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Swedes Dominate Counter-Strike Championship

fluor2 writes "'Guys, somebody stepped on a switch. I'm not kidding; someone actually stepped on a switch and unplugged our network!' These are not the words one would like to hear from one of the staff in the middle of Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL) Extreme World Championships $100,000 Counter-Strike finals. But it happened. Finally, after the game was restarted, Team Eyeballers (Sweden) is the new CPL CS Champion over Schroet Kommando (also Sweden), winning (7-5;6-0)." Update: 08/02 01:06 GMT by S : There's a more detailed report over at Gotfrag.

246 comments

  1. Same players...New game... by oneiron · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've not followed the 'pro gaming' scene for quite some time, and it never ceases to amaze me how the same players dominate the leagues no matter what game is being played.

    1. Re:Same players...New game... by jrockway · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Too bad they have no friends in real life nor will they ever reproduce. How can you live with yourself playing CS all day...

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    2. Re:Same players...New game... by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

      How can you live with yourself playing CS all day...

      Seriously... How can you post here and not have figured that part out?

      Bookmark autopr0n and get a new girlfriend each day!

      *sigh*

      Some geeks...

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    3. Re:Same players...New game... by sqrt(2) · · Score: 0, Troll
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    4. Re:Same players...New game... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Wow dude, you figured out his email!! So 1337!

      Oh wait...

    5. Re:Same players...New game... by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 4, Funny

      "How can you live with yourself playing CS all day..."

      I dunno, but I'm sure the hundred grand helps a little.

      Stuart

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    6. Re:Same players...New game... by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

      How do people live with with cleaning up shit all day? fixing cars? being a lawyer?

      It's a job. Moron.

    7. Re:Same players...New game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you write stupid PHP applications all day and then return to your ugly wife and your selfish, spoiled kids? And still live?

    8. Re:Same players...New game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Belive it or not but also girls play CS :)

      And since many of them are from sweden they are hot too...

    9. Re:Same players...New game... by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Funny
      And you know they only won because of all that Ikea furniture that comes from Sweeden.

      Their gaming computer desk, their fancy gaming chair, their beds and couches to rest on, their cups to drink their caffine from...

      So basically us American gamers will have to become more trendy and shop at Ikea (and learn how to put a desk together) in order to stanc a chance.

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    10. Re:Same players...New game... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      I choose not to believe it.

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    11. Re:Same players...New game... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I have an Ikea (iKea?) desk. One leg collapsed yesterday and both of my monitors fell off the desk. I made sure it was REALLY TIGHT before I put my monitors back on.

      This was no fault of the desk, though... I was trying to lower it without taking anything off. The mechanism inside to tighten the last leg stopped working for some reason, and I had to take everything off the desk* and reinsert the leg into the desk. It was a pisser :)

      * Actually that was done for me.

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    12. Re:Same players...New game... by deathazre · · Score: 1

      that and the fact that these things aren't full of the general lameness that exists on public servers.

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    13. Re:Same players...New game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's very few players that play multiple games well, i know of only one player who's successfully moved into counter-strike from success in another game (Destrukt) and one other that tried (Fatal1ty [Jonathon Wendell]) but was never good enough to be a dominate player.

      I'd assume you're referring to Jonathon Wendell in your post, he has had much success moving between whatever 1v1 featured tournament is being held and placing highly (he was originally a Quake 3 player, he won the AvP tournament a year or so ago, and i think was second or third at this years PainKiller tournament)

      Other than him, i know of no other names that have had any huge success, at least where leagues are concerned, at moving around (as leagues are based around team games, not individual ones)

    14. Re:Same players...New game... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      My Ikea computer desk is getting wobbly.. hope it doesn't give out!

    15. Re:Same players...New game... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      So basically us American gamers will have to become more trendy and shop at Ikea (and learn how to put a desk together) in order to stanc a chance.

      Ikea is COOL in America? Here in the Netherlands, it's considered to be quite cheap and definitely not trendy (I have a lot of their stuff for that very reason).

      Of course the tiny multitool included with their furniture does have a certain geek-appeal.

    16. Re:Same players...New game... by SQLz · · Score: 1
      I dunno, but I'm sure the hundred grand helps a little.

      Now they'll be able to afford decent systems...which will probably bring about their retirement from CS.

    17. Re:Same players...New game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the name, there is no emphasis on either letter - its just IKEA. The letters come from Ingvar Kamprad (the founder/sole owner of the company) Elmtaryd, Agunnaryd (a small town in the middle of Sweden where the company was founded).

    18. Re:Same players...New game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First Place : EYE - $30,000
      Second Place : SK - $21,000
      Third Place : Rival - $14,000
      Fourth Place : D-Skyline - $9,000
      Fifth Place : DiE - $6,000
      Sixth Place : The Titans - $5,000
      Seventh Place : mouz - $3,000
      Eighth Place : g3x.intel - $2,000
      9-12th : mibr, NoA, TSG, EG - $1,500
      13-16th : 4Kings, GoodGame, 3D, rSports - $1,000

    19. Re:Same players...New game... by FifteenSquids · · Score: 0

      Actually IKEA is not "COOL" in America. The furniture is pretty much garbage, but all of the early to mid twenties folks shop there because its inexpensive. And isn't Walmart...

    20. Re:Same players...New game... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That hundred grand is split among 16 teams each with 5 players. The most money a player playing cs can make from this tournament is about 6,000 dollars.

      I would think the free trips to all over the world including Japan, various places in Europe, and many places arond America would help even more. Not to mention the salaries some of the top players get paid by their team and/or sponsor.

      Most of the top players don't sit around play CS on public servers all day, as some might think. Most teams having scheduled practices ranging from 2-4 hours each day. They probably devote less time to their game than most professional REALathletes.

    21. Re:Same players...New game... by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      for the price, Ikea definately makes some good quality stuff (I dont know if I would gamble on one of their beds or desk chairs) but as long as you check it out and it looks simple (complex mechanisms for cheap usually are cheap) the desks are good. And the flatware/cups/things like that are rather inventive sometimes (coffee mugs that dont pool with water in the dish washer :) )

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  2. Military uses by Azadre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are these guys being recruited by their governments to be counter terrorist forces?

    1. Re:Military uses by r2q2 · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? CS isn't real life. Now a better question would be if counter terrorist teams try using tactics that Pro CS people use.

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    2. Re:Military uses by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      I would think their governments would find better use with those who play sports for hours daily rather than sit down and "practice" for hours.

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    3. Re:Military uses by darc · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Are these guys being recruited by their governments to be counter terrorist forces?

      Sure. Much like the best Spiderman 2 player is recruited by the Avengers every year.

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    4. Re:Military uses by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      Even that is iffy. I know a few people who still play CS (just about everybody did at one point), and they say that the 'scene' is pretty polar. There are the superserious folks who compete with their clans and total newbies who just picked up the game from an older brother, a parent, or a friend ("hw yuo buy rockt loncher??/".

      In watching them play, they really have very few tactics that stick throughout all the maps. Everything they do is map specific for the most part. The few strategies that stick between maps generally involve exploiting game mechanics (running with knife out, binding buy orders, etc.)

      So, unless the terrorists were hiding inside a building exactly like cs_assault or cs_militia, the CS players won't be of much help.

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    5. Re:Military uses by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure. Much like the best Spiderman 2 player is recruited by the Avengers every year.
      Seriously?!
      I just beat Rebel Strike and Rogue Leader. I'm waiting for my call from Luke Skywalker.

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    6. Re:Military uses by andreyw · · Score: 1

      F2 buys the same stuff that you bought on the previous round. F1 autobuys stuff.

    7. Re:Military uses by partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Umm... Yeah.. That's why you see the special forces teams running around everywhere frantically whilst jumping up and down continuously...

    8. Re:Military uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can imagine Counter Terrorist forces shouting to Al Quaeda operatives "We 0WnZ j00, l@M3rZ", while jumping up and down frantically.

