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The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either

wattrlz writes "Apparently the current champion of v1*gr4 spamming solicited some of the wrong email boxes. Alexy Tolstokozhev was recently found murdered in his palatial spam-bought estate near Moscow. The implications of this hands on method of system administration are staggering." Update: 10/12 15:28 GMT by Z : Good story. Unfortunately, probably a fake.

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  1. That explains it by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I noticed a drop in spam over the past week and figured another big arrest had been made, which would be in the news. Well .. an arrest of sorts.

    While I don't advocate the killing of spammers, it's hard to argue with results. What I do wonder is if this is a hit from a rival spammer. Where do we see evidence spam was sent to the wrong person? Begin notorious in Russia is a bit unhealthy, particularly when you have large amounts of money and no bodyguards.

    From another source:

    It won't be surprising to hear of an Organizatsiya connection, should the authorities probe the murder deeply.

    To do that they'd probably need a supply of pills conventiently and discretely distributed.

    BTW, here's the original source of the news

    Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer Murdered

    Posted on October 11th, 2007 by admin and filed under Uncategorized.

    Wow, just saw this on TV, so I decided to translate this story into English so my readers will be first to learn this. Sorry for mistakes in my English, I'm doing this in a hurry :)

    Alexey Tolstokozhev (btw, in Russian his name means 'Thick Skin'), a Russian spammer, found murdered in his luxury house near Moscow. He has been shot several times with one bullet stuck in his head. According to authorities, this last head shot is a clear mark of russian hit men (known as "killers" in Russia).

    Who hated Tolstokozhev so much as to hire a hit man to assasinate him? Well, I guess you have about one billion e-mail users to suspect. Tolstokozhev was a famous spammer who sent millions of e-mail promoting viagra, cialis, penis enlargement pills and other medications. Links in these e-mails usually led to some pharmacy shop, which paid Tolstokozhev a share of its revenue. This is a well known affiliate scheme employed by spammers worldwide.

    Tolstokozhev is estimated to be responsible for up to 30% percent of all viagra and penis enlargement related spam.

    In order to send millions and millions of unsolicited letters, Tolstokozhev employed a network of infected computers (so-called "botnet"), which he rented from hackers.

    How profitable is spam? Well, the authorities say that Tolstokozhev has likely made more than $2 million in 2007 alone. (in comparison: average russian monthly salary is $400)

    This is a second murder of a spammer in Russia. Another russian spammer, Vardan Kushnir, was assassinated in 2005.

    "Violent murders is a clear sign that spam becomes a serious criminal activity" - the officials say. "Easy money attracts criminals, which bring their own version of "justice" with them."
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    1. Re:That explains it by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well .. an arrest of sorts.
      My money's on cardiac. *Rimshot!*
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    2. Re:That explains it by modecx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I doubt that he got assassinated because someone hated him. He probably got whacked because he refused to pay the mob for his cut for illicit activities on their turf--and being an asshole was simply icing on the cake.

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    3. Re:That explains it by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where do we see evidence spam was sent to the wrong person?

      Dude, it's pretty clear-- imagine telling Tony Soprano his dick is small! You would be lucky to get off with a quick shooting.

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    4. Re:That explains it by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well .. an arrest of sorts. My money's on cardiac. *Rimshot!*

      For spammers this may become known as Death by Natural Causes.

      "That's odd I feel strangely different, there's a dead body in here and blood everywhere."
      "YOU HAVE MAIL."
      "Who are you? Do I know you, have we met?"
      "I USUALLY MEET EVERYONE ONLY ONCE."
      "Uh. Ooooohh...."

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    5. Re:That explains it by erroneus · · Score: 0

      While I don't advocate the killing of spammers, it's hard to argue with results. What I do wonder is if this is a hit from a rival spammer. Where do we see evidence spam was sent to the wrong person? Begin notorious in Russia is a bit unhealthy, particularly when you have large amounts of money and no bodyguards.

      You may not advocate it, *I* certainly do.

      To me, there is nothing more dirty than a bunch of jackasses who make a science of annoying the 99.999% of all the people who don't have any interest in what they are trying to sell and the 100% of people who don't want their trojans, phishing attempts and other forms of malicious intent. They serve only their selfish intentions and feed off of the ignorance and weaknesses of other people. They are WORSE than murderers. Often times the intent of murderers is at least in some way an attempt at justice (whether it matches the general notion of justice is another issue). Hell, even those random killing-spree killings are less damaging to the world than spammers are.

      Spammers rank right up there with televangelists who prey on the sick and elderly to feed their greed. There is no "need" in the world for either of these two types of people. The world would TRULY be better off if they didn't exist. I definitely advocate their termination.

    6. Re:That explains it by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Personally, I doubt that he got assassinated because someone hated him. He probably got whacked because he refused to pay the mob for his cut for illicit activities on their turf--and being an asshole was simply icing on the cake.

      Either way, I had about 100 spams on Monday (that eluded my ISP's filter) and only about 20 today. I figure if its profitable someone, even the mob, will step in and fill the gap.

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    7. Re:That explains it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer Murdered Maybe it was just some guy who resented all the extra competition.
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    8. Re:That explains it by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      But in true Internet tradition it's a case of let's play whack-a-mole - so just killing them isn't really going to be a solution. Anyway, stop, you'll give the other "mafiaa" ideas...

    9. Re:That explains it by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      While I don't advocate the killing of spammers, it's hard to argue with results.

      Liberal softie! Personally, I advocate crucifying spammers on top of fire ant hills. While I generally don't think the death penalty does much for crime prevention, I'd at least find this very satisfying...

    10. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, but it took me a second to get what you were doing. Death doesn't usually have quote marks, for future reference in your parody construction

    11. Re:That explains it by fatphil · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've long advocated the death by a million paper cuts.

      What's one spam? Perhaps a slight annoyance, but nothing more.
      What's one paper cut? Perhaps a slight annoyance, but nothing more.

      Right, multiply both by many many million...

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    12. Re:That explains it by StrongAxe · · Score: 1

      But in true Internet tradition it's a case of let's play whack-a-mole...

      Maybe not anymore - remember, the Russian mob probably has nukes...

    13. Re:That explains it by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I wish I had points to mod you up.

      The mob is a business, granted a business that works largely beyond the law, but a business nonetheless. If they were indeed responsible for it, you can bet there was some sort of profit motive to it. He may have owed them money, or they may have believed that he had compromised one of their machines, or the might have wanted to muscle in on his racket.

      In any case, it is highly unlikely that the mob did it just because. The mob may even have been contracted to do it for somebody else. This being a pharmacy scam, he may have been killed to keep him away from some other illicit pharmacy racket.

    14. Re:That explains it by CharmElCheikh · · Score: 1

      He has been shot several times with one bullet stuck in his head. According to authorities, this last head shot is a clear mark of russian hit men. Bwehehehe, shouldn't have spammed agent 47. Did this guy sent spam for baldness treatment that didn't work ?
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    15. Re:That explains it by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Or, he made the Wrong Mike Foxtrot look bad:
      Ivan: Igor, get in here and tell me why I have all of this spam in my Inbox. I told you last week to send it all to Dick Cheney, and now it is here. Do you say I look like Dick Cheney?
      Igor: I spoke last week to Alexy with words. I will now use something in a higher caliber.

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    16. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he does if you're quoting him

    17. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it brings a whole new meaning to spam-assassin :)

    18. Re:That explains it by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      "Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer Murdered"

      Let me guess. When police checked his e-mail looking for clues, the subject line of the top message in his Inbox said, "We Lett U KEEP St!ff Forever".

      I guess some organizations employ more rigorous spam filters than others.

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    19. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A Million Paper Cuts" jutsu...

      yep, sounds like another Naruto :)

    20. Re:That explains it by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've noticed this yet, but most spammers are based in countries that won't really cooperate with the rest of the world when it comes to matters like spam. This very probably points to a general fear of spam-unfriedly law-enforcement agencies. Now if there was an international death-enforcement agency backed by, let's say, a few russian families don't you think the spammers would probably do their best to move out of that agency's reach? As in not spam anymore 'cause the world wouldn't be safe for spammers?

    21. Re:That explains it by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I bet a few dead spammers would scare quite a lot of spammers away from the buisness.

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    22. Re:That explains it by webweave · · Score: 1

      "While I don't advocate the killing of spammers,..."

      Don't so hasty ackthpt, a systematic and controlled culling of the spammer heard might just be the ticket to cleaning up the old in box.
      Around here we had a problem with a sudden increase in the deer population, this caused a multitude of problems. We were successful in convincing the local population that the best solution was to just go out and reduce the number of animals. If we can convince people that it is OK to kill such beautiful and heartwarming animals how hard could it be to convince people that we'd be better off with a few less spammers?

    23. Re:That explains it by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

  2. Gives a whole new meaning... by thewiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    to "Spam Assassin"!

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    1. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by LParks · · Score: 5, Funny

      He had been missing for a while, and luckily investigators decided to do a DNA test on some unidentifiable canned mystery meat found in his home. The Russian mafia likes irony as much as brutality.

    2. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by polar+red · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, it gives a whole new meaning to 'system administrator'

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    3. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that's funny?

      That not funny at all!

      Scares the beejeebus out of me. I've been spamming Slashdot for weeks and what if some of these geeks or fanbois thought like that and got my address from CowboyNeal, you never know with.. hold on, someone at the door. brb

      [NO CARRIER]

    4. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Friday · · Score: 0, Redundant

      some unidentifiable canned mystery meat Ah, so it was canned spam.
    5. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, spam assasinate YOU!

    6. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by ZeleniZub · · Score: 1

      Well... I think this will make people think twice before expanding their server capacity or paying for some fancy anti-spam software - paying a professional killer seams to solve the problem much better. (and so after years of reading /. - my first post)

    7. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, spam killfiles YOU!

      - fixed

    8. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by kcelery · · Score: 1

      Making SPAM out of SPAM.

    9. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, the "Can Spam Act" isn't a bill.

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    10. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means "record library" in French.

    11. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the first post... Indelibly revealing for all the downside of spell-checkers. I believe you meant seems rather than "seams".
      My heart goes out to you, and many happy posts ahead!

    12. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Czech retired people do not like Nigerian spam either.

    13. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, spam cans You!

    14. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind if I steal that? Kthxby.

    15. Re:Gives a whole new meaning... by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      The Russian mafia take their "In Soviet Russia..." jokes seriously!

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  3. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mob spams YOU!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, mafia kills YOU. Oh wait.

  4. real reason by cbc1920 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More like the Russian Mafia doesn't like sharing profits.

    1. Re:real reason by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      More like the Russian Mafia doesn't like sharing profits.

      Reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Bill Gates "buys out" Homer's CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. "I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks."

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    2. Re:real reason by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      More like the Russian Mafia doesn't like sharing profits.

      The Russian Mafia, like all such organisations, love sharing profits. In fact they love it so much, they'll come round from time to time to your place of business, for a friendly discussion about sharing profits and why it's a great thing to do.

      I suspect the late spammer was not the sort of person who liked sharing profits, alas.

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    3. Re:real reason by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, when they drop by your business, they discuss sharing money and/or revenue. They don't like limited themselves to just profits.

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    4. Re:real reason by jamesh · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought too... maybe he was killed because he was moving in on someone else's turf, or because someone wanted to move in on his. People selling drugs don't often get murdered simply because someone didn't like them selling drugs, they get murdered because they were damaging someone else's drug selling business...

    5. Re:real reason by freakxx · · Score: 1

      You seem to have a plenty of experience. Would you mind explaining if you bargained with the poor guy before making the decision?

    6. Re:real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the bargain would be something like "your money or your life!"

      I also suspect that he chose.

  5. Oops by bcguitar33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like there are more ways than just v1agr@ for you to end up a stiff.

  6. Spammers by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 0, Troll

    Send me the physical addresses of any known spammers and I'll take care of them in a like manner.

    1. Re:Spammers by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Send me the physical addresses of any known spammers and I'll take care of them in a like manner. Just post the e-mail addresses of some Russian mafia members in the clear to a web-archived mailing list (like usefor or www-html) and they'll take care of them for you.

      Talk about poisoning the address pool!
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  7. And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified?

    1. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Because it's the killing of a dirty dirty spammer.

    2. Re:And this is good...why? by couchslug · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If he can waste the time of millions of people with spam, thereby using up little bits of their lives, it is understandable that few will mourn his passing. Good riddance.

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    3. Re:And this is good...why? by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      No, perhaps not. But this is about equivalent to someone assassinating a tyrannical king (someone who damages your quality of life, but with no civil/legal recourse to get him to stop). I might not have done it myself, but that won't stop me from cheering. As a general rule I don't grieve for the deaths of evil, petty, greedy men, or any combination of the above. If you have no concern for your fellow man, I will have no concern for you either, so I think this, in the end, is rather fitting.

    4. Re:And this is good...why? by HartDev · · Score: 0

      maybe he should have gone into the house and rough up the server? I guess if any one was gonna do something about spam it would be the mafia!

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    5. Re:And this is good...why? by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Hard to describe. It's not like we really cheer for the killer, but then, it's really, really hard to condemn it. Think of that annoying little dog that keeps yapping all the time next door, especially on Sundays, and one day he gets hit by a car. Yes, it's tragic, but then again, also takes one generator of stess out of your life.

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    6. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because he committed despicable acts doesn't justify others doing despicable acts as well. He should have been punished through the legal system, not through a criminal organization.

    7. Re:And this is good...why? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's good because I'm receiving less spam. I'd think that was obvious.

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    8. Re:And this is good...why? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes.

    9. Re:And this is good...why? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But if it's just another tyran who wants to do the same thing how does it improve your life? Also I never notice the viagraspams anyway..

    10. Re:And this is good...why? by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I think you will be hard pressed to find anyone who will openly claim that this is a justified killing.

      However, considering the ruthless, invasive, and often times offensive and disturbing methods makes it unlikely that you will hear much public outrage. The products being pushed are base in nature and completely indiscriminant in the tact.

      "advertisement" means to speak towards another person. This is not to be interpreted repeatedly sending 100's of emails a day to the same address on the same subject. It's way past being impolite. And since they have absolutely no regard for use as humans we aren't likely to return the favor.

      I for one am glad to be rid of another spammer. How that came about is something I would rather not concern myself with that much right now. It's the aggressive nature that the employ that expects an equally(?) aggressive response. I have no problem with spam kings getting beaten in the street. They hide behind others and are too chicken to come out and admit to what they are doing, yet they insist it's OK to do.

      If it was really OK to send spam like this, would there really be a reason to fear retribution from so many people? This isn't a debate about religious suppression or freedom of speech. This is a matter of getting their teeth kicked in because they have absolutely no respect or regard for their fellow human beings.

    11. Re:And this is good...why? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Probably, BOFH got fed up with spam :)

    12. Re:And this is good...why? by jemenake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified?
      Well, let's not even look at the monetary cost that it imposes on servers handling the spam mails. Let's just look at the amount of actual *life* consumed. Let's say that it takes you 2 seconds to flag a spam as such and drop it in your spam box. That's 2 man-seconds. The numbers I see thrown around are that these spammers can send out upwards of 100 million spams per day. 2 man-seconds multiplied by 100 million per day comes to 2 million man-seconds a spammer potentially costs the world each day. That's around 1.5 man-years each day. So, if he's in operation for just 50 days, he's already cost the world 75 man-years.... that's 1 man-life.

      Now, the first counter-argument to this is probably "Aw... c'mon... but it's spread out over millions of people so it's no big impact on any one person!". To that, I refer back to the mid 80's. Remember when there were a few years of some clever programmer hacking a bank's computer to transfer 1 penny from a million accounts into his own? Or to move fractions of cents so that the bank statements still rounded to the same numbers? We treated them like they had stolen the net sum a single person, didn't we?

      Granted, spam filters catch a lot of the spam. But even if they catch 90%, that leaves us to deal with the remaining 10%... which only means that the guy would have to be in business for 500 days (fewer than two years) to cost a man-life.

      Frankly, what *I* am rooting for is for them to capture a spammer, torture him mercilessly and get it all on tape and put it up on YouTube. I doubt that public executions would deter most murders, but I think that seeing and hearing one of their bretheren scream for mercy as each foot is sawn off would give many spammers pause.
    13. Re:And this is good...why? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified? Because it happenned in Russia, and not the US, that makes it ok??
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    14. Re:And this is good...why? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Just because he committed despicable acts doesn't justify others doing despicable acts as well. He should have been punished through the legal system, not through a criminal organization

      I agree, but "should" doesn't have the force of law everywhere.

      They used to hang horse thieves, I hear -- interruption of someone's only means of communication. And that was for just one horse. Property is defended by force, whether or not that force is legal, because people will react emotively, not always rationally, to things that affect them directly.

      So -- is an attack on your bandwidth, your personal inbox, annoying? Say that it is, for a few million people. What percentage of those people are not merely annoyed, but enraged? And of those, who with the will and the means will carry out a vengeful act?

      The point is if you annoy enough people, you can expect common justice, rough or smooth.

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    15. Re:And this is good...why? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And this is why Blue Security's approach was the correct one. It delivered justice in a bloodless way. Now that Blue Security's gone, and that the code is lost, we're back to the drawing board.

      If only Google took on the project... :(

    16. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 1

      Just because that kind of behavior is going to happen doesn't make it good, or right, or just. It's not "common justice", it's just revenge.

    17. Re:And this is good...why? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > I think you will be hard pressed to find anyone who will openly claim that this is a justified killing.

      Your userID number is in the mid-500,000s. You're not that new here, are you? :)

    18. Re: And this is good...why? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Think of that annoying little dog that keeps yapping all the time next door, especially on Sundays, and one day he gets hit by a car. Yes, it's tragic That might be considered a matter of opinion.
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    19. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's had at least some of the total number of minutes deducted from his life that he's deducted from the lives of just about every e-mail user in the world as they've had to deal with his spam :p

    20. Re:And this is good...why? by Fourier404 · · Score: 1

      What or who is "it"? Ambiguous pronouns are not good.
      ...and I think it improves life in pretty obvious ways: less time wasted sorting through spam to find real emails, less bandwidth and storage wasted, less time wasted by otherwise useful programmers on making spam filters, less awkward questions from 10 year olds asking their parents what Viagra is, and generally less annoyance.

    21. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 1

      By your logic, if a person at a DMV "wastes" people's time for long enough, then killing him is okay. Traffic lights waste our time, and thus should be removed. Your post, which doesn't actually justify killing well, has wasted 30 seconds of my time, and 30 seconds of anyone who reads it. Given that millions on slashdot might read this, you just wasted all of our times. Does that mean we can kill you?

