Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"
Welcome to Windows, with the new E-Mail security feature, where its extremely difficult for you to locate anything in any E-Mail, this feature also makes it extremely difficult for anyone else not authorized, to find anything in your E-Mail also.
New feature for office software from our upgrades dept:
This year we are adding the ability to print documents, stayed tuned next year for only $99 we will enhance our office suite software with the color black being added to the font selection screen. Scheduled for Release later on at $99 each is The final letters to the Alphabet added (w, i, n, d, o, & s) (we didn't want anyone to write bad things about Windows, so we omitted those letters so no one could make a Document that spoke bad about us. If by chance you have those letters available we shall be contacting you, to sue you for Reverse engineering our proprietary software)
(Note: This was just a joke, please do not take it literally)
Our test subjects
1 - 6 year old rabbit
1 - 2 year old turtle
To start with we have tied the rabbits rear legs together, then offered up a moldy piece of lettuce. The rabbits time in getting to this food was 38.4 seconds.
I then took a fresh piece of lettuce and stuck in inches from the turtles face. The turtle got the lettuce in 15.4 seconds.
From this test I can conclude that Turtles are faster then rabbits.
Next week we shall test if a Rage128 card is faster then a GF5900 using the Pong game, this should be interesting as I have the budget to only afford that game.
Yeah? well I started making backups after I got $500 worth of CD's stolen out of my car, now they can break in and steal those single numbered labeled CD's as I have the originals sitting safely in a secured area. But then again I am no longer buying NEW cd's, far cheaper to hit Pawn shops or used Music stores, Buy them, make back ups, store originals elsewhere. There is no anti-copy scheme short of making the Music unlistenable that can not be copied one way or another. Sure some make take longer to copy but you still get a Digital copy (Transfer Tape to MP3 via Stereo to PC).
Next thing you know the RIAA will Start to sue PC makers and no one will get a keyboard with their New PC, all voice activated. Then what the hell are we going to do.
Once they make it to the moon and notice that there is no flag, footprints, or left over rocket parts, then we'll know that the "one small step for mankind" occured somewhere in the Arizona desert
Just curious, but don't you think that since that time and the advances the USA has made in space flight that they wouldn't have already gone there and put the stuff in place even if they had not done it in the '60s.
Come on, a good conspiracy is unable to be proven, and if the earlier space flight/moon walk was a fake, well that would be one major blunder if they hadn't fixed it by now, well before other countries started thinking about entering the space race.
Oh Yeah, forgot to tell you, they are after you now.
We use a Program called BridgeTrak, it keeps them all under wraps pretty well.
http://www.helpdesksoftware.com/kemma.htm
looks like they have a new program called Helpdesk (though I haven't looked into that yet)
Does this mean the public can get access to the Data? Yeah a Nice screen saver would be Awesome if you had realtime updated weather info, just a glance and see if you need a umbrella or not today, taken a step further, the smart house can now tell you what the hell is going on outside your house for the rest of the day or week.
Maybe next step would be to route out stupid people sensor network, then you can plan your trips to avoid not only bad weather but dumb areas as well.
Matel, the maker/owner of Monopoly is filing suit for wrongful use of one of its games, reverse engineering of the fake money and splitting apart the fundementals of the game for other uses.......
I am wondering if maybe there can be turnabout, and get the names addresses and phone numbers of the individuals of the RIAA, and maybe start doing some privacy infringement upon those that so dearly want to invade others privacy.
I personally think that most colleges of that league can stand up to the assault from the RIAA, but I think the RIAA went after the larger institutes because of the Success so far afforded such reckless abandonment of privacy by other schools and companies that buckled under the pressure of RIAA's Weilding of the DCMA.
Anyways it was just a thought.
I had a LAN Party in My warehouse, and www.lanparty.com was the most helpful with tips and things one might overlook.
Power was never an Issue with my setup as I have as I have 9 seperate Circuits of 10kA each, I also ran 12 seperate Servers with various games on then. Since I have a warehouse, I set an Area aside for those that got a little tired to crash in. Bathrooms didn't end up being an Issue, neither was Food. Hope everything goes great for you.
BTW here is a Link for something Awesome www.gdfest.com which sets up gaming parties across the country, hooking multiple sites together for those that can not travel to other states.
Yes its a very smelly job, I worked on an Eggfarm for a summer, took me 5 years before I could eat an Egg, and almost 10 years before I could eat chicken again. Trust me, those barns really smell bad.
Oh get off your High horse, if you played that game then the reason they shouldn't play it is quite obvious, and it has nothing to do with Violence, Sex, or drugs, it has to do with the fact the Game just plain sucks garbage, get for real, if you are a parent buying this for your kid, you need to be Submitted to the local looney bin, for your kids protection.
No, Selling them our older weapons was one of the Key factors in the war against Iraq, We sold them the old stuff and used the new stuff against them.