    9. Re:Military uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Someone got to tell that to the Navy SEALS!

    10. Re:Military uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will they hire me for a position in the general staff if I'm good at Starcraft?

    11. Re:Military uses by jesler · · Score: 0

      Ummm... no.

    12. Re:Military uses by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "running around everywhere frantically whilst jumping up and down continuously..."

      Obligatory Penny Arcade link

    13. Re:Military uses by jcam2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No .. they think they are just playing CS, but in reality are remotely controlling actual teams of soldiers involved in real anti-terrorist operations (cf. Ender's Game) :-)

    14. Re:Military uses by NealokNYU · · Score: 1

      Heh. I actually did beat RL for the first time today... I suspect Herr Skywalker might have called the people who didn't take their sweet time getting to the end.

    15. Re:Military uses by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Only if the government starts using droids that are remotely controlled in the same way that jets and tanks were in the movie Toys.

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    16. Re:Military uses by Caine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then someone has a lot of spare counter-terrorists hanging around considering the average number of losses in a round.

    17. Re:Military uses by Tobias+Luetke · · Score: 1

      Depends on which site they play. Either what you said or they are beeing recruited by your goverment to guantanamo bay.

    18. Re:Military uses by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      I picked up Rebel Strike at Gamestop for $20 new. It also has all of the RL game in coop form. Graphics drag during that one level with the Y-wings and the crashed super star destroyer, with a zillion AT-PTs, but otherwise it runs like a charm. Very fun.

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    19. Re:Military uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually think they could jump around enough to win, ha!!

  3. Cooking the competition by raistphrk · · Score: 5, Funny

    After winning the competition, the members of Team Eyeballers were overheard saying "borkborkbork!"

    Asked about the condition of the dedicated game server, another of the team members reportedly replied "b0rked!"

    1. Re:Cooking the competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh, racist remarks. How sweet!

  4. Re:Bah... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    "Quebecer" isn't French. "Québécois" is. The tongue troopers are coming to your place of residence right now.

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  5. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by GizmoRevenj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, athletic ability is not only restricted to your legs, arms and body. A person with fast reflexes, good hand-eye coordination, quick thinking and strong concentration can be considered as "athletic" too. There is as much sport in Cybergaming as there is in Football or any other conventional sport game.

  6. Did somebody forget to invite... by Animaether · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Swedes won ?
    Did somebody forget to invite the South Koreans ?

    On a more serious note.. what's with the link ? It points to a way too generic site.
    http://www.thecpl.com/extreme/index2.php?p= tournam ents

    That's where the actual event information is.

    1. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by GizmoRevenj · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Koreans are unbeatable at Starcraft and to an extent Warcraft. Not surprising considering Starcraft is the national sport in Korea. Matches are shown on public TV, game replays of top players are recorded and sold as DVDs, some players have insured their fingers (the best korean player's fingers are insured for 80k$). Starcraft is as big in Korea as any other national sport.
      Speaking of Swedes, they are known to be good at CS. They have LANs there with 1000+ PCs for CS only.

    2. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by jrockway · · Score: 0, Troll

      They are all dead after forgetting to use the bathroom for 48 hours. Good job, guys!

      (Can you tell by the other posts by me in this thread that I don't like computer games that much?)

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    3. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      This isn't a Starcraft tournament boy!

      Besides, they are too busy playing Lineage II.

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    4. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by DeusExMalex · · Score: 1

      then why are you trolling a thread about video games?

    5. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Holy shit Jon, I've read up on that.

      Apparently that 1337 dude died from exposure....

      EXPOSURE!!

      LOL!

    6. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It wouldn't have mattered. Swedish CS teams has played vs the best Chinese and South Korean teams and won convincingly. The asians just has not got what it takes yet to play FPS games on the same level as Europe and USA.

      They are actually behind in this respect...

    7. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by bugbread · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I've heard that from Slashdotters, most people I've talked to who actually live in Korea say that pro gaming is nowhere near as huge as it's made out to be. Games are shown at 2:00 or 3:00 a.m., and most regular folks would much rather play a game than watch one. Pro players are famous among avid amateurs, but the average person on the street couldn't name a single pro gamer.

    8. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by name773 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They have LANs there with 1000+ PCs for CS only.

      oh my... they should dual boot them with freebsd and run a cluster

    9. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I know. This is a true story but I get modded down. That's okay I have more karma than taco.

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    10. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Games are shown at 2:00 or 3:00 a.m., and most regular folks would much rather play a game than watch one.

      Call me a geezer in my mid-thirties, but at 3am the only thing I want to watch is the back of my eyelids.

    11. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Caine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not true. I have friends (Swedish as it happens) who live in South Korea who says Star Craft is just as big as it is made out to be. They show games in the evenings and a lot of people watches of all ages. If you go out to bars etc, it's not unusual to have SC running with a lot of people watching.

      As a a sidenote, Sweden is right up there in Star Craft and Warcraft too, though of course, after the Koreans.

    12. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the average Korean does not even know what Star Craft is.

      At least that applies to 99% of Swedish population.

    13. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by NickeB · · Score: 1

      Indeed there are LANs with several hundreds, even thousands, of visitors dedicated to Cstrike.
      We swedes likes to classify things and people, and this is our way of putting idiots in their own camp.

    14. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

      I live in South Korea. There are no less than 3 cable channels dedicated to showing Pro Gaming 24/7. Starcraft still makes up the bulk of it, but Counter-Strike is gaining.

      Its not unusual to see a group of suited businessmen wander into a PC Bang (Internet Cafe) on their lunch break to play a couple games of Starcraft.

      The finals of the Starcraft league which runs its course about twice a year is held in a stadium which fills half the seats.

      With that said, Koreans suck at Counter-Strike and its pretty much the only FPS they play. The preference being toward Starcraft and minimally Warcraft III. Although the WCIII world championship was held here a few months ago and the two Korean entrants got their ass handed to them.

      They also play a host of other incredibly crappy Korean-made MMORPG's, there are about 4-5 outside of Lineage II. And one of the most popular now is a piece of shit called Maple Story... and its a side-scroller!

    15. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by Psycho77 · · Score: 1

      I thought the last world StarCraft champion was not a Korean. Strange

    16. Re:Did somebody forget to invite... by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Mod this man up then.

      As I say, I have no personal experience, not having lived in Korea myself. My guess is that the folks I've talked to in Korea haven't really been in the loop.

      That said, I certainly didn't mean to imply that actually playing games in Korea was unpopular. I've seen enough PC bangs to know that gaming is very popular. I had just heard that professional gaming isn't as popular as /. makes it out to be. It seems I was misled.

  7. can't help not to say... by b374 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...all your base are belong to sweden

    1. Re:can't help not to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but not for long, since our national defense is piss poor. :-(

    2. Re:can't help not to say... by yppiz · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ace of Base are belong to Sweden

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    3. Re:can't help not to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa. That was weird. An Ace of Base song was playing on my playlist the instant I read that. Errr, my sister's playlist! Gah :(

  8. Huh? by iamdrscience · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cyberathlete, eh? Are there any Swedish Universities giving out Cyberathletics scholarships?

    1. Re:Huh? by Piggymon · · Score: 0

      We have just as many Cyberathletic scholarships as Athletic scholarships. Schools shouldn't waste money on athletics, the majority of students are there to learn.

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious, how does being a "cyberathlete" and playing video games help you learn anything important?

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't. That was his point. The school doesn't have any cyberathletic scholarships, just like it doesn't have any athletic scholarships.

    4. Re:Huh? by goon+america · · Score: 1

      Swedish universities are socialized. As long as you can get in, you don't have to pay anything.