      You seriously need to learn what morals are. Just because he was a spammer doesn't mean he should have been murdered.

    22. Re:And this is good...why? by pluther · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mark Twain wrote that "There are three kinds of homicide: Felonious, justifiable, and praiseworthy."

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    23. Re:And this is good...why? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it's "revenge"? It's still "justice" for the rest of the world who won't be annoyed by this pathetic excuse for a human being any more.

      Did anyone mourn when Jeffrey Dahmer was murdered in prison? It wasn't legal, but no one cared.

      When you use your life to make other peoples' lives miserable, don't be too surprised when someone decides to end your life for some reason.

    24. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's not justice. Justice is being given what you're due. He wasn't due death, he was due prison time and a huge fine. I'm not saying we should mourn him, but applauding the Russian Mafia for what they did isn't the right thing either.

    25. Re:And this is good...why? by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    26. Re:And this is good...why? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I agree that this isn't necessarily good either. THe Russian mafia has had ties with spammers for a long time. It sounds to me like a simple case of an organized crime syndicate defending their turf.

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    27. Re:And this is good...why? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes the legal system. That paragon of ideals and virtues. The legal system is just about the most corrupt and unjust system of justice ever invented.

      Where to begin...killing the innocent, incarceration of the innocent, money influences outcome, color of skin influences outcome, religion influences outcome, gender influences outcome... and on and on.

      I am of the firm belief that society would be better served if the justice system was closed down and every citizen handed a firearm.

    28. Re:And this is good...why? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Bollocks, this wasn't revenge it was business. They guy was probably warned many times before being shot.

      Let's make it clear, you have to be stupid not to do what the mafia tells you.

    29. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're right. Individuals with at least some restraints imposed on them make mistakes. Thus, individuals without any restraints at all will be perfect arbiters of justice. You know, since the only thing stopping them from being perfect, omnipotent just beings have been the restraints place on the legal system.

      This is a little like saying that civilian oversight doesn't always prevent the military from making mistakes, so there shouldn't be any oversight at all.

    30. Re:And this is good...why? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Traffic lights waste our time, and thus should be removed. And they do get removed. They get replaced with sensor-based ones that respond to queues better than fixed-timeslice ones. Not that it's relevant to this thread anyways.
    31. Re:And this is good...why? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      And this is good...why? (Score:5, Funny)
      by BuddyJesus (835123) on Thursday October 11, @06:54PM (#20947125)

      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified?


      Is it just me, or are the mods getting more and more pathological these days?

      I mean... how exactly does a straightforward post questioning the ethics of murder get moderated as +5 Funny?
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    32. Re:And this is good...why? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Traffic lights do need to be removed in most places. At least in California, traffic lights are severely overused. The fastest I ever got to work was one day when a couple of lights were blinking red in every direction. I've done the math and concluded that I waste roughly 50% of my driving time to and from work sitting at traffic lights, most of which is caused by the first three lights. That first light blinking red saved me about three minutes on a fifteen minute trip by itself because I didn't have to wait for the left turn there and thus didn't automatically miss the next light immediately afterwards. I'd probably shave off a third of my driving time if most of those lights were replaced with four-way stops.

      And don't get me started on the whole red left turn arrow thing. Those should be completely abolished. You could probably get (on average) at least two extra cars out per light cycle if they were allowed to make a left turn after stop while the straight light is green (yielding to oncoming traffic, of course).

      That said, no, wasting people's time isn't justification for murder. Life in prison, sure, but not murder. If we as a society wanted to assassinate everybody who wasted our time, we'd have to string up everybody involved in network TV, every lawyer, every telemarketer, every call center employee....

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    33. Re:And this is good...why? by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Evidently murder isn't funny. Except when you murder a clown or a mime (then it is pretty funny.) Or a spammer, evidently.

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    34. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it's morally justified. Because, generally speaking, doing evil things to evil people isn't evil. It's not immoral to assassinate Hitler, because he's evil.

      Now you might be saying: "Nobody died because of what this guy did!" Maybe. But we do know that he was a professional criminal with ties to organized crime. He may very well have killed people.

      I guess the problem I'm facing is that if I had the opportunity (and knew I could get away with it), I'd kill this guy too. And I wouldn't feel the least bit bad about it.

    35. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just how many seconds do you have to steal before you've killed someone? How many pennies do you have to steal before you've starved someone? Just how many *people like us* do you force someone to employ before you get somebody laid off?

      The idea that it doesn't add up is absurd, and I *will* trade concrete lives for concrete-but-spread-very-thinly gains, if that's where the math takes me.

      If the ends don't justify the means, what does?

    36. Re:And this is good...why? by jemenake · · Score: 1

      By your logic, if a person at a DMV "wastes" people's time for long enough, then killing him is okay.
      They're not wasting your time if they're providing a service and 50 people are in line to get serviced. They go as fast as they go. If I want to be serviced faster, I'll vote for someone who promises to increase staffing at the DMV. The plebes behind the desk aren't deliberately trying to convert my time into money in their pocket. I've never seen, at the DMV, the stereotypical bimbo filing her nails and chewing gum with her mouth open. Every time, I walk up, show them what I need, I cut a check, they punch the computer a bit, wait a few seconds for the printer to spit out my docs, and I'm done. It's all the *other* people on *my* side of the counter that ruin things. But they're all in line for the same stuff I am... so I don't consider them to be wasting my time any more than I'm wasting theirs.

      Traffic lights waste our time, and thus should be removed.
      Wrong again. Traffic lights actually increase throughput through busy intersections. If they weren't there, we'd all have to slow way down and cross each intersection with much more care... or we could *not* slow down and cope with a vastly higher accident rate. Both alternatives would increase the amount of time we'd lose.

      Your post, which doesn't actually justify killing well, has wasted 30 seconds of my time, and 30 seconds of anyone who reads it.
      With Slashdot, you're opting in.... and most people here understand that there's a certain amount of noise that you have to suffer through. Of course, you could counter that, by having an email address, you're opting in for spam... knowing that it "goes with the territory". The difference is that, if I ever get sick of Slashdot, I can just stop going with a minimum of effort yet keep going to other sites that I like. Slashdot isn't going to come after me, following me around all day, filling my head with useless junk.
    37. Re:And this is good...why? by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "He should have been punished through the legal system, not through a criminal organization."

      The Russian legal system?

      Don't make me laugh. I have chapped lips.

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    38. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you live by the scam, you die by the scam(mers). maybe not justifiable, but some poetic justice. he will not be missed.

    39. Re:And this is good...why? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified? Good question. Allow me to post your email in plaintext: forceoftheschmo@geeemail.com*. Get back to me in a week.

      *No, I'm not that big of a dick.
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    40. Re:And this is good...why? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      We're not saying the moral balance tips toward justification. All we're saying is that there is a positive externality from the tragedy in the form of less spam.

    41. Re:And this is good...why? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not justice. Justice is being given what you're due. He wasn't due death, he was due prison time and a huge fine.

      Huh? Where do you get this from? Where is it written that the appropriate punishment for spamming is prison time and a huge fine? Who are you to decide this?

      In some countries, stealing is punished by chopping your hand off. In those places, that is "justice", and is completely legal (in fact, it's the government administering that justice, so by definition it's legal). In other countries, stealing has very little punishment. In some countries, there's no rule of law at all, so there's no legal punishment for stealing.

      Appropriate punishment is whatever those in power decide it is.

      Personally, I think your proposed punishment is excessive and cruel. A bullet to the head is far more humane than any prison term. Being forced to spend years of your life in a prison and be ass-raped by other men is a punishment worse than death, and at least in America is unconstitutional ("cruel and unusual punishment" is forbidden by the Bill of Rights).

      So the way I see it, the Russian Mafia gave this guy a very light punishment.

      Of course, many sources say this article is fake anyway...

    42. Re:And this is good...why? by p0ss · · Score: 1

      From the news i've seen out of russia recently, The Mafia is the legal system. After the fall of the USSR much of the KGB moved over to the mafia and continued doing basically the same thing they had been. If you look at the present russian government, you will find that most of the cabinet are ex kgb.. i.e. mafia. It was silent coo, at least in the west, but certainly not bloodless. Anti-government protesters are killed everyday, it is a mafia state.

    43. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We're not saying the moral balance tips toward justification.

      Apparently that's not what the other posters thought.

    44. Re:And this is good...why? by rs79 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I mean... how exactly does a straightforward post questioning the ethics of murder get moderated as +5 Funny?"

      Cause it only goes up to 5.

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    45. Re:And this is good...why? by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      All right, class, open your books to the chapter on Schadenfreude...

      rj

    46. Re:And this is good...why? by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      That's...monstrous. If you really believe that, why don't you go move to Darfur or someplace else where "might makes right" is being put into practice?

    47. Re:And this is good...why? by Comfy1 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't make it justified; it just makes it funny. Big, big difference.

    48. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friendly fyi: the word is "coup" as in "coup d'etat". "Coo" is the sound pigeons make.

    49. Re:And this is good...why? by Genda · · Score: 1

      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified?

      Don't think justified so much as, surprisingly pleasant... I would never condone the brutal slaughter of another person (no matter how much they've earned the privilege), but I may be a wee bit light hearted about the whole affair. Sometimes the Texas defense is at least tempting.

    50. Re:And this is good...why? by Targon · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, the vast majority of SPAM is a blanket scam looking to rip off as many people as possible without much if any cost to the spammer. As a result, for all the offensive garbage that is sent out, the time spent by all those smart enough not to fall victim to the scam adds up to billions of dollars worth of time.

      As a result, ANYONE who sends out spam mail contributes to this blanket ripoff of the public. If the legal system will not deal with this, then billions of dollars in damages to the public in terms of lost productivity seems like enough to warrant the death penalty. Yes, this may seem extreme, but honestly, can you say that those who contribute to the theft of billions of dollars should walk away with just a few days/months/years in prison? How about the "fair treatment" if they end up in an American prison where criminals get better treatment than millions of people around the world who don't get cable, access to libraries and even the ability to earn a college degree?

      In person, if you insult or pick a fight with everyone around them, you should expect to get your ass kicked. The Internet lets too many people feel that they can get away with behavior that would not be accepted in person, and it's good to see any form of justice for Internet crimes.

    51. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know that nobody likes spammers, but why does that make this murder justified?



      It wasn't murder:

      1. He used botnets.
      2. Botnets consist of zombied machines, stealing computing resources.
      3. Some were in Texas.
      4. Some were used after sunset to send spam.
      5. In Texas, it is legal to use deadly force to stop stealing after sunset.

      Also, spammers aren't really people.

    52. Re:And this is good...why? by Targon · · Score: 1

      If the legal system isn't capable of dispensing justice, then a reliance on the justice system isn't warranted.

    53. Re:And this is good...why? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Because it happenned in Russia, and not the US, that makes it ok??"

      I'd be OK with it if it happened in the US. Not everyone the Mob whacked was a loss to humanity either. Human processed being imperfect, I'll settle for useful outcomes.

      As for the Scientologist spammer, that is more than OK even without the spam.

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    54. Re:And this is good...why? by BuddyJesus · · Score: 1

      Neither is a reliance on inherently flawed human beings.

    55. Re:And this is good...why? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      PArt of the problem is that the guys getting slaughtered don't have guns and the guys with guns are doing their level best to keep the place under wraps until they're done.

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    56. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spamming costs society a lot. Thousands of man*years wasted (many entire lives' worth) deleting the stuff. Billions of $ in spam-blocking infrastructure (boxes running spam assassin, DNSBLs, etc), power/cooling for the said hardware, salaries for a lot of admins for that hardware again, time wasted trying to come up with better solutions to stop it, etc. Not counting that the main 2 purposes of spamming is either defrauding people out of their money (herbal viagra, pump and dump scams or shit like that) or getting their PCs infected with spyware/viruses and such (requiring people to bring their computer to a PC shop to get it cleaned at their own expense and such).

      In the end, they run a perfectly good communication system, they waste everyone's time, infect our PCs and all. And this costs everyone money.

      They clearly know it's illegal, immoral, and what they're doing costs everybody a LOT of money so they can make some. It's anti-social behavior and they're willingly doing it.

      At what point do they deserve death? I can't quite answer that, but I see this as far worse an offense as robbing a bank. Just how much bad can you do to everyone? How much money can scam out of people before you deserve death?

      I hate to say it, but I don't feel the least bit sorry for him. When you fuck everyone over for a living, expect bad things to happen eventually.

    57. Re:And this is good...why? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Lots of people die everyday, some of them don't deserve to live.

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    58. Re:And this is good...why? by iceborer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you meant Ambrose Bierce wrote "HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another --the classification is for advantage of the lawyers." From The Devil's Dictionary (via Google Books).

    59. Re:And this is good...why? by kcelery · · Score: 1

      Living by SPAM, died like a SPAM

    60. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The legal system won't do anything about it. There are laws on the books in most of the US that say attempting to sell children drugs is a crime yet these people can attempt to sell drugs to children via email all day long with out ever even being investigated.

      If you live in the US and your kid gets drug spam, call your county prosecutor and ask them what they are going to do about it. Hopefully someone will see this as an easy case to get them the press they need for their next job promotion.

      The state attorney general of the state of Texas has told me they have no power to bring these cases but will fully support them if they are brought from an county or city prosecutor.

    61. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But his death doesn't prevent me from enjoying the drop of spam in my mail box, does it?

    62. Re:And this is good...why? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      ...we'd have to string up... every call center employee... :(

      I work IT at a call center, you insensitive clod! Please don't kill me!

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    63. Re:And this is good...why? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      *No, I'm not that big of a dick. The mail admin of geeemail.com would probably disagree.
    64. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should have been punished through the legal system, not through a criminal organization. Is there a difference?
    65. Re:And this is good...why? by CodyRazor · · Score: 0

      It seems Mark Twain wrote everything these days

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    66. Re:And this is good...why? by argiedot · · Score: 1

      Considering that it's a parked page, another scourge of the Internet, I don't think jollyreaper cares much.

    67. Re:And this is good...why? by tacocat · · Score: 1

      How many years do I have to be here to be considered not new?

      Is five too few? Perhaps I've been lurking for 5 years before that and never created an account?

      Troll...

    68. Re:And this is good...why? by shish · · Score: 1

      What gives you the right to decide what justice is, but not them?

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    69. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark Twain is becoming legendary character... like Lao Tse, Buddha, Jesus, saints, various heroes from various oral traditions... all it takes is another one brief historical period of archives' erasure and this kind of reassigning anecdotes will get codified once the recording is reestablished.

    70. Re:And this is good...why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > How many years do I have to be here to be considered not new?

      "I think you will be hard pressed to find anyone who will openly claim that this is a justified killing."

      That illusion shoulda gone away after your first weekend here, never mind five years :)

    71. Re:And this is good...why? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Sigh. It's not whether it's good or bad justice, peeps. It's the fact that if the legal system and its means of enforcement doesn't meet your needs then the broader populace will consider the contract broken, and will consider alternatives. This is not a nice thing, or what should be, it's a simple fact of human behaviour. One that's enshrined in your Declaration of Independence, I might add -- and you don't have to read past the Preamble to see it.

      As an outsider living in a land once populated by cast-offs ourselves, I would respect any of you who are re-reading those documents that underpin your entire system of government. Do you still teach that stuff over there? It's pretty good. Other people are reading it, maybe it's relevant now more than ever.

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  8. Lots of little crimes... by Kev_Stewart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...against many people. balanced with one huge crime against one person. sort of makes sense?

    1. Re:Lots of little crimes... by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

      Lots of little crimes...against many people. balanced with one huge crime against one person. sort of makes sense?

      Apparently, he had saved up enough bad karma to kill him.
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    2. Re:Lots of little crimes... by Kev_Stewart · · Score: 1

      I know how he feels

    3. Re:Lots of little crimes... by Rebelgecko · · Score: 3, Funny

      He reportedly made about $2,000,000 from spamming. Let's assume he was responsible for 100,000,000 emails (which would give him an average profit of 5 cents per e-mail, so this number is probably too low). If it takes 10 seconds to open an e-mail, see that it's spam, and then delete it then that's 1,000,000,000 seconds, which is equal to about 32 years. The average life expectancy of a male (who is probably MUCH more likely than a female to be taking viagra or similar pills) in Russia is 60 years. If all the time spent reading spam was concentrated into one 28 year old, it would take him his entire life to read them. Therefore, the spammer in question could have wasted the entire life of a 28 year old, and most people would probably rather be dead than forced to spend the rest of their days ONLY reading penis enlargement advertisements.* Therefore, the spammer in question killed a hypothetical 28 year old and is worthy of capital punishment. Q.E.D.

      *If, however, the hypothetical Russian 28 year old purchased the various enhancers, the cumulative effect would would give him a 9,469.7 mile long penis. (assuming an average of 6 inches per enlargement)

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  9. Not the first time by billstewart · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article mentions a 2005 murder in Russia, but there were also a couple of spammers in New Jersey who got murdered a few years ago, and the general rumor was that they'd annoyed some New York City Russian mafiosi in a stock scam.

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    1. Re:Not the first time by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think its possible that the mafia is expanding into spam business - or that they were demanding a cut of the action and where rebuked.

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    2. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The last russian spammer who was killed specialised in Russian language spam advertising his own "American Language Center". The idea was that they taught you American (ie - English) and then you used that to get your own job (yup, no placement or visa included).

      Apparently this guy sent out tons of spam inside Russia and managed to annoy too many people with the sheer volume, making a small fortune in the process.

      Then he was found beaten to death. According to the Wired article I remember reading some time ago (link posted below) the people who killed him really took their time to make sure he suffered. No bullets are mentioned, although a lot of blood and a very sound kicking is. Then the police just swept the whole thing under the carpet.

      I really would recommend that anyone who gets pissed off when they receive spam read the link the below. It cured me as I actually felt sorry for him by then end:

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.08/spamking.html

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    3. Re:Not the first time by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think its possible that the mafia is expanding into spam business - or that they were demanding a cut of the action and where rebuked.


      That would be my take as well. This just rings of organized crime "moving in". You saw the same thing in the olden days when the rum runners were "consolidated" by guys like Al Calpone.

      The message here is clear to all Russian online scammers; give us a cut or they'll be picking pieces of you off the floor.
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    4. Re:Not the first time by vlad30 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really would recommend that anyone who gets pissed off when they receive spam read the link the below. It cured me as I actually felt sorry for him by then end:

      Scientology, Spam, ripped of employees
      No I don't feel sorry for him

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    5. Re:Not the first time by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's awesome. I wish we did that more around here.

