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Microsoft Raises Security Game, Notes Shortcomings Elsewhere

LMCBoy writes "Steve Ballmer recently told an industry conference that Microsoft software is more secure than Linux. PJ at Groklaw has a nice, thorough analysis of this dubious claim. She points out that not only are there vastly more Microsoft exploits reported, but that the exploits tend to be much more severe, involving remote administrator access." In related news, mhesseltine writes "According to an article from the Washington Post, in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products, instead of those of their competitors. Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"

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  1. Really? by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you think it could POSSIBLE be due to the fact that Office 2003 just came out and the need to find a reason to get people to buy it?

    "Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'""

    1. Re:Really? by digital+bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he was talking about clippy. I bet clippy haunts old Bill's dreams at night.

      Bill: "WHY oh WHY did I ask for an animated paperclip????"
      Clippy: "It looks like you're suffering from a nervous breakdown. Press F2 for synonyms of 'nervous breakdown'."

      Clunkiest 'bug' I've ever seen in office.

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    2. Re:Really? by Rary · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Precisely.

      This is nothing new. Remember when Windows 2000 came out, and magazines were filled with all those Microsoft ads making fun of the Windows 98 BSOD?

      They trashed Win98 to sell Win2K. Why wouldn't they trash Office2K/XP to sell Office03?

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    3. Re:Really? by Fancia · · Score: 1

      "Insightful?" Though the point is valid, it's simply parroting back *precisely* the point of the entire article linked to, giving quite the impression of neither poster nor moderators having read the article at all.

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    4. Re:Really? by Cylix · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's Official...

      Steve and Bill are high on life per say. If you can call high on life smoking dubious amounts of crack-cocaine.

      In the twisted ramblings of these two mad men there is a rhyme to their reason. It is just unfortunate that to discern their meanings you must be "in the zone."

      Thus, Bill and Steve reached an agreeement they would be bundling crack with windows 2003 family edition.

      Bill and Steve could not be reached for comment, but a spokesperson for Microsoft said they were all really buzzing with these new enhancements to the windows product line.

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    5. Re:Really? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, that was my point?

    6. Re:Really? by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      So that's why so many people don't want to switch to Linux.

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    7. Re:Really? by binarybum · · Score: 1

      uh yeah... umm, that's exactly what the article was about...

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    8. Re:Really? by Drakon · · Score: 1

      I remember reading somewhere that his wife is responsible for it's predicessor (which I believe was called "MS BOB")

      you don't think that could have anything to do with him still being there?

    9. Re:Really? by Drakon · · Score: 1

      what is this "article" you speak of?
      Where do I read it?
      (sorry, I'm a slashdot user... I know not of these things)

      besides, he posted within a minute of the article hitting the front page. you don't expect that he knows (or the moderators for that matter) what the article says?

    10. Re:Really? by asreal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally I think it's productive and mature to be able to criticize your own products. We all know there are parts of every piece of software that could be better. To hear the dominant force in the industry claiming that they still have room for improvement is refreshing.

    11. Re:Really? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      They only do it when it is time to sell their newest upgrades.

    12. Re:Really? by k12linux · · Score: 1
      This is nothing new. Remember when Windows 2000 came out, and magazines were filled with all those Microsoft ads making fun of the Windows 98 BSOD?

      And it's not like it started there. Every version of Windows from Win3.1 on was the most "user friendly, fastest, most reliable OS avialable"... right up until shortly before the next version. Then they instantly became "difficult, too slow and prone to application and OS crashes."

      Fortunately the new version had all those problems fixed.

    13. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, too, how Bill Gates "removed" DOS at XP's launch event?

    14. Re:Really? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      close.
      This one is more agressive, cause,
      "wouldn't it be nice if you didn't have to worry about those problem? well, just pay us an anual fee, and we will allow you to connect to our word.net. We'll keep it on our systems. ahh for your convience, of course."

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    15. Re:Really? by t0ny · · Score: 1
      Do you think it could POSSIBLE be due to the fact that Office 2003 just came out and the need to find a reason to get people to buy it?


      "Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'""

      And of course, everything MS does has to fit into some ulterior motive consipracy plan.

      Please dont take away the warm security blanket of our conspiracy fears. Its all we have left.

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    16. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And every version was supposed to be faster than the last one - and still Windows 2000 or XP is slow as hell on machines that are so fast we didn't even dream of them back when Windows 3.11 was new.

    17. Re:Really? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Read the MSFT SEC fillings. Those fillings state that one of their biggest problems regarding future growth/profits is selling their newest products to their current customer base.

    18. Re:Really? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > high on life per say

      "per se," you mean.

    19. Re:Really? by cbass377 · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about Bill, But the guy does have a master grasp of the obvious.

      If I had a dollar for every time I heard those complaints or variations on the theme, I would be as rich as he is.

    20. Re:Really? by k12linux · · Score: 1
      And every version was supposed to be faster than the last one

      If you want to see fast... run Win31 on a modern PC. Boots up in seconds. Of course it doesn't have nearly the functionality of current Windows.. but it makes me think that the only reason new versions of Windows are "faster" is that they are typically run on newer higher-end hardware.

    21. Re:Really? by t0ny · · Score: 1
      So it cant be a conspiracy then, can it?

      Oh wait- Darth Vader, why dont you go and file Senator Palpatine's taxes, and be sure to get deductions for his Imperial Star Destroyers. We get a bigger refund if you use the "Galactic Usurper" exemptions.

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    22. Re:Really? by platipusrc · · Score: 1
      well, just pay us an anual fee
      You misspelled anal!
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  2. Pah by caluml · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Even people that don't know anything about computers know that Linux is that "other thing" that's "more secure". I know which would be my chosen OS to run any kind of internetwork-connected services. And it's not Windows.

    1. Re:Pah by pi+eater · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bullshit.

      80% of the computer newbies I talk to have no idea what Linux or UNIX are. A lot of them do not make a clear distinction between the OS and the hardware it runs on.

      "What kind of computer do you have?"
      "Windows 95!"

      geeky shirts and more

    2. Re:Pah by pudding7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the most ignorant thing I've read on here in a long time. Call your parents right now and ask them what their computer runs. They'll say Windows. Then ask them what Linux is. They'll say "A character in Charlie Brown?" Then call your kids junior high teacher and ask her, then call your priest and ask him, then call your gay uncle and ask him. The masses have no idea what Linux is, let alone anything about it's security vs. that of Windows.

    3. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a Fortune1000 CTO? NO! So B.G. doesn't give a flying fuck what you think.

    4. Re:Pah by caluml · · Score: 0, Troll

      Linux is a character in Charlie Brown? I don't know why you'd say that. Lihnux doesn't sound like Lienus at all. It could only be confusing if you say it wrong.

    5. Re:Pah by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      I mentioned unix to one new computer user over AIM, and his response was "Oh yea, ive played that game". Then when i told him it was an operation system, and after explaining what an operating system is for about an hour. I explained that unix/linux was an operation system sometimes used by more advanced users and he went "Oh so thell send it to me in a few months" basicly it was the AIM conversation from hell. And the reson he first IMed me was he was trying to buy my AIM screenname off of me for 7 Deutschmarks (a little under $5).

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    6. Re:Pah by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      "What kind of computer do you have?"
      "Windows 95!"


      brain... hurting.

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    7. Re:Pah by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      " Even people that don't know anything about computers know that Linux is that "other thing" that's "more secure". I know which would be my chosen OS to run any kind of internetwork-connected services."

      Yeah, but unfortunately it's dying.

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    8. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe this comment got modded up. People that "don't know anything about computers" barely know how to email coherently. They certainly are ignorant of the Windows-related security issues that they face every time they turn on their computer. How many average users out there are even running a firewall, especially if they're on dial-up? These people have a hard time doing simple maintenance tasks, such as a periodic system scan for viruses or even de-fragging a disk.

      Most of people who don't know anything about computers have never even HEARD of Linux. They only know Windows and Mac and they only thing they know about a Mac is they don't have one.

    9. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have one of those Operation systems when I was a kid. It was cool how the nose lit up when you hit the side of the hole with the tweezers while trying to pull out the bone.

    10. Re:Pah by wmaker · · Score: 1

      Linus.... Linux, i could see where people would get confused, but until i hear an audio of Linus saying it, i'll keep an open mind.

    11. Re:Pah by wmaker · · Score: 1

      Now, hundreds of thousands of football fans think Linux is a blonde haired boy that knows a lot of famous people from various occupations.

    12. Re:Pah by caluml · · Score: 1

      No I'm not clueless.

      Internet conencted Linux versus Windows servers? I'd say there were more Linux ones.

      I started off admining Windows. I was good at it. Then I discovered Linux, and started getting interested in it.

      I don't write code as shell scripts work well in most situations. And if I did, it would be with ssh, vi, and gcc.

      As for securing your Windows boxes, I'll always admit it is possible to secure them enough. Keeping them secured is a full time job though. When was the last time that a release version of Apache allowed someone on the net to run commands on the webserver? What about those ../../../cmd.exe exploits in IIS? That's just the lamest thing ever. I suggest you sign up to NTBugtraq, and understand why some of us aren't exactly singing Windows' praises.

    13. Re:Pah by caluml · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you know this already.
      http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/mirrors/kernel.org/linu x/kernel/SillySounds/

      Lee-nucks. Which is how someone would say Lihnux with a longer i.

    14. Re:Pah by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      ...and it's far easier to write code in Windows.


      As someone who has been programming since the Commodore PET, though the Commodore 64, Atari, Apple, Sun, SGI, DOS, Convex, Cray, etc., etc., and Windows, I disagree.
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    15. Re:Pah by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      That's the most ignorant thing I've read on here in a long time. Call your parents right now and ask them what their computer runs.

      Gosh, that's funny. My Dad knew what Linux was before I even told him I was running it at home. After all of the viruses, ad-ware, spy-ware, spam and pop-ups while browsing, he's actually considering switching to Linux. BTW, Dad is pretty much the average user: Word documents, spreadsheets, occasional presentation, email and web browsing.

      Now, after you finish asking all of the people you are SURE won't know about Linux, let's look at the other half of the population: College students, Professors and business professionals. I'd wager more than half of them at least know about Linux.

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    16. Re:Pah by gfxguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      My father has his own accounting firm. When the software vendor for his tax program told him they were announcing end-of-life support for their Windows 98 software, he faxed back their announcement with "so support LINUX!" written across it in big black sharpie ink.

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    17. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha!

      I have to disagree with you there.

      One of the reasons geeks are so "overzealous" about Mac, Linux, BSd, etc, is that the windows monopoly has pretty much defined "Windows" as "computer".

      Sure, maybe your friends or co-workers who know a "little" about computers know what linux is, most folks don't.

      Once I told a friend about the Mac and he said "does it come with windows"?

      It's kinda sad that people assume computers can't do something unless Windows can do it.

      Most people just see the computers they have at work and that's all a computer is in there minds.....

    18. Re:Pah by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

      I will have to admits I didnt know what UNIX is until I was in sophmore years in 1998 (or was it 1997? it dont matter anyway...). When my friend's brother asked me "what is UNIX?" that I dont know the answer to it and basically I told him I dont know then he show me what UNIX is and learned about it and so on to LINUX afterward.

      Anyway, I just started using Linux (only on surface) on my other box due to some reason. however, my monitor crashed which is bad and I dont have sufficent budget to buy other one until next month. bah.

      Sadden by that the fact I am STILL on Window 98 se. which is bad thing(tm). I just want to break away very soon. Moo.

      meanwhile, I am still on. :(
      (excuse my english grammar is any, which is not my primary language anyway.)

    19. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the link to your highly scientific survey is where...?

    20. Re:Pah by apoplectic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People that don't know anything don't KNOW that Linux is better (btw, if they knew that, they would indeed know SOMETHING about computers). They might believe this to be true (as opposed to "know"). But I'm curious as to how they believe it. One could easily contend that the herd often subscribes to the "grass is always greener." Other than what MS might say to the geek masses, from what source would an ignorant user decide that Linux was a bad thing?

    21. Re:Pah by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um... I'm sorry you're stupid. Does windows come with a built in firewall? No. Does Linux install with everything turned on? Nope.

      Do MCSE qualified professionals know how to do anything outside of the gui? Rarely.

      Not only is the OS more stable, comes with it's own firewall and forces you to turn on only the options you plan to use, Linux gurus/sys admins have to know how things work and are far more knowledgable than the average MCSE expert.

      And do you know why there are so many version of Linux? because they are constantly patching their own security holes, adding new features and not sitting on their asses waiting for those security holes to go away on their own.

      Wasn't it Steve Ballmer who said he wished those security experts would just shut up? Does that REALLY sound to you like he is concerned with computer security or just wants security through obscurity?

      Get a brain then get a life.

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    22. Re:Pah by Drantin · · Score: 1

      Far be it from me to proclaim any virtues of Windows, but Windows XP does come with a simple firewall... It just renders so many other things useless that most people turn it off...

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    23. Re:Pah by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      And yet there are people out there without any vested interests that know a lot about computers and think Windows is actually more secure.

    24. Re:Pah by fugue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "What kind of person are you?"
      "Engineer!"
      "Left-dominant!"
      "Hindu!"
      "C affeinated!"
      "CowboyNeal!"
      "Windows 95!"

      More or less the same hardware, different software. Your answer depends on what factors you consider relevant. The hardware all behaves more or less the same modulo how fast things run; the software is far more interesting!

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    25. Re:Pah by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      call your gay uncle and ask him

      I don't have one. So I asked yours. He said he didn't have time to answer because he was on the way out the door to pick up his nephew for a special evening together.

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    26. Re:Pah by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you got modded funny but I have a similar true story (I am assuming yours is true). My father-in-law is the financial controller at a business and there accounting software is no longer supported on NT but not yet supported on 2003 so he's asked his network support contractor to come up with a linux solution.

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    27. Re:Pah by iriles · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is studing for her phd in jurisprudence, which is like a law degree but instead of studing the application of law you study the philosophy behind it. Anyway one day I asked her what she thought of open source and if they ever talked about it in any of her classes. She had no idea what I was talking about. She hadn't heard of Linux either. Her roomate, another law student, had a vague idea that Linux was something for the computer.

      Two law students at UC Berkeley who had never heard of open source or Linux in 2003. It blew my mind.

    28. Re:Pah by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

      Heh, actually my mom and dad have both asked me about Linux independent of my prompting them and discussed with me the possibility of switching. I advised against it for now (relatively speaking from when we talked about it, which was about a year and a half ago, so maybe i should look into it for them again...). I don't have kids or a priest, and my uncle isn't gay, so I can't provide counter examples on that front. ;)

      You have to understand, neither of my parents are what you would call tech heads. Computers to them are just tools, and they're getting fed up with the tools provided by MSFT... I'd suggest something OS X based for their needs but cost is very much a factor to them so a $400 PC running linux would beat out a $800 eMac hands down, no matter how polished the apple experience might be in comparison.

    29. Re:Pah by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      ...and it's far easier to write code in Windows.

      As someone who has been programming since the Commodore PET, though the Commodore 64, Atari, Apple, Sun, SGI, DOS, Convex, Cray, etc., etc., and Windows, I disagree.

      My experience is similar (less the Cray :) and goes back to the same period, and the Windows API is a real kludge. When they moved from 16- to 32-bit, it really got ripe, trying (and failing) to keep everything backward-compatible. The OP was probably talking about writing *Hello World* in Visual Basic.

    30. Re:Pah by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      but until i hear an audio of Linus saying it It's actually - "Lee nihcks", I heard a sound file of Linus saying it awhile ago, but I don't remember from where...

    31. Re:Pah by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      As for securing your Windows boxes, I'll always admit it is possible to secure them enough. Keeping them secured is a full time job though. When was the last time that a release version of Apache allowed someone on the net to run commands on the webserver? What about those ../../../cmd.exe exploits in IIS? That's just the lamest thing ever. I suggest you sign up to NTBugtraq, and understand why some of us aren't exactly singing Windows' praises.

      You know... there is a version of Apache for Windows... that argument isn't very valid.

    32. Re:Pah by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      That move from 16-32 bit was, umm, a long long time ago.

      If you're still cranky over that, then I'm sure that MS-DOS config.sys syntax really sinks your panties.

      The people who say it's easier to write in Unix are the same ones who wrote Makefiles in Windows, and used 'vi'. Ridiculous.

      You look at any large project, especially involving a graphical component, and it's far quicker to develop with C++ or C# (VB is effectively dead, though judging from your 16-32 bit comment you're probably refering to VB 2.0).

      Take even your average tiered network application - piece of cake in Windows, pain in the ass in Unix (unless you use Java).

      Ooh, I know, I'll use sockets and custom protocols! That's, umm, fast and maintainable!

    33. Re:Pah by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Just as a note, real programmers don't use ssh, vi, and gcc unless they _have_ to. And you pretty much have to in Unix, unless you use Java (Eclipse or NetBeans are good there). Hence one of the reasons it's easier to develop in Windows.

    34. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's more like Lee-nooks.

    35. Re:Pah by gfxguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It may be funny, but I wasn't kidding. He's been asking me about linux for years, and as his small office grew from one machine to two, then three and four, he found out the hard way that Windows was never built to "share", that it's always just been one kludge on top of another to print to a remote printer, share files, and share applications.

      That last one is the real sticking point. A good server with several clients is the ideal solution for a place like his (think thin). The way he's got it now, because of his slow growth into it, he's got to install the software on all the machines, the data is spread out all over the place, all the drives have different names on different machines (like I said - he grew into it without planning ahead, so you can blame that on him, but to name drives differently now would break everything).

      When I told him about the ideal thin client solution, he thought that was an amazing concept. What's more amazing is how long the concept has been around and not implemented without kludgy hacks in Windows.

      I could blather on and on about it, but it's not worth it. The software company doesn't care about Linux, and I've reminded him he's got other software that won't work in Linux. However, I believe he'd make the effort to switch if his primary accounting software was available in Linux - and if he could keep around the old versions (he's got to keep records for a certain number of years), maybe by using WINE or something.

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    36. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zou mean LeNukes?

    37. Re:Pah by Reglar_Joe · · Score: 1

      "Dad is pretty much the average user: Word documents, spreadsheets, occasional presentation, email and web browsing." What? No pr0n? How is he average?

    38. Re:Pah by mirko · · Score: 1

      unless they _have_ to
      I believe a lot of us actually love to code using vi and gcc and despise most RAD tools.
      Until sooner this year, I usually coded so, especially Qt stuff (the Qt event-slot paradigm is the best programing model since sliced bread).
      I then switched to OSX and must admit that their Interface Builder / Project builder *is* very useable while I could never get properly use MS Visual Studio (C++... VB is okay).
      So, why do you talk ergonomy when other platforms have either a more comfotable programing model or better tools ?

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    39. Re:Pah by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      I still have 98SE too, and its what I boot to the most when I need to use windows. (My system can boot to 98SE, Me (never really use, just there cause dell tech support people are idiots and complain if im running a different OS than came with the comp), XP, Redhat 9.0, mandrake 9.1. Whenever I want to use something I cant run with wine (aka most of my games), I boot to 98SE. I reccomend staying with 98SE and setting up your system to be dual boot 98SE and Linux.

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    40. Re:Pah by caluml · · Score: 1

      You know... there is a version of Apache for Windows... that argument isn't very valid. Yep, I know. There's Apache, MySQL and PHP for Windows. And then the question is why, if you're running any of those on Windows, why not run them on the platform type they were written for? Why would anyone run Apache, MySQL, PHP and Windows? It just doesn't make sense. Unless the person running it is too scared to get involved in Linux.

    41. Re:Pah by colinleroy · · Score: 1

      Does windows come with a built in firewall? No.
      At least get your facts right: XP does.
      Anyway, a firewall is not enough...

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    42. Re:Pah by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Oooohhh... how many years later? Should I jump up and down because they FINALLY added a firewall and it's a piece of shit?

      If Microsoft was so good and so secure, why does www.microsoft.com come up with them running Linux for their caching and distribution? Because Microsoft can't handle it! They would crash in a heartbeat!

      Face facts, Microsoft has lost their edge on the server market. I wouldn't trust their unstable, wide open hackable piece of crap for even the small business. But hey, it's great for playing games.

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    43. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their firewall is useless if you load up a script in an email or web page. Zonealarm is a good model of a firewall for M$ products.

    44. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, thats cos thats not what firewalls are designed to do... Zonealarm just happens to protect against some scripties, and its not bad at doing it. More info on firewalls? Try whatis.com or something, I dunno. Sorry. I'm being useless, and I don't want points, just so this guy knows :o)

    45. Re:Pah by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      They don't have either. NT has a complex API, granted, but it's very very powerful. You can make it do damn near anything you want.

      Visual Studio .NET 2003 is _very_ nice, and very mature (it's been maturing since the early Visual Studio versins). I do have some gripes about their IntelliSense not always working, but that's rare unless you're using specific libraries.

    46. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was refering to the stateful way zonealarm handles out going traffic. Microsofts' firewall doesn't touch out bound traffic.

    47. Re:Pah by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      That move from 16-32 bit was, umm, a long long time ago.

      Win 95 was the first MS 32-bit OS (well, NT actually). That may be "umm, a long long time ago" to you sonny, but some of us have a longer view of computing history. (You know, dragging bits through twisted-pair, uphill, both ways, etc, etc.) Anyway, *when* is not important. The API was still the same old crap, just bigger, uglier, and more prone to breakage.

      If you're still cranky over that, then I'm sure that MS-DOS config.sys syntax really sinks your panties.

      Funny you should mention that. I'm very familiar with MS boot script syntax. The inability of MS operating systems to handle both expanded and extended memory was the reason I had to write my own dual-boot loader, and it was a real pain. So, I'd have to say you're correct on that one point.

      The people who say it's easier to write in Unix are the same ones who wrote Makefiles in Windows, and used 'vi'. Ridiculous.

      At least you're one of the few slashdotters who can spell *ridiculous*, but no, actually we used the IDEs just like everybody else. And in Unix, we use gvim, autoconf, automake, Qt Designer, other IDEs - all things you wouldn't understand, apparently.

  3. Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the version of Linux is Lindows and it's adminstered by a monkey who leave it lying around a student lab logged in as root.

    On a more serious note, securit depends more on the person administering it than the software itself up to a point. Sure you _can_ leave yourself wide open on Linux as well as on Windows, it's just that on Windows it's much easier (eg using OE or IE or not turning off messaging services or RPC) compared to Linux (installing something compromised or bad physical security).

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    1. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.linuxsecurity.com/

      Browse around. Then close your eyes and multiply by 60 million installed base. Even accounting for the fact that most people run as "root" in Windows, a worm that deletes your files isn't much better than one that formats the hard disk.

      Then tell me that "Linux is more secure than Windows".

      FUD goes both ways.

    2. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely true, but unfortunately this is not the place where such rationalizations are welcome :)

    3. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I make frequent backups to a different (unused) username. On a different disk. I'm still working on the "at a different site" part though.

      Now I suspect that this may be possible under some versions of MSWind. The fact that I've never seen it done doesn't mean much. But they sure don't make it easy.

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    4. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by bigjocker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually any Joe User can install Mandrake 9.2 and use the "High" level of security (which basically closes all ports except for SSH) and have a more secure system than your average Windows installation.

      Of course, OpenSSH remote exploits appear once or twice a year, but that would be about it ...

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    5. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You asked for it so, Linux is more secure than Windows. There's a huge difference between not securing a system and having a system riddled with exploits. From what I found it looks like you're refering to APPLICATION exploits, not LINUX exploits. I don't expect a Windows Zealot like you to understand that though.

    6. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by caluml · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Install Windows 2000 Advanced Server, and enable Terminal Services. Then post the IP address along with Administrator login, and password, and let Slashdot at it.
      Scared? ssh root@selinux.dev.gentoo.org with password gentoo then.