    5. Re:Huh? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      No, but just give it a little time to build popularity and there will be several "colleges" here in America offering courses in Video Game Strategy and Technique to cash in on the new craze. They'll do this in much the same way they are currently trying to cash in on the "ooo, I know HTML, I could be a game designer" craze. Funny or insightful, I'll leave it to the mods to decide.

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  9. Um, no by slubberdegullion · · Score: 1

    These guys are great at fighting terrorism in a game that has almost no relation to real life. Counter strike tactics would get them killed very quickly in real life (they die in the game after all, only it doesn't matter so much).

    1. Re:Um, no by Sasha+Slutsker · · Score: 0

      Plus, the people playing counter-stike are not the same people fighting the real wars.

    2. Re:Um, no by andreyw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? How could you tell?

      Maybe by the fact that this is a game where you respawn every 5 minutes?

      Sheesh!

      Up next - "Day of Defeat not an accurate portrayal of WWII through the eyes of a soldier."

  10. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Yeah installing an aimbot is uber-athletic, right. And also 31337!!

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  11. Hey Terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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  12. Re:Bah... by lpp · · Score: 1

    tongue troopers

    I don't know whether to fear or be excited about that notion...

  13. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by FosterKanig · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Replace "athlete" with "skilled", and I'll agree with title. But cyberathlete? Please wake up and smell reality. Athlete involves some semblance of physical fitness.

    P.S. Not breaking a sweat while you reach for the Cheetos doesn't make you an athlete.

  14. Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Professor+Oompa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When it comes these championship caliber gamers, is there any particular areas in which these folks excel? Do they have extrordinary IQs? Uber fast reaction times? Xtreme mouse-eye coordination? Do they have better hardware, are they great mentalists, or do they just spend way too much time playing video games?

    In the end I'm sure its probably a combination of more than one trait, but I'm curious if any of them are outstanding in other arenas as well. (i.e. can make a Big Mac like nobody's business)

    1. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by khufure · · Score: 1, Informative

      In counter-strike aim, anticipation, and teamwork are the most useful. Headshots are usually instant kills, so aim is very important. Anticipation is knowing the maps and position your characters accordingly. The person that knows where their enemy is coming from is going to get that split-second advantage that determines life and death. Teamwork is also critical. In CS you have objectives - plant the bomb, rescue the hostages, stop the other team, etc.; you can't complete the objective without teamwork.

    2. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know the reason they excel. They know how to exploit the rules of the game they're playing. Realizing hitscan, gun glitches, recoil behavior, model hitboxes, physics rules, and even in some cases map flaws can help in professional gaming. It gets to the point where you're trying to play against the rules of the game instead of playing the game. That's why I hate "pro" gaming.

    3. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's probably a combination of features, including practice. However, (and I learned some of this from my wife, who studied neurochemistry in college) a lot of it is probably reaction times. Case in point: if you practiced driving a stock car, you could still never drive in nascar. Studies have shown that their reaction times are (admittedly) nanoseconds faster than the average person, and this gives them an edge.

      So, you could practice your build order, or your objective list, or memorize every querk in the maps, etc, and get very, very good at a game, but most of us could never be excellent.

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    4. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by NoYes19 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "they just spend way too much time playing video games"

      the pro gaming community is very very diverse, and that is the only trait I would say is in common for all of them.

    5. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I remember reading about the guy who was the Q3 champ (or maybe it was the Starcraft champ?). He would practice 8-10 hours a day.

      I don't play CS. But I used to play Q3 a lot. I would download the replays of the championship matches. The champ knew the maps down cold. Knew all of the spawn points and had absolutely incredible rail gun accuracy.

      As an aside, Starcraft replays are also available. The champs have an amazing ability to multitask, being able to micromanage their base and their attack at the same time. And, of course, they knew the maps like the back of their hand.

    6. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by lancomandr · · Score: 1

      As far as Counter-Strike goes, it isn't so much the ability of the individual as it is the team. Unlike a lot of other games, one person can't do much by themselves. They do of course, have the things you talked about with the exception of better hardware, since these high level tournaments are played on computers identical with the exception of peripherals. They have the ability to think fast but clearly in tight situations, they can all come up with individual tactics on the fly, and communication is key. They all know what they're supposed to do, what everyone else is supposed to do, and they could do a better job jerking off their teammate than themselves. As much as Counter-Strike is considered a "shoot'em up" game, strategy and teamwork is 97% of competative play.

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    7. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by leathered · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A TV show here in the UK once analysed Michael Schumacher to learn what makes him the greatest racing driver in the world. To their surprise they found out that his reaction times were no better than the rest of us.

      They found out that what makes him great is his ability to anticipate, to prepare himself and make the correct decisions in his mind anything up to a few seconds before he executes them. I play fps games myself and I can believe his is probably the case with the top gamers.

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    8. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by vehn23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not really the same thing, but I am a pro poker player (cash games mostly) and my biggest advantage over the average amateur players is that I'm not a total fucking retard. YMMV.

    9. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by jayslambast · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've played in competitive rtcw (including getting creamed in the first rtcw tourney at quakecon) and I've spec'd a few really great players in my day. Its a combination of practice, understanding and properly executing strategies, amazing eye-mouse coordination. Some of the best can spin around and know exactly when to stop to fire at someone's head, whereas other people see a blur. Reaction time does help in some situations, but thinking and executing a strat in many modern games is just as important. The great teams usually practice and scrim every night. They can spent 2 to 3 hrs a night scriming different teams to try new strats and prepare for upcoming matches. You have to have a lot of time to be in the top tier of players. The greats (especially in fps) know how to configure the client to better enable them to play. There is a real art in modifying a quake3/rtcw/rtcw-et/... config files to provide the most fov, lighting conditions and tweaking of their mouse settings. There are some settings that are outlawed, where as others are accepted in the community. Many of the competitive gaming leagues have published configs for the servers. Finally, the type of computer isn't that important (as long as its above the minimum requirements). The ping does, however, and many teams fight about which server they use to play their matches, hoping to give them an advantage in the game. There is definitely homefield advantage when your team has the best ping.

    10. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by gabbarbhai · · Score: 1

      The matrix has you. lol.

    11. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right. in other words, he's wicked smart, and he knows exactly how his car is going to behave. not to mention the fact that they process gigabytes of data from his car for each lap he completes..

    12. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is true, but in CS and (moreso even) Day of Defeat SOUND is the most important thing. Get a surround sound system, or good headphones. Knowing where the enemy is is necessary. Also, the ability to count in one's head without being distracted is needed for DoD. The respawn timer is 15 seconds. If you can count 15 seconds from the time of the first killed enemy, then 15 from the first after the respawn, etc, you can know approxamately when you will encounter the enemy, and where. Very important. Also very difficult to master. Oh, and knowing how to airburst a grenade properly so the explosion is horizontal at head level (spherical explosion has the equator at head level) is very useful. If you have great grenades, you hardly need a rifle.

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    13. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      Unemployment.

    14. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that playing against the rules of the game? They don't use obvious cheating techniques as wall-hacks or modified clients, but take the most out of the official one. That is seems well in the rules to me.
      It's the same thing as card counting in poker - the house (here the competition/game company) has set specific rules (game physics, maps), and as long as you don't break them, not using every advantage you have would be stupid.
      Yes, the flaws in the game and maps may suck, but that's a problem with the game's creator, not the players. As long as those bugs aren't fixed, they remain part of the rules of the game.

    15. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by kayak334 · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%.

      The reason these people excel is because they learn the virtual rules. There is little "natural" talent to pro-gaming other than being able to determine these virtual rules and come up with the best way to use them to your advantage. Because the rules are always so limited (since it's being simulated on a computer and an enormous amount of "real life rules" aren't being applied), it doesn't take long before a maximum skill level is reached.

      Some might argue that is a natural talent in itself, but I hardly equate it to someone who is a naturally great hockey player, or a naturally great programmer.

