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  1. Re:Verilog on Ask Slashdot: How Many (Electronics) Gates Is That Software Algorithm? · · Score: 1

    Dyslexia?

  2. Re:Holy crap on Ask Slashdot: How Many (Electronics) Gates Is That Software Algorithm? · · Score: 1

    Mustache and a girly face?

    It was mustache or a girly face. Logical operator precedence.

  3. Re:Thank god it's not plucking phil on Bizarre Star Could Host a Neutron Star In Its Core · · Score: 1

    Who could this be? Let's see, something about defecation - Oh yes! Hello again, Shithouse Astronomer!

  4. Re:Spandex Analogy on Experiments Reveal That Deformed Rubber Sheet Is Not Like Spacetime · · Score: 1

    Caution: above video contains no explicit images of glam rockers.

  5. Re:Rubber sheet analogy explained on Experiments Reveal That Deformed Rubber Sheet Is Not Like Spacetime · · Score: 1

    The only difference is that there is no cat.

  6. Re:Obligatory XKCD on Experiments Reveal That Deformed Rubber Sheet Is Not Like Spacetime · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Young Ones.

    Neil: Alright, so most metaphor's don't bear close examination.

    The Young Ones: Flood.

  7. Ooh minor nitpick, let me make a few adjustments:

    Unless, of course, Argument from ignorance going on.

    So Non sequitur.

    There, fixed that for you.

  8. About that giraffe on Ancient Pompeii Diet Consisted of Giraffe and Other "Exotic'" Delicacies · · Score: 4, Funny

    About that giraffe leg:

    "I'll have the large horse leg meal please."

    "Would you like to go supersize for an extra denarius?"

    "Err - yeah. Supersize me."

  9. Re:Cancer isn't one disease on Why a Cure For Cancer Is So Elusive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If one guy breaks his leg falling from a ladder, and another breaks his leg in a car accident, does the doctor treat that broken leg differently?

    Actually a doctor most likely will treat those injuries differently. An impact with torn metal will probably be more serious than an impact with soil. For instance, it is more likely to result in a compound fracture. In general, different accidents cause different injuries.

    Cancer can absolutely be categorized as one disease.

    OMG.

    You are going to need to know a heck of a lot more about a disease than "it is cancer" before you can even start considering treatment. In what type of tissue did the cancer originate? What organ is the cancer in now? What oncogenes / suppressor genes were affected by the mutation? Is it one of:

    • Breast cancer due to tumor suppressor gene BRCA1 mutation, metastasized to the lung
    • Prostate cancer due do mutation in Hereditary Prostate Cancer gene 1 (HPC1), unmetastasized

    In other words, what is the disease really?

  10. Re:And the relation to global warming... on Helicopter Rescue For All Passengers Aboard Antarctic Research Ship · · Score: 1

    Truly you have a dizzying intellect. Debunking exactly what the GP said didn't happen.

  11. Re:Another view on teh RSA / NSA thing... on Dual_EC_DRBG Backdoor: a Proof of Concept · · Score: 1

    The question isn't whether they had a contract, but what the contract did.

    Holy freaking guacamole. WHAT CONTRACT? The question is, why did RSA do what they absolutely incontrovertibly did? And here is what they did: they included an NSA-backdoored crypto RNG in their BSAFE product and made it the default RNG. In other news, RSA pocketed $10M of NSA's money.

    Claiming that if they don't deny there was a contract [that] makes them "guilty" is playing games.

    If it's a game, it sure is a fun one. Those pinpoint denials leave them plenty of wiggle room to say "We didn't know. We didn't know because when we asked, the NSA said 'You don't want to know' ". Or, "It wasn't a 'secret contract', it was a 'gentleman's agreement' ". Or "We did not have sexual relations with that agency. They gave us a choice: buttfuck or backdoor ... helluva choice."

    Now for god's sake please stop clinging to those ridiculous denials.

