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  1. Re:Military uses on Swedes Dominate Counter-Strike Championship · · Score: 0

    Ummm... no.

  2. Re:Who cares about the DVD? on DVD-Watching Driver Charged with Murder · · Score: 0

    First Off... The irony! He was watching Road Trip while driving? What a laugh!

    That's not irony. If he was watching an instructional video on safe driving practices, THAT would be irony.

  3. Finally on 3D Mouse · · Score: 0

    This is what I've been waiting for. My 2D mouse is so hard to grip and I'm always losing it between sheets of paper. It also has no mass, making it very hard to control as the usual laws of inertia don't apply.

    - jesler

  4. Better name on MIT Robot Walks On Water · · Score: 0

    Robostrider? I would've called it the JesusBot, or Jebot for short.

  5. as lucy lawless put it on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 0

    "Well, whenever anything like that happens, a wizard did it." "But miss, in episode..." "WIZARD."

  6. coding marathon on Europe's Largest Linux Event Draws Nigh · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Coding Marathon will be conducted in the Olympic spirit

    Corrupt officials and steroid junkies welcome!

  7. other lists on National Do Not Call List Opens for Registrations · · Score: -1

    I suggest we initiate the:

    Do not talk to list: I'm sick of creepy pensioners, junkies, and general freaks approaching me for conversation when I'm waiting at the train station.

    Do not knock list: That'll keep those pesky Jehova-lovers/brownie-sellers from my door.

    Do not distribute union-related material to list: You can keep your filthy propaganda you pinko commo!

    Do not pester for cigarettes list: That "I only buy cigarettes when I'm drinking" routine is getting tired. And don't ask for a light either, cheapskate.

    Do not solicit relationship advice from list: Just because I'm in a stable relationship doesn't mean I can solve your problems in love. I just got lucky.

  8. Price on PocketPC 2003 Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article lists the price as

    Price: +/- 350 dollar, 329 euro

    I assume they use "+/-" to mean approxiamately. If not, I'll choose the -$350 option and you can pay me to use this thing.

  9. flood the site on Aussie Company Releases Xbox Mod-Chip Designs · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Microsoft doesn't want anyone to see these designs, they need only bring the site to its knees with a flood of traffic, generated by a well-placed article on highly-viewed website.

    oh... wait...

  10. uhoh on FreeCraft Cease and Desisted by Blizzard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some personal projects I may have to rethink:

    BarCraft - Can you restore the broken supply line of ale for the underaged teens lurking in the carpark outside?

    DartCraft - The expansion pack for BarCraft. It's RTS darts, with uh... resources and stuff.

    ParCraft - Play 18 holes of golf while repelling invading loons in golf buggies.

    FarCraft - Like a regular RTS, but it'll take 3 and a half days to cross the map.

    RarCraft - You have to play with all game data (gfx, sound, etc) still in compressed form.

    LoreCraft - Get the Law School upgrade on your Fortress to produce a phalanx of patent-happy lawyers.

    BoreCraft - The only unit is a peasant. Buy the expansion for female peasants!

  11. just 15? on CPU Cooling with 15 Liters of Water · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why use 15 litres when you can use 15 BILLION litres???
    br. I plan to live in a houseboat and tow my submerged boxen.