    16. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by noewun · · Score: 3, Interesting
      A TV show here in the UK once analysed Michael Schumacher to learn what makes him the greatest racing driver in the world.

      Whoa - stop the hype. There are five or six WRC drivers who could drive circles around Schumacher. The WRC guys will always win in sheer driving skill, cause it takes a enormous level of finesse to drive a 400 hp car down a logging road at 160 km/h.

      Schumacher has benefitted immensely from being on the best team of the era in a time when competition in F1 is at an all time low. He has also benefitted greatly from all of the semi-auto shifting and traction control crap in the cars now. In his Bennetton days, before all that, he was infamous for blowing engines with botched downshifts - when the car isn't good, he isn't good. Compare to Senna or Prost, who could (and did) win in less than stellar cars.

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    17. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmph, maybe in a game like Counter-Strike.

      Skill thresholds are much higher in other games, like the Quake series, where you have more to worry about than shooting an opponent before he shoots you once a round.

    18. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by rcs1000 · · Score: 1

      I am a decent amateur player, and I've played a few Vegas tournaments (and once knocked Julian Gardner out), and some cash games, and the real difference between pros and most (decent) amateurs is...

      Pros are much, much more consistent. When an amateur is playing wel, he'll win. But if his confidence gets a little knocked (maybe he loses a hand when he had JJ in the hole), he'll get "on tilt". Pros shrug their shoulders and play on. And if they feel they're not playing too good, they'll usually get up and walk away. Too many amateurs try and chase their losses (if I could just win one big pot, I'll be back to flat... hmmm... maybe this T6 suited is OK... if just two Tens hit the board I'm a sure winner...)

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    19. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by strudles · · Score: 0

      I cant talk about CS in detail, but in the Quake series the best players are the best not because of any of the above, but because their hand-eye co-ordination (aim) and ability to process information and empathy of what the enemy team/players are doing is superior. Reaction time is not a factor, if your having to react to a situation, you have already lost, top players are said to appear to have ESP :) you cant teach or train this, you have it or you dont. Of course you wont be anywhere without some practise as well. ive played Q2 and Q3 at top level (world champs in france, 2 teams ive been in have won clanbase european cups). Im a good player, BUT i will never have the aim of some the freaks that play these games, a handful of players around the world just have hand eye co-ordination that is not natural. Its exactly the same way top tennis players are seperated from a top 20 player, or that top 20 player is seperated from a good club player. You can see the scale across the spectrum of players, many many people play for years and years, practise very hard and never break through to the top 50 in their country cos they just dont have the ability, its a sliding scale. of course casual players, dont realise this, and when they get beaten on a public servers assume their opponent is cheating (ok maybe in cs) or only wins because they know how to tweak the game and play all day. From my experience; ive competeted in motor-racing/bike racing/ski-ing and other sports at national level since age 12 playing a FPS shooter such as Quake3 at a top level is way way more demanding than any of these activities, just the fact everyone has a level playing field makes things incredibly more competitive, and the what the game demands from you is intense

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    20. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Wow, dude.

      Seriously, that's incredible. The level of accuracy required for the things you say... damn.

      ~Will

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    21. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is neither of those that you listed. The person with the lowest ping always wins. That is Counter-Strike.

    22. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they also said he has the mental state of a physcopath (sp?) and like other drivers suffers from an inability to get a thrill from other activities (when you get used to driving at 200+mph anything else becomes mediocre entertainment in comparison)

    23. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by endus · · Score: 1

      Not to dis Schumacher and ESPECIALLY not to dis WRC drivers, but a while ago they had a couple of stock car guys race against some of the rally drivers in rally cars on a spectator stage. The stock car guys did extremely well and, if I remember right, one of them even won. The rally drivers commented on just how skilled the stock car guys really were.

      Sorry this is so nonspecific (I saw this a while ago), but the point is that the differences between pro drivers in different elite classes are not as great as you think. Sure it takes a special kind of driver to hurl a car through a blind corner in the middle of the night on a logging road that's about 2 feet wider than the car, but that doesn't mean that those drivers can automatically drive circles around one of the best F1 drivers ever. Car control is car control. There are specific demands in each class, but you can't put one class above another so easily. The skills that make a great rally driver are the same skills which make a great F1 driver.

    24. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Whoa - stop the hype. There are five or six WRC drivers
      While that may be true, you are too busy arguing semantic of the word "racing", and bigging up rally car drivers to appreciate the point made by the grandparent - that Schumacher dominates a sport with incredibly intense competition, and does so without having extraordinary reactions.
    25. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by endus · · Score: 1

      I can only speak from my own experience...

      I am a reasonably good ET player...better than most I would say (and my record would show). Back when I was playing RTCW and that global stats server was up (theclq.com I think?), I was consistently in the top 100 players....not the greatest ever but not too shabby either.

      The biggest difference I have found between myself and the players I am able to beat consistently is tactics. Every game has it's own tactics. You acn look at this on a grand scale: team tactics...which are AMAZINGLY important in a cooperative FPS, and on a smaller scale: individual tactics. Team tactics are important for obvious reasons...faking out the opponent, distracting them by attacking one point while someone sneaks in another way, working together, creating crossfire situations, controlling critical areas of the map, etc.

      The individual tactics are important too though: people will run behind the only bush in an area if they are getting shot up...it's like that monty python skit on how not to be seen....you keep firing into the bush and they die. What someone said about making decisions plays into this: do you run away or keep firing if you're getting shot up? If you run behind a wall for a second will your opponent keep firing at nothing so you can run out and kill him when he reloads? Little things like this are what make the difference for me. Some of it is just using your head....people think there is no strategy in FPSes and that is simply not true....the strategy just has to be implemented very very quickly. The other part of this is practice though...on the Q3 engine being able to bunny hop backwards as you try to lay down covering fire if you are getting beat in a gunfight.

      Knowing the maps is key too. People talk about exploits or bugs....but what is that? How do you define that? You need to know the maps implicitly and without thinking....can you bunnyhop down that hill? Where do you have to start from? Will you jump too far and damage yourself if you hit it wrong? Where are the good placed to hide? Where are the choke points on the map? Where are the good places to shoot from? Where do you want to be when the enemy does (insert game related action here)? How fast can you get places? How long will it take the enemy to get from one palce to another? The list goes on and on. These are the kinds of things most players don't think about. They would rather blame their lack of success on bugs or cheats or whatever rather than really trying to think about their tactics. The people who accuse me of cheating (I have never cheated in an online game in my entire life) are the ones who make the same dumb mistakes over and over again....the people who you kill the same way every time because you know where they are and how they will react.

      The final part is definitely skill. I play trickjump maps to try and improve myself, but I am nowhere close to some people when it comes to being precise with movements. People just have amazing control with the mouse and stuff. Good aim is obviously key. The other part of it too, though, is knowing your strengths. If you can shoot distance well but aren't good at closup one on one, you provide cover fire while another teammate goes in close....stuff like that.

      I know this sounds braggy, and it is, but I am humble enough to admit that there are players out there who would smoke me. Sometimes it does come down to skill BUT you can get much closer to the elite players by taking the game seriously and thinking about it. I don't mean stop having fun or be a dick, but don't just blunder around shooting whatever either. That's the thing: thinking and tactics are PART of the fun for me. I don't enjoy games where everyone just fucks around and doesn't try to play well. I have lost some of the best games I ever played: the team is practically psychicly connected and everyone is performing their role, but you just get beat. People think FPS is about point and shoot but that's only the

    26. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by noewun · · Score: 1
      Schumacher dominates a sport with incredibly intense competition

      But that's part of my point: the level of competition in F1 is at an all time low. Ecclestone's remaking of the series into a TV-friendly spectacle has meant that the same three teams dominate the sport year-in and year-out. Compare this to the '80s, when there were five or six drivers who could win the championship at any given time (and when drivers actually passed for the lead) and it's a sad sight. Schumi is definitely a great driver, but he has benefitted from driving in a low time in F1 history. Had Senna not been killed we would be saying, "Schumacher who?"