    7. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (eg using OE or IE or not turning off messaging services or RPC)
      Now how do you turn off RPC?
    8. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by quadelirus · · Score: 1

      You are right, but show me a perfectly objective forum, and I'll show you a forum that agree's with your viewpoints. Objectivity is almost impossible-humans are imperfect beings.

    9. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ssh and TS. Yes, that's a great comparison, so it must validate your point.

    10. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by wmaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      anyone could change their root user to a different UID, and add a different user as root, who gives a damn.

    11. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Erm, it's the best equivalent. Both allow you full access to all the functions of both OSs. You think that ssh as root is in someway more secure than running a full X session? (Apart from being able to snoop on the X session)

    12. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by caluml · · Score: 1

      What? Did you even try it out? root is root because it's uid 0, not because it's called root. SSH in, try it out, and shut up with stupid comments until you know more.
      Thanks.

    13. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's different when someone talks about Linux security, but when it's pointed out that an Outlook or IIS worm is *not* a kernel-level exploit that argument is dismissed outright because they're made by the same (evil) company. Of course this doesn't apply to remote exploits in, say, CA-Unicenter or Oracle, but those are "Windows exploits" nonetheless.

      Apologists like you are quick to make such distinctions when it suits them, and reject them in the same context when it doesn't.

      Oh, but I'm a "windows zealot" so I guess that invalidates my opinion.

    14. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by wmaker · · Score: 0, Troll

      yes, i'm sure /etc/passwd says it's uid 0... but that doesn't mean it really is, what's in the /...security directory, maybe the real file system is in there? ever think of that jackass?

    15. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      And then one would ask why Joe User needs to be running sshd in the first place, especially on a machine that may be exposed to the internet directly. That doesn't sound like a "high" level of security to me!

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    16. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Good lord. Have you tried out, or even heard of, kernel security patches? www.grsecurity.com, www.lids.org, and the selinux stuff that the NSA is helping out with to name a few. I have. Please, for the sake of your IPv6consultancy reputation, stop digging yourself a hole.
      Shakes head. What do they teach kids at school these days?

    17. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by wmaker · · Score: 1

      what's the point in having a unusable machine, even once you are logged in... that's what i'm saying.

    18. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by wmaker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      www.grsecurity.com, www.lids.org, and the selinux stuff that the NSA is helping out with to name a few. I have.

      Hmm, neither of those websites load.. wierd isn't it? or maybe you're just a complete idiot.

    19. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The fact that you are willing to post your root password is so nice...it means that you can't do any real admin remotely. You have a secure...and unflexible system. Whoopty-do! The most secure system in the world is an un-networked box siiting in a locked room...but what use is it to the guy who sits, or in this case can't sit, at the keyboard? There is always a trade-off between security and utility--but what is forgotten by so many arrogant fools who smugly post here about how locked down they have their *nix networks is that productivity of the guy PAID to sit at the keyboard is dependant on utility. And a Windows network has far more utiltiy than *nix. Everytime your network inconveniences and hamstrings the end-user you are costing the company money. I have seen Novell Zenworks managed networks that added 4 minutes to log in times so that the admins could manage everything remotely. But add up 4 minutes per logon per user per day per year and you've got a damned expensive solution!
      I'll take Windows--with its holes and the 25000 paid people at Microsoft patching them as fast as the rabble can find them--for its flexibilty, configure it correctly and not lose any sleep whatsoever. It was called Windows 2000 Service Pack 3, by the way, that allowed for automatic patch installation at night while I sleep very well indeed. For all those who are so proud of their little *nix boxes that haven't rebooted in 6+ years...aren't you afraid of what will happen when you DO have to reboot them. I've seen some very ugly things with an AIX box that never really had its disaster recovery plan tested until there was a disaster

      Smugness kills

    20. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's your point?

      The fact that some obscure configuration of Linux doesn't have a SuperUser account is meaningless to the millions of Linux boxes that follow the Unix security model.

    21. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read and learn.

    22. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Wow, that's nice. How about you disconnect the cable from the boxen's NIC? That should be about as effective as your impressive display of security through nobody-can-do-a-fucking-thing-with-the-server obscurity.

      You must be very bored, and that's a nice brick you're running there. Quite the glowing example of why Linux is secure.

      Thanks for sharing.

    23. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by 00RUSS · · Score: 0

      assuming this joe doesnt patch it thats a very small change of geting a virus. lets assume he doesnt patch windows xp, im not even going to get started on the list of problems he will have.

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    24. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Avihson · · Score: 1

      Maybe Joe user would like to log in remotely?

      I ssh in daily from public machines time to my home RH boxes. Putty is a great product, lets me jump on the "locked down" W2K machines at the College Computer lab to do whatever I want to do. They have to allow floppy access, so they can't stop it.
      I can open a quick "hole" by allowing anon ftp uploads ( if I don't want to give a buddy an account) then close it. Or I can chmod some files in the /pub dir for a set time limit to give somone a window of opportunity to download them, then chmod them back!

      I don't worship icons, so the command line does not frighten me.

    25. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Tenareth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhm... That was pretty stupid. Most people do not allow direct login with root, they login with a normal user and su to root, giving you your complete control. But it requires knowing 2 passwords instead of one.

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    26. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

      they're both remote administrative interfaces. hell, they're both remote GUI interfaces if you enable X11 forwarding and run a local X server.

      do some research before you flame.

    27. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe User does not log in remotely. If you have the need/urge to login remotely, you are no longer Joe User.

    28. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice ipv6 site, are you a complete idiot? or are you just coming too soon?

      Those liux sites loaded ok for me, but I use IPv4 on Debian. Maybe IE and your MS proxy is censoring your surfing?

    29. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i guess part of the reason for that is that programms like outlook are very tightly integrated into windows, so when an exploit for those is found, it often leads to the whole system being compromised.
      on linux, usually, such exploits should at worst let you delete all the files the program used. sucks, but not the same as having your box rooted.
      of course there are people that use linux and run everything as root, so this argument doesn't always apply

    30. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      I don't think Joe User cares about logging in remotely. I think if Joe User cared about that, he would probably buy a laptop and just bring the whole computer with him. I mean, I'm kinda geeky, and that's what I do.

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    31. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are full of shit. Most mail worms don't rely on any "integration" -- they rely on the user to double-click on something and work equally well in Mozilla as Outlook.

    32. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by g0hare · · Score: 1

      well, getting to your home box means you're not joe user. Getting in remotely to your office computer, that means you're working from home. I've got people who are really really not computer literate coming in from home. They certainly could not have figured out how to do it themselves, though.

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    33. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by bafu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i guess part of the reason for that is that programms like outlook are very tightly integrated into windows, so when an exploit for those is found, it often leads to the whole system being compromised.

      True enough, and you reminded me of one of the vulnerabilities I saw during one of my regular visits to Windows Update (emphasis added):

      October 2003, Cumulative Patch for Internet Explorer 5.01 for Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 (KB828750)
      Download size: 1.8 MB
      Security issues identified in Microsoft Internet Explorer (IE) could allow an attacker to compromise systems with IE installed (even if IE is not used as the Web browser). For example, an attacker could run programs on a computer used to view the attacker's Web site. [ ... ]
    34. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by naelurec · · Score: 1

      A high level security setting should not have any ports open. Personally, I think any install of a desktop should not have any ports open.

      Sure, in businesses there might be a need for certain services (SSH in particular) but in those circumstances, installs are generally done with a script or other form of automation which would enable the necessary services.

      Why is the concept of closing all unnecessary ports so difficult for people to grasp? A distro doesn't know what ports are necessary/unnecessary and as a result, should close them all. Plain and simple.

    35. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they can't. But as long as people in the Linux community still believe this, Windows will remain the O/S of choice for the Joe Users of this world.

    36. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      either a new site or something else is wrong. (IPv4)

      dig www.grsecurity.com

      ; > DiG 9.2.1 > www.grsecurity.com ;; global options: printcmd ;; connection timed out; no servers could be reached

      but dig yahoo.com microsoft.com and others still get answers.

    37. Re:Sure Windows is more secure than Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, you're a fucking idiot. It's an SE Linux security policy that restricts what root can do. This is simply illustrating that just because an attacker may have root, they really can't do much to speak of.

  4. Mistakes will be made by pheared · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products, instead of those of their competitors

    I guess when you are so proficient at talking smack you are likely to hit one of your own at some point.

  5. Early versions... by exi7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't cream in your pants just yet... Gates actually "described early versions of the Word text-processing program as "clunky."

  6. Well... by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've had to download 5 updates in the last 3 days, so it must be getting safer, but one assumes if you're constantly downloading security patches there's got to be something insecure about it...

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh shut the fuck up please

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes yes yes, shut the FUCK UP

    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps microsoft needs to stop beating themselves up over security, and be more proactive. i used to be insecure about my, ahem, "manhood". but then i added twin 8-inch diameter exhausts to my honda civic, a 2-level spoiler, and a type-r badge. needless to say, i am no longer having problems with the ladies.
      maybe a "windows xp type-r" is just what they need to boost their security image. they probably couldn't call it type-r, because people would think they made it faster and not more secure (and honda would probably be pissed), but how about "security enhanced". i look forward to pirating "Microsoft Windows XP Pro SE".

    4. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Word up, STFU Katz errr.... Haxalot!

      Damn, talk about up and coming most hated posters, I think you've already surpassed Physics Genius for most annoying!

  7. Clunky... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the clunkiest feature of Office is the part where you have pay several hundred dollars for it. I wish they'd get that bug ironed out already.

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    1. Re:Clunky... by pi+eater · · Score: 0

      that's not a bug, that's a feature!

      geeky shirts and more

    2. Re:Clunky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not the problem...the problem is you have to pay several hundred dollars for it over and over again every year or two.

    3. Re:Clunky... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      Of course the clunkiest feature of Office is the part where you have pay several hundred dollars for it. I wish they'd get that bug ironed out already.
      This bug has been fixed for awhile - update your machine already. You can download the patch for it here.


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    4. Re:Clunky... by inteller · · Score: 1

      Yeah an dI wish you'd get a damn job you slacker hippy. Does your parent's basement stay warm in the winter?

    5. Re:Clunky... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. It's the EULA. That's the feature of MSOffice/MSWind that caused me to switch to Linux. And that was back when the EULAs were, relative to today, friendly.

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    6. Re:Clunky... by tmark · · Score: 1

      Of course the clunkiest feature of Office is the part where you have pay several hundred dollars for it. I wish they'd get that bug ironed out already.

      More than a few people on the various file-sharing networks have already worked this bug out.

    7. Re:Clunky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up Chucky, it's the Windows Zealots that are unemployed and live in their parents basements. As a Unix / Linux admin I'm doing just fine thank you very much. Don't choke on your piece of shit DeVry degree when you read this.

    8. Re:Clunky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRU!!

      Mod this nigga up!

    9. Re:Clunky... by ForestGrump · · Score: 3, Funny

      But getting fixes is like getting your money worth!

      Think about it this way.
      If you used Windows Update and went to windowsupdate.microsoft.com every week to find NO UPDATES! how pissed would you be?

      Now, I go to windowsupdate and find an update for IE, a DirectX update, new sound card driver, oh Windows Media Player9....
      I feel like I am getting my Win XP license worth!

      Same thing applies to cars.
      I want a car that is inexpensive, reliable, that
      runs well and gets good mileage.

      So I chose to buy a 93 Ford Fiesta.
      Now, I'm in the dealership every other week trying to hunt down an oil leak, coolant leak, brake problem..you name it!
      I love it! I love paying the dealer $800 dollars each time there is a "problem". I feel that the dealer is working on my car, making it better, faster, more reliable. I am building a relationship with the service manager, and I trust his team to get the job right. It is truly a wonderful relationship.
      And oh yea! That courtsey shuttle! boy is that thing great. Every time I get something fixed, they give me a FREE ride back to work. (So I can afford all those out-of-warranty repair jobs)
      Thanks Ford for making a great car.
      I appreciate the "Ford Quality" and "VALUE" of owning a 93 Fiesta.

      And Did I fail to mention that the FIESTA is the ULTIMATE PARTY CAR? Chicks dig it!

      -Grump
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    10. Re:Clunky... by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Wow...if you're actually complaining about owning a '93 Fiesta, the quality problems with it AND calling it a chick-mobile, you must be a geek!

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  8. Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wednesday, October 22 2003 @ 06:44 AM EDT

    You know I couldn't resist covering this story. Microsoft's Steve Ballmer picked up his glove and slapped Linux across the face in a speech given at an industry conference thrown by...who else, Gartner?

    In his speech, he said some peculiar things about security:

    "Ballmer ... disputed the notion that open-source code is more secure than Windows. 'The data doesn't jibe with that. In the first 150 days after the release of Windows 2000, there were 17 critical vulnerabilities. For Windows Server 2003 there were four. For Red Hat (Linux) 6, they were five to ten times higher,' he said.

    "'The vulnerabilities are there. The fact that someone in China in the middle of the night patched it--there is nothing that says integrity will come out of that process. We have a process that will lead to sustainable level of quality. Not saying we are the cat's meow here--I'm saying it is absolutely not good reasoning to think you will get better quality out of Linux.'"

    Ballmer's being a naughty boy again. China indeed. "In the middle of the night." Trying to frighten the children with overtones. And playing with numbers. What year is it again? Red Hat 6? Pardon me for pointing it out, but they are up to 9 now. He's choosing a 150-day period from back in the day -- and I wonder how long it took to pick the best segment of time to use -- and using that for comparison? There is a lot that can be said about this, but it's not really necessary to do any research on this sad subject, I don't think. Everyone on a Windows box just went through the worst summer and fall of security issues of all time. They already know he's just ...well, what would be the precise word here? You hate to say lying. It's so cold.

    However, let's do a little research, just for fun.

    Judge for yourself which operating system is more vulnerable to security problems by going down the list on CERT's Incident Notes page. It goes back to 1998. And here is their Current Activity page. It's almost all Microsoft issues. Here's their Vulnerabilities Notes page. It's all Microsoft, except for one, which isn't Linux. Here is their most recent quarterly summary. And after you look at all the data, what do you think now? Was Mr. Ballmer accurate? The only way I could find Linux prominently on any list was to type it into the Customized Search engine by itself on this page , and then when you get to the list, it's a list for all vulnerabilities of all the distributions of Linux, not just Red Hat. I couldn't find anything equivalent to Microsoft announcing a vulnerability and then saying there was no patch and you should just shut that particular functionality down. Ballmer said there were 17 critical vulnerabilities in Windows 2000 in the 150-day period and that Red Hat had considerably more. But look at the list: it shows only 16 vulnerabilities for all flavors of Linux for the entire year of 2000. CERT only lists the big ones, but Ballmer did say "critical". It makes you wonder where he got his numbers from or how he defines "critical".

    Funny he would choose such an old time period, don't you think, for his comparison? Maybe it's because looking at July through October of this year would be devastating? I see only two Linux vulnerabilities on the list for that time period, both buffer overflow vulnerabilities, so evidently there has been considerable improvement on the Linux side.

    Look at what could happen to you on a Windows box in the first two weeks of September 2003, though, just using a handful of the many recent vulnerabilities here and here and here and here and here and here and here. I didn't include July and August or October or the rest of September, out of kindness. Now, what Mr. Ballmer needs to do is show me anything like that kind of news coverage of security vulnerabilities in GNU/Linux, for any two week period. And speaking of critical, look at what the results could be from the Windows security issues:

    "'An att

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    1. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by wmaker · · Score: 1

      /me is wondering why slashdot, is never slashdotted.

    2. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      post it anonymously next time karma whore.

    3. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      post it anonymously next time karma whore.

      Don't mod it up, fucking retard

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    4. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by edrugtrader · · Score: 0, Troll

      balmer: For Red Hat (Linux) 6, they were five to ten times higher

      parent: It makes you wonder where he got his numbers from

      its obvious that "higher" is an int defined as 2. (5 to 10) * 2 = 10 to 20. that sounds about right.

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    5. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      "'The vulnerabilities are there. The fact that someone in China in the middle of the night patched it--there is nothing that says integrity will come out of that process. We have a process that will lead to sustainable level of quality. Not saying we are the cat's meow here--I'm saying it is absolutely not good reasoning to think you will get better quality out of Linux.'"

      And he's right. Most free software developers don't know what procedures to follow when disclosing security bugs, even if the software is mainly used to create infrastructure that is used by more than 100,000 concurrent users.

      Another problem is the lack of useful information in the descriptive part of typical seucrity advisories for free software. Often, no attack requirements are mentioned, the affected software component is not correctly identified, or the impact is not properly described.

      For example, Red Hat recently released an advisory which claimed that the Linux forwarding table could be reconfigured over the network. They failed to mention that it was not the IP forwarding table, so hardly anyone was affected. Nevertheless, such things must not happen. On the other hand, Microsoft missed a few attack vectors in one of the RPC advisories. Microsoft engineers, however, acknowledge the problem and agree that things have to improve. Free software vendors (and their followers) claim that their advisories are complete and correct, and that there isn't a problem. Of course, anyone can read the diffs -- but anyone could have read the source code and discovered the security vulnerability before he or she installed the program. Both options are rather theoretical, and as long as the free software security crowd (is there such a thing) recognizes that there are problems, we won't see any improvements.

      We are reaching a stage in which Microsoft, the company that tries to mark full disclosure als illegal, issues the best security advisories in the industry. Scary, huh?

    6. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

      It is fun to watch Ballmer sweat!!

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    7. Re:Article Text ( slashdotting in effect ) by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

      you see him sweats heavily and screams, "Developers! Developers! Developers!"

  9. FUD. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Even if the shit MS is shoveling was true, which it isn't, I'd rather have a system with 100 security holes a year that all get fixed in hours (think *BSD, Linux, and with a sprinkle of extra time even MasOS X) than a system with 10 security holes a year that get patched months later if at all (think Windowe).

    1. Re:FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly does anybody believe anything Bill G or Steve B says these days? These people lie so habitually that the only people who believe them are Zdnet reporters.

    2. Re:FUD. by mrjb · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have a system with 100 security holes a year that all get fixed in hours than a system with 10 security holes a year that get patched months later if at all (think Windowe). C'mon, see the beauty of how smart they are. Just a few days ago they claimed to fix bugs quicker than us open sourcerers, remember?

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    3. Re:FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone hates Microsoft because they release patches with inadequate QA that break certain configurations.

      On the other hand, everyone loves Open Source because they release 0-day security patches that have had no QA whatsoever.

    4. Re:FUD. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Everyone hates Microsoft because they release patches with inadequate QA that break certain configurations.

      True

      On the other hand, everyone loves Open Source because they release 0-day security patches that have had no QA whatsoever.

      Yet... even without a 45-day formal QA process, those 0-day patches almost never break anything. Somehow, these OSS developers can close a security hole without breaking anything else, and they can generally do it within hours of the time the defect comes to their attention.

      That's a trick Microsoft needs to learn.

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    5. Re:FUD. by forevermore · · Score: 1
      I'd rather have a system with 100 security holes a year that all get fixed in hours . . . than a system with 10 security holes a year that get patched months later if at all

      Agreed. Though all things considered, a lot has to be said for the diligence of most the Linux admins I know, compared to the M$ admins. When a patch comes out, we're usually chomping on the bit for it to show up in the various repositories (the overzealous ones have of course already compiled it an hour earlier). Whereas with the M$ stuff (as is seen by the continuing presence of cmd.exe and other IIS-virus-related requests in my apache logs), the admins don't even apply the few M$ patches that do come out in a timely manner.

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    6. Re:FUD. by jridley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe that this is a result of design. If you have a well designed system, then a vulnerability is probably a result of a simple programming flaw. Fixing such problems is usually just a matter of changing a few lines of code, or at most perhaps adding a layer of error checking.

      If you have a system designed like a Big Ball of Mud, then a vulnerability is likely to be the result of unanticipated interactions between different modules. When you try to fix that, then you are just changing to a different set of unanticipated interactions. Fixing such systems often involves making sweeping changes across all of the modules that you can think of that interact with the problem module.

      It's not surprising that "fixing" something in such a system breaks other things. All you can hope for is that you break less than you fix, and the breaks won't be discovered for a while.

    7. Re:FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I'd rather have a life.

    8. Re:FUD. by dirk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Man talk about FUD. Last time I checked, almost every single hole in windows was patched before an exploit was available. Every time I d/l a windows patch, it is for a hole that has yet to have an exploit in the wild. So why is it people scream about how MS fixes are so late?

      And before anyone says it, most MS patches don't break anything. Yes, there have been some, but they are few and far between. Compare that to the BIND "patch" (I hesitate to call it that since it didn't do crap but work around Verisign) that broke certain configs. Everyone praises the BIND update for fixing what it broke, yet no one pointed out it shouldn't have broke anything to begin with.

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    9. Re:FUD. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      The good part of OSS is that you can get a patch the same day without QA, --OR-- wait for a tested version.

      No one is forcing anyone to use untested patches. But for some exploits, being able to apply an untested patch within hours is magnitudes better than waiting a week for adequate testing. Sometimes you want duct tape.

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    10. Re:FUD. by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      The BIND patch didn't break anything. Careless admins who disabled delegation for *all* top level domains instead of only .com and .net did. Since that option didn't even exist before the patch, that means they had to manually change something to break their systems.

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    11. Re:FUD. by PugMajere · · Score: 1

      Luckily, the fixes are usually small enough that they don't impact anyone's configuration. (i.e, it was a bug that could only be triggered when someone was trying to break the system), or, the implications are clearly spelled out during the download process.

      Of course, if you're installing 0-day security patches direct from mailing lists and recompiling yourself, you should have a good grasp as to what the patch is doing. If you don't, stick to the packaged versions that DO have review and include warnings telling you what they will be breaking.

    12. Re:FUD. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      You're the smartest man on slashdot :) You are exactly right, and let me confirm your suspiscions now that you know WHY and I'll tell you HOW.

      In an attempt to reduce costs, MS recycles *massive* ammounts of code and shoehorns that code into new roles. The problem is exactly what you say, poorly designed systems in the first place, with bugs, shoehorned into other poorly designed software, with bugs. The whole mess forms weird multi-dimensional bugs which are impossible to prevent, anticipate or otherwise deal with.

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    13. Re:FUD. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I believe that this is a result of design.

      Mostly. A good modular design avoids the ripple effect, and that's the bulk of the difference. The rest is Microsoft's tendency to roll functionality changes in with security fixes. I'm not sure if it's because they really think that's a good idea or if it's just an artifact of their code management processes.

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    14. Re:FUD. by L1TH10N · · Score: 1

      I believe it goes even deeper than this. I believe that there is a fundamental problem with the culture within Microsoft. Microsoft was built on adding features to its software in order to appeal to the masses. But this resulted on all but core features being very buggy. To break this cycle means to break nearly 2 decades of history and tradition in the organisation.

      I doubt that Microsoft will ever do this. So organisationally it is putting on a facade as we all know.

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    15. Re:FUD. by greenhide · · Score: 1

      And the documentation included with the patch gave the correct changes to the configuration file, so it's beyond my comprehension how someone could have entered an incorrect configuration there anyway.

      See, if the patch really had "broken" something, then it could have been changed so that it *didn't* break it. And the truth is, no change made to the patch will prevent this problem as long as someone purposefully enters an incorrect configuration. And can you blame software for functioning incorrectly with a bad config file?

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    16. Re:FUD. by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Man talk about FUD. Last time I checked, almost every single hole in windows was patched before an exploit was available.

      s/available/made public

      Just like in the OS world, most exploits aren't discovered by the original code writers, but by users who try to hack into their systems benignly. Because those people who discover the exploits are decent folk, they alert Microsoft first and don't make the exploit publicly known until a patch can be written.