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    6. Re:Not the first time by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I actually felt sorry for him by then end:

      You don't get much spam do you? I administer a business network. We can't use draconian spam filtering to just drop it all at the MTA because one false positive and I'm out of the job. SPAM is a huge pain in my ass on a daily basis. I don't advocate vigilante justice but it seems in this case it's only fair. Spammers get fat and rich by being lazy and incompetent. They get others to make their botnets, they use software that's written for them. They only have to type ONE email at practically zero cost to receive a million hits.

      Now, let's see more spammers taken down this way. It might be an incentive for them to stop.

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    7. Re:Not the first time by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      The article mentions a 2005 murder in Russia, but there were also a couple of spammers in New Jersey who got murdered a few years ago, and the general rumor was that they'd annoyed some New York City Russian mafiosi in a stock scam. I remember with the last hit it wasn't a matter of the Russian mob wanting to earn a good citizenship merit badge, it was still about business. It was only a coincidence that their actions brightened the day for the rest of us.
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    8. Re:Not the first time by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      I really would recommend that anyone who gets pissed off when they receive spam read the link the below. It cured me as I actually felt sorry for him by then end: How long did the sympathy take to wear off?
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    9. Re:Not the first time by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm an a**hole but I can't help but feel that these spammers deserve such treatment. They are parasites on society, preying on the mundanes, annoying the rest while clogging the pipes to the detriment of legit users of the WWW. They are scum and they deserve to go down.

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    10. Re:Not the first time by despisethesun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The rational part of my brain says "yeah spamming is bad, but the punishment should fit the crime." On a greater level, this sort of behaviour should be discouraged as the dangers of vigilantism outweigh any benefits. Slippery slope and all that. That said, it's really tough to be sympathetic to the victims in these cases. If you piss off enough people, odds are good that one of them will come after you. My feelings are less "that poor man!" and more "probably not the best way to solve the problem".

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    11. Re:Not the first time by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      It cured you of being angry about getting spammed? I can still get angry about it and not want to beat someone to death you know?

      BTW, what's your email address.. I have some very enticing offers for you, to for make strong man of your middle parts!

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    12. Re:Not the first time by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I am reading page 2 of the article, and I feel less and less sorry for him. He sent ever more e-mails, after a minister tried to unsubscribe? Wow, talk about accumulating bad Karma. And in the wrong country, at that.

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    13. Re:Not the first time by kylemonger · · Score: 1
      Maybe I'm an a**hole but I can't help but feel that these spammers deserve such treatment. They are parasites on society, preying on the mundanes, annoying the rest while clogging the pipes to the detriment of legit users of the WWW. They are scum and they deserve to go down.

      So it's the death penalty for sending out unwanted e-mail now? I thought Larry Niven's idea of society accepting capital punishment for minor crimes was laughable, but maybe he wasn't so far off the mark.

    14. Re:Not the first time by Eric+Smith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The rational part of my brain says "yeah spamming is bad, but the punishment should fit the crime."
      Sure! How would we do that?

      Suppose a spammer sends 300 million spams in a campaign, and 10% reach people's inboxes. The average recipient takes 3 seconds to look at the subject line and delete the spam. The spammer runs 100 such campaigns a year. In total, in the course of one year that one spammer has wasted 285 person-years of other people's lives. If someone kills him, he's gotten off lucky compared to a punishment that would truly fit the crime.

      A truly just punishment would be to torture him continuously, while using every known medical means to keep him alive indefinitely (as far beyond a normal human life span as possible). And even that wouldn't really do it, because it would probably just drive him (more) insane and catatonic in a few weeks or months.

      Perhaps the appropriate form of torture would be the spam equivalent of the Ludovico Technique, but carried out for as long as the spammer can be kept alive.

    15. Re:Not the first time by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That is most likely the truth, whilst indirectly associated with spam, the most likely reason would be bot control wars, crackers hacking each others bot networks. So apparently the easiest way to take down/over a bot network is to take out the bot network's controller.

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    16. Re:Not the first time by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

      and who says geeks are mostly liberal.

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    17. Re:Not the first time by Pooua · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "So it's the death penalty for sending out unwanted e-mail now? I thought Larry Niven's idea of society accepting capital punishment for minor crimes was laughable, but maybe he wasn't so far off the mark."

      If someone were to bump into me as I walked along the sidewalk, it would be annoying, but ignorable. If he did it every day, I would become irritated, maybe even complain about him to authorities for assault and battery. But, if he did it several times a day, and the governments of the world failed to stop him from doing it, there would come a time when I would probably try to kill him.

      Believe me, the thought of buying an international plane ticket and a weapon has crossed my mind many times.

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    18. Re:Not the first time by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      and who says geeks are mostly liberal.

      We are.

      Some of us just take Spam Assassin a little too literally.

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    19. Re:Not the first time by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > My feelings are less "that poor man!" and more "probably not the best way to solve the problem".

      Yep, best way imho would be 15 seconds of social services per email sent for spammers (= life) and fine those who buy things from spammers.

      Death to all spammers is a close second, though :)

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    20. Re:Not the first time by quantaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then he was found beaten to death. According to the Wired article I remember reading some time ago (link posted below) the people who killed him really took their time to make sure he suffered. No bullets are mentioned, although a lot of blood and a very sound kicking is. Then the police just swept the whole thing under the carpet.

      I really would recommend that anyone who gets pissed off when they receive spam read the link the below. It cured me as I actually felt sorry for him by then end:

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.08/spamking.html Actually I lost sympathy for him as I read the article. I mean he showed absolutely no remorse about the damage he caused and actually seemed to enjoy the fact that his spam was causing so many problems. Also despite the fact he was making loads of money from his operation he withheld pay from his employees.

      Who knows how biased the wired article is but from their profile he seemed to be an astonishingly self-centred person who didn't care about anyone else at all. I don't believe in the death penalty and thus don't endorse murder by a long shot, but there's many a murderer I've felt more sympathy for than this individual.
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    21. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for the people who had to resort to murder to make him stop. I'd kill a few spammers myself if I weren't so squeamish about killing.

      Spammers need killing, like rabid dogs. Not because they sent me an unwanted email, but because they're remorseless sociopaths bent on destroying what might be the greatest thing humanity has ever accomplished for the sake of a little temporary personal profit.

    22. Re:Not the first time by Lost+Race · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My impression is that spammers occasionally get killed for the same reason they occasionally go to jail: not because they spam but because they're low-life criminals involved in lots of shady underworld activities.

    23. Re:Not the first time by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      in the course of one year that one spammer has wasted 285 person-years of other people's lives

      Okay...

      A truly just punishment would be to torture him continuously

      So wasting a bit of time deleting unwanted email is somehow equivalent to... torture? How do you figure that? How is that "just"? If you really think deleting spam from your inbox is somehow equivalent to being tortured continuously for "as far beyond a normal human life span as possible" then you must live a highly charmed life, indeed. Either that or your email client really, really sucks.

    24. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But being a nuisance on a massive scale is still just being a nuisance. He hasn't seriously hurt anyone. It's not something that ought to be allowed to happen, but you can't seriously argue that he ought to be tortured for it.

      A just punishment would be to seize his assets and garnish whatever honest salary he is capable of earning and attempt to use them to undo the economic damage he did. You could use the money to fund small business loans or something. Doing anything with the money is better than allowing someone who sells fraudulent products by wasting lots of people's time to have it.

    25. Re:Not the first time by guacamole · · Score: 5, Informative

      That murder had nothing to do with the victims spam activities:

      http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=7845&IBLOCK_ID=35

    26. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email. The greatest thing humanity has ever accomplished.

      Good one.

    27. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep you are an asshole... you dumbass ... since you wasted my time reading your crappy message, I am going to send you a bill, pay it or else you are a hypocrite

    28. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before long it's probably going to be, 1) permanent lawyer-free detention (in the medieval sense, that is: throw you in a cell and let you die), or 2) summary execution, for ANY crime, however small. Certainly would clear up the court backlog. We could even podcast it and keep the rest of the population completely sedated....

    29. Re:Not the first time by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Things like this are the natural result of civil authority failing to reflect the public's values. Most people want spammers stopped and very few ever even hear from law enforcement. Vigilantism always comes along to fill the gap.

      I'm not at all sympathetic towards the dead dirty spammer. I sincerely hope they desicrated his corpse and put it on display as a warning to others. My only fear is that sooner or later an innocent will be killed in a case of mistaken identity. Due process and a fair trial are important.

      As for the punishment fitting the crime, it's a tough judgement. Spammers willfully waste the time of millions of people daily and drive up costs for everyone. They are slowly rendering email useless. They have forced truly massive expendatures worldwide to upgrade mail servers just so they can keep up with their crap. I have to wonder how many children have received penis pill and sex toy spams?

      beyond that, they pay other criminals to exploit millions of PCs to continue their harassment of the entire online world.

      I don't know how many misdemeanors it should take to equal a capital offense but these guys are racking up a million a day.

    30. Re:Not the first time by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure! How would we do that? Simple. Convicted spammers are compelled to work for 12 hours a day in a Mechanical Turk configuration, as sentient spam filters. Their results are cross-referenced, and for every false positive or false negative they get a taser zap to the 'nads just to keep them honest. They have to spam check 1 email for every spam email they send.

      At a rate of 1 email per second they could get through around 40k emails per day. You'd definitely think twice about spamming if your example 330 million emails equated to 20 years hard slog.
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    31. Re:Not the first time by jaxtherat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, have you ever TRIED to use outlook??

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    32. Re:Not the first time by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      To do that, they'd have to read people's e-mail, and in doing so get all sorts of useful ID-stealing info.

    33. Re:Not the first time by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      If someone were to bump into everyone as we walked along the sidewalk...

      There, fixed that for you.

    34. Re:Not the first time by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and then you set fire to them when they're done.

    35. Re:Not the first time by fractoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would imagine the sheer volume of "best pr1ce c1ali5" would overwhelm them and probably burn any such details out of their minds in short order - remember they have to read each email very rapidly, can't pause the stream, and would have no facility to record such things. It's a good point though - some filtering may be possible, or you could just assume that the spammer would be humanely disposed of at the end of their sentence.

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    36. Re:Not the first time by Jake+Dodgie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about those people who are paying him to do it, should they not take some responsibility for the service they are paying for?

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    37. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You seem to take the point of view that human life has an intrinsic positive value, no matter what.

      In civil society, human life does have a value, but it isn't necessarily a positive value.

      Spammers, those who create botnets, those who snatch purses, those who beat up gays just because they are gay, people who break the law because they want to torture people, these are examples of people are at a negative value.

      How negative is an open question, how negative someone's value has to be before torturing or killing them is an open question. I completely reject the attitude that the death penalty is heinous and wrong. What, then, about torture? Good question. I have the (now) misfortune to live in America during the imperial presidency and gutless wonders in Congress, and they think torture always OK. Would I want to have the veep and pres and those supporting their position (e.g. Gonzalez) get a taste of their own medicine? Well, one advantage is that we could ask them afterwards and get an answer with experience behind it from both ends.

    38. Re:Not the first time by emilng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually a just punishment for a spammer would be to have them manually delete a number of emails equal to the number of spams they have sent out. They would have to sort through a certain number of inboxes in a day. If they accidentally delete a relevant message from an inbox they would have to start over with that inbox. It would mean life imprisonment spent deleting spam messages, but the punishment would at least fit the crime.

    39. Re:Not the first time by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would imagine the sheer volume of "best pr1ce c1ali5" would overwhelm them and probably burn any such details out of their minds in short order - remember they have to read each email very rapidly, can't pause the stream, and would have no facility to record such things. It's a good point though - some filtering may be possible, or you could just assume that the spammer would be humanely disposed of at the end of their sentence.

      Well, of course.

      They'd be so brain-dead by the end of their sentence that they could safely be disposed of in, say, the government.

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    40. Re:Not the first time by beaviz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Believe me, the thought of buying an international plane ticket and a weapon has crossed my mind many times. We, here at the NSA, thank you for your comment.
    41. Re:Not the first time by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Convicted spammers are compelled to work for 12 hours a day in a Mechanical Turk configuration, as sentient spam filters.

      Because a convicted spammer is just the kind of person I want to be reading my personal and business emails. Next, you suggest pedophiles perform community service as school janitors?

    42. Re:Not the first time by pakar · · Score: 1

      I think it would be enough that they forced him write snail-mail to everyone he ever spammed..Handwritten ofcourse.. 14 hours a day..

    43. Re:Not the first time by abb3w · · Score: 5, Funny

      This just rings of organized crime "moving in". You saw the same thing in the olden days when the rum runners were "consolidated" by guys like Al Calpone.

      Probably just in eastern Europe. The American Mafia may be involved in prostitution, illegal waste disposal, drug running, bookmaking, extortion, and (of course) money laundering, but they are still a Family business with some standards.

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    44. Re:Not the first time by Eric+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So wasting a bit of time deleting unwanted email is somehow equivalent to... torture? How do you figure that? Suppose the spammer made YOU PERSONALLY spend 385 person-years deleting his messages (i.e., around four times your natural lifetime, doing NOTHING ELSE). Would you still feel that the spammer didn't deserve torture?

      So why do you think it is less bad for the spammer to waste 385 person-years distributed amongst many people?

    45. Re:Not the first time by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1, Troll

      but you can't seriously argue that he ought to be tortured for it. I most certainly can. The spammer has tortured all of us a little; it is entirely fair that we impose EXACTLY the same total amount of torture on him, to the best of our ability to determine it. It's his (or her) own damn fault that he racked up an insanely huge penalty.
    46. Re:Not the first time by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Sorry mate, your idea is stupid, unproductive and without actual benefit to society.

      There are plenty of other things around the world which will make a fine place for a criminal to work off his due to society. My personal favourites are clearing the mines and toxic dumps in Sierra Leone, Angola, Liberia and other countries in Africa. In fact, all criminals with more than 6 month terms should be sent there. This will give the rest of the world a very nice and quick crime rate drop.

      In fact, I am in great favour of the William Tan idea from his "Term in Advance" novel. Criminals should be allowed to serve their term in advance. Want to kill someone, fine. Serve 12 years making the most inhospitable places on earth part of the human civilisation (it is off-world planets in the original story). If you still want to do that 12 years later (which you most likely will not) the society should allow you to do that.

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    47. Re:Not the first time by FoolishBluntman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I strongly disagree. This is more than a nuisance. This is destroying the potential of the Internet. It's wasting peoples lives. If guy were doing the same door to door he would have been dead long ago. Next time, I hope they leave a DVD of the torture and televise it. Or as a previous post said -A truly just punishment would be to torture him continuously. I'll go with that. How many hundreds of hours have I spent fixing a family members' computer? Removing the Spam, the Spyware and so on. People doing this are criminals, they don't deserve to live.

    48. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      You don't get much spam do you? Absolutely none sent to me directly. I have a fairly strange name that nobody would ever guess and my email is my full name. I also don't publish my email addresses very widely.

      I administer a business network. We can't use draconian spam filtering to just drop it all at the MTA because one false positive and I'm out of the job. SPAM is a huge pain in my ass on a daily basis. I also administer a business network. I also get the job of managing the spam filter.

      I recommend "No Spam Today" if you use windows. It is basically a wrapper for Spam Assassin. It allows you to delete everything that gets a very high score, but forward borderline spam after having been marked in the subject as possible spam. Then you can set outlook to put all this borderline spam into a separate mail folder. This borderline spam also generates an address unknown bounceback to the sender. That way we are not likely to lose any legitimate emails.

      This setup seems to work fairly well for me and even got me commendation from the MD when it decreased the amount of spam in his inbox.
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    49. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One false positive and you are beaten to death and get a complementary bullet in the head!
      That should keep you on your toes.

    50. Re:Not the first time by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I was just playing off the 'punishment fits the crime' philosophy, although far from 'stupid, unproductive and without actual benifit to society', a properly implemented mechanical-turk-esque system would actually make quite an effective spam filter.

      Your suggestion of serving time in advance and then being allowed to commit the crime unhindered is ridiculous. You're basically saying that it's OK for an innocent person to be killed simply because some unhinged individual has chosen to spend time doing public service.

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    51. Re:Not the first time by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From what I've read about this in non-English news sources, his spam operation was part of russian mafia operations, and he was likely killed for unauthorized "side business".

      As for his "luxury palace", I'm not sure a one bedroom (two-room) apartment in a run-down district of Moscow qualifies. Granted, rent is probably as high in Moscow as in other capitals, but...

    52. Re:Not the first time by TechnicalFool · · Score: 1

      "yeah spamming is bad, but the punishment should fit the crime."

      Russian Spammer found buried under 300 tons of processed pork?

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    53. Re:Not the first time by Petersson · · Score: 1

      Apparently this guy sent out tons of spam inside Russia and managed to annoy too many people

      Or, it's just strictly bandwidth business. In few weeks, another Russian spam kingpin will rise, and we will see our beloved spam again.

      (Yes, I finished reading 'Godfather' recently).

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    54. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      you're reading slashdot and complain that spammers cause people wasting their time? tee hee hee

    55. Re:Not the first time by slimey_limey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      borderline spam also generates an address unknown bounceback to the sender.

      Oh, no, that's not good at all. That's positively evil. My school email address is short, so I get a crapload of spam bounces. At least they're mostly trivial to filter on.
    56. Re:Not the first time by pitje · · Score: 1

      damn! you sir, are *seriously* fucked up

    57. Re:Not the first time by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      to commit the crime unhindered

      Err... No. Read the original novel. It is so controversial that it is has not been reprinted for the last 15+ years so you need to dig through the library. I will provide some of the key points in order not to spoil it here and suggest you think again:

      • First of all - it is not unhindered. It is unpunished. So there is nothing ridiculous. If we consider 12 years worth of building civilisation in a lethal environment to be a fitting punishment for a crime there should be no difference if the punishment is administered before or after.
      • Second, the person serving the term in advance can quit at any time, but his term will not count at all. If you quit 1 day before the 12 years which you are supposed to serve you get zilch. You do not get the right to commit a crime which fits a lesser punishment.
      • Coming back to the unhindered one - once you have served your "term in advance" you have 6 months to commit the crime and what crime you have served in advance is a matter of the public record. If your victim blows your head off in selfdefence - your problem. If you get blown into bits when robbing a bank because every bank in the world has your face loaded in their security system as "served a bank robbery in advance" - your problem. If your mark manages to hide successfully for the 6 months in question - your problem again.


      I suggest you think again. The idea is weird, but it definitely has a lot of merit (same as replacing the Victorian Australia with whatever we now have closest to it).
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    58. Re:Not the first time by kieran · · Score: 1

      So for every actual negative, I've had a criminal reading my private email?

    59. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should follow an anger management course. Unfortunately he's already been moded +5, people actually seem to believe this is an ok behaviour (at least over the internet).