  12. Re:meta stable on Reducing Climate Change Uncertainty By Figuring Out Clouds · · Score: 2

    As a physicist blithely dismissing another scientific discipline, you're a lousy physicist.

  13. Re:The unexpected hazard... on US Customs Destroys Virtuoso's Flutes Because They Were "Agricultural Items" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me neither. My sister played one. I always thought they were weapons of malleus destruction.

  14. Re:Another view on teh RSA / NSA thing... on Dual_EC_DRBG Backdoor: a Proof of Concept · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They didn't make a "non-denial." It appears to be quite explicit.

    The only thing explicit is that RSA denied a bunch of highly specific scenarios. Let me highlight one word:

    Recent press coverage has asserted that RSA entered into a “secret contract” with the NSA to incorporate a known flawed random number generator into its BSAFE encryption libraries.. We categorically deny this allegation.

    Now change that one word to from "known" to "unknown". Did they deny that?

    Plausible deniability. The only truth with a hole in it!

  15. Re:Antarctica ... Ice on Australian Icebreaker Tries To Get Through To Stranded Antarctic Research Ship · · Score: 1

    Delighted to hear it. Let me know when you come up with a better theory.

  16. Re:Antarctica ... Ice on Australian Icebreaker Tries To Get Through To Stranded Antarctic Research Ship · · Score: 0

    ..perhaps because for years we have been told that shrinking ice area/volume was a standard indicator of global warming.

    ... perhaps because for years deniers have been looking for observations that buck the trend.

  17. Re:Antarctica ... Ice on Australian Icebreaker Tries To Get Through To Stranded Antarctic Research Ship · · Score: 2

    Risking a whoosh ...

    Relax. Comments as idiotic as AC's make a dull thud, not a whoosh.

    Hey AC: Want to hang out with like minded people giggling inanely until they wet themselves? http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/12/29/saving-the-antarctic-scientists-er-media-er-activists-er-tourists-trapped-by-sea-ice/#more-100034.

  18. Re:CFLs still suck on US Light Bulb Phase-Out's Next Step Begins Next Month · · Score: 1

    It seems that the "high efficiency incandescent" effort died in 2008. Why the brightest idea needs tinkering

  19. Re:507MM on Code.org Stats: 507MM LOC, 6.8MM Kids, 2K YouTube Views · · Score: 1

    True, but those were very small kids.

  20. The law (Re:De minimis principle) on EV Owner Arrested Over 5 Cents Worth of Electricity From School's Outlet · · Score: 1

    The law does not concern itself with trifles:

    There was a young man named Rex
    Who had diminutive organs of sex
    When charged with exposure
    He said with composure
    De minimis non curat lex

    Determining the size of the arresting officer's gonads is left as an exercise for the reader.

  21. Useless PR hack on NSA Infected 50,000 Computer Networks With Malicious Software · · Score: 2
    From TFA:

    A government spokesperson states that any disclosure of classified material is harmful to our national security.

    What a useless PR hack. Two points:

    • A large amount of classified material is over-classified, not in the least bit harmful to national security, and mostly just embarrassing to the government.
    • In circumstances such as this, it is actually government activity is that harmful to national security.
  22. Re:Sucks to be them. on A War Over Solar Power Is Raging Within the GOP · · Score: 1

    That was spot on about the carbon tax. But economics? Let me put it this way: Republicans don't care about the economy as much as they care about themselves.

  23. Re:It goes both ways on Airline Pilots Rely Too Much On Automation, Says Safety Panel · · Score: 1

    You keep saying that as if it was an argument. It isn’t. It’s just contradiction.

    Here, this Monty Python sketch may help.

  24. Literally on DRM To Be Used In Renault Electric Cars · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Merriam-Webster can simply change the definition of ownership.

    With definitions like that, Merriam-Webster can literally do anything. Get lost, go jump, sod off ... anything.

  25. Re:system that desalinates salty water on Sunlight Helps Turn Salty Water Fresh · · Score: 2

    ... division of redundancies division, at 16:30 PM after afternoon tea.