Also I would like to point out how many times have you played a Racing game, then had to go to the store, did you not race your engine, and jack rabbit the lights?
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Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"
Welcome to Windows, with the new E-Mail security feature, where its extremely difficult for you to locate anything in any E-Mail, this feature also makes it extremely difficult for anyone else not authorized, to find anything in your E-Mail also.
New feature for office software from our upgrades dept:
This year we are adding the ability to print documents, stayed tuned next year for only $99 we will enhance our office suite software with the color black being added to the font selection screen. Scheduled for Release later on at $99 each is The final letters to the Alphabet added (w, i, n, d, o, & s) (we didn't want anyone to write bad things about Windows, so we omitted those letters so no one could make a Document that spoke bad about us. If by chance you have those letters available we shall be contacting you, to sue you for Reverse engineering our proprietary software)
(Note: This was just a joke, please do not take it literally)
Our test subjects
1 - 6 year old rabbit
1 - 2 year old turtle
To start with we have tied the rabbits rear legs together, then offered up a moldy piece of lettuce. The rabbits time in getting to this food was 38.4 seconds.
I then took a fresh piece of lettuce and stuck in inches from the turtles face. The turtle got the lettuce in 15.4 seconds.
From this test I can conclude that Turtles are faster then rabbits.
Next week we shall test if a Rage128 card is faster then a GF5900 using the Pong game, this should be interesting as I have the budget to only afford that game.
Yeah? well I started making backups after I got $500 worth of CD's stolen out of my car, now they can break in and steal those single numbered labeled CD's as I have the originals sitting safely in a secured area. But then again I am no longer buying NEW cd's, far cheaper to hit Pawn shops or used Music stores, Buy them, make back ups, store originals elsewhere. There is no anti-copy scheme short of making the Music unlistenable that can not be copied one way or another. Sure some make take longer to copy but you still get a Digital copy (Transfer Tape to MP3 via Stereo to PC).
Next thing you know the RIAA will Start to sue PC makers and no one will get a keyboard with their New PC, all voice activated. Then what the hell are we going to do.
Oh Yeah, forgot to tell you, they are after you now.
We use a Program called BridgeTrak, it keeps them all under wraps pretty well. http://www.helpdesksoftware.com/kemma.htm looks like they have a new program called Helpdesk (though I haven't looked into that yet)
Does this mean the public can get access to the Data? Yeah a Nice screen saver would be Awesome if you had realtime updated weather info, just a glance and see if you need a umbrella or not today, taken a step further, the smart house can now tell you what the hell is going on outside your house for the rest of the day or week. Maybe next step would be to route out stupid people sensor network, then you can plan your trips to avoid not only bad weather but dumb areas as well.
Matel, the maker/owner of Monopoly is filing suit for wrongful use of one of its games, reverse engineering of the fake money and splitting apart the fundementals of the game for other uses.......
I am wondering if maybe there can be turnabout, and get the names addresses and phone numbers of the individuals of the RIAA, and maybe start doing some privacy infringement upon those that so dearly want to invade others privacy. I personally think that most colleges of that league can stand up to the assault from the RIAA, but I think the RIAA went after the larger institutes because of the Success so far afforded such reckless abandonment of privacy by other schools and companies that buckled under the pressure of RIAA's Weilding of the DCMA. Anyways it was just a thought.
I Build Custom systems for Digital Media. I needed the ability to Run 80 systems (comprising of 1 PC and 1-2 large Plasma screens + 1-2 LCD's)
You asked.
I had a LAN Party in My warehouse, and www.lanparty.com was the most helpful with tips and things one might overlook. Power was never an Issue with my setup as I have as I have 9 seperate Circuits of 10kA each, I also ran 12 seperate Servers with various games on then. Since I have a warehouse, I set an Area aside for those that got a little tired to crash in. Bathrooms didn't end up being an Issue, neither was Food. Hope everything goes great for you. BTW here is a Link for something Awesome www.gdfest.com which sets up gaming parties across the country, hooking multiple sites together for those that can not travel to other states.
Yes its a very smelly job, I worked on an Eggfarm for a summer, took me 5 years before I could eat an Egg, and almost 10 years before I could eat chicken again. Trust me, those barns really smell bad.
Oh get off your High horse, if you played that game then the reason they shouldn't play it is quite obvious, and it has nothing to do with Violence, Sex, or drugs, it has to do with the fact the Game just plain sucks garbage, get for real, if you are a parent buying this for your kid, you need to be Submitted to the local looney bin, for your kids protection.
No, Selling them our older weapons was one of the Key factors in the war against Iraq, We sold them the old stuff and used the new stuff against them. Also I would like to point out how many times have you played a Racing game, then had to go to the store, did you not race your engine, and jack rabbit the lights?