    60. Re:Not the first time by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Suppose the spammer

      Suppose I raped you with a banana. Would I deserve to be tortured for that? Quite probably, depending on your moral code. But I haven't done so, so what the fuck has that got to do with anything?

      made YOU PERSONALLY spend 385 person-years deleting his messages. [...] Would you still feel that the spammer didn't deserve torture?

      Possibly not, but you've completely changed the scenario. If he was MAKING me do that for my whole life, then he'd have to be physically and violently enforcing it, because it's not something I would choose to do without some very strong persuasion. But then, he'd be doing a lot worse than merely using a botnet to send a whole bunch of emails, making it a completely different situation. Thus, my flippant rebuttal above.

      So why do you think it is less bad for the spammer to waste 385 person-years distributed amongst many people?

      Partly because for each of those people it's a much smaller burden than that, and partly because nobody is MAKING anybody do anything. If the burden of deleting a couple of spam a day is too much for you, then find some software to help manage it, or stop using email. I don't like wasting my time watching ads on TV either; just think of the person-decades (centuries?) that have been wasted by advertising! Should everyone that pays for ads to be put on TV and radio be subject to torture for the rest of their lives, too?

      Overwhelmingly though, the reason is because I'm not a psychopath. While I might be persuaded that society would be overwhelmingly better off if a particular individual was put to death, torturing someone for as long as possible -- even working very hard to keep them alive so they can be tortured for longer -- is completely fucking sadistic. What kind of human actually wants to inflict such things on another, especially for something so trivial as wasting a bit of their time? Or even a lot of it?

      Plenty of people waste my time. Marketers calling up to try to sell their product. Users who ask me to show them how to do something for the 100th time because they're too fucking thick (or lazy) to remember how. Hell, you're wasting my time right now! By the far the biggest waster of my time though is me. It's just not that big a deal. Certainly I'd prefer not to receive spam, and not to have to spend time devising methods to make my computers not receive spam on my behalf, but it's not enough to turn me into a psychopath.

      In closing, I would just like to say -- and this is coming from a guy who's posting in an utterly pointless thread on /. on a Friday afternoon while the rest of his co-workers have either left or are at the sundowner doing whatever it is normal social people like doing, and who's great plan for the weekend is to play IL-2 -- if you really think that the inconvenience of "having" to delete a bunch of unwanted email every day is somehow comparable to the horror and inhumanity of subjecting someone to torture for their entire life (and some of their unnatural life), then you REALLY need to get a fucking life. Either that, or you need some kind of counselling.

      Sure spam sucks, but it's a pretty insignificant price to pay for the convenience and luxury of having something like email in the first place. I definitely advocating measures to catch the spammers; seizing their assets and ensuring they can't spam again (monitoring, imprisonment maybe) is a smashing idea. But torturing them is pretty sick.

    61. Re:Not the first time by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would have them write out, by hand, the textual content of every spam they sent, once per recipient. Image and PDF spam would have to be nicely drawn using the correct colours. When complete, they can walk free.

      Vigelante (spelling?) is just wrong. But i'm not shedding a tear here either. Even spammers have loved ones.

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    62. Re:Not the first time by hoover · · Score: 1

      LOL! I wish I had modpoints right now. Nothing like a good giggle in the morning, my hat is off to you, sir! ;-)

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    63. Re:Not the first time by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Slippery slope and all that.
      In Russia, they're already at the bottom of the slope, with the police, courts and goverment completely crooked. Whilst there, they may as well give the spammers a fucking.
    64. Re:Not the first time by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      How is it "destroying the potential of the internet"? I think the "legitimate" advertising companies are doing far more to destroy the potential of the internet than a bunch of spammers, but even their efforts fail in comparison to the media companies desperately trying to hold onto their outdated business model that depends on the scarcity of a non-scarce resource to survive, or the telcos that are seeing the massive profits they forecast being whittled away by competition as internet bandwidth becomes a commodity item and are fighting to keep everyone else locked out of the game.

      Anyway, a lot of what spammers are doing is just bringing the flaws in our practices to the public eye. Modern spammers use vast armies of botnets which seem remarkably easy to construct, despite years of concerted efforts to educate users and make programs and platforms more resistant to attacks. Imagine how vulnerable the average Joe Desktop would be if it wasn't for all the attention these antics have focussed on security?

      Even if we get rid of all the spammers, there's still going to be people seeking to exploit computers in order to "get at" people; especially into the future where having control of someone's PC is going to give you access to a hell of a lot of personal information about them and their lives. If you think of it that way, sending a bunch of emails about viagra is a remarkably innocuous way of utilising a computer you've "pwned".

      I think spam is a problem that needs to be overcome with smarts, not with psychopathic over-reaction to a few individuals who utilise flaws in our systems to profit. It shouldn't be possible to build these massive botnets, and if it wasn't for the botnets the spam problem would be essentially solved now with simple blacklists and community pressure.

    65. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man didn't suggest that deleting a spam is equivalent to the punishment meted out. He suggested that the wasting of 285 person years was worthy of the punishment.

      Not sure I agree with him, but at least you might try to avoid misrepresenting his argument.

    66. Re:Not the first time by Sique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if I drive a large truck (40 tons), I torture everyone nearby a little with the noise the engine makes. During my livetime I'll drive about 1,5 mio miles, and at each mile I disturb maybe 1200 people shortly (three seconds) with my noise. According to your argumentation I should then be forced to endure 1,5 mio hrs of traffic noise as a punishment? And because after retirement I won't live another 1,5 mio hrs (a year only has 8760 or 8784 hrs), we just increase the intensity of the noise? About one year with 200 trucks around me?

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    67. Re:Not the first time by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Good point, but considering it at the "overall effect on society's progress" level makes it even more absurd to suggest such a punishment is somehow "fitting" or "just". Spammers are just fulfilling a demand; they and the people who hire them are profiting from it, and our society demands people do things that make a profit. The real problem is that they do profit it from it, but it just goes to show that not everyone hates spam!

    68. Re:Not the first time by moonbender · · Score: 1

      So why would anybody be so dumb to announce the crime - just kill whoever you want to kill without "serving in advance", and if - if - you get caught, you just "serve after the fact". Or does everybody who doesn't serve in advance get killed once caught or some other ridiculous thing? ("Serve in advance and save 50% on all punishments!") Sorry, but the idea isn't very good.

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    69. Re:Not the first time by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      "I don't advocate vigilante justice but it seems in this case it's only fair."

      You dont, but you do?

    70. Re:Not the first time by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Forgot - if you serve in advance you serve half of the term. Instead of 12 years - 6 for murder. So you get a 50% discount for telling the society what you intend to do.

      As I said - read the novel and remember the maxima "The revenge is a meal that is best served cold".

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    71. Re:Not the first time by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      It depends on how frequently you have set your email client to check your mailbox.

    72. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up. That shit is getting really tired.

    73. Re:Not the first time by WK2 · · Score: 1

      Believe me, the thought of buying an international plane ticket and a weapon has crossed my mind many times.

      Silly Pooua. You can't take weapons on a plane.

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    74. Re:Not the first time by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

      Some of us just take Spam Assassin a little too literally.
      What do you expect from a group that idolizes Stallman and Torvalds?
    75. Re:Not the first time by syn3rg · · Score: 1
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    76. Re:Not the first time by kalka · · Score: 0

      1. The so called "Russian" mafia is 99% jewish.
      2. "Tolstokozhev" is clearly a Russian-sounding moniker chosen by a jew, they love a little twist in their faux names although those names should conceal who they really are.
      3. The other murdered spammer mentioned - Kushnir - was obviously also a jew.
      4. The pharmaceutics industry is largely in jewish hands too.

      Do you see where I'm going?

      More power to whom offed the scumbag.

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    77. Re:Not the first time by Kintar1900 · · Score: 1

      Simple. Convicted spammers are compelled to work for 12 hours a day in a Mechanical Turk configuration, as sentient spam filters.

      Now THAT is a great idea! I just wish my last mod point hadn't expired in the night. :)

    78. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, that's not good at all. That's positively evil. My school email address is short, so I get a crapload of spam bounces. At least they're mostly trivial to filter on. But at least it means that the person sending the email gets warned their mail was not delivered and it doesn't look like we simply ignored what could be a potential client. Usually when they get that bounceback they give us a call to confirm the email address. At which point the person they called can just grab the email out of their local spam folder and forward it to me as a false positve. I then whitelist that email address permanently.

      The alternative would be that members of our company who have their emails listed on our company website (sales team for starters) each recieve a completely ridiculous volume of email.
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      I dont read /. to RTFA, I read /. to offend people in ignorance.
    79. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Until I came in to work this morning and noticed the exponentially increasing volume of spam we are recieving. Then I thought about the two previous personal email accounts I have had to abandon due to unmanageable volume of spam.

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    80. Re:Not the first time by somersault · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's funny, it's the first time I've said it. Say, your not one of them fanatic 'political' types are you?

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    81. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      BTW, what's your email address.. I have some very enticing offers for you, to for make strong man of your middle parts! I said it made me feel sympathetic to someone sending that crap, not stupid enough to actually encourage them to send giving them any money.
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    82. Re:Not the first time by dwpro · · Score: 1

      are you saying your would accept repeated abuse with no violent recourse indefinitely?
      Give me your lunch money!

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    83. Re:Not the first time by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Partly because for each of those people it's a much smaller burden than that
      The purpose of crime punishment is to protect the society from undesired behavior and deter others from committing the same. Do you believe that the society suffered from acts for the spammer? Did the society experience significant loss? Would the society suffer if others did the same?

      If I was working on a bank software and I "taxed" 0.01 cent of each of billions of transactions, do you believe that I would be let go unpunished?

      (Almost) nobody here wants death penalty for spammers because of spam in his specific mailbox. However the combined loss of all of us is significant. And the punishment should reflect that.

    84. Re:Not the first time by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Damn straight there. I also administor a business network. We can't turn a way any email because any of it might be business related. Spam is a fucking nightmare. Almost 80% of the mail comming in the door is shit. A spamking gets a .38 labodomy. No tears from me.

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    85. Re:Not the first time by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Oh, and then you set fire to them when they're done.

      To the email or the spammer?

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    86. Re:Not the first time by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...They are slowly rendering email useless...

      I don't know how many misdemeanors it should take to equal a capital offense but these guys are racking up a million a day.

      Great points. I offer two corrections.

      1. Email is not being slowly rendered useless. It happened quickly and quite some time ago.

      2. The computer crimes spammers commit are all felonies not misdemeanors.

    87. Re:Not the first time by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think that a guy like that would get lynched
      eventually. He'd mess around with the wrong people. Mebbe he would
      do his schtick in a working class neighborhood where they tend to
      brawl to for fun. If such a fellow bumped into mobster he would be
      instantly dead of course.

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    88. Re:Not the first time by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      It's the difference between murdering a single person and pinching 385 people hard. One gets you life imprisonment if not capital punishment, the other just makes you a jerk.

    89. Re:Not the first time by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      We are mostly liberal.

      Its just that this instance of "Mostly" does not include situations involving spam or M$.

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    90. Re:Not the first time by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

      Put him in the fire mines... to mine fire.

    91. Re:Not the first time by AndyG314 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with you I think this sort of senerio is far more likely than the one posed in the summery. However also worth considering is the idea that the spammer had a pre-existing arrangement which the spammer was shortchanging them on. Digital crime is a large (money wise) area of crime, it's doubtfull that the russian mob is just getting into it.

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    92. Re:Not the first time by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      If I was working on a bank software and I "taxed" 0.01 cent of each of billions of transactions, do you believe that I would be let go unpunished?

      No, but I don't believe that you should be tortured for the rest of your life, either, no matter how much money you managed to steal. Get it? What the hell is wrong with you? I never said spammers should go unpunished, just that subjecting them to torture for the rest of their (artificially extended) lives is a pretty fucked up punishment, and in no way "fair" or "just".

      I get what you mean by punishing a spammer for the combined loss suffered by everyone, but what I don't agree with is that a tiny bit of inconvenience can end up deserving of a punishment like this, even when multiplied by an infinite number of people.

      Most countries don't have capital punishment these days, but even those that do for the most part a) reserve it for truly heinous crimes, like premeditated murder and b) require that the death penalty be carried out as humanely as possible. Those that don't have these sorts of provisions are seen as savage by most of the world. Even places WITH these safeguards are seen as savage by much of the world. How anybody can advocate a sadistic punishment like torture for any crime, much less something as mundane as getting a botnet to send a few million emails, is completely beyond me.

      The term "spammer" seems to be used here a lot like "Nazi" (yes, I'm sick of this thread) -- to completely dehumanize those involved and make them into nothing more than monsters whose sole purpose is to generate spam. Sorry folks; spammers are people too, with friends and families. Most spammers are reasonably intelligent people, capable of doing a lot of things besides spamming. Do you really think the best solution we can come up with is to put their families through the kind of hell they'd suffer by having someone they care about taken off to the torture chamber for the rest of their lives?

      If your answer is yes -- well, I'm glad the majority of society disagrees with you. Most so-called "civilised" societies these days spend a lot of time and money trying to rehabilitate people who do truly awful things, like, say, kidnapping, torturing and raping children. This is generally seen as a better approach than a "justice" system based on violent retribution, although it certainly has its flaws.

      (Almost) nobody here wants death penalty for spammers because of spam in his specific mailbox.

      I really think you're mistaken here. This is slashdot: people here boo when the MPAA or RIAA sues people for illegally distributing their copywritten content on P2P networks, and cheer when they fail to enforce their rights to that content. Why? Because P2P benefits the people here, so they're opposed to anything that might stop it. Spam annoys them personally, so they're out for blood. If they didn't receive spam, I bet they wouldn't give one hoot about spammers. You just can't make a reasonable argument that spamming is somehow so awful it's deserving of death (or worse). Anyone saying that is clearly out for revenge, not justice, and not to protect society from the harm caused by spam.

    93. Re:Not the first time by Mark_MacRae · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this would be my thought as well. Still it's nice to hear news of a notorious spammer getting what he deserves.

    94. Re:Not the first time by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

      that's exactly what liberalism is all about: flexibility in interpretation.

    95. Re:Not the first time by abb3w · · Score: 1

      Yep, G Bush Sr, G Bush Jr, keeping it in the Family alright

      Careful. As I said, the Mafia has some standards; you don't want to piss them off by associating them with such scum-sucking lowlifes, even as a joke.

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    96. Re:Not the first time by emacs_abuser · · Score: 1

      No, by driving the truck you perform a service.

      Simple difference isn't it?

    97. Re:Not the first time by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

      It's the difference between murdering a single person and pinching tens of millions of people hard, repeatedly. If someone could actually do the latter, then I'd think they deserved pretty harsh punishment. What do you think our legal system as it currently exists would do to someone convicted of ten million counts of assault?

    98. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because harm distributed amongst lots of people is by no means equivalent to harm inflicted on one person. If an airline screws up and a single, full 747 is delayed for 30 minutes, that's over a week of time wasted. If the airline forced one person to sit in the departure lounge for a week, they'd be punished. Forcing 400 people to sit in the departure lounge for 30 minutes is NOT THE SAME.

    99. Re:Not the first time by crakbone · · Score: 1

      Actually removing a spambot that was made by these guy via rootkit or not. Is pure torture. Dont think of it as just spam email. This isnt just deleting extra email in your inbox. These are propogated by botnets. Compromised computers. Sysadmins loose jobs over this. Billions are spent on cleaning up the mess from these guys, Billions are lost because of these guys. Also think of the grand parents duped out of their lifesavings, or the other victims of nigerian scams. There is human suffering in there. This isn't just some extra time to clean an inbox.

    100. Re:Not the first time by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

      NOT THE SAME
      That's your own value judgement; other people don't necessarily agree.
    101. Re:Not the first time by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      >What about those people who are paying him to do it, should they not take some responsibility for the service they are paying for?

      I didn't want to mention slow death under torture up to the seventh generation.

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    102. Re:Not the first time by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      The shitty part is that you can't turn away a single email but you spend most of your day dealing with complaints from the boss about spam. When you implement filtering and start rejecting stuff with really high scores his Aunt Tilly sends some crap chain mail that looks like spam to 500 people in the To: field and it's rejected and it's all your big bad fault.

      No sleep lost for me now 1/3 of my spam stopped.

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    103. Re:Not the first time by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      What do you think our legal system as it currently exists would do to someone convicted of ten million counts of assault? Would three strikes and your out (ie - life imprisonment) still apply if you committed them all before any of them came to court? I know nothing about the US legal system so have no idea.
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    104. Re:Not the first time by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      When you implement filtering and start rejecting stuff with really high scores his Aunt Tilly sends some crap chain mail that looks like spam to 500 people in the To: field and it's rejected and it's all your big bad fault.

      Welcome to my life.

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    105. Re:Not the first time by Basehart · · Score: 1

      After the torture sessions one sets fire to the spammer, then its clothes and then spends all its money on fresh mailing lists.

    106. Re:Not the first time by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      > Welcome to my life

      Welcome? Dude, I've been living this life for a long while. I can remember back in the days when a firewall was something that protected you from the high probability of the engine in your car spontaneously combusting, not from the dangers of the fuckwads on the network!

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    107. Re:Not the first time by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I can remember back in the days when a firewall was something that protected you from the high probability of the engine in your car spontaneously combusting,

      Yeah, I remember those days. Remember when spam was some nasty meat like substance you bought in a can when you where sick of ramon noodles? Back when I was in school and had a buck fifty to last me a week. I hate spam, both kinds.

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    108. Re:Not the first time by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      I never said spammers should go unpunished, just that subjecting them to torture for the rest of their (artificially extended) lives is a pretty fucked up punishment, and in no way "fair" or "just".
      In the same way - most people here don't really want torture them by red-hot iron, or pins under nails. The torture in form of having to read their own spam continuously for 20 years would be quite OK ;-) If you have a business relying on ability to communicate with your customers and that goes down because your mailbox is flooded with spam, your business goes down because you miss important message ... Don't pretend that spam is just annoyance. It is pretty big business profiting by harming everyone a little (or big in some cases). The bigger the network you manage (and thus the bigger absolute spam numbers) the more you would understand this.

      This is slashdot: people here boo when the MPAA or RIAA sues people for illegally distributing their copywritten content on P2P networks, and cheer when they fail to enforce their rights to that content. Why?
      No. People here boo because MPAA and RIAA are suing people left and right, often without good (or any) evidence and they throw their money to get the law slanted their way. That is immoral and that is what people here protest.
    109. Re:Not the first time by Pooua · · Score: 1

      He might, indeed. That is how tyrants take over nations.