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    27. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Schumi is definitely a great driver, but he has benefitted from driving in a low time in F1 history.
      Missing the point again. Regardless of whether the sport is "good" or "bad" or at an all time low or not, if quick reactions were a major advantage the sport would be dominated by someone with those reactions, not someone without.
  15. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Qrlx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting. You imply cyberatheletes aren't real atheletes, yet in your .sig you think that third party Presidential candidates are real candidates.

  16. Re:Interesting by mailtomomo · · Score: 1

    that way other games are still bearable ... :)

  17. one word...5 letters by ANTRat · · Score: 0

    OWN3D sorry i dislike cs :/

  18. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Valar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seriously doubt any of the CPL players were using bots, considering a) aimbots are notoriously easy to detect b) point a is even more true when there is a judge standing right behind you.

  19. Movies? by sn0wflake · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anybody know if there's movies from the competition? I'm especially interested in in-game clips.

    1. Re:Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      www.gotfrag.com has full coverage of the event - download the MFAVP videos on the right(you need an account on the site, it's free, and gives you access to most of the event videos except those marked with a p). The videos cover the matches with a mix of ingame clips, interviews, and footage of players during the matches.

      -tso duong

    2. Re:Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. 'ed ... anyone have mirrors?

  20. fantastic broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure 100mbit broadband for around US$36 a month makes their life a little easier...

    http://www.bredband.com/se/content.jsp?t=2&s=3&m =3 02

    (295 SEK = $36)

    Lucky sods.

    1. Re:fantastic broadband by Valiss · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has nothing to do with broadband. Most pro players only LAN privately to get the most out a practice session. That way there is no chance of cheaters, lag, etc.

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  21. Re:Bah... by mailtomomo · · Score: 1

    French tongue troopers, so don't worry, we will surrender soon ...

  22. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by CrowScape · · Score: 1

    As long as you accept that "Game" is a perfect synonym of "Sport", then you can call them athletes. Now to wait for the day when "Chutes and Ladders" becomes an Olympic event.

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  23. What a joke by Seven001 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    All the "cyberathlete" bullshit is about half of what drove me away from CS (and HL mods in general). I'm sure its great to make money playing games, but "esports" and "cyberathletes", give me a break. The CS community needs to wake up, and grow up.

    1. Re:What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't it drive you away from the other games then? It's not like CS is the only CPL game or esports game. Or tell it to the south koreans that esports is just bullshit, after all they their starcraft players are celebrities and they have tv channels showing starcraft games 24/7.

      And tell it to the others players at CPL that were playing WC3, Pain Killer, Call of Duty, UT2004 and so on.

      It just happens that CS it the biggest FPS because it requires more than run and gun.

    2. Re:What a joke by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear, hear. CS is *very* fun if you play it with down-to-earth folks, but the downright retarded comunity that has spawned arround it drove me away as well.

      And "cyberathlete"... sheeze. I work at a cybercafe, and i hear people from 15 to 30 years old seriously considering "living off CS". It made me chuckle the first times. Now it's pathetic.
      Yeah, $100,000. If you win, then it has to be splitted to all members of your team (no less than four). Once or twice a year, maybe. And i wonder how much of that is real cash as oppsed to sponsors' hardware.

    3. Re:What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you win at competitions are cash. Hardware you get from the sponsors OUTSIDE of the competitions.

    4. Re:What a joke by Wehesheit · · Score: 1
      wake up and grow up and then do what exactly?

      stop playing their favorite game because you say so?

      lemme know how that goes.

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    5. Re:What a joke by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to play a game called Tactical Ops; a mod for UT. It was awesome, we were in the #1 clanbase ladder position - because we worked together really well, we were honest players, we went over tactics and plans during practice runs.. it was just a blast. Unfortunately, a lot of bad element started to come onto the scene after awhile and we just ended up losing interest. But it was the most fun I've ever had with online gaming.

      It's the kids. And no, it's not all of them. We had a couple young guys in our clan (age 14 and 15 I think) and they were cool; great players and nice kids. But that's not usually the way it goes. The young kids, age 13 - 16, are so troublesome. I ran four TacOps servers for over a year and that demographic was constantly and continuously a thorne in my side as well as all the players that played on the servers.

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    6. Re:What a joke by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

      Make a R18 server then :-)

      Serious though, I think it makes sense to create something like that for wage slave, kidults etc. A while ago, I saw my friends played Duke Nukem. They were awesome players when they were in university. After they start working, their performance are like 80yo veterans: got lost in a map, tripped into the obvious bomb, even fell in the easy jump.... They desire their retired veteran server.

    7. Re:What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who's competed at a very high level in counter-strike (placing 9-12th at Summer CPL 2002) i can tell you a few things..
      Yes it WOULD be possible to make a living of fof counter-strike only, but you'd have to be one of the top elite players (some of them have paid contracts, but this is mostly in Europe). There are many tournaments held in europe such that one COULD make a decent living, but with the prize distribution this is only really an option for maybe 10-20 players worldwide (at least a comfortable living).
      As for the prize money, that is ALL Cash, hardware prizes are fully seperate and never included in prize totals at these events

    8. Re:What a joke by Seven001 · · Score: 1

      Where did I say stop playing? Or maybe you are one of the morons that missed the definition of PLAYING. Wake up from the dream that they are athletes and what they are doing is a sport. Grow up because their immaturity obviously has them living in that dream.

      Quite a few people that I used to consider friends were drawn in by that "esports" hype bullshit. I made sure to disassociated myself from their immature asses.

    9. Re:What a joke by Seven001 · · Score: 1, Troll
      Finally someone that understands. The people that modded me as flaimbait probably havn't even played CS. You are completely right, though. I used to LOVE CS, the gameplay never drove me away, it was the stupid ass community. Even though I didn't like a lot of the 1.6 changes, I still liked the game overall. The straw that broke the camel's back for me, when I gave up on CS and the HL community for good, was when I was reading at CS-Nation and they had a post about CS training. WTF? Here, I even still have a quote from a forum post I made about it at the time:

      The E-Sports Entertainment Association has added a new Counter-Strike instructor to their company. ...

      The ESEA specializes in giving CS lessons for a marginal fee. All of the instructors are professional gamers so they know what they're doing. Head on over to their site to find out how you too can be cal-i.

      This kind of stupidity, and I get modded down for speaking out about it? What a joke.
    10. Re:What a joke by Seven001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Koreans have a society of idiocy.

      I doubt the people playing those other games are as zealous about the "cyberathlete" bullshit as the CS players / community are.

      CS is the biggest FPS because it is pretty much still the best. I won't dispute that, but I can't stand the community enough to return to it.

    11. Re:What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words and a number: Soldier of Fortune 2

      CounterStrike++

    12. Re:What a joke by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there's no way to enforce an 18+ rule in a game server like that. Heck, maybe some games now can, but I haven't really seen any. And just simply saying "This is for 18+ only" is just an invitation for all the kiddies to come in and wreck house.

      One of the reasons we were so successful with TacOps is because we were mostly a group of guys in our 20's. One was early 30's. We worked together, not against each other. We made it to clan matches on time. We got together for practice pretty well. A lot of the other clans were younger guys and although they could play very well indivually, we'd usually wreck them in a clan match where teamwork and tactics were king, not who can rack up the kill score.

      It would be sweet if they'd start making video games with age requirements that are not pornographic in nature. Us older guys still want to play these games as we get older but we really don't want to put up with the kids anymore. Of course, it's difficult to convince a developer to do so since the kids (and their parents) buy up a lot of games.

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    13. Re:What a joke by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Talk to a school teacher and they'll tell you the same thing. Before puberty, classes are generally calm and quiet, the students easy to manage. Once some testosterone kicks in the students will usually get roudy in 5 minutes when they should be working quietly on something.
      It takes a couple of years for those roudy kids to get over this phase.