      However, some people have gotten so frustrated with MS's shoddy response to security alerts that some have taken to giving up and saying, "Look, this part of MS software is insecure. Here's the work around, since they won't patch it."

      I can't think of any sites to send you as examples off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are slashdotters out there who'd be happy to provide you with examples. I do recall seeing that one of the patches set up this September was first for an exploit first discovered and reported in early July.

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    17. Re:FUD. by johnnorthwood · · Score: 1

      >> costs, MS recycles *massive* ammounts of code and shoehorns that code into new roles

      are we talking component, or copy and paste reuse?

    18. Re:FUD. by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      Sure, except that Windows ALSO has 100 security holes a year.

    19. Re:FUD. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Man talk about FUD. Last time I checked, almost every single hole in windows was patched before an exploit was available.

      Right.
      We have these patched holes in windows that take down the internet after the exploit is available.
      For FUD value, (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt), consider what the unpatched holes in windows will do when the exploits become available. There seems to be some sort of progression starting with Melissa. With Microsoft's efforts to patch and have systems patched, each round seems more and more effective. I don't think we're anywhere near the end yet.

      If most MS patches don't break anything, why doesn't Microsoft apply them all to its own systems?

      I'd say the BIND patch demonstrates the value of OSS. The respnses (plural) are fast and effective, and if there are any problems they get the full glare of publicity and will not last very long.

    20. Re:FUD. by mpe · · Score: 1

      If you have a system designed like a Big Ball of Mud, then a vulnerability is likely to be the result of unanticipated interactions between different modules.

      Assuming it's even accurate to refer to "modules" in such a situation.

      When you try to fix that, then you are just changing to a different set of unanticipated interactions.

      Hence the other term for such software is "Sphagetti code".

      Fixing such systems often involves making sweeping changes across all of the modules that you can think of that interact with the problem module.

      In the process you may miss some bits which do interact or even break some bits which didn't interact in the first place...

    21. Re:FUD. by mpe · · Score: 1

      The rest is Microsoft's tendency to roll functionality changes in with security fixes. I'm not sure if it's because they really think that's a good idea or if it's just an artifact of their code management processes.

      IMHO it's at least partly deliberate. A side effect of trying to make what are actually applications part of the OS. Since this is intended to shut out other software. If the design was highly modular it would be perfectly possible for someone to replace an MS component with a not MS component with minimal fuss.

    22. Re:FUD. by mpe · · Score: 1

      I believe that there is a fundamental problem with the culture within Microsoft. Microsoft was built on adding features to its software in order to appeal to the masses

      Do you actually mean "the masses" or Micrsoft's Marketing Department :)

    23. Re:FUD. by mpe · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Though all things considered, a lot has to be said for the diligence of most the Linux admins I know, compared to the M$ admins. When a patch comes out, we're usually chomping on the bit for it to show up in the various repositories (the overzealous ones have of course already compiled it an hour earlier). Whereas with the M$ stuff (as is seen by the continuing presence of cmd.exe and other IIS-virus-related requests in my apache logs), the admins don't even apply the few M$ patches that do come out in a timely manner.

      One of the things MS sold Windows on was the idea of not needing specialist admins. Combined with the way Windows software often tends to expect the end user to be performing sysadmin tasks.

    24. Re:FUD. by Vantage13 · · Score: 1

      Try reading NTBugtraq. Here's a quote from a post on October 1, 2003

      "Yesterday NTBugtraq was informed of an active attack against users of
      Internet Explorer. I'd like to thank Steve Shockley for informing me.

      The attack comprised of a banner, hosted by FortuneCity.com, which in
      turn used JavaScript to redirect the self-closing "pop-under" banner to
      a site hosted by EV1.NET (Everyone's Internet.) An EV1.NET site then
      delivered executable code which in turn invoked the HTA vulnerability.

      The HTA vulnerability is a known and as yet unpatched vulnerability in
      IE.

      Interestingly, vulnerability was described thoroughly by Thor Larholm on
      Monday at the 5th annual NTBugtraq Retreat, prior to notification of the
      active attack. He explains it much better than I, but my short version
      is..."

      This vulnerability has since been patched, but only as a reactionary measure to the exploit even though the vulnerability was known for quite some time (even listed on the old pivx site I believe)

    25. Re:FUD. by swillden · · Score: 1

      If the design was highly modular it would be perfectly possible for someone to replace an MS component with a not MS component with minimal fuss.

      This is an excellent, and very insightful, point. Thank you.

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    26. Re:FUD. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      all of the above.

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  10. Windows is closed source by termos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since the sources to windows are not open, it would be most likely to have the fewest discovered security holes. Programs like OpenSSH and the Linux kernel itself (and many others) has sources available which makes it easier to locate the security holes but then again they are fixed quicker.

    Now, since this isn't even true (according to PJ at Groklaw), we can only imaging how much more there is in Microsoft Windows.

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    1. Re:Windows is closed source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comment title = +5 Informative

  11. Office Comments to Direct Attention to 2k3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill made those comments, because no doubt Office 2003 will have fixed many of the things he doesn't like. Its really just selling the product (office 2003 will be available in stores in 20-30 days or so and has big changes to the layout of outlook, as to make it easier to find things).

    1. Re:Office Comments to Direct Attention to 2k3 by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      So, yet another new release that barely resembles the previous releases that we are all used to using.

      How much productivity is lost every time they release a new OS or piece of software that behaves very unlike the current version?

  12. Dogfood. by caldroun · · Score: 1

    Apparently Bill G. just ran MS Office for the first time, to just now be coming out and saying that sort of stuff... which makes my other point.

    People at MS apparently dont use thier own stuff. If they did, IE wouldn't be the crap it is today.

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  13. What a scoop! by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gates highlights improvements in Office 2003 over Office 2000 during the product launch!

    It's arma-fucking-geddon!

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    1. Re:What a scoop! by kinnell · · Score: 1

      Don't be so cynical. The new improved colour scheme will improve worker efficiency at least 500%.

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  14. of course! by gTsiros · · Score: 4, Funny

    The programs we sell right now are not any good!

    So, as soon as the next version comes out, buy it! We will have everything fixed, honest!

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    1. Re:of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it just a way PHBs tend to behave? At least according to this Dilbert:
      Dilbert

  15. Nobody's ass on the line? by morven2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ballmer states that there's "nobody who has his rear end on the line" with Linux.

    I posit that Linux developers have something rather important on the line; their reputations, professional and personal. When you ship open-source code, you are showing the world how good, or how bad, you are. Your reputation can be made or broken by the code you release.

    Contrast that with all too many developers in commercial shops, whose code is read by nobody but their immediate co-workers and nobody takes responsibility for bugs.

    If Microsoft employees' asses are on the line, show me a firing or two every time a security hole shows up. And not just the line programmers; bring me the heads of the designers who designed things badly, the project managers who made hitting deadline more important than getting it right, and the managers who let it all happen.

    I would say that in the vast majority of cases, commercial programmers' asses are NOT on the line, in terms of security problems. As long as you crank out code fast enough to keep up with your co-workers ...

    1. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      While Linux is a Good and Noble thing, there's nobody who refuses code from crap coders, other than the kernel. There is some absolute shite code in the Linux environment, and those coders are still out there, still writing garbage, and still adding to the problem without worrying about their reputations.

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    2. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Not that there aren't crap GPL programs out there, but you can get the same thing in Windows. A lot of hobbyist/shareware programs are simply crap, no matter what the platform.

    3. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Rombuu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that's why all the Bind and Sendmail authors were rounded up and shot year ago.

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    4. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by rutledjw · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I disagree. People who contribute to the Linux kernel are PERSONALLY known. One can find out directly who implmented a particular module from pubilc records. Can you do that with MS or any commercial vendor?

      Further, Linus and others review code that's coming in, particularly from newbies. One has to earn the right to contribute.

      If you have examples of crap code, feel free to post them. Keep in mind that "not-as-good-as-I-would-do-it" isn't necesarily fair. Assuming you're a good/great coder (which I have no idea) someone may not be "as good" or may simply have a different view of an appropriate implementation. be careful with comments like that. It's a broad brush and that can misrepresent the current sitution...

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    5. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by jdhutchins · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Let's look at two cases:
      1) Closed source. You write b/c you get paid, not necessarily b/c you like to. You may or may not care about your product. You write crap code, people may or may not see, and the probably don't care. If it squeaks past QA, it's good to go. If it has a hole, no one remembers that you wrote it, and no one cares.

      1) Open source. You write it because you want to (99% of the time). For most major projects, it gets checked out before it is let into the cvs. Smaller projects may be different, but we're not talking about those. If your code turns out to be crap, people remember it, and that DOES affect your reputation.

      I'm not saying that all open-source code is good and all closed-source is bad, I'm just giving the different environments in which they are written.

      Small projects may take crap code, but the larger ones (ones that are used more often) don't take crap code.

    6. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by OglinTatas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And who's ass is on the line when the EULA states that microsoft is not responsible for its own products?

      YOU are entirely responsible. Talk to your reseller for support, and if things break to an extent your business is damaged, don't expect more than a refund of the purchase price of the software. Same for open source, really. So what is Ballmer's point?

      to wit:

      " 5. PRODUCT SUPPORT. SOFTWARE support for the SOFTWARE is not provided by MS, Microsoft Corporation, or their affiliates or subsidiaries..."

      and:

      "EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY/DAMAGES. The following is without prejudice to any rights you may have at law which cannot legally be excluded or restricted. You acknowledge that no promise, representation, warranty or undertaking has been made or given by Manufacturer and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) to any person or company on its behalf in relation to the profitability of or any other consequences or benefits to be obtained from the delivery or use of the SOFTWARE and any accompanying Microsoft hardware, software, manuals or written materials. You have relied upon your own skill and judgement in deciding to acquire the SOFTWARE and any accompanying hardware, manuals and written materials for use by you. Except as and to the extent provided in this agreement, neither Manufacturer and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) will in any circumstances be liable for any other damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business, business interruption, loss of business information or other indirect or consequential loss) arising out of the use or inability to use or supply or non-supply of the SOFTWARE and any accompanying hardware and written materials. Manufacturer's and/or Microsoft Corporation (or related company of either) total liability under any provision of this agreement is in any case limited to the amount actually paid by you for the SOFTWARE and/or Microsoft hardware."

    7. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry -- open source developers are rarely publically lambasted for producing poor quality code. It goes against the ethos.

      The fact is that if the shittiest, most insecure code in the world does something useful (plays some proprietary video format or whatever), then the developer will be up to his neck in hairless fanboy catamites.

      The whole "many eyes" thing is completely removed from reality. Open source software and it's authors are largely judged by the same standards as closed source software. Fills a need, mostly works == good.

    8. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      there's nobody who refuses code from crap coders

      Bullshit! Getting crap code into a project is very difficult to do, and when found, gets excised ASAP. With twenty thousand projects at SourceForge, you can find some maintainer with an ego so small he will accept any and all submissions. But it's rare.

      Write some crap code and try to get it accepted by linux, freebsd, apache, cvs, mozilla, konqueror, openoffice, abiword, gnome, kde, etc, and you will *fail*.

      Of course, your definition of "crap" is going to be different than everyone else's, but no objective evaluation of the project is going to uphold your assertion.

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    9. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      Ballmer states that there's "nobody who has his rear end on the line" with Linux.

      So does this mean we all get to kick Ballmer's ass?

      Oh, I see. Microsoft disclaims all liability for their own products. So it's "do as we say, not as we do."

    10. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Anomander · · Score: 1

      I posit that Linux developers have something rather important on the line; their reputations, professional and personal.

      I agree that Open Source developers has something on the line but it is not their reputation neither professionally nor private. It is, in my experience, their own pride. Not in the negative sense but in the positive. They do really want to make a positive contribution which is as good and clean as they can possibly make it.
      The reason for this is quite simple. Reputation as a open source programmer doesn't mean a rats ass when applying for a job. The chances for you to be found out is miniscule...

    11. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Alan · · Score: 1

      You mis-read... he said "except the kernel". IE: The kernel has a great review process (as you pointed out), but the majority of other software out there doesn't.

      Personally I half agree. There are a lot of projects out there with no peer review or established way to deal with bugs or translation, etc (ie: look on sourceforge, there are lots of crappy projects on there).

      However, the large desktop environment communities, namely GNOME and KDE, do have the same sort of review process as the kernel. People look at incoming patches and while the code from individuals contributing to the DE maybe isn't checked as thouroughly, it's close. Lots of the main core of gnome is done by people who are known just like the kernel and whose code is reviewed and tested. Now when say, acme makes it's 2.4.0.1.a.beta-12 release that may not be reviewed as much as the release of a new kernel, but there is still a level of accountibility.

    12. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft disclaims all liability for their own products. So it's "do as we say, not as we do."

      Microsoft should work in US foreign policy.

    13. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      in the corporate public sector, it is rare to have peer reviews.
      Even though I have asked for them, I have never had one, seen anyone haveone, and most people are afraid of them. Mostly because they should be a learning experience, but they would probably become a point of contention, and be overly reflective in the review. mostly because "the code is no good" statemnt always never reflect the technical aspect, bu the personal view point. I have seen developers complain loudly about 'crappy code' ony to find out it is crappy because they perfered different indention.

      on a personal note, my first programming job involved banking software. nobody ever looked at my code. Fortunatly I was so paranoid, I went to great links to see that it was well written.

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    14. Re:Nobody's ass on the line? by jak163 · · Score: 1
      That's true--moreover even M$ isn't on the line because of their illegally maintained monopoly. You can't fire them in the sense of buying something else because they prevent anything else from coming to market. When he said they get their engineers on it right away if there's market penetration somewhere from open source, we all know what that means. Make it so that something about a M$ application that everyone is using won't work with the OSS products achieving penetration, or incoporate some version of the competitor's software into the OS and make it so the competitor's warez won't work with Winblows.

      Also the stuff he said about not having anyone to turn to for bugs is total bs. Mozilla has bugzilla, Wine has WinHQ (which I've used), OpenOffice has a bug reporting process. Linux I don't know about the various distros, but there's tons of discussion about Linux development on Usenet and people helping out with support issues. So basically he was talking about of his ass.

      And what a dick he came off to be. "How do you know if some hacker working in China" blah blah blah. I'm stunned, although I guess I shouldn't be. What a steak-fed ogre Ballmer is.

  16. "too hard to find things in e-mail" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Funny, I've never had a problem with this. I just type a couple of words describing what i'm looking for into the finding pane, and it gives me a sorted list of all the e-mails i have based on probable relevance where those words show up. It works just like in iTunes.

    Of course, this is because i am using Apple Mail for Mac OS X.

    1. Re:"too hard to find things in e-mail" by pudding7 · · Score: 1

      That's crazy! I do the EXACT SAME THING in Outlook!

  17. Well, DUH by JRHelgeson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of Course Windows is more secure than linux, once you disconnect it from the network...

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    1. Re:Well, DUH by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Of Course Windows is more secure than linux, once you disconnect it from the network...

      ..and unplug the box, take and lock it in the trunk of your car, which is then driven down by the river and submerged.. then it will be pretty secure.

    2. Re:Well, DUH by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      And tape up the CD-ROM and Disk drives, of course.

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    3. Re:Well, DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget about the continual crashing....that makes Windows pretty secure too ya know...that's why I like WinME for its security

    4. Re:Well, DUH by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      you still get blue screens and random reboots from letting it stand still. it's only more secure when you turn off the power...

    5. Re:Well, DUH by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      That is so not funny! Everyone knows you have to disconnect from the network AND turn it off!

    6. Re:Well, DUH by ctk76 · · Score: 1

      good point! makes viruses and hackers' job more difficult when the system isn't up and running continiously.

  18. Note the comparison to RH6! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ballsack^H^H^H^Hmer said: "The data doesn't jibe with that. In the first 150 days after the release of Windows 2000, there were 17 critical vulnerabilities. For Windows Server 2003 there were four. For Red Hat (Linux) 6, they were five to ten times higher"

    Why don't we compare Windows Server 2003 to RedHat Enterprise v3? Or Windows 2000 to RedHat 9? RedHat 6? That's what, 3-4 years old now!

    And don't make me bring up WinME, Steverino.

    1. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RedHat 6 is too easy of a target.

      Actually, its a good counterpoint to the "Linux is super secure" argument that only 3-4 years ago most Linux distros shipped with a completely dismal default configuration. (For example, with RH6, if you chose the "everything" install, every single service on the box would automatically be started. I think the installer also failed to create 'normal user' account, encouraging one to login as root.)

      Unfortunately for the Linux world, their best practices are only a couple years ahead of Microsoft's -- not 30 years as some posters here suggest -- which makes it only a matter of time before MS catches up.

    2. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by friday2k · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm, when I go to redhat.com I count 56 Patches (give or take one or two in case I did not count correctly) for this year across all kinds of programs(applicable to RH9 though, but Netscape for example is absent). Now when I go to microsoft.com/security the current count is 45. And this also includes lots of Programs like SQL and other Operating Systems(!)etc. So, hmmm, I would say that Redhat looses that game if you just count. I would happily do the same counting if RHE 3 was not brand new and has no entry on RH's security page. However, you cannot just count security vulnerabilities. That does not get you anywhere. But, IMHO, I would not state that Linux is necessarily more secure. There are plenty of wholes there, too.

      My $.02

    3. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by ranolen · · Score: 1

      Compairing RedHat 6 to windows 2000 is perfectly fine as they are both 3-4 years old and are both still widely used. Pull your head out of your ass.

    4. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of the RH vuls are for things Windows doesn't include? That you have to buy separately, and thus that have separate bug tracking systems?

    5. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by bschmitt · · Score: 1

      Thats how many were FOUND in 150 days, most were always there, just not discovered until later. With Open Source you can find them and patch them in a much shorter time.

    6. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      You really have to keep in mind how 'patching' differs between the two systems. When one program in Windows has a vulnerability and is patched, the patch probably includes 'fixed' versions of libraries that are most likely shared among more than one program. Hence the possibility of breaking another program/utility. This usually doesn't happen in Linux. When a patch is issued for a pgm running on Linux (and, let's face it, ALL the vulerabilities listed for any of the Linux distros are for programs, not the kernel), it only affects the vulnerable pgm, not the OS as a whole. So, yeah, you'll probably see more vulnerabilities for Linux, but they are for individual programs that can usually be excluded altogether from an OS install. Raw numbers really mean nothing here.

    7. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      That man is a master of spin.

      Let's apply a little thinking here.

      1) OSS, by it's nature, will have more bugs reported. It's in OSS's interest (the whole philosophy behind it, folks) to report bugs so they can be fixed. It's no surprise that RH has more bugs listed.

      2) Microsoft, on the other hand, has everything to gain from keeping these things under wraps, at least with its current mentality. They prefer to keep things quiet rather than fix them, and this will be part of their undoing. Fewer bug reports aren't surprising.

      3) Red Hat, as a distribution, includes about every piece of software and utility most folks will ever need. Advanced office software, faxing, graphics editing, remote/automated/multi-computer admin tools and so on. The bug repository will contain bugs for all of these bits of software.

      4) Windows, as a box of software, is, for the most part, a bare system which must then be populated with other programs or better programs (since MS will bundle their own software instead of what might be the best for the job).

      Throw these all together along with some other things that I'm sure I haven't thought of off the top of my head and it's pretty plain what side has any right to boast.

      Cheers

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    8. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by MagFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, Win2000 was 3 years ago too.

    9. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Compare like to like. Remove from the Redhat list any patch for an app without a functional equivalent in the comparison Windows OS. No SSH, no sendmail, Webmin, etc., etc. Redhat ships with a piss-pot of apps. What happens to the count?

    10. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's because RedHat sucks, not because it was hard to come across a secure Linux system 3-4 years ago. That was around the time of Slackware 7.0 (or maybe 4.0, they jumped numbers to keep up). In fact, I'm still using 8.0 (from July 2001 -- that's older than my computer) without any problems.

    11. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Baggio · · Score: 1

      So patching a shared lib isn't going to break something. WTF? That's half of the dependency problems in Linux. If there is a vunerability in a shared lib, it would absolutly impact more than one program. That isn't any different than the problems Windows can exhibit.

      It's easy to pretend that each and every application is seperate and doesn't bother another, but it is hard to reuse code or have interprocess communication if programs aren't codependent at some level.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow;
      Fruit flies like a bananna
    12. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my argument has always been that yes, linux distributors do have more exploits than distributions of microsoft office. why? Well, lets see here, last time I checked, Debian came with over *THOUSANDS* of applications, and squeezed on 7 cds. Windows comes with um...a handful, if you count calculator, paint, and the such.

    13. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by leerpm · · Score: 1

      I think the point to be made though is that not ALL open source software is inherently more secure than all closed source software. It all varies from project to project.

    14. Re:Note the comparison to RH6! by jak163 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and wtf does "five to ten times" higher mean? How many times higher was it?

  19. Where to stick email by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail." Steve Ballmer said. He neglected to add "It's not like we read that email, but at least you know where they can stick it - sorry, I mean send it", but was clearly thinking it.

    1. Re:Where to stick email by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's not like we read that email

      That's not true! I send them a email a year ago and got a reply last month. Sure, it took me several minutes to figure out what it is.

      It's also true that average Linux users don't send main usually with bugs. They use bug-buddy or bugzilla or whatever it is called AND they get a answer to the report in 24 hours. Let's see Microsoft match that, but wait, their mail server is down about 23 hours a day. CHEERS --RoadkillBunny

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      Cheers,
      RoadkillBunny
    2. Re:Where to stick email by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1
      It's not like we read that email

      That's because Bill can't find it.
  20. Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the Groklaw article, quoting Steve Ballmer:
    "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? ..."
    Why, yes there is, Mr. Ballmer. Among other reasons, there's vastly more people looking at the code and none of them having marketing directors breathing down their necks. Many more reasons, stated by many different people, can be found via Google in five minutes.
    "Why is its pedigree better than code done in a controlled fashion? I don't get that,' he said."
    You've just stated something that everyone knew long ago.
    "There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail. None of that is true in the other world. So far, I think our model works pretty well."
    Roadmaps make good software? Email answered by overworked and underpaid contractors make good software? Indemnification makes a Microsoft OS-based computer more secure, perhaps?

    No, no and no.

    --
    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
    1. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is one thing most people don't realize about the Young Frankenstein monster's attacks on linux, they are not off the cuff responses. MS does rather carefull studies on what 'resonates' with CxO level buyers and attacks on that.

      The last one of these had IP issues being the most scary to buyers, so they went after that, about the time the whole SCO thing surfaced. Before that. there were other avenues.

      Since the whole IP liability issue is being handled rather deftly by the community, there is little to attack on anymore, so they went polling for the next round. The roadmap issue is the next 'attack point'.

      Things like that don't get made up, it is not a broad enough topic to have been picked out of thin air. Expect to see a lot more of this in the near future, and when it gets summarily shot down, they will pay polsters and move on to the next topic. Same old same old. *YAWN*.

      -Charlie

    2. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by bogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "MS does rather carefull studies on what 'resonates' with CxO level buyers and attacks on that."

      Yea but besides Microsoft press releases and MS's known lacky the Gartner Group where do you even here this crap anymore. I guess you could run your business by those few sources, but my hunch is most people don't anymore. Gartner itself has lost a lot of credibility in the last 5 years. Even most of the pro Microsoft rags I read say to take everything MS says with a grain of salt. They've all been burned by MS promises many times now so while they may not even consider switching to Linux, they sure as hell don't exactly have a warm and fuzzy opinion of MS anymore. MS for some odd reason thinks this is 6 years ago and that everyone still believes everything they say. Poor bastards.

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    3. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by forevermore · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "higher-quality than from people who do it professionally" ????

      What, like open source software is all coded by a bunch of high school kids with no skill? I'm willing to bet that almost all of the people working on the big projects, and most of the people working on the smaller projects are people who "do it professionally".