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    110. Re:Not the first time by Pooua · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about taking the weapon on a plane? But, never mind the logistics of how to apply said weapon to the code-abuser of choice, the point of the post appears to have been lost on you. Namely, punks with computers are able to have virtually unlimited free reign to violate the freedoms and rights of computer users who mind their own business, because governments aren't effective at stopping them. That makes me angry.

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  10. Good. by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know someone is going to get on their high horse and say that spam is annoying but not a cause for murder.

    Maybe I should feel the same way.

    However, I'm only slightly surprised to find that my conscience doesn't have any problem at all allowing me to feel happy at the news of this man's death.

    1. Re:Good. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd never advocate killing a spammer. But I too, am finding it hard to be sad he's dead. as a sysadmin, I spend anything up to a days-worth of my time a week dealing with the fallout from spam. The users that complain about legitimate email that's flagged as possibly spam, even though it IS really spam from someone they know. The users that complain about spam that isn't caught by the filters, a much larger group. The overseas user from hong kong who I've just spent a month working with, working with 3 different ISPs to try and track down his particular oddball problem negotiating our anti-spam defences. Hotmail, blocking my entirely legitimate leased line ISP's mail server for 3 days because some luser reported someone else's legit mailing list as spam. Again.

      I think about the millions of hours wasted every year in my country by mail admins on dealing with this crap, the huge amount of money spent on unnecessary bandwidth and mail server capacity, the unimaginable amount of time spent trying to block owned pcs, or clean them of their spam-spewing infections.

      Yes, he was no eponymous third world dictator torturing and murdering his citizens. And yet, given the millions of lives he's stolen so much time from, the massive waste of billions of pounds to support his millions in profit extracted from a handful of idiots. I'm not sorry he's dead.

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    2. Re:Good. by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      I -knew- it. It's just like the year 2000 "problem", which was a hoax by COBOL programmers to make a few bucks, and the whole virus "threat", clearly an invention by the industry that sells you the medicine. Spam is sent by BOFH sysadmins for job security! Paranoid? Just consider this: how many of you so called sysadmins would be out of a job if there would be no spam? Nuff said.

    3. Re:Good. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not sorry he's dead. I'm not sorry he's dead because I know I'm not sorry about the hundreds of thousands of other people that died at about the same time, ones that didn't have articles written about them.

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    4. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotmail, blocking my entirely legitimate leased line ISP's mail server for 3 days because some luser reported someone else's legit mailing list as spam. Mailing lists are spam, period.

      It's 2007. Use appropriate technology. For discussion lists, set up a web forum. For newsletters, use RSS.

      Both are supported by all current browsers and most mail clients.

      Some random asshole refusing to use modern technology that would require them to foot the bill instead of Hotmail is NOT Microsoft's problem: it's their problem.
    5. Re:Good. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Hmmph, such a one sided view. Somebody else will always step in to fill the demand. And prohibitions only serve to increase the demand and the profits. I'm more inclined to nail the buyers. And I would advise network designers to "strengthen the cockpit door" so to speak. The wrong headed overreaction by ISPs and hosting companies is causing all sorts of headaches. They should block access from those who buy from spammers.

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    6. Re:Good. by oncehour · · Score: 1

      Do you consider the millions of hours billed every year by mail admins in your country? Indeed, would mail admins even have a job if it weren't for such spam? It's really not so cut and dried with that argument. Spam may be annoying, but it's not really something worthy of death. All that extra money doesn't just disappear. Infact, it may just get the money out of the hands of bean counters and into the hands of mail admins who can then disburse it further into the economy.

      Are annoyances really worthy of death?

    7. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! How *many* liberterians are on this site? If this guy had written a virus (some kind of "intelligent" act of programming), half of you would have been upset if the guy had been put in the slammer for a year. But somehow its spam so he deserves to die? Get real!

    8. Re:Good. by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      Mailing lists are not spam. Maybe they are archaic, but the key difference is that to get on a properly administered mailing list, you have to ask. Equally, if you ask to be removed, you are.

      The problem here is idiots who signed up to a mailing list and then decided they didn't like it ; instead of using the unsubscribe mechanism, they blip the "Spam" button to dump it, which causes it's spam rating to rise until it's automatically canned and then the list server gets blacklisted.

      Your point about modern technologies is taken, but there are still advantages to lists ; you can download the mails, and peruse them later, and even compose replies in network downtime, which is still common enough. Composing replies into a text file for later pasting into the browser just doesn't have the same measure of convenience. I suppose what you really want is a unified discussion system that supports mail gateways, RSS feeds, Web BB, etc. I do get frustrated with lists, particularly when I have to subscribe to a list just to post my single question. (I'd much rather have a web interface that forced you to search the list archive for an answer first). But lumping them in with spam is just silly.

    9. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who's on call 24/7, and who has been awakened a few times at 4am by a piece of spam, I too won't lose any sleep over this death. it's a sad situation, but clearly one that won't change until someone has the political will (or technical smarts) to do something about it.

      As far as political will, it's like people being able to buy a gun without any kind of training or qualification requirement. You need a license to drive a car, why not the same thing for a gun? I know, that's only part of the problem.

      And yes, I have tightened up my spam filters .. it's sill a bloody royal pain, and a waste of my time.

      And I don't need a bigger dick. Really. The one I have works just fine. Idiots.

    10. Re:Good. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      how many of you so called sysadmins would be out of a job if there would be no spam?

      Not me, I've plenty of other work to be doing. A reliable and spam-free email service, where I don't have to rely on legitimate senders adhering to RFC's quite so strictly would mean I'd have more time to spend doing *productive* work adding new services instead of bugfixing weird compatibility problems and playing who's-got-the-broken-firewall-in-the-middle.

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    11. Re:Good. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, though RSS is not always the appropriate solution, especially for non-tech savvy people. However I'm NOT the man running the mailing list, it's someone else on my ISP. Because some numpty who deliberately subscribed to one couldn't be arsed to unsubscribe but just hit the 'this is spam' handy button to make it go away, I, and literally thousands of other companies were blocked by hotmail for days. Doesn't bother me - but it bothers the parents of the children at my boarding school who now can't get mail from their little'uns - and they expect ME to fix it with a magic wand.

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  11. Oh God by Langfat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can we _please_ for the sake of sanity put ALL the Soviet Russia jokes into ONE thread?

    please?

    1. Re:Oh God by Viraptor · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia jokes put you into where they want!

    2. Re:Oh God by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "In Soviet Russia, Spam kills you" is about the only good one that I could make out of that story.

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  12. In Republic of Russia by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mafia conventiently and discretely deliver YOU!

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    1. Re:In Republic of Russia by soundhack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your first spelling error (conveniently) makes me think your use of discrete, while hilarious, is unintentional. Either way, very funny! (I'm not being sarcastic)

  13. The implications are staggering? by Tim+C · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The implication is that if you piss off the wrong people, you could end up dead. Quite how that's surprising (let alone staggering) I don't know.

    1. Re:The implications are staggering? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      The implication is that if you piss off the wrong people, you could end up dead. Quite how that's surprising (let alone staggering) I don't know. Maybe because spamming is essentially a white collar crime and those don't come with a death penalty attached.

      Then again, I've read and heard enough to know that Eastern European (Russia & Soviet satellite countries) criminal organisations tend to kill people for reasons that organizations in "Western Countries" would think twice about.
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    2. Re:The implications are staggering? by Targon · · Score: 1

      Justice is VERY lacking across the Internet. Think about it, how many spammers(compared to the number of them out there) have ever been caught, let alone properly punished have there been? How about those who are behind denial of service attacks, virus and worm creation, and other crimes against society(yes, viruses and worm creation with the intent to spread them are crimes against Internet society).

      So, that's why it is so shocking to so many people, because no one expects ANY justice of any kind on the net.

  14. Big mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mafia does not kill for spam - they kill for not sharing the profits of the venture. The guy probably thought that just because his business is virtual it is immune from racket, big mistake but I won't shred a single tear for this bastard. Maybe a hitfund should be setup - $1 mln per head of top 20 spammers in the world.

    1. Re:Big mistake by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Mafia does not kill for spam - they kill for not sharing the profits of the venture. The guy probably thought that just because his business is virtual it is immune from racket, big mistake but I won't shred a single tear for this bastard. Maybe a hitfund should be setup - $1 mln per head of top 20 spammers in the world.

      Sure, then once the old spammers are out of the way the mob would step in. There's a real solution...

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    2. Re:Big mistake by protolith · · Score: 1

      I can see it now:

      D0 y0u H8te Spam? Send $1 to this account and it will go to a fund to Assassinate A spammer, and forward this to 5 friends..

      And I could just see the "ki11 a spamm3r" e-mails mixed in with the penis boosting hot local singles with stock tips e-mails.

    3. Re:Big mistake by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      Maybe a hitfund should be setup - $1 mln per head of top 20 spammers in the world. The community-based approach to fighting spam? I smell Web 2.0 potential.

      However:
      1. Run spam empire through scapegoat.
      2. Profit! (From advertisers)
      3. Assasinate scapegoat
      4. More profit! (From hitfund)
      5. Rinse, repeat.

      Vigilante justice might feel good, but it's difficult to hurt the right people. You'd do nothing except introducing even more cash into the business.
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  15. Re:What is the deal with spam? by brxndxn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone make sure this guy is next?

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  16. Cause for a Bullet by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately the bullet in the head probably wasn't earned because he was a scum-sucking Internet bottom feeder but because he was a scum-sucking Internet bottom feeder who didn't pay up.

    1. Re:Cause for a Bullet by pluther · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately the bullet in the head probably wasn't earned because he was a scum-sucking Internet bottom feeder but because he was a scum-sucking Internet bottom feeder who didn't pay up.

      Meh, still works.

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  17. Eh, one more to the pile of dead by Shihar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't justify the murder, but hell, people die every day. Thousands of people will die in the time it takes to read this post. Of those thousands of people that are moments away from dying, I would say it is a safe bet that at least a few of them are truly wonderful and good people and that the world will be a worse place for their leaving it... and chances are you won't give two shits about a single one of them.

    Now, some ass hole spammer is dead. Is it sad? Eh, it is sad in the way that anyone dying is sad, and well, people dying is not that sad. We manage to make it through each day cheerfully despite the massive amounts of death going on the world. So one guy who has made a name for himself by being a complete asshole is dead. It is hard to drum up any sort of negative feelings when plenty of completely good humans dropped dead within hours of his doing so and most people didn't shed a tear for them either.

    1. Re:Eh, one more to the pile of dead by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      You, for President, if you're in the U.S.A.

  18. Let's haul out the checklist! by clintp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (X) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (X) The police will not put up with it, anywhere other than Russia
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    (X) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (X) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, asshole! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!
    (X) THANK YOU! ONE DOWN. MANY MORE TO GO.

    --
    Get off my lawn.
    1. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like swatting flies... Whap!!! One down, 9,999,999,999,999,999 to go.

  19. Big Prize? by jetpack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does Tolstokozhev's killer get the SysAdmin Of The Year award?

    1. Re:Big Prize? by archen · · Score: 1

      User: Man this sucks, can't you do anything about the spam?
      Admin: I vill be taking care off eet...

      Now THAT is freaking dedication!

  20. Fake Story? by XenoPhage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For what it's worth, this story appears to be fake. The story appears to have originated from this site : http://loonov.com/

    If you check the whois info on this site, it was created on October 11, 2007, today. Yet the site shows archives going back to February 2007? Archives which are "disabled' because of high traffic..

    Next, if you search for both the name of the spammer, Alexey Tolstokozhev, or the site, loonov.com, you only get links pointing back to loonov.com as the originator of the story.

    So it appears that this story is a fraud.

    --
    XenoPhage
    Technological Musings
    1. Re:Fake Story? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      If you check the whois info on this site, it was created on October 11, 2007, today. Yet the site shows archives going back to February 2007? Archives which are "disabled' because of high traffic..

      It's been copied around several sites today and it is quite late, as of this posting, so it's entirely possible his site was hammered starting today after his post. I see no reason to conjecture it as fraud.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:Fake Story? by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      looks like Slashdot got duped...

      Main Entry: 1dupe Pronunciation: 'düp also 'dyüp Function: noun Etymology: French, from Middle French duppe, probably alteration of huppe hoopoe : one that is easily deceived or cheated

      --
      Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    3. Re:Fake Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And, in a few days, we can look forward to a dupe of the dupe.

    4. Re:Fake Story? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      So it appears that this story is a fraud.

      Oh, what a pity.

      --
      -- Alastair
    5. Re:Fake Story? by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read the McAfee writeup - they (McAfee) don't give any proof that this didn't actually happen! Just the fact that the original article referfences an earlier such case (which turned out not to be "such" - i.e. the previous murder wasn't related to spamming (although it was related to mafia)).

      --
      "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
    6. Re:Fake Story? by freakxx · · Score: 1

      So, Alexey Tolstokozhev is not confined to e-mail business only and is trying new ideas like creating new websites. Soon, you can buy Viagra from http://loonov.com./

    7. Re:Fake Story? by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      Ssshhhhh!!!!

      We all know it's fake, but we're hoping the spammers don't!!!!!!

    8. Re:Fake Story? by XenoPhage · · Score: 1

      It's been copied around several sites today and it is quite late, as of this posting, so it's entirely possible his site was hammered starting today after his post. I see no reason to conjecture it as fraud. I disagree. The actual domain was registered today. The site was put up today. The site shows archives which supposedly date back to February. However, Google searches show no existence of other pages for that site at all. I find that a tad odd.

      As far as I'm concerned, the creation date on the domain itself is enough to make me think something's up...

      --
      XenoPhage
      Technological Musings
    9. Re:Fake Story? by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

      "Created today" is not the point -- wouldn't YOU opt for secrecy if you were getting mixed up in this sort of thing? The 5 lone hits in Google for "Tolstokozhev", though, make me pause. One could come up with a scenario: T. conducted business using other names, he crossed up his police protectors, they did him in and now they will cover up! But this needs some support to qualify as plausible...

    10. Re:Fake Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like a publicity stunt to boost the reputation of the russian mob

    11. Re:Fake Story? by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, this story appears to be fake.

      Imagine that. A made up Russian story. For those who don't know, some Russian online "news agencies" (that term is used very loosely) regularly run stories that would fit perfectly in Weekly World News in the USA. Note to future article submitters - just because some Russian dude with a blog says it's true, that doesn't mean it necessarily is.

  21. Three steps to spam free email by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Find out the name of some Russian kingpin.
    2. Register his name as your address at GMail
    3. Make sure that all interested authorities know that you're not him and that you only did it to stay away from spam.

    Don't omit step 3 or you might have more problems on your hands than spam could ever mean.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:Three steps to spam free email by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Sure, the Kingpin wouldn't mind at all.

      Good luck in your upcoming 'swim while bound' challenge.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Three steps to spam free email by fireforadrymouth · · Score: 1

      Don't omit step 3 or you might have more problems on your hands than spam could ever mean.
      I know it's insane to think you read the article, but isn't the point that spamming can get you into all sorts of troubles, including death? Are you implying that messing with Russian kingpins brings a punishment worse than skull bashing?
  22. Only $,2000,000? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    Hardly seems worth the effort when you consider the number of e-mail he must have sent. I thought these spammers were billionaires. When you consider the value of all the wasted bandwidth and disk space, I am sure it would amount to much more than that. Any idea how much botnets cost to rent? Do you pay by time or # of e-mails?

    --
    I have excellent Karma and I am not afraid to Troll it.
    1. Re:Only $,2000,000? by irishdaze · · Score: 1

      Dude! Are you seriously wanting to get yourself lynched or shot in the head, too? Those questions look like something on the "Introduction" page of Spamming 101: How to Make Millions. Let the flames begin!

      --
      -- Dedicated Cthulhu cultist since 1982 A.C.E.
  23. Bad Joke Alert! by callinyouin · · Score: 0

    The world is round, and what goes around comes around.
    And what came around for this guy was more spam than his body could handle!! (get it? the spam is bullets!!!!)
    Nevermind. :(

  24. Re:What is the deal with spam? by erikvcl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You sir, are an idiot. Can I take it that you like getting paper junk mail too? What's your address? I have a load of crap to send to your house. What's your e-mail address? Let me send you some e-mails. Are you on the do-not-call list? I would guess you aren't: what's your phone number?

    I go to the USPS website and look up any address in the US. Does that mean I should send random people loads of crap they don't want? According to you, that's the fault of the USPS since the mail isn't traceable -- just like e-mail. E-mail was modeled after post: both are more or less untraceable. Just because e-mails are untraceable doesn't give others the right to abuse that.

    Unsolicited paper mail, phone calls, or e-mail are all in the same category. They are rude, disrespectful annoyances. If you want to get that crap fine; in your case, the advertisements, spam, and phone calls at dinner time would be solicited.

    To live in a free and peaceful society, people have to respect the privacy and rights of others. We should not purposefully annoy our neighbors or cause them harm. These are basic rules of social conduct.

    I hope that I never have to be your neighbor. Your reckless disregard for the well-being, time, and privacy of others is shocking.

  25. Definitely should do. by meringuoid · · Score: 1

    In fact, we have a few hours yet before deadline, do we not? Let us mobilise the /. effect and get this public champion the recognition he deserves! Click here and explain why you think the Russian spam-slayer should get the award. You know it makes sense.

    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  26. I wonder... by BoyIHateMicrosoft! · · Score: 1

    if they can off those ass clowns that send out the spam about wanting you to be their monetary liaison here in the states. Although I have never actually opened one of those, our company gets a butt load of them so I have to waste time deleting them. Hell i'll pay for them to be offed.


    GO RUSSIAN MOB!!

  27. One down, 199 to go. by darkonc · · Score: 1
    Not that I'm suggesting that the Russian Mafia 'handle' the rest of the ROSKO list, but....

    OK -- well, at least they shouldn't say that I put them up to it.

    --
    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  28. Re:What is the deal with spam? by erikvcl · · Score: 1

    Your comment made me laugh. Right on.

  29. Should press PREVIEW more often... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  30. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years now, I've always given out "Don B. Sonozi " as my 'register so we can spam you' address; looks like it finally paid off...

  31. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Alexey. With an e before the y.

  32. BMFH by Megane · · Score: 1

    Apparently the current champion of v1*gr4 spamming solicited some of the wrong email boxes. Alexy Tolstokozhev was recently found murdered in his palatial spam-bought estate near Moscow. The implications of this hands on method of system administration are staggering.

    Simon would be proud.