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    14. Re:What a joke by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should introduce masturbation breaks, to keep those raging hormones at bay.
      Just give each kid a private room, a connected computer and some kleenex, and I'm sure they'll calm down.

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    15. Re:What a joke by SolarCurve · · Score: 1

      ESEA is actualy quit successful. :) I know quite a few guys who make some decent cash to help subsidize their incomes. If you don't understand it thats fine, but it should be respected that people do care enough about learning how to play that they are willing to do so. American capitalism is encouraged in esports. I think its a great example. If the idea sucks that bad it won't survive.

    16. Re:What a joke by Seven001 · · Score: 1

      You mean American idiocy is encouraged in "esports". Anyone that would PAY TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY A GAME is an idiot.

  24. Mandatory military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isnt it true that every sweede must serve in the military for some length of time? Might explain why they are better at military games...

    1. Re:Mandatory military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Questions like this clearly prove that Americans of today can't differentiate between games and reality anymore.

    2. Re:Mandatory military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, because the military teaches you that gravity has no effect on bullets, the muzzle velocity of all guns is near infinite, and grenades and AWP shots can damage you through 2 feet of solid metal.

    3. Re:Mandatory military by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Vikings anyone?

      'A furore normannorum libera nos domine'
      'Skona oss herre från nordmännens raseri'
      'Oh lord, save us from the rage of the Nordic people'

      [A common prayer in the French churches during the 9th century.]

      Those other teams probably forgot the prayer.

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    4. Re:Mandatory military by Elkboy · · Score: 1

      Either that or god is swedish.

    5. Re:Mandatory military by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      I'm swedish myself, but I actually laughed out loud when I saw this.
      I just got the image of the Swedish Chef sitting on a cloud, looking down on us...

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  25. Somebody stepped on a switch ? by snowtigger · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a beginner's mistake: Allowing a physical attack to unplug the network.

    They should have a Self defending network

    1. Re:Somebody stepped on a switch ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I followed that link hoping Cisco had invented SkyNet.... disappointing. OTOH, humanity gets to survive another few years.

    2. Re:Somebody stepped on a switch ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok... What should a self defending network do in case of an attack on layer 1?

      Zap the person with 20,000 volts?

      Have a cat 5 cable become a noose?

      Have cat 5 cable jump out from the shadows and tie someones hands?

    3. Re:Somebody stepped on a switch ? by moon-monster · · Score: 1

      Surely if they're forking out $100,000 in prize money, they can afford to bring along a rack to put their switches in, rather than leaving them lying around on the floor ready for someone to step on?

      *sigh*

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  26. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because UT2004 is just run, gun, timing and no thinking?

  27. so I guess instead of being 0wn3d... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess instead of being 0wn3d their opponents are borked.

    Bork bork bork!

  28. Re:Reinventing wheels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wrong story numbnuts

  29. Sweden wins by Leffe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Not the first time... and certainly not the last ;)

  30. HLTV statistics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some interesting facts about the HLTV network used to broadcast the final. HLTV is what we in the HL community use to spectate games live much like GTV for quake.

    There were 35000 spectators watching the finals. The HLTV network had over 180000 spectator slots spread over more than 700 proxies worldwide.

    1. Re:HLTV statistics... by SecretFire · · Score: 1

      And yet, I can't find a demo anywhere.

    2. Re:HLTV statistics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some more statistics, this is the largest match ever broadcasted, the bandwidth used to broadcast it exceeded 1 gigabit/s up and down.. Also more than 60ghz of processing power (calculated via p4 ghz) was needed to broadcast this match.. :)

  31. Re:cheat by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 2, Funny

    I doubt it. Their aim is probably around the same as yours. And they would win because you're a lamer and they're not.

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  32. Re:Reinventing wheels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe.

  33. This looks like a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'

    [Microsoft][ODBC Microsoft Access Driver] Could not use '(unknown)'; file already in use. /header.asp, line 41 ... headshot baby.

    1. Re:This looks like a ... by johnek · · Score: 1

      gaming != coding;

  34. Re:Bah... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    I guess Kay-Becker is right out? Or the infamous Preston Manning Kwee-Becker?

    As for the 'tongue troopers', the only thing they can do if they come to my place of residence (in which they have no jurisdiction) is to swab my loo.

    Pardon my off colour comment, but I despise the Quebec Language Gestapo...

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  35. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but professional atheletes use steroids and there are judges right there too. Whats to say that the aimbot isn't just rather covert. It only helps aim if you're very close. 83% of the time. And it runs in the background completely undetectable (unless you run `ps aux | grep aimbot` or something).

    Anyway, I'm sure they didn't use aimbots, but it's not out of the question.

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  36. Clearly, the Gov't recruits GR players... by kaladorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, obviously the government would recruit the Ghost Recon players since that's a game that forces you to not run around, to not hop around, and to use careful tactics. Note: The prior paragraph was written with tongue firmly in cheek. I know members of the SF community (and I don't mean sci-fi) and the whole idea of recruiting out of shape (or even in shape) computer gamers for the type of work various Special Operations units do is rather hilarious. They lack the discipline, training, probably basic physical and dispositional requirements, and they may not have the required social skills. And there is a heck of a difference between blowing up someeone else in a video game and having to hold your buddy's hand while he bleeds out from a mine strike or bullet wound. :( The idea is silly enough to have been a Monty Python skit....

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    1. Re:Clearly, the Gov't recruits GR players... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      I find it vastly hilarious this was considered a 'troll'. It doesn't advocate a particular position nor was it intended as provocatory. I'm not sure exactly what aspect makes it a troll.

      I guess it might be the generalizations about computer gamers. But generalizations have a basis (often) in fact and I can't help but feel the average soldier is in better physical shape and is more disciplined than the average computer gamer. They are certainly better trained for military tasks, at least in the armies of the major powers.

      But, maybe I stepped on someones toes. They'll probably mod this a troll using the same logic.... Ah, the wonders of moderation!

      The idea that the military might recruit from championship 'cyberathletes' who excel at a none-too-simulatory (if that isn't inventing a word) computer game isn't a troll? Odd thinking, wot?!

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    2. Re:Clearly, the Gov't recruits GR players... by k31bang · · Score: 1

      *cough*Marine Doom*cough* ;-)

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    3. Re:Clearly, the Gov't recruits GR players... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you did launch into that tirade on the basis of a post which was obviously a joke, yet you seemed to take the idea seriously. Not that I would label you as a troll for it, but your overly serious and somewhat condescending reply didn't really improve the discussion.

    4. Re:Clearly, the Gov't recruits GR players... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea is silly enough to have been a Monty Python skit....

      *cough* Americas Army *cough*

  37. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If curling and table tennis are olympic sports, why not Counter Strike?

  38. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pleese they must use computers provide by thecpl for the competion, they get about 5 minutes to set up the config, you get no disks.

  39. Just got back from the CPL myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just got back from watching the finals at the CPL, and team EYE was ahead 2 to 0, and they were showing off with some cool jump-on-top-of-each-other-to-get-to-higher-places moves, and then all the computers simultaneously crashed, on live TV and radio, into a "Net Packet Error."

    A loud mixture of booing and laughter erupted from the crowd, and several anxious looking guys ran up to the computers to figure out what happened.

    About five minutes later, the founder of the CPL gets on the PA system and says that the round will be restarted, and the scores will be reset to zero-zero. There was more booing, and some team EYE member made snide comments about the CPL over team-chat.

    The founder then gets back on and says "the press is no longer aloud on the stage. The reason for the earlier crash was that a cameraman stepped on a router and actually unplugged it."

    I'd hate to be that cameraman. Fortunately, team EYE won anyway (although the other team [team SK] scored 3 times before team EYE got back into their game.)