      Even the projects that are coded primarily by high school students (well, he's in college now) are among the best quality programs I've ever used. I've personally contributed to several small/medium OSS projects, and I'm a professional programmer. Heck, I've even worked on OSS projects as part of my day job.

      Mr. Ballmer, you really need to do your research better. We're not just hacks out here (and those of us who are, won't be for long because of the experience and help that the OSS community provides).

      --
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    4. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes yes yes.

      Nearly all software projects started by people around the world, working on their own time, with no roadmap, and no one's but on the line, fail miserably. Linux, Apache, etc... are anomalies.

      With as Microsoft's resources, they really aught to do a better job, but they are failing. They should be asking themselves why.

    5. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Kremlinology

      Interesting that Gates is smacking Office. Interesting that Ballmer feels compelled to make statements easily refuted.

      JMHO, but I think there is trouble in paradise. One of these days Ballmer will become Chief-Flag-Waver and M$ will have a new CEO.

      SB ain't the CEO BG was.

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      Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
    6. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by Pieroxy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? ..."

      Linux people are geeks, that focus on technology (not even mentionning that they might be professionals themselves). Microsoft people are professionals, driven by marketing.
      Hence, from a technological standpoint, Linux/OSS is more likely to be/become superior than any Microsoft product.
      From a marketing standpoint, Microsoft will always be ahead of Linux.
      But... some other people are doing the marketting job on top of linux. That's what we call distros. So eventually, they'll bring to Linux the only remaining area in which Microsoft excell: Marketing.

    7. Re:Ballmer's Personal Reality Field by Clinoti · · Score: 1
      I liked your viewpoint on the caste (for lack of a better word) order of the two systems. GJ.

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  21. MS vs Linux by pudding7 · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If Honda Accords cost $250,000 and Ferrari's were $19000, there would be more problems with Ferrari's than Hondas. Point is, there are millions and millions of people pounding away at MS products with little or no technical expertise and being productive with them. This comes at a price, which is ease of use and simplicity and a standard setup. Simplicity and a standard setup lead to security holes. This doesn't mean MS products are shit, it only means they have security holes.

    1. Re:MS vs Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your "insight", Captain Obvious!

    2. Re:MS vs Linux by pudding7 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you missed my point. So many people here love to claim that MS Word sucks ass, and Outlook blows donkey dicks. In fact, they don't. They do what they're supposed to do, and they do it well.

      Problems with one aspect of an application does not a shitty application make.

    3. Re:MS vs Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for explaining your "insight", Captain Obvious.

    4. Re:MS vs Linux by pudding7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Thank you for your "insight", Captain Obvious! "

      and

      "Thank you for explaining your "insight", Captain Obvious. "


      I think I'm stuck in a Turing test. Are you a human or a chatbot?

    5. Re:MS vs Linux by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny

      So many people here love to claim that MS Word sucks ass, and Outlook blows donkey dicks. In fact, they don't. They do what they're supposed to do, and they do it well.

      Yes! Your quite right!

      It's Word that blows donkey dicks, not Outlook.

      Outlook just looses your emails after 2 megs of data - oh, and it fucks you in the eye if you don't feed it.

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

  22. close the windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can somebody close the windows? The air that comes from there just stinks.

    1. Re:close the windows by forrestt · · Score: 1

      Windows is closed. If it were open, someone would have fixed the security holes by now.

    2. Re:close the windows by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

      If it were open, 5 different people would have made 5 different fixes, which would in the future break other fixes related to these files. Ever heard of standards? Didn't think so.

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    3. Re:close the windows by forrestt · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of standards? Didn't think so.

      Yes, I have been programming since 1981, and the projects I work on, both open and closed source, follow standards that I was taught in college as well as ones that I have learned and/or adopted over the years.

      Your argument is fallacious, the 5 fixes would be submitted to the maintainer, just as they would be in a closed system, who would then be able to pick the best one, and implement it. The difference is that in a closed system, there would probably only be one, and in an open system there would be (in a project as big as this) many.

      Don't for a second think that just because a bunch of people all over the world work on an open source project that it doesn't follow standard programming principles. The only difference between the two sets of programmers is that open source programmers get paid in different ways than spendable cash. Both are just as likely to develop crappy code. But when you have more developers developing code, the likelyhood that they produce a piece of quality code increases. Since the maintainer is able to pick the pieces they want (in both types of development) the code is almost certainly going to be better when there are more choices to pick from. (Note, I said almost certainly, this does not mean it will always be the case.)

  23. Lipservice for Investors by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, this sort of thing is geared at the technologically inert investors. If an investor reads an article that says "Microsoft is more secure," how would they know the validity of the claim? I'd wager most don't read Slashdot, nor are concerned with any more objective tech site, and will happily sink their money into whatever marketing tells them. Of course Microsoft is the most secure thing out there if you don't look at or ignore figures presented by those who know better.

    1. Re:Lipservice for Investors by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Yeah investors are stupid, they just give people money without any thought or research into the corporations they're investing in.

      Thats how they make money, by being stupid and knowing nothing about the fields in which they invest.

      I can guarantee you that the average NASDAQ broker knows more about technology than you do.

      --
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    2. Re:Lipservice for Investors by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can guarantee you that the average NASDAQ broker knows more about technology than you do.

      Actually, a few clients at my computer repair store are NASDAQ brokers, and I can assure you that's not the case. One of them actually wanted to get rid of Windows XP in favor of Windows ME because they thought XP was incompatible with a linksys router.

    3. Re:Lipservice for Investors by fanatic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then explain the rise in SCO stock.

      --
      "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
    4. Re:Lipservice for Investors by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

      Warning: Window ME has memory lacking problem. So I suggest it is UNRECOMMENDABLE. Window ME is the most monster System I ever touched before I decide to go back to window 98 se. Anyway, I awaits to purhase monitor to for my linux box in my room(my LCD monitor died for some weird reason). When it is time, then my breakaway from MS phase in plan will be complete. harrah.

    5. Re:Lipservice for Investors by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

      nevermind you were talking about your other person. :P stupid me. mod me down.

  24. Ironic? How? by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    Please explain to me how this obvious marketing technique (giving reason to why an upgrade to an word processor is needed so often) is "Ironic".

    Pretty please.

  25. Ballmer by dieMSdie · · Score: 1

    "Steve Ballmer recently told an industry conference that Microsoft software is more secure than Linux. "

    Steve really needs to ease up on the old crack pipe!

    --
    Don't throw your computer out the window, throw the Windows out of your computer!
    1. Re:Ballmer by midav · · Score: 1
      Steve Ballmer: The Windows is more secure then ever. Even more secure then Linux.

      Bill Gates: I can not use fscking e-mail anymore and MS-Word is clunky too.

      Steve Ballmer: We have to teach users how Microsoft secures Microsoft.

  26. Only Credible Critic of Me Is Me by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products,

    When you get into the big leagues, a league of your own, a world of your own, then the only critic you can accept is yourself.

    Because, after all, everyone else is incompetent, a sniping dog of a rival, etc., or they wouldn't be as successful as us!

    A consistent attitude from a company that brings us Innovation through embrace, extend and extinguish.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Only Credible Critic of Me Is Me by pmz · · Score: 1

      ...the only critic you can accept is yourself.

      Does your collective agree?

  27. I wonder what... by zr-rifle · · Score: 1

    ... Gabe Newel thinks of this...

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  29. Big Balmer by anagama · · Score: 1


    War is Peace
    Freedom Is Slavery
    Ignorance Is Strength
    Windows Is Good

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  30. Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? by Tisephone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll bet a few bucks that it does not allow customers to "indemnify" MS in any manner that the agreement could possibly defend against in a court of law, and a few that it couldn't, just for good measure.

    --
    "Neque enim lex est aequior ulla, quam necis artifices arte perire sua."
    1. Re:Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's and its suppliers' entire liability and your exclusive remedy shall be, at Microsoft's option, (a) return of price paid, or (b) repair or replacement of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT or hardware that does not meet Microsoft's Limited Warranty [note - 90 days] and which is returned to Microsoft with a copy of your receipt...

    2. Re:Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? *none* of the claims the salespeople make are *ever* really in the EULA.

      They speak of 'investment' of 'stability' of 'standards' of 'security' of 'indemnity' of 'value'- which is all rendered to crap as soon as you read the EULA.

      With commercial software you are always and evermore only paying for the right to use that software on the owner's terms that are within the EULA until they decide to change the deal. no more, no less. No matter what the salespeople say.

    3. Re:Anyone have a Microsoft EULA handy? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      I'll bet a few bucks that it does not allow customers to "indemnify" MS in any manner that the agreement could possibly defend against in a court of law, and a few that it couldn't, just for good measure.

      I can only go by the Windows XP EULA.... You have a 90 day warranty. Subsequent patches are not under warranty. Your recovery should there be a problem with the product is the cost of the software. And here's my favorite...

      13. EXCLUSION OF INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL AND CERTAIN OTHER DAMAGES. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER.
      So basically, if your business goes down the tubes due to failure of the software or because you were sued by some other company as a result of a problem with the software, Microsoft is indemified. Not you.
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  31. Microsoft claims are treated like gold. by wmaker · · Score: 1

    All microsoft has to do is say that their software is secure! People will just believe it and continue to pay up.

    1. Re:Microsoft claims are treated like gold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to work for GW's foreign policy...

    2. Re:Microsoft claims are treated like gold. by wmaker · · Score: 1

      well, i'm thinking gwb's foreign policy is a little bit different than microsoft. heh

  32. Gates stupid like a fox by swordgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It's too hard to find things in e-mail." translation: "We're going to start the murmurings now for a proprietary database-backed email system, from back end to user interface."

    By making comments like this now, Bill will have leverage against the DoJ when they bring up the spectre of the anti-trust settlement. "It's a necessary feature--we recognised that back in 2003."

    --

    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  33. A brief summary by banky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Microsoft now has to spend as much of its time competing against itself as it does everyone else. (Quote: "With each version of Office it gets harder for Microsoft to move customers up," said Michael A. Silver, vice president and research director at the research and advisory firm Gartner Inc.)

    DUH. Pretty much everyone admits this. If they never EOL'd anything, people would probably just stay on NT4 with Office 97 (assuming it works for them).

    2. Microsoft thinks it offers more advanced, and usually better products, and offers metrics to prove those points.

    DUH. In other news, Linux organizations (along with "grass-roots" sites like Slashdot) offer counter-points and different metrics of performance, value, and success.

    In 10 words or less, "Microsoft practices marketing, others offer rebuttal."

    How's the new Office if you're a home user with small email volume? Is it a compelling upgrade?

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  34. Clunky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"

    I guess that's what happens when you bloat Office up with pinball games, flight simluators and 3D Doom clones.

  35. You can only post nested lists and blockquotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Poor poor Billy :`( by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    "it's too hard to find things in e-mail"

    He seems to have lost all the loving emails darling Darl sent him :'(

    My heart cries out for him *sniff*

    --
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  37. "Variety of people" vs. "Professionals" by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? Why is its pedigree better than code done in a controlled fashion? I don't get that,"

    I can see that: random security modules being submitted by guys at NSA. I mean really, what does the NSA know about computer security? Clearly the MS campus is streets ahead of those unprofessional losers...

    Jedidiah

  38. Hmm by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Steve Ballmer recently told an industry conference that Microsoft software is more secure than Linux"

    Ballmer did make a questionable claim, but the submitter of this story made it more general than it really was.

    "Ballmer also disputed the notion that open-source code is more secure than Windows. "The data doesn't jibe with that. In the first 150 days after the release of Windows 2000, there were 17 critical vulnerabilities. For Windows Server 2003 there were four. For Red Hat (Linux) 6, they were five to ten times higher," he said."


    In other words, he didn't say Microsoft Software (people start imagining IE, Outlook, etc...) in general is more secure than Linux, he said Windows 2000 and 2003 had fewer 'critical vulernabilities' than Redhat 6.

    Now, I'm not defending Ballmer here, but I do wish story submitters would chill on the flame-bait headlines.

    Now, with that aside, here's a few things wrong with that statement:

    - One of those 'critical vulnerabilities' in Windows 2000 facilitated a very wide spread attack, something that hasn't happened with Linux.

    - Redhat is up to what.. 9 now? Redhat 6 is going back at least a couple of years. It's disappointing that he didn't pick a more recent version of Redhat. Something tells me that their numbers for critical issues wasn't so interesting.

    - The number of security issues is not a very good measure of security. Though it sounds great for the PHB's out there, but it is well documented that Microsoft's foundation is, in general not very secure. Those critical vulnerabilities are going to do more damage on a Microsoft Platform than a Linux based one.

    So, to summarize: Ballmer's full of shit and the authors need to be more responsible in their reporting, especially when sites can be Slashdotted.
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    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Hmm by bombom · · Score: 1

      He compared Win2k to Red Hat 6, seems bout right to me.

      Whats your beef? He picked 2 OSs (OSi? :) )that came out about the same time.

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    2. Re:Hmm by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Whats your beef? He picked 2 OSs (OSi? :) )that came out about the same time."

      Mainly that he mentioned that 2003 server dramatically improved, but didn't say whether or not the latest Redhat did or not.

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      "Derp de derp."
  39. anyone else tired? by EZmagz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seriously, is anyone else tired of hearing MS trying to pass the buck when it comes to their products? I've just about stopped listening to all of these self-promoting bullshit campaigns. Honestly, is this getting tiring to anyone else?

    One of the biggest issues is that rarely do these claims stack up comparable products. I was just reading the claim by Balmer saying Win2K is more secure (i.e., less patches) than RedHat 6.2, IIRC. Compare the kinds of vulnerabilities Balmer was referring to: in MS, there were a ton of holes that were rooted into the OS, making the whole system vulnerable (in general). In RH, many of the patches were for apps and tools that aren't installed automatically. Sure, your SSL-secured dildo-plus-IM app might have a hole in it, but it's probably not installed by default. Compare that to everyone's favorite RPC hole, or IE hole, found in EVERY version of Windows 2000.

    Fuck it, not worth my time. I'm not a anti-MS zealot by any means, but it's time to /ignore what some of the annoying corporate PR trolls are screaming. If you want to get my attention, get an independent 3rd party (no, Gartner DOESN'T count) to show me some results and back them up with meaningful data.

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    1. Re:anyone else tired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure, your SSL-secured dildo-plus-IM app might have a hole in it
      No, it's the other way around.
  40. Talking to Congress by sphealey · · Score: 4, Informative
    A comment on Groklaw (which I cannot find at the moment) made the point that Ballmer is probably talking to Congress: he is angling for a bill outlawing the GPL. Which I agree is a strong possibility.

    sPh

    1. Re:Talking to Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Congress: he is angling for a bill outlawing the GPL

      By Ed Leaver:

      More than 3 years? I should certainly hope so. After Longhorn arrives, we will wish it never had. Longhorn will most likely ship with the worst "features" of DRM, u$oft's "Secure" Computing Initiative, and Palladium. Tightly coupled to the PC hardware itself. Unless MB/BIOS vendors document a way of turning these features off in BIOS (even if we have to roll our own), Longhorn's arrival will be the "Embrace, Extend, Extinction" of the entire PC platform as we know it today. The only way to prevent this is to expand GNU/Linux/FOSS to the extent there is significant market demand for hardware "free" (as in libre) of such fetters. The purpose of u$oft's FUD campaign against Linux is to prevent that expansion. If they fail to quench that market demand, you can bet they will take their "case" to Congress.

    2. Re:Talking to Congress by js7a · · Score: 1
      Ballmer ... is angling for a bill outlawing the GPL.

      Of course he wishes for that, so much that it probably influences his statements and behavior, but it will never happen. GPL is just permission terms on ordinary copyright. Lots of GPL stuff is used in government and in business under contract. That means too much inertia; nobody in congress can stand up to the bill analyst's report that says, "this bill would put $x million in contracts per district on average in litigation." It's just too expensive, and there are a heck of a lot more constituents with livelyhoods partially due to the GPL (or more accurately, programmers who chose to release under GPL) in each district than there are districts with monolithic software manufacturers opposed to the GPL. Apple, IBM, H-P, etc. who depend on the GPL have plenty of lobby power and more votes in total. No significant force other than Microsoft is credibly opposed to the GPL anyway these days.

  41. Like shooting fish in a barrel by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Oh boy, this is too easy to dissect such naked, false, and desperate Microsoft FUD:

    "There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line."

    Quick, alert Linus and the rest of the kernel maintainers and planners. Also, better not spread around the road map for Linux so Ballmer won't look like a fool.

    " We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers."

    ROFL! Indemnify?! Ever read a Microsoft EULA? You're on your own, buddy. How stupid does he think people are? Never mind, don't answer that...

    " They know where to send e-mail. "

    Oh, puleeeze! Ever try to complain to Microsoft about a bug in their software? Now, take that to the next level. Ever try to complain to one of their software developers about a bug in the particular software they wrote? What's that? You have no idea who wrote that piece of software? And you have no way of finding out? So tell me again where the accountability is.

    "None of that is true in the other world. "

    Uh, precisely the opposite of what you said, but thanks for playing anyway. Tell Steve what he's won. Seriously, it really is just the opposite. Linux code comes with people's name on it. You want accountability? Put your name on software used by millions and put it out into the world to be dissected.

    "So far, I think our model works pretty well,"

    (Wiping the tears from my face while I shake with laughter) If the current mess of the state of Windows is his idea of things working "pretty well," oh never mind...This speech sure wasn't directed at the cluefull.

    That means, of course, that most reporters will report it verbatim and at face value. *sigh*

    1. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Quick, alert Linus and the rest of the kernel maintainers and planners. Also, better not spread around the road map for Linux so Ballmer won't look like a fool.

      That's just the kernel. Where is GNU/Linux, the whole OS, headed? To the desktop? Server room? Embedded devices? Ballmers statement is pretty much true. When will mysql be an enterprise class database server? When will X have *good* 3d support, and be a viable gaming platform?

      There is no real direction to Linux, because anyone can do with it what they want. It's both Linux' strength and weakness. The freedom is nice, the lack of focus, and tendancy for people to get bored and abandon a project/distro, is not.

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    2. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      **(Wiping the tears from my face while I shake with laughter) If the current mess of the state of Windows is his idea of things working "pretty well," oh never mind...This speech sure wasn't directed at the cluefull.**

      well, their current model has worked pretty well for _them_ i would say.

      but no mention of how well it has worked out for the customer compared to what state the os could be in(like, all that nice stuff that was supposed to be in winnt4.0 could actually BE there if they weren't just taping crap together).

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    3. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by LMCBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no real direction to Linux, because anyone can do with it what they want. It's both Linux' strength and weakness.

      Agree about the strength; I don't see how it's a weakness. Think of GNU/Linux as an evolutionary system. Like bilogical evolution, there is no "plan" or "goal". That doesn't mean it can't make products that are "stupendous badasses" (thanks, N. Stephenson!).

      the lack of focus, and tendancy for people to get bored and abandon a project/distro, is not [nice]

      Again, using the evolution analogy: extinction and competition for resources (developer man-hours) are critical parts of the system. It just wouldn't work without them.

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    4. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even within the kernel, there's no real clear roadmap. Look at the discussion surround threads:

      "Threads are for people who can't program state machines"
      "Linux doesn't need threads because of it's lightweight process model"

      then

      "POSIX threads were designed by a committee of morons and there's no way they're going in"
      "LinuxThreads are the absolute best thread implementation"

      then

      "Linux has the best POSIX Thread implementation"
      "Who nees M:N threading when you have Linux's POSIX threads"

      And that was all in the space of about 2 years. Must have been fun doing Linux development during this time.

    5. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by Keighvin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, I tried to complain to Microsoft about a bug in their software. As a developer of a web-app we came across a limitation in IE, whereby when writing via javascript to the page body of a newly opened window, if those instructures referenced the loading of an external CSS or JavaScript file, the whole mess would lock up and foobar the browser. But only if ActiveDesktop was on, which at that point was a default setting for new installations (and everyone here knows what that means).

      'Twas my job to isolate the exact cause and reproduce the example in a portable manner for Microsoft to examine whilst also finding us a workaround.

      In the end, the only way we could get that bug report heard and perhaps, maybe possibly attended to in our lifetimes in a future version, was to submit it through a support contract.

      That's right, it cost us money to tell them their software was bad and never saw anything in return (used up one of our support instances and that was it). Bravo, Mr. Land-of-indmenifying-software, bravo - we shipped product with the workaround, at additional time and development cost for the labor.

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    6. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by El · · Score: 1
      (Wiping the tears from my face while I shake with laughter) If the current mess of the state of Windows is his idea of things working "pretty well," oh never mind...This speech sure wasn't directed at the cluefull.

      Ballmer is rich. Not just rich, but disgustingly fucking rich. You're not. Perhaps you have a different definition of "works pretty well" then he does, all I can say it that Microsoft's model is certainly working pretty well for Ballmer! What, you thought he was refering to working well for Microsoft's customers? Since when has M$ given a shit about it's customers?

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      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    7. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by Tenareth · · Score: 2

      It's true... On 3 different occasions I've written to the e-mail address for a driver/app I might be having an issue with, and all 3 times I've gotten responses back with either what I was doing wrong, or a patch to fix the problem.

      Compare that with MS, where we paid them on a Gold Support call to resolve an issue with IIS, and in the end, their answer was "We aren't even sure which ASP page is breaking the server, but it does seem to be some sort of bug. Rewrite the website without using features X, Y and Z"

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    8. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Linux doesn't go where some company or private body wants it to go. Why do people write OSS? Certainly not for profit or fortune. Hackers just want good software, know how to write it themselves and enjoy doing so.

      Thus, Linux, in a very practical fashion, is taken where it needs to go to fulfill a certain task in a hacker's life. And, to a lesser degree, it goes where it's fun to go, driven by college students, research and happy hackers who enjoy banging out new, out-there ideas into code.

      Linux can also be influenced by corporations and entities which donate to projects to get some particular task done. A number of projects or project hackers will take donations and in turn bang out some new functionality.

      Linux can be directly influenced by corporations as well, adding another, more broad-scale realistic approach, targeting more than individual hackers who know their stuff. Red Hat writes OSS to make Linux usable at both the desktop and server levels, in home and enterprise settings.

      The difference is that the Linux community can accept or deny Red Hat's contributions. In the same way that it can ignore bad code, useless code, corporate donations/payments for work, etc,

      Linux is a force molded by a group of people using it for many different purposes. There is no roadmap for Linux just as there is no roadmap for a governmental election. The people are in control.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    9. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's worked well so far...

      However, when it comes time to cash in your Karma, life's deeds etc, I suspect, though I shouldn't judge, that Steve will be less upbeat about the prospects and "wiseness" of his companies actions.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    10. Re:Like shooting fish in a barrel by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I wish I could find the quote where Linus says that all contributors are basically pulling the kernel along in the directions they want to go - in tiny incremental ways - and that is a Good Thing.

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      --- Hot Shot City is particularly good.
  42. Ballmer Accurate - if not correct. by Kefaa · · Score: 1

    If you do a lookup of Linux versus Microsoft, the numbers tend toward what he is saying. Does it count against MS if a third party vendor's product is compromised? No. But it does appear to count against Linux.

    However, the fact that it is a very misleading statement gives Steve his sound bite "Linux less secure." Well, they cannot claim it if it isn't true and if it is true then we can be sure we want MS products right? Yeah!

    Except, this is not what he said. He lead everyone down the path and then to save himself from an outright lie, he told everyone to go look at the data and decide for themselves. Do you really think 99.9999% of the people are going to go CERN and search? Nope.

    It reminds me of the the "Sale" signs you see in a store window. Do you know what they mean? Items are for sale. Not for less money, just for sale. Or the infamous "quantities may be limited". What does that mean? Most likely it means they have one in each store if you are the lucky one to be first in line. After that, sorry.