    --
    #naabhaprzrag, #sverubfr-000, #agi-fcbafberq, negvpyr[pynff*=' negvpyr-ary-'] { qvfcynl: abar !vzcbegnag; }
  33. To all you saying murder isn't justified... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you that say spamming doesn't justify murder obviously haven't had the task of stopping spam sent to 300+ users thrown on top of your already overburdened "things-to-take-care-of-that-aren't-my-job" list.

    End users don't care why I can't stop every single message from hitting their inbox. They don't care that I'm catching 99.997% of the incoming spam while still meeting their requirements of looking through it and picking all the "not spam" out of the mess. All I hear is complaints about "constantly delayed emails" (which have been incredibly rare since I took this over) and "tons of spam" (less than 5 per day) clogging their inbox.

    On top of that there's real money my company is losing because of this. If it weren't for spam, we could get by on 1/10th the server power we need for the Exchange server (yeah, I know the fact that it's Exchange is a big part of it, but you work with what you've got) to handle getting 1-2 messages per second on average, then having to run them thru the (very CPU intensive) spam filtering gauntlet for nonexistant addresses, Bayesian filtering, OCR, blacklist lookups, whitelist lookups, keyword filters, etc etc.

    I'd like to buy a beer for whoever killed that parasite.

    (We're using GFI for filtering if anybody cares, overall I'm pretty happy with them.)

    1. Re:To all you saying murder isn't justified... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      The most effective solution I've found to cure co-workers of their spam ranting is to simply switch off all the anti-spam stuff for a few days. Another option is to re-route every bit of spam to the individual(s) making all the noise.

      I've had people whine about not receiving email for extended periods, though most often this is because the individual they were expecting to receive it from, simply hasn't sent it. The other times are because I screwed up a setting or two (hundred) on the mail server. Some of those have been expensive mistakes.

  34. If so, perhaps it will inspire the reality. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Funny

    For what it's worth, this story appears to be fake.

    If so, I would not be surprised if it inspired the real thing at some point in the near future.

    Any bets?

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:If so, perhaps it will inspire the reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminds of the two mafiosi:
      Vito: Rico, how you doin'?
      Rico: Not bad, Vito, I'm heading upstate the next month or so.
      Vito: oh yeah? wha' for?
      Rico: There's a funeral I'm gonna be attending in six weeks.

      bah-da-bing!
      thank you very much, i'm here all week
      Try the veal!

    2. Re:If so, perhaps it will inspire the reality. by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      More important question, anyone want to chip in a few bucks for the hit? Wonder if the Russian mafia accepts paypal?

      --
      Redundancy is good And also good.
  35. More likely by geekoid · · Score: 1

    he didn't cut them in.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  36. Direct correlation by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While I have no qualms with a spammer/scammer getting offed in a most satisfactory way, I would hesitate to celebrate it as a victory for "anti-spam". If he was murdered by the Russian mafia, it wasn't because Don Boris got one too many Viagara advertisements. It's because, as a rich business owner, he didn't pay protection money. Or because he short-changed a pill supplier, who is probably a mafia person too-- and mispaying the mafia directly or indirectly isn't good. Or he moved in on someone else's territory. Or because he had boatloads of cash hanging around and didn't buy an ADT alarm system.

    Basically, he wasn't murdered because of spam. He was murdered because he was a anuscluster who crossed the wrong people.

    Though, I do think it would be wonderful if Don Boris' 18 year old nephew, who is also the "company's" sys-admin, came to him one day and said "Hey, you know what I want for my graduation present? {type type typitty type whois reverselookup tap-type-print} That snogmuffin off the Internet."

    1. Re:Direct correlation by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      "Basically, he wasn't murdered because of spam. He was murdered because he was a anuscluster who crossed the wrong people."

      I don't see the difference.

      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  37. McAfee thinks it's a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From: http://www.rlslog.net/real-punishment-russian-viagra-spammer-murdered/

    It seems that today someone invented a new way of fighting spam. The idea is simple--scare spammers to death by circulating a hoax that one of their ilk has just been murdered! It would not take long for people to conclude that such a poor fate might be related to the professional activities of the deceased. The following blog appeared today on one of the anonymous sites:

    (http://loonov.com/russian-viagra-and-penis-enlargement-spammer-murdered.htm)

    and immediately got wide attention.

  38. All Spammers should Die....!! by polishspartan · · Score: 1

    Having received 900 spam emails in the last week I dont feel for this guy at all. Spamming is terrible and whoever does deserves to punished severely, and possible killed. Its sucks that you cant put your email on a form or in a application with out risking getting a million emails from a million different places. Unlike some places in Russia you do the crime and you get killed. Its as simple as that, no evidence will be found and no murderer will ever be convicted because they dont care. He was a spammer and no one there is going to investigate that murder. They are to buisy enjoying there newly freed up mail boxes.

    1. Re:All Spammers should Die....!! by deltacephei · · Score: 1

      Spamming is terrible and whoever does deserves to punished severely, and possible killed.

      We'll remember to tell your family your thoughts on the benefits of foregoing a trial, denial of representation and judgment by an assassin rather than your peers after you've been mistakenly identified as a spammer and brutally killed. They'll be comforted by knowing that millions of other people worldwide are throwing parties celebrating your demise.

      OK, a bit much on the sarcasm here and yes, spamming is universally hated. How does the electronic world come to agreement on a consequence to this action? Here's an idea; let's assign each person a single hate point for spam and a thousand hate points for murder. Say the spammer affects 300 million mailboxes, 300 million people hate the perp and therefore 300 million hate points are posted to his ledger. In comparison another guy commits a murder and it affects 50 people, earning the murderer 50,000 hate points. But wait, that's just it. Who agrees that a thousand hate points each for murder is correct? Some people will want a million and some will cite the benefits of one less mouth to feed and figure it won't ever happen to anyone in their family so who cares - just assign a measely 100. Aside from this little pesky detail, in our points based justice system, we avoid all those expensive lawyers and stupid judges and clueless juries; instead we can all just vote via the internet who we wanted punished for whatever is pissing us off at the moment. Then we can build a big colliseum just like the Romans and make it formal entertainment. It really all comes down to the fact that each person has a different moral judgment loop running in their head. This idea is ridiculous, but put forth to point out that your judgment seems extreme. Is spam truly so much of a problem in your life that it causes you to justify punishment with an upper bound of a killing? Does the relatively benign act of sending spam multiplied by millions of affected people make it more heinous than other more serious crimes that people commit?

  39. Useless cheering about it. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    It's a human life lost. But another spammer will take his place. Why do you think that drug trafficking never stops?

    The only good solution is to change the infrastructure of e-mail delivery, and to start cleaning the botnets out there.

  40. Re:Sign me up! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    "I wonder how much it costs to get this kind of thing done - I'd be happy to start a donation pool to round-up as much funding as it would take to get all these guys wiped out. Maybe that will be the trick, in the end? Make spamming too dangerous for anyone to risk getting involved?"

    I bet you'd get lots of funding if you sent out a mass mailing.

    Wait a minute...

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  41. It's the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been saying this for years... the only way to get rid of spam is to make it justifiable homicide to kill spammers anywhere on the planet.

  42. Spammer assasination story a fake! by wolfeon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Original story is on

    http://loonov.com/russian-viagra-and-penis-enlargement-spammer-murdered.htm#

          Domain Name: LOONOV.COM
          Registrar: ESTDOMAINS, INC.
          Whois Server: whois.estdomains.com
          Referral URL: http://www.estdomains.com/
          Name Server: NS0.HQHOST.NET
          Name Server: NS1.HQHOST.NET
          Status: clientTransferProhibited
          Updated Date: 11-oct-2007
          Creation Date: 11-oct-2007
          Expiration Date: 11-oct-2008

    Fake hoax information link
    http://taint.org/2007/10/11/203243a.html

    Domain loonov.com registered Oct 11th... FAKE!!!!

    1. Re:Spammer assasination story a fake! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, stories fake YOU.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Spammer assasination story a fake! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Domain loonov.com registered Oct 11th... FAKE!!!!

      Probably, to be totally ironic here, harvesting the address of everyone who reads it - for spamming.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    3. Re:Spammer assasination story a fake! by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I was pretty surprised to see this even appear on Slashdot. By noon PDT it had already been confirmed as a hoax. I expected to see it in the morning, when it was still thought to be true, or maybe early afternoon. As the hours went by and it didn't appear, I started to think that maybe there'd been some real editorial diligence going on at Slashdot. (I know, I know, what was I thinking???)

      Then, BAM! After it's been denounced as a hoax in many quarters and has already mostly run its course, it not only shows up on Slashdot but gets posted by CowboyNeal personally. I guess my lack of faith in /. editorial standards shall remain intact for the foreseeable future :)

    4. Re:Spammer assasination story a fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha'chu think this is, boy? One a' them city-folk newspapers? As far as hoaxes go, we runs em like we sees em.

  43. If you're looking for someone to blame... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "...you only have to look into a mirror".
    V.
    Think about it. Who let all those botnets break loose? Microsoft. And who let Microsoft break loose? The U.S. government. And who let the U.S. government, with George and Dick on top of it, break loose?

    The voters. And with voters i mean this and the past generations. Like it or not, we're ALL partially responsible for SPAM.
  44. Re:What is the deal with spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is one of the more articulately written troll rated posts I've seen in recent memory. In response to it, I have two questions for you:

    1) Are you just trying to be contrary, or do you really feel this way?

    If yes, you truly feel this way, and you enjoy reading about ways to make your p3n1s b1gger, or you'd love to help nimbimbo in receiving his dead uncle's fortune, or perhaps are interested in knowing more about stock ez2? If so, go to question 2) if not, thanks for trolling, here's your prize: If you'll be so kind as to post your email address and the /. community will happily arrange for many more exciting spam related products to be sent to you at no cost to you (unless you have a pay as you go net service.)

    2) Are you rather old? Perhaps your family is no longer coming to visit? You're looking for more interaction with people? Then go to your local bingo hall where you'll find many other people looking to make contact with other like minded people. Perhaps you're housebound, in which case, if you'll be so kind as to post your email address and the /. community will happily arrange for many more exciting spam related products to be sent to you at no cost to you (unless you have a pay as you go net service.)

    Seriously, you're complaining that email is a) untraceable (I'll let the forensic experts weigh in on how traceable or untraceable it is currently, but the only real way to fix the spoofing back door is to centralize "email". Do you have any concept of what this would mean? *All* email, world wide... yes, that's doable, in a heart beat; just sign here to give up any expectation of privacy you might currently have, as mistaken or justified as that expectation is, and please convince your neighbors to do the same... er, I digress.... where was I... oh right!), and b) free. Yes, that's the problem with spam. If we just charged people 2 cents per email, then spam would never get through. This would however only work if "email" was centralized, with mail servers only accepting connections from "white listed" servers... Yes, again, easily done.... convince your local ISP to start doing this, I'm sure you'll be successful. After all you're a master of logic.

    People buy things online because (by and large) people like to shop. I suspect that the 90% figure you're quoting purchased something they *actively* sought out, not something that was emailed to them from Jennydirty@yahoo.com (I'm sorry jenny, but you shouldn't have slept with Jeff... I warned you, but no, you wouldn't listen, feel my wrath! mooohahahahh, erm... sorry again, where was I?) Right, shopping, people, advertising. Online you can compare similar products between sellers without driving or calling all over the country/world. You will often save substantial amounts of money by conducting your purchases online. While buying something online (e.g going to a virtual store, or say, ebay.) you are shown advertisements by the company you're buying from (or in the case of ebay like places, items from other rival products/sellers, much like going to a bizarre albeit a VERY large one.) While you're surfing for enjoyment, you deal with pop-up adverts (by clicking or blocking them), but when you are passively allowing communications to come to you (e.g. checking email, answering the phone, looking at the fax machine) you tend to get annoyed when people tell you about their wonderful products unsolicited. You see, there is a very fine line between advertisements and spam, and this line is currently very widely recognized by most people to be the point at which people are intentionally exposing themselves to advertisements. Say, going to a ball park to watch "professionals" play (instead of 5 a side at the park), listening to the radio (instead of non-advertisement supported satelite radio, CDs, tapes, 8 tracks, records, wax cylinders, whatever), going for a walk by department stores (this used to be called window shopping for a reason.) Taking public transportation, driving o

  45. Re:Sign me up! by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ah, you haven't heard of the "Bell Box".


    The "Bell Box" was essentially a computer, designed to accept anonymous wagers, cryptographically signed with an included public key, as to when, where, and how, someone would die.


    The point was not really to wager on someone's death. No, the point was that very unpopular people would have such a large pool of small wagers accumulated, that at some point, the risk of getting caught for the murder would be perceived to be less than the payoff for predicting the exact circumstances of the death and seeing to it that they occured.


    Combine the Bell Box with the banking secrecy laws in some countries, and, well...


    IIRC, the inventor was arrested for having invented it, as a terrorist, but I have no evidence to back that up. No known prototype was ever made.

    --
    In Liberty, Rene
  46. He's gone to spam hell! by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 0

    I my sysadmin dreams I wish that he was in my mail server sorting through all of my messages. I would like to wish that this would put a tiny dent in the spam but he doesn't need to be alive to send spam since he has this millions of his bots doing it for him. Killing this female donkey external orifice will stop the money, I hope, but we need to get his system to stop his bots from sending out all of his fecal matter.

    1. Re:He's gone to spam hell! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, expect him to come back soon, when the devils are fed up with spam about tail enlargement pills and horn growth hormone.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  47. CmdrTaco, are you there? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please post an update saying this story appears to be a fake.

  48. Re:What is the deal with spam? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I know I'm feeding a troll, but it bears relevance to the discussion at large. Hear me out.

    I buy things. This is true. But, I do not look at any ads ( sorry Taco, I'll get a subscription soon, or something. Ever wanted a fruit basket sent to your home? I know I would like one too. If you could send me one that would be great) How do I learn about products I wish to buy? I research them. I need a touthpaste, I'll invesitgate the problem wholisitcaly. Lets think about tooth brushing.

    What is the end result desired in tooth brushing?

    Clean teath, reduce plauque, tarter and prevent gingeovitus

    What is the solution involve?

    It typically involves a tooth brush, toothpaste, floss, and mouthwash.

    Ok, Now you need touthpaste, part of the system what parts are already covered by existing materials?

    Mouth wash prevents gingeovitus, reduces plauque.

    Ok need a touth past that will fight tartar clean teeth and prevent tooth decay. What ingredients do the bet job?

    Soidum Floride of a .1 % concentration will take care of the toot decay problem, Tartar and overall cleanliness are provided by the mild abrasive inside

    OK, Which products contain these ingredients?

    brands a, b & c

    Do they also contain the ada seal of approval and what is the price per ounce

    All have ada except for brand c that was made in China and is spelled toutpaste. Price varies by store.

    Which store has the B or C at the best price?

    Karl's Krazy Korn & ToothBarn has A for 10 cents an ounce!

    uhhm Ok, are they having a sale soon?

    No, they keep there prices low the year round!

    Do they fund any evil orginisations that trample on human rights, or for that matter do the makers of B or A?

    oooh Karl's is apparently a front for the Klu Klux Klan, don't know how I missed that. But Mom & pop's Good Store of things, has B for 11 cents an ounce.

    Cool, Yo. I'm there.
    Yeah, thats how it works for me. Now if I could get ads sent to me that had that information, I might even pay for it. But, they don't. They always want you to BUY BUY BUY PRODUCT X AT STORE Y with no information about the problem space. Utterly utterly useless for me.

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  49. It's a bit like... by MrMadnutz · · Score: 1

    Taking the reins off those US teachers who were "hamstrung" when they couldn't hit kids in class anymore. One of the benefits private school has: my trig teacher actually drew on some sleeping kid's face when he was snoring in class. Nobody in class actually minded, and nobody was sued. Hopefully a) this is a fake story as noted and a) spammers will take note, though prolly not.

  50. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by Rakishi · · Score: 1

    I take it you've never been to either the US or a former soviet union nation.

    As of 2000 or so:
    Murder rate:
    -US: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
    -Russia: 0.201534 per 1,000 people

  51. Re:What is the deal with spam? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    I've got enough people on my list already. Now where did I put my stapler?

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  52. Lol by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

    Put me on the jury. I don't care if there's video evidence, a signed confession, and an open court confession; I just couldn't bring myself to convict the guy responsible. Heisenburg and quantum mechanics both provide enough "reasonable doubt" in this case for me.

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  53. FAKE NEWS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looks faked.

    How sad.

    1. Re:FAKE NEWS? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The argument that it's fake doesn't look all that convincing to me. Basically, it's saying "this story sounds like another murder two years ago that turned out to have nothing to do with spam" -- so what? Most organized crime murders, regardless of the motive, look pretty similar. And there are a lot of organized crime murders in Russia.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    2. Re:FAKE NEWS? by CmdrPorno · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Real site. Fake news. Segfault.org"

      Anyone else remember that ad?

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      Sent from my iPhone
  54. Re:What is the deal with spam? by erikvcl · · Score: 1

    What you are saying makes no sense. There are tons of things in this world that are "flawed" or imperfect. Do you really want to legislate or create a fix for all of it? For example, doubt it's practical to come up with a "traceable" post or e-mail.

    Here's my point. A criminal can walk up to you and kill you right now. Yes, we have police, but nobody's really going to stop someone who is determined enough. With your mentality, we'd be forced to say that any system that lets someone kill someone else is "imperfect". The solution? Let's give you a body guard 24/7 to protect you from any would-be criminals. Does this make sense to you?

    The point is that we can't prevent every unwanted action others can perpetrate in society. Would you really want to live in a society where this is the case? Basically, you'd be giving up a whole lot of freedom. At some point, we have to rely on the goodwill of and trust of others for society to run smoothly.

    At some point, we have to draw the line at how much restriction we can tolerate to prevent others from doing harm. I wouldn't say that e-mail or post are flawed at all any more than I'd say that a society in which someone can kill someone else is flawed. We have to rely on moral values taught by parents and society to each our children to do the right thing. And the right thing to teach our children is that Spam is a scourge on society.

  55. Irish vs Italian Mob by SoyChemist · · Score: 1

    I would like to see Tony Soprano's crew regulate on The McAfee Gang

  56. Re:What is the deal with Chuck? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    My other point was: whatever your solution, don't infringe on MY right to get the kinds of "spams" you don't like.

    Hey, pal, just because YOU like being spontaneously kicked in the gonads doesn't mean the REST of us do.

    Spock said it best: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or one.

    --
    Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
  57. Death Penalty by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    While I generally don't think the death penalty does much for crime prevention,

    I don't think that Death is lacking in deterrent power. This spammer death will quite likely persuade many people not to run spam operations out of Russia, because the killing was sudden and highly publicized. I imagine that here in the US, the death penalty would be more of a deterrent if the same held true. If no one was ever on death row for more than two weeks and when the execution happened it was on the front page with a picture of the body. I personally disagree with the death penalty, but if we must have it then we should have to be conscious of it every time it is used. Both for it to be an effective deterrent and to acknowledge that someone was killed for the good of society. To have someone killed but not wanting to be made aware of it is the epitome of cowardice.