    1. Re:Just got back from the CPL myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'd hate to be that cameraman. Fortunately, team EYE won anyway (although the other team [team SK] scored 3 times before team EYE got back into their game.)


      Wny? Whaddya gonna "nerd" him to death or something?

    2. Re:Just got back from the CPL myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaddya gonna "nerd" him to death or something?


      good one.

    3. Re:Just got back from the CPL myself... by GooDieZ · · Score: 1

      Well... I'd be amused to see this camerman in action. Not that I wish such things to happen on a regular basis, but i dlike to see a picture of this cameraman.

      Let me explain...
      We organized a lanparty about 3 months back, with riverstone RS32000/38000 network equpment, for about 300 gaming enthusiasts. In a middle of nowhere, there comes one guy (guess what, it was cameraman) i wonder if it was the same one ;), and starts to unplug electrical cables, to fill his batteries. Few servers went down :(, and he looks at me so surprisigly as i put very dark look on my face. I was so shocked and let him pull another powerchord...

      In a matter of secodns crowd loudly protested, what the h*** happend. As me being wery "calm", i just pointed a finger at him. ;>

      I tell you watch out for those TV guy's, they allways seem to know how to make things go bad...

      Maybe there is some kind of conspiracy... just maybe?

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  40. Maybe not a job, but a hobby.. by cbreaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hobby seems to fit more then an actual job; since only very few in the many thousands of players across the world actually sees any money from this stuff.

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  41. Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not surprised to see Swedes winning online gaming competitions. In the online gaming I've done, the Scandinavians are always among the elite players. They're clever, fun, and think things through.

    I put it down to the fish they eat. Fish is high in omega 3 fats. These fats greatly enhance brain development. A person who consumes large amounts of omega 3 will think faster and concentrate better than a person who doesn't.

    1. Re:Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but will the omega 3 fats from the fish counteract the high levels of lead and other heavy metals contaminating nearly all fish stocks?

      Lead screws up the growing brain (not too much effect on adults though) - leading to lower IQ etc.

      (In fact, that's why most medical authorities encourage people to eat about 4 servings of omega-3 rich fish only a week (less for women). It gets some omega-3 but limits exposure to lead from the fish).

    2. Re:Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only certain fish species have this problem. Others are not contaminated by heavy metals.

    3. Re:Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I put it down to the fish they eat. Fish is high in omega 3 fats. These fats greatly enhance brain development. A person who consumes large amounts of omega 3 will think faster and concentrate better than a person who doesn't.

      Well, I eat a lot of cornchips and I think that's a loud of crap.

    4. Re:Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, people seem to confuse us with Norway...

    5. Re:Fish by tuite · · Score: 1

      Hey!
      I'm from sweden, and I dont eat a lot flish.
      But I'm best at everything I do!!!
      I on my 13 year studing for a M.Sc.
      Ooops my computer seems to be hacked again. Time to reinstall Millenium.

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  42. I for one welcome our new Swedish Overlords! by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the love of god, stop them before they dominate Everquest too!

    1. Re:I for one welcome our new Swedish Overlords! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that was the first I actually had to laugh out loud while reading /.

  43. No, but they do use games to teach. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    The military does use games similar to GR, TacOps, etc to help their special forces with tactics and such. But yea, these guys are already SF material, they're not geeky kids to begin with.

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  44. Re:Interesting by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    And that's different because...?

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  45. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by mattkime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm going to be a sucker to take on your sig as well.

    If nader wouldn't have been an option in the last election, Gore would have been president. Instead, Bush was. Did the country move in the direction you wanted it to?

    Politics is all about compromise. No Kerry isn't the ideal candidate, but he's a lot better than Bush.

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  46. Kind of like another one by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Sort of like a group lobying to get poker made an olympic sport? Bad thing is that they aren't kidding.

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  47. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Yeah, but professional atheletes use steroids..."

    You haven't had Code Red yet have you?

  48. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, you are really reaching to support your irrational hatred of pro-gamers.

  49. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

    Driving a race car is considered a sport, sitting turning a wheel, pushing pedals and controls on a steering wheel. The healthier you are and the better your physical condition translates into faster reaction time. Plenty of times playing a fast high level action 3D shooter game in competition I have broken out in a sweat while the adrenalin is flowing.

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  50. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Worminater · · Score: 1

    um... they dont have the option to install anything ont he computer they are playing on, at cpl everything is supplied for you. To cheat, they woudl have to pay off a bunch of judges basically to do it for them

  51. not really by zoloto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    this is one of the biggest issues I have with CS players. when I ask what command your alt-fire is, I get "Right-Click" from 99% of the people. CS people have no FUCKING CLUE what the hell a bind is, or even scripting for that matter (you know, when one button can do 4 functions in order and cycle them over and over again).

    These kids don't have a fucking clue what they're doing and bitch and moan when they get owned by a legit skilled player.

    "0mfg n00b h4x0r, gtf0 teh s3rv3r" - is not a way to validate your poor skill.

    good god man, learn what the command is and how to set a bind in the console on the fly if you need to. here's a bit of a clue:

    bind space +jump
    bind home

    -zoloto /rant

    1. Re:not really by andreyw · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know very well what binds are. In fact, I have to import my own cfg files each time I (unfortunately) have to reinstall, simply because otherwise it would take forever to change them all the way I like it.

      No, I was too lazy to look up which commands the F1 and F2 are bound to by default, simply because I've got no beef with those binds.

      Way to damn generalize everyone.
      "He is a CS player! He must be a clueless n00b who has no friggin' clue about the cogs behind the shiny graphics!"

      Dumbass.

    2. Re:not really by zoloto · · Score: 1

      when this is typical responce recieved from the OVERWHELMING majority, it's hard not to generalize CS players as fuggin n00bs.

      dumbass

  52. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try playing with a team that has strategies and tactics. If you don't play smart in UT2004, that's your own fault, not the game's.

  53. Thought about checking the competition out... by Combuchan · · Score: 5, Funny

    but then I looked at the title--"Extreme World Championships"?

    I looked deep into myself, seeing my suburban American white-bred, khaki-pants wearing, '84 Subaru-driving middle class lifestyle, and realised, that no, I couldn't be a part of it all. I'm just not "extreme" enough.

    Pity when you look at it.

    </sarcasm>

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    1. Re:Thought about checking the competition out... by Krommenaas · · Score: 1

      I think the Extreme part of the name comes from the Intel Pentium 4 Extreme Edition which sponsored the tournament. "Cyberathlete" should be enough to get you laughing though.

  54. AWPed by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to be that cameraman.

    "...and in other news, a local cameraman was found dead today, killed by a single shot to the head from a high-powered rifle. A police spokesman stated that a possible suspect was seen jumping off of a wooden crate and hopping away at high speed. No arrests have been made."

    k.
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    1. Re:AWPed by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Hahahahahahaha...

      That was the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot in quite some time. ;-) Very good.

    2. Re:AWPed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWPed?? The 1337 use the Scout. Also, they don't use speed hacks..

    3. Re:AWPed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... witnesses also note the man pulled out a knife when he started running away.

      An anonymous source was quoted as saying, "Dats so old school man it dont help none anymore"

  55. and according to EYE's website by RyLaN · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Provider error '80004005'
    Unspecified error
    /header.asp, line 41

    someone must have gone and stepped on their hub too, poor guys are going to be in their 100 grand just for the bandwidth bill..

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  56. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by jrockway · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you pay someone $50,000 and you win $100,000 you come out ahead.

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  57. Watch Records by RichiP · · Score: 1

    Did they make record copies of the games? I understand the data can be captured for replay, right? I'd like to ghost around and watch the matches.

    1. Re:Watch Records by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can find demos on www.gotfrag.com or www.sk-gaming.com

    2. Re:Watch Records by Null537 · · Score: 1

      Note: Answer for non-counterstrike players: Yes, most any "pro" gaming match has a demo, which you need counter-strike to watch, but is
      also incredible because you can rewind and watch shots and strategies over and over
      again, more in depth than any professional sport, as there are an infinate number of
      angles. You are even able to watch in first person, to see exactly where they were aiming (think helmet cam).

