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  1. Re:What can we look forward to? on Ask Opera CEO Jon von Tetzchner · · Score: 1

    Opera 9's upcoming Acid2 compatibilty

    Is this for bragging rights? because otherwise, the crap this test throws at the browser is real-world useless.

  2. Sure on Why KDE Rules · · Score: -1, Troll

    Of course, this doesn't means that this was written to critize other desktops neither it means you should start Yet Another Gnome vs KDE flamewar..."

    First: what? That's not English.

    Second: Yes, don't start a flamewar. We at Slashdot would hate to drive ad impressions through the roof with a meaningless melange of geek-baiting and nerdspew.

  3. Re:Absurd on Sony Settlement Start of DRM Protection Act? · · Score: 1

    Maybe you just happened to check in an area with an unusually high concentration of lesbians.

  4. Re:Outrage! on Sony Settlement Start of DRM Protection Act? · · Score: 1

    I suggest "fo realz, yo" as a replacement. The kids seem to like it.

  5. Re:Maybe Philly City Hall should focus more on... on Sony Graffiti Ads Draw More Anger · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, your post wasn't so deep as to need much comprehension skill. It was understood from the first. I also felt it to be ridiculous. You see, I was using hyperbole as a literary device to make fun of you. If you don't like being made fun of, don't post on the internet.

  6. We are all unique on 'Intel Inside' No More · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I like the chorus of edgy upmodded "I hate intel" posts.

    People are all the same, nerds, jocks, cheerleaders, strippers, special olympians - they have to self-organize into their little cliques complete with conventions and rules and mores and the like. It's fun to be on the outside watching. It's like puppy dog eyes. So pathetic it's cute.

  7. Re:And that's not all... on 'Intel Inside' No More · · Score: 1

    Yep. By choosing those names, they've unwittingly put technical restrictions in place that will not allow them to progress. Damn shame, those strange rules of marketing physics.

  8. Re:Easy way to get even more in debt on Apple Revolutionizing Retail · · Score: 1

    On the internet, which is entirely an unneccessary luxury? Yeah, the hypocrisy makes it bothersome. Take the protests out in the woods.

  9. Re:Bah on Apple Revolutionizing Retail · · Score: 1

    Oh, so in other words the store gives you money to aggregate your information. Yep, you didn't make a point at all. Just letting you know.

  10. Re:Counter system on DOA Ships Today · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dumping PS3 in favour of 360 because you think Sony's evil is kind of similar to dumping Saruman in favour of Sauron.

    This kind of analogy is why all of your friends smell vaguely like powdered cheese coating and earsweat.

  11. Re:Mwhahahahaha! on Apple Revolutionizing Retail · · Score: 1

    With this new wireless method, not only can someone steal your identity, now they don't even have to.

    What? The first part is no more true now than before, and the second part makes no sense. Enlighten me.

  12. Re:Are they ALL made up? on Slashback: Little Red Hoax, Firefly, Google · · Score: 1

    You know what? You've just threatened to do to me exactly what happened to all of those people. You're a tool for Bush, aren't you? You can admit it. You'll lose respect on Slashdot, but let's face it - Respect on Slashdot couldn't buy you a messy bowel movement.

  13. Re:Are they ALL made up? on Slashback: Little Red Hoax, Firefly, Google · · Score: 1

    I'm not exactly chilled by stories of the cops showing up when they're called, investigating, determining nothing is wrong, and leaving.

    It's not great for the people involved, I'll grant you, but in every case it appears that a private citizen called the cops in. This isn't just Big Brother watching everything - it's our police force doing their job.

    Maybe you'd be happier if they didn't show up when called? Move to an inner city ghetto. That's what the black rapstars have taught me happens there.

  14. Re:So what? on NSA Caught With The Cookies · · Score: 1

    Hey, you caught a flamebait mod! Congratulations - that's just the dirty liberals callin you a truth teller, Timmy. By golly, welcome to the truth tellin club!

  15. Re:Maybe Philly City Hall should focus more on... on Sony Graffiti Ads Draw More Anger · · Score: 1

    And what about all the cancer deaths? What are these anti-Sony people doing about cancer? Nothing, most likely, and it makes me sick. Not cancer sick. Just, kinda, I feel icky.

  16. Re:So? on Sony Graffiti Ads Draw More Anger · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have an interesting definition of false advertising. Incidentally, I'm using your technique and redefining interesting to mean something private. What I mean by it is left as an exercise.

  17. Re:math correction on A Kilowatt of Power · · Score: 1

    Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts.

    Stolen. For shame.

  18. Re:Finally.... on A Kilowatt of Power · · Score: 1

    What about SLI 7800 GTXs? That'll boost draw a bit.

  19. Re:House #2? on Time Names Battlestar Galactica Show Of The Year · · Score: 1

    OMFG! Are you trying to tell me that a fictitious show has fiction in it?

    I'll guess I'll just get my pure unadulterated reality from Battlestar Galactica from now on.

    House is no more about the medicine than Arrested Development is about building houses.

  20. Re:Compared to Intellij IDEA, XCode sucks on Steve Jobs thinks Objective C is Perfect? · · Score: 1

    While you may be a wonderful Objective-C developer, you don't understand .NET very well. That much is evident. One of the main design goals of the platform is implementation language independence. It's not only not a pain to go outside C#, it is practically transparent.

  21. Re:A monopoly by the dictionary definition? on Is Microsoft Still a Monopoly? · · Score: 1

    You've missed the point - corporations aren't allowed to be self-serving. They are supposed to do as the socialist open source zealots decree. Anything else is fascism, pure and simple.

  22. Re:Fuck off metro fagit scum on Podcasting Censored by Government · · Score: 0, Troll

    We just need to embrace this trend. For example, I term my posts here 'Slashcasts.' I think this can as far as it can be taken: Make a phone call, it's a voicecast. Purchase something in a store, it's a moneycast. Start up a myspace account, it's an egocast. I like it.

    Now excuse me, I need to go post a new bowelcast. I think this is going to be my best one yet.

  23. Re:Reviewer has no idea on MySQL Beats Commercial Databases in Labs Test · · Score: 1

    Holy shit. I skipped over that pile of definitions.

    This article has lost all credibility now.

  24. Re:Two things... on MySQL Beats Commercial Databases in Labs Test · · Score: 1

    What performance test? There was no testing performed in that article.

  25. Re:I like MySQL, but... on MySQL Beats Commercial Databases in Labs Test · · Score: 1

    I think, realistically, the licensing costs are often the last factor in evaluating enterprise software. This is only based on experience, though. Maybe there is a company out there not will to spend 10,000 to control their critical data, and for them, MySQL is a godsend. Bless them.