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    We are all just people.
    1. Re:Death Penalty by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I imagine that here in the US, the death penalty would be more of a deterrent if the same held true. If no one was ever on death row for more than two weeks and when the execution happened it was on the front page with a picture of the body.

      Not so much.

      In England around 1800, picking pockets was a capital crime. (As were more than 200 other offenses.) Yet, pickpockets routinely worked the crowds at public hangings.

      Time was - back in the 1600s - in Russia, you could be summarily executed for possession of tobacco. Didn't stop people from smoking.

      Executions, public or not, are not a significant deterrant.

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    2. Re:Death Penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Executions, public or not, are not a significant deterrant
      That may or may not be true, but at least the rate of recidivism would drastically go down.

  58. This is a job for Blackwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that Blackwater has had to cut back in Iraq due to their excessive violence, they may have some excess capacity available that could be hired out to deal with spammers.

  59. spamassassin? by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we changed the scores on a few spamassassin rules on our mailserver yesterday. I guess the changes were far more effective than we had anticipated.

  60. Move along....story is FAKE... by Elusive_Cure · · Score: 2, Informative

    according to this it seems that the story is fake

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't... ;^)
  61. Bwahahaha! by MacDork · · Score: 1

    That is too rich! All the assholes cheering on the murder of another human being are actually just being duped into viewing an ad supported web page! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right, you sick bastards. Ever heard of the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution?

    1. Re:Bwahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution?

      Er, no. But I'm not amerkin.

      Also I didn't view any webpage. If I did then I'd have been using using adblock anyway.

      good luck in the land of the fleeced and the home of the depraved.

  62. Re:What is the deal with spam? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    To the extent that we do not convert to this better system, we are to blame, not spammers.

    What is "this better system" you would like us to convert to? A little more detail would be helpful, I was unaware of an alternative email system.

    I think a study asked a bunch of questions about the internet to people to look for correlations and what they found was striking:

    90% of people who think spam should be "eliminated some time in the future" have bought something on line. Does that make ANY sense whatsoever? You hate getting ads in your email, but you're all so eager to buy on line?

    Gimme a break!
    I buy things online, but I never buy things in response to unsolicited email. For example, I buy things from Amazon. From time to time Amazon sends me email telling me about things they think I might be interested in. This is not spam, I signed up for them to send it to me. If I decide I no longer want to receive it, I can go to Amazon and ask them to stop sending it and they will. I get email from several other vendors that I have done business with. In every case there was a check box to mark (or in most cases unmark if I didn't want) to indicate that I want them to send me notifications of products they think I might be interested in.
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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  63. Its a risk. by das_magpie · · Score: 1

    Its like performing certain other criminal acts like dealing drugs, you are doing the wrong thing and you are in the running to get clipped either by rival criminals or by vigilantes.

  64. It Had to Happen... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    It had to happen, sooner or later. Given that he was a person who preyed on other weaker people, I'll save my tears for a more worthy cause.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  65. Astroturfing by MacDork · · Score: 1

    I'd like to buy a beer for whoever killed that parasite.

    (We're using GFI for filtering if anybody cares, overall I'm pretty happy with them.)

    Does anyone here see the irony?

  66. story probably inspired by this Russian spammer by night_flyer · · Score: 1
    --


    Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  67. because he was a worthless parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good riddance. Hopefully there is more to come

  68. Killing spammers by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Well, make the punishment stiff enough, ( and follow thru ) and the risk of getting caught high enough, it will reduce the #'s of people that have the balls to do it.

    Today, punishment is a mere slap on the wrist *IF* they get anything at all.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  69. Ok then well tell ya what - by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    why don't YOU go tell that to the criminal organizations. See how they'll consider your humble opinion. ;)

  70. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While I don't advocate the killing of spammers, it's hard to argue with results.

    Actually it is easy to argue with the results. This is not justice, but a crime. We must be wary about attitudes which condone vigilante justice. When justice escapes from the hands of the state, and becomes a matter of criminal organizations or private individuals to administer, to the cheers of the mob, society will become dangerous not only for those who find themselves target of this sort of justice, but also those who cheer.

    anon

  71. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by iapetus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good analysis.

    Of course it's also possible that he took an existing amusing checklist and added the references to Russia to it because they're relevant to this particular story. You can work this out by any of the following methods:

    a) Comparing the posted version to the original linked above.
    b) Noticing that the additions were made in crayon.
    c) Getting a sense of humour, or borrowing one from someone who isn't using theirs.

    It's also possible that not every attempt at humour is a thinly veiled assault on the former Soviet Union.

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  72. Re:What is the deal with spam? by Typoboy · · Score: 1

    To the extent that we do not convert to this better system, we are to blame, not spammers. Good point (and apparently overlooked by the mods?). I think spam is basically about cost per impression. Since the cost is low and the number of impressions are high, it is cost effective to send as much spam as possible regardless of the size of your target market. If it cost the sender to send mail, proportionate to the resources used, then spam would no longer be cost effective, and, with some sort of identification (tied to the payment) users could opt to take the money and not read the mail. Of course things like mailing lists would now need to have some sort of support.. but so do websites and such.
  73. Sweet by Acecoolco · · Score: 1

    There wasnt a whole lot of violence around when the mafia was in town... Just things that needed to be done... Even though I am against killing, I do not want something to increase my p3n15 size, I need penile reduction surgery... Josh

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    Just because it works, Doesn't make it right. - JTM
    1. Re:Sweet by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I need penile reduction surgery"

      Just freeze however much you don't want and knock it off like a wart. :)

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    2. Re:Sweet by Acecoolco · · Score: 1

      Hahah, good one.. I was hoping for a lift and tuck or something so the tip stays intact, haha.. Josh

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      Just because it works, Doesn't make it right. - JTM
  74. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, humour assaults you!

    --
    "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  75. Read post a ways above by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Justice is being given what you're due. He wasn't due death, he was due prison time and a huge fine.

    After wasting 385 people years of time per spam, plus aggravating contless millions of people at the same time, and ripping off countless old people probably eating dog food now, death was really too good for him. A painful death at the hands of the notorius Russian mafia? That's what I call a good start.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  76. olig. by mkiwi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia, spam deletes you!

  77. It is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.avertlabs.com/research/blog/index.php/2007/10/11/two-dead-spammers/

    And the other spammer in 2005 wasn't killed for spamming.

  78. Re:What is the deal with Chuck? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    But.. Spock was wrong. His incomplete understanding was the basis for two additional films.

    The needs of the one sometimes outweigh the needs of the many. Otherwise you end up with everyone just being a drone in an ant colony.

    --
    Can you be Even More Awesome?!
  79. Pointless even if it is true by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Even if this spammer really was killed by the Russian mafia (and I severely doubt it), it wouldn't make squat for difference. Considering there are other spammers who are known to operate with the Russian mafia, at best this just created a power vacuum for Russian spam.

    Just take a look at Leo Kuvayev / "BadCow" / "Alex Rodrigez". Three names (out of many) for one evil man who pumps tons of spam. He's largely suspected to have ties to the mafia.

    So while people can celebrate this possible murder, its meaningless at best. There's an equal chance it will just up the collaboration between the spammers and the mob, which would be all the worse for all of us poor bastards that are being endlessly pounded with offers for discount v!@gr4.

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  80. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by Pooua · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Actually it is easy to argue with the results. This is not justice, but a crime. We must be wary about attitudes which condone vigilante justice. When justice escapes from the hands of the state, and becomes a matter of criminal organizations or private individuals to administer, to the cheers of the mob, society will become dangerous not only for those who find themselves target of this sort of justice, but also those who cheer."

    That's true. That is why government must be effective at protecting the public. Otherwise, as the Founders of the U.S. noted, it is the right of the people to change their government.

    Vigilantism is a horrible, frightening thing, and you have to ask yourself if you want to live in that kind of world. But, there comes a point, when someone has been abused enough, that vigilantism is the lesser of the evils.

    We must have a way to tell people to stop that will make them stop.

    --
    Taking stuff apart since 1969 (TM)
  81. Murder isn't an approprate punishment by buss_error · · Score: 1
    As much as I hate spam (I sometimes have a million reasons per hour to hate it), murdering a spammer simply isn't just. Oh, I could make jokes about suffering, and how a bullet to the brain doesn't make the spammer suffer enough, and other cheap shots. The fact is, monitary damages and annoyance to millions isn't enough reason to take a life. That said, I'd have no hesitation whatever in placing a spammer in jail for the rest of their natural life, with no access to the internet.

    I'd do it in an internet second.

    The fact is, rather than ticking off someone in the Russian mob with spam, I suspect that the root cause of this murder is due more to the spammer cheating the mob than to general pissoff with spam. Criminals don't get that excited about having their email box stuffed full of quack pills that don't work, they do get very excitable when they don't get their cut of the action, real or perceived.

    It may turn out that some mobster got sucked into the scam, tried the pillz, found they didn't work, and Alexey tried to use the fact the goomba bought the pills to embarass and influance the wiseguy. Said wiseguy, rather than knuckle under, simply whacked Alexey rather than be rousted. Face in the mob is everything. Lose it and you are nothing.

    But the real situation is that right now, there isn't any real information made public for anyone to draw any intelligent conclusion from. Wild speculation is always cheap tender on the internet, but effective solutions to spam are more rooted in fact and evidence than in wild speculation. I'll sit back, wait for more real evidence and information before I draw any conclusions.

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
    1. Re:Murder isn't an approprate punishment by WithLove · · Score: 1

      I'd have no hesitation whatever in placing a spammer in jail for the rest of their natural life, with no access to the internet.

      I fail to see how this is any better than death.

  82. Oh no... by TC1116 · · Score: 1

    Now how do I find out about special offers on Viagra?

  83. Re:What is the deal with Chuck? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    The needs of the one sometimes outweigh the needs of the many. Otherwise you end up with everyone just being a drone in an ant colony.

    If that phrase is utilized in a positive context, yes. Spock was "brought back to life." Many people would like to be revived as such. However, in a negative context, you'd be harder pressed to convince people.

    Try this... Ask your male friends if they think you ALL should also be kicked in the nuts just because someone ELSE in their group liked it.

    --
    Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
  84. Re:Sign me up! by russotto · · Score: 1

    Jim Bell was arrested for stalking an IRS agent, and sentenced to two consective 5 year terms. It's widely believed by those the government would term "the tinfoil-hat crowd" (read: realists) that his prosecution and sentencing was actually for "Assassination politics".

  85. Re:What is the deal with spam? by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

    Why do people make spam out to be some kind of menace? Isn't it *our* fault for relying on such a crappy, corruptible system of communication in the first place?

    Why do women make rape out to be some kind of menace? Isn't it *her* fault for wearing that low-cut top and short skirt in the first place?

    --
    Just another "DOJ fascist authoritarian totalitarian bootlicker" -- Zeio
  86. Re:What is the deal with spam? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Snotty Scotty Richter? Is that you?

  87. nice to know i was right by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    i predicted years ago that one day a spammer would piss off some mafia boss - perhaps offended by all the spam telling him he has a tiny penis - and (very briefly) live to regret it.

    unfortunately, this is probably a turf-war incident rather than a pissed off spam-victim.

  88. Is this even a real story? by rickbassman · · Score: 1

    All of the Google results for the name Alexy Tolstokozhev point back to Slashdot (specifically this item) or other sources who feed off of Slashdot. A search for the name at spamhaus.org comes up empty. If he is such a notorious spammer why is he not listed on Spamhaus Rokso? Is this a bogus story?

  89. Maybe... by whitespiral · · Score: 1

    "Russian Viagra and Penis Enlargement Spammer Murdered"

    Maybe someone's penis grew too large.

    1. Re:Maybe... by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      "Maybe someone's penis grew too large."

      Or maybe they grew balls instead.

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      The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
  90. You think you're so smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ChuckSchwab here, burned too much karma so I have to go anon again.


    Then I guess I'll have to mod down some of your other posts, then. Your karma is fucked.

    1. Re:You think you're so smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't mod nothing, including my double negative.

      Besides, my M2 hammer will squash you from never getting points again.

  91. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    ctually it is easy to argue with the results. This is not justice, but a crime. We must be wary about attitudes which condone vigilante justice. When justice escapes from the hands of the state, and becomes a matter of criminal organizations or private individuals to administer, to the cheers of the mob, society will become dangerous not only for those who find themselves target of this sort of justice, but also those who cheer.


    yes, but this is a spammer we're talking about.

  92. Its a shame ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ... the Russian mob didn't resort to one of those exotic methods of murder, like feeding this guy into a meat grinder....

    ....in a Spam factory.

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  93. Slashdotted. by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    That was quick.

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  94. Re:What is the deal with spam? by oncehour · · Score: 1

    Funny joke, asshole. Yes. Someone deserves to die because they have a different viewpoint than you. ChuckSchwab deserves to be brutally murdered because you're inconvenienced by spam and he espouses a viewpoint that you do not agree with. People like you are what is wrong with the world. Accuse me of having no sense of humor all you want, I accuse you of having no sense of decency. In some jurisdictions your comment would even be considered a threat, an actionable offense.

    Is the sanctity of your email really so important as to sacrifice someone's life? Go back to your fantasy world.

  95. Like the man said .... by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

    .... or Spam 101 You can spam some of the people all of the time And you can spam all of the people some of the time But never spam the wrong people any of the time

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    Its not the years, its the mileage .....
  96. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zing!

  97. Maybe you're a sick bastard that needs help by MacDork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In total, in the course of one year that one spammer has wasted 285 person-years of other people's lives. If someone kills him, he's gotten off lucky compared to a punishment that would truly fit the crime.

    So the next time I get stuck in a traffic jam for hours with thousands of other people because some poor bastard in a beat up el Camino knocked off on the freeway, I'm free to shoot him? I don't think it works that way. I think you're just a sick fuck. No, really, you need help. People like you end up doing crazy shit like bombing olympic events and such. If unsolicited email advertising bothers you that much, you are in serious need of psychological evaluation and some kind of anxiety medication. You should see a shrink. Soon.

    But first, why don't you go read the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution while I quote a few words out of your own hypocritical mouth:

    The point of even having a Constitution, laws, etc., is that we are supposed to abide by them. If we can ignore them whenever they happen to be inconvenient to our immediate needs (even the ill-defined "National Security"), then they are worthless.
    1. Re:Maybe you're a sick bastard that needs help by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the next time I get stuck in a traffic jam for hours with thousands of other people because some poor bastard in a beat up el Camino knocked off on the freeway, I'm free to shoot him? Huh? The "poor bastard" presumably wasn't trying to waste anyone's time, and in any case probably only wasted a few hundred or maybe a few thousand person-hours. That's orders of magnitude away from the damages deliberately inflicted on us by spammers.

      why don't you go read the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution I'm well aware of the Eighth Amendment. It's not clear to me that letting the punishment fit the crime is "cruel and unusual". The case law is mixed.

      quote a few words out of your own hypocritical mouth Get a grip. I suppose you thought Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" was serious?

      I was pointing out the logical conclusion arising from someone else's suggestion that the punishment should fit the crime. I'm not claiming that our current laws would actually allow such a result, nor am I inciting anyone to apply "vigilante justice" (though that's apparently already happening).

    2. Re:Maybe you're a sick bastard that needs help by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The El Camino guy, whatever he did, still only committed one act and probably didn't even intend do.

      Spammers do what they do over and over again, to millions of people with the intent to abuse everybody for their own selfish gain. Conflating the two really isn't at all honest.

      A spammer is more like some corporation that dumps toxic waste or makes crap products (like Arccos encoded DVDs).

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  98. Consequences..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    He got what he deserved. Hopefully, it was a slow, painful death.

    Spammers like him make their money by harassing and annoying everyday people, clogging inboxes, and taking work time away from people trying to make a legitimate honest buck, simply to hawk bogus products and/or services.

    It's like decking the kid who bullied you in elementary school. Wrong, but WELL-DESERVED.

    If you don't want to suffer the possible consequnces of your actions, then don't commit those actions. Plain and simple.

    Would you like someone ringing your doorbell every 5 seconds trying to sell you crap or hawk services? People are eventually going to fight back. Apparently, the Russian Mob got done what courts in the U.S. and abroad don't have the will to do - STOP SPAMMERS.

    If you push someone, expect them to have a breaking point, don't sit and complain about what they did to you - you asked for, and deserved it.

    At least he'll never spam again.

    If spammers get caught spamming, ALL of their assests should be seized and given to schools, while they are shoved out onto the street and prohibited from touching a computer ever again.

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  99. Care package from the "roof" by SamP2 · · Score: 1

    In response to a comment I can't seem to find anymore which says that the Russian mafia will go after any cash they can get and not just profits.

    The smart mafia actually do limit themselves to profits. Unlike petty crime, their vision to racketeering is more long-term, and they understand that there is no point stealing so much from a business that it will go, well, out of business, because then they won't have a source of cash anymore.

    One (not the only one, but an important one) of the reasons organized crime keeps flourishing in Russia is because it is tolerated by those who are racketeered as a "lesser of evils". The mafia is smart about the amount of money it taxes you, and always leaves you with enough so it's still profitable for you to operate and make a living, even if just barely. They also form pacts with other big mafia groups about the "turf" - each group only "milks" their own turf. And finally they, through use of force, protect businesses from petty non-mafia criminals, often with much better efficiency than police.

    Faced on one side between a corrupt and inefficient police protection, the potential deadly hostility of the mafia, dirty (and violent) practices by competitors, and a huge amount of petty criminals who would tear your business apart if not controlled; and on the other side paying a large but still survivable "tax" to your "roof" in return for not only being left in peace by that mafia, but who (with lethal efficiency) keep petty criminals out, ensure neighboring mafia also leave you in piece as a respect for their neighbor's turf, businesses rationally choose the second option, since it is the only way they can survive. Heck, the mafia may even help you monopolize your market by putting YOUR competitor out of business as well.

    This problem can only be solved on a national level by combating the highest echelons of crime, increasing police power and pay, seeding out corruption, and restoring faith in the government. That's what Putin has been doing for the last few years, which did greatly improve security in Russia (what we see now is peanuts compared to what it was in mid 90s), but of course the only think the West knows about Putin is his anti-liberal oppressive stance, abuse of power, and polonium-armed spies killing political enemies half-way across the globe. Well, I guess every politician is only remembered for the bad things they done.

