it's doubly unlikely that any government will allow "unknown flying objects" buzzing around. Indeed! Next thing you know you'll have people flying cars into parking structures.
  11. "And 3... 2.. and Spike!" on Researchers Aim To "Read Minds" of PC Users · · Score: 1

    When I read the summary, this is what leapt to my mind.

  12. Games for Windows Live Update on Games For Windows Live Update Coming Soon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows Live Update is going to carry games? Will they have Genuine Entertainment?

  13. Time Cube on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 1

    I wonder what this will mean for the Time Cube guy.

    Time Cube: It's the Goatse for Logical Thought

  14. Re:E=MC^2 on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would that be spin-up or spin-down? Both, obviously. I find that strangely charming.
  15. Re:Money is a sign of poverty. on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    Scarcity will be replaced with novelty. Those who can create the information behind something new will be in demand, and will need to be paid in some form of currency with which they can pay others for other new things, be it solving problems of scale to create bigger or more detailed replicators, coming up better robot servant designs that are more efficient or have new features you didn't know you wanted but now desire, designing new and interesting creative programs for your holodeck for those who lack the creativity themselves, faster and more efficient propulsion as you still need fuel to get from point A to point B.

    Even with an infinite source of energy/matter, someone still has to come up with new and innovative ways to organize that energy and matter. Without creativity the matter won't assemble itself, and there will always be people with more creativity than others and the associated demand.

  16. Re:Different Size Quids on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    Anyone see the picture of the different size quids? Some of them look massive. The red one looks like its the size of a waffle house waffle. Think they'll make a special wallet to carry those suckers around in? Why when you can just swallow them? That'll neatly take care of the free-floating currency problem. Any larger denominations? Good news: they're suppositories!

    Seriously though, I'd think any intergalactic currency minted in multiple denominations should only have single-unit and prime denominations: no composite denominations like their 4 QUID piece.
  17. Re:Round edges.... on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    Make them plastic coated inert magnetised metals ...capable of disrupting electronic circuits...

    with velcro strips and metal barbs - that way they are bound to stick to something if they ever start floating about. ...like exposed skin, or space suits.

    And again, using metal gives them significant rigid mass to make them become dangerous projectiles if they become unsecured. Remember 2010's aerobraking sequence where unsecured items started flying "down" at Heywood Floyd as the Leonov decelerated?
  18. Re:cash????? Idiots. on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    But by having hard currency you avoid latency problems in verifying balances further and further out. Buying something on Mars would take at least 6.2 minutes just to check your credit at a lightspeed communication at opposition, other times as long as 42 minutes. If you bring your money with you, no latency.

    Of course, most transactions in and out of a gravity well will be electronic. Taking hard currency into a gravity well would devalue it due to the cost to get it back into the space market. But then valuation would be determined in the cost to get it into space in the first place, or at least the materials to mint the currency as hard matter. Asteroid mining would have an immediate impact on its valuation.

    I wonder what opportunities there are in exploiting exchange rates between locales lightdays or greater apart.

    IANAEconomist

  19. Re:Quatloos on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    I want my quatloos! Quatloos are brain cells. (What else would a bunch of disembodied brains wager with?)
  20. Re:Money is a sign of poverty. on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    No sufficiently advanced spacefaring civilisation should be using currency. Then how would they bilk the primitive populations of alien planets out of whole continents and mining rights without a bunch of space-beads?
  21. Re:Round edges.... on Space Money Invented For Space Tourists · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Coins also are conductive, which could short out electronics if they float into a panel being serviced. They're also more likely to do damage if left floating when the vessel undergoes sudden acceleration whereas plastic can deform more readily.

  22. Re:thanks on Copy Protection Backfires on Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    I was actually think more along the lines of this device which, unlike the the Alera device which really just scores the surface, this one actually breaks up the whole disk into confetti.

  23. Re:Question on Copy Protection Backfires on Blu-ray · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe I'm behind the times here, but how the hell do you flash an appliance to update the firmware? First of all, make sure to close the blinds and get all of the children out of the room.
  24. Re:thanks on Copy Protection Backfires on Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    I got a player you might be interesting in; it plays nothing at all. I got one better: a player that takes the disk, doesn't play it, and grants that inability to play it to all other players... by converting it to a confettied form.
  25. Re:Why firmware updates? on Copy Protection Backfires on Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    I think, the question was rather why the burden of "fixing" is on the player manufacturers instead of the media companies who refuse to stick with standards? Unlike the "protected" CDs, BD+ was already a part of the BluRay standard.