      In most big name pro competitions, people flock to get as many demos as possible and make movies
      out of them, which end up as avi's. There are already a couple here (ampednews.com)

      Interesting note about this year's competition:

      team 3d (who is sponsored by both Subway and Geforce) was talked about as one of the best clans, but finished in a dismal 13-16th
      last year 3d and sK (this year's runner up) fought it in the finals with sK winning

  58. Re:Reinventing wheels... by Numen · · Score: 1

    I swear I never even read the Counterstrike story never mind replied to it =)

  59. who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean really. I haven't touched counterstrike in years. move on guys, move on.

  60. always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do people call each other by their real names or their CS nicknames at these things?

    This is coming from a person who's only game alias is FUCKUCUNTS

  61. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by wheany · · Score: 1

    Driving a race car is considered a sport, sitting turning a wheel, pushing pedals and controls on a steering wheel.

    Do you know what g-forces are?

  62. they've got nothing better to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on, let's face it..they live in Sweden.
    CS doesnt take much skill, jump and shoot and you get a head shot. it takes some practice to master, but anyone can do it. even Bjorker's.

  63. Swedes dominate at Quake too! by Jagasian · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Swedes also dominate in Quake (i.e. Quakeworld). I think their entire country is wired with high quality inexpensive broadband. Hence they all get round-the-clock LAN practice, which is great for training for competitions that are usually held on LANs.

    1. Re:Swedes dominate at Quake too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think their entire country is wired with high quality inexpensive broadband.

      I get unlimited 10 MBps up/down for USD $44 / month and that's a pretty common fee for people living in apartments. Others often have either .5 or 2 MBit ADSL. You can get 100 Mbps up/down if you're crazy but then you have to pay something like $90+.

      I'm not sure how that compares to USA though...

    2. Re:Swedes dominate at Quake too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or how about 10mb-fd for as much as... wait for it.. free.. or close anyway, there is a fee of about $4/month that goes to maintanance, got to love the university

  64. Re:Congrads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in other news, Doom 3 leaks out.

    www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=56202

  65. I guess Sweden plays a lot of CS... by napesjp · · Score: 1

    How else would a neutral country indulge its desire to shoot stuff?

    1. Re:I guess Sweden plays a lot of CS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's switzerland, braniac.

    2. Re:I guess Sweden plays a lot of CS... by napesjp · · Score: 1

      Before you start with the insults, I haven't seen Sweden involve itself in a war in the last century. Therefore qualifying itself as neutral, douchebag.

  66. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    Hence the prefix cyber-, which implies a different meaning than the word athlete. Similar to the way psychologists and parapsychologists talk two completely different dialects of nonsense.

  67. Only in theory by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since nobody answering has bothered to respond factually to the question, I'll do:

    Every male is drafted around age 18, after high school but before college. However, not all are selected to actually do military service - I think the numbers are down to about 30-35% at this point.

    And I have to disagree strongly as to whether it teaches a "sense a weaponry". It doesn't. It does, however, teach how to think creatively in a group to solve an immediate problem.

    (The American military, by comparison, considers its chain of command as holy. The Scandinavian militaries rely a lot more on the intelligence of the individual soldier.)

    / CrystalFalcon
    (15 months of geeking around with military-grade radio hardware ain't that bad)

    1. Re:Only in theory by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      15 months playing with business-grade computer hardware ain't bad either. That's what I do in the military.
      Note, however that I did actually start college before getting drafted - 1/3 of my platoon did, actually ;)
      Also, I have 2 weeks of weapons training, and will get no more.
      Unlike Americans, we Swedes manage without pointing guns at everyone around us.

  68. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by osvejda · · Score: 1

    Do you know what g-forces are?

    Expensive joystick?

  69. Re:Common traits in 'pro' gamers? - YES by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1

    Coming from the best player in Tron 2.0, yes, all of the above although my machine is borderline. Dell Inspiron 8200.

    - IP

  70. Re:AWSMed by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    It's an Arctic Warfare Super Magnum, not an Arctic Warfare Police. get it right. AWSM not AWP.

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  71. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    When you get good, aimbots hurt your score, rather than help it. Often there are multiple targets, and aimbots go for the closest, not the one aiming at you. While this can be the same, the closest is often the guy that runs past you, instead of that sniper you were aiming at a second ago, and about to shoot.

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  72. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by freakmn · · Score: 1

    Three words: Bowling and Golf.

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  73. Squelch it, smartass by Pseud0 · · Score: 1

    I will personally beat up the first person who cracks a "Jaaaaa"-joke with a 2x4... I'm not kidding! /pseud0, proud swede (yeah yeah... contradictory blah blah)

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  74. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree.
    Personally I don't see an activity as an athletic if you can put on weight while doing it.

  75. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by mandalayx · · Score: 2, Funny

    right, because real candidates raise enough campaign money to advertise, which makes them real candidates.

    maybe one day we will vote for candidates based upon their qualifications, not how famous they are. Arnold comes to mind. and these will be the real candidates you speak of.

  76. Swedes have more leisure time by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder how much of this may be due to the Swedes (and other Europeans) having more leisure time. In Sweden, they get a mandated 32 days of vacation a year, as part of their Social Democratic welfare state. In the USA, there is NO mandated vacation. Often you are lucky to get your 2 weeks. For us techies, it may also be problematic whether we get to use it!

    1. Re:Swedes have more leisure time by 35ft_twinkie · · Score: 1

      It appears to me that somehow, magically, people have decided that Swedes make better gamers than any other nation/race/religion on Earth; as opposed to the possibility of that particular team being awesome all on their own.

      So all you all smoking crack or did I miss the news that most professional gaming tournaments are won by Swedes.

  77. CPL hinders free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CPL has threatened large IRC networks with legal action if they didn't close any channels that contained "CPL", claiming they violated international trademarks they had registered. Unsurprisingly, there are hundreds of unofficial channels used by fans of the CPL which the CPL couldn't moderate (they also had far more users in them than the CPL's own official channels). One large IRC network eventually refused to comply and The CPL left it, then proceeding to block all access to it from their events. Is this the sort of gaming organisation you want to associate with?

  78. People still play CS? by akikage · · Score: 0, Troll

    That game was dull when it first came out let alone in 2004.

  79. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of.....

    A little piece of Triva concernign Famous politicians......

    Ronald Regan won his first presidancy with more electoral college votes then any other president prior to him and still more than any other president to date.

    Fame = Votes.

    Welcome to The USA.

  80. Cyberathlete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See what happens when you start calling golf a sport? Next thing you know every Comic Book Guy in the world is calling himself a "cyberathlete".

    Where's the link to the guys who want Starcraft in the Olympics?

    We need to invest in junior high bullies to stop this rampant nerdism. I believe the bullies are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Maybe a bully outreach center for after school.

  81. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just came back from the CPL and met with many of the top players. One thing I've noticed is that alot of the top players are actaully quite accomplished athletes. Many of the swedish players are soccer players. And they are thin but well built. I've noticed that I play fps's better if I am regularly exercising. I don't want to go into any deep psyho-analysis but I think the whole mental attidude many athletes develop, such as being determined to win,focused, relaxed, and confident, will bleed off into other things like video games.

    I can see how these people can get away with being called a "cyberathlete" because they have to focus, train hard, have good reactions and hand-eye coordination.

    I will have to admit though, there were some really pale, fat, and unhealthy players there that manage to hang with the cream of the crop.

  82. Re:'Cyberathelete'? by mandalayx · · Score: 1

    Fame = Votes.

    Welcome to The USA.


    Democracy and populism isn't all fun and games, huh?

    peoples' minds are getting lazy..