  100. Re:What is the deal with spam? by ghyd · · Score: 1

    "Can I take it that you like getting paper junk mail too?"

    Not liking something is different from calling death penalty for it. I obviously miss some important point about Spam (I'm sure some people are happy to have jobs designing Spam filters at Google) because I don't understand the feeling of this thread. Reminds me of old people raging against paper junk mail, but a younger and nerdier version of it.

    Maybe I'll get it and wish death to people I don't know nothing about, to thereafter learn that those people only live in a hoax that only exist to fulfill some nerd rage; it'll be great.

  101. right by someone1234 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lets say, deleting one days of spam is equivalent of a needle prick.
    Now, do the math, add them up for all the people on the world receiving the spam.

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    1. Re:right by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I dunno; I really dislike needles, so I don't think "a days worth of spam" is equivalent. I'd liken it more to, say, hearing what Paris Hilton is up to, or seeing pictures of the latest trashy popslut everywhere I go. Oh wait, I see a whole bunch of that because it's what big media produces and it's hard to escape. Strangely though, I don't wish any of the people involved to be tortured for the rest of their lives, even though they're "making" me waste my time on stuff I don't care about.

      What insulated lives us slashdotters do lead, such that a bit of spam is enough to make us wish horrible and inhumane things upon other people. No wonder so many people hate the Western world.

    2. Re:right by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, combating spam is the livelihood of some of us, including myself.

      For example, my place of employment employs a Bayesian spam filter, as well as a greylist RBL. It works very well, but inevitably, we're going to have one cunt email us saying "I GOT FIVE SPAM! FIX IT YOU WHORES!", or there's going to be one false positive, and going into Quarantine is simply too much for them to bear. Forget the millions of spam we block a week; those few that get through, or one legitimate that doesn't, is enough for someone to try to have our ass.

      What will fix attitudes like this? Education. Telling lusers not to click questionable links. Having managers understand the specifics of spam filtering. But those two things never come together; the crotchety old vagina in Accounts Receivable is always going to think "wow, that poor man in Nigeria!", and some asshole CIO who only got his job because he learned some buzzwords on G4 will bluster and threaten his way to overreactions.

      Considering those circumstances, it's understandable that someone would want a spammer dead; after all, they're trying to take our ability to feed our families away, no? Me, I'm not of that mindset; I judge individuals, not stereotypes. However, this was an exceptionally shitty individual, in an incredibly shitty country. So yeah... justice was pretty much served here.

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  102. definitely fake by borat4president · · Score: 2, Informative

    Googled the guy's name in Russian - no spam- or even internet-related mentions.

  103. fake or not...interesting by barocco · · Score: 1

    to see tech-junkie nerds of /. behave like hormone-driven mothers who'd cheer at pedophiles being castrated

  104. The Russian mafia doesn't HAVE to like spam by mrjb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because in Soviet Russia, ...

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  105. He must've been really dumb by gevantry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that the truly successful spammers are smart enough to hide their identities. Even in a country where laws concerning this abuse of the internet are lax or non-existent, one should be smart enough to know that their anti-social behavior is going to attract unwanted and hateful attention.

    Spammers don't deserve death. They deserve a punishment that will strip them of their property and most of their money, put them in jail for running botnets (theft of someone else's online connection fees), and forever bar them from using PCs under pain of further prosecution, and subject them surveillance to make sure they stay compliant with the terms of their convictions.

    Loss of wealth and property is torture enough.

  106. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now whatever the crime rates in the US may be, in the good old US of A the cops don't tolerate the murder of rich people no matter how dodgy their source of income may be.

    Maybe if we were talking about poor people, or minorities I could believe you, but in the US, the cops care about the murder of rich white people.

  107. I sent out an e-mail with the article URL by alizard · · Score: 1

    to a few friends. . . with the subject line "feel-good story of the day".

  108. No Russian news-source is mentioned by gr8dude · · Score: 3, Informative

    I find it funny that all of us are so into this story and no one has bothered to verify it. The guy claims he heard the news on TV and decided to translate it for us. The thing is that if you speak Russian, and check out the TV channels, or the Russian news agencies - none of them mentions such a case. For instance, http://lenta.ru/internet/ is silent about it.

    I must say this was a job well done by this bogus artist, he managed to spawn a classic slashdot dispute with many insightful posts, bravo! Well, maybe this will make spammers feel a bit uncomfortable...

    Morale of the story: 10 thousand lemmings can be wrong.

    1. Re:No Russian news-source is mentioned by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Many of us _did_ go to verify it, when it hit the more current news sites the other day. We read it, investigated it, found it was (likely) fake, and moved on. Then it hit /. with the hopeful believers, and suddenly it becomes a "classic slashdot dispute."

      Sorry to say it, but the world is bigger than /. and often less credulous.

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  109. We all saw that. by jac89 · · Score: 1

    Ah yes.. back in the day.

  110. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by darthflo · · Score: 1

    Actually we could make this dead simple: Let the people vote. Realizing this internationally may be a wee bit complicated, but imo possible. If somebody's sentenced for life and/or popular demand ensues for shorter convictions, the whole world can vote to relieve said felon of all charges, keep him for whatever sentence he's been given or decide to kill him. All that could be included nicely in some kind of web portal where you, right after the usual check of /. each morning, check whom you want to see dead today. After a few days (like 96 hours of voting per candidate) or a few (hundred?) million votes are cast, the votes are counted and whatever's been voted for the most is done :)

  111. Let them filter your mail by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    Means let them read it. I wouldn't let a stranger read my mail leave alone a spammer.

  112. A small step by eiapoce · · Score: 1

    A small bullet for a man, a giant leap for mankind. (The Mob)

  113. Re:What is the deal with spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "ChuckSchwab deserves to be brutally murdered"

    Slashdot user oncehour (ID #744756) on Friday October 12, 03:43AM

  114. A shame hell doesn't actually exist. by skinfitz · · Score: 1



    Anyone know where his grave is? I'd like to go and dance on it.

  115. looking like a hoax by daniel.waterfield · · Score: 3, Informative

    register is reporting this as a hoax. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/12/russian_spammer_murder/ tsk tsk tsk

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  116. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1
    Source?
    http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita ?

    As of 2000 or so:
    Murder rate:
    -US: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
    -Russia: 0.201534 per 1,000 people Keep it up, you may soon be a safer country than Armenia (0.042), India (0.034), Yemen (0.034), Dominica (0.029) and maybe Azerbaijan (0.028).
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  117. In Soviet Russia by mkuczara · · Score: 1

    In soviet Russia spam kills you

  118. Oh, we are liberal all right by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, see, the old definition of "liberal" (before in the US conservatives managed to redefine it to be some commie-mutant-traitor kinda pejorative) meant... well, the best way to explain it, is what nowadays is called "libertarian". Sorta. Conservatives were for the good ol', tried-and-tested power of the land-owners and top-down way to run an economy (with the king and landowners being "top" and you being "down"), liberals were for a more laissez-faire kind of economy. Let private initiative and the free market take care of everything. That kinda thing.

    That was the kind of liberalism that produced (and was produced by) the industrial revolution, which repelled the corn laws, etc.

    And it seems to me that this case is as liberal as it gets there. The government wasn't involved, private initiative (of a rich mafioso) led to the optimal solution, and I'm sure that a free market and supply-and-demand economics were involved somehow too. (E.g., he has to pay a competitive wage to the hitmen, based on supply and demand;)

    Heck, you can pretty much see Adam Smith's "invisible hand" metaphor in action there. To someone it the death of a spammer was worth more than whatever else he could have bought with that money -- and with the prices and wages in Russia, that must have been a lot of other stuff that could have been bought with the money -- and someone provided a supply for that demand. That's the kind of thing the wealth of nations is built upon.

    Caution: some sarcasm may have been involved. I know that's not exactly what Adam Smith was advocating, but hey... An invisible hand beating the snot out of a spammer. Now that's a metaphor I can't resist ;)

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    1. Re:Oh, we are liberal all right by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      The word liberal is used for left-wingers in Anglo-Saxon culture. Here, in Continental Europe, liberals are right-wing. Our political spectrum could be (very roughly) defined like this: On the right wing, the Christian-Democrats (Conservatives) and the Social-Democrats (Liberals). On the left, the Socialists and Communists, and usually Ecologists. Warning, this is not accurate, and varies from country to country.

      I'm not counting the far-right and far-left here. Sometimes it's difficult to tell them apart.

  119. Sorry for a paedophile? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    You've got to be trolling. From the article you link to...

    "Twenty-five million emails a day generated enough new clients to subsidize Kushnir's heroic bouts of clubbing and sex, indulging himself in a way that was remarkable even in a city known for its profound lack of shame." 15 year old girls are also mentioned...

    Beaten to death? Pretty fast compared to a lifetime ruined. (Abused children rarely fully recover).

    1. Re:Sorry for a paedophile? by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      You've got to be trolling. I hate being called a troll, although at least you had the courage to say it rather than hiding behind an anonymous moderation system. I have some weird arse beliefs in your opinion but so do a great many other people in mine, that does not make them trolls any more than me.

      I do not believe in the death penalty, most of us here in Europe do actually believe that revenge killings are barbaric. I will say that the guy was obviously a very sick individual but it sounds like he needed some serious help (like being thrown in an asylum for his own safety) rather than kicking to death.

      With regard to sleeping with 15 year olds that is too young for my tastes (I am 32), but lets not forget that in certain states that is old enough to marry. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age). In my country it could get him charged with statutory rape (quite rightly) but that does not currently carry the death penalty.

      I do take your point about abused children never recovering but we do not know the facts of the case. For starters we do not know whether the girl in question ever considered it abuse. Lets remember that if you are going to spend time in Moscow nightclubs during one of the harshest times in recent memory you are hardly likely to be the most naive 15 year old in the world. I personally find it a bit fucked up that she was even allowed into the nightclub if her age was outwardly apparent.

      Some 15 year old girls actually go looking for older men, although why either party is interested in someone so mentally different is completely beyond me as I actually find conversation an important part of any relationship.
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  120. Re:Let's haul out the checklist! Q&A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially if we get equally unreliable statistics reporting methods, we might pull way ahead! Yeeeah!

  121. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by sanjacguy · · Score: 1

    "Vigilantism is a horrible, frightening thing, and you have to ask yourself if you want to live in that kind of world. But, there comes a point, when someone has been abused enough, that vigilantism is the lesser of the evils. We must have a way to tell people to stop that will make them stop."

    Well, there's justifable homicide, battered wife 'syndrome', etc, but nothing quite where Spammer=justifiable killing. Hypothetical situations aside, I don't see this as vigilantism in action.

    I mean how many divorce attorneys would we lose... Um, you know forget I said anything.

  122. Re:What is the deal with spam? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    As long as we're using a system that allows people to send messages without being traced, and without putting anything on the line, that system will have spam.

    I'll say I actually do agree with that statement. Spam has a tremendous profit margin for the spammers, as it has close to zero cost per potential customer.

    However, I don't agree that the spam problem lies in the hands of those who are spammed. The problem is in the middlemen that make it work. There are too many complacent people that make the whole enterprise work - registrars, ISPs, etc... Likely becuase they are of course getting a cut of the action as well.

    As I've said before, spam will be brought down by an economic shift. Spam will cease when it is no longer profitable to spam.
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  123. Mafio by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    It's not a hoax, it's a message.

  124. Punishment fit the crime?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate spam as much as the next guy, but . . .

    3 seconds to delete the spam x 100 successful spam campaigns per year = 300 seconds/year
    60 seconds/minute x 60 minutes/hour x 24 hours/day x 365.25 days/year = 31,557,600 seconds/year
    300/31,557,600 = .0000950642

    So wasting .00950642% of your day in deserving of such a torturous death?

    Shit, I'd hate to see what you do to the Jehovah's Witness' when they come knocking at your door!!

    1. Re:Punishment fit the crime?!? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      My highest spam count was 1170 spams/day. - in 2001
      I lasted a week, if that. The only way to avoid it was to change my email domain.
      But for the life of me, I just don't get it!
      By now, who would fall for spam any more????
      IMHO it's dying and going to wither away....

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  125. Oblig and I'm sure redundant by now by jon287 · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia, spam sends YOU!

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  126. Hunting Spammers on Pay-Per-View by Snowtide · · Score: 1

    I have wondered how much trouble it would be to set this up. Once a month a military team hunts down and kills a spammer or group of spammers on Pay-Per-View. I bet people would pay money to see that. Entertainment and social good! What could be better? :)

  127. Hoax, and Possible Malware Vector by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Register is saying this looking more and more like a hoax.

    Alexey Tolstokozhev fails to show up on any web searches either, except in the context of his supposed assassination. Informed parties, such as Sunbelt president and chief executive Alex Eckelberry, have never heard of him either.

    Eckelberry did a little digging and discovered that Loonov's website, where reports of the hit first surfaced, was only registered on Tuesday and with EST Domains, an operation that has attracted complaints about hosting malware.

    Loonov's website is free of malware (at least at the time of writing) but distinctly whiffy. Bloggers who first took the story at face value have begun to reverse their positions.

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  128. Re:That explains it - vigilante justice by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

    Not to be a troll but.... I vote for all the black people.

  129. In Soviet Russia ... by FunkyRider · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia ... spammer kills you!

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  130. Russian spammer murder hoax exposed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the register.. A yarn that a prolific Russian spammer was whacked by Russian hit-men is increasingly looking like a hoax. The supposed assassination of one "Alexey Tolstokozhev" in Moscow, was first reported on a website run by "Alex Loonov". Loonov's account (at loonov.com/russian-viagra-and-penis-enlargement-spammer-murdered.htm) seemed all too plausible to the casual observer, especially since it played into public perceptions about the Russian mafia. Alexey Tolstokozhev (btw, in Russian his name means 'Thick Skin'), a Russian spammer, found murdered in his luxury house near Moscow. He has been shot several times with one bullet stuck in his head. According to authorities, this last head shot is a clear mark of russian hit men (known as "killers" in Russia). The story was picked up by blogs and spread rapidly across the net. Unfortunately, the tale is a load of cobblers. First up, the name Alexey Tolstokozhev doesn't appear on Spamhaus' ROKSO list, an odd omission for a supposedly prolific spammer. Perhaps he's managed to dodge ISP takedown orders, if not assassins bullets. Or perhaps not. Alexey Tolstokozhev fails to show up on any web searches either, except in the context of his supposed assassination. Informed parties, such as Sunbelt president and chief executive Alex Eckelberry, have never heard of him either. Eckelberry did a little digging and discovered that Loonov's website, where reports of the hit first surfaced, was only registered on Tuesday and with EST Domains, an operation that has attracted complaints about hosting malware. Loonov's website is free of malware (at least at the time of writing) but distinctly whiffy. Bloggers who first took the story at face value have begun to reverse their positions. ®

  131. Spam? by Seismologist · · Score: 1

    Does this posting count as spam, or is it a fake?

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  132. Oh yes, I'm the troll... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    Get a grip.

    You are in denial and need to admit you have a real problem. Just because slashdot mods are just as fucked up as you doesn't make you right.

    I suppose you thought Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" was serious?

    Now you're trying to claim you weren't serious. It's pretty clear that you don't care if spammers are killed for no other reason than sending unsolicited email. You can either defend everyone's civil rights or you're no better than the ones taking them away. What's next Eric? Lynch mobs killing all disruptive advertisers? Going by your method of calculating damages, I'm sure it could be "justified."

    nor am I inciting anyone to apply "vigilante justice" (though that's apparently already happening).

    Fortunately, it was a fake. The rabid anti-spammers on slashdot, in their zeal to see spammers DIE, were duped by the spammers. It seems they've outsmarted you guys again. You're just like the anti-abortionists that cheer for clinic bombings or the anti-americans that cheered 9/11 in the streets of palestine. You're a sick person. Seek help.

  133. Is everyone with a 4 digit ID a sick fucker? by MacDork · · Score: 1

    The El Camino guy, whatever he did, still only committed one act and probably didn't even intend do.

    No, that's why I chose the El Camino guy. He's had that piece of shit car for years. It breaks down all the time. He should buy a roadworthy car, but he never does. He's constantly wasting thousands of people's time! So I can shoot him in the face next time, right? Huh? Huh? Can I? Please, can I? I wanna shoot him in the face jedidiah!!!

    Spammers do what they do over and over again, to millions of people with the intent to abuse everybody for their own selfish gain.

    Wow, this is sooo awesome! Not only can I shoot El Camino guy, but now I can waste a few tobacco farmers, abortion doctors.... is it ok if I mount a few human heads on my wall at home? I'll make a rug out of El Camino guy though, since I'm shooting him in the face.

    <sarcasm />

  134. Update: Fake? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Nothing about it in the Moscow Times crime section. But don't feel bad, there is this story instead: Filmmaker Murdered, Flushed Down Toilet

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  135. Re:Sign me up! by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1
    I'd like to see a cite. I remember reading about the "Bell Box" a few years ago, and it's inventer's troubles witht he law, but recent searches have turned up nothing. Perhaps my google-fu is not strong enough.


    The concept however, is a sound one.

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  136. Modded insightful for comparing apples to oranges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the fuck do you get a Score: 4, Insightful mod for comparing apples to oranges?

    So, you don't see how it is different for one person to spend 385 years deleting spam, as opposed to 30,000,000 people spending 3 seconds deleting spam? Please don't tell me you (or the mods) are that stupid.

    I think you should be answering the question of why you think it is equally as bad to spread the task amongst many people.

  137. Re:Not the first time - mod parent UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL :)
    Thanks abb3w for the laugh!...

  138. Re:What is the deal with spam? by oncehour · · Score: 1

    Now that on the other hand is a half decent and funny joke. Although a pretty poor troll if that was the intent.

  139. Make them type DEL 300 million times by billstewart · · Score: 1

    You don't need to torture spammers - just make them spend as much time deleting spam as their recipients have, or triple that as punitive damages, kind of like making litterers clean up trash as punishment. Put them in front of a machine and make them hit DEL until either all the spam is gone.

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  140. Just give them the junked messages by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Let them be useful, finding false positives in the leftovers from spam filters. They'll probably miss them, but having a bunch of convicted spammers working in parallel means that there's less chance of them getting missed.


    Or give them the stream of email from other convicted spammers to wade through.

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  141. Re:Sign me up! by russotto · · Score: 1
  142. Re:Modded insightful for comparing apples to orang by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

    Because if one person thinks it's OK to send hundreds of email messages to me that take me three seconds each to delete, then thousands more people will think the same thing. Maybe one spammer doesn't waste too much of my life but collectively they sure do. You can model it as a utility function. It's basic economics; there's nothing complicated about the analysis.