    Salesmanship, and FUD a wonderful combination and lets face it...who is better at it than MS?

  43. Email too clunky Bill? Is that the bst you can do? by spidergoat2 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now, if only he would admit that Microsoft is making too much money. Or perhaps Bill could say that MS has been unfair to consumers. THAT would be newsworthy.

  44. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to know everyone's satisfied

  45. Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find.. by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    things in e-mail'
    Imagine how much spam is in his inbox???

  46. ?????HUH????? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    And this is different than closed source software, how?

  47. Finally... by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 2, Funny

    in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products

    finally microsoft does something innovative.

    1. Re:Finally... by EdmundSS · · Score: 1

      Innovative? Not really -- it's been done before. Lots of times.

  48. "thorough analysis?" Hardly. by vondo · · Score: 1
    All this article shows is that a thorough analysis is hard, if not impossible. The author goes on with lots of anecdotes and a little searching on CERT. He/she didn't bother to look at Redhat's vulnerability list.

    But even doing that, one get's into endless arguments about vulnerabilities in an OS vs. a distribution, severity of vulnerabilities, and whether they are exploitable at the time of the fix.

    Also, the author rhetorically asks about a period in Linux as bad as last month for vulnerabilities. I don't admin Windows, but I remember having to update OpenSSH twice in as many days and turn off access to all my users for a few hours because of rumors of an exploit.

    So while I think Balmer is full of hot air, let's not paint Linux as a panacea either.

  49. Shortly after... by teledyne · · Score: 0

    ...Steve Ballmer randomly pops up at Microsoft's HR department demanding, "We need better Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers!"

  50. He made some good points by KingReuben · · Score: 1

    Microsoft=evil aside,

    I think on the whole he made some very good points.

    For example:

    "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally?"

    A very valid question. I have been extremely pleased with how far the Windows platform has come between Windows 2000 and Windows XP. I also believe that Microsoft has been increasingly more proactive with regards to security and patches and creating as rock solid a platform as possible.

    Further:

    "There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line."

    I have had a problem with this as well when it comes to Linux. The biggest problem affecting Linux development lies in there not being a central vision, a "road map", for the platform.

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    om Shanti
    1. Re:He made some good points by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1
      I an answer this one.

      Roadmap of the future of Linux:

      WORLD DOMINATION!

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  51. Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, please read this and think before marking it as flaimbait...

    1) Ballmer said that there were fewer bugs in the 150 days after releasing Windows 2000 and Windows 2003 than Red Hat 6. The reply on Groklaw said that since RH is at 9, it isn't an apples-to-apples comparison. That's true. However, the article still doesn't refute that specific claim.

    2) The reference to Word being "clunky" comes from Bill G.'s speech during the release of Office 2003. He said that some parts of Word 2.0 was "clunky". Well, duh. What's the big deal?

    Come on, CBN. If you want to spread Microsoft FUD, find more accurate items. (it's not tough--Microsoft's an easy and sometimes deserving target)

    1. Re:Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the article still doesn't refute that specific claim

      Yes, she does:

      "Ballmer said there were 17 critical vulnerabilities in Windows 2000 in the 150-day period and that Red Hat had considerably more. But look at the list: it shows only 16 vulnerabilities for all flavors of Linux for the entire year of 2000"

      Looks pretty refuted to me. Perhaps you should work on your reading comprehension.

    2. Re:Slashdot FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try again. I believe RedHat 6.0 was released in April of 1999. That would put the 150-day period in '99.

      Look, I'm not trying to say that Ballmer is right or wrong. I'm just saying that reporting is getting really lazy about their facts.

  52. A Coordinated PR Offensive? by NewbieV · · Score: 1

    I came across this company, who claim in their FAQ:

    "Which Operating Systems are most vulnerable to digital attacks?"

    "Based on the information garnered through SIPS in August 2003 for twelve trailing months, Linux is the most breached operating system followed by Microsoft Windows."

    "For the twelve trailing months as of September 2003, 59.2% of all overt digital attacks were on systems running Linux and 20.8% were on systems running Windows."

    They define 'overt digital attacks' as active hacks conducted by a person or a group, as opposed to a virus spreading through a network...

    So, is it a worldwide PR campaign, perhaps?

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    "For every right, an equal responsibility..."
    1. Re:A Coordinated PR Offensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same site has a report which you can't read without buying it, but it promos it like this: "Over reliance on Microsoft - Threat to the global economy?

      news alert (excerpt)

      London, UK - 2 October 2003, 17:30 GMT - The terrorist actions in 2001 cost the global insurance and reinsurance industry between $55 billion and $70 billion. The damage from malware targeting Microsoft systems in 2003 is reaching similar proportions in terms of productivity losses; cost of hardware and software upgrades; clogging corporate, government and domestic bandwidth to download patches; as well as systems reconfiguration and recovery costs."
      "http://www.mi2g.com/

      The statistics you cite are for particular attacks in which crackers specifically target a box, as opposed to viruses and other malware spreading. The latter is much more frequent. So the numbers become overwhelmingly on Windows' side once again as being the most affected by security problems, if you consider all types.

  53. I call BS by miu · · Score: 1
    We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail.

    Indemnity, right - nice word. From what, and for who? The EULA on pretty much all software disclaims any responsibility on the part of the vendor for damages suffered as a result of using the software. Plenty of MS customers have suffered damage from MS software and so far as I know Microsoft did nothing to indemnify any of them.

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    [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
  54. Even worse... by fanatic · · Score: 1

    not only are there vastly more Microsoft exploits reported, but that the exploits tend to be much more severe, involving remote administrator access."

    And most MS patches require a reboot after patching, making mass patching of production servers an agonizing experinece. Most of the Linux vulns are in programs where you just replace the progam files and maybe stop and restart a service.

    --
    "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
  55. Windows New Security Feature for E-Mail by Merlinium · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"

    Welcome to Windows, with the new E-Mail security feature, where its extremely difficult for you to locate anything in any E-Mail, this feature also makes it extremely difficult for anyone else not authorized, to find anything in your E-Mail also.

    New feature for office software from our upgrades dept:
    This year we are adding the ability to print documents, stayed tuned next year for only $99 we will enhance our office suite software with the color black being added to the font selection screen. Scheduled for Release later on at $99 each is The final letters to the Alphabet added (w, i, n, d, o, & s) (we didn't want anyone to write bad things about Windows, so we omitted those letters so no one could make a Document that spoke bad about us. If by chance you have those letters available we shall be contacting you, to sue you for Reverse engineering our proprietary software)





    (Note: This was just a joke, please do not take it literally)

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  56. It seems that Ballmer has been ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    taking smack. Mainlining, that is. That's the only explanation for the numbers in his "analysis" (emphasis on the anal) of the comparative security of Windows vs. Linux.

    Doesn't he realize that taking all that smack will just ruin his dancing career?

  57. Ballmer, High Potentate of the Dancing Monkey Clan by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Windows is also the most beautiful interface on God's Green Earth, dammit!" shouted a sweaty and flatulent Ballmer at a press conference in an abandoned carnival outside of Twentynine Palms, California. "You should count yourselves blessed to have access to such heart-rending wonderment. I mean, look at those stately gray buttons. Look at them!"

    Ballmer proceeded to point at the thin air next to him for three minutes while muttering what sounded like 'their little pig eyes they bore into my soul like dirty knives' and scanning the audience.

    "What about the security issues?" asked Jayson Blair, cub reporter for D-Cup Magazine.

    "And those button bars with the sometimes incomprehensible tiny icons. Those are works of art!" cried Ballmer. "If you can't understand what one means, you are nothing more than an animal. An animal, I tell you! Do you hear? An animal who sleeps in his own wastes and eats his own children! Die!"

    "Do you have any data to back up your claim of being more secure than Linux?" asked Asian reporter Trish Takinawa of Channel 104 Public Access in Parumph, Nevada.

    "Data!" thundered Ballmer. "We're freaking Microsoft, toots! We don't need any stinking dat-"

    Ha ha! This has gone far enough!" said a swarthy man in ninja clothing from the back of the crowd as he leapt up onto a dusty platform festooned with tattered remnants of long dead happiness.

    "So! Phil Schiller. Head of Marketing at Apple Computer," Ballmer said. "I wondered when we'd meet again."

    "And it is as I said, ha-ha, at a time and place of my design, ha-ha!" heckled Schiller has he drew his adamantine katana from it's sheath. Gold plated depleted uranium throwing stars twinkled and glistened with righteousness in his other hand.

    Strange alien devices began to scuttle threatingly from Ballmer's massive pores. They dripped with sweat. The sweat hit the floor and burned little holes.

    Reporters scattered in a storm of makeup and microphone cable. Somewhere, a bird of prey cried out. A baby cried. Someone broke Godwin's law for the 5000th time that day. An charmed quark spontaneously appeared, but only briefly.

    Schiller's bright eyes started down the angry monkey eyes of his eternal nemesis, and the world held it's breath...

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    --- Ban humanity.
  58. It worked for Hardee's by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1
    unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products,

    Enter Steve Ballmer standing in front of a black background:

    "Windows Server 2003...It's how the last place you'd go for an OS will be come the first."

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    Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
  59. Safest way to run Windows by sbunin · · Score: 1

    The safest way to run windows is by putting it behind a linux or freebsd based firewall. In addition, don't run Internet Explorer or ANY version of OUTLOOK..

  60. What About Paper? by tds67 · · Score: 1
    The new software also enhances the e-mail program, giving users, for instance, the power to decide whether their e-mails can be forwarded or not.

    Am I still allowed to print the e-mail and forward it to someone else via the U.S. Postal Service? Or will I violate Micro$oft's End User License by doing so?

    Hmmm...Digital Rights Management for e-mail...I don't know if I like that...

  61. What an ass. by bogie · · Score: 1

    Maybe if they spent as much time fixing their products as they did FUDing opensource there wouldn't be so many "Worms of the Week".

    Christ what kind of messages do they think this sends? The more they talk about linux and opensource the more companies become aware as a viable option and realize that Microsoft is seriously shitting its pants. From a PR standpoint this is a disaster. This isn't 1996 when there was no Google and you couldn't do your own research. Anyone with half a brain and five minutes can easily find out that all the FUD is just flat out wrong.

    In a way I actually feel bad for Balmer et al. I mean it must not be fun to live in fear which its pretty obvious they are. Kinda sad really. Their entire business is based on the assumption that users and companies don't realize that they have a choice. Now that you can't go a week without having MS bring up Linux even the average Joe knows about it. Sure he may not switch his laptop, but chances are at his business he may realize that Linux is a real alternative on the server.

    Poor Microsoft if they don't stop stalking Linux at every turn Tux is going to have to take out a restraining order.

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    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
    1. Re:What an ass. by anubi · · Score: 1

      "Their entire business is based on the assumption that users and companies don't realize that they have a choice."

      Hehe.. he kinda reminds me of the little guy in the booth running the big talking head on "Wizard of Oz".

      But then, look at religion, and how so many people can be asked to sacrifice so much in the hopes it will do them some good. We do have a feature in our own biological OS that gives us an inferiority complex over things we don't understand, and we have hopes that someone else understands it better than us, and we willingly follow them in the hopes their judgement is better than our own.

      Many people have seen through this, and have studied our behaviour and belief systems trying to figure out how the core algorithms work. You might wanna call them cerebral hackers, but the more common name is psychologist. Just as many of us may know how to plant code in some system so it will do a desired thing, psychologists study ways of planting a suggestion to someone so they will do a desired thing. Want a good example? Ask any parent whose children are exposed to television commercials aimed at kids. But then, these same elements of suggestion are present at all levels of human interaction - their effectiveness varies with the skill on which they are implemented, as well as the gullibility ( ignorance ) of the target.

      Personally, I kinda chuckle at the businesstypes who are always pining for support. They obviously don't know what they are playing with. Computers are not all that complex as long as you have the information on their construction and programming. When I was a kid, I used to go down to the local radio-TV service shop after school to fix a few TV's for them. You know, those sets were pretty much all alike... just pick up your oscilloscope probe, first see if you have proper power across the main B+ capacitors, then start chasing down the signal path to find where you lost it. If it wasn't a bad tube, it was always something like some resistor that drifted way off value, usually way too high, or some capacitor that started leaking and let plate voltage from the preceding amplifier drive the next tube into saturation. Once in a while, it was a transformer that had some shorted turns or some resonating capacitor or timing resistor that was drifty. Those took more time cause I had to wait for them to act up.

      Whats this thing about "support"? The only "support" I needed was to know how my stuff works. The rest is child's play.

      Business seems so determined to own stuff they do not understand how it works, then try to force someone under contract to do it for them. They are leaving themselves wide open to being raped. Business is so determined to save money by outsourcing everything and doing just the stuff that makes them money. I wonder if someone came to them with the offer of $10,000 for their kidneys, and a limited-time contract to do resulting dialysis for them for only $100 per visit, if they would accept? Keep in mind the answer may take one of two forms depending on whether or not it is their own personal body parts thats being sold off for immediate profit at the expense of long term survivability. (i.e. taking personal responsibility for their decisions - literally )

      I've seen this before, especially in large corporations, where an overabundance of cash availability resulted in the hiring of management types, which subsequently laid off engineering and tech-support for immediate savings as they transitioned to outsourced methods. Things looked really good for a few months, until the company no longer had the capacity to do anything - then the traps closed. There was little else the company could do but spin the best letters they could to the stockholders explaining why the company can no longer do what it used to do.

      Personally, if I don't know exactly what it is I have, and how to fix it if I have to, then I really question whether or not I need this thing. I have e

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      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  62. Another analysis by Alan · · Score: 1

    Here are more thoughts from a friend of mine and security expert.

  63. Developers, Developers, Developers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are lies, damn lies and Microsoft PR.

  64. Re:This first post for Stef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you were intentionally trying to FAIL IT!?!!!!

  65. CLUNKY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was the Microsoft Motto.

  66. Define "Critical" by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    From Groklaw:

    Ballmer said there were 17 critical vulnerabilities in Windows 2000 in the 150-day period and that Red Hat had considerably more. But look at the list: it shows only 16 vulnerabilities for all flavors of Linux for the entire year of 2000. CERT only lists the big ones, but Ballmer did say "critical". It makes you wonder where he got his numbers from or how he defines "critical".

    My guess is that "critical" for Windows is anything that allows a remote root via core windows stuff. "Critical" for RedHat probably meant counting anything that showed up in RedHat Errata during the time period, which usually includes minor problems in programs I don't even have installed.

  67. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I know you're trolling, but for others who might actually be feeling this way, you can always go into prefs and turn Microsoft stories off.

    But that would be a reasonable solution to your problem, wouldn't it? Sorry.

  68. Talking Smack... by rasteri · · Score: 1

    in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack

    How many other people read that as "Microsoft has started TAKING smack"? That would explain most of their press releases...

  69. Broken Record by BanjoBob · · Score: 1

    We've heard M$ say they're getting their security act together so many times now that I really doubt if there is anybody who actually believes them anymore (except the Gartner Group). Due to the evolvolution development approach that M$ has used for the on-going Windoze environment, the product is, by design, insecure. It may be easier for them to start over, from scratch, than to fix what appears to be unfixable.

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    Banjo - The more I know about Windoze, the more I love *nix
  70. Standard BusinessThink spin by Oloryn · · Score: 1

    "The Microsoft chief executive also contrasted the quality of software that's produced by commercial makers to that of software that's developed under the open-source model. 'Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? Why is its pedigree better than code done in a controlled fashion? I don't get that,' he said.

    "'There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail. None of that is true in the other world. So far, I think our model works pretty well,' Ballmer said.

    This part is essentially standard BusinessThink spin. It depends on a fundamental difference between how techies and management view support and services.

    For the technical types who largely make up the Linux community, 'support' is largely a question of information-gathering. It's a question of 'where do I find the information necessary to fix the current problem?'. We don't particularly care where is comes from, as long as we can get it. That's why we're comfortable digging through web sites, posting to newsgroups and mailing lists - generally dealing with our peers to gather information.

    For management types (and probably particularly for upper management in larger companies), the question of service and support is dealt with more in terms of business structures. The question is 'what business structure is available to take responsibility for fixing problems?'. It doesn't really matter (or doesn't really sink in) that newsgroups and mailing lists and other 'non-business' resources can often be more effective at gathering the necessary information than the 'tech support' you find in a lot of companies - the business mentality tends to focus on finding some business structure that can be assigned the responsibility. In a sense, perhaps they're more comfortable with a situation where they can deal with their peers.

    Ballmer is simply trying to spin this in a way that makes Microsoft fit in better with standard BusinessThink. "We have a business structure to take responsibility for this, the Linux crowd only has an amorphous 'community', ergo (to BusinessThink) we're the ones who show responsibility". I'm not sure how we can counter that, but I think you need to understand where he's going with his spin before you can.

    1. Re:Standard BusinessThink spin by smack.addict · · Score: 1
      Your post suffers from closed-mindedness. You have segmented the world into techies and management and demonized management to belittle their point of view without actually analyzing the management point of view and trying to understand it from a rational perspective.

      Any time you bring in something supplied from an external source, that something represents risk since you do not control it. Depending on how critical that external thing is, you need to pay more attention to mitigating that risk.

      Newsgroups are not a good tool for mitigating risk. You cannot quantify the response time for a newsgroup on a particular issue nor can you identify reasonable escalation procedures. Being able to do so is critical to protecting your obligations to your customers and business partners. These are valid needs for a business, and dismissing them does not help the Linux cause.

      Fortunately for Linux, it has the champion of all champions for businesses to look to: IBM. IBM provides the risk mitigation that business needs. Any manager who would make critical business decisions based on "I can get tech support from a Linux newsgroup" should lose his job.

    2. Re:Standard BusinessThink spin by Oloryn · · Score: 1

      Your points as to why management takes the approach it does are valid, but you've totally missed my motivations in making my own point. I wasn't at all belittling or dismissing BusinessThink, just trying to point out that the difference in viewpoint does exist, and that we need to take it into consideration when answering things like this. From the responses I've seen on here and on LWN, by and large, we're not doing it = we're responding strictly from the techie viewpoint, and therefore we're not replying effectively in the eyes of those Balmer is really targeting. I suspect you and I really closer in attitude on this than you realize.

    3. Re:Standard BusinessThink spin by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      No fucking way.

      Some managers who make critical business decisions based on "I can get tech support from a Linux newsgroup" should get promoted.

      If they can get that support, they rock.

      Do you really think it is hard to find fee-based support for Linux? My strong sense, based only on anecdotal evidence/personal experience, is that it is MUCH better than the minesweeper certified solitaire experts. I had an intern who had passed the core exams and had only to get a couple of electives before becoming a certified god of tech. I told him to open the control panel. Deer in headlights look. "Hit the start button." Deer in headlights look. "Bottom left corner of the screen."

    4. Re:Standard BusinessThink spin by smack.addict · · Score: 1
      Some managers who make critical business decisions based on "I can get tech support from a Linux newsgroup" should get promoted.

      Why? That manager just exposed his company to the possibility of not being able to get help on a Linux newsgroup at a critical time on a critical issue. That's irresponsible.

      Do you really think it is hard to find fee-based support for Linux?

      No. Why do you ask?

    5. Re:Standard BusinessThink spin by smack.addict · · Score: 1

      I apoligize. I obviously misread your original statement. /. is filled with vitriolic speech towards business and managers when business and managers are largely why most of these people can put food on the table. Too often, technologists forget that technology exists to make life easier, life does not exist to use technology.

  71. nobodys ass on the line (redux) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what ballmer doesnt understand is
    the linux community is one giant genetic
    algorithm. that 'chinese hacker' would
    quickly be swallowed up by the 'breeding scheduler'.

    this giant, real life GA will soon swallow microsoft.

  72. Jesus Christ by ryantate · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You know what other game is being raised? Slashdot's masturbatory anti-Microsoft jihad posts. Just yesterday morning Slashdot had four Microsoft-borg-logoed stories, with only one other post breaking them up, all posted in the span of three and a half hours. I am glad to see the bashing has not let up today.

    These threads invariably involve, at the top mod levels, derogatory comments about the quality of Microsoft code and products, conspiracy theories about the true motives behind Microsofts intentions (always), sarcastic jokes agreeing with the action in question, a sad reflection on how new users, PHBs and/or the world at large is accepting this action, and an impressively-inventive-if-completely unneccesary variety of miscellaneous other anti-Microsoft rhetoric.

    I am not going to rehash the old and tired arguments about Microsoft, or even say I disagree with much of it. That is beside the point.

    What is important is that open source in general and slashdot in particular should be different, and they are utterly NOT. Steve Ballmer comes out and spreads some FUD on Linux. Ya, it's FUD, and it's not true, and he's fundamentally wrong about quality and open source, and besides Microsoft just this and that and blah blah blah. So what.

    I can see how the first two or three or ten times you hear this shit from Microsoft you want to scream from the mountaintops how wrong it is. What I utterly will never ever understand is how you can get off, get this big rhetorical hard on, four and five times a day week in and week out over the SAME BULLSHIT. It's FUD now just like it was FUD last year and FUD the year before that and, as far as the slashdot crowd is concerned at least, FUD in 1976 when Bill Gates wrote an Open Letter to Hobbyists.

    It would seem to me that, confronted with all of this disagreeable stuff coming out of Microsoft, the slashdot crowd would eventually learn the productive and elevated response is to

    A> Shrug.

    B>Take the high road and acknowledge every sliver of truth in every criticism, ignoring the juvenile manner in which it may have been delivered, and use this reflection to further improve open source. Parse FUD for constructive crisiticism. If there is none to be gleaned see A>. Is there *anything* about Linux's patching model or security that could be improved? Is there the slightest kernel of truth in what Ballmer says?

    But when I think about it I realize the benefit of anti-Microsoft jihad posts filled with propagandist comments isn't to convey any new information or spark new insights but to further reinforce and perpetuate the community formed around slashdot. Read Clay Shirky's brilliant A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy. External enemy, religious veneration, it's all here. It's here to perpetuate the group, as human groups naturally want to do -- even when such patterns are against the interest of the original or stated goal of the group. A choice excerpt:

    "Anyone who was around the Open Source movement in the mid-Nineties could see this all the time. If you cared about Linux on the desktop, there was a big list of jobs to do. But you could always instead get a conversation going about Microsoft and Bill Gates. And people would start bleeding from their ears, they would get so mad. "

    I'm sick of it, so what, everyone seems to love it, I'll just go now and click a preference and never look at the borg crap again. I just hope in time there is enough other content to read.
    1. Re:Jesus Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dear Microsoft Representative,

      There is an elementary lesson in all of this for you to learn. The reason why people do not stop raising counter-issues to your claims is because they continue to be false. As long as your company's PR department keeps releasing information that even it knows is flawed, there will be reactionaries who vocally decry you.

      Contrary to what you would like to believe, this is a good thing. If people did not stay true to their causes, and stay true to vocalizing them, then the rights and freedoms of the United States of America would become an even more worthless set of abilities.

      It is the voice of reason that keeps the errors and deceptions of businesses much like your own, lit up for the unknowing masses to see. Without that voice of reason, eventually all reason will be lost, and the people will suffer under the ever-tightening grip of misconception.

      Be thankful for the people who have the persistence and bravery to keep their beliefs aloft, for without them, you would not be in the world that you live in.

      It is my hope that you will take this message, and share it with your fellow employees at Microsoft Corporation, so that they will understand that it is all part of the great system called life. Not a personal attack, or anything so mundane as that. Perhaps then you and your co-workers will feel better with yourself, and even come to rationally view the counter-issues themselves, bringing your standards of development to a higher level.

      One can always hope, at any rate.

      Yours truly,
      Sociology 101

    2. Re:Jesus Christ by redmoss · · Score: 1

      If you don't like the articles, don't read them. No one's forcing you to read them, or get all worked up by responses you don't like. As the saying goes: "people who live in glass houses should not throw stones".

    3. Re:Jesus Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo hoo and goodbye. And by the way, just who the fuck asked you?

      Insightful? More like Inciteful. Overrated.

    4. Re:Jesus Christ by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      derogatory comments about the quality of Microsoft code and products

      So, it's sort of like what Ballmer just did, except that it's done by frustrated users of the denigrated products instead of by someone selling the competition?

      conspiracy theories about the true motives behind Microsofts intentions (always)

      The true motives behind Microsoft's intentions are profit. That's not a conspiracy theory, that's capitalism, and IIRC a requirement for a publically traded company.

      the slashdot crowd would eventually learn the productive and elevated response is to

      A> Shrug.


      And if 99% of Slashdot users take your advice, how many thousands does that leave to post in these threads?

      Besides, "shrugging" is metaphorically an antonym for productive. Making snide jokes and ranting isn't any more productive, but it's more fun.

      And this is the forum for it. Try deelevating yourself for a second, and look around the website. This isn't the KDE or kernel mailing lists, it's not some project's bugzilla site, and there's pretty much no work being done here that could possibly be interrupted or impeded by "Microsoft wants to charge for every reboot" jokes. It's a weblog, not a place for free software developers to change the world. It's a webpage people read for fun.

      I'm sick of it, so what, everyone seems to love it, I'll just go now and click a preference and never look at the borg crap again.

      Good plan. Not everybody will find the same things fun, and it's okay to accept that. I ran across a frighteningly thorough "Facts of Life" fansite the other day; that doesn't mean I'm going to jump on the comments board and tell everyone how they should enjoy their free time.

    5. Re:Jesus Christ by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Look left... glance right.... don fire retardant suit.... I actually think Microsoft provides a much richer security infrastructure (eg acls, user rights, etc)... that their administration tools have come a very long way over the past few years especially with free products like SUS and all the stuff that's configurable through active directory. In the grand scheme of things, all of those remote exploits like the recent RPC problems don't make a damn bit of difference to me. If it got hit, it probably shouldn't have been exposed and it definitely should have been patched.

    6. Re:Jesus Christ by mckyj57 · · Score: 1

      I can see how the first two or three or ten times you hear this shit from
      Microsoft you want to scream from the mountaintops how wrong it is. What
      I utterly will never ever understand is how you can get off, get this big
      rhetorical hard on, four and five times a day week in and week out over
      the SAME BULLSHIT. It's FUD now just like it was FUD last year and FUD the
      year before that and, as far as the slashdot crowd is concerned at least,
      FUD in 1976 when Bill Gates wrote an Open Letter to Hobbyists.


      Perhaps you assume that everyone has read Slashdot exactly as long as
      you have and monitored the exact same content as you have...I will
      continue to believe there are people leaving and. joining the discussion
      every day. FUD left uncontradicted becomes accepted as fact.

      I'm sick of it, so what, everyone seems to love it, I'll just go now and
      click a preference and never look at the borg crap again. I just hope in
      time there is enough other content to read.


      That is what you should do.

    7. Re:Jesus Christ by overbom · · Score: 1

      I just want to say Bravo!

      I just hope in time there is enough other content to read.

      Well, there's always the daily SCO report. Or, umm... the weekly BSD story... *shrugs*

    8. Re:Jesus Christ by Empiric · · Score: 1

      One thing to consider, though, is that new people are coming to Slashdot every day. I showed up as a regular reader a few months back, though I've been working in the software field since '85. They may be similar arguments for the same issue, but they're not necessarity the same arguments, and not everyone is aware of them. Realtime counter-FUD to answer the latest FUD, generated by lots of knowledgable people, is quite useful, especially to newcomers.

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  73. Liar!!! by hdparm · · Score: 1

    Nothing but the damn liar. That's what Ballmer is. However, there's not much left for them but lies. They know they're in trouble and they know exactly how many bilions of dollars are they going to be short in revenues over the next 2-5 years.

  74. Re:More Slashdot bias by ichimunki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are a regular laugh riot. RTFM. There is a preferences setting if you don't want to read about MS. Use it or shut up about the number of MS stories. It's really that simple. The quantity of different types of stories on Slashdot is probably directly related to the number of submissions on those topics made by readers.

    I'm not even going to get into the logical fallacies going on with your comparison (via .sig) of MS and Linux security issues.

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  75. Someone to hold accountable... SteveB himself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now here's a quote I loved from http://www.entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsI D=6004:
    If there are problems and people do have security issues, I'm SteveB@microsoft.com. They know where to send e-mail and give somebody a hard time about it."
    I think it's time to Slashdot SteveB's inbox with our concerns...
  76. YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fancy the manchode, do ya?

  77. Tiring by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

    MS : Our software is more secure

    Open source community : No, Linux is more secure

    MS : No, we are

    Open source community : No we are!

    MS : Liars!

    Come on, let's be a little more objective than that. I feel i'm in the presence of 2 children.

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  78. Re:More Slashdot bias by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
    Come on, don't you think you're being overly critical?

    -matt

  79. It's not ironic by tmark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products, instead of those of their competitors.

    It's not ironic, because Microsoft stands to suffer nothing by pointing out problems with Outlook. And that is because 1) it is still probably the most widely used email program, 2) there are no real significant challenges or competitors to Outlook (or Excel, or Word) out there, and 3) the problems BG is pointing out are relatively trivial and plague every other email program anyways. So MS can make these kinds of knocks on their products as much as they want...they just can't knock Windows.

    And, as someone else has already pointed out, it always helps to sell new product. Doesn't almost every new feature set in any product imply there was something wrong with the previous versions ?

    1. Re:It's not ironic by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      3) the problems BG is pointing out are relatively trivial and plague every other email program anyways. So MS can make these kinds of knocks on their products as much as they want...they just can't knock Windows.
      Actually, Outlook's real problems - vbscriptability, easy launching of executables, and loading of web bug images, are all not in it's competitors; and that's just it's Windows competition... In all *nix mail programs these problems are totally absent.
  80. Article by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

    This article is about as well considered as Ballmer's - showing "proof" that doesn't correspond to the evidence doesn't help. Look, Groklaw is right, Bawlmore is wrong, but this article certainly doesn't help prove it. ALWAYS TAKE THE DAMN HIGH ROAD ON THESE THINGS PEOPLE.

  81. email steve ballmer by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    "if there are problems and people do have security issues, I'm SteveB@microsoft.com. They know where to send e-mail and give somebody a hard time about it."

    Well, now we all know where to send our emails ;)

  82. Hoo boy. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    "The fact that someone in China in the middle of the night patched it -- there is nothing that says integrity will come out of that process."

    Here's a good one. "Me no likee patchee." He's just pissed because the Chinese have yet to kowtow like good little subjects. I assume M$ doesn't have anyone in China working on security. China's timezone would make the middle of the night our workday. Etc, etc.

    It'd be insulting if it weren't delivered by such a laughingstock of a monkeyboy messenger.

    "We have a process that will lead to sustainable level of quality."

    I suppose 'minimal' qualifies as sustainable?

    And who's surprised this outburst came out during a Gartner circle jerk? This is the functional equivalent of that ass Mahathir's comments at the OIC.. Preaching to the short-bus choir...

  83. snippit from Ballmer by gandy909 · · Score: 1

    ..."The Microsoft chief executive also contrasted the quality of software that's produced by commercial makers to that of software that's developed under the open-source model. 'Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? Why is its pedigree better than code done in a controlled fashion? I don't get that,' he said. ...

    Uh, maybe... doing it for pride, pleasure, or just because you love doing it, versus crack-of-the-whip-get-the-most-profit-out-of-your- lazy-programming -ass-in-the-absolute-least-amount-of-time-to-satis fy-the-shareholders -pockets? Not discounting that thare are plenty of OSS people who ARE getting paid to do it, and that OSS IS controlled, just in a different manner than closed.

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  84. Sure, money well spent by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    In addition, Microsoft spends about $6.9 billion a year in R&D to improve its software, an effort that could not be funded under an open-source model, Ballmer said. "Most people who are putting their software under open source are doing so because it hasn't been very successful when it was sold. Why not make it free?"

    That's right, $6.9 million dollars spent by your company in R&D that would multiply your security holes exponentially. Now that's money very well spent.

    You're talking about software not being successful? The entire Concordia University's EE labs run either unix or linux. Openoffice, (surprise, surprise!) is opensource and everyone's been able to hand in their project reports and papers. Software that hadnt been successful... what kind of bullshit is that. You have a guy like this as an exec at Microsoft... we now know what kind of products you guys spit out.

  85. not so ironic by dmh20002 · · Score: 1
    "in an unusually ironic twist, Microsoft has started talking smack about their own products, instead of those of their competitors. "

    thats not so ironic. In sales and marketing, you never talk about your competitors unless you have to. You would much rather discuss how your new product is improved over your old product. You don't want to give credibility to your competitors by mentioning them, and on the off chance your customer hasn't heard about them at all.
    Since Office has such an overwhelming market share, they pretty much don't have to talk about Open Office/StarOffice at all except in cases where the customers ask about them.
  86. Indemnification lie by gsfprez · · Score: 1

    repeat after me.

    Microsoft DOES NOT INDEMNIFY YOU - other than for the price of their software - THE SAME AS LINUX

    Microsoft DOES NOT INDEMNIFY YOU - other than for the price of their software - THE SAME AS LINUX

    Microsoft DOES NOT INDEMNIFY YOU - other than for the price of their software - THE SAME AS LINUX

    How they (and SCO) get away with saying this is sheer madness. It is false advertising. There should be a lawsuit against Microsoft for making fraudulent claims. Fraudlent claims are not protected speech.

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  87. But responsibility already exists by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    I posit that Linux developers have something rather important on the line; their reputations, professional and personal.

    I'd start by pointing out that even if Microsoft perhaps should be in trouble for shoddy software, it's not as if they don't get away with it. Consider what you actually get if you complain to Microsoft or request a new feature. Normally it's nothing. Microsoft has effectively avoided most public criticism about recent security exploits by simply saying "Sorry, that's just how computers are." Because most people simply don't comprehend a "computer" as anything other than running Windows software, they get away with it.

    That said, open source software shouldn't need to make up excuses or reasons about being responsible for software. It just works... or sometimes it doesn't. but how is that different from other products?

    If it doesn't work then stop using it if there's a better alternative. But more often than not any reasonable evaluation by a potential customer would reveal that the developers behind the majority of major open source products are much more reponsive and communicative about bugs and issues and how they're dealing (or not dealing) with things than Microsoft, or many similar big corporates.

    If OSS is to be justified, there shouldn't be a need to try to invent strategies for countering Microsoft's FUD. It's already not fact, OSS already has responsible people behind it and (IMHO) they do a much better job than the majority of their closed source commercial counterparts. Just point this out.

  88. Re:More Slashdot bias by greenhide · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do we really need another bash-Microsoft article obsessively dissecting one sentence Bill Gates made at some promotional speech or interview or whatever?

    Um, it was the Washington Post reporting on the "sentence" (although it was probably more on the orders of a paragraph or two), not Slashdot. We're not dissecting the sentence here. It's pretty clear that MS is going to have to make the sale based on overhyping the features of the new version and badmouthing the old. This sort of thing happens in companies all the time -- Clorox bleach had a big promo for powdered Bleach by badmouthing liquid bleach, their #1 product.

    Just like a site focusing on Green Party politics would be crazy not talking about news concerning the Bush administration, it's important to talk about Microsoft here because for the forseeable future it will be that 800-lb gorilla that affects everything else in the tech industry.

    If you really want to complain about excessive coverage, it seems like Apple has gotten more than its fair share of articles in the past week, too. Gee, maybe that's because there are a lot of newsworthy events going on with that company.

    Things are happening with both Microsoft and Apple this week; big news items ( horrible security exploits patched followed by big talk from Balmer, iTunes for Windows, a Mac-based cluster possibly making #4 or #5 of the top 500 supercomputers). Maybe some things are happening on the Linux front; maybe not. But Linux is based around a community of nerds, not on a corporation with a snazzy PR department.

    In a sense, this is exactly what makes Linux an ideal server platform: it's not "features" focused, and it's more into substance than style. It's also why it's less likely to break into the home desktop market any time soon (although it stands a chance in large-volume corporation and school environments).

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  89. Road map? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose a road map of "Increase profit margins" does us all a lot of good, eh?

  90. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're the one who posted the article in the first place?

    1. Re:huh? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Nope, I mean the next step. Email servers that won't accept standard SMTP mail ("it's because of the spammers!"), nor send it. Take outlook running on from an exchange server, add 'features,' and then cut the compatability ties to the rest of the world.

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    2. Re:Huh? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      you're the one who posted the article in the first place?

      Yes, I provided the text for everyone to read, not for the karma points ( which mean dick anyway ).

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  91. 'putting together' by sewagemaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft's greatest value to customers is building these features into the core operating system, he contended. "We essentially take cost and complexity out of the system ... as opposed to having to force our customers to cobble them together themselves," he said. "That is part of the open source world, the customer puts things together. We think part of our value proposition has to be we have to take a lot of that effort out. N

    Wrong. You take the "cost and complexity" out of 3rd party software, so instead of the money going into other company's accounts, it goes into your own pockets.

    As for 'putting things together' in the open source world, doing apt-get isnt harder than popping CDs in and doing installations. We do the putting together because we like to customize rather than being forced stuff down our throats. People order from a menu at the restaurant because they want to choose what they eat.

  92. Re:More Slashdot bias by Vicegrip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's hard not to laugh at the bully when he complains about being picked on.

    Anyways, I'm ready to keep bashing Microsoft until they get their bloody act toghether and no amount of whimpering will change my mind.

    Open source is about calling things the way they are: saying as loud as possible when something important sucks and need to be re-written. In Linux, thats what happens: when it sucks badly, it gets re-written. This is a concept most corporations often have a hard time digesting because it's too expensive for them.

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  93. roadmaps are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoth the article:
    There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers.

    I dunno, but roadmaps to me mean schedules.
    Schedules mean to me that when things are falling behind, we rush to get them finished.

    The difference between roadmaps and not is the difference between an engineer driven product and a marketing driven product.

  94. Actually, it can be both by phorm · · Score: 1

    Excluding browser-related errors... a lot of these would be solved by having a linux box between a windows box and the net. It's not a final solution, as obviously we'd want to find a way to migrate users... but at the cheap costs of a NAT-ready PC it's at least a way to get people used to the idea of linux.

  95. Nice Sig... by Cornelius+Chesterfie · · Score: 1

    "Poll: 75% of Palestinians support Haifa restaurant attack: "

    Next time you're gonna quote a poll result, please use the original article rather than the paraphrasing found in american newspapers.

    The actual poll results were that 75% of palestinians saw the Haifa restaurant attack as justifiable revenge for the attacks they endured. It sounds the same but there's a HUGE difference. This is a perfect example of how word spin can affect the angle at which something is viewed, and why americans exposed to their biased media automatically assume the Israelis are the good guys (as if there were any good guys in this bullshit).

    Btw, 85% of the same people polled want a mutual ceasefire and an end to the violence. But I guess anything that puts the pals in a good light isn't something you'd be interested in sigging.

    Just thought you should know.

    1. Re:Nice Sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It sounds the same but there's a HUGE difference. This is a perfect example of how word spin can affect the angle at which something is viewed, and why americans exposed to their biased media automatically assume the Israelis are the good guys (as if there were any good guys in this bullshit).

      Just remember, it's the Americans, and only the Americans that are exposed to these biases.

      Arab countries report all the news in a completely unbiased, unprovocative, and responsible matter. Especially in their school textbooks and religious ceremonies!

      Hey, it goes for all members of the OIC too! Remember what the Prime Minister of Malaysia said. "Jews control the world by proxy!". Yup, only the Jews distort the media, everybody else is perfectly unbiased.

    2. Re:Nice Sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is obvious that each country has a bias, but why is the USA biased towards supporting Israel, while the rest of the world is not? My theory is that the USA's bias exists for 3 reasons:

      1. Fundie (i.e. fundamentalist) Christians: Yup, many fundie Christians in the USA are convinced that the Israel of today is the same one mentioned in the bible. Mix in some... interesting interpretations of the book of revalation, and bingo! Israel must be supported at all costs. "Jews", "Zionists", and "Israelis" are not to blame for the views of fundie Christians.

      2. Affirmative Action: The USA is hooked on the holocaust. It is a regular topic at USA universities, and books, movies, and TV mini-series are regularly made about the holocaust. So much so that foreigners visiting America are often surprised at the US's holocaust obsession.

      Partly because of this holocaust obsession, many Americans believe that Jews deserve some kind of reparations till the end of time because they are always picked on. They are eternal victims.

      3. Judaic Supremacist Lobby: You can't even mention this one in the USA without the lobby destroying your professional career. See http://www.campus-watch.org/ for an example. Some have intricate conspiracy theories of Jewish control... I highly doubt these are true. However, there are known powerful groups that lobby in favor of Jewish interests. The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) claims to be an anti-racist group, but a brief reading of their website proves otherwise.

      Also note how the ADL actively lobbies the government and media, whenever either steps out of line with regards to Jewish interest. There are many other such groups, such as The Ayn Rand Insitute. Don't believe me? Just check their website. There is also the JDL... but I think they might be considered more of a terrorist group as opposed to a lobby group.

      The Jewish Lobby makes ample use of the 2nd item listed above, and even ocassionally hams it up for the 1st item in the above list.

    3. Re:Nice Sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, people are people and there will always be someone willing to capitalize thier race, gender or whatever other life decisions they happen to have made.That kind of FUD rarely represents the majority of who it claims to represent.

      On the other hand for jewish people, the cops the politicians and the army did try to kill them off, a hard reality which can't/should never be forgotten. Same as women, everybody can beat you up,... it really sucks. Blacks had modern day slavery and a repressive condition of segregation and the list goes on and on. Realization that this is/once a reality (in assoiciation with a group you identify with (sometimes by force)) it tends to play with the head.

      I think we've just gone over board on the sympathy bit (seemed to start with acceptance of vietnam vets). I also think it may spring back to a natural center and if it doesn't we're probably looking at another big war or manufactured tragedy.

      ---"Blame it on the white man"---

    4. Re:Nice Sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is obvious that each country has a bias, but why is the USA biased towards supporting Israel, while the rest of the world is not? My theory is that the USA's bias exists for 3 reasons:

      Just like all Muslim countries have a heavy pro-Arab and pro-Muslim bias. Ie, suicide bombers aren't reported in the mainstream news, but only when Muslims are killed at the hands of Israel, India, Russia, etc.

      And your comments about ADL are totally ignorant. They support Jewish interests because they're fighting ANTI-SEMITISM!!! And they have also been severely critical of Israel too, for example Israel's recent decision not to let Palestinians due to marriage immigrate.

      And there are well-known powerful pro-Muslim lobby groups too. So too for Mormons, Scientologists, even Carpentry Unions.

  96. Re:Ballmer, High Potentate of the Dancing Monkey C by sharkey · · Score: 1
    "Do you have any data to back up your claim of being more secure than Linux?" asked Asian reporter Trish Takinawa of Channel 104 Public Access in Parumph, Nevada.

    Actually, she goes by "Trisha", and she is based in Quahog, Rhode Island.

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  97. Linux is that kid, with all the world's knowledge by asscroft · · Score: 1

    you know, the one from the IBM ad. It aired during the playoffs, so even joe-six pack knows who Linux is now.

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  98. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are an idiot. 90% is way, way more than what Slashdot is. You're forgetting SCO. The RIAA. The MPAA. What are you, stoned?

    And "self-censor" would be censoring themselves. Idiot. Turning off Microsoft stories is like turning off pop ups that you don't want. It isn't "censorship" it's "I don't want this crap."

  99. So nice of you to make assumptions by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If they wanted an end to the violence they would stop the killing of women and kids and confine their attacks to military/state targets.

    http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename= JP ost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1066287147759&p=1008596 981749

    5% of Palestinians support the suicide bombing of the Maxim restaurant in Haifa in which 23 people were killed.

    78% of Palestinians believe the US roadmap for peace is dead, yet a vast majority ( 85%) want a mutual ceasefire, according to a new opinion poll released by the Palestinian Center for Policy and Survey Research (PSR) in Ramallah.

    If the two sides agree on a mutual cessation of violence, 59% (compared to 50% last June) would support taking measures by the PA to prevent attacks on Israelis.

    The center, headed by Khlail Shkaki, conducted the poll between October 7th-14th October 2003 in the Palestinian areas It has a 3% margin of error.

    The poll found that the popularity of PA Chairman Yasser Arafat has shapely increased from 35% last June to 50% in October, mainly due to Israeli threats against him, yet 82% believes the PA is corrupt.90% support internal and external calls for extensive political reforms. 89% of those polled thought Arafat's sudden increase in popularity was due to Israeli threats to kill or deport him. His popularity is at the highest in five years.

    However, over the past week, many Palestinian officials have expressed dissatisfaction with the way Arafat is dealing with his new Prime Minster Ahmed Qurei. Privately Palestinian officials said more and more people realize that Arafat does not want a reformed government with a prime minister and they are becoming impatient with the PA leader.

    Imprisoned Fatah leader Marwan Barghouti remains the second most popular Palestinian figure with 17%, supporting him, followed by radical Hamas leader Abdul Aziz Rantisi whom Israel tried to assassinate. Rantisi received 14% of support compared to 3% in June.

    Sa'eb Erikat has the support of 9%, Ahmad Yasin and Haidar Abdul Shafi of 7% each, Farouq Qaddoumi and Hanan Ashrawi received 5% of support , PM Ahmad Qurei' 4,) Mohammad Dahlan 2%, and former PM Mahmoud Abbas 1%.

    According to the poll, majority (61% ) support the appointment of Ahmad Qurai (Abu Ala') as prime minister . Only 27% oppose it.
    62% believe Qurei and his government will be able to return to negotiations with Israel, but only 33% believe they will be able to control the security situation and enforce a ceasefire.

    78% believe that current Israeli measures, including the building of the separation fence reduce the chances for the establishment of a Palestinian state. 39% believe that armed confrontations and terror will not stop and negotiations will not resume soon.

    This is an increase from 24% who believed so last June. At the same time the number of those who believe that the current armed violence has helped the Palestinians achieve national rights in ways that negotiations could not, dropped from 65% in June to 59%.

    Attitudes towards the US administration and its Middle East policy are very negative.

    97% believe the current US policy toward the Palestinian-Israeli conflict is biased in favor of Israel.

    96% believe that the US is not sincere when it says it works toward the establishment of a Palestinian state alongside Israel.
    92% believe that the US is not sincere when it says it wants political reforms and clean government in the PA.

    78% believe the US is not serious when it declares its opposition to the Israeli decision to expel or assassinate Arafat.

    1. Re:So nice of you to make assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they wanted an end to the violence they would stop the killing of women and kids and confine their attacks to military/state targets.

      Ok.. so let's give the Palestinians helicopters and tanks and F16s and the same access to US satellite intelligence such that they can have an equal footing on a military-military battlefield. No? Then what use is a dynamite belt against a tank? Sorry, the reason the civilian sector is targeted is because that (terror) is the ONLY weapon the militants can use with any effectiveness.

      Does it make it right? Nope.. but give an agitated populace no other choice and that's what you get.

      If I were in the Palestinians' place, I'd do the same thing. I'm thankful every day that I'm not (although with 9-11 the battle has finally been brought to my home).

      Let me also say that the Israel has a *MUCH* more granular level of control over its military - not so true for the Palestinians (necessarily this way to avoid the threat of decapitation of their command/control structure). You can order a soldier not to shoot, but its much harder to order a citizen to calm down and not sneak a bomb onto a bus (especially when said citizen is already underway with his/her "mission"). For every Israeli missile attack which kills its target and a few other "collaterals" you could reasonably expect at least 2 bus-bombs. Therefore, the Sharon "tit-for-tat" strategy is designed to be a no-win for Arafat; either there is retaliation which gives Sharon an excuse, or Arafat finally does crack down and lose all control over the various militant factions when they splinter off (which would be a MUCH MUCH WORSE situation for all involved).

      Pick one scenario - you can't have both.

  100. Re:Ballmer, High Potentate of the Dancing Monkey C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U = TEH FUNNEY!!!!!!

  101. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm ready to keep bashing Microsoft until they get their bloody act toghether and no amount of whimpering will change my mind.

    Spoken like a true zealot and windbag.

  102. do the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RedHat 6? That's what, 3-4 years old now!

    Granted, big numbers confuse me, but isn't Windows 2000 3-4 years old now too?

  103. Re:More Slashdot bias by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    I checked your link and I have this question for you. Since when did NetBSD become a Linux distro? And how can Sendmail be considered a Linux distro? Since most OEMs pack AOL with Windows installations, is AOL a part of Windows now?

    I didn't come here to watch a moron who can't tell the difference.

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  104. From the article.... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Funny
    > "'There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail.

    Besides, even if they don't know where to send the email, I'm sure SoBig does.

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  105. average M$ BS... by wzoo1 · · Score: 1

    yeap... the average and nowadays normal M$ BS that M$ software is more secure than linux... yeah right... ;)

  106. Really by 00RUSS · · Score: 0

    Lets do a test. Install a fresh copy of windows xp, and on another computer put an install of linux free bsd, hook them up to dsl. let see what one gets a virus first.

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  107. Have you seen the new Office version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If you combine the color schemes/themes that it uses, with the default Windows XP interface, you have a recipe for causing seizures in the elderly!

  108. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Careful who you call a moron. This from someone who thinks MS, Sun and SCO are some kind of axis of evil.

    Truly moronic thinking doesn't entitle you to call anybody else a moron.

  109. Does Balmer have a problem with the Chinese? by cascadefx · · Score: 1

    Did you notice how every time he mentioned some "random unknown hacker working on Open Source" they were in China?

    What is that deal with that?

    First, where would he get such an idea? How many Open Source hackers are in China that are working on the Kernel (for instance)? I am sure that there could be some.

    More likely he is consciously or subconsciously choosing that location... in some ways trying to put across a subtextual message.

    What is it?

    1. Re:Does Balmer have a problem with the Chinese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised if he is using China as an example of unreliability because at this point in time, China represents the last major bastion of communism. Never underestimate a capitalists eagerness for using a communist reference to blanket an entire unrelated group of people or ideals. The sad thing is that in America, such an obvious tactic often works.

  110. Ashamed programmers? by LupeSpywalper · · Score: 1

    Maybe the real reason for Microsoft keeping their source code closed is that they are ashamed of how bloated and inefficient their code is ?
    Maybe they don't want to be compared to the open source code base where every line of code is picked on by everyone ?

  111. Students and Teachers Ed. by ctk76 · · Score: 1

    try the students and teachers edition. if you have anyone in your household in school, you qualify. you can setup on upto three machines. that brings down the cost to about $50/pc if you have three pcs.

    1. Re:Students and Teachers Ed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, what I found at http://www.microsoft.com/office/editions/prodinfo/ students/default.mspx says:

      "You may install this product on only one computer. If you have more than one computer, you are required to purchase a separate product license for each."

      So that is $149 US per computer.

  112. This GAY-O goes out to ZAC of DALnet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    -- The WIPO Avenger

  113. Microsoft fixed that bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Of course the clunkiest feature of Office is the
    > part where you have pay several hundred dollars
    > for it. I wish they'd get that bug ironed out
    > already.

    They've going to fix that problem very soon. With the new License 6XP, you can purchase Office for only a penny a day...for the rest of your life.

  114. Re:More Slashdot bias by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Wow. I believe your name says it all. "Overly Critical Guy"

    First. Thanks. You have effectively done your part to stop the slashdot effect by not reading the article. Thanks.

    First off, since you're talking about Microsoft and Linux, I'll assume you're talking about the first story. This "sentence by Bill Gates" was by Steve Ballmer. I can tell you've been paying attention.

    Second, this time Microsoft started talking about Linux first. Does that mean we have to start using M$ in every sentence? No. However, it would be nice to hear how Microsoft's research compares to the research done by others here though.

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  115. I'll secure by mounting critical partitions RO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, can I mount my OS's critical partition read only? For that matter, can I separate my partitions to different physical devices?



    Oh yeah, can a user take on a higher level of permission by accident (yeah, I know the sticky bit's can be set, but this doesn't happen accidently)?



    M$ Windows will never be secure until it changes it's current model of bundling everything into the core OS. Of course if they do that, they'll prove that they could separate things like IE and then the monopoly issues come into play again.



    If a user really wants a good "professional" OS, look at Sun, HP, IBM, SGI, MAC, etc.... If they can get away with open source, the various Linux flavors will do nicely. Each has a fairly clear road map (especially the commercial vendors) of development contrary to Balmer's statements.



    Of course, the real issue is not the opinion of the technical staff in most cases...management that is "close minded" generally will not consider non-M$ solutions without a highly persistant IT staff pushing alternate solutions. Management generally accepts the concept that security holes like those with M$ are a "normal" part of using a computer.



    While M$ has definitely made product improvements in the security area, they still have a long way to go. That doesn't mean that other OS's are exempt from improvement, but they generally develop with security in mind.

  116. Re:More Slashdot bias by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's the number of updates for various Windows according to the MS SUS (Software Update Services) server.

    Name Number of Updates
    IE 5.0X 295
    IE 5.5X 268
    IE 6.X 567
    Windows 2000 1476
    Windows 2003 250

    SUS server software is a free download from MS for non-domain controller Windows 2000/2003 server OS. If you don't believe my figures, download it and see for yourself.

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  117. We don't need no steenkin' roadmap! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    What sort of roadmap does Ballmer have in mind? Where does he want us to go today?

    FOUND IT!

    Okay, to be fair, they're also planning even more ways to lock their products together so tightly that no competitor can fit between them, and working on DRM to ensure maximum profitability for starving boy bands. I'm sure there are at least a couple of points on the roadmap with big red X's, signifying where they can drive another herd of consumers over a cliff.

    Cranky? Me?

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  118. 'Microsoft software is more secure than Linux' by rixstep · · Score: 1

    This guy is funnier than Billy Crystal. Funnier than Robin Williams.

    But people laugh with them, not at them.

    Remember Steve: you couldn't buy your way into Munich.

  119. he just doesn't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    more often than not in work situations, I am told by management to hurry it up and don't worry about making it clean and neat. Even worse is when I say, "I have to go through and run a full regression test and a complete set of benchmarks." the answer is "we don't have time. if it works, pass it on."

    On the other hand, when I contribute stuff to Apache projects, I write tons of comments about why a particular approach was chosen and how the code might be extended. Plus I can do all the testing I want before I check it in. I don't about others, but I tend to write a piece of code, let it sit for a couple of days and review it. I try to be as brutal as I can and see where it's stupid or sucks. then once I am happy with the quality of the actual code, I test the hell out of it. That includes profiling, benchmarking and writing good documentation. How can MS compete against programming done correctly in the long run? I don't think they can change their culture over night or in a couple of years.

  120. Clunky by rixstep · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates can say things like that because he's a great guy and he's a CHIEF SOFTWARE ARCHITECT and he knows a lot more about programming than anyone else in the whole wide universe.

    But I'm still glad I'm not playing poker against him.

  121. Just because YOU are LAME by Avihson · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean that I can't do things on the box. I just can't remotely screw the security on the box.

    And Guess what? The Users can work on the box just fine. Maybe you should try SELinux before you shoot your mouth off and look like a total ass.

    Sometimes it is better to say nothing and be thought a fool, than to post AC and remove all doubt!

  122. putty rocks by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    I think they could port filter ssh, though.

    I run a college net, but fortunately for SSH users I view my job as enabling stuff. I block what I have to that the stuff we need will be possible.

  123. No convienent evil big corporate target for linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cut the shit /., there is no big evil corporate target to complain about for Linux.

    If there was, there would be much bitching about how bad and evil and monopolistic it is.

    People hat Microsoft not on principle but on emotional hatred of big evil corporations.

    I have yet seen any viable timeline from Solaris, AIX, Ultrix, System V to Linux which did not include drasticaly lower hardware costs, thanks Intel & IBM, and drastically lower software costs, thanks Microsoft, Lotus, Borland.

    So cut the shit /.

  124. functional security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when any linux distro offers as much functionality as xp, we'll see how secure it is then.

    1. Re:functional security by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      XP does nothing, buddy...

      XP comes with NO software. All you can do is browse the internet (Internet Exploder) and do email with outhouse express.

      Nothing else.

      Unless you count that AWESOME word processor, notepad and that fantastic graphics program, MS-Paint. WOW! What features!

      Of course you really are referring to all the WAREZ and APPZ that you can download and PIRATE with Internet Exploder, and all the VIRUSES you can get for FREE and share with family, friends and others, all for FREE!!

      WOW! XP really rocks dude! It just slays my Linux and OpenOffice 1.1 all to hell. And man, nothing beats burning CD's with a PIRATED copy of Roxio or Nero after downloading all those PIRATED MP3z with Kazaa.

      WOW! I love it the more I think about all the fun I'm missing out on. Oh the thrill of breaking the law in secret (or so you think) as you download and install all your WAREZ. The rush must be awesome dude!!

      Yep, XP sure is feature packed... Of course if you don't play the WAREZ scene you could always spend several thousand dollars for all the features that come FREE on any Linux distro..

      Yep, think I'll convert to XP tomorrow..

      Not....

  125. Re:More Slashdot bias by dpalley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, Windows 2003 Server only has 13 updates (including IE 6 updates for 2003 Server).

    What you're seeing is the count of all updates for all versions for a given product (i.e. Server, Advanced Server, Datacenter, etc).

    Same is true for the other numbers.

    Dan

  126. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And how can Sendmail be considered a Linux distro?"

    You're saying MS-bashers aren't counting Exchange bugs in their list? Fair is fair.

  127. Re:More Slashdot bias by Vicegrip · · Score: 1

    It's ironic to be called a windbag by an Anonymous Coward tossing up tired cliches to help defend the Balmer Hot Air Machine (TM).

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  128. Re:More Slashdot bias by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    I do know that but since the parent was counting all the Linux distros (even NetBSD) and other open source programs, it's fair, although those numbers do not include SQL or Exchange Server updates.

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  129. Professional Developers?? by 5.11Climber · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? Why is its pedigree better than code done in a controlled fashion? I don't get that," he said.

    So, Linus Torvalds, Bruce Perens, Richard Stallman et. al. are not professional software engineers?? hat'll be news to them and a lot of other folks that I know!

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  130. sounds like by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    Something's wrong in Redmond.

    we have this, them bashing their own products, then linux, also, copyrighting misc random stuff..

    doesnt add up unless there's been some internal affairs, or it's just a ploy to confuse everyone and catch them off guard.. knowing microsoft, god only knows.

  131. Re:More Slashdot bias by Aeiri · · Score: 1

    Open source is about calling things the way they are: saying as loud as possible when something important sucks and need to be re-written. In Linux, thats what happens: when it sucks badly, it gets re-written.

    Well, the Game Theater XP driver sucks badly... and it hasn't been rewritten ;)

    But I bet that is one of the very lowest priorities for them right now.

  132. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't come here to watch all the little kiddies jerk off and see who can play "security expert" the best by bashing and bashing and bashing Microsoft

    You're such a card, Overly Critical Guy. Given that in every single post from you that think I've ever read, you're commenting at length on precisely this issue you'd have to be a bit dim to believe that you come here for any other reason *but* this.

  133. M$ "Accountability" Experience by denks · · Score: 1

    In the not too distant past I had a problem with a M$ product (no, really, honest, I did!). Received a bizarre error code while installing Win 2k. Went to the ms knowledge base to find an answer, nothing. Called M$ tech support - "go read the knowledge base". Thought maybe I had missed something. Nope...nothing there relating to this error code. Called back to tell them that there was no such error code / message in the knowledge base - reply "go read the knowledge base" .."but...its not there"..."go read the knowledge base" :/ Yes, GREAT accountability towards paying customers!

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  134. As well they should! Reporters report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most reporters will report it verbatim and at face value.

    The job of a reporter is to report. Editorial content is produced by a different department, another estate, of which I note Slashdot is a part.

    -John Le'Brecage

    1. Re:As well they should! Reporters report! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      "The job of a reporter is to report."

      The job of a reporter is to report...the facts. Now if a subject tells obvious falsehoods, the job of a reporter is to interview someone else who can correct the falsehoods. It is a dereliction of duty for a reporter to just quote someone spouting well-known lies.

      I'll make it easy for you: Let's take an obvious example. A spokesperson for the government makes a speech in which he claims that an asteroid is going to destroy the earth in 24 hours. Should the reporter just print those words, just report, as you claim? Or should the reporter see if there is another side to the story?

    2. Re:As well they should! Reporters report! by denks · · Score: 1

      I think the reporter would be more interested in enjoying his last few hours than chasing second opinions on this one :)

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  135. Re:More Slashdot bias by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    Depends. While it is correct to say that Exchange is a MS bug, it is not correct to say Exchange is a Windows bug. I, for one, never said that SQL or Exchange bugs are Windows bugs.

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  136. Road map??? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    And what kind of road map did they provide? Win95, OSR2, Win98, Win98SE, WinME, all in parallel with nt 3.5, 3.51, 4.0, 2000, xp, 2003, longhorn. All have to be tested on separately. All with bizarre half-breedisms depending on what version of IE you have. Yech. How many times did they announce the merging of the consumer and business os's? To me, it's a similar road the Japanese offered U.S. troops when Corregidor fell.

    I was a contract tester on SMS for 6 months (before I got a real job) and the SMS team didn't even know within 1 year (!) when win2k was coming out. Seriously: they chopped a massive set of features for SMS 2.0 so they could release and not get lost in the turmoil of the win2k release. Which didn't happen for close to a year after they thought it was coming.

    The whole roadmap thing is so wrong headed anyway. Linux has a decent architecture, scales from embedded devices to supercomputers, and supports the current toys. Basically: it's in a good place now, and you can run it for years. You can write something for the current state of the kernel and figure it will probably compile and run in the future. Can you say that for windows apps? How many vendors have pulled support for win98? Lots.

  137. Re:More Slashdot bias by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1
    But I bet that is one of the very lowest priorities for them right now.

    Who is this 'them' that you speak of? In open source there is only 'us'.

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  138. Windows Recall by TooManyNames · · Score: 1
    Has anybody else noticed that all of this information about Windows security is starting to resemble the last efforts of Gray Davis?

    During the campaign, Davis spent much of his time pointing out the flaws of Arnold Schwarzenegger while trying to appear more suitable to remain in office. However, there was, arguably, much more evidence that showed Davis' inability to function correctly and without corruption. In the end, Davis was just defending his status while condemning his opponent. Obviously, this is expected in any similar debate between conflicting parties. However, the (apparent) blaring inadequacy of Davis was enough to nullify most of his defense.

    Similarly, Microsoft has been putting forth a supreme effort to make Windows appear more secure than Linux despite a plethora of data to the contrary. (As long as the study wasn't put forth by Microsoft or someone affiliated with Microsoft.)

    While I'm not trying to convince anyone that the quality of Windows and Davis or Linux and Schwarzenegger is the same (I don't have anything to say about which candidate was better suited to serve as Governor), the arguments seem very similar, specifically on the Windows and Davis side. Also, it should be noted that Windows is nowhere near the crisis that Davis faced.

    Just figured someone my have something else to say about this.

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    "Is not a sentence" is not a sentence. Well damn.
  139. Reason Why this is happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's only being critical of office to sell copies of NEW OFFICE.

  140. Lets see how this will go.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then call your gay uncle and ask him.
    "Isn't that something made by Apple?"

  141. ICAT doesn't lie -- Balmer is smoking wierd stuff by wingspan · · Score: 2, Informative
    Check out the ICAT Metabase statistics:

    # of high and medium vulnerabilities, last 3 months:
    Windows2000 = 11
    RedHat -- Linux = 4

    # of high and medium vulnerabilities, last 6 months:
    Windows2000 = 13
    RedHat -- Linux =11

    # of high and medium vulnerabilities, last year:
    Windows2000 = 24
    RedHat -- Linux = 11

  142. Smoke dat crack! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Steve-o is a fucktard.
    Windows is shit.
    Windows is broken shit.
    Windows can not be repaired.
    Windows is a threat to national security.
    Windows is a threat to personal privacy.
    Windows is a threat to personal freedoms.
    Windows is a defective product.
    A clean install of Windows on a brand new box is broken and can't be fixed.

    Oops, Windows can be fixed. By booting Linux, wiping the drives clean and installing Linux.

    Not to mention, Bill bought EVIL (R)Msft, 1985-2003, for $2.7 billion dollars..

  143. Talking to Jack by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    While Steve Baller is trying to outlaw the GPL, Bill Gates is doing the same for Competion in general. After that they will work on a bill to outlaw free speech.

    It's really that stupid. You can't kill the GPL without gutting copyright law. The GPL is a license that is much less restrictive than ordinary copyright. Ordinary copyright forbids copy without the permision of the owner. The GPL has conditions of copy so that permision does not have to be asked. The strength of the GPL is based on the strength of copyright. You can't kill one without the other.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Talking to Jack by sphealey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While Steve Baller is trying to outlaw the GPL, Bill Gates is doing the same for Competion in general. After that they will work on a bill to outlaw free speech.
      RIAA and MPAA are definately working on outlawing various forms of free speech, so that one is covered. And the so-called "penalty" phase of the Microsoft anti-trust trial would seem to indicate that Microsoft has quite a bit of control over what is and is not considered competition at the Federal level. I realize you meant to be sarcastic, but I am not so sure you achieved your purpose.

      sPh

  144. Oh my God! by twitter · · Score: 1
    I don't admin Windows, but I remember having to update OpenSSH twice in as many days and turn off access to all my users for a few hours because of rumors of an exploit.

    Rumors? One or two root exploits for OpenBSD in seven years and you would compare that to Windoze? What kind of computers do you "admin" again? There is no panicea, but free software is way better then windoze.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Oh my God! by vondo · · Score: 1
      I admin a cluster of 30-40 linux boxes in my "spare" time as a researcher.

      My point was that the article claimed that nothing like the group of patches that came out for Windows in September had ever, or at least in a long time, happenned to Linux. While the OpenSSH problem wasn't (maybe) exploited, it gave us a flavor of the same thing, having to quickly patch to foil crackers, and patching a piece of software only to find out it was still vulnerable.

      BTW, I think I explicitly said it's better than Windows, but that doesn't make it perfect and doesn't mean that Free/Open software doesn't have it its problems that we should acknowledge.

  145. Here's an analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying Windows is more or less secure than Linux is like saying the US border with Mexico is more or less secure than the Canadian border. Without actually mapping out all possible routes to cross into the US without detection, you don't really know. Saying things like, more Mexicans cross illegally than Canadians doesn't answer the question of which border is more secure. The answer is unknown. The same is true with Windows and Linux. No one claims either is completely secure, and no one claims to know all the security bugs in either system. Therefore saying one system is more secure than the other is not based on reason, but guess work. Since you can't quantify the motivation for breaking into either system, using break-in statistics doesn't help either. Basically, anyone who tries to say one system is more secure than the other is stupid. Neither system is secure.

  146. Re:OSS / Linux isn't a company by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    Is Microsoft's goal to make better software? No.

    Is OSS development / Linux goal to maintain a large unweildly cash-factory? No.

    What is a corporate software "road map"? The shiny feature-lure for the software treadmill hook.

    Is Microsoft going to fire a few random statements in the dark to keep the industry looking at them? You bet.

    This article is a troll and sucks a little life out of everyone who reads it.

    --
    crazy dynamite monkey
  147. Market opportunity by xixax · · Score: 1

    So many of MS's directions are responses to the market. Internet wasn't on the roadmap until Netscape became a threat. Secure computing wasn't on the roadmap until it became painfully obvious that they couldn't keep the riff-raff out. I recall roadmap presentations for NT that assured me that investments in Alpha and PPC hardware was a good idea. If the "roadmap" serves a purpose, it is to show you how far things have deviated from where you thought you were going. This is not a bad thing, markets are suppose to evolve businesses and products, but a roadmap doesn't offer that much more insight than you can make yourself. I think understanding the market terrain is going to be more productive than drawing lines on blank maps.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  148. Doesn't surprise me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft products are designed to collect and send information to microsoft. Most of the venerabilities which revolve around Microsoft products take advantage of it's information collection system and it's attempt to generate a market around it's users information.

    Too bad the guy can't be liable for the bullshit he dishes out.

    On a side note, anyone else hate XP's prompt. What a useless piece of crap.

  149. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's in a linux distro, it's a linux bug. Just like IE bugs are Windows bugs.

  150. Re: 'bludged' expert analysis by Phantom_newbie · · Score: 1

    The fact that Microsoft as we all know has tried to bribe many of its corporate associations to show what capabilities of Microsoft's products are.
    I'd like to point out that the expert thinking that Windows straight out of box can have more security than linux altogether should be shot in the head... really.
    The fact that Microsoft's strategy before was NOT to concentrate on security (so there goes the security, down the list of priorities) and that it tries to 'father' the internet. Shame...
    Because of a few big corporate connections are complaining about Microsoft's lack of security, it seems as though now they are trying to refocus rather than concentrating on both the internet and user domination.
    For someone to believe what that expert says and keeps considering windows to be far superior in security against linux, should also be shot in the head.
    The fact that there are lazy administrators who cannot be bothered to update on things and the fact that they can't be bothered to write scripts if need be. I'm not having a hard punt at those real hard working net admins who actually do make their security tough.
    To be quite frank and sweet to the point, experts supporting Microsoft, from my point of view are biased, and it always sounds like they are bribed. Furthermore, underestimating linux is pure stupidity considering a few countries are already putting linux onto real powerful mainframes.

    I leave you with the opinions.

  151. Sales and Marketing 101 by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously, when you're a monopoly and you want people to believe in your company you're going to say, "We know all of our shortcomings and our only goal is fixing them".

    However, if you're the _underdog_, you're NOT going to put the focus on your flaws. But, if you're the only bully on the block and everyone hates you for it, you're going to play the symphathy role: "My parents beat me into beating you".

    Yeah right.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  152. Ballmer's Hatred of Foreigners? by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

    From the Groklaw article, quoting Steve Ballmer:

    "Should there be a reason to believe that code that comes from a variety of people around the world would be higher-quality than from people who do it professionally? ..."


    I get two reactions from this quote:

    1) ...and how many people working under H-1B visas does your company employ, Mr. Ballmer?

    2) It sounds like Ballmer is saying people who don't work for a good, market-loving American company can't write good code, and that only people who work for companies and program to pay the mortgage/rent can program well.

    Maybe I'm reading too much into the dancing king's quote, but I think he needs to remove his head from his ass. Then again, he's probably rich enough to be set for life once he leaves M$/gets heaved over the side, so what does reality matter to him? That's for little people...

    --

    Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    1. Re:Ballmer's Hatred of Foreigners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "work for a good, market-loving American company can't..."

      Regardless of the hype, the american economy wasn't built on hype and extortion. Hype and extortion are the fringe spinoff of the real cash and alot of hard work by millions. That propaganda twist was taken seriously when the 'yes men' took over the world and there is no reason to give it any credibility.

    2. Re: Ballmer's Hatred of Foreigners? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > It sounds like Ballmer is saying people who don't work for a good, market-loving American company can't write good code

      Presumably his notion of "good code" is "code that makes money for a good, market-loving American company's stockholders", so his statements are at least self-consistent within the Ballmer Zone.

      But maybe you were interested in reality instead of the BZ...

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  153. MS SHILL ENDERLE contact info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Research:
    Rob Enderle
    renderle@enderlegroup.com

    389 Photinia Lane
    San Jose, CA 95127

    (408) 272 8560 Office
    (408) 832 6326 Cell
    (408) 904 5274 Fax

  154. huh? by twitter · · Score: 1
    We're going to start the murmurings now for a proprietary database-backed email system, from back end to user interface

    You mean like Outlook and Exchange? Already done, my friend.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  155. Re:He made some STUPID points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my problem with ms is not that they're evil, since there is no evil-evil is other people's good intentions, but rather that they're STUPID... and all the fucking retards that trail around behind them parroting all the marketing moronisms... aaawk, polly wanna cracker. aaaawk, grilledruben wanna suck balmer's dick, aaawk. pathetic corporate no talent fucks that have absolutely no motivation beyond what makes a buck for them.

    shutthefuckup, you dumb motherfucker

  156. linux owes heart and soul to intel, MS, and IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Can some of you /. readers ranting 13 year olds finally wake up and give credit where credit is due.

    IBM, intel, and Microsoft made it possible to have a $399.00 dell machine available.

    If if was left up to HP, Sun, Dec, etc, we would have to pay $5,000 for a new system + $15,000 in software since they would never ever introduce a lower cost machine or low cost software.

    End result, no PC in each white collar worker's office, no net browsing except for usenet and text based compuserve. Also no cable modems. /. realize that the unix hardware and software camp did nothing to lower prices on workdstation/desktops in the 1980s and 1990s except when pressured by workstation class intel/windows machines.

  157. caution 13year old /. ranters at large by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please hold onto the handrail as you will be barraged by /. linux, MS is evil 13 year old sounding rants by angry socialist leaning hordes

    1. Re:caution 13year old /. ranters at large by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      GAH! M1CR0$0FT IS T3H 3V1L! LINUX 15 t3h c00l3st! Workers should own the means of production!

      Nah. I'm getting too old for this. :D

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      It's been a long time.
  158. Just a Coupla Words For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck You

    You fucking Microsoft astroturfing shill. Fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about anything you have to say.

    1. Re:Just a Coupla Words For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded

  159. So, I don't expect to see you by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    on the anti MS threads right?

    Personally, I like it. That is why I have read ./ from the very beginning. Anti MS is a good healthy thing that brings complete warmth to my soul.

    Open Source is good, GPL is good, Linux is great, and computing is fun again! Stories of hacks, people doing interesting things with their own machines, super computers, embedded software, games, programming, scripting and many other cool things are really where Linux and Open Source / Free Software is at.

    When people have the freedom to create, lo and behold, they do! The last couple of years have seen a level of creation simply unmatched by the Beast and I love it!

    Why? Because I understand how to make use of all that Open Source / Free software Linuxy stuff. Was it easy? No. Am I done? No. Is it worth i? Hell yes!

    Every last one of these stories remindes me why I do what I do and why I work hard at being able to continue to do it. Learning about Windows is like learning how to do what you are told exactly. Learning about Open Source is all about learning to do exactly what you want!

    Once one realizes this, the stories all become good entertainment. (Which they are.)

    I would rather pay sombody I have never met a bit to continue working on free software than pay one more red cent to Microsoft.

    Am I crazy? Maybe, but let me tell you this:

    Where I work, it is all Microsoft. Rah Rah lead the charge. Nothing else makes any sense. Why? Because everybody is running it, the big company execs are running it, the sales drones are running it and so are the technical field support people. I have to run it pretty often. (gotta hate that)

    BTW, that is a big part of the problem. Hard to sell something you are not able to show or use right? Linux? sure we might support that if enough people ask. Would you run it? interesting, now let me show you the latest version on windows which I have here with me...

    Once you latch onto the nipple of Windows, you are well on your way to sucking the tit for life! Nothing seems as good or easy or modern anymore. All you have to do is spin the update CD's once a year and things get better, or at least different in a way that somehow seems worth it.

    Ahh, the path of least resistance. Shoddy products become the subject of office jokes, product problems are easy to dismiss as "computer problems". Hell, mistakes are easy to catagorize as computer problems. Why not, everyone else does it!

    The support people really can only do a few things, so their job is easy too. Blame it on Bill, but lets make sure he gets paid so we can get that next update toward computing nirvana done quick.

    The truth really hurts, but once you get over it, it's not so bad really.

    Truth is simple. Hard things are hard, no matter what interface you put on them. One can either just bend over and "trust Bill and friends" to "help" you get things done, or one can take a few steps toward actually knowing how to get things done a little more directly.

    Microsoft and friends send out an awful lot of information. The truth is mixed in nicely with th usual FUD bullshit and smooth security lies topped with a sprinkle of executive authority that somehow lends just enough creedence to the thing so people end up nicely confused.

    All of this noise is really important because it keeps the conversation directed toward Microsoft. They have something to say about most anything most of the time. You would think they are the authority on computing if you did not know better right? Trust them, it's on the roadmap, just get ready for it.

    With most of the people in the company that matter all looking north for their "what's new and cool in computing news" that next update gets pretty important. Without it, they are stuck running the same old boring stuff they were yesterday.

    Wash, rinse --repeat...

    Then we have /. and other sites like it. They showcase

  160. Well BLAST that SOBIG BUGBEAR NACHI KLEZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah MS is so much more secure than Linux, providing you UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE ... but wait, you can also update Linux ... hmmmmmmmm

    Slashdotters watch out for that Linux virii I'm certain is out there somewhere!

  161. Microsoft is on the way out, Linux is in. by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "With each version of Office it gets harder for Microsoft to move customers up," said Michael A. Silver, vice president and research director at the research and advisory firm Gartner Inc.

    Therein lies the devil, ladies and gentlemen. Microsoft had the victory, but has no other business model than to sell Windows and Office (all other products fail to generate enough revenue to sustain the company). They have failed to move people over to a continuing license model, and with Linux slowly moving across the landscape like a juggernaut, Linux and products like Open Office will be "good enough" for Joe User and Ma & Pa Small Business. If Microsoft cannot come up with other solid revenues other than Windows and Office, they will lose.

    Torvalds was right: "We want to take over the world but we don't have to do it by tomorrow - its OK to do it by next week, or even next month"

  162. A staunch defense of Unix [from a Windows fan] by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like to develop on Windows but for anyone to claim that Windows networking is easier is obviously smoking crack.

    Sockets are much easier to develop in Unix because Unix does the right thing with them. You can easily pass file handles between processes in Unix and it works quite well. All programming languages in Unix have convenient mechanisms that make it straightforward to pack and unpack data from streams, fairly easily. The whole concept of "rolling a protocol" that seems so mysterious on Windows is mysterious because the tools suck for that task on that platform!

    Imagine, on Unix, you've been able to printf across a network [via a socket] for at least 10 years. What's up with Windows where even binding a socket to a c style file handle has to even take place?

    Needless to say, Windows and Windows development tools have traditionally lacked in the networking department. Prior to the above, the official MS networking solution was DCOM, the languages were weak, the O/S APIs unfathomable, and the string handling facilities sucked and file handling was abyssmal. .NET either corrects or masks some of those deficiencies, except, most notably, in socket and file handle and process support. However, even in the case of .NET, "hard" problems of sockets are traded for make work for admins dragging and dropping and touching configuration files, with no clue.

    Sockets and files themselves have not gotten fundamentally better in Windows since Windows NT 3.5. The only way this socket sharing across apps [ a prerequisite for stable web services ] is the kludgey HTTP.SYS driver that is in the next go around of Windows 2003 Server. Processes are still fundamentally peered, not owned, and killing an application still strands DLLs, and, the tools, while much better, generally either wrap an expansive library around an anemic O/S that by all rights should do it, or, write mountains of "wizard" generated code.

    For thousands of dollars, you can go ahead and buy yourself a crappy version of what Linux has done since 1992 for free, and then spend thousands of dollars more on the tools required to program it.

    Just keep in mind that if networking was so easy on Windows, then, Web Browsers, Web Servers, Email, Chat and virtually every other application that uses internet protocols in general and networking in particular was invented on UNIX, AND NOT WINDOWS.

    I have 38GB on a new hard drive on my machine, and it's going to be partitioned for Linux.

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    This is my sig.
    1. Re:A staunch defense of Unix [from a Windows fan] by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Buh?

      1. You can most certainly pass file handles between Windows processes, I'm not sure what you're talking about there.
      2. You can't _share_ a socket in either OS, at least not in any easy way, unless you use a mutex.
      3. HTTP.SYS, what in god's name are you talking about?

    2. Re:A staunch defense of Unix [from a Windows fan] by tjstork · · Score: 1

      1 & 2. Where's fork in Windows?

      3. I might have the name wrong, but the next go around of IIS will have a device driver that effectively moves HTTP into the kernal. They do this because they don't have 1 or 2... and, in Windows, a socket is NOT a system file handle...

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    3. Re:A staunch defense of Unix [from a Windows fan] by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      There's no fork() in windows. So what, you use threads, it's a better model anyway.

      But as far as passing handles, you can do it any of a several ways. First, if it's STDIN/STDOUT you can pass the handle in CreateProcess. You can also just pass the handle as an integer and use DuplicateHandle (like Unix dup()).

      Sockets are system file handles. You can case a SOCKET to a HANDLE in almost any situation. Including child processes - you can connect a socket as STDIN/STDOUT/STDERR to a child process, and the child will read/write over a socket, for e.g. inetd type functionality.

      Half the problem Unix people have with Windows is they don't understand it very well because they never tried - they've always seen it as just a cheesy GUI-based OS with no real power. Windows, as a development platform, is quite powerful.

  163. Re:More Slashdot bias by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 2, Insightful


    In a sense, this is exactly what makes Linux an ideal server platform: it's not "features" focused, and it's more into substance than style.

    No, that's BSD. I mean come on... Linux is as much about hype as anything else.

    -a

  164. But keep an eye on the Palladium ball by xixax · · Score: 1

    They said that they were half-way into a 2 year security project. Do people expect that to only be more patching? I fully expect for MS to emphasise pervasive DRM as a selling point to consumers *and* content providers. When that ball lands, they stand to create an enclave of users and content.

    People are more likely to pay to live in your gated community if you can show how bad the real world is.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  165. Respect by quinnharris · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates said of Office 'it's too hard to find things in e-mail' and described some features of Word as 'clunky.'"

    My respect for Microsoft has doubled, its now 0.

  166. Re:More Slashdot bias by k12linux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Do we really need another bash-Microsoft article

    No, you're right. We should leave poor MS alone. They're obviously confused. After all, this is the same company who during the antitrust trial, said they couldn't share their source code with anyone due to national security concerns if the code got into the wrong hands.

    Then later (2002) they told a federal court that sharing information with competitors could damage national security. And even said the code was so flawed it could not be safely disclosed.

    Then in early 2003, they agreed to share the source code with China.

    So it seems clear to me that they are confused and just need our sympathy. After all I'm sure they wouldn't intentionally risk our national security nor lie about the risks of sharing their source on the stand in federal court.

  167. Re:More Slashdot bias by Eskarel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    No offense intended, but Linux isn't about substance over style so much as it's about programmers who don't like designing GUI's and don't have anyone to force them to.

    I like OSS as much as the next guy(well so long as the next guy isn't a slashdotter), but even KDE, which is IMHO the most attractive piece of OSS I've ever seen, has some clunky aspects to it's GUI.

    Some would of course argue that a good GUI isn't the same thing as a good program, but those people aren't going to see office workers or home users using their product any time soon. Ever been to a cube farm? You think the kind of people who decorate their office to the point of madness are going to put up with staring at something unecessarily ugly all day if they don't have to?

  168. Forgot something.... by Mr.+Arbusto · · Score: 1

    We make fun of grammar too!

    These threads invariably involve, at the top mod levels, derogatory comments about the quality of Microsoft code and products, conspiracy theories about the true motives behind Microsofts intentions (always), sarcastic jokes agreeing with the action in question, a sad reflection on how new users, PHBs and/or the world at large is accepting this action, and an impressively-inventive-if-completely unneccesary variety of miscellaneous other anti-Microsoft rhetoric.

    I think you have yourself a run-on sentence.

    1. Re:Forgot something.... by Baggio · · Score: 1

      Did you diagram it out? Unfortunately for you, that looks like a long, but verifiably grammatically correct sentence, with one spelling error, "unneccesary" (sic), a misplaced comma or two, and missing an apostrophe in "Microsofts" (sic); not a run-on sentence, as you would have others believe, with your misguided second-rate education. While you're diagramming the first sentence, you should give my rebutal a go too. :) Exercises like these are fun!

      I'm especially fond of this little bit I found on diagramming sentences:

      ASK MR. LANGUAGE PERSON
      Q. Please explain how to diagram a sentence.

      A. First spread the sentence out on a clean, flat surface, such as an ironing board. Then, using a sharp pencil or X-Acto knife, locate the "predicate," which indicates where the action has taken place and is usually located directly behind the gills. For example, in the sentence: "LaMont never would of bit a forest ranger," the action probably took place in a forest. Thus your diagram would be shaped like a little tree with branches sticking out of it to indicate the locations of the various particles of speech, such as your gerunds, proverbs, adjutants, etc.

      -- Dave Barry

      Yes, we know. "Would of bit" is an unacceptable spelling of "would have bitten," but Mr. Language Person is not very bright and to change his spelling would be just plain sic.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow;
      Fruit flies like a bananna
  169. Hey PJ... by Barkmullz · · Score: 1


    you forgot a </a>

    --
    Ronald said nothing. He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
  170. Bad analogy by mudshark · · Score: 1

    Try this (it's from real life):

    I've got this car, a $20,000 car maybe (don't know, bought it used for half that in '96). Guy I do some consulting for has a Jag. $60,000 car, he got it used for $20K, with a big ol' grin on his face about what a sweet ride it was.

    I drive my car just about every day. It's the most trouble-free automobile I've ever owned. The Jag has sat in the parking lot since the first time I saw it, never moved. Electrics, I believe...Sir Lucas, Prince of Darkness. And my chance encounters with people who have my make of car correlate with my experience. They all rave about reliability, etc.

    So yes, something can be expensive and shit at the same time. And something inexpensive but well-engineered can be a real joy. Simplicity and standards (talking about code, not UI here) lead to more security, not less.

    --
    In other news, astrophysicists have announced that they now know what all that dark matter is: it's stupidity.
  171. lol by smash · · Score: 1
    "There is no road map for Linux, nobody who has his rear end on the line. We think it's an advantage a commercial company can bring--we provide a road map, indemnify customers. They know where to send e-mail. None of that is true in the other world. So far, I think our model works pretty well," Ballmer said.
    Has he read the Microsoft EULA or what?

    Microsoft doesn't put their ass on the line, either.

    smash.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  172. Microsoft is bad for sleep? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    Microsoft security is better? Hmm, I've been sitting here listening to my roommate curse for two days straight as he's been reformatting his computer, reinstalling windows and installing security patches... only to have the torrents of worms on the net infect his computer before he can download the patches.

    It might be amusing if I wasn't trying to sleep right now.

  173. HOLY SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A well thought out posting. Full of insight and rational debate. Meticulously pointing out the flaws with the posting, and offering up a better way to present the data. I'm I'm I'm fucking touched. Seriously. Maybe I was wrong about you after all. It almost makes me feel bad about making an ass and example out of you on #tz. If someone from #tz hadn't pointed me to this post I'd continue to have my prior unimpressed opinion of you. Keep up the good work. There is hope for you afterall! Claiming you "defeated a master troll" is quite silly though. It just makes you look dumb. For the record, it wasn't me claiming to be anything of the sort. Blame an overzealous coworker.

    1. Re:HOLY SHIT by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Claiming you "defeated a master troll" is quite silly though. "

      That's because I did. ;)

      Let's be serious for a moment, if you had 'won' like you think you had, you wouldn't be up at all hours of the day trying to gain a rematch.

      Incidently, the post you referred to here flies right in the face of your claim that I'm an "MS Apologist". Really kind of takes the wind out of your sails for your previous attempts to troll, now doesn't it?

      Nice try. :)

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    2. Re:HOLY SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, I get back from atlantic city and just fucking RAN to my computer cause you are SO fucking important to me. Get real. I wouldn't have even cared if someone hadn't brought it up. You seem to have this huge emotional investment considering your sig. Quite sad really. That's the best proof in the world right there. Take the fucking complements and get over yourself. Jesus. Some people. It's not my fault you suckers are so easy to get a rise out of. Christ, I was done with this shit when I got off work yesturday. I just got the ball rolling. Plenty of other people kept it going. You have #tz to thank for most of it. It just sorta snowballed in my absence. If you feel you "defeated" who knows how many people in some lame trolling contest with a bunch of AC posts, hahaha, well I've heard of lamer things. There are people proud of their elvis plate collections I suppose. Keep your chin up and take some of that advice that chick posted in your journal. Ignore the trolls and you'll look less dumb.

    3. Re:HOLY SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Christ, I was done with this shit when I got off work yesturday."

      Liar. :)

      NanoGator

    4. Re:HOLY SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww, gone quiet already? Tired of pretending to be other people? Run out of desperation finally?

    5. Re:HOLY SHIT by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Heh. Too bad he gave up, I could have given him a few pointers.

  174. Office 2003 sux by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Microsoft bashing office so people will upgrade to 2003 made me ROFL! they really are desparate to get people into 2003 all at the same time otherwise the DRM crap they've stuck in there will be useless. Good thing i upgraded months ago.. to OpenOffice ;) Just make sure that if your sent any DRM'd office docs or emails that you pass them through the latest crack tool and convert them to old office, im just going to refuse to work with any DRM'd files.

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  175. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    awwww... poor baby. a bunch of little kiddies took over your precious Slashdot and turned it into something you don't like.

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

  176. "Typical obssesive/compulsive liberal pseudo intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lectual troll" (the kind that hides under bridges)

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  177. Re:More Slashdot bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if they'd just stop lying and say they make mistakes once in a while these kinds of stories wouldn't get the attention they deserve. The back-lash comes from M$ bullying it's customers and clients.

    M$ needs to rerelease it's products every two/four years respectively to maintain it's profit margins. Abusing their customers in the process by lying/withholding information about linux and cheaper alternatives.

  178. Re:Ballmer, High Potentate of the Dancing Monkey C by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

    Yes, the missing "a" was a typo, and, what, she's not allowed to follow her dreams of a career in public access?? Huh? Huh? Communist!

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  179. My faith in ./ posters has diminished by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

    I can't believe the number of replies that think you are trolling and have never heard of SE-Linux.
    Yes, that is a National Security Agency link I just put there.

    1. Re:My faith in ./ posters has diminished by Lours · · Score: 1

      I can't believe the number of replies that think you are trolling and have never heard of SE-Linux.

      From the URL that you provided :
      "This work is not intended as a complete security solution for Linux. Security-enhanced Linux is not an attempt to correct any flaws that may currently exist in Linux. Instead, it is simply an example of how mandatory access controls that can confine the actions of any process, including a superuser process, can be added into Linux. The focus of this work has not been on system assurance or other security features such as security auditing, although these elements are also important for a secure system."

      So basically, they are not saying that linux is less secure than thought, but they use it to test a new security system that they are developing. They chose linux because it's open, would windows be open source they might have chosen it too. This obviously says nothing of linux intrisic security flaws.

      Very interesting project though ;)

  180. Re:More Slashdot bias by greenhide · · Score: 1

    Sure, but BSD is dying. *rimshot*

    Seriously, good point. I'd say that once you enter the Open Source arena, Linux is definitely the most hyped of the OSes, but it still trails far behind Apple and MS in hypeability. Still, it's the only OS that lay articles on technology talk about. It'd be interesting to know how and why it is that Linux is so well known and BSD is not. Is it just because there are a lot of corporately-overseen distros of linux, while that isn't the case for BSD?

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  181. Ballmer Says Commercial Software is Better Becaus by cybrangl · · Score: 1

    "Ballmer Says Commercial Software is Better Because Someone's Rear End is on the Line" Whose would that be? Have you ever looked at the Windows license? They disclaim everything! You have more recourse with the open-source software. The only asses on the line are from the IT department when everything crashed from the lastest virus/bug/patch.

  182. Useless statistics by Sketch · · Score: 1

    "In the first 150 days after the release of Windows 2000, there were 17 critical vulnerabilities. For Windows Server 2003 there were four. For Red Hat (Linux) 6, they were five to ten times higher"

    Two can play that game...

    During the last 150 days, there were 24 critical updates for Windows 2000. For Red Hat (Linux) 6, there were none.

    Therefore, Linux MUST be more secure. ;)

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  183. Re:More Slashdot bias by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Is it just because there are a lot of corporately-overseen distros of linux, while that isn't the case for BSD?

    I believe that the distros are in fact why it has become more popular. No one (outside of geeks, of course) knew that Linux existed until well after Red Hat started its distro. Add into that, the fact that there are many more people working on Linux than there are for BSD, so new features can be implemented quicker. AFAIK, Linux has had more supporters than BSD since Red Hat (or whoever was first to make a distro -- not slackware) came along, but I do not know if this is true. Before knowing about Linux, the only BSD version I knew of was BSDi, and I thought that was the only one there was (and I sure as hell couldn't afford it back then).

    Nowadays, a lot of Linux attention comes via MS bashing it so much.

  184. Re:More Slashdot bias by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

    I think it's the license and the hype. From a hobbyist's perspective, BSD and Linux are equally good. But Linux is more appealing to people who want to make a political statment (who also tend to be loud).

    On top of that, BSD code can often be incorporated into Linux, but not vice-versa. Linux is usually more cutting edge, so it draws more interest. It's a snowball effect.

    -a

  185. Re:More Slashdot bias by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

    Why is Linux so well known? Probably largely because of the dot com bubble. Back then, you didn't need a business case to be successful, and actually if you were losing money, that would earn you bragging rights.

    I remember watching an interview with the CEO of Yorkton Securities on CNBC right at the peak of the bubble. He said something (now) laughable like "We are recommending 6 companies to our customers that are worth a total of $300 million. None of them have ever turned a profit but they would still be undervalued at $800 million.

    -a

  186. Re:More Slashdot bias by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > I think it's the license and the hype

    Hype, I agree with. As soon as it started becoming popular, Linux became a new buzzword; popularity breeds popularity.

    The License, I'm not so sure about. Yes, GPL is a big deal, but I'm fairly confident that the majority of linux users have never read all of it. Most know what it is from discussions on /., web pages, etc. If it had a license similar to BSD, it might have exactly the same popularity.

    Of course, if by "license," you mean the spirit of the license, i.e. free, "Open," software, then yes, you are probably correct. But if you mean the GPL itself, then no.

    > Linux is more appealing to people who want to make a political statment

    This may be true, but I don't see it; at least not in anyone I have met in person. The reason I started running Linux was because I wanted a UNIX-workalike to teach myself such things. It sure helped that it was free, but if it was not I (to be honest) would have pirated/stolen some real UNIX version. So I was happy to find a free one that I didn't have to search forever to get.

    I'm a pretty politically opinionated person, but that has never been an issue in my using Linux. It has been an issue in my supporting the Linux developers/community, most notably against lies & FUD from corporations and crappy legislation, whether it is bought or just arisen through the ignorance of congress.

  187. Re:More Slashdot bias by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way. To people who don't care that much about the license, either option is equally appealing. But Linux has lots of people hyping it and contributing *because* of the license, so Linux gets more popular.

    After that, it's a snowball effect. People start using Linux because of the hype, so Linux gets a bigger userbase. And because of the bigger userbase, they get more developers, more publicity, and more